REKT

>>722140545
niggers in their natural habitat

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>722141117
At least it's fresh pasta

>>722140545
god I hate sheboons more than male niggers

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>>722140748

+100 Credit's

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>>722141117
go back to a normie site like reddit then if u don't like this kind of shit

>>722140545
Stupid nigger

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>>722141815

>>722141117
Nice bait

>>722141117
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

>>722141117
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

>>722142162
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

>>722142439
top pasta

>>722142439
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>722142911
Is this nigga plucking a catatact off his eye?!?

>>722142911
why.

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>>722142650
TL ; DR
try to move on fgt pls

>>722140545
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny copypasta" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this rekt thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a rekt thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with copypasta.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any rekt thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the copypasta. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting copypasta. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level shit day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating rekt threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every rekt is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this copypasta shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>722140748
This is why you always walk toward traffic

>>722143363
Fuck you you weak bitch you're the kind of people who decline sexe from girl because you're too shy to show youre 3inch long dick youfucking morron. I know your sister, she told me she want to live the family's house because you still live in and you so beta that nobody want to come close to your house because they're scared to become as beta as you. If i see you in the street i'd walk on a dog shit just to clean my shoes with your teeth.
i wanna leave my job, move to korean just to learn how to hack computer so that i'll able to hack your one and share in the face of the world all of the video of you putting huge didlo in your ass wearing panties what look so girly that even a faggot woudn't being see close to this.

goo dot gl/198GPm

>>722142911
aaaaand I'm done. I'm out, I need a caturday thread to psychologically recover from this nonsense.

>>722143645
Spotted the redditor

>>722143275
Bad trip on drugs! i read that in the video he says he has a camera inside his eyeball or something like that

>>722141117
as an EMT in training, I'll just consider it a training experience, rather than me being a "horrible person"

>>722143365
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.

First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.

There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.

Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.

Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.

>>722141220
>fresh
I don't think you understand what that means newfriend

>>722143365
>you should be ashamed of yourself
And all credibility goes out the window.

>>722141815
baited like a dickhead fish

>>722143723
Never been, I just have a thing against loss or mutilation of parts. I can handle death, but people should be whole.

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u fite liek a gurl

>>722142982
How is every fucking intersection in Asia so fucked up? There's a second accident in the background because someone is going the wrong way on a scooter. How do people live like this?

>>722143365
>>722143522
>>722143887
TL ; DR
L0Lno fgt pls

>>722144252
jiu jitsu wins again

why

>>722144003
It's alright, I was just memeing.

>>722144252
good girl

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>>722143522
>you're the kind of people
no U

>>722144567
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

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>>722143645
I hope you're not that fucking asinine kiddos. If not, you are either too young, stupid or normie for this site, please leave, you don't belong, nor do we want you here. REEEEEE

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>>722143810
Newfags spotted

>>722144817
>I'm NOT a whiner.
>I'm NOT, I'm NOT, I'm NOT
Yes, you are.

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>>722142982
At least the girl survived

>>722143790
Link?

>>722145196
Am not

>>722145123
>too young, AND stupid, AND normie
FTFY

>>722145238
Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.

>>722144817
Too underdeveloped*

Fuckin' moron

>>722145415
stop your whining

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>>722145615
I'm not whining

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>>722141117
Where can I find a pasta repository?

Dude stfu and let us watch rekt vids.. your fag rants are pathetic

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>>722145518
>I'll just get a bazinga
what-everrr, Sheldon

Stop calling me a homo ass nigga

>>722145720
>I'm not whining
>I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
Yes, you are.

>>722146141
T-thanks faggot

>>722143790
this is why i dont fucking drop lsd anymore. i still get flashbacks from time to time.

>>722146140
found the newfag

>>722145518
Dude you're a bitch. Get off the thread fag

>>722145915
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

>>722142911
sauce

>>722146461
Do you just copy and paste this shit all day. Pathetic bro

>>722146601
The National Association of Copypasta Chefs (NACC) is dedicated to protecting artists and crafters - their work, creativity and intellectual properties and marketing rights. I believe to keep the true work of the artist and copypasta chef alive we must act to promote and protect our art and craft.

>>722140545
Green stick ankle fracture

>>722141117
Have you ever been outside your room? People slow down, in traffic, to stare at car wrecks. It gets so bad, at rush hour, it is causes congestion backing up the highway for miles (i.e., rubbernecking).

>>722145915
Go to /gif/, the good rekt threads are there since chinkmoot gave us only 2mb

>>722140545
stupid nigger. that's what you get

>>722141117
Technically... there was only 2 posts and neither were dead

>>722146041
what the fuck happened?

>>722140545
weak ass rekt thread

>>722144252
i came

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>>722146041
holy shit. power line probably
the one guy almost got out and ran into it again
fucking nuts

>>722146214
Am not

>>722147310
see
>>722147516

>>722147543
thx
i see some water in the floor
and some sparks
so they burned to death?

>>722147760
probably dead before that

started exploding probably, that voltage super heating all the liquid

>>722141117
I'm a homicide cop that sees things like this daily. I'm so desensitized to this shit that I actually find it entertaining now. Is there something wrong with me? I contribute to society and get entertained about death.

>>722148120
prove it

>>722147944
Sick fuck. Why you post that?

>>722148120
I know a local (big city) crime-scene
photographer who loves his job, saying most
of the time it's just a burglary; but I know he
gets awakened at 2AM some times to
photograph a bloody murder that he can't talk
about with his wife, and certainly not with his
two daughters. It has to be even harder for an
investigator.

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>>722144817
an hero faggot

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>>722144741
I love that one survivor.

>>722150601
you ever see the movie nightcrawler?

>>722141972
xD
Le upboated, friendo :)

>>722147543
mustard gas

>>722150727
nigga balls got crushed for sure

>>722142982
Something or someone wanted that girl to live. I don't personally subscribe to religion, but that thing was literally a couple of inches from ending her shit.

>>722150802
a video of a video of a video
videoception
we need to go deeper
cunt

>>722150654
Orange jacket guy knocked that trike the fuck out with his strong ass style. Fucker was so pleased with himself he went on break.

>>722144252
Gotta love that teacher trying to catch her. Sit down, mid-life bitch.

>>722144817
triggered lmao

>>722140545
Thats what happens when you act like a nigger.

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>>722142650
did this really just happen

>>722141815
Its a copypasta relax chaz

>>722145518
Hahahaha!!!

Get your numbers up beta... let me know where I can send my gf before she comes home to get fucked by a real man.

You're pathetic.

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>>722141117
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>>722142439
Absolutely phenomenal.

>>722140545
DAMN those niggers are sturdy. A hot catalytic converter was just on her face but she looked like she was ready for more chimpin'

>>722144252
oh shit nigga got rocked by a white bitch

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>>722150751
I watched it halfway through before I realised the dude was never going to get teleportation powers, then walked out.

>>722144252
nice

worst rekt thread in history

>>722150627
Fuck I haven't heard ,an hero in a while

>>722147310

I don't understand, but he got hit with water that was made out of concrete nerve gas

>>722151505
lmfao i like you

>>722142982
I HATE MANURE

>>722150846
balls?
that nigga dead

>>722151108
yes moar like this

>>722151712
what about coal

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>>722147310
nerve gas

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>>722151532
Too much chinese rekt for you?

>>722151819
>>722151819
lol

all my gore is elsewhere

>>722151505
break up?

>>722151984
not enough blood

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>>722152033
Wrong thread

Have a rekt

>>722147944
that is fucked up

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>>722141815
>getting baited that hard

>>722147310

Untapped nerve gas leak

>>722151645
Passenger was just trying to hitch a ride.

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>>722152079
I hate blood. It's not funny at that point. Maybe not even rekt. It's just gore.

>>722144317
In China all it takes to get a licenses is passing a 100 question test. You need a 90% to pass. There is no driving test. Since Asians are good at studying but suck at putting their studies to practical use, most of them suck at driving.

>>722151645
fucking deserve it. obey the fucking laws idots.

>>722152144
The one gator gets all "WTF Larry!?" at the end.

>>722152144
"thats my arm bro, not the fish!"
poor guy

>>722152144
when you get team killed

>>722144252

Of course it's a nigger fighting a girl. Who else.

Also, I wanna marry this girl.

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>>722152265
I thought they hit a powerline.

>>722152496
Lucky bastard.

>>722152425
That's clearly a white dude you fucking autist.

That bitch is bad though.

>>722152561
Hi new friend.

>>722152496
aaaaand now i will never go skiing.

>>722152302
oh i like gore

it's like disgusting but fascinating
gets the adrenaline going

>>722152664
Damn nature, you scary as fuck.

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>>722152664
Damn nature, you scary

>>722152691
Hello. So... powerline?

>>722152791
>>722152799
Hivemind.

>>722152313
That makes a lot of sense. In my country you have to do fifty hours of instructed driving and then do a supervised driving test before you get your starting license. My driving test revealed that I couldn't turn at lights without arrows.

>>722152144
that one at 2 seconds is the laziest fuck i've seen, snapping at the ground. the clear alpha could have reached it but he was too busy eating his buddy. is it normal for them to eat each other or was it senile?

I think I'm starting to get desensitized.

>>722152841
This one is cute, can we keep it?

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>>722153011
It's a powerline. Good stuff.

>>722147310
nerve gas

>>722152892
where the fuck are you from?!

I got my license no problem in Canada
then i fucked it up by driving drunk into a tree

>>722152986
If anything goes into their mouth they automatically bite down.
It really is the other gators fault.

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>>722152872
I got dubs though

>>722153092
Nah, it was nerve gas.

>>722147310
Synchronised smoke break

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This one gets me every time. That 2 seconds where the guy fucks up and shakes the stick make me laugh every time.

>>722153159
Now we are just arguing semantics.

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>>722151984
>>722152079
Disagree

>>722152594
umm, whats going on here?

>>722153224
Fucking idiot.

>>722153188
Well, hell. I am only guessing. I'll believe you. I don't spend a lot of time on here.

>>722152371
It's legal in Cali. They'll pass any stupid law to try and reduce the traffic here.

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>>722153224
That fucker chasing him with the fire extinguisher

>>722153128
You know how there are some intersections with lights where you need to turn across traffic, but there's no arrow lights to give you right of way? I didn't understand those. I didn't know that you could go into the middle of the intersection and wait for a gap.

>>722153270
Damn, what did he do? Key his Camero?

>>722151645
Driving like a maniac
Wearing no protective gear besides helmet
Good riddance

>>722153270
STOP RESISTING

>>722140677
cause white people never do stupid shit

>>722152594
you fucken monster

>>722140545
Hmm, they caught her outside

How about that...

>>722153482
Fucked his wife.

>>722150985
top kek

>>722153395
it's legal to go over the speed limit?

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>>722153479
Lol birds.

>>722152561
it was anthrax

>>722152664
"people think nature don't be like it is.

but it do."

~black science guy~

>>722153445
that's just for left turns

I learned by turning whenever the fuck I want
never had a problem

>>722153528
Everyone knows that everyone is a retard. Don't get baited.

>>722153482
The cops buddy was gonna testify against the cop for raping a bunch of women so the cop took him out.

>>722153575
She must have been a heck of a woman.

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>>722153270
>all in a days work

>>722153685
I tried your method on my test and the supervisor failed me for it because I wasn't choosing safe gaps.

>>722153618
kek

>>722144817
Now THIS is some fresh pasta

>>722142911
fuckfuckfuckfuck

>>722153626
Anthrax acts that fast?

>>722153809
kek

>>722153821
don't do that shit on the actual test

>>722153224
>Not naming the file

>YOGA FLAME

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>>722146461
Tl;dr
Oh also, kys

>>722152425
I know he is wearing black and the video is grainy as fuck, but that's a white dude. Maybe light brown, but definitely not black.

Have you every considered you're an ignorant racist?

>>722153920
Not everyone plays street fighter, anon.

>>722154019
In the time it took you to decide to link all of those and post it, you should have killed yourself.

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>>722151219
This is why you never relax around niggers.

>>722153871
yes that's why it's so dangerous
look into it

>>722151108
absolutely no order
>no traffic lights
>old woman walking across the non-pedestrian part
>bike turns into on coming traffic
>crane tries to do the same

>>722151645
deja vu!

>>722152425
hes white lmao

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>>722153915
>Get yourself killed

Okay, yeah. I'll just follow the advice of a guy who could avoid a tree.

>>722151532
Rekt thread? This is a copypasta thread nigger.

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>>722153618

>>722154207
dont fuck with wild animals dumbass

is that a wild horse?

>>722151046
i love how the little 'i need help' light comes on

>>722154237
At first I thought
>well, that's not so bad after all
and then... FUG

>>722144252
what a fuckin badass. knocks him out and then just walks the fuck away. i wanna marry that bitch.

>>722150654
I love how everyone stops to see how they can help. China will be so easy to mow over when the time comes.

>>722153528
I like how you assume that poster is white, not surprising you automatically jump to blaming white people. That's all you people do.

>>722154237
who told you to follow my advice?

>>722152892
You did fifty hours of instructed driving and didn't know you can't turn without an arrow? All faith in humanity lost.

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>>722153270
fucked his wife? understabbable if that is the case

No lathe guy?

>>722150848
Should have put a safety line around his neck.

>>722154467
Quit being so dramatic. Anon is probably asian or femanon.

>>722154397
>China will be so easy to mow over

They don't even give a shit about their own. You think they'll have a second thought about blasting some Gaijin with the tens, if not hundreds of millions of Norinco rifles they have stockpiled?

Apathy is beneficial in war

>>722154467
I simply never knew what the fuck you're supposed to do there. Whether you should wait, go into the intersection, ect. I'm a master of it now.

>>722143365
a copypasta about copypasta
how meta

>>722143427
wouldn't that maximize impact?

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>>722152079
Its not blood, its the broken wine bottles. no one got hurt. im not joking.

>>722143427
That's illegal in America friend.

>>722140545
Suge Knight strikes again!
>>722140748
>>722142982
>>722150654
>>722150968
>>722151108
>>722151645
>>722151984
>>722152302
>>722153116
>>722153409
>>722153479
>>722154237

>>722154736
He means so you can see it coming

>>722151984
holy shit lucky babby

>>722154736
Not if you do a sweet backflip and dodge that shit

>>722154026
Calling people a racist on 4chan is the number 1 way to out yourself as a plebbiter or tumblr fag.

>>722151984
Unfortunately, it seems that the kid was ranovered when the car pulled out.

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>>722154467
>didn't know you can't turn without an arrow?

Scratch my other post (>>722154681), I misread you.

You CAN turn without an arrow. There are several intersections with no arrow lights and you have to go to the middle and wait for a gap while you have a green forward light. It's you who doesn't know shit about driving.

>>722153618
The power of flight proves useless.

>>722153305
Pure unadulterated cuteness

>>722154821
what? no it isnt..

>>722141117
Nice meme

>>722152561
No, it was definitely nerve gas.

>>722155377
>Oh shit I hit that woman!
>We're in too deep, punch it! No, not the fucking wipers!

>>722152986
kinda too many gators

>>722152079

You don't need exterior blood to die from massive internal bleeding caused by multiple organ failure. The kid was hit at speed, driven over then reversed over. His/her stomach is destroyed.

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>>722155417
Jesus fuck, you mad man

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ca9_1486782453

>>722155664
You mean eternal bleeding

>>722144252
the other version of this video is more badass

>>722155377
damn, that dude flew forward like a video game. rad doll physics?

>>722155076
I go through one of those every day, can confirm.

>>722152144
He almost lost his tail from the other gator on the right.

>>722155744
Link?

>>722153159
The earth happened there?

>>722151505
Why does this keep happening in so many videos? Is it a common suicide method or what?

>>722155862
Is this man kill? Damn nerve gas

>>722155960
Michael Bay directs the news now too

>>722140545
OP demonstrates fixed in a rekt thread. Disgusting.

>>722156056
He later died of eternal bleeding

>>722144741

you probably thought u werent going to die today, surprise!

>>722153479
Was at that race, on that corner. Watching the poor birdy slowly getting disintegrated as the race went on.

>>722155862
>>722155803
retarded crackers

>>722155803
>>722155862

Bunch of fucking retards

Survival of the fittest, I guess

>>722156144
kek'd and checked

>>722141815
you're adorable my innocent new little buddy.

>>722154668
>gaijin

Chinese don't say that.

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>>722150846
Why is it the one time I FINALLY think that, someone else points it out too

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>>722141815
kill yourself?

>>722156071
My sides

>>722156268
Whatever pejorative they use for tall, dirty roundeyes

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>>722156238
Nice

>>722155960
I would think a gas main blew, it was next to the garage, where the kitchen and a gas stove would be at.

>>722156220

he was all like, I'm okay heh :) then that pole was like well done, HOWEVER

>>722155862
>>722155862

fucking brutal.

I can only hope it's as fake as the one with the large excavator

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>>722156359
Oh you mean the guys their women prefer to fuck over them?

>>722156247
Says the white guy

>>722154026
he saw nigger calm your tits fgt

>>722155338
In my state it is you must walk and ride bicycle with traffic.

>>722154622
kek lost

>>722152140
damn, those muslim drivers really love driving into crowds

>>722156670
Do you not have sidewalks?

>>722150968
was he kill?

>>722156441
>the guys their women prefer to fuck over them

>White men are more physical and confident with bigger dicks than asian men while being less intelligent and more violent

>YFW Whites are asians niggers

>>722155020
Unfortunately?

>>722151108
>old lady is pancaked
>checks her pulse

>>722151449
This is one of the funniest comments I've seen on this board in weeks

>>722155803

LOL

>>722151108
kek she deserved it im happy this happened

>>722156380
I've seen houses that got filled with gas then blew, but not something like this just being fed from mains.

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>>722156881
kek

>>722156881
Why do weebs always say this shit?

Asian countries like the Philippines have crazy crime rates.

>>722157291
Yeah but they're the beaners of asia

>>722157291
The flips are the niggers of asia, and they've been mixed with dirty islanders

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>>722156881
You sound triggered as fuck, Chang.

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>>722143645
maybe just kill yourself?

>>722156947
just in case lmao

>>722157384
Wonder how much those two cost.

>>722157474
I don't know r/asianmasculinity, you tell me.

>>722157384
rachet

>>722153129
kinda like your mom Anon but with hard black cock

>>722156808
Yes but now every road.

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>>722157523
>t-they're ugly anyway

>I-I'm not mad at all

Even nigs get laid with your women more than you at this point.

>>722157640
idk what your talking about

>>722154799
>no one got hurt
Are you actually retarded? You can clearly see the vehicle backing up and running over the child with the front left wheel, so that's a large vehicle running over a small child, twice >no one got hurt

>>722144817
The Living Meme

>>722154986
True, but calling you a retarded nigger faggot is the fastest way to establish I'm an oldfag.

>inb4 you drink my piss bitch

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>>722157354
>>722157365

>>722153871

Causes immediate eternal bleeding in all cases.

>>722157822
Back to /gif/ if you want to cry about racism.

>>722155531
Okay, I believe you.

>>722155803
I like how he waits until he's finished dumping the water before going to help the guy

>>722153519
krk lost

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>>722157885
Yeah so head on over there faggot

>>722153559
Underrated post

>>722158108
You went to 4chan and go triggered by someone saying nigger.

You need to stay far away from this site, kid.

>>722158108
Kekeke

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You all arguing and I'm here like.

>>722150727

Just checked the story: the elevator crushed his lungs as he chocked to death

>>722158172
Hmm, I called you a nigger and said "Go to /gifs/ if you want to cry about racism"

Let me try to speak a language you understand

DUURRRRR YOU'RE RETARDED DDUUUURRRRRR

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>>722156071

>>722158172
A nigger is smarter than you are

>>722158353
Learn how to green text plebbit faggot.

>>722158446
Are you a nigger?

>>722158456
You just got here a couple days ago huh?