What should I do to my roommate?

>>722113541

take out her earring and put your little dick in her ear hole

>>722113541
Deepen bonds of friendship and support. It will make it all the better for when one of you betrays the other by moving out leaving all the debt of the month to the poor sucker that's staying

Shoe on head.

Rotate right

fuck her right in the pussy

>>722113541
Lick her feets and socks

Show her pooper with sharpie inserted

>>722113541
pee on her

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Idk she's annoying me right now

Ask her if she wants to fuck

Don't do it! lels

all women are whores
kill them all, elliot

Fucking rotate right

She's restless and keen bro. Fuck her

Cut her in pieces

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Should i put her on a leash

>>722113541
Rape her corn while sawing her head off with a hack saw.

>>722113541
You should stay in your room with the door closed and leave her alone, because I'm sure she's really tired of looking at your autistic neckbeard ass.

>>722113541
stick it in the pooper

>>722114651

this, faggot

lick her butthole. Does she know you're taking pictures of her?

She doesn't know I'm taking any pics

>>722113541
Put it in a cage

rape.

>>722114121
Give her a blowjob?

>>722116291
Just grab her hand and start sucking her fingers like there dicks

Timestamp, faggot.

She said if she gets 3 custom signs saying Shannon is a naughty girl she'll take a naughty pic for yall

>>722116392
Rolling

>>722113541

Be nice and respectful, and ask the same from her

>>722113541
force her to have real eyebrows

make her give you a footjob

>>722113541
sell her back to the gypsy's

>>722113541
What she asks and nothing else you degenerate fuck face

>>722114533
Rolling for that

>>722116573
>>722116573

>this

Punch her in the mouth strip her naked with the leash around her throat....and shove random shit in her ass till she agrees to be your worthless cumdump

>>722116777
WINRAR!!!!

>>722113541
worship her

Burn her like the witch she looks like

Call her a nigger

Hey are you hot OP. I'm a hot girl and I wanna know if you're hot I'm horny

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She's falling asleep

>>722117584
Punch her in the fucking cunt you dumb bitch

TIMESTAMP!!

>>722117584
i think shes cute. just post more pics of her so i have some fap material

>>722117584
Shes gross man

>>722117584
and she's calling a cab

>>722118342
get some eggs ready

>>722118342
Nutsack on face. This must happen. Kek wills it.

>>722113541
move out

>>722118742
Seconded

Wake her up gently with a nice cup of tea and tuck her into her own bed

>>722118961
This

>>722113541
genuine question, is/was there any sexual tension between you and your roommate? if not, would you want it?

>>722118342
She's pretty cute.


You should grab a tit, Don't be a bitch. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow

Cum on her face

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>>722113541
raep the spaces between her fingers

>>722113541
She looks like a fucking liberal, probably a bernout.

Tell her that she has to find a new place to live because its MAGA 'round these parts.

Beat this bitch until she's attractive

>>722113541
Get a boner then try to bust her looking at the bulge in your pants.

>>722119885
Kek I used to do that with my step-sister. Step-mom too.

She's my roommate by also my sister you sickos

>>722120185
Doesnt matter, she has to move out.

give us nudes snd creep shots fag

>>722120185
still needing more pictures of here for a quality fap

Wow this is super fake. Fuck you op

>>722120477
show her feet

This shit is fake as fuck...........

What's fake you pussies

Rape and show us

>>722118473
she's not drunk anon

I went to the store I'll be right back so I can get yall some good fappy materials I'm a 4chaner now I feel at home

Fuck you and your fake Bollywood Movie op

STAGED

Stab the fuck out of her and wear her pussy like a mask. Need proof as well otherwise nigga

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>>722113541

Apologize or I'll stop the show that's just about to start

I know theres a lot of fake shit here, but this is the worst thing i have seen. This is too fake

continue pls

>>722121556
>when your father returns from a suicide bombing

Theres a letter in your last picture op, you stupid Fuck hahahahahahahh

Is op a retard?

Wow really no apologies?

Next time you wanna fake something, tell the bitch to not lay in three different ways. If you think people here belive you, they should take it as an insult

OP should say sorry

>>722117796
woah just take it easy man

OP and the fat bitch failed

She has back problems you dipshits, pancreatitis and colitis she's gonna die within 10 years that's why she lays that way

OP is still trying hahahahahahahahahah just kill yourself

>>722120477
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR HAND OP

You said she was falling asleep, then opload pictures of the fat bitch switching positions. Why you lying op

Op is pinnochio and the fat bitch the whale. Stop lying op its not good for you

My hand is scarred and hardened from 5 tours of duty and many many battles in live war theaters around the world

just gimme more pics of her pls my cock demands it

How old is she

The fat bitch tryed to eat him

She's 17

Op stop crying and send her nudes wtf

Bitch look 40

Fake & Gay

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She's still in that chair. She smoked some pot

Wow op must feel really stupid

Op=faggot

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Here's a pic I just took of some legs

>>722123561
take a pic of her ass

Op=bitch

Enough likes and I'll go into her room and through her panties

OP=loser

>>722113541
op shes not sleeping she wants your cock, nobody sleeps like that

Op you fucking psyko, why you keep lying? Kill yourself infront of her

Would a loser have a girl that's wets her panties at the sight of him roommate or would a loser be begging for pics from the hot guy roommate of his roommate

Guys ask me to do something realistic.

Please I'm bored

Op is loser

Cum on her

She seems to have nice breasts, perhaps a nice asshole too. Timestamp, then we can see further.

Tell her your sorry that you are a lowlife creep, Then kill yourself

OP is a winner don't let these loser snowflake library's bring your military veteran spirit down. I appreciate your service. These nerds are able to fappy because you fought for this country.

OP IS MAKING 4CHAN GREAT AGAIN

>>722113541
Hide some of her shit in cool places.

Post pics.

Get reactions from her. Start with something she uses constantly like her phone. Put it in the bologna package in fridge.

Op is a bitch

Op is a nigga

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>>722124312
RAPE HER NOWWWWWWW

Post her nudes
Duh

Wtf op you fake Fuck, post timestamp and nudes. And Fuck your fake story

Just dooooooo ittt

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>>722123774
I have that birthmark on the exact same spot on my leg too.

Are........ are you me?

>>722122852
Oh I got cancer

This old lady must find you too weird If she's olso reading here op, you weirdo

>>722124810

I was adopted and told that I have a twin somewhere...

Op is not getting pussy after this

>>722123774

Why are you wearing her shoes? Queer

OP If you are sweating and crying in front of her now, you are a psyko

>>722125241
Hahahahahahahahahha

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>>722125011
Oh shit. As far as I know I'm not adopted. My olds' are dead so I have no idea. What year were you born in?

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I'm sitting here eating chips and salsa staring at her thinking of how to fuck her

>>722125241
Those are $900 gucci suede velvets loser

>>722125693
Just stop you nerd, we all know you aint gonna do shit, and this is fake. So go Fuck yourself, you fucking weirdo

Op your lame fuck, stop waisting our time

>>722125861

Really? Because they look an awful lot like $19 Wal-Mart originals

>>722125861
You live in a shithole and wear overpriced slippers?

Q U E E R

>>722126100
Queer confirmed

>>722126072
Never shopped at walmart

dick on face

>>722125861
>gucci suede velvets
Haaaaaa. No they're not.

Op is gay

So are yall gonna beg me for some more pics

LA HOO OOH SIRS

>>722126431
Nobody give a Fuck about your pictures, wow you are retarded

>>722120477
wtf is op froggy?

I want you to belive me soo bad. Everything i wrote is real, and this is not fake i swear

>>722126256
can't afford a car to drive there?

So then yall care about me?

Really I never been liked before or cared about

If you dont belive me, just look at the HD pictures i took, and see how real this is

>>722126756
Its because you suck nerd, better Kill yourself

Get her to show her butthole.

This is op writing. Im sorry i lyed to all of you. Im just a loser and i have no life, please forgive me

This is the ORIGINAL POLICELL HERE. I live an opulent lifestyle and I will not apologize.

This is op again. The fat bitch On my pictures is a prostitude, i have no life and no friends. Im sorry

>>722118342
cum on her face now. NOW
and post webm

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Her dirty laundry in her room

This is the original op. Its all fake and im a faggot

Hello everbody this is op writing. Im just a weirdo forgive me, i have no friends

>>722127428
damn marry this chick at least you would have someone to play vidya with.

>>722123774
lol nigga i have those cheap ass walmart shoes too

>>722127428
KEEP GOING

STOP THAT!!! Im the Real op, and everything you said is true, but dont pretent to be me, you dont know how it is to be such a big loser like me

>>722127777
Checked

look for something of hers thatd store pictures

>>722127650
Op is a neckbeard autismo that screams "rreeeeeeeeeeeeeee i want tendies"

I want to punch OP so bad, gtfo whit this fake shit

I'll be back gonna go buy some vodka

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Take a picture of your dick faggot

Op i dont think this old bitch wanna be your friend after this. She must see you as a big joke. Haha you faggot op

SHOE ON HEAD

>>722113541
Muzzle. Place in closet. Feed twice daily. Allow her to die of old age.

>>722128195
Hahahahahahahahahahah

>>722113541
Leave her alone.

Op why you pussy

>>722128263
Op is a stalker

>>722127777
wasted quads

Op you should stop now, im telling you, this old bitch will not be your friend after this

Fake

>>722123561
Nice doggo OP

fucking fake

>>722127428
show the panties! what's in there? what's in her underwear drawer?

Who is this granny? And why am i watching this fake shit

>>722113541
Tell her her wannabe-Daenerys eyebrows are ridiculous. The first time I saw a person at work I recognized suddenly with these huge eyebrows I nearly bust out laughing. It's like they wanna be this uber powerful dragon queen banging hot dudes and their method of becoming that woman is to paint on enormous eyebrows.

why tf you gotta put this bait down yo :(

I have masturbated to a lot of things and this is one i want to masturbate to!

Why dont you belive me? Is it because of the bullshit story i made up? Or the fact that this old bitch hate me, why do everybody hate me?

>>722127428
Jack off on them

I hate my life

OP is crying

This fake post gave me cancer

>I don't understand this post at all

First of all, as a man who lives alone how could a stranger allow a man to be a roomate and she is a women. How did you ever get to be roomates with a women? Wtf...

They crazy out there..

This post is as fake as op's friend whit this old bitch

>>722129351
Op came up whit two different storys, first roommate, then sister. Op is just a fag

OP FUCK YOU AND YOUR SISTER

AND FUCK THIS FAT BITCH IN YOUR PICTURES

>>722129351
>women
>plural
>is a more-than-one-woman
Either you're stupid or you're a kid.
Learn how to spell properly to hide whichever one it is.

>>722129643
Adult, not born in the US
>Been here for 20 years
>Still fuck up my grammar

>>722118465
this

>>722129643
Eat a dick old man

What is this shit

Op is a virgin

Op i have only been staying here to watch you make a fool out of yourself. If i missed anything, i wish you fall and break your teeth you faggot

>>722113541
I Think this old bitch is op's mom.

Why you post a picture of your mom you sick Fuck?

>>722113541
Nail door shut. Burn building down.

I wanna see you fuck her so hard till her god damn legs are shaking. I want you to look her in the eyes as you cum deep inside her puss and let your little soldiers' march right inter her and fucking fertilize that egg

>>722131529
My dad always said this to me as a kid when I couldn't fall asleep and I never really knew the significance of his words until now

>>722114018
this, seriously, pretty clear answer...

Begin painting her toenails OP you fucking weirdo.

>>722132213
this for sure get girls wet every time

go on...

I want to see her entire body naked. there are plenty of girls out there with perfectly fine bodies but i want to see hers naked.

R KO

>>722120477
I FOUND ALAN TUTORIAL

>>722123774
Those shoes are as Gay as aids

>>722123774

talk about queer fucking shoes

why haven't you raped her yet?

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Okay the real original op is back bitches she still drank a Corona at Chipotle and just took a shot of vodka

>>722135517
cum in her face

>>722135517
tie her up and post her nudes here :^)

Ask her something to get her thinking about sex. Like who was her biggest?

>pull her shirt up and/or pants down
>post picture

>>722113541
You should put your penis into her if you're into it and then tell her she needs to move out

>>722136538
Cut your nails and wash your fucking hands

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>>722136538
wtf is wrong with your nails?

Put your hand on her thigh and work your way up

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>>722136538
>OPs hands

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>Wears womens shoes
>has dried blood caked on hands
>fingernails like a a fucking caveman

What the fugg, brug?

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>>722137071
She says my hands are weird when I tried to make a move like 5 weeks ago

>>722136538
That's a fake hand..rr..right? Please tell me it is

>>722137523
WHAT IS THAT

Kill yourself and stream it faggot!!

>>722137523
dude your hands don't even look rteal

Guys if I post a pic of myself will yall be honest and tell me if I am good looking like if any of you girls would date me? Be honest would yall be honest with me

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>>722137523
What the fuck is wrong with your hand?

>>722137523
Cut your hand so we know is real faggot

>>722137758
Do it

>>722137758
Go ahead

LMAO!!!!!! You stupid fucks, its a fake hand.

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>>722137523
bro do you have leprosy or some shit?

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Hot or not?

>>722125861
Yeah def not gucci

are those hands fake

>>722136538

why does this look like a fucking painting so much? It's fucking with my eyes.

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So, do you call people smoothskin?

Cause, as I'm sure you noticed, your hand, at least looks like a fucking ghoul.

I will also assume you have the same problem on the rest of your skin

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>>722138054
Unless Nick Viall is a /b/tard, which is highly unlikely, then you're actually an ugly faggot. Shocking.

>>722138054
0/10 wouldn't even rape for keks

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>>722138177
They're gucci by Steve madden

Show us her dirty underwear.

>>722138324
Those look fake as fuck

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>>722138054
Objectively attractive by literally anyones standards you fukken mongo

>>722138324
you gonna raep or what?

>>722138324
We need to see both hands, immediately.

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Yeah, OP, why aren't you streaming yourself smelling her panties yet?

It's pretty obviously a fake severed arm from Halloween or something. Its way to reflective to not be plastic.

>>722138475
Comon op

>>722138475
At this point I'd settle for OP streaming his hands.

Fuck the op and his faggot hand, post more pics of chick NOW

>>722136538
cut your thumbnail you dirty mongol

OP what the FUCK is up with your hands???

OP POST UNDERWEAR

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>>722138569
Seems an acceptable alternative.

I second this motion in case the original motions of rape and sniffing are out of the question, which seems more likely as time goes on.

Holding out for hope.

RAEP NOAW

>>722138324
That thumbnail is freaky as fuck.

OP HAS LEFT US JUST LIKE GOD

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thsoe fucking hands!

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>>722138324

nice hands faggot

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>>722113541

>>722113783
Just make sure it's not YOU.

>>722114018
>Yea; can't get any clearer than this

>>722138932
what is this a GIF for ants?

What the fuck is up with your hand right hand dude, those a some fake nails/bloods, wash the fuck up and fuck her already

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>TFW OP's fingerbanging her as we speak.
>TFW that's where the blood came from.

>>722138324
>>722137523
>>722136538
What the fuck is up with your hand?

I will not let this thread die

>>722113541
Buy her a pizza

>>722113541
teach ancient latin

>>722139214
Shes a gross little troll, why am i refreshing this shit thread

>>722139199

My dad beat me when I was a baby and used to squeeze my hands until the bones broke

>>722139214
Op sniff underwear

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>>722139315

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This bitch has SJW written all over her.

Stick your dick in the hornets nest, anon. I'm sure you'll never regret it.

>>722139301

Because of the off chance op really is a deranged lunatic about to rape or kill his roommate.

>>722114121
>>722114533
Normal fucking hand

>>722120477
>>722136538
>>722137523
>>722137523
>>722138324
What the fuck is thid ?!

>>722139301
>2017
>not using auto refresh

>>722113541
Ask her why she's so ugly.

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>>722139315
sure...

>>722113541
...uhhmm put bag over her face?