anon, share something interesting about yourself or your life.

I spend way too much money on weed.

i drank too much last night and have to go into work today

>>722088335
I've been playing guitar for a bit over 4 years.

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>>722088335
i brew my own beer

pic related

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>>722088714
kolsch
irish red

I started college when I was 12

>>722088335
I fucked your mom

>>722088798
fucken doogie howser ass motherfucker wannabe

I used to be trans but got over it.

>>722088905

that's fair

i steal panties

I make sextoys for fun

I once accidentally called Matthew McConaughey a shit actor to his face.

>>722088959
same here

>>722088335
my blood consists of Irish English welsh and Scottish

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i did 3 years in prison for armed robbery,,
pic related-- me

>>722088798
>my parents started me on college early, cuz u dont need previous stages of education to go there in usa

>>722088335
I raise and slaughter my own chickens.

>>722088335
Am 35. 6'4. Good shape and good looking. Neurosurgeon. Helicopter pilot. Wealthy. Should be able to fuck anything but medically totally impotent. Kek

im a blacksmith

>>722089082
are you really commited fam? ive gone so far as to climb second story balcony to get at a clothes line...

>>722089124
any brothuhs make you their bitch?

>>722089180
do you kill small animals, or people? if so, pics?

>>722089129

that's a good way to put it

>>722088763
kölsch you fuck

>>722088335
I study math and am a fat fucking nerd.
But I guess that isn't really out of the ordinary here.
I like history as a hobby, maybe that's a bit more exclusive.

I stole databases from every firm or company I ever worked for (IT specialist).
I have over 35 TB of potentially useless data, but you never know.

>>722088335
First time I ever fucked a trannie was in a park in New York city. Hottest one I ever fucked.

>>722088335
i lost my virginity at 14
with some shit faced armenian girl
fml

>>722089134
nice,,i do the same but also do the occasional rabbit or lamb even..

>>722089230
when i lived in an apartment, i'd hang out in the laundry room and wait for chicks to put their panties in the wash...when they left, i'd snatch them

>>722088335
I have bred three women in my life so far, in front of their husbands.
The second time I was gifted a welder for doing his wife over his face.
I love hotwives and their cucks.

>>722089235
motherfucker i was nobodys bitch..

>>722089288
blow me. didn't feel like searching for the ö

>>722088335
I lived in a canvas tent near Juneau Alaska on and off for two years.

>>722089406
did you ever purposely drop the soap in the shower?

>>722089353
did that too.i also do it when im visiting friends relatives..basicaly any chance i get..the best is from changing rooms at the beach,,gotta be fast though

>>722089208
See now that is fucking legit. What metals do you work with?

>>722089375
Did you respond to a Craigslist cuck fetish add or something?
I don't even wanna know how ugly those bitches were.

>>722089275
When really frustrated I have some intrusive thoughts about that yes. Very easy to 'accidentally' do in my job, but will never act on it. Animals a bit as a kid to look for attention, but have no impulse for that now.

>>722089531
sorry fam..there was no faggotry of any kind..just did my time

>>722088335
I'm fucking my nigger boss. My wife is home with two kids and I fuck my big assed nigger boss twice a day. She's a freak, cleans up all the cum with her mouth every time.

>>722089608
now i hit up clothing donation drop boxes. people tend to leave bags/boxes of clothes on the ground.

i've found tons of girly clothes that way. i love dressing girly

>>722088335
im an edgelord and hate people

>>722089660
diamonds mostly. the hardest metal in the world

>>722088335
i took an arrow into the knee

>>722089710
that's cool, anon. get into any fights?

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im a religious mural painter..pic is of my work in a church

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>>722088335
I spend a lot of my time alone. When I'm alone I have a lot of time to think about all kinds of things.
>wake up today
>too cold to get out of bed
>spend time thinking about something that's been on my mind a lot recently
>I'm not a religious person but for some reason I have that 'need' for spirituality
>ask myself if not believing in anything is worth it?
>I don't believe now, but I have a fear of what could potentially be a God or a Devil
>figure, a person needs a belief to devote themselves to in order to live a 'fulfilling' life
>I had always had bad experiences with christianity so want to avoid it
>the idea of satanism seems to 'click' with what kind of person I am
>I can't help but be drawn towards it
>up until today I've feared what could be Satan
>now start to think maybe I should embrace it?
>separate myself from everyone and everything, destroy what makes me and become reborn, dedicate
>with a belief and devotion one gains something to embrace death and not fear it
>if you choose to believe in nothing then you're perfectly still, its a perfect way to be, but perfection is boring
>if you have that devotion, then you are fulfilled
>to quote Roky Erickson "if you have ghost, you have everything"
>you can be anything you want, wherever you are, whenever pleases you
>no need to pay attention to what others are like
anyone with a similar experience? I don't know what to make of it and it scares me a little

>>722089846
xD Fucking ACE man xDD

Took an IQ test. Result shows IQ is 160+.

>>722089768
niiice..post a pic

i havent killed myself yet

>>722089843
But how do you cut the hardest metal I'm the world?

I smuggled a bunch of weed from Canada to the USA by using a model train.

>>722089882
yes ,many fights ,some of wich were so i would not get fucked in the ass and others over stuff like cigs or cell phones

>>722089907
Looks gay

>>722090041
by using the metal, mercury. it's from planet mercury. duh.

>>722089957
>Took an IQ test. Result shows IQ is 160+.
on /b/

>>722089180

What's the reason for the impotence?

>>722090053
friggoff

>>722089919
Ehh, not really had anything similar. I understand feeling good you need to devote yourself to something but all the Christians I know are awesome so I might join them...

>>722090118
Do you just take a weekend trip there with a shovel to get it?

>>722090135
sorry m8 meant to say
16.0+
makes sense to me.

>>722089919
What the fuck are you even going on about? You're just rambling. There's no coherent line of thought.
If you actively meed to convince yourself to believe in something, then you're just fooling yourself.

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I have an okay life but I'm miserable.

>>722089661
Kek, no.
This shit was long term, each time. First couple were friends kf the other two, and they shared the fetish, found me through my welding service.
I fixed the guys trailer, reinforced it and mademot so he could haul firewood better.
He invited me for some drinks, commented about his wife.
At first I was a bit confused about how he was so open about his wife right infront of her.
Then he "casually" mentions they were open, and were looking for a guy to give her a good time.
I laugh and jokingly mention that I would wreck her, 7/10 woman, 10/10 ass, 5/10 face and tots.
Swaer to god, he yurns beet red and says, "You can, but I want to watch."
No regrets, they were clean, invited me over a few more times, we talked and became good friends, things progressed from there.

>>722090251
i know a guy

>>722088335
work
play videogames
play guitar
spend hours on mountain hiking

also sauce?

>>722088335
Source?

>>722090142
Surgery for spinal cord tumour. Ependymoma at age 25

>>722088335
I'm extremely charismatic in real life.

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>>722090362
+1 guitarbro

>>722090279
And the other 2?
I don't believe you came into contact randomly with 3 fucking cuck pairs.

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>>722088335
I was a troubled youth and a convicted felon. But a supernatural incident hanged my life. I now battle demonic forces and stand against evil while proecting and standing up for the poor and innocent. Through meditative practice and study of ancient manuscripts I have learned the secrets to manipulating the world around us all and how to feel and use this power to combat evil. No shit. I'm old now. Published author and help the homeless in the inner city. Reality is an illusion. Everything is temporary except the transforming power of love.

Moved out of my parents place to a big city. First job, first time renting a place. My life turned upside down all at once.

I was born 211 a.d. and have to resettle soon.

>>722090649
Cornilius?

>>722089919
it was supposed to be interesting. I stopped reading at 7th line

I had cancer

>>722089907
Damn dude, nice

Part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom and a sister! Oh yeah, about our house: It moves! Cause we travel all over the world. You see? My dad hosts his nature show, and my mom shoots it! Ok, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened! And now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool! But totaly secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

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>>722090793
Glad you made it bud.

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>>722090461
Oh yea!

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i may or may not have put a trojan in my ex-gf's laptop... and may or may not be watching her every night

>>722090631
I am one of the demons he fights. he's gay as shit, dont fall for the love thing, he will tear your asshole with that excuse

I come on /b/ for the negative attention I get. I love when people verbal abuse me, really gets me off.

>>722090979
thats not how this works...

Working on my fourth language and studying to be a certified court interpreter.

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>>722090444
Trips confirmed.

>>722090947
First guitar was an Ibanez. The neck was so buttery. Great guitars.

>>722088335
I am a historical reenactor

>>722090209
Its not about feeling good, its about becoming the ultimate self, and to do that you need to 'scratch every itch' if you get me? its hard to explain in words but there is something that makes me feel uncertain and I can't get it out of my head until I find out what it is and how to satisfy it. Faith in something is something I lack, I genuinely believe in nothing as nothing convinced me, but I feel like I should.

>>722090265
I can tell myself everyday that I don't believe in this or that, but at the end of the day I 'feel' like there is something to believe in. I don't want to live until the end not knowing what it is.

What I'm like as a person and what experiences I've had makes me gravitate towards different things. Its not that I need to convince myself to believe in something, I feel like I know I believe in something, I just don't know what it is exactly.

>>722090780
its not interesting to everyone. Most people think they're better than others, some are flat out stupid. I don't care about opinions of those people, I don't care about yours either. I just haven't found a thread that would relate to what I said and it interests me to know if anyone had similar experiences and how they dealt with something like that.

>>722088335
Does water get into her vagina when he's fucking her underwater?

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>>722090947
>>722090461
>>722090362
>>722088556
lads

>>722091058
Well thanks for sharing you insufferable faggot

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>>722091059
how about this?

I work at livejasmin.

>>722090979
>▶
what kind of program may or may that not that be?

Can't think of anything :( kill me now

>>722091258
Yeah, I think the same way too. I just understand myself to have two distinct parts; a logical and emotional self. You can say something rationally isn't a way it is all day long, but never convince your emotional self, and that's ok.

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>>722091341
Dat binded neck

I'm white male

>>722091379
It's a picture, good job?

>>722090979
For the love of God, I have an ex she has a laptop, I will deliver if you tell me how this is done!!!!

>>722090595
They were friends through some cuck website well before I met them, evidently never could find anyone trustworthy through their shit site, evidently too many weird edgelords, and the husbands were too much of a beta cuck to fuck the other wives.
After a while of me fucking wife number 1, they had a bbq and invited me.
We all talked, and the first wife statts mentioning my 'services'.
I cant help but laugh, but the second couple seem very interested. Husband 2 says he'll reimburse me with any welder I want, if I give his wife the same service.
Third couple are on the edge of their seats, and the third wife has this look when I nod and reply that I would be happy to.
I still use that welder too, thing is a beast, his wife was a squirter too.
Third couple contacted me about two months later, asked If my 'services' were avalible on "X" day and time. I technically have three kids that these cucks raise, no child support, and they still sometimes ask me to come over and tend to their wifes.

>>722088335
I can suck my own cock since im 14

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>>722090870
its a living

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>>722091547
Same. Why does everyone hate us.

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>>722088335

Ever heard of the turn of phrase "shit happens"?
I was the first one to use it. No one else said that, at least not on the internet, before I started saying it in some IRC chat room the name of which I forgot 15 years ago.

>>722091379
and u did it with a trojan, huh? U sure u just turn the cam on, when u were over and she doesnt know how to shut it down?

>>722091650
Shit happens bruh

>>722089124
Is it possible to serve your time without getting mixed up in prison shenanigans? Like getting a dick in your pooper or beat up or asked to do shit you don't want to do?

>>722091617
It's fucking beautiful mate

>>722091578
Metasploit and install Meterpreter in the laptop in question..google is your friend

>>722091650
First recorded piece of literature with "shit happens" was in 1960, maybe you're retarded?

>>722091650
Unverifiable and probably not true. You subconsciously heard it somewhere else and started using it, or more even less likely, you started saying it at a completely unrelated time that it started taking off as a phrase.

>>722091890
that painting of jesus up there is about 4 meters across..just to give you an idea about scale

>>722088714
hey me too anon! i usually make more wine and meads though. typically i brew stouts if i do beer

>>722089124
Julian?

>>722092057
I would not have expected some doing what you doing to be on /b/. How is the pay btw?

>>722088335
I'm a nice guy. I don't judge people, i don't lie and i enjoy teaching stuff.
I also have a habit of creating huge stashes of porn and deleting them again - i enjoy creating them.

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>>722092116
i know right? i get that alot..and i dont even watch the show

>>722088335

White-Supremacy is the best.

If my income continues like it has been for the last 6 months, I'll make about $450k this year. I have no idea what to do with the amount I'm making. It sits in the bank because I'm too afraid to spend it and I don't know shit about investing.

>>722090405
Can you get an orgasm? Just curious

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I'm 21 and so far the list of my occupations is:
>woodcutter (dangerous branches near power lines mostly) for one and a half year total, i was also studying to be a forester.
>Applied to bio-engineering in university later instead of forestry
>during that: Corn-field worker, milk-factory worker, packing machine operator
>After uni:
>Server in the shittiest fast-food restaurant you can imagine
>got promoted to Pizza-maker, then pot-washer (i hated making pizzas, and it paid better anyways)
>gas station attendant after that
>then construction worker
>it's what i'd do now if it wasn't for winter, i also study programming.
Being a young adult in eastern block with poor parents sucks balls.

>>722091587
You know that you're in hot water if they ever decide to get child support, right?
Because legally, you are 100% obligated to pay, right? This is a fucking bomb waiting to go off, mate. Even the child can on it's own decide to get support from you, so it's not even about being on good terms with the parents.

In two weeks will end my 3 years service in the idf

>>722092150
like i said its a living im not ultra religious..sooo..as for the pay.it depends on the size and how many murals and decorative motifs there are..the ones in the pics were done in a period of four months and brought me in a good 85 thousand euros

>>722092346
The parents tell the kids that they belong to them, I am just the family friend who fixes shit for cheap. We're all pretty happy with the setup.
But yeah, if drama happens, I am probbably fucked.

>>722091578
it may or may not be a simple java application.
for some reason anti-virus programs only care about exe files and ignore java processes completely.

the tricky part would be reading webcam data as most java libraries are outdated, but if one were to try sarxos webcam capture library one might be pleasantly surprised.

>>722091512
yeah, thats right. I'm with you on the logical and emotional part, thats exactly what bothers me. From a logical perspective I don't see a reason to believe but emotionally I feel like I'm missing out on something. Telling yourself "don't believe, only stupid people do" goes only so far until you start 'feeling' like you're missing something.

I just don't like the idea of the left hand path being what I'm drawn towards. I can't choose what to believe in, thats a choice, a belief is something you get on a different level, something you don't really have a say in.

>>722088335
i write regularly, i program, i like school(sort of), and i'm just the greatest kindest guy you know

>>722092511
>But yeah, if drama happens, I am probbably fucked.
That's my point.

Im a secret dj

I've been pissing in my neighbors potted plant for 3 years.
Every night I get home from work and relieve myself all over his porch plants.

im a profesional stalker

I started blacksmithing at 16

>>722091341
Can you play any of Jason's pieces?

im a beekeeper

>>722088938
I used to be a train but got over it... choo

>>722092702
Assuming your neighbor waters the plants regularly that's a great way to keep them healthy

>>722092418
Wow. That's more of a living in my opinion. Damn, really nice though. I have no artistic ability at all, very impressive.

>>722092825
Legit? I'm helping at fucker? That really takes the fun out of it. Fuck.

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I fired a mildly autistic guy once and he started crying.

Didn't really feel anything but disgust. I don't think I'm a good person.

>>722089313
Any engineering firm?

>>722092922
Why? What happened?

>Greentext time

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>>722092758
How do you disguise your hive?

>>722092656
And I acknowledged it. As of right now though, this circle I am in seems pretty happy with everything. Couple 1 and me have been talking about breeding her again, the cuck evidently got his tubes tied.
I am enjoying life, so much better than the lonely bullshit before.
Never thought I would be a "Bull", as they call it.

>>722092906
Urine contains a lot of nitrogen. It's got what plants crave. That's why grass grows really green in spots where dogs pee.

>>722089032
Story.

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I fuck shemales in my free time, or when I have cash for it

>>722092870
thanks anon..apreciate it

>>722093036
you pay to be gay? how desperate. A bunch of faggots around here would suck your dick for free

>>722092409
In the isreali air force

>>722088714
THis is pretty cool actually

>>722093036
you and me both.

>>722093116
they don't look like women.

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>>722093018
kek'd hard dude..thanks,,but my bees are uot in the open im an out of the closet beekeeper

>>722088714
This is awesome, anon.

>>722089529
underrated.
respect.

>>722089343
Same age, to this thic ass mixed girl, her bf beat me up a month before and so she had the nurse me back to health complex going on and fed me them tittays and we fucked on his jacket

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>>722089124

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>>722092969
I'm not a mouth breather, so I'll actually write it out.

Guy had really bad attendance and I've written him up for it twice already within the previous month. Sat him down, told him all the times he didn't show up to work and told him I'm firing him because he's an unreliable employee and hasn't improved since we talked last.

Guy wasn't retarded, just mildly awkward. He started sobbing and getting slobber everywhere. I was physically disgusted, told him to leave and mailed him his check the next day.

Actually now that I think about it I've made a couple autistic guys cry. A couple of customers complained about this one guy, I sat down with him and told him what they said to me and asked if that was true. He said yes and started bawling his eyes out. A grown man started weeping because he snapped at a couple of people and I wrote him up for it.

Then there was this one older employee with Asperger's that loved trains and got teary eyed when I was trying to teach him how to do something on the computer. That guy I actually felt bad about because he really couldn't get a grasp on any kind of technology and he actually tried really hard to figure it out.

>>722090746
Atticus??

Studying nanotechnology and making something that will shake the world in 2 years.. Can't tell what it is, but you all will be blown away.

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>>722088335
I sketched Bob Marley once

>>722090400
>>722088335
Dubs demands!

>>722093023
How about shit? Should I start shitting in them?

>>722089719
What kinda work do yall do?

>>722093528
wtf man..ive been looking for you since we got off the fucking boat with that Columbus prick...where you at ? Longinus is looking for his spear..he is pissed at you alooooooot...

>>722089907
Any illuminati references?

>>722088714
All-grain? I've been at it for about ten years or so. Have a double tower kegerator in the basement. I usually brew IPAs but my last batch was a Cascadian.

>>722090007
But today could be the day

>>722088335
Im one of the largest online retailers of San Pedro cactus cuttings.

>>722090053
Did you set the track yourself or use jailbait

>>722093951
well...theres alot of the eye in the triangle..in this case signifies the all seeing eye of god ,,but nothing else that would be tied to illuminati..this kind of painting was around before they were a thing

>>722093933
Yeah, I know bruh. I've been laying low, trying to sort some shut out. You know.

>>722090071
Name your greatest fight

>>722094158
Any fight ending without having a dick shoved in his ass is a great fight.

>>722090405
What did you do in your life to be cursed

>>722094141
i know,i know..but you know how he gets when they fuck with his spear...just a heads up man watch your back..
anyway imma resettle soon too

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>>722088403
Same except dabs and I just made dmt for like 0 dollars a hit

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>>722093237
Keep it up dewd

>>722094327
I would love to know how to make dmt. Any good reads?

>>722090631
What was the incident

>>722090647
What do you do for money

>>722094158
i took on two albanian guys who tried to take my phone..i was doing good until a third came up behind and slammed me with a chair..took 15 stiches to the head but a week later i gave my cell phone to some phsyco who broke the dudes legs for me..and also this --> >>722094247

>>722088335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg5j1bzm2c8

>>722090631
Alex Jones pls go

>>722089124
But, you're white. I ear on 4chin that whites are immune to prison.

>>722091091
How do you butter your guitars?

>>722091331
Yes and its not as lubricating as you would think

>>722091380
Got any logins or tokens i can have

I watched my dad kill a big white bird with a shovel when I was like 5 years old. It got stuck on our roof and mangled itself after a storm. It was weird.

>>722091331
wtf do you think?

>>722094762
Same way you butter your corn you dingus.

You stick small pats of butter on your fingers and shred like a motherfucker.

>>722088335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9dgJwrM7g

>>722091617
How much does this pay

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i'm fat and pathetic but i published a book

>>722091625
Because of how lame you are, devoid of color you cant be as original as you like to think you are

>>722091650
No you didn't.

>>722092261
how?

>>722095022
it depends fam..if i really go chasing after work i can make 120-150 thousend euros a year..if i take it slow about 50 to 80 thousand

>>722094903
i like this kind of stories

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I constantly feel inadequate and that I fall short of people's expectations which leads me to work smarter than everyone else. Consequently I impress everyone but it never feels real.
I project a false confident ego that stands on brittle foundations. Most of the time my insecurities ensure I excel at the tasks I'm given but if I mess up even the tiniest bit I crumble into panic mode.
I feel like I'm not getting ahead in life and I'm lost for answers.

I also bake my own bread. It's delicious as fuck.

>>722091650
Bet you didnt think your edginess would make you rich, and it still hasn't

>>722095055
It's titled "How to Be a Fat Faggot and other retarded things I choose to write about" and it's on Amazon.

I'm one of the smartest men in the world.

I'm currently working on a revision of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

I am Viral Anti-capital.

>>722091864
No

>>722091650
this idiot has never seen forest gump

>>722088335
I have not spoken to another person in over 2 years

>>722095201
close

>>722092246
Just download it, on the internet tv is free

I hate all women

>>722095202
http://anti.capital/
if this is you then fuck off you scamming prick

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>>722094327
Fuck yea man that is the way to go!

"Mr.Owl, how many hits does it take to get to the center of my soul?"

"1..2..3..CRUNCH"

>>722092261
Can you loan me 700?

>>722095310
"I Choo-Choo-Choose to Kill Myself In The Near Forseeable Future: How to Commit Suicide by Train"?

>>722088335
I almost never leave my apartment.
I never shower.
I have no friends, no family, no gf.
I never wipe my butthole

>>722093724
Plant fertilizer is basically processed shit. You'd be better off not doing anything and watching the plants die while your neighbor tries to figure out why.

>>722092418
How booming is the painting in churches business?

>>722095202
>I'm one of the smartest men in the world.
on /b/

>>722095279
why? how?

I work on Wall Street making CDOs, the things that "caused" the financial crisis

>>722092689
What do you spin

>>722095549
even closer

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Fucking depressed and have no sense in direction in my life

>>722088335

I'm 24 and I date a 14yo girl... since 2013.

>>722090079

Nigger

>>722095631
lately there is a decline in Greece wich is a major market,,but on the oither hand its picking up very fast in Russia and Serbia

>>722095763
meat,,i spin meat

>>722095159
I made a few web sites and one took off. I started advertising on it and then about 6 months ago I found a way to massively increase the revenue from my ads. Over the course of a month I increased revenue about 10x. Now I have direct sold partners wanting to run their ads. I know it could all end at any time so I'm hoarding my money like a dumbass. Before all of this I was making next to nothing and I was never rich growing up. It makes me paranoid about losing it all.

>>722091074
Which 4 languages?

>>722095763
http://meatspin.fr/

>>722095799
Stop watching shitty indie films and look at other, aesthetically pleasing films

>>722093023
Not in the dogs my family have, the grass tends to turn brown and die

I had ballcancer one and a half years ago and are now missing one of it.

>>722088335
I coined the phrase "reverse cowgirl" years ago. Many people use it now.

>>722093143
Are you a woman?

i know everything, but nobody believes me

>>722093499
How was it when you got finger banged by your retarded uncle

>>722096108
Concentration of urine can poison the plants with uric acid. That's why watering is important.

>>722095819
Define "date"

>>722093632
He is making some sorta dooms day device

>>722096327
Wrong. I believed you until now. See! You don't know everything.

>>722093021

do you consider yourself black or white?
No racism, just curious.
Also fellow welder here

>>722093724
Salt

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>>722096337
Joke was on him. He got shit on his finger.

>>722094060
Does it pay well

>>722096363

gf

>>722096441
knew it. you must be a nobody

>>722094131
What about alien references

>>722094646
You won the fight i take it?

>>722088335
My ass never gets poopy

>>722096582
Aren't we all!

I buy and sell old PEZ dispensers for a lot of money

>>722094903
I did a hit n run on an owl, twice, same bird different dates, never did die though

>>722093116
you see the thing is, I'm not actually gay, wouldn't even say I'm bi. I am just attracted to shemales.
Inb4 you say any faggotry, I have actually tried having sex with a dude with miseralbe results, worst expreience in my life, nothing even happened. Shemales on the other hand are different.

>>722094984
Stfu before i butter your cornhole... dingus

>>722088335
I got punched in the face at work (bouncer) and i hip threw the cunt onto the dance floor and arm locked him

>>722092261
You realize only 10%of it is actually at the bank, they lend out the rest of it

>>722095165
Do you build your own scaffolds

>>722089347
Buncha Rolfs on b

>>722088335
Many famous musicians come to see me when they play in my city.

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>>722088335
I saved my mother from suffocation last year.

>>722095279
Vow of silence?

>>722089124
nice.what did u rob?

>>722097398
What do you do then?

>>722095388
Said the feminist

>>722095574
How do afford a living

>>722097464
high end musical instrument dealer

>>722096757
i did manage to break the one guys jaw and the other guys nose before i got decked with the chair,,soooo i guess i did

>>722088335
I Sell Shit Tons of Drugs, up to 30kgs of cocaine, hash and weed,
Hash and weed can get up to 150kgs.

>>722097203
I know. That's why I need to start investing. There are so many options and I don't know how.

>>722097065
forgot to finish, I almost broke his arm but the other guard working with me tapped me out.

>>722097607
That's a Normal run.

>>722095724
Do you ever feel like pulling a robin hood and give the money you make or take and giving to the poor

>>722095763
Techno

>>722096589
ohhhh yes..lots and lots of that..from ezikiels wheel to the prophet elias chariot.also tha way smoe things are depicted ..like the auras around jesus and saints when they appear and dissapear.or the ribbons in angels hair are there because thars how they ''hear'' gods commands to them...

>>722088335
at least once a year i make a donation to charity- either one that help people in crisis or one that helps young people or homless and nobody besides you who reads this now, knows about

>>722097271
usualy hire a couple guys if they are really big..i can do the small ones myself

http://re2l.in/1ih

>>722097414
the post office..its where the pension money was that the mailmen take out to give .. its how its done here..i thought it was a good plan but i fucked up on the getaway,,,

>>722097401
How?

>>722097874
I'm totally going to click that. For sure.