Just share them, this is a safe place.

>>721999722
I left work five minutes early today

i cum after 50 sek in sex but 3-6 min in fapping... wtf should i do? /b/ros help me

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I like traps more than I like actual women.

Dick excites me more than pussy.

>>722000662
It's called a faggot, and that's hardly a secret

>>722000662
sauce?

>>721999722
I fantasize about being double teamed by futa lolis

>>721999830

absolute madman

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>>722000841
I prefer
>heteroflexible

>>722000851
Natalie Mars

>>721999722
i fantasize about being in the center of a bukkake, but am too scared to try gay sex

>>722001057
Doesn't matter how you sugar coat it you're a disgusting degenerate faggot

i masturbate to my friend's pregnant wife.

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>>722001208
Dick is great, Anon.

>>721999722
small dick

I've sleep raped every gf I've had and some that were just friends.

It's surprisingly easy but probs gona end up in jail.

I've fingered a mare before

when I was younger I raided relatives panties, my therapist caught me wearing panties during a session and she nurtured it, my family eventually found my stash

>>721999722
even though i have 'friends' i'm incredibly lonely.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time, it's detachable.

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>>722001878
Finally found your ass!

>>722002066
I said my penis is detachable, not my ass dipshit

>>722001878
Now I got that damn guitar in my head

24/female

By no means am I visually sexually attracted to children.
That being said, I get off to a LOT of asstr stories involving extreme ped and toddlers (girls)
I imagine I'm into it because I envision myself as the toddler, but still.
I'm a preschool teacher and I'm afraid this kink is gonna backfire on me one day.

>>721999722
I'm 22 and i'v been fucking Asian hookers since i'v been 17.

i'm a guy and i'm wearing a maxi dress, heels, and i have a butt plug in me right now

>>722003215
Does your name begin with a C?

>>721999722
i sometimes squirt water up my ass and shit it all out when i take a shit to make sure all of it is out.

One of my best friends recently broke up with his girlfriend of 1 and a half years after she said she wanted to see other guys.

He was devastated and my other friends took him out to a party to try and cheer him up. They asked if I was going but I said I didn't feel too good - they believed me because I wasn't in school today either.

They're all completely unaware that his (now ex) girlfriend has been fucking other guys (including me) for the last 2 months. I feel like literal human shit but she's got a fine ass.

>>722003124
If you're lucky you'll find someone your age who likes ageplay. I'm a man into younger girls, and my girlfriend is older than me (22) but she's very young and petit looking, she often gets mistaken for 15-16. She likes to do ageplay and it's... very satisfying

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I did have a crush on that girl some years ago.

May not sound big but in my situations it was

>>721999722
I've jerked off to shadbase on more than one occasion

>>722000063
Drink some booze or smoke some weed. Makes you go longer if your a little buzzed.

>>722004277
dubs of truth

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I was dating this girl back in middle school. It was near the end of 7th grade and the middle school dance shit was coming. Of course, I was going to go with my gf. However, 2 weeks before the dance she broke up with me and I was shocked. I became very depressed for a while but that wasn't the worst part. Apparently she was already talking to another guy and was going to the dance with him. I was so furious and mad that I wanted to kill them. Fast forward to the dance, I brought a bag of extra clothes because I was going to stay at my friends house afterwards. Inside the bag I also had a kitchen knife. I was going to stab these motherfuckers during the dance. As the event went on, I was just staring at both of them dancing. She looked so happy and it was making me both depressed and mad. It wasn't until my close friend found out I had it and talked me out of it. I agreed that it was a very stupid and reckless idea. So I let go and never thought about her again.

I sucked a guys dick about 15 years ago during an experimental phase. I still think about it now and want to do it again but I have a gf of 4 years.

>>722003879
I'm into ddlg/slight ageplay, but mostly for the sexual aspect. I like pretending not to know about sex and being oblivious to sexual advances.
I just really like being taken advantage of. I'm not sure how well I'd do with infantilism. I don't think I'd be into it as much.

18 year old me got blown by and old dude for money

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I've been closer to suicide than ever before in my life during the last few days. That's despite a hefty dose of pills and having just started counselling.

>>722004416
I jacked a bro off while my gf stripped years ago. Couldn't go full cuck but that was a fun night.

Me and my twin sister (not Lannisters.. ) have a weird, somewhat sexual relationship and even live together in a 3 room flat.

>>721999722
I have coked and drunk and stoned gay sex with my gay best mate.
Every single time we sit and get proper wasted we end up fucking or some shit.
Started because I used to get my cock out when really drunk all the fucking time... and he liked what he saw, so he basically kept begging me every single time for 2 years whenever we get sniffed up until I let him give me head.

>>722004814
Go on...

I've been in a nearly totally anonymous MMMF thing. Once basically cursed someone with magic.

>>722004460
Green text?

I'm a homewrecker. And not even worth it ayyy lmao

>>721999722

i'm constipated. i have 12 day gaps between shitting.

honestly it's not really even that bad. i don't feel a difference from when it was 2 day gaps

>>722000662
you're not alone anon

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>>722003124
gonna need to those tiddies

I let someone else believe they were the father of my child. I don't care to ever meet the kid.

>>722004372
u seem like a stable guy

jk fucking lunatic virgin loser

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> be me right now 18 years old
>virgin and basically masturbating everyday for hours on end
>realize I need to get sucked up asap
>post an ad on Craigslist for a female
>some guy responds asking if I can fuck him in the ass
> I say no of course
>offers me $300
>I say maybe
>says he'll blow me on a regular daily or weekly for $20
> I say alright
>meet up with him that night
> I go into his house dark as shit kinda scared
> see fifty year old guy with glasses grey hair on his knees by a couch
> I sit down. I wear basketball shorts with no underwear
>cock basically diamonds at this point making a tent in my shorts
> he grabs it
> I feel another hand grabbing my cock for the first time it felt amazing sine I've been masturbating at young age and got used to my hand
>his lips wrap around my cock
>legs twitch of excitement feeling how good it is
>blows me for a good ten minutes
>asks me where my most sensitive spot is?
> I moan the back of my cock
>he licks it with a circular motion for thirty seconds until I bust on his face and some on my stomach
>he licks it all up
>gives me $200
>says next time he'll either edge me for hours or I'll fuck him in the ass
>mfw technically "next time" is tonight

i feel porn has ruined me and im kinda gay now. i wish i could go back a time where one glance of an ass and id be jerking off

>>722005613
let us know how it goes

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>>722005409

I dream almost every night of been killed.
But, when I wake up, I have a boner.

This confuses me.

>>722005743
Wrote this last week keke I just repost it. Want me to update?

my brother used to use my computer for a while and while i was about to empty my recycle bin i had found many of his dick pics

>>722005810

has anyone ever really been far as even decided to use go want to do look more like?

>>722005763
Damn... Not the person you're responding to, but I'm pleasantly surprised. Take them out?

>>722005082
Ok..
>Moved in together because we both got hired at the same company in a new town. Cheaper that way.
>Since we were born we have been best friends, always together.
>Always been close, lots of hugging, cuddling etc.
>Sometimes after drinks even kissing and some rubbing, touching.
>Everyone me meet think we are a couple.
>Co-workers look at us a little strange when we behave like we do. Don't care.
>Neither of us have ever had a boyfriend/girlfriend. Only each other.
Simply put I love her, she loves me.
We know what the other is thinking, we have the same taste, same humor and same everything really.
Spend almost every night after work in the couch cuddled up with each other.

>>722004277
>this
got just the right amount of buzz + fapped before and went for like 2 hours once

>>722005896

dude just ask em out like honestly go for it, you know you love each other so just do it man!

>>722005830
yes please!

>>722005885, >>722005810 here.
Sorry but I think I didn't get what ate you trying to say.

>>722005896
Ah that's pretty nice. Was expecting something a little more sexual but glad you guys have something

>>722003807
iv been on the other side of this situation, and it completely wrecked me. You're betraying your friend for pussy you weak selfish shit. Pussy you can find anywhere else if youre not a desperate faggot.

>>722006086
What ever happens, happens. I'm not gonna push anything. Am I sexually attracted to her? Yes. Is she to me? Yes.
Will we have sex sometime? Probably.
We are just 23. Plenty of time.

>>722006259

it's a meme

>>721999722
im a drug addict that frequents coke, adderall, xans and other shit

Killed 3 guys in a cabin five years ago.

two in their sleep with an axe, the third with a 9mm when he went to the outhouse.

all three of them bullied me severely when we were 12 to 16.

life´s been shit lately so i felt the need to "live" a little. getting payback at the same time was a bonus.

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>>722005887
Not really trying to derail the thread. Moreso trying to release my perverted kinks anonymously

>>722006368

alright man, cool!

i've done lsd around 300 times. mushrooms maybe like 80/90

>>722006122
>come over to his house again
> hear porn playing this time
>I ask him what we're doing tonight
>says "we'll see how long you can last"
>basically edged me for a good two hours
>many moments of stoping and waiting for me to not cum
>gf texts me to come over
>I tell him that I have to go
> he starts stroking hard
>he says he remembers my sensitive spot
>basically stroked me until I shot into my own chest area
>he licks it and hands me a twenty
>he said see him tomorow

I can go on if you'd like anon kek

>>722006474
Lol as if anyone in here will object to seeing some big ole titties

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>>722006474
original requester here

fuckin nice, what are you doing single and posting on /b/ with a body and a rack like that??

>>722006623
yessssss

>>722006474
10/10 tiddies

>>722006669

but what about some tig ole bitties

>>722006282
Thank you. Feels good not getting only hate..
One of her friends saw us kissing once (we were at a movie, romantic flic, her friend was at the back and we didn't know) and holy crap she freaked out. Kept sending texts to my sis saying she was gonna call the cops. Luckily she moved. Some people..

>>722006718
I browse /b/ because I'm introverted and depressed. Not my favorite board anymore because some of the threads have become dumb as fuck "post gril you know and we say what kind of porn she should be in and jack off to clothed facebook pics"

So Brad really dose do banter!!

>>722007035
Live and let live dude

>>722007040

honestly I think 4chan is kinda trash now tbh.. it's not the same board it used to be

Constantly lie to people when they ask me what I'm doing to make my life seem more interesting

>>722007239
4chan as a whole is kind of trash but where else am I gonna post my nudes

>>722006259
newfig

>>722007040
What part of the world are you from?

>>722006854
>Next night comes around I basically edged all day
> I come inside again
>sit down on the usual couch
>see a little bit of stain from last nights cum explosion
>he comes into the room with lube
>I'm talking a bowl of lube
>basically starts stroking me
>starts blowing me and playing with my nipples
>I say I edged all day so I might not be as strong
> basically played with my balls for half an hour
> then licks my cock from bottom to the top
>I moan and start busting a 7 hour load of cum
>my legs still twitching
>he keeps stroking
>it hurts so good at this point
>I'm begging to stop
>my face when he did this for five more minutes while my legs twitch
>drops the twenty of my crotch area covered in lube,Precum and cum
>tells me to text him when I wanna do it again

>>721999722
I choked when me teacher suggestively implied she wanted to bang me in class after everyone left

I've shown symptoms of schizophrenia and am getting checked for a doctor.

>>722007382
California

>>722007040
yeah that's most threads now

I'm sure it wouldn't be hard for you to get a boyfriend and not have to come be jerked off to by us pathetic autists

If you live forever you will die trying

>>722006474
Love the piercings. Lets see what they look like without that bra

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I want to leave my girlfriend just so I can fuck other people in degenerate ways.

>>722007403
Thanks for the story anon

>>722007598
Got more. Got an email?

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>>722007490
Wasnt really looking for a bf or any hookups for that matter. Just wanted to post my deranged fucked up kinks semi anonymously


>>722007504
Taking my bra off is too much of an effort.

i jack off to my psychiatrist

>>722007470
Where in California? If you are close, I'd happily cheer you up

I have sex with my hand.

>>722007693
haha whats yours

>>722007760
With money?

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>>722007777

I flip a coin every year on my daughters birthday
if it ever lands on tails im gonna go into her room and smash her tight pussy

>>722007910
What does the money get me? You have a job

What part of the state? North or south

>>721999722

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The TPE material allows muzo to be stuck and reposition on any surface.

Muzo includes 3 modes: serenity, secret, and sleep.

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>>722007935

>>722007727
Hot as fuck

perfect body and perfect tits

>>722007961
see ya soon

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>>722007777
Quads of truth.

>>722007989
Preschool teachers get shit pay. Are you kidding? Not looking to hang out. Thx for the offer I guess.

>>722007727
Understandable. That's about all I can ask of an internet stranger. But if you wanna post more, I wanna see more. I'm rock hard right now

>>722008076
Want my email?

>>722007727
ty femanon for posting your tiddies

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Everyone above this post.

>pic related

>>722005763
Fuck...you can be my little girl anytime, 24m

>>722001558
What was it like anon?

I'm a 21yo guy who steals his best friends dirty underwear to stroke his cock. They're my real best friends, almost like my real bros, but fffffffuck i love that smell. I'm afraid that they catch me some day and i don't have a backplan to save my ass.

>>722007961
>Hreterhsshja@gmail
doesnt wanna work

I'm going to kill myself.
but it needs to look like an accident.

any suggestions /b/?

This fat ugly chink pays me $200 to sit under my sneakers , feet and then cleans them for me with his tooth brush . Then before I leave I piss on him , spit on him and call him fat and ugly . One day I was really fucking mad horny and I let him blow me but told him now he owes me 500 and he went and got it and then I made him pay for my HGH

>>722008489
Y tho

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>>722008122
Alright I took a handful more

>>722008489
jump into a woodchipper

>>722008371

Holy shit you're fucking gay.
Just tell them you're gay.
Its not like they'll immediately hate you for it.

What they will hate is they find you skinning your sausage to their skidmarked and piss scented fruit of the looms.

Jesus you're fucking gay.

>>722008489
Walk in front of a train with headphones on?

>>722008466
Hreterhssja@gmail

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>>722008202
What good would that do me?

>>722008582

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>>722008660

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>>722008660
Look what you made me do

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>>722008762

>>722008582
Fuck! Maybe you want to reconsider meeting up to augment your "shit pay"

>>722008648
plausible and a maybe
>>722008592
nah m8
>>722008580
because I dislike the people who know me but I don't want them to feel guilty.

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>>722008816
Last one

>>722008790
My bad.

>>722008202
She's just not that into you.

Fuck your dumb. It's usually the idiots that are this persistent.

>>722008657
>Hreterhssja@gmail
sorry about that lol

>>722008902
>>722008790
I'm in Cali wassup

>>722008902
thanks sloot.

>>722008902
Goddamn that's hot. How do you like knowing that a bunch of guys are jerking off to you

>>722008902

You're... you're a ginger.
Well fuck my ass.

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>>722008816
fuck yeah, thank you femannon. have a pepe for your trouble

I had sex with my uncle, he is dead now so this secret is just ours

>>722008816
Take my virginity pleas

>>722008881
It's selfish as fuck anyway. They're still gonna feel like shit, so who cares

>>722008902
Nah, give us one good bent over ass shot

>>722009134
Hah was it the pubes that tipped you off? I figured it would be the lack of color on my areolas.

>>722009128
I have a migraine so
It's whatevvvv

>>722008986
Sooo?

>>722008902
gonna be jerkin to these for a while

>>722003124

>>preschool teacher
>>get off to a lot of asstr stories

Want to lose ur job anon?

>>722009143
More like just yours lol
The dead hold no secrets.
Only maggots or dust

>>721999722
I think Adolf Hitler was one of the greatest human beings to ever live.

>>722009302
18m north cal

>>722008902
Ass shot pls

>>722009355
Fuck off pal.

>>722003807
You're going to get shot. Hope it hurts. Contacting your friend now.

>>722006560
Honestly, did you have any permanent negative effects?

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>>722009237
You guys are fucking spoiled man

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I used to piss in the corner of my room.

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>>722009302
Ginger with that body, that rack, and nipple piercings?? jesus fucking christ you are my dream girl femanon

i was in the right thread at the right time

>>722009627
>different underwear
How do we know this one is you?

>>722009373
Ours because me + /b/

>>722004897
Do you consider yourself a fag mate?

>>722009627
Dat tight snatch tho

>>722009731
beyond caring at this point time to jerk it until my dick rips clean off

>>721999722
Oh look... it's the FBI again.

>>722009747
Were a brick wall pal.
Were no one and unless some faggot takes it upon himself to out you, no one else but you will remember any of this.
Fuck someday even you might forget.

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>>722009731
It's the same underwear. Check the color. Only the back is lace ffs.

>>721999722
I cheated on my girlfriend with an ex-girlfriend.

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>>722007727
I'd pay to have those sweet tit flopped on my face. 100 for each

>>722009715
Apparently sooooooo

>>722009636
Holy shit, you're not alone anon.

>>722010069
You should have been president.. Not Hillary, not trump
I would elect you femanon
You are a genuinely great person
I sincerely love you

>>722008489
Hey, Me.

We're gonna get in a hiking accident, remember?

>>722010069
I dunno... Not enough evidence there. Need more convincing...

>>722007727
>deranged fucked up kinks

>>722009355
>>722003124
what is asstr? Im not googling it.

I don't know why I fell for this girl... I just can't stop thinking about her.

But I asked her out and just got quiet..... Though she responded to my bs a week later...

>>722009627
I don't exactly have a foot fetish but man you got me wishing i could lick these fucking toes

>>721999722
I think I am gay but I don't want to admit it

>>722010416
dear me,
hiking accident is much to vague, please give yourself details.
sincerely you
P.S. let's jerk off tonight, shall we?

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>>722010684
o-o

>>722010596
I forget. Why don't you google it?


Wow those hot stretchmarks

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>>722010069

Well what can I say.
You posted tits AND timestamp.
As far as glory we have none to offer.
I hope that posting your hot body has given you that rush we apl get sometimes.
A clean rush where our ears and cheeks get red.

Here's to you sweet thing.
Until the next time you or any one as good as you comes around.

CHEERS!

>>722009627
How old r u?

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>>722007777
Holy fuck.. you too!

>>722011095
Keep posting femanon. This thread belongs to you now.

>>722010069
Oooohhh, my b

Every day I think about suicide.

I can't do it because I have a son and parents that would be devastated but I want to do it enough that I don't think my fear of death would stop me anymore.

My father cucked me with my first wife and my best friend of 20 years cucked me with my second. I've gained 100lbs in the past 10 years and have relapsed on drugs. My partner took $60k of my money and ruined our business. I started teaching but I lost my job six months ago.

I'm now middle-aged and things are just going to get worse from here. My body's a piece of shit. My mind is worse. I can't even afford my hobbies. I'm just... fuggin miserable.

>>722011095
Mmm that pussy is getting nice and wet

Femanon,

Do you like your asshole being licked? Just curious

>>722011216
Go to my original post. Not your personal army

>>722011205
Is that piss

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>>722011319
Consider pic related

>>722011095
Foot guy here.. I think you're deliberately trying to make everyone in this thread cum :D
What a good girl omg

>>722011398
Not necessarily but I like it getting fucked

>>722010858
Hey, Me.

It's me again. I thought we were going to plan a little camping trip, a weekend getaway, maybe, and throw ourselves off a mountain. There are no mountains in our state, though, so we're gonna have to wait a bit to find a time where we won't arouse suspicion since we don't really camp or hike.

I'll see you later when we jerk off.

Love,

Me

>>722011457
No shit.

>>722011525
Why wait? Everyone in this thread is jerking off already

>>722011491
Holy fuck. You just gave half the people on here a heart attack.

When was it last fucked?

I know it might sound rediculous but I don't believe I'm actually real.

>>722011319
Damn dude. Thread kinda got derailed but sounds like you got a raw deal. Try hitting the gym or start running. Great way to get your mind off things and get that high you get from exercise. Helped me through all my tough times in life

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Otherwise completely straight, the though of doing anything with another male makes me want to vomit, have actual burning hatred for faggots, but like (small) stuff up my ass while i jerk it

Also for some reason into fur but only drawn shit actual people in fur suits or into furry culture should kill themselves

all this fucked up shit makes me want to kms
what the fuck is wrong with me

>>722011722
Elon, is that you?

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>>722011412

Yes... yes it is.
I'm poor shut up!

>>722011722

Birth of AI right here...

>>722011762
Just chill man. The real world isn't like what they teach you in Bible school. Just roll w it

>>722011525
Thanks me.
I'm not looking to stick around that much longer, so I'll have to think of something more immediate.
I'm really looking forward to stroking my dick with me later.
kindest regards
you

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I'm obsessed with little girl panties. I like to go around to rummage sales and buy panties, shirts, pants, skirts, etc. and then only keep the panties.

i took a shit in my girlfriends mom's shower

>>722007333
On this thread right now maybe

I know this thread is on 4chan but whatever

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>>722011722
I have that shit too. It's called derealization.


>>722011487
Idk I hate the idea of derailing the thread but I'm horny and thinking with my dick so w/e

>>722011919
Ur gross.

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fucked my best friend's girlfriend in highschool, he never found out but she left him for me , I didn't want her. I comforted my best friend even though I was the problem lol. Her pussy stanked as well but hey, pussy is pussy. She lived with me for a while before she went homeless with the white trash that is now her boyfriend or idont know what the fuck. PS. She moaned like an asian.

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>>722012146

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>>721999722
> I feel bad for doing this but
I slept with my best friends girlfriend whilst he was on holiday with his family. She takes the same course as me at college so we're together a lot of the time. I noticed her always looking over the desk at me so I started doing it back (as a playfull thing) and then we started flirting. One thing led to another and you know the rest.
> Feel terrible.

>>722012210
Well, she looks like an asian kinda.

>>722012210
cool story bro

>>722011095
Who doesn't have stretch marks. It's frustrating when a woman wants to beat on herself for having the exact same issues that every single person on the planet deals with.

You are damn sexy, femanon.

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>>722012210

>>722012146
I'm gonna fucking CUM

>>722012249
I'm surprised no one recognized you in here

>>722007727
kik?

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>>722012249
I'm done and gonna go bate to perverted stories.

>>722012146
Fuck this the thread lol
You can derail it all you want with that sweet pussy

found out my wife fucks my friend and i do nothing about it. It doesnt turn me on i just dont care.

>>722012365
I know right?

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>>722012178
>Judging me based on my sexuality
Like wow, literally? It's 2017. You shouldn't be lolicon shaming.

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>>722012295
She's Mexican as it gets, she could suck a mean dick

>>722012447
You don't want that little asshole filled with hard cock? Fuck batin'. I'll be your human dildo.

>>722012548
Well the Native's tend to have some east-asian features, so that may do it?

>>722012210
Feels good to tell people , even if y'all randoms

>>722002733
He's implying you put it in your ass, dipshit

>>722012575
Mmmmf

>>722012575
Anon, has stupid shit like that ever worked for you?

i really like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqDEn7uUhFc

With a body/ass/tits like that, who wouldn't try?

>>722012447
I love you without even knowing who you are anon.. I would lick the hell out of these sweet walls
As a matter of fact I wish my gf was like you
Thank you for helping me cum you are a great person and you can read all the perverted shit you want <3

>>722001637
Okay how the fuck did she find that out midsession??

>>722001638
Get a haircut and real job ya hippy

>>722012520
Ugh, mom, get the gun.

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>>722012762
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yeah

I'm a fucking drug addict (pills mostly, oxys are my doc, but I also love xanax. I bought 20 last night and I'm down to 13). I have no hobbies and no friends except my drug dealers and who aren't real friends with the exception of one I'm close with. It's a lifestyle that is completely unhealthy but I'm terrified of going out and trying to interact with people and I don't think I'll ever do anything with my life. I pray drugs take me before I die lonely and old.

My girlfriend of 3 years has no idea I've cheated on her with 5 separate women. Over about a month I fucked one of them almost every day. Neither knew the other existed. Here's the kicker, I was disgusted by every one of them. In my head I'm convincing myself I'm already with the girl of my dreams. But if that were true I never would have cheated.

>>722012249
I just have to say, that is a really nice-looking pussybutt. Definitely above average, all around. Please endeavor to keep it clean, pink, and free of weird hairs and shit.

>>722012968
What are you so fucked up over?

Are drugs the problem or are you taking drugs because of a problem?

One day my teacher touched me

>>722012480
Do yourself a favor. When you finally snap, don't kill anybody. You'll regret it.

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>>722012933
Let me guess, a Drumpf supporter.

I jerk it off and cum on my grandmother's cat face

>>722011880
Alright, Me.

Listen, I hope it gets better for us both.

Best,

You

>>722013426
Let me guess, a Virgin.

>>721999722

been in love with an 8yr since april 2016

>>722011762
>what the fuck is wrong with me
Obviously you've been indoctrinated into a false belief system that somehow what makes your dick hard makes you a bad person.

Please realize it's your actions that dictate what kind of person you are and not what turns you on. I mean, really, the only people hung up on shit like that are people who are repressing a desire themselves. Kinda like what's happening to you.

>>722013317
There's no real reason. I've always been very reclusive and I have a hard time relating and talking to others. Maybe I'm autistic or something. I like being by myself but it gets really lonely. And then when I go to hang out with people I get social anxiety. Drugs have just helped me through it. If I take some oxy I can go out and be the life of the party, or just chill at home alone and not feel bored or lonely at all. I don't know what drove me to them in the first place. I think a long time ago a coworker gave me half an oxy and told me to try it and i fell in love.

>>721999722
I've never had a wet dream, ever.

>>721999722
Lost my virginity to an enormous black woman who was easily over 300 pounds

>>722013788

tonight i dream that I had a wet dream.... woke up disappointed

I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.

>>722013654
Kys

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>>722013507
You act like that's an insult. Pathetic normalfaggots.

>>722013946
Haha that WAS you wasn't it! Bateman, killing Allen and the escort girls. That's priceless. Anyways Davis, it's nice to you! Is that Edward Towers?!!

>>722013946
Is this copy/pasta to bait rookie FBI assigned to 4chan?

i fucked a cow and got caught by my mother....

>>722014166
>not knowing american psycho

>>722013946
>tfw when you get the reference

>>722013671
It sounds like we share some of the same hang-ups. My DOC was cocaine because it turned shy, introverted me into a rock star. I've also got some hang-ups with intimacy because I've been profoundly screwed over by people near and dear to me. I also struggle with a chemical imbalance, which has been somewhat mitigated by anti-depressants.

You're getting stuck in a cycle. You probably have some underlying depression and, of course, social anxiety. The cycle begins when you self-medicate, which in turn facilitates your self-loathing.

What I did, and it's not a 100% fix but I haven't killed myself yet, is get on antidepressants, quit hard drugs and drinking, and got my ass into treatment. It sounds super scary and it is at first, but once you're there it's actually pretty awesome. I don't know about you, but I'm super uncomfortable expressing my feelings or negative emotions because my mother always pulled the "that-ain't-shit-I-had-it-worse" card and would literally get angry at me if I was broken up about something. So now I just feel like it's inappropriate or people don't really want to hear my shit. In treatment, it's your fucking job to talk about your shit and it's a huge relief to unburden yourself. A bit painful but there is healing.

Good luck, dude.

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>>722014166

>>722014432
Thanks bro. I am doing some things to better myself. I'm taking Paxil which is REALLY helping my general depression but anxiety is an issue still, though not as bad. Opiates just take it all a away and make me feel like a kid again. Like I'm wrapped in a warm blanket. I feel like giving that up means I'll never feel that way again.

>>721999722
last year i killed a man and the guilt is becoming unbearable. I’ve never told a soul.

>>722013953
better not tel what i did lol

>>722003124
tits or gtfo

>>722015287
Please do, anon.

>>722014896
I hear ya. I fucking loved opiates. Did plenty of them. But you know that's an untenable slippery slope. Tolerance builds, dosage increases. Always ends badly.

The thing you want to do now is realize that if you go too far with the drugs, THOSE issues will be the problem far more than the emotional ones and then the only way to get straight is to swear everything off and then you're like me where you're not even allowed to drink a beer while you're watching a football game.

Think of it as taking an extended hiatus while you deal with your shit. You're a lot more likely to be able to moderate recreationally if you're in a good head space and you know you're not there right now.

>>722015075
Greentext it.

>>721999722
I raped a retarded little girl on more than one occasion.

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>>721999722
im an israely jew living in the west bank and i killed 6 palestinians in the past three years ive been living out here. not really a secret, nobody really cares here. :)

>>722015466
Look up son. They are beautiful along with her pussy and asshole. Best tits I've seen and she's a ginger

>>722015777
Good for you bro. Playing exterminator for the world. Also, nice trips.

>>722015488

licked her pussy

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>>722010141
>low key bragging about having moneys

>>722015756

age?

>>722015756
Story?

>>722002066
i had a nightmare like this once. wok up in a cold sweat.

>>722016047
10

>>722009627
digging what I see here tonight, femanon. thanks for posting for us.

I don't love my fiancée and I'm working on getting out of this toxic relationship.

>>722012692
I already checked, it's not in there. For some reason I leave it in the medicine cabinet sometimes, but not this time.

>>722015756

story pls

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>>722004333
Trips dude. Nice