Britfag thread. Report in. Mansfield / Notts here.

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Brighton fag reporting in. Let the weekend commence!

>>721975825
Maidstone Kent fag

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Lancashire fag reporting in.

>>721975825
Nottingham fag here

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>>721976386
You seem to have two lazy eyes, Lancs-fag. Or have you been on it all day?

Lincoln here
Anyone else study at the uni?

>>721976040

They're empty you fucking faggot

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>>721977509
And how do you think they got like that? That box was empty 2 days ago, faggot.

>>721977656

Yeah, you work in a hotel and it's your job to take out the trash. Faggot

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>>721975825
southern fairy reporting in

>>721977796
Cardiffag reporting in
We're British too

Londonfag here!

PRESTON

>>721977466
Sure do

Sheffield reporting in.

oxfordshirefag here

Republic of Northumbria reporting in.

Gibraltarfag here

Stockport yo

it's like the armpit of Manchester

Leeds reporting in

>>721977968
Me too man

Nice Britfag thread you have there, it'd be a shame if someone were to mention.... Brexit

I'm eating a full English right now m8, pics to follow

LEEDS YEAH

>>721978245
cringe

BH23 reporting

>>721977943

Fuck off dragon sniffer

>>721978169

Lol, we said british you monkey loving spaniard

>>721978205
AY MATE LET'S HAVE A CUP A TEA
LEEDS IS THE PLACE TO BE

>>721978489

Fuck u m8, I'm more British that half of the mainland are!

0161 Manny on the map

Manchester reppin

West Yorkshire er not fag, we don't have fucking poofters in't yorkshire tha knows

>>721976256
Same Fella

>>721978530
Tea? I thought you L**ds fags would still be crying in your beer after watching huddersfield do the double on your shower of shite last sunday :)

>>721977980
Nice, what course?

>>721978740
Can't be fucked to care personally

>>721978829
heard that one before

Are Brummies British?

>>721978574

NO HABLA ESPANOLA, EL FAGGOT

Readingfag reporting in
Studying in Canterbury

>>721978331
What the fuck you talking about m8. We've taken control back. Haven't you heard? *deepfuckingsigh*

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Hammersmith reporting in

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>>721978936
LOL

Greater Manchester reporting in

Canterbury in Kent reportin'

North West Wales reporting in niggers.

>>721975825
My ancestors moved to USA in 1666 from Bristol. What does that mean /b/?

>>721979339
uni or local?
Im at UKC

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>>721979515
Alright distant Bristol Lad? When you moving back home to our fine city?

>>721979515

It means you're a fucking liar, because there was no USA in 1666.

Fucking yanks.

>>721979721
Local

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>>721978574
Isn't it funny, this deep-seated emotional response that is experienced by many human monkeys, when it comes to the matter of 'being from' somewhere, and how important it is in how we relate to, and deal with, other human monkeys?
Aye man, me maam's from Byker and me fatha's from waalsend, but I was raised in the south east, so sound much more like a home counties wank'a, if I choose to, but I usually don't, unless it's to blend.
I currently live in Brighton, and have been here, on and off, for several years.
We are amazing, u, I and the rest of the human race, and are capable of mind-bogglingconstructions, and are capable of so much more, given the right guidance, but this pathological identification with 'where we are from' needs to be overcome. It is an anchor weighing humanity down.
Naaaaa, I'm from fackin' Laaandaan, innit, ya fuckin bunch of wankaaas!
Om shanti /b/ros

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>>721979938
Ok let me correct my statement. 1666 is the year my ancestors moved from Bristol to the land where the USA would be founded years later.

>>721977968
an me Lancs Lad here

Croydonfag here

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>>721979263
Well fucking, hello, Hammersmith.

>>721979515
That would mean you are American. You are not a Britfag

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>>721978275
here ...

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>>721975825
Scarborough here

>>721978169

Why you vote remain, traitor?

Blackpool fag reporting in

>>721975825
Barnsley fag here
Is liquid still open in town centre ?
Had sum good times in student bars it's been a seven years tho

>>721980392

Nectar of the gods.

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Lincoln here. I went to a real uni though.

Do you suck dies? Eat oatmeal? See Sherlock Holmes?

>>721980474
see you in weathers layton raikes at 9 m8

>>721980564

>> dicks

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My breakfast tomorrow, lads.

>>721979515
Means you're not one of us.

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>>721975825

Newcastle Upon Tyne here.

alreet lads, whats the craic tonight then?

>>721980522
Agreed Yummy

Hull fag reporting in

Luton here.
Just cuck my shit up,

>>721980640

Seconded.

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>>721980609
Looks decent anon. How much? HP or Heinz man?

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>>721980334

>>721980609
drop the hash browns an Im in .

>>721980640
Burger BTFO !

>>721980704

Don't know yet, whatever takes my fancy. Making it myself.

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MANCHESTER FAG REPORTING FOR DUTY

>>721980887

Labour scum.

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>>721980641
this .

west yorkshire fag here

>>721980983
Hail the ripper.

>>721980609
It'll be cold by tomorrow morning you plonker!

>>721980867
I go a local greasy spoon an have a milf cook it an have bants with her lad

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>>721980983
I see you

>>721981046
almost funny !

>>721981031
He was a gud boi ...

>>721980867
The fuck you mean you don't know if you're an HP or Heinz man, man?

>>721981108
He Our Guy /B ?

>>721980392
That's not a full English mate... that's chips and mushy fucking peas.

>>721980678
Live in Dunstable mate, moved from Luton when I was 10, vast improvement but still shit

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>>721980982
got work tomorrow so i cannit be on the lash m8

>>721981207
HP is a cunt firm who sacked all UK staff an let yuro cunts make that runny shyte now !

Brum fag reporting in

>>721981108
lol shit

Hi I am from Wales

hello british friends im from Poland, few years in Birmignahm now

Basildon

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>>721981334
say "the monte carlo rally" in your funny accent for our amusement please?

>>721981334
Oh shit, my G

B34

Milton Keynes reporting in

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>>721981383

you're more than welcome polak. just as long as your not brown, smelly or a big fan O allah.

North Yorkshire fag here. We're better than all of you, and you know it.

>>721981459
used to go to The Point when it first opened.

>>721975825
dundee here

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>>721976386
Same here m9

>>721975825

Former Suffolkfag here. Moved to the states a few years ago. Honestly, the move made re realise how awful Britain truly is.

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>>721981790
As displayed so intricately and elegantly by your cricket supporters chant of 'YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! ETC!'
>better than everyone else
Right'o mate.

>>721975825
Bb2 5bh

>>721975825
Comeros un pijo guiris

>>721981941
How much did it cost you? I've always wanted to move to the states

>>721978574
Like being British is something to be proud of.

Covfag cv3 reporting

>>721981966
elliot is that you

>>721982005

Couple thousand quid in legal/paperwork fees. Got married to an American, so was much easier that doing it without.

Best part is avoiding UK taxes.

Norn Irelnd here kek. Honestly, why do you guys even include us? What do we even give you besides a place to lose money on?

Derby Uni fag reporting in

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>>721982028
or indeed, any nationality.

>>721978586
Same here man

>>721982153
Well, the Irish are pretty cool.

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>>721982083
no Elliot here m8

>>721975825
You piece of shit cunt.
Prove you are from Mansfield

>>721980108
Stop doing drugs mate. There is a point made in that chaotic gibberish but your scatterbrain can't seem to put it accross.

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>>721982205
Alcoholic, religion and sectarianism obsessed is cool is it?
Don't get me wrong, I like the Irish, but I'm measuring 'cool' on a whole other scale here, anon.

>>721982138
live fire training for the army was the only real gain.

>>721982295
who the fuck would lie about that?

>>721982153

>adbusters

Back to lereddit, anon

>>721982476
You.
Prove it you faggot

>>721982450
Those are just stereotypes that are mostly in Northern Ireland. In the south we are pretty chill.

>>721982466
Mostly on civilians too. Though the southerners did hold up their own.

Mansfield reppin NG

Poshfag from Winchester checkin in

>>721982077
Sup fag cv2

>>721982896

Ayyy, so posh you need a prison

Winchester is worse than pompey

>>721983178
wooyea
How goes it fellow stuck-in-cov?
What you doing this shitty evening?

>>721981458

Damn bro. Dont go to b11

>>721983419
At least we have interesting people like Rose West in our prison. Pompey's just filled with chavvy fucks and pedo footballers

>>721981312
Them shelves wont stack themselves kek

>>721982896
Alright mate. Woking bred, but Winch uni fag here. Sup

>>721983603
Not much Bruv, watching the shitposting, what about yourself

>>721981383
BTFO bog cleaner Cunt

>>721981417
Keks

>>721981464
He is the Enemy lad

>>721981966
Lancs fucked you white rose shits

>>721981801
Me too, shame in a way that its getting knocked down.

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>>721975825
FUCK THE QUEEN!

>>721982028
>autism level 10

>>721982122
>avoids taxes pays moar in Burgerland reeeeeeee

>>721981383
There's fucking millions of you guys here now!
To be fair, you're alright... I don't mind most Polish people, hard workers and generally just want to get on with life.

>>721982138
NI Gloves/Medals/wife FTW

OI OI U CAAAAAANTS OOO ARE YA OOO ARE YA

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>>721982077
>>721983178
CV2 here also.
Rugby MASSIF.

>>721982205
>but light fingered inbred thieves obviously

>>721984157
Agreed. Knew a few Polish people, working in the catering department of a leisure centre I worked in. Utter shit job, but they did it. Can't fault them

>>721981383
Good to have you here mate. Interesting how the more racist amongst my fellow Brits are unaware that there was a Polish squadron of fighters in 'The Battle of Britain', and their kill ratio was the best of the lot.
One of the top British brass commented, after the war, that we would have lost the air battle over our land, had it not been for the Polish contribution.
Just try and tone down your patriarchy a bit, eh?

I'm just porpin orf daaaaahn the chippy, guvnor! Cor blimey!

>>721982896
Hey Arther Daily

Tickle me flimflam, me old china!

>>721984028
NO way. I didn't know. A piece of my history. Used to get the train up from 'emel, with mates. Remember seeing Big Trouble in Little China there.
Went out with a hot chick from MK for a while too. Tracey Bowler. Wonder what she's doing..

>>721983853
Watcha studying? Its mainly teacher training up at the uni isnt it?

>>721984157
Poles are utter slimy twats lads Never Trust them or the women !

>>721984217
>time for bed Timmy !

London E18

>>721984483
Mainly yeah, but nah I'm doing Creative Writing. Apparently Winch is the best uni for it, and if it is then Jesus Christ other unis must be fucking awful, because Winch uni is generally pretty garbage.

At least Winch has character though. Lots of local fucking nutters. Santa's Little Helper (or Sergeant Silly as she sometimes calls herself), that old guy that yells "Good morning Winchester" while walking down the street in Crocs and a dressing gown. Nutters, the lot of them

Phwoar, me old mucker! Fancy a pint daaaaaaahn the pub?! Chuck me a pearly diver for the cab you caaaaaaaaant

>>721984314
Polish are the The Most Traitorous nation going ok, Check you white English Privilege, erm sorry Part Polish nationality or will get Nige to deport you Kid.

Some woman posted an ad for a companion and i answered it through letter despite not knowing what she looks like or if she is even married. Did i fuck up...

>>721984476
Not tracey from deanshanger by any chance?

>>721984659
I guess the character is ok so long as you avoid Winnall. I swear every time I walk though I expect some bastards gonna shank me.

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>>721984824
All nationalities, culturally, have their strong points and weaknesses. My point is that without those, to your mind, treacherous scumbags, our island would have taken a very different course.

>>721977968 I work in Preston!

>>721984659
>Creative Writing
ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEE..
Do a HP writer an steal the idea from old books an get a novel for the spazzer kiddos lad , also get a Literal Agent ok

Cor blimey would you Adam n Eve it, eel pie and warm ale for my dinner! Get in there my saaaaaan!!

>>721984891
don't know what deanshanger is

>>721976040
pleb tier gin, cleary says 37.5% - they started watering them down a few years back and cant look back at them since

hendricks on elderflower tonic for me now

london fag i want lsd who has lsd

>>721984831
NCS /PEDO Squad at your door at 5 am , wake up call now !
Hope your cock pics were ok Kek

>>721984968
GB/SS
You Mean Kek

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>>721985122
Ooooo, get you, mister fancypants, with your cucumberey hendricks and elderflower tonic.
Nothing wrong with gordons, strong with something fizzy. Not my recycling, fyi, but thought it was a good effort, regardless of the quality of the gin.

>>721985035
potting snooker balls aint a job Kek !

>>721985122
>Tiered Gin Pro Here

>>721984964
Winnall that bad? I'm in the Farm, which is fine. Bits of Stanmore look shifty, but never had any problem with it when I walk home through it in the evenings.

>>721985078
Pardon?

GET AHT MY PUB

>>721985168
> this much autist
Go any boozer !

>>721977466
I do!

>>721985657
Harry Potter slag stole her whole ideas on another 1030s novel , Get an Agent to Help you Publish ok

>>721985683
Your Barred ....You Slag !!!

>>721975825
London in

>>721985414
i'm more than happy to go with any gin really. i like cheap and cheerful and was fan of gordons for years but then the new bottle came out and started to divide between export and domestic strenghts is when they lost me

youse are aw wee bawbags by the way ken?

>>721978574
Mainland? El U.K. es una fucking isla faggot

>>721975825
G81 reporting in, about to go get beer

pure fannies

>>721980173
yeah... do us a favour and stay there

>>721986026
Aldi's London gin is pretty good.

I came in the kitchen to find my wife with her head right inside the washing machine. Her skirt had ridden up and she was showing a pair of knickers, so I slid the gusset to one side and gave her a good seeing to, ......or so I thought. I'm gonna have to take the spare key off my mum.

>>721984132

Wages in burgerland are much higher. Especially after taxes. Honestly, the standard of living there is loads better.

>>721986255
you must be Welsch

DARE YOUSE CUNTS TAE TAKE OAN THE YOUNG CUMBERNAULD FLEETO

Manc lad here

pure mongos

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>>721981857
Dundee here an aw!

>>721984534
In my town there's fucking billions of them.
80% of them are sound and funny... the other 20% are the scummiest of the scum.

>>721983856
mostly fapping tbh..
fuck going outdoors tonight.

>>721986324
You/lawyer are in the world of the Cunts Kek

oany durties roond cumbernauld way up fur gien us a gammy

>>721987042
Brick them !

>>721984229
CV2 covers Rugby?
Dang, CV2 is big,

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kik nebulus03
south west

>>721975825
Holy shit also a Manny T resident reporting in, rare to see others on here lol

>>721982476
Exactly, you don't lie about being from somewhere like here.

>>721978078
SHEFFIELD AS WELL

Gamesley Estate
Glossop town
Derbyshire
/b <3

>>721988609
Fucking derby, nice. I'm between sheffield and derby

>>721988609
a shite tired scum sink estate , where those benefit scum /spew moar 12yo generations of mums til we Tory sanction this Filth !

>>721987351
Jah mon!
I don't get it either.
But apparently by 2020 Rugby and Cov will be practically connected.

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>>721982713
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.

Cardiff fag reporting in

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Scouse fag here, study in Lancashire though

>>721988994
great, lets merge into one biiig shitfest,

Bromley fag reporting

>>721980574
Im going walkabout but i guess i can pop in to smash your head in. You prick

Tameside fag reporting

>>721989444
Nice trips

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>>721989022

>>721989405
Prom / Rob Oyster bar. at 11pm , look forward to smash a neck beard liberal twat , I will not be mobbed, an we up loser 4 this , dragged .... teeth smashed on Kerb 4 here ok ?

>>721980671
Other Hull fag here. How's it going?

>>721975825
Get fucked STAG!
Chesterfield reporting in.

>>721978890
usually 2nd generation mudslimes.

>>721990407
Not so bad, yourself?

>>721975825
SW17 South Laaaaaaandan reporting in.

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>>721980609
Looks superb. Needs 2 more sausages and proper back bacon though.

>>721981966
They don't call it's gods county for nowt

get fucked tha soft southern shandy drinking nancy

>>721975825
Anyone else moray ?

salford here lads

>>721990352
English you fag? Come meet me at coral casino now you little tramp. Ill sell your bird a 10 rock you bunch of smackhead junky fucks

>>721975825
Ayyyyy, Manny T also

>>721987216

What does this even mean, lad?

>>721989350
thieving scally

I live in Middlesbrough. It's a shithole

>>721991866

Bottled it ! Listen I will fuck your Polish /yuro whore ,
You Get back on Grange Park .. an have that flat /STOPPED OK ... Get begging scum on dickson rd ok ! ... OK Beg .. an I will let you Talk me ..!

>>721978205
GET IN , WE ARE GODS AMONG MEN

>>721992482
Re reread ok , an stop drugges ok ! ?

>>721977963
wag1 /b/redrin wot ends you in? West side here.

>>721981031
big shout out to Sutcliff!

>>721993069

Is english your second language, pajeet?

>>721992951
Shut up. You straight up pedo. You need to stay away from revo primary you sick fat ginger nonce

>>721975825
Best part of Britain - Bedford reporting in.

>>721991683
I'm in Keith, you?

>>721994610
Have you finished posting to yourself you prick?
Samefagging like a wanker.

>>721994710
>Best part of Britain
>Implying that is an achievement

>>721994968
>Implying that is an achievement
Nah mate it's a fact.

>>721995044
Dubs don't lie.

>>721994968
>>Implying that is an achievement
>Implying this is an appropriate use of the "implying" response.
Protip: It's not.

M22 reporting for duty

>>721995044

I was born in Bedford, pal, that place is a shit hole except the musical notes on the floor in the town centre.

But it is home.

>>721983681

Brum 80% mud

>>721988609
Stalybridge here

Ayy lmao, any High Wycombe cunts here?

>>721995311
Pal?
Who from Bedford would use that in a sentence?
Answer, no-one.

p.s. If you lived here you would know the musical notes are broken and have been for years.

>>721994761
Elgin

>>721995311
Where did you go to school in Bedford?
What's the best pub?
How often is the river festival?

Answer quickly mate so I can tell you're on the level.

>>721995729
Far aboot?

>Any point even living in Britain if you aren't in London or a home county?

>>721995818
None, it's grim up north*.

*north of the last home county.

>>721995818
The shitty bit starts as you get towards Peterborough way.

>>721975825
mansfield!?!? away you go you massive fuck. Woodhouse is the true beauty of this area.

>>721996078
Yep, draw a line from the wash to the Severn.
Everything to the north of that can be written off.

>>721983853

lel i lived in woking last year

>>721995777
Trips has tripped you up you lying northern fuck, go back to your pigeons and whippets you hotpot munching liar.

>>721990626
you fucking spirite cunt. away you go.

>>721995808
Near tesco u?

Newcastle here

kik: blagoon6

Colchester fag

>>721976256
>>721979339
Kent too

>>721979854
>fine city

It is just one street and 1000 chavs

>>721996374
I bide in Land Street in Keith but work at a hoose in Macintosh Drive in Elgin.

>>721985096
MK boysss fuck yeah

>>721996741
Do you kane Daisy Dey? She used ti stay in Keith. Banff fag reporting in.

London fag here, anyone from Croydon or nearby in the south?

>>721996741
No I dinnae ken the quine.

Uh yeah. Aberdeen reporting in.

>>721997026
No, answered the wrong poster like a dick..

>>721997143
>>721997202
Aright lads, next question. Do any of yous know Emma and Kayleigh Hay?

>>721997049
Yeah anon I'm a 10 minute bus ride from Croydon, you?

>>721994610
Really ? !

>>721997420
Thornton Heath me specifically, where abouts are ya?

>>721997049
>>721997420
CR4 reporting in niggers.

>>721997813
>>721997922
Wallington, not actually Croydon but pretty damn close

>>721997922
Mitcham? That's right by me, CR7
>>721997992
Yeah that's not far away

>>721997992
Mitcham for me.