Ask a guy who just sucked off a co-worker in the work bathroom

>>721956235
What is airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow ?

Sauce?

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

SAUCE OMFG

>>721956235
are you gay

>>721956235

where do you work?

>>721956270
Its the larger one

>>721956263
He shot quite hard. Down my throat and I gagged a bit

>>721956306
Im bi

>>721956316
At a chain pharmacy

Are you a sissy? Do you look like a lady?

>>721956302
There is sauce but I dont have it

>>721956235
Do you ever feel a deep shame about being such a huge faggot? Knowing you're a sub-human degenerate?

Unless you're a chick, then my question is "why havent you posted tits yet?"

>>721956415
Im a sissy but dont look like on. Im skinny and can pull it off but generally no

>>721956345
kek
you dumb faggot

>>721956438
Well I did say Im a guy in the op...
Also I love sucking dick from time to time. Dont knock it till ya tried it

>>721956302
http://www.filmpornox.biz/oralnoe-porno/porno-otsos-krupnym.html

delivered

>>721956479
Ok
And?

>>721956235
Do you get turned on being a cumslut?

>>721956448
post some nice pics of yourself you slut

webm sauce?

Why did you do it I guess

>>721956489
Thanks man

>be me at work going to piss
>go into bathroom stall but the only available stall is half open
>open door slowly and see co-worker with pants down
Hes a guy I had sucked off before but at the staff party last Dec.
>he just looks at me with his dick out
>he starts getting hard as Im just standing there
>he puts his finger up to his lips and says sssshhhh, come in
>nervously I enter and he starts jacking his dick to full erection
>I get down on my knees and take his dick like a champ
>hes pretty thick so I gag but trying not to make a sound
>sucked his dick for about 4 mins before he grabbed my head and forced his jizzing dick down my throat
>I gagged and spat the cum into the toilet
Was amazing
I jerked off after he left

>>721956604
Yes I do... very much

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>>721956263
you're the man!

>>721956632
Dont have pics on my phone sorry

>>721956235
sauce?

MOOD

>>721956731
Spur of the moment and being horny.
Was going to the bathroom to jack it anyway

why are you such a fucking faggot?

>>721956263
An African or a European swallow?

>>721956235
yeah imma need sum sauce plox

>>721956885
A great mood thanks

>>721956903
Cause I love dick and Im not afraid of who I am? Maybe that?
I dont deny myself the pleasure I need

>>721956489
>http://www.filmpornox.biz/oralnoe-porno/porno-otsos-krupnym.html
thanks just saw this

>>721956920
Euro

>>721956966
am jealous

>>721956924
read the thread newfag

>>721957036
It just happened and I kinda wish I could do it again

>>721956813
Hnnng , lucky you :(

>>721957088
ask him?

Part of the thrill is that Ive done this with about three co-workers and none of them know about eachothers experiences lol.
And I see them daily
One invites me over to his place when his gf is out and I suck his dick/let him fuck me sometimes in their bed. He makes me wear her panties. Well he doesnt have to make me do it if you know what I mean

>>721957185
Nah might be weird

>>721957258
just "more?"

>>721957335
Maybe next time... we do chat so yeah

>>721957422
gl!

>>721957621
Huh?

>>721957076
see>>721956984

>>721956235
did you just sucked off a co-worker in the work bathroom?

>>721956920
kek

>>721958001
Yeah thats what the first post said

What are the political situations looking like in Cuba now that the Godking Castro has been laid to rest?

Lol just got a request from the guy I sucked off...
Wants to bareback cum in my ass tomorow in a public bathroom...
any advice?

>>721958206
Put camera in bathroom

>>721958159
Pretty well... think it will be what cuba needs

>>721958237
Not the same bathroom. Not sure where he wants t meet.
Else I would

>>721958240
But.....muh Godking

How does gay sex work? Like are enemas a regular part of your toiletries?

>>721958315
They're free now

>>721958353
I doubt it in workplace bathroom

>>721958353
Yes. I have a good anal cleaning kit.
I like to keep clean all the time.
A dirty bum is a no no

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>>721958400
Nah not at work but in general

>>721958441
Also I wont have sex at work. Maybe just blowjobs and jerking off...

Yeah whatever i suck cock all the time
You aint special OP

>>721958527
Never said I was. Just sharing stories asshole

>>721958527
so this ain't a big deal? i thought from reading these treads that it was supposed to be some big shot deal.
so confuse

>>721956235
source of webm?

>>721958790

Holy shit, it has been posted multiple times in the thread you retarded fucker.

>>721958868
Faggot

>>721958790
Omg really?

>>721958914
Fucking faggot. Kill yourself.

I hope OP is overpowered by a busload of Special Olympics weightlifters that fuck his sissy throat and ass.

What your doing is a symptom of a mental illness(depression or and anxiety), the mood disorder makes it so you can no longer get off to looking at women so you try to find something that's more graphic and taboo until you become desensitized to that. Also, this debasement of yourself is a pathological tool that your mind developed because you feel inferior to other men.

Stop masturbatiing OP.

I've done gay shit too and I don't even find men attractive like I do with women, it was just a sick pathology that my mind made.

>>721959026
Nah
Dont think Ima do that just cause a dickface on b told me to

>>721956235
73/1

>>721959039
Maaan thats the dream
Im Op btw

>>721959043
Nah dude. Speak for yourself
I enjoy what I do and I dont see myself stopping just cause other people have shitty hangups

>>721959056
You are a raging faggot. You must kill yourself.

>>721959043
CIDF detected

>>721956489
>oralnoe-porno
safer link to this?

>>721959112
Homosexuals are mentally ill, most of them weren't even born gay but developed homosexual fetishes as a by product of their OCD/Anxiety/depression. They're hypersexual, prone to drug addiction and risk taking. Some of them are straight up dangerous, like the kind of faggots that enjoy giving other unsuspected homosexuals aids or date rape them(or in rare cases murder them).

To say homosexuality isn't a byproduct of mental illnesses is PC culture gone mad.

>>721959125
Oh shit your the first one to post that boring post thats been posted a million times with no result.
Bravo for the original post

>>721959112
Show me your butthole gay boy, daddy wants to taste it

>>721959370
Dont care
Really dont care

>>721957115
>pass user since 2016

>>721959456
Ill start a thread later and show my butt and some toying when Im home

>>721959512
You better

>>721959370
do we really care? let them suck dick, maybe it will keep them out of our hair for a day or two. if i have to see another faggot marching in protest of something he or she doesn't even understand, i'll ralph. i say, please, go suck some cock and get the hell out of my way.

>>721959603
I like this guy
Would suck his cock

>>721959599
I will, master anon

>>721959370
>Trying this hard

>>721959473
>>721959603
I don't care how you debase yourself because you've swallowed all this PC bullshit about homosexuality.

PUT A YOUNG CHILD PERSONABLE CHILD WITH SLIGHT ATYPICAL NEUROLOGICAL WIRING SHOULD NOT BE REINFORCED INTO GOING AGAINST THEIR BASIC INSTINCTS TO REPRODUCE JUST BECAUSE SOME ALREADY FAGGOTS WITH A FUCKED UP FAGGOT BRAIN IS TRYING TO GET MORE "ASS" ON THE MARKET! HOMOSEXUALITY IS A MENTAL VIRUS! YOU SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT!

THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE IS NOT A HAPPY LIFESTYLE, JUST LOOK AT THE SUICIDE RATES! THEY'RE JUST AS HIGH IN PROGRESSIVE COUNTRIES!

CONFUSING SEXUALLY DEVELOPING KIDS WITH THIS KIND OF PROPAGANDA SHIT BE PUNISHABLE BY THE LAW.

>>721959964
>trying even harder

>>721959603
homosexuals are mentally ill

>>721959964
Jesus shut the fuck up already
Nobody cares man

>>721959964
regardless of that text wall, i'm not willing to punish people because of who they want to fuck. i ain't going there. i don't want the fucking government in my life, so i'm not going to put the government in their life, get it?????

>>721960089
Yeeeeaaah no
Your mentally ill for thinking like someone from the 50's

>>721960136
don't blame the 50s for that, the 50s were cool. they had the Fonz

Greentext the sequence of events, I guess

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Where did it all go wrong with your life?

>>721956263
>>721956987

11 meters per second.

Well this is op signing off.
I WILL make that thread later and show some ass and stuff.
Also, I feel that its my choice how much dick I suck so all of these guys furiously writing up gay hate text walls can go fuck emselves, for real.
I have no intent on caring one bit about your personal agenda, most people dont give a shit about you.
Peace and cock for everyone
Xxxx op

>>721960228
that's good

>>721960200
The fonz sucks and is a moron
One of the stupidest characters ever

>>721960344
yeah i know, it was a joke you fucking duck. the fonz was a charecter in a 70s TV show. duh

>>721960387
It doesn't matter, i still do the AHHHH thing to my wife, it pisses her off bad.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>721960128
> i'm not willing to punish people because of who they want to fuck.

That's not what I'm saying, I'm saying that we shouldn't teach our kids that homosexuality is normal, healthy or that people are born that way. That's how it is in Russia, they don't punish homosexuality they just make homosexual propaganda towards kids illegal.

>>721960136
Never been proved that people are born gay(less then 2% of homosexuals might be though). All scientific research that reviels homossexuality in a negative way gets no funds and some theories won't ever get funds because they start from homosexuality from a not so flattering light(aka not a PC type view of homosexuality)

>>721959370
Being scared of cocks is your own pc bleeding into your life. So triggered by dicks thicker than yours, your mind just breaks. Christfags are the original offended party. Kek

This is Trump's America now. Enjoy the next 8 years of secularism, kike.

>>721960504
>I'm saying that we shouldn't teach our kids that homosexuality is normal

OK, i'm on board with that.

>>721956813
>be me at work going to piss
>go into bathroom stall but the only available stall is half open
>open door slowly and see co-worker with pants down
Hes a guy I had sucked off before but at the staff party last Dec.
>he just looks at me with his dick out
>he starts getting hard as Im just standing there
>he puts his finger up to his lips and says sssshhhh, come in
>nervously I enter
>I get down on my knees and take his dick like a champ
>hes pretty thick so I gag but trying not to make a sound
>he starts peeing in my mouth so I panic and spit his dick out
>suddenly my hair, shirt, pants are soaked with urine
>guy leaves giggling
Was amazing
I jerked off after he left then continued to work ignoring weird glares from coworkers

>>721960559
>Christfags are the original offended party

what about muslims? they throw homos off buildings to their death but for some reason you liberals stick up for them? makesnosense.com

>>721960559
I'm not even a theist, I've sucked cocks before. I'm am on SSRI's which also confused the shit out of my sexuality, when I was a teenager I had a really big penis envy problem, I would obess over not being big enough(compareed to some guys) and I would feel really bad but I developed a pathological tool that made me turn that sadness into pleasure by jacking off to the thought of other guys having huge cocks.

>>721956900
So, how did it come about? Was he just like, wanna suck me?

>>721956235
was the coworker your boss? are you sucking dick to advance in the pharmacy? Will you please kill yourself?

>>721956235
>fake cum
disgusting

>>721956235
source please

>>721960706
he's hurriedly looking up sources of anytime one lone nutbag christian did something, ignoring muslims that bomb shit every goddamn day. so sad when won't see the forest for the trees

>>721960387
No that was hyde in that 70's show

>>721960706
Not a Liberal, fag. I don't stick up for shitskins. Which is why I am atheist.

>>721960633
There were no glares buddy
Your not op

>>721961194
i read dr. jeckyl and mr. hyde, i don't know what you are referring to.

ba bump dump (rimshot)
sssssssssssssss

>>721960834
Yeah sorta.
Like I said, we did it before and spoke about it a few times after the first time

>>721960848
No I wont
No he wasnt
And no Im not
Also fuck you

>>721961233
good to hear, i like people that have no sympathies

>>721961284
This guy

>>721959964
Teach me. Where can I find your work?

>>721961339
It's halerious because you're a straight guy with mental problems sucking cock.

Failed the straight lifestyle, now it's the lifestyle of grindr, hook ups, stds and being a lesser man. Nobody really respects a mentally ill faggot.

>>721961470
Teach you what?

Op here
This isnt anything new
Even when I was about 13 or so, a friend of mine and myself would do gay stuff to eachother. We had fun, cause thats what its about, having fun. I dont see myself dating a man or becoming trans or even kissing a man on the lips. I like what I do cause its fun and gets me off. So personal choice and fuck this mental illness that people hide behind cause their ashamed of who they are.
Your only lying to yourself.
Also bet your not truely happy with your life are you?

>>721961486
Lol not even
Havent used a single "gay" hookup site or app. Still fuck pussy regularly. Im a strong enough individual to do as I like and not let it or you dictate what I am

>>721959244
>http://www.filmpornox.biz/oralnoe-porno/porno-otsos-krupnym.html
It's safe anon. Just a russian porn tube.

>>721961486
Assuming that just makes you look like more of an asshole buddy

>>721961310
So did you walk in on him pissing or what? I need some details, here OP.

>>721956489
Thanks anon

>>721961609
>Also bet your not truely happy with your life are you?

I'm not, because of mental illness and a vague sexuality(probably due to too much masturbation and porn viewing).

I tried the homosexual shit, most of these faggots are just as broken down as me.

>>721960706
>implying Christians and Muslims aren't both delusional
Learn to read, centrist cuck. All religions are the same. Sand niggers are just more violent. Like all variety of nigger. I won't stand for their shit either. Literally triggered. As in detonated. If they would just do us all a favor and aloha back bar off a cliff we might have a decent patch of land to turn into something worth while that stays built for more than a weekend.

My point still stands. You can replace Christfag with Mus-tard OR what ever other delusion pops into your sad, rhetoric spewing head.

>>721960730
>Literally proving my point.

thanks

Ahh shi, I wish I could stay and make more autistic shitposts about how homosexuality is a symptom of some sort of mood disorder but I got to go to the gym mang.

I hope I can go on trt soon maybe that will make me want to have spontaneous bareback sex with a total stranger. But I over masturbate so my shits all fucked up and it's hard for me to cum(propably because of low test) and that just makes me more depressed and isolated.

>>721961974
How can I be scared of cocks i've I had them cum on me and sucked them?

>>721961138
Your shift key broken, cuck?
Sand niggers are the literal cancer of the earth. Are you so set on looking for something to offend you, that you just infer what the fuck ever you want? The travel ban wasn't enough, we need to wipe that area clean and start over. All dogma is equally shit, Islam is just the most deadly shit and can't work in the real world where people have stopped blowing eachother up for shit reasons centuries ago.

>>721961339
>was he your boss?
>no I won't
Kek

>>721961714
He was putting his pants back on

>>721961893
Christians cleansed my people from europe.
Now the flood odins sacred lands with fucking muslims!.

>>721962247
No hes wasnt is also in the reply dumbass
Your that special kinda idiot that reads a small part of a reply and flies off the handle thinking hes clever
Thinking hes clever

>>721956235
140/2?!?!

>>721962138
So because your fag experiences was a result of you being fucked up, you assume the whole world must be the same.
Sweet projection bro. Any better and you might have a job at a movie theater.

>>721961686
>Russian
>safe

>>721962376
My sides!
>hes wasn't

Reading an a communist accent.

>repeated last line twice for some reason
Confirmed autist.

>>721962284
Yeah, Jews are the most sane. Most of them have realized there's no invisible man going to fix their shit, so they are pretty put together as a race.

Too bad they're fucking Jews

>>721960868
That's not fake cum. She was throwing up.

>>721958206

That's how you get HIV

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>>721961893

>>721959370
>product of pc culture
what if you're gay and hate niggers?

>>721959370

I like this guy

>>721956235
You realize that's vomit, right? The best deepthroat and face fuck vids are of women who can actually take a dick down their throat flawlessly.

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>>721964344
>You realize that's vomit, right?

Which makes it even hotter, fucktard

>>721964344
>The best deepthroat and face fuck vids are of women who can actually take a dick down their throat flawlessly.

What are you, gay? You like imagining taking a nice perfect dick, perfectly?

>>721956984
b u c c e t s

>>721959056
I think you should brah

>>721961609
>Also bet your not truely happy with your life are you?

i'm extremely happy with my life. i have the life of riley, so to speak. everything i've ever done is fall ass backwards into a shitplie of roses. yeah, it seems really strange to me too, but that's what it is.

>>721961893
>>christians world doesn't revolve around killing everyone that isn't a christian.

that's the difference

>>721962177
i'll use my shift key when i fucking please. i agree, but not with your tone to me, fuck you and i'll beat you bad.

>>721956235
>sauce?

>>721956235
Think I could swing by your work some time for a bj?

>>721966945
sure, name/town?

>>721956235
What's it like to be a guy who just sucked off a co-worker in the work bathroom?

>>721956235

Yeah, i'll take that sauce if you don't mind.

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>>721956235
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>>721956489
SOURCE/sause = google "deepthroathdlast"

Do you think /b made you want to suck cock?