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Which conspiracy theories do you personally believe are true and what's the main reason you do?
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Gerard Depardieu is actually the second coming of Jesus. Look it up.
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Obama is a muslim sandnigger. Because he is.
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Sandy Hook was a false flag played out by crisis actors. That's why some of the kids have been photographed, people on the scene were seen wearing color coded identification, and the school was torn down without any evidence being gathered and no pictures of bodies or bullet holes have been produced.
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>>721935625
cos there's really a shortage of shootings in America
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>>721935660
shortage of non-niggers-killing-niggers shootings
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>>721935980
Yawn
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Hillary Clinton is actually a man. My reason? No woman could ever turn me on this much
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>>721935168
9/11
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>>721935168
Assassination of JFK - Grassy Knoll

LHO was a trained soldier from WWII who served alongside Kennedy a couple of times and was instructed on being a radio operator before leaving the US to live in Russia. He was likely brainwashed or corrupted into plotting with the KGB the death of JFK and he was to be the marksman to do it. LHO either turned away from them or did not feel obligated to fulfill any requests of the KGB after his assassination attempt on JFK and he likely went that day anyways to either do it on his own accord or to countermand the KGB's efforts. The KGB likely anticipated this and planted a CIA agent in the crowd to shoot JFK (no one can physically fire a bolt-action weapon twice in less than a second, so the killer was probably using a handgun) and make out LHO as the fallguy. Jack Ruby was almost certainly a KGB mole or a delouser paid by them given is incredibly spotty and suspicious background.
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>>721936324
babby's first conspiracy
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Moon landing
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>>721935660
"Protect our kids" is the easiest target. Kill a bunch of kids and you have anti-gun propaganda for years.
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>>721937260
You'll notice it didn't work
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>>721937260
You already have a massive problem with guns, they don't need one more shooting invented for that.

Never mind that there has never been any move for "TAKE AWAY OUR GUUUNZ"
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>>721937172
Come on, you can't really be serious about that in this day and age.
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Hollow earth theory
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>>721937716
What's in there? Air? A vacuum? A bunch of spiders? I need answers
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>>721937888
Finland
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>>721938067
favorite conspiracy is finland, best anime is seinfeld
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>>721935168
((((THEY))))
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>>721937172
It happened get over it
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>>721937338
Because America decided the right to defend yourself, others, and basic freedom is more important than an appeal to emotion. Also, the gun used was obtained illegally.
>>721937404
We have a lot of black on black gun crime, which is also using plenty of illegally obtained guns.
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>>721938298
uh huh
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i bersonally believe in black helicopters.
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Pizzagate is definitely true. Way to many connections.
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>>721938491
lol no
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>>721938491
Not even a conspiracy at this point.
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>>721938700
Yeah, it's now sheer retardation
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>>721938584
Hi, CTR
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I believe whatever a collage of photos with some red circles drawn on says
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>>721938817
The election was three months ago anon, time to let it go.
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>>721937003
mossad killed JFK.
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I believe the government and the medical community found a cure to the common cold years ago. They just don't cure it because a lot of companies that sell common cold remedies and over-the-counter medicines would go out of business.
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>>721938979
They were going to, but the greys got to him first
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So what happened to her?
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>>721939100
Imi inclined to agree. I think theres cures for a lot of things out there. Diabetes, HIV even cancer.

We are far too technologically advanced to still be suffering from colds
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holocaust is a fuckin scam ... maybe 200 to 300 thousands Jews died from typhoid or other ailments caused by war... donmeh jews called themselves the young turks and committed the Armenian genocide. every soviet premier including Stalin and every single major Bolshevik were Jews and the Bolsheviks commuted the holodomor where they murdered 17 million white christians mostly Ukrainians. Jews were the first and major slave traders to the Americas and they went under assumed names they were marrano Jews.. Jews who pretended to convert to catholicism. the catholic church knew this and as a result banned Jesuits ;which were the marrano Jews ; from ever becoming pope. . pope Francis is the first Jesuit marrano Jew pope.
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>>721939298
she died of typhus in the camp. her dad wrote most of her diary in ball point pen which were not available to that Jew bitch...there is a court case in new York google Anne frank hoax exposed
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>>721939431
>Cure for cancer
You don't understand biology m8
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Everyone has more mental intelligence and capabilities than we will ever understand. We have the ability to communicate with entities in other dimensions and planes of existence. This is what Schizophrenia is multiple personality disorder are. They have tapped into this power and we cast them out as crazies
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>>721939584
so she still died in a concentration camp
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>>721935168
>Which conspiracy theories do you personally believe are true
None because none of them are true
>what's the main reason you do?
The only people who believe conspiracy theories are people with mental disorders and people who are incredibly stupid.
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>>721939585
Idiots who have zero medical knowledge are always the first to announce "WE MUST HAVE CURE FOR THING I KNOW" as a conspiracy
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>>721939227
your not clever you hasbara piece of shit.
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>>721939298
Died as a result of the Nazis?
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>>721935245
And he also sings for The Algorithm, which is pretty fucking badass

>inb4 Remi Galego spams the thread saying oui
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>>721938154
Live..
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>>721935168
TOR is compromised by the government and whatever you search will be tracked.
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>>721935168
JEWS!!!!!! IT'S THE JEWS!!!!
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The Fat Acceptance movement is funded by Monsanto to keep selling GMO crops.
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>>721939790
JIDF GTFO
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>>721939809
MONsANTO is small af nigger. My 5 acre property is bigger than their facility.
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>>721935168
America never landed on the moon, retards can't send a shuttle into space without it coming back tumbling in flames yet they landed on the moon in 69, sure thing lmao, radiation, doctored photos, no stars, intersecting shadows, if anything im actually amazed so many people believe that bullshit lol, sheeple will be sheeple, nothing we can do about it.
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>>721939634
yea but the gas chamber is a lie. google gas chamber hoax or YouTube did the holocaust really happen by Steven Anderson.
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>>721937488
true, you really can't be serious when talking about the moon landing as if it was not fake.
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>>721939809
>scared of GMOs
You do not understand biology m8
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>>721939974
conspiracy debunked. I saw them come back from the moon and got out of the spaceship as a private school student in the Orlando area. Went on a 3 day field trip to witness and interview.
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>>721939974
Babby's first conspiracy
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>>721935168
9/11

It doesn't even seem like a theory anymore, just fact.

Reasons: building 7, science, and the "official" story relying too much on coincidence. i. e. Norad, war games, found passport through hellfire and rubble . . . the list goes on and on
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>>721940142
All claims of a "hoax" have been debunked for decades
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>>721940158
>You do not understand biology m8
You are falsely educated.
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>>721939298
Nothing?
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>>721939663
What a fucking arrogant ignorant credule braindead comformist fucktard that you are
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>>721939610
I have auditory hallucinations. You're saying I should listen to them?
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>>721940177
> Saw them come back FROM THE MOON, lmao you mean a hollywood studio?

>>721940201

sure thing kiddo, not even a conspiracy at this point.
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>>721939710
there was a perfectly good reason why the Germans were forced to concentrate the Jewish populations. they assassinated the German ambassador in France and the communiat Bolsheviks were majority Jewish. just like anywhere the Jew goes they try to undermine and debase the native culture. the Jew has been kicked out of over 50 countries about 114 times. research why nobody likes Jews they are the eternal victims who can never do wrong
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>>721940254
>MY IGNORANCE IS FACT BECAUSE I'M IGNORANT
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>>721940438
Back to /pol/
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My mom thinks theres a hole in antarctica that goes to the center of the earth and that all the nazis have been living down there for the past 70
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>>721940252
thats what you keep telling yourselves since you cant back down on Americas biggest lie to human kind.
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https://youtu.be/Hy-sVByUHqE
Man who spoke the truth and a man who was killed
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>>721940487
Give me a break, everyone knows the Nazis are living in the White House now
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>>721940490
Ok, give me five airtight fact based reasons it wasn't real, that haven't already been debunked many times
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>>721939790
nice try Shlomo shekelstein
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>>721940214
>WTC crash happens
>10 mins later
>HEY LET'S BOMB building 7 because the other towers will get a huge payout
>brilliant insurance fraud agent
>10 minutes later
9/11 happened but something fishy
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>>721939958
Monsanto is run by a Jewish family that created their wealth in the nigger slave trade.
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>>721940595
over believer of Operation Paperclip
Pretty sure our government still keep an eye out on them regardless of what they do
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>>721940610
no thanks, go educate yourself on the matter if you really are curious, if not keep living as a brainwashed sheep who wont question anything because '' it was debunked '' by the people who lied in the first place.
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>>721940254
What in particular can a GMO do to you? Please, tell me how a few more nucleic acids will hurt you. Or how a slightly sweeter corn will make you die. Or a protein from another food product we already eat. We've been naturally genetically modifying organisms for our own consumption since agriculture was first invented. The new technique is simply more efficient at getting the desired results.
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>>721940610
1. Jews
2. Jews
3. Jews
4. Jews
5. You guessed it
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>>721939610
no. just crazy
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>>721939974
its pride. fuckin white people think they be landing on the moon and shieet
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>>721935337
Even if he was muslim he is pretty clearly full blown nigger.
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>>721940753
MK Ultra part 2
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>>721940654
I can accept that. It happened on based on al-queda somehow, but there was way too much fuckery to not ask more questions.
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>>721940738
>Can't back up his supposedly "SO FACTUAL IT'S NOT EVEN A THEORY" claim

Keep the cheap insults, they aren't a substitute for substance.
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We are all living in a computer simulation and when we die we just get a new game + mode where we get better after every try.
We all started off as level 1 drug fuck homeless bums, gradually some of us have played the game so much we've become the elite rich.
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>>721940158
Alright so an intentionally harmful genetically modified crops that produces its own pesticides sure is a good thing for a human being

You know that natural alternatives exist to counter threats to crops like the great renowned mycologist Paul Stamets discovered a natural fungi "pesticide"
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>>721935168
Pizza Gate
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>>721940861
pfffffffffffffffffffft
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>>721940480
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>>721939761
I don't know if it's Aliens ,Jews or Alien Jews
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>>721940177
what are you like 50 years old.. its more difficult for the people to accept they've been lied to at your age.
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>>721940895
CTR shills right on time
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>>721940456
>>MY IGNORANCE IS FACT BECAUSE I'M IGNORANT
Be one of Milo's boyfriends and learn to suck a good dick.
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>>721940927
Next you'll be saying China
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>>721940980
The election ended three months ago, let it go.
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>>721940814
>>721940753
>MK Ultra part 2
This
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>>721940822
bitch all you came up with was '' it was all debunked '' and you want air tight facts from me? sure thing kiddo imma waste my time on educating yourself when you have google at your finger tips, but its not even about that, its about you not wanting to believe something you believed your whole life as true was the biggest lie America has ever sold to every soul on this earth. Keep living in darkness is what I say, I dont give a crap if you educate yourself or die a nigger.
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>>721940998
He's going to die of a horrible veneral disease.
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>>721940999
>Next you'll be saying China
One billion uniform controlled Chinese are easy to kill.
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>>721940738
these people put their faith in the history channel lol
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>>721941066
It's your claim, boy. Your job to back it up.

Can't wait for "THE FLAG WAS WAVING" and "NO STARS!?" if you ever actually decide to answer
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>>721935168
Australians will know this one
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>>721941054
So does mean all organic products inside stores are the worst kind it's just so they couldn't sell the good ones quote unquote
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>>721941078
>He's going to die of a horrible veneral disease.
More like he will be owning Twitter after it goes bankrupt.
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>>721940832
There's plenty of options, and you've been exposed to chemical pesticides since you were born. Don't try and pretend natural pest repellents like citronella are going to kill you.
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>>721940807
Obama plays the moslem he plays the bad guy to make Israel look like The victim..its all staged...that faggot nigger is a shabbos goy
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>>721941130

I like how they want '' air tight arguments '' and yet all they can say it, well '' it was all debunked '' . Why the fuck do you care then lol? if you are so sure fuck off I say. Fkin sheeple need to go sheeping somewhere else.
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>>721941179
You know he's just playing you to get paid right?
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>>721941149
>So does mean all organic products inside stores are the worst kind it's just so they couldn't sell the good ones quote unquote
The problem is your are arguing of a fixed opinion and not changing. Obama was about change. Why have you not changed?
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>>721941102
Not 1 billion Americans though so leave racism behind cuz last time I checked Americans are also part Chinese
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>>721941234
>tips
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>>721940753
>crops produces their own harmful pesticides
>pesticides are not fit for human organisms
>consumption of overly harmful chemicals over time leads to illnesses
>not even getting into the shady shit Monsanto has both their feet in
Keep on shilling
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>>721941238
>You know he's just playing you to get paid right?
Fortune favors the brave. Rather play this faggot then Soros. Just a matter of time before they dying liberal hippie machine is another artifact of failed political causes.
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>>721939610
go to bed m knight shamalamb
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>>721941371
And what's wrong with believing in the Paranormal I mean you could just compare paranormal to aliens and then all your problems would be solved there wouldn't
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>>721941454
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Why does paranormal shit and conspiracy theories always end up on /b/ as if /x/ isn't devoted to this shit
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Trump is a conspiracy.

Okay, let me explain. It's not really a conspiracy in the traditional sense. Trump is a hack. He doesn't really have principles. He just does what he thinks will make people like him. He's not a true Republican, he's a flip floper, he's been doing it for years. He was the kid in high school who any could egg on easily. He would do stuff just to impress people. He doesn't really hold any values, right or left wing. He just does thing he think will make him popular.
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>>721939610
you clearly never met anyone suffering from schizophrenia (not the same as "multiple personality disorder")
If you really think someone during a schizophrenic episode is some kind of magic oracle you must be really stupid.

I'm kinda into the Bilderberger shit. Jews did it.
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Flat Earth.
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>>721939974
Quoting Alex Jones here:
>Nobody went? The damn thing isn't even that far away!
>Dude, we had nuclear subs in the '50's, what do you think we have now!?
source : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDxWLGTw9Tg
>3:09 8:40

If Alex Jones is against your conspiracy theory, you might be a retard.
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>>721941454
i dont believe in the paranormal
i live in the real world
theres no such thing as ghosts n shit like that
i dont have all the answers but im smart enough to know whats real and fake
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>>721935168
The illermeenutty are hiding the miraculous of poopsmoking from us

They know it could totally revolutionize the whole wide world

Poopsmoking has so much benefits that you could literally become immortal

You can produce from your own self and it's the greatest thing to get high off
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>>721941609
Lol clever comparison but it can be states to anyone if they want to not exactly the tin hat Theory but I'm free to think am I not
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>>721941260
... No? Like, some of them, sure. But mostly no.
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>>721940402
The landers on the moon can be seen with telescopes on earth.

How do you fake that?
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>>721941853
you think you are free to think but the aliums control all our thoughts
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>>721941749
Ghost could be dispersed plasma energy or actually escaping from the human body doesn't not have to be exactly considered to be a ghost for example where does your conscious go when you die it converts to energy
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>>721937003
I think JFK is the only conspiracy in this thread that makes any sense.
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>>721941317
>I want to get taken for a ride by this guy instead of this other guy
Why not just not get taken for a ride?
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>>721942022
Same here it's only logical solution someone did something stupid
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>>721941749
Apparently I am smarter than you since I have noticed that the very definition of science is too narrow measure everything. The current definitions of science can be used to prove the very simple things. The further you go into quantum mechanics the more you realise what is truth.
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>>721941689
This isn't a conspiracy theory, it's a description of him.
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>>721941724
Funny joke.
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>>721941971
And that's why weed is illegal because it leaves this independent
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>>721939610
Humans are cattle for higher negative beings to feed on. Earth is a loosh farm. A place to collect life energy.
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>>721941724
There are live broadcasts from the ISS as it revolves around the Earth. I'm reasonably confident they're not CGI.
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>>721942428
There are photo lenses that make objects look round.
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>>721940787
>5. You guessed it
Holy shit, I knew the Chinese were behind this
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>>721942263
It's a conspiracy to die hard Trump fanboys. They think he's God
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>>721942477
Dubs don't lie. I have seen such lenses in person. I have more proof of the existence of such lenses than the existence of non-flat earth.
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>>721939974
>no stars
autism, no stars for the same reason you don't see stars on earth during the day, sky is only black because there's no atmosphere
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>>721940738
>refuses to produce evidence
>go educate yourself

literally the argument of people who have no evidence.
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>>721942397
They've wasted several hundred billion potential meals.
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>>721942527
They're stupid people who should be ignored.
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>>721942477
Doesn't change the fact that you can see the Earth spinning. At best, the Earth is a cylinder with rounded sides and flat top and bottom.
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>>721942554
I see, your eyes are still closed. It is not the physical flesh they are after. They are after our energy. To be precise, they seek our negative emotions- anger, fear, pain and everything else that makes us feel miserable.
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>>721941310
nothing in this post is true

time to unfollow David Wolfe's twitter, friend
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>>721941749
You're allowed to think what you're allowed to think I just imagine if you will because imagination is a gateway to more knowledge
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>>721941687
Is anyone ever on x anymore?
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>>721942611
That applies to any die hard politician fan really
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>>721942712
Why allow us to develop creature comforts and automation, then? Wouldn't they have a superior harvest if the world were rife with unspeakable, unfightable eldritch horrors?
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>>721935168
Trump wasn't supposed to win the election and most of this "liberal" backlash is being fueled by the Illuminati (for lack of a better word)
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>>721939974
>"ugh, science is hard" the post
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>>721942779
This and /thread
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>>721941310
Have you ever introduced a new generation into another living thing? It's high school biology, it's really not the big scary boogeyman you want it to be. Research the Cry toxins for example, they haven't been shown to have an effect on humans.
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>>721942732
What are you talking about? GMOs are plants that are altered to produce those natural pesticides and fungicides in higher concentrations, or are otherwise made hardy to more powerful concentrated chemical pesticides. Since the gene for the natural pesticide originated in a plant, was cultivated in a bacteria, and was reinserted into a different plant, there's no denying that plants generate their own pesticides.
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>>721942897
I miss you so much Gee
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I don't know about the Mandela effect but shits happining
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>>721942897
Clarify how many of you think that the John Titor incident was real I didn't but who else does
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>>721939585
>>721939673
could u explain pls
sounds kinda interesting
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>>721942812
So we can feel more miserable if we cannot achieve that or if it gets taken away from us. And also so our senses could be numbed down. It is easier to achieve their goals if we become narcissistic.
Plus, we humans get used to things pretty quickly. We would feel nothing if everything around us was constantly bad.
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>>721941145

Kinda interesting, never heard of that before
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>>721942986
Sorry, gene not generation.
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>>721935168
Israel did it
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>>721943010
it's the harmful part that's untrue. unless you're a giant European Corn Borer that is somehow able to access 4chan, Bt corn is harmless.
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>>721939298
didn't she just hide in an attic for the whole war? sounds uneventful
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>>721935168
i personally believe that there are very few but very poerwful people that literally control the world directly and indirectly with their influence and money.

i think the main reason i believe this is because of all the acid i drop.
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>>721942897
I could buy this. There's a weird split among the wealthy elite.

The ones controlling the media are FURIOUS. From every angle they're trying to push that Trump is an enemy that must be overcome and overthrown, so that we can proceed along the glorious path of Globalism and Diversity. Constant bombardment of the middle and lower classes telling them that everything's going to be awful with him in charge.

And then you've got the handful of people he's selected for his cabinet who, while largely ignorant and unqualified, don't appear to have malicious or nation-destroying intentions. They seem like arrogant wealthy snobs who think that they can do better at governing just because they're rich.
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>>721943298
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>>721940814
How would secretly creating genetically modified food in such a complex way that it organically creates chemicals to be distributed to the population on purpose be smarter, easier or more quiet than just directly poisoning the food in the first place. Why even genetically modify it? It doesn't make sense. It's either going to be bad by accident or not at all.
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>>721943298
And corn and horsemeatst turn us into cannibals
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>>721943063
Haven't heard of him until now but his predictions on Wikipedia sound pretty vague, he was also premature with his WW3 at our doorstep in 2008 prediction
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>>721943361
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>>721937888
some people honestly believe there is a civilization inside earth and that the people there live with elevated consciousness.
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>>721943490
they don't have an elevated consciousness, they're just high on volcano fumes
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I think Lyndon Johnson colluded with the cia to assassinate Kennedy. I also don't think Oswald fired any shots nor did he kill that policeman on his way to the movie theater.
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>>721943490
could be pottable
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>>721943298
They say that toxicity is in the dosage, but I bet if you were fed a microgram of mercury every day for 20 years, at the end of it you might have some health problems that you don't have in a universe where you WEREN'T fed a microgram of mercury every day for 20 years.
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>>721943361
Soda tea alcohol that's as far as I go I don't really think about the manipulation of the food process I don't know about the other guy it was suggested the first honesty goes faster into liquids than solids
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Here's an interesting one.

I used to get mad when people used to say that artificial sweeteners were bad for you. I mean I used to get infuriated. This is because I consider myself to be a scientist and all trustworthy studies have shown no known negative affects of artificial sweeteners. All a drank was artificially sweetened drinks. For the past couple months I've been experiencing prostate/bladder issues. I couldn't drink a cup of water without having to take a piss two or three times from that one cup. (enlarged prostate?) I've had other symptoms as well. I've been off those drinks for about a week now. I can actually have a few glasses without having to piss all the time. Coincidence? Perhaps. All in my head? Maybe. But it's worth throwing out there.
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>>721943115
Cancer is the result of random mutations, usually in a single cell, which allows unregulated cell growth. There are uncountable numbers of causes, from carcinogens to oncogenes to plain old chance. One of the biggest reasons people thousands of years ago didn't get cancer is because they simply didn't live long enough to develop it. Because every cancer is different, not only based on the stage and cause but also origin, it is impossible to have a cure-all. We can't stop mutations from happening so treatment is the best option, which has come a long way. Childhood leukemia for example has a survival rate of about 90%.
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>>721943593
Aspartame doesn't cause brain tumors, but that doesn't mean it's not bad for you.

Saccharine is a legitimate carcinogen though.
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>>721943521
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode or was that American Dad Oswald was a secret service agent thought of something on the grassy knoll
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>>721939468
>>721940438
right before the february revolution 1.6% of the bolshevik party were jewish
kill yourself homo
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>>721937716

> yfw you can use math to prove that the earth is not hollow

>>721937172

> you can see the shit humans left on the moon through a telescope
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>>721941689
You should cross reference what you just said with the definition for conspiracy
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>>721939298
There is no conspiracy theory relating to her at all
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>>721943593
Unscientific!! Tin foil hat!! Science already proved safe and effective safe and effective!!! Go be a religion person, paranoid schizophrenic!!
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>>721943519
>high on volcano fumes
next level shit there bro
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>>721943593
>not knowing that scientists sometimes lie or hide some truth
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>>721943649
Or because the first sign of cancer would kill them, and they didn't tend to do autopsies or diagnoses back then unless they were REALLY important.
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>>721943593
You may have diabetes. Get it checked out.
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aliens
astronauts and pilots see ufos all the time you wouldn't believe
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>>721943787
There is no evidence suggesting anything of that sort, you paranoid conpiracy tin fag. In fact, what you're doing is wreckless and dangerous by spreading lies and untruths which could cost someone their life. You should be arrested and jaled for such treason against humanity.
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>>721943686
lol. I'm him. Read up on why Saccharine was banned, what happened during the tests, and why it was later unbanned, then come back and talk to me.
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>>721943833
My uncle is a pilot and a conspiracy nut.

Never mentioned any UFOs.
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>>721943593
wasnt there a study linking splenda with cancer or something like that not to long ago?

anywho. how can anyone even be sure about studies? even if their sample size was a million people you could still be the one in a million and one chance that you react negatively to it.
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>>721943900
TIN FOIL FAGGOT WHERE IS YOUR PROOF!??? THERE IS NONE AND NO CREDIBLE PROFESSIONALS HAVE A CONCENSUS ON SUCH TRIPE AND BOLLOX
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>>721937003
There were so many shooters from so many different groups trying to shoot Kennedy from the grassy knoll that day that fights broke out.

Kennedy was shot so many times only his legs were left.
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The Holocaust was largely exaggerated and was mainly used as a propaganda tool to justify invading Europe when Japan attacked.
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>>721943885
Try harder. Your bait game is lacking.
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>>721944025
you seem slightly confused on events
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>>721939298
She was cute
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>>721943942
It's really frustrating when a statistical outlier swings the results of an entire massive study.

Like, there was a new vaccine released in Europe back in... 2011? 2012? Anyways, something like 800,000 people were inoculated with the vaccine, and like 12 of them developed temporary narcolepsy as a direct, verified result.

That's still 799,988 people that are now immune to that particular disease with no major side effects, but the internet EXPLODED with "vaccines are bad they cause incurable diseases they cause autism blah blah blah."
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>>721943926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlfBh8tx8Hs
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>>721943415
That are Call of Duty 3 being on psychological conditioning possible tin hat Theory
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>>721944120
i guess the suffering of a few is okay if many others come out fine. still sucks for those few though, and im sure if one of those few where you or someone you loved your opinions would be different.

its easy to look at the bigger picture of things so we can justify it. but i guess im just a hippie for thinking every life is important.
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>>721944134
Looks like a submarine in the water.
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>>721944171
And Call of Duty not being the only one involved in that matter Like Ace Combat
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>>721944321
t; all of them
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>>721943537
microgram = 0.000001 grams

0.000001 x 365 x 20 = 0.0073 grams

min. lethal dose of toxic methylmercury is 20 mg per kg of body weight

so a 40 kg manlet like you would require

20x40, or 800 mg, or 0.8 grams, or 109 times what you'd get by taking a microgram of mercury every day for 20 years
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>>721944286
No one died, and the effects were temporary.

It's like when someone takes an aspirin and has an allergic reaction. Should we ban aspirin because someone might feel itchy for a while? Or how about when someone takes ibuprofen or another NSAID and develops an ulcer?

Medicine doesn't work for everyone. That doesn't mean medicine is dangerous or shouldn't be available.
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finland doesnt exist. prove me wrong, protip you cant
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>>721944381
its not THAT bad so i guess its okay right?
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>>721944286
So you think no one should get vaccines so measles can make a comeback (like it is now) or so people who medically cannot get the vaccine can suffer? Do you even know what herd immunity is? Yes you're just a stupid fucking hippie.
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>>721943334
nah man, bitch was found and died in camp
>off by 1
you poor boy
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>>721944381
A lethal dose is imminently deadly. I didn't say lethal, I said health problems.
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>>721944358
Still don't have one for Watch Dogs though I might be at the only honest one in there for a legitimate creativity because it's always us against of major multi-billion corporation regardless
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>>721943649
thx bro
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>>721944296
the picture isn't the focus of the case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw_DNHEvwck
british sensibility is
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>>721944502
another victim?
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>>721944512
Can't deny that. The phrase "mad as a hatter" comes from the fact that professional hat makers back in the 1800s often used mercury in their products, and often developed dementia as a result. Not even from ingesting it - just inhaling stray bits or absorbing small amounts through the skin over the years.
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Guys, could you all just stop memeing so hard?
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>>721944495
no i didnt say that.
stop implying shit it makes u look like a jackass.

all i said is every life is important.

>>721944425
again its not about the medicine. its just the lives of these people.

my point is it sucks to say its okay for them to suffer, even temporarily, for the benefits of others. but thats just how the world works and until we find a better way of going about it, then it should continue that way. i only ask lets not pretend its okay or right.
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>>721944701
Back to History Channel now to Discovery continue on with the conspiracies
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>>721935980
i hope you know that you're not making a shred of sense. not in the slightest. actually, youd make more sense if you spoke a foreign language because then I'd just be at zero, whereas now you're in a making sense deficit due to your ability to speak my language multiplied by your fucktardedness
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>>721937003
Some people think oswald was actually covering JFK. Like, he was his protection but when he failed to protect, he got iced.
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>>721935168
youtube.com/watch?v=VvlAxDg2Uls
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>>721944951
you'd just be at zero

fuck, now im making less sense just causei read your cancerous post
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>>721944502
oven treatment?
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>>721944990
Can't do it fixed point in time again
Couldn't save them Doctor Who.
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>>721939468
the jews were nothing more than bolsheviks who boycotted germany and tried to start a revolution. they were sent to camps as prisoners because of their crimes and anti-germany action. believe me, literally every country back then did this to enemies of the state. many of them died to typhus, and a lot also starved to death, because the alliance bombed the camps and destroyed most supplies.
also the numbers are invented, the 6 gorillion is a jewish meme which most of world's population has fallen to.
not all jews are evil though. by saying all jews are evil we are giving (((them))) the power to play the anti-semitism card. only the high level jews have a lot power.
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>>721945247
>they weren't killed!
>but also they deserved it anyway!
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>>721935168
9/11 was an inside job. Everything about that attack was just far to convenient.
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>>721944806
I get frustrated when one of the freak cases of these medicinal trials sues the developer or the government for millions of dollars.

"HOW DARE YOU NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE 1/250,000 CHANCE THAT I MIGHT EXPERIENCE SIDE EFFECTS?!"

This is why when you read a bottle of over the counter pain killers, the list of potential side effects is horrifying. "Stroke, heart attack, hemorrhaging, hematoma, sudden death." Because if they DIDN'T list that stuff, and someone (against ridiculous odds) experienced one of those, the manufacturer gets sued.

Now, I'm not one to defend Big Pharma's bank account. That shit is obscenely overpriced. But it's disingenuous and ungrateful to retaliate against a service or product that helps the VAST majority of people just because something bad happened to you or a love one out of shit luck.

And also, simply LISTING THE SIDE EFFECTS can cause people to experience them. It's called the nocebo effect. Listing potential side effects probably causes more people to experience them than not listing them, just because people are paranoid hypochondriacs that will worry themselves into becoming sick even when they're taking medicine.

Can't we just slap a label on the side of a bottle saying "All medicine has potential side effects, consult your doctor if this medicine is right for you."?
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>>721943885
dude, i thought you were in science?
this shit has been well documented, it's not conspiracy nonsense, how can you be in science and not know this
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>>721935168
The Holocaust has been greatly exaggerated. My reason? Just look at the damn creature!
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>>721945178
Or I could say Quantum Leap
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>>721940595
wrong. if the nazis lived in the white house then this shitty country wouldnt be so fucked up. I dont think you understand the meaning of national socialism. US is reverse of that
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>YouTube
>astronaut blocks ufo with hand during space walk

SOMEONE EXPLAIN
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The only way to know to be sure is to use the scientific method research the subject hypothesize experiment report results not to whom or they or a government group but publish it online remember to expand your mind gentlemen regardless of what someone tells you what you can physically do with your own hands and what you can think with your own mind
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>>721944609
>victim
you'd be lying if you think she didn't deserve it.
fuck anyone trying to hide from the reich

>>721945122
idk if she was burned but she died in a camp. afaik she died of a disease
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Remember the mantra the kiss method keep it simple stupid
That is what I always think of for beginning science experiment
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this may not be considered a conspiracy per say, but the idea that DMT doesnt make you trip, but rather show you the REAL reality beyond this one, or in fact that this one really isnt real and is just an illusion.
Well think about it. If this reality were real, then why does it only exist because of molecules forming together to give the impression of solid objects when nothing in fact is a solid object, or an object at that. Or the fact that the emotions we feel are nothing more than chemical reactions in our bodies. Feelings arent even fucking real, man! We think they are cuz of how they make us feel, but its just chemicals, man! Fucking chemicals!
So wtf is actually real? I dont think any of this is real, man.
Because when its all said and done, none of this shit is gonna matter, and with that, it doesnt matter now and it never did.
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>>721945282
holocaust never happened. but it should have, nazis should have done better at killing commie zionists.
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>>721935168
Jews
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Regardless of what the textbook say I'm pretty sure those places still exist so it did happen
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>>721945908
>>721945926
>>721946080
>when are you fuckers gonna get it?
>None of this matters
>when you die, you go to the other side and you forget everything!
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>>721945832
if you had done DMT, you would know that it doesnt show you anything "real", it makes you realize that reality depends entirely on your perspective of existence, nothing is " real" or "fake".
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>>721945832
I would love if what you said was true, but we both know that it sadly is not like this.
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all your conspiracy theories are boring.

I think this is all a simulation and the creator of this simulation is some advanced multi-dimensional gamer toying with black holes and shit.
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>>721946174
I have not done DMT. I never said I did.
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>>721945599
My first thought was space debris. The boomerang thing is almost certainly just a chunk of broken metal from a booster drop or satellite spinning through orbit.

And like half of those little lights looked like they were edited in on top of the original footage.

The other half though is legitimately confusing. Could just be meteorites getting slung by a magnetic field, and he was blocking them because the shine was irritating his eyes. Or could be aliens. I dunno.
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>>721946167
Don't get me wrong I don't want to get caught in their petty shit but they keep on not posting good stuff so it's conceivable I will hold my judgement until it's rationally explained in a calm manner
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Anyways until the Simpsons did it people get out of the place I'll be here
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>>721946245
I suggest trying it though, quite interesting experience.
>>721946244
well, technically yes. there's no evidence that we are NOT a simulation. most likely a simulation made in a quantum computer.
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>>721946364
There is legitimate reason to suspect that the universe is a simulation. If it is a simulation, then it is undeniable that it has a designer.

I doubt such a designer is an all loving, all knowing, paragon of wisdom and good-will. They're probably more in the vein of a competent network admin; he knows fundamentally how his system works, has a general idea of all the bits and pieces and how they're operating, and can tinker with it at will. On a universal scale, such a being might be called a God.
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>>721946559
We all know already that was a war for profit scheme and we're not exactly sure who so you say Jewish people did but you have no proof to the pudding so speak so quiet
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>>721946653
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>>721946559
>most likely a simulation made in a quantum computer
1. If it was true, does it mean we would never reach quantum technology? Because it would be dumb for the "things" controlling our simulation (if they can control it)
2. who would be behind all this? aliens? humans trying to hold us down? people that search for the most intelligent individuals?
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>>721946653
Going back to Robin Williams what was the body designed by committee
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>>721946759
1; correct
2; you and everything in existence
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>>721946759
VMWare exists. There's no reason we can't simulate a quantum computer within a quantum computer.

We could just be a cosmic game of Sim City.
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No matter how hard They try , you simply cannot melt jet beams with steal fuel. /thread
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>>721946852
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>>721946892
You can fatigue the metal and reduce it's load-bearing strength by more than half, though.
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>>721946735
these people who profited from it were mostly jews. also it literally gave Israel more power in the middle east, the US sent troops there to fight against enemies of Israel.
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>>721946759
>>721946852
>>721946653
>>721946559
>>721946244
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>>721935168
That this is a datamining thread.
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>>721946188
you cant prove that
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>>721947077
Corrupt individuals who exist in any religion just look at the Crusades powers-that-be switch off regardless of who they are eventually America will be the second war for profit area or for the second time
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>this guy is making groundbreaking technology: http://kuribo64.net/board/thread.php?pid=81224#81224
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>>721946759
it actually would be possible to create a simulation like ours within 30-50 years, a mini-universe. IF there's some being who created us, I dont think it gave a fuck about it, it could just shut down our existence.
although I personally think it must be a lot more complicated than just a theory that we are a computer that someone created. we don't know anything what possibilities are real beyond are universe (and our mind, technically).
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>>721947257
If it's an ad it's a ad if it's a coded message I don't have the cipher key
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>>721946852
A simulated universe would have errors due to bit rot if nothing else.

No such errors have ever been found in nature.

Yet we find all of the expected error types in human misperceptions, illusions, delusions, hallucinations, confabulations and so on, in nearly endless varieties.

The material universe is real.

We are the simulators.
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>>721947589
Only because people don't update the software to make people learn faster just my own speculation of this guy's Theory
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>>721947589
Surely in all the vastness of space, an object hasn't just randomly disappeared, never to be seen again.

I'm pretty sure that's happened with my socks, often enough. I'm half sure that my dryer is simply eating them.
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>>721947589
interesting way of thinking. well, material universe can't exist without consciousness that can perceive it. our existence is a paradox. but it's extremely hard to make any assumptions about anything, technically we dont know shit about stuff that lies outside of our own mind and thoughts because of physics. reality is weird as fuck.
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>>721947813
Consuela has stolen your socks
That are you just didn't look underneath the damn thing cuz you got to keep on going deeper
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>>721948034
Slow your roll observe your surroundings and watch plenty of Mythbusters
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>>721948034
>material universe can't exist without consciousness that can perceive it.

This is a "fill-in" for a mind that has not perceived a universe without it.
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>>721935168
Big Tobacco is the secret force behind the push to legalize weed everywhere because they know if it becomes legal at the federal level, they will have even more lazy idiots smoking name-brand joints laced with additives then they ever had smoking cigarettes and more money than they can imagine will flow into their coffers.
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>>721948325
The Smart Ones Will test their stuff to know if it's not laced buddy
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>>721948325
Well first they would have to criminalize self-growing, like they do with tobacco. In the states that have legalized weed, self-growing is legal provided you don't have too many plants.
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>>721947589
I think I've actually seen an article about scientists finding an error in some constant, more precisely in the speed of light.
It is quite possible that I don't remember correctly and/or that it was some PopSci article, so don't burn me on a stake for my reply, please.
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>>721948539
I remember that. It wasn't what it sounded like.
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>>721948514
they wouldn't have to criminalize it, people are fucking lazy enough that most would look at a clay pot and go fuck it and just buy the ready made store bought stuff. look at the number of people who eat out or get Starbucks when they can make the same thing at home.
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>>721948539
Long till the day that we can physically transport ourselves amongst the data stream I don't think faster-than-light travel will be possible but then again maybe we already did the process back in the fifties when we sent all those satellites and probes out so we wouldn't have to wait so long to travel to the place since the satellites already at the location we want to travel just spitballing it here literally just thought that off the top of my brain
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>>721942775
I did some X 2 nites ago
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>>721948778
Voyager 2 is something like 13 billion miles away.

Loooooooooong way to go.
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>>721944091
There's an album about that
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>>721948778
Jesus fucking christ how fast do you think data travels? Protip: At or slower than light.
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>>721939734
>he also sings for The Algorithm
What in the actual fuck. Is this true?
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>>721948962
I wouldn't know I just thought it up I wasn't sure how fast it physically travels I'm not a physicist or technology specialist I personally follow the wing it category doesn't mean I'm no slouch though
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>>721948962
Only because we don't know shit about quantum entanglement.

I mean, technically, the speed would still be light speed, it just wouldn't have to traverse any distance.
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>>721939610
stop watching dr who and go to bed
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>>721941759
I fucking hate people like this. And I believe that most of Area 51s advanced tech is stored in NORAD.
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>>721942775
No one of substance.
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nasa will never put out a live video of the full earth spinning, because its flat.
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>>721943347
It's the illuminatly
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>>721941687
>rendom
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>>721949486
No shit Sherlock that's like the first place it goes after testing
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>>721949552
Explain the rotation smartass
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>>721949486
Or keep it stashed the abandoned facility to the north in out of the pyramid-shaped one with the top part cut off the launch facility
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>>721950152
God I can't remember the state that's it
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>>721949205
quantum nonsense
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>>721950306
Well we doing about a power source that can do it I believe mr. Gore pointing that one out but the wife was a intolerant of music so we had not vote him as a president
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