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brown eyes; gas yourself

>>721922284
Tommy Wiseau's bastard child

>>721922284
Are you 15 ?
MODS

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>>721922376
Sorry, lighting is shit and the phone was across the room.

>>721922714
No I am not.

>>721922284
Don't listen to these guys on whas alpha- Infants are pretty alpha according to their theories.

When you do get a girl, after you never dress like that again, lay her on the bed- watch her roll around in the nude, survey the land God gave you to conquer- Go to town on her, make the L word to her, not to each other like two fags- be a man and make love to her, devour her- and when you both can't take it anymore, fuck her brains out-

Don't worry little buddy, you won't be a faggy virgin forever-

>>721922284

why neo nazis aways look like that awkward guy who can't talk, or even get close to a girl?

>>721922284
keep up the good work anon

>>721923486
The best part about that is that I can't get close to a girl emotionally.

I am a homosexual NatSoc

>>721923767
>721923767
That's like, a Jewish NatSoc. WTF

>>721922284
You look like you smell like butt sex and wet dog.

>>721923767

lol

well then, I'm sure you won't be able to get a guy either.

>>721923907
Hey, Ernst Rohm of the S.A. was homosexual.
Sure he was killed for it but still.

>>721922284
Cute but mentally fucked up. What a waste. Guess the closest you will ever get to a girl is the thing we're having here and for your misfortune I'm black.

>>721923907

well, if it isn't some other anon pretending to be OP, I hope he will eventually see the irony, or even better, the pic is ironic and we sre just stupid

>>721922284
Are you one of those sign flippers?

>>721924637
The best in the business.

>>721922284

you look like you could be good trap material

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>>721924878
A job meant for black and Hispanic youth.

>40kek.png

schoolshooter/10

>>721924999

trips have spoken, if you're gay like you're saying, put on some panties and post some pics

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Op in his natural habitat

>>721925315
Needs more hakenkreuz and you got it.

>>721923329
what even is this?

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>>721925307
I don't have panties but I have these.

This fag can't even be a nazi right with that fucking imperial German flag. Go breath in mustard gas you Hitler cuckold

>>721926162
... Is it the imperial flag you're saying I can't be a Nazi right for? Not the whole homosexual thing or the most recent image.

>>721926139

MY FUCKING GOD

I was just kinda joking, I didn't know I was right.

you're pretty though, if it wasn't for this stupid nazi bullshit, I would most definitely fuck you.

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>>721922284
>>721926139
This is why nobody takes the alt-right seriously.

>>721926530
Haha, yeah that's true. We got Milo, and then me. Some of us are cool though, like The Golden One.

>>721926530

as Trump would say...

WRONG

nobody takes the alt-right seriously because you guys are just a bunch of racist relics, clinging to hate and irrational fear.

>>721926344
>>721926477
Double dubs

>>721926716
Milo is Alt-Lite at most.

>>721926811
If you are going to accuse us of racism then tell us what is so racist about our beliefs!

>>721922284
I know you edgelords have giant "punish me, daddy" fantasies and whatnot, but seriously, which camp do you think Uncle Hitler would have sent your gay ass to?

>>721927083

Milo is just a lame troll, that piece of shit don't believe in nothing

>>721927170
lol

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>>721925698
Extremely wishful thinking.

>>721927170

if you attribute any negative trait of any given person to their race, as you guys do, that's racism.

simple as that

>>721922284
You look exactly like the kinda guy who looks around before saying something racists. Need to make sure your ass wont get kicked. Which from how the pic looks like it happens a lot.

>>721927522
One of the most natural processes there is.

>>721927656
That is what I try to tell people.

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>>721926139

>>721923767
What's it like being so fucked in the head that you voluntarily join a group whose biggest achievement was the efficient systematic extermination of people like you? How does it feel to be a member of an organization whose stated goal is your death, and whose other members find your lifestyle so revolting that they earnestly advocate murdering you?

>>721927522
Racism is believing that one race is superior to another race. Criticizing common behavoirs from from a race is not racism. We make no judgements about who is better. Many Alt-Righters understand the issues with whites, also.

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>>721927875

Nothing to roast. You are a God made manifest.

>>721922284
Nice penis faggot

>>721922284
you/he looks like he would cry in 5 seconds if someone confronted you/him.

>>721927749
People have been brainwashed, particularly since WWII, to believe that we are all equal. It's why Europe is filled to the brim with enemies and citizens actively conspire against their own people.

>>721927913

believing one race is superior is also racist, but...

I did not say that criticizing behaviours is racist, I said that attributing bad behaviour to the race of any given person, is.

saying someone is bad because they are black, is racist.

but saying a black person is bad, without attributing it to race, is not.

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>>721926139
WTF? .......so let me get this straight

>Gay Fem NatSoc

.....I don't even know what to say. I'm speechless.

>>721928387
You have constructed a strawman around your view of the Alt-Right. Most peolple in the Alt-Right do not say the views you have tried to show through your strawman.

>>721926139
I uhh... uh
I'm confused as fuck

>>721928788
>>721928711
Most people are.

>>721926811
I'm not part of the alt-right, anon.

>>721928874
Where's the timestamp bitch

how did nobody rate this a....


nein/10

>>721926139
love your kitty socks. got more?

>>721928768

you must live in an ~alternative~ reality then.

the only thing I see in the alt right is people saiyng black people are bad just because they are black, jewish people are moneygrabbers just because they are jewish, muslims are violent just because they are muslims.

never seen an alt-right person act any different.

you always attribute bad behaviour to the group the person belongs, like it's a specific trait of the group, it being black people, muslims, jews, latinos, etc.

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>>721929231
Coming right up.

>>721923486
Because they are that awkward guy who can't talk, or even get close to a girl

>>721929836

rhetorical question, anon...

>>721929257
I wouldn't doibt some of thaf is trollong, but at least the intellectuals in the Alt-Right do not act like that. If people are acting ignorantly racist they are not true Alt-Righters, we call those people 1488ers. The Alt-Right is more about believing the human race woulf suffer less if races had distinct nations, and not multiculturalism.

Are you on the autism spectrum OP?

>>721929786
holy shit lol
epic, just epic.

>>721926139
Wut......... WUT

>>721929966
No.

>>721929257
Do you have a Kik or Twitter, so we can continue this conversation tommorrow? I need to sleep.

>>721929786
Sharpie in the pooper faggot.

>>721929068
And we have a Winrar

>>721922284

Get a haircut, hippy

>>721930192
I don't own any sharpies. But I got something better than a sharpie.

>>721930462
Big ass dragon dildo?

>>721930462
Then post it you piece of shit.

>>721922284
like you roasted the jews?

>>721922284
Gets beat up by half a nigger/10

>>721930558
No.

But I'm gonna get one soon.

a gay nazi? It's good to have goals, I guess. Even if they take you absolutely nowhere in life.

>>721930462
Plz go out dressed as you are and buy a pack sharpies then proceed to shove them up your ass and the till.

>>721930692
You live somewhere in the middle of US no? Why do you have a Norwegian flag

>>721929947

>alt-right
>intellectuals

pick one

the alt-right believie the human race would suffer less if races had distinct nations, and not multiculturalism, because you guys think your race (white, and don't try t deny the alt-right is predominantly white) is inherently superior to any other race.

you want a segregated world because you think other races are a nuisance (I'm being generous here, I know you guys think every non white is just subhuman), you believe only white people are virtuous, and any other races you believe are inherently bad, would just halt what you think is progress.

you guys ignore all the history of the world, base your views in half truths (like, "white men invented/discovered almost everything", which isn't a lie, but you ignore context, that's why it is a half truth).

you need to learn that just because someone has a differen sking color, different facial traits, and was born in another place and another context, this doesn't make them inferior to you.

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>>721930937
Norwegian ancestry.
>>721930627
Here.

>>721930087

I don't, I don't really like these things, it removes us from reality pretending to be an expansion of the world.

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>>721922284
I rate you 1 punch you degenerate pathetic fuck.

>>721929786
>>721931589
Lovely~ I wish you were my pet (=^x^=)~

>>721931589

these ass pimples, you should spend less time sitting down in front of your computer, go out for a walk, talk to people, this may help you get over this nazi bullshit.

>>721929947
They're nazis. Just come out and say it you fucking cuck.

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>>721931764
Do you want the gas?
Because you will get the gas.

>>721931906
That's from shaving with a cheap razor.

show more butt please, so cute.

>>721932021

these are the kind of pimples you get even if you don't shave.

these are the pimples you get if you sit down for a long time regularly.

>>721931589
Now carve daddies little slut on your chest.

>>721932416
I may be a degenerate homosexual.

But that is too much degeneracy for me.

>>721932522
What a bitch.

>>721927875

I would honestly like to see OP answer this seriously.

>>721932891
what this anon said

fuck off nigger lover

>>721931928
You say that but you're a degenerate, and I look and act like an ideal German citizen. So...

>>721933222
fuck off nigger hater

>>721932891
I mean, some people really want to off themselves, so... Hoping for future gas chambers?

>>721922284
wannabe nazi faggot i bet you suck cock you little worthless piece of shit hitler would have gassed you

Hitler youth prom.. or was it sadie hawkins..

>>721927875
>>721932891
For an honest answer: I believe that I have a responsibility to do twice as much work, protection, etc. for my people to make up for my lack of breeding due to my homosexuality. It is honestly, difficult. I am not a member of a national socialist organization, as I am homosexual, and a homosexual member would be bad for the image of a nazi party. But, I am not actively part of the LGBT community because most of it is filled with public degeneracy (ie, pride parades).

>>721926139
Would plow

The gay nazi OP should get a pet sex slave nigger. That could make for a good sitcom.

>>721933704
Yes he would.

>>721931589
>"Ancestry"
>North American detected.

>>721933952
That's actually a good idea.

>>721933629

you know there are more practical ways of killing yourself, right?

put some wet towels in the door and window gaps, open a butane/propane container inside your room and wait.

What kinda of music does a hitler youth dance to anyway.. hip hops out, no R&B is out.. Can dance to country music wearing an arm band.. Metals cool but you never get to cop a feel.. No wonder he is so angry I mean he just wants to dance.. I bet he just masterbates furiously to footloose on the regs.. Nazifag

>>721930000
check

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>>721934007
I wish I wasn't American...

>MFW not real German Norwegian
>MFW Irish to make it worse

>>721922284

Handsome and White.

But you're not perfect. Cut that hair, faggot.

>>721922284
One day, for you sake I hope one day soon, you will be very ashamed of yourself. Being self hating doesn't make you cool or special or different.

>>721934046
I mean, I think nazis are the product of thinking being edgy makes themselves smart. Mixed in with being too much of a fuckup to succeed without the definition of succeeding changing to "being white and masturbating all day". So to me this is well within that sphere of failson.

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As a member of the of Haus Hohenzollern, This isn't one of our fags, not really sure where this weird looking fuck came from, but your flying the wrong flags for the NAZI party you idget. Those are our Families Prussian Flags, Kill yourself.

>>721933910
Dude you are the degeneracy. Being this much of a cuck is TEXTBOOK degeneracy. At least the LGBT folks aren't licking the boots of people who want to gas you. They have some god damned self respect.

sooo, you like guys with short hair?

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>>721934628
At least I don't march out in public wearing....
You know...

>>721922284
Skinny untermensch. Off to the gas chambers with you.

>>721934782
Yeh.

>>721934859
Why does it have to mean that you pretend to be a nazi?

No really your perfect man has short hair?? Or you would just prefer this guy with short hair?

>>721933910

breeding isn't the main purpose of your life, stop hating yourself.

you don't need to protect ~your people~, the only thing you owe to anyone else is respect, the same way they should respect you, regardless of your homosexuality.

there's nothing wrong with you, you're different from most people and I know this must be hard, but you're no inferior, there's no need to compensate anything.

reading this thread, I imagine you got this nazi bullshit from your parents, and you got along with it because it's easier to avoid confrontation.

the good thing is, you're not a member of any natsoc bullshit, but I'm sure you know there's a lot of homos between the nazis, like, A LOT!

and you should learn a bit more about the parades, yeah, sure nowadays it's quite exagerated, it became just a party without much meaning, but, you should free yourself, be happy, you look young, under 20, nobody owns you, nobody controls your life.

But Nazis hated german homosexuals, op

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>>721935015
>Pretend

>>721922284
you look like you really enjoy mayo

>>721934859
Dude, your gay ass nazi cosplay shit is 100 times worse than this. Like, that guy looks dumb, you look like the most autist fuck I have ever seen. He's proud he's got an okay dadbod. You're rightly too ashamed to go outside in your nazi_but_with_buttplug cosplay. You look a hundred times more degenerate than anyone at a gay thing.

Im wondering now which group has greater numbers Gay Nazi's of Gay Cowboys?

how many nigger dicks have you choked on OP?

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>>721922284
Real Nazis learned the german language and dont look like a Transvestite Ron Weasley

>>721922284
One day you'll look back on this and feel stupid. But you should know that other than being a nazi, you're perfectly normal, and are capable of just living a normal life. I'm serious when I say life is better when you stop hating yourself and realise you're just a person.

turd

I can vouch for one nigger dick he didnt choke on.. and when he was done he said my what a lovley tea party

>>721923994
>You look like you smell like butt sex and wet dog.


lol faggot if your gonna insult some one, do it with proper grammar.

>>721936001
>lol faggot if your gonna insult some one, do it with proper grammar.
>if your gonna insult some one
>your
>do it with proper grammar
Hmmm

>>721935161
Breeding is the primary focus of a species, and I need to protect my people. "The most precious possession you have in the world is your own people. And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith."
-Adolf Hitler, Mein Führer.
And as surprising as it may be, I come from a family that is more on the liberal side of things

>>721935251
Meh. Only ever had it in tuna.

>>721935454
None.
Only choke on white dicks.

>>721935662
I kek'd.

>>721936204

least my sentence made sense. :P thats spelling not grammar u retard

Respect OP
We must all do our part to further the survival of our volk and a future for our children.

>>721922284
>couldn't even make/buy a proper Nazi armband / 10
You need a haircut if you want to be a skinhead, faggot.

>>721923329
I think I "L" you, Anon. Prime advice.

If you want us to roast you.. atleast tell us if ur a dude or a girl

>>721926139
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick.
I am so screencapping this...
>to be reposted on /pol/ every day

>>721931589
moar!

>>721928339
There's a difference between equal ability and equality under the law.

>>721922284
>not being a Kekistani
What is the point

>>721936442

>Breeding is the primary focus of a species

not really, sure it's instinctive for most people,that's how a species thrive, so let THEM breed like rabbits.

but you're gay, you may have the desire of having children, but you don't like woman.

not everyone who crossdress have the desire to be a woman, so I'm not sure, but, you probably wish you could experience this breeding desire as a woman, and you hate yourself for that.

or you don't have the desire, but you feel you should for some reason.

and camon, quoting Hitler? the guy invaded Russia during winter, he wasn't very bright.

and at the risk of sounding like an american...

the most precious possession you have in the world is your free will, your freedom, your individuality, you don't own anything beside respect to ~your people~.

the bullshit quote you posted is just political propaganda, used to rally the masses for the benefit of the elites, almost like Trump is doing nowadays.

and well, if your parents are more liberal, stop embarassing them.

How does it feel to be respected by no one?

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>>721926139

Oh gaaaad, this clown is my countryman.

Get a haircut and a job you socially retarded delinquent.

>>721926139
So you're a Nazi and a total cock-eating-faggot.

>cool.jpg

>>721929786

Thats now how we write dates in Norway. Its day/month/year.

Altso, its 8:00 now.

Good try though.

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>>721926139

>>721922284
You're a little late for columbine

The Nazi's lost your last lifetime. Quit it.

>>721922733
Not blue enough, kill yourself.

>>721938866
He's from the US...... read the thread

>>721933910
Give yourself some time, buddy. Go on and think about how retarded you are :)
You have all the time in the world

>>721938866
He's in the US; Eastern Time. Schools here teach kids to write dates mm/dd/yyyy because we're fucking stupid like that.

>>721938000
I don't fucking know, tripfag.

>>721938002
I have no desire to be a woman. And Hitler was a genius. I'm saddened that he was not able to rule Germany for a longer time. He was a fantastic man and an amazing leader.

>>721938821
Yep.

>>721938943
Is something wrong?

>>721938956
It's too late for Columbine. Never too late to make a new legacy though...

>>721939010
I'll take down enough Islamists with me to make ISIS give up.

>>721923767
NatSoc Juden
Queers for Islam
KKK Negro Chapter
Hitler's Kids

>>721939519
I am 17 going on 18.

>>721939519
Hey while I'm at it: anarcho capitalist

>>721939642
Don't forget: Feminists for equality.

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>>721939506
>I don't fucking know, tripfag.
I'll give you a passport

>>721939624
So still, underage b&. MODS!

>Imma gnatzee lol bite the kkkurb nigger

AB would eat your faggot ass alive dude.

>>721922284
You look like you noisily eat dunkaroos at bus stops.

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>>721939807
Thanks.

I'll be visiting you while I'm there.