ITT Best of 4chan.

>>721890814
why did this make me kek?

Post that one with the guy that identified as a "Goofy"

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>>721892463

Le mao! Four Chan! Very good memes freund!

These are fucking quality. Keep them coming

>>721890982
because is true

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Recent stuff on /tv/

>>721890814
plot twist, he was raped on this leather sofa but is supressing the rest of the memory

>>721890814
fuck this one made me kek for no reason

>>721890814
Classic. Still think about it and chuckle to my self once in a while

>>721890919
kek, first time i see this

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>>721893654

Anyone have "sky's rim belongs to the nords?" Its my fav but I don't have it saved

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>>721895900

>>7218959
FUCKING 1 OFF

>>721895971

>>721890919
Wtf is this even about?

>>721890459
OP is trash

>>721890814
I have a moment like that too

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>>721895886

>>721897068
Absolutely nothing! Just an epic level troll.

>>721890924
this one always gets me kekkin'

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I remember a few days ago this one guy on /d/ was requesting pictures of hands, here's the screencap someone took

>>721890919
Not 4chan dumbass

>>721897190
Legendary

>>721897307
Thank god. I was concerned he was just that stupid.

>>721893356
top fucking kek

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>>721897256
That's pretty good, I laughed! Although I have to wonder why the story was cut off before he stabbed a gladius into the axe dragging mead swilling barbarian pile of shit and reclaimed skyrim for the empire.

>>721897256
kek

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>>721899166
Wrong greentext.

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Not /b/, but worthy.

>>721898350
aw man this is great

>>721899071
>engaged
doesnt mean shes not a virgin right?

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>>721893626
I really really really want to believe this.

>>721892060
fucking dying rn

>>721897187
Fuck

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>>721899166
>>721899313
nope it was the right one it gave the rigt amount of bloodflow and that twist at the end made me fucking laugh.

A+ anon may the gods bestow you with the greatest pussy you have ever fucked.

>>721902329
"You thought that you outsmarted me but I outsmarted your outsmarting!"

>>721892060
shit i should do some drugs

>>721890814
Always love this one, such a simple but quality post

>>721902847
jezus christ people are dumb, no wonder trump won

>>721902219
>>721903581

Anyone who's actually done acid would tell you it's complete bullshit

>>721898418
#burnmecca

>>721899071
Anyone have any follow up to the story? Fucking hilarious

Just bumping this thread

Still reading and lmaoing my ass off

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here's my greentext of how I got out 6 months off work full pay and a $9000 payout

>Be 23 (6 years ago)
>Work shitty walmart job deli counter
>been there 5 years
>at that point where I do just enough to get payed but not get fired
>been depressed for 2 years docs switched me to new meds
>typical fat greasy customer comes up
>demands deli meats, no please no thank you
>manager knows i'm on new meds, customer getting angry because the deli meat it wants needs to be sliced to order and the 3 seconds between his demand and me grabbing the meat is too long for him
>customer is swearing loud enough for half the store to hear
>manager comes over begins shouting at me raather than customer
>fuck it turn to face the two of them new meds dull my ability to care so lower inhibitions
>if stares could kill, manager and customer would need to be scraped off the floor
>step up to manager "You want the fucking deli meat cut it yourself" manager is about to scream at me
>I raise my hand and grab my little and ring fingers
>violently snap them sideways
>no signs of pain on my face
>manager has gone white, customer is almost throwing up
>another staff member calls for first aider as I push past my manager
>come down of my meds 3 hours later, vomit and suddenly feel every ounce of pain
>go hospital, apparently I had a psychotic episode brought on by my meds, doctor says manager should of given me at least 2 weeks off to get used to new meds, get doctors note and print out of note to manager that had been sent the week before
>go see occupational health and store manager, OH says that I shouldnot of been in work blah blah blah
>store manager doesn't want to deal with lawsuit
>store pays me off $9000 and gives me full payed leave for 6 months
>during that time I found a better job, delt with my depression and found myself a decent GF (now fiancee)
>went into work after 6 months, told manager her face made me want to snap my fingers again, quit my job.
Best thing I ever did.

>>721905762
nooice

>>721893626
as an owner of several corvids. This story is absolutely bullshit.. however it did make me smile :)

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>>721890459

>>721903581
Drugs are fun and not like that

>>721902440
Huh. Fortunate fuckup I guess. I have the second and third part if you want them.

>>721899166
Almost TL;DR'd this, but I smell incest coming, so I'll stick it out.

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normie filter

>>721907842
...there are more parts? Fucking post 'em

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>>721908533
>filename says pt1
Yup. Original was a three parter, then he put out some short stories at the request of some anons who were curious about his life, then *MASSIVE SPOILERS* happened and the stories stopped.

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>>721908923

>>721907309
>>721908609
Well, would ya' take a look at that

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>>721908386

jesus christ

>>721908386

what the actual fuck

>>721908386

came buckets

>>721908962
What is it with rednecks and underage incest?

>>721905762
like

>>721899497
>Marvel as you ascend into your planar form

Always makes me kek.

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>>721894730

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>>721908386

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sadly never saved the stories

>>721900594
>nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger

>>721890459
This dude has no idea how sex/sperm/embryos/uterus/fecundation works

>>721910947
Probably a mix of close family ties, the south's general distrust for government, and the distance between houses making it a bit more difficult to meet partners, along with a number of other societal and cultural factors.

Also they're dumb hicks.

>>721911502
What is wrong with it? From a medical standpoint I mean.

>>721906743
my sides ex capital dee

>>721911568
Hope it's fake. If they got caught, their lives would be ruined.

>>721911573
sperm wont survive "several months" and you can barely detect pregnancy after two weeks

>>721911573
sperm dies about 5min after you ejaculate.. (thats why you can technically get some girl pregnant by cumming on the door if some of the jizz "drips" there")

BUT if you mix with anything else besides pussyjuice you will kill your soldiers. Even if is old cum..

so, there is no way he got his own mother pregnand by old cum, turkey shit and lubricant

>>721901909
this one always cracks me up

>>721912224
that name is actually pretty badass

>>721902329
post ending in 7 is alternative facts

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>>721912790
rektus maximus

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love that one

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>>721912882
you intentionally renamed your reaction pic didnt you

>>721890814
I have a similar memory with a coffee table of mine. Its my earliest memory. So early in fact that when i was a child i thought i must have just miraculously appeared under that coffee table and just spontaneously existed and I had no mother or father. This really hits home

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this

>>721913184
That's bizarre. I also have such a memory about a coffee table. I put my hand on the top and told myself this was going to be a thing I remembered.

No clue why but apparently you can decide to remember things.

>>721892223
That's motivational as fuck.

>>721913311
what does shota stand for?

>>721914063
It's short for shotacon. Google it, safe search on.

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>>721905762
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON MY SIDES

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>>721892223
>your intelligence is useless if you don't do shit
protip: it's all meaningless anyway

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this is so deep, you might need tor browser to read it.

>>721893461
This is what people are talking about when they use the term 'white privilege'.

>>721888888

>>721894126
Why chop up the posts like that, just make a normal string of replies for fucks sake.

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>>721914959

>>721914513
They're talking about a totally subjective philosophy on the way the world works? A self-assumed status of oppression you have to convince yourself exists because actual oppression won't come?

You might be right.

>>721906713
I've been interested in 'owning' one since i was 15,because of how smart they were,I thought they'd be smart as me if not smarter and they could probably understand if I'm pissed or not; TLDR how do I get a corvid I have lots of Ravens where I live

>>721890814
kinda reminds me of (what i think is) my first memory.
was 3 or 4, about to go down a slide but im afraid ill be hurt

>>721915444
Check'd.

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>>721890459
Most of those fucking sucks, are you fags at least trying or is it just lack of taste?

Heres my contribution

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>>721914066
One of these two is fake!

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>>721914395
This screencap is made for you

>>721915866
probably it's just /pol/ copypasta

>>721915866
just a few days apart. maybe he just wanted that much attention

>>721915945
When did I ever quote Nietzsche?
Otherwise, yeah, that's a pretty good screencap. A lot of people could use it.

The man wanted to replace the failing, arbitrary reasons to keep doing what we're genetically predisposed to doing with a new set of arbitrary reasons.

>>721916053
And he crossed the ocean before posting again? Not impossible, but unlikely.

Does anyone have the one where the guy has been Cumming into the same sonic the hedgehog doll for years

>>721896505
he later kicked the crap out of his gf and went on the run, and was eventually caught by DOG THE FUCKING BOUNTY HUNTER
you can't make this shit up

>>721892317
Some do, but we still don't accept them.

>>721892636
Am I the only one who wants to have sex with this guy while he's wearing the Goofy shit?

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>>721908386

>>721915044
Joke's on you, I have no idea what I'm talking about and only posted that to see what would happen!

>>721892317

I'm totally gay for Milo. Not the smart jewish one. The dumb pretty one. Milo Stewart? Something like that.

>>721899040
>mentioneds kevin mitnick
nice

>>721898461
this one is pretty funny up until disfiguring girl for no reason

>>721897187
God fucking damn it.

>>721919191
>1919191
nice postnumber

>>721905762
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
AAAARRARATAARARAAHAHAHGAGAGAH

Kill NOW I KILL TELL ME WHERE MANAGER LIVES ILL KNOCK HER OUT
Bring TO MY BASEMENT
CUT OFF LIMBS MAKE EAT LIMBS
Rape rape rape SUPER PERMENANT RAPE
SURGICALLY PUT RAPE MACHINE INSIDE SHITFUck
I eat the tongue in front of them
iThen bring their children and torture them to death while making it clear it bastard mana fault.
I make the shit eat their eyes
I bring the store
Force the store up there ass
Burn their penis and rape their ears
I rub my shit all over them
Leave them in caustic piss puddle while playing a tape of there suffering
Record the suffering
Every suffering has the screams of all previous suffering playing
I make them eat aids
Give them cancer
Drug them with all sorts of stuff
Make them hell of nighmares

Cant
Cant
Cant take
Cant take anymore
Have to kill them now
Five me where they live
I will be god
God of hell
Their body will die
Mind is now black people poop
My job is complete

>>721919481
next time censor the age instead of the nipples

>>721905762
*should have or should've and not should of, dickhead

>>721905144
>bullshit
>on /b/

you don't say

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> The god teir greentext

>>721906743
i laughed tears
totally awesome

>>721920397
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like

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>>721920008
Rule 24
also nice trips

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>>721919894
WAT

>>721911611
welp, now I'm hard

>>721892291
Holy fucking kek

>>721896545
is this from /int/?

>>721898698
im asuming this guys whereabouts are uknown?
like,he hasnt posted here or anything?

>>721922756
Mascara trail gives away the fakeness. If she was lying down, the tears would stream perpendicular.

Fake.

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>>721922885
laughed too hard at this

>>721897056
gets me every time

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>>721905762

>>721893654
Holy shit that made me laugh so hard

>>721917214
How did this one end?

>>721899345
my sides have left the omniverse

>>721925073
How do you think?

>>721899383
"mighty loli strength'

HAHAHA .

>>721891989
Gold

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>>721909100
wasps don't pollinate

>>721905144
dont care still funny

>>721923511
We can only hope

>>721926746

nope its real. google it. one of our most infamous moments. Dude was arrested for murder.

>>721909644
I've never laughed harder in my life. This entire thread has nearly destroyed my lungs.

ׁ>ׁ>721927569
It wasn't that funny.

>>721904383
Nobody likes you.

>>721908483
this is good wtf

>>721908483
i liked this

>>721899040
Nobody actually thinks this. When people say that 4chan is dead they mean that the quality and quantity of oc has significantly gone down since even 2012 and there completely right

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>>721890459
in return of my best green text im going to promote my shitty music, you don't have to listen to it just read the green text its my fav

https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/look-at-what-the-pills-have-made-me-become

>>721895901
Lol

>>721912277
wrong, can survive for up to 2 hours

>>721911502
good thing its not real fucktard, just enjoy the joke

>>721893626
Fuckin quality post

>>721927807
wtf anon, you broke 4chans

How has this shit survived for 7hrs?

>>721914063
i dont really know the terms super well but hentai of little boys

>>721899497
kek

>>721914982
chuckled

>>721894931
epic

>>721928444

horee sheeet, same 444 trips check'd

>>721908483
this is some blockbuster material

>>721893626
love that muthafuckin reggie!

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>>721919894
gtfo

>>721908483
"So shines a good deed in a weary world..."

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>>721931818
Thread went great for 8 hours until you turned up, fucking retarded frogposter.

>>721926221
incorrect, wasps are infamously known for pollinating figs

>>721927946
i like him

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>>721932193
>the only good thing out of 4chan lives on at /r9k/

>>721932425
Must be embarrassing that /pol/ produces higher quality frogs then /r9k/ then.

>>721890919
what a waste of time

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Keeping thread alive

bumparoo