When did you lose your V card? I'll start, at 17

few weeks after my 15th birthday.

>>721880767
A few days after my 25th birthday.

At 19 with my then current girlfriend
>that awkward "new car" feeling

>>721880842
>>721880913
Few hours after my 35th birthday

18 with some hooker

21 prostitute, didnt really change anything

>>721880767
Same, with a hooker.

Im still a virgin at 23, I wanna start fucking hookers, bros, can you give me some advice?

What do I say, do I tell them I'm virgin, should I pay them right away or after? They will probably think I'm beta if I pay them right away..

I also lost mine at 17. I always had performance anxiety, but met a girl I felt comfortable with.

The relationship was meh, mainly decided to date her because I wanted someone to have sex with, not really the best basis for a relationship.

>>721880767
20 days after my 16th birthday

>>721880842
>>721880913
>>721881070
A few seconds after my 45th birthday.

>>721880767
I was about 4 years old. Got /ss/'d.

I was 15

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>>721880767
Almost 21 and no losing in sight.

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13 nignogs

>>721881758
You have to actually try my nigga, get in shape, get a job and some interests and start talking to grillz.

>>721881221
Don't tell them you're a virgin, if you wanna snuggle afterwards you may have to pay a little extra. If she asks for the money beforehand give her half and say she gets the other half when she's done. Just don't seem weak or they'll take advantage of you

lost my v plates when I was 26. I'm 31 now, and still with the same girl. Only been with one girl. Don't worry about it, find the right girl and she won't care where you've been or how many you've been with. In fact my girl loved the fact I was a virgin.

About 2 months after my 19th birthday. Promised myself to lose it before my 20's, worked just fine.

>>721881846
>You have to actually try my nigga, get in shape, get a job and some interests and start talking to grillz.
scratch all that except for try and talk to grillz. It really doesn't take much more than putting in some genuine effort

lost mine when I was 14 in a public park greentext?

First pussy 17, first fuck 19, Last fuck yesterday

>>721881967
And how old was she then? If she was your age weren't you worried that she has already had her share of the cock carousel?

At 28. I regret it a bit - not so much for the sex, but because of the good times I could have had in relationships prior to that, if only I had had some confidence.

It's been pretty good since, though.

Haven't yet I'm sure 20

>>721882199
Don't give up

In august I'll leave the teen years for good.
Hope to at least have sex with a girl.
Confidence is a bitch and when you've been treated like shit for years you only want to be happy. Trust me.

i just can't lose it

>>721880767
16

12. Lost it to a guy.

>>721881221#
Pay them first so they guard is down, kill. Free pussy. Repeat as necessary.

23 with a skank. Lost boner and could not cum. Floppy willy pushed condom inside skank and she lost it. I left with chlamydia.

15 with sister..

5 or 6, this anon was raped

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I've never kissed a girl since I was 12 and I've never had a gf, maybe gay?

>>721880767
11
not kidding not lying
im a male also

>>721880767
never, I'm 24.

wat do? help.

>>721884313
Don't be such a stupid fuck. Are you attracted to men, or women? That's what will tell you.

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>>721880767

>>721884444
ooo check em

nice quads gypsy vamp

>>721884444
How did you know I was half Romanian, also I'm not a gypsy I have Saxon blood

>>721880767
I'm a card carrying member, faggot...and proud of it!

>>721884380
Same here, my man! Lost mine to older sister's friend during one of their sleepovers.

>>721880842
A few years after my birth

im 51 and kissless

>>721880767
14, with my buddy and his gf, in the woods. Shit sucked. Later they went on to build a hardware store in those woods and I shit you not, the plumbing section got put up right on the spot

13

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Ill be blind in 9 years no cure, I'm 20

>>721880767
You know it doesn't count when it's with your hand?

>>721884689
yea boii high five! mine was a girl who lived in next door.

>>721885197
No shit

Hopefully this year, but I'm so close to becoming a wizard that maybe I should wait 2 more years.

>>721880767
14, immediately regretted(psychopathic but hot)

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>>721884861

>>721880767
Age 13 with Younger brothers Ex GF which was a year older than him. And she my age.

She came onto me 1 month after they broke up. Had sex 2 weeks later at her house To Brittny Spears "Toxic" on the radio. Very Awkward and gross. She was virgin as well. So much blood. Didn't cum due to blood. Broke up a week later. Her decision.

>be 7
>am a cocky bastard
>have a girlfriend
>gf just got a laptop from her mother
>playing games and shit on it
>get edgy
>google sex
>sex comes up
>hardcore shit with machines and stuff
>mfw we get addicted to porn as 7 year old's
>watch porn where they tie up sluts while fucking their ass
>gf gets an idea
>decide to try it in real life
>take of our clothes in her room and start to touch each other out of curiosity and ask questions and stuff
>"why did it get so big" "why don't you have big tits like the girls on the PC" so on
>go to her bed and do missionary position and penetrate her slowly
>she is moaning but I don't understand it so I tell her to shut the fuck up
>she can't so I get irritated
>she are so wet and it tickles my cock so much as I am fully inside her
>she cums, but I can't cause I'm not old enough yet
>I can still remember the exact smell of sex
>next day I come with her home
>she wants to sit on top off me this time
>she goes to fast for me to handle
>I cum inside her but she continues anyways
>hear the front door open and her mother is home
>I am fast as fuck so I get my pants on and take on my shirt
>she can't find her pants
>her mother catches her, but don't suspect a thing as she think we are too young to even be a bit sexual
>>you need to put on pants! you can't sit like that without pants when you have guests
>>ok mommy
part 1. cont

>>721880988
I'm not familiar, anon

>>721885756
They don't bleed if you do it slowly

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>>721885829
fuck. forgot pic
>next day I tell my friends about it and bring them along
>show them the porn
>don't understand the concept of gf and bf so i make my friends fuck her as well cause it felt good for me and I was a good mate
>only once though
>me and my gf fuck like rabbits every day
>never caught
>she brings her friend and I get to fuck them both
>then she started to hang around us more and so did all her friends
>all the girls loved me cause they heard the stories
>then i had to move to the other side of the country
>didn't talk to her or any of those people in 10 years
>recently just found her on Facebook thanks to an old class picture
>tried to flirt a little with her again to see if I could get some more action
>she told me her girlfriend would not like that
>>oh, what's his name?
>>it's a her
>stopped to think for a little. realized a number of things there and then
>my first time having sex was when I was 7
>had my first orgy when I was 7
>fucked two girls at once when I was 8
>and the most insane of all, I fucked a lesbian
>SHE IS A LESBIAN
>I
>FUCKED
>A
>LESBIAN
>then I had sex again when I was 12 with a fat chick.
>I count the last one as the time I lost my virginity as I remember it more because I were so young the first time
>I have not had sex since I was 12 cause I was just recently red pilled and I was a beta male feminists since I was 12 and my ex was a feminazi.
>my game have been stronger now that I know how to not be a fucking beta loser anymore. get a lot of nudes and shit
>mfw I was more alpha as a 7 year old then I can even dream of being now
>mfw I lost my virginity to a lesbian when I was 7
>mfw I fucked her and her friends at the same time... IN FUCKING SECOND GRADE
part 2

>>721885959
I learned that much later in life. But thanks Anon

At the Age of 4 with the sister of a friend of mine.

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>>721886029
Have any of you experienced something similar? Losing your virginity at a young age without it being you getting raped? Tell your story. I know I'm not alone

Last November

19 with a Daytona escort

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>>721884861
I hope that's not true.
I'm 50 and my happiest times of my life have been travel and sex.
If it is true I hope you have seen the world.

Fucking jelly fish in my last trip to far North Queensland.

>>721880767
14, she was 13

>>721880767
What counts as losing your virginity? What if I stuck it in but never came? What if it was for only 10 seconds?

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MY VAGINA IS BEAUTIFULER THAN THIS!

20, 5, 3, 4.. 1, 0..

>>721880767
15

19
Random party chick, wondered why I had been such a pussy about approaching girls

>>721880767
7, Father

14, girl was 28

>>721887473
fucking THIS

>>721880767
7 or 8

25 with my University lecturer while sporting a mohican and with my socks on.

>>721887030
>coochie saved from facebook.

Cuckerborg is fapping to that y'no?

Late bloomer? 20 here.

>>721887780
flattering..

>>721887030
timestamp?

>>721887933
no..!

>>721888171
Okay fair enough, just asking.

>>721880767
15

>>721881406
basically same

Sucked and got sucked when I was 12ish (we didn't have pubes the first few times), with best male friend.
Put it in a vag when I was 21.

>>721880767
14. Shit sucked, she was dry cuz she wasn't too into it.
My buddy lost his when he was 12 though and the girl he banged got scared she would get pregnant and told her parents she was raped by a mexican and they got the cops involved

>>721880767
I'm 20, never even got around it
If I still don't lose it, then I will go to Amsterdam this summer and lose it to some euro whore

14. New Year eve. With some fat drunk cunt I used to call my girlfriend.

>>721889027
cool story, hansel.

>>721888861
Underrated post

>>721880767

14 she was 13. Shit was cash.

At 14, with a 13 qt feminist

Shitty bj at 13
V-card a few months after i turned 14 with the same girl

>>721880767
25 november while i was 16. It was my dad birtday, totally forgot to wish him. And for the 5 next years.

>>721888956

Pretty hot, tbqhf

Sorry it affected you psychologically though.

>>721880767
>When did you lose
>imlying

16. Just recently got it back tho

14 on new years. started the year with a bang

>>721880767
13 years old. To an 18 year old alcoholic. In a junk yard, in a wrecked car. Ahh the romance. To be fair I was shit scared and spaffed in about 2 minutes but hey! Memories of the mamaries are still strong.

>implying

15

27, with an escort. Worth it. Sex life picked up like crazy after that and now I fuck like a rabbit.

9 or 10

8, fingered my then best friend's sister who was 13

>>721880767
21

my gf and I lost them to each other, now it's three years on and I'm going to ask her to marry me

>>721889963
Kek

>>721890474
gay

>>721890598
lol'd way too hard at this

21 in few days and kissless, it doesn't really bother me if the pressure around me wasn't so fucking rude

>>721890598
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I was 8. Unless you are talking about hetero sex, in which case: 14

>>721890474
don't do it, anon.
you're basically inviting the government into your relationship and that rarely bodes well for men.
you'll get fucked sideways when/if you get a divorce.
also, the same old same old gets really boring.
take it from an anon who has been married almost 14 years (14 yrs in may), you'll get tired of it. it's a steep price to pay for the occassional blowjob and/or sandwich.

Has anyone of you ever fapped and came without getting hard?

Nutting with a floppy noodle it a really weird feeling i can tell. It feels even weirder as time passes afterwards.

>>721891067
Anon, I'm thinking of getting married to my gf of 5 yrs, she's perfect yaddayadda love her blablah ,my question is hiw long does it take to get tired of her? I mean, I love this bitch, I wanna impregnate this bitch so I feel like I would never get tired of her but every married anon here fuckin hates it? Is marriage really that bad?

>>721880767
I'm 18 and shes 16
I will tomorrow, wish me luck

17 to this chubby chick i was rly good friends with (apparently I was the second virgin she fucked that week)

>>721880767
29 and still virgin

should i get myself a prostitute at this point?

>>721890282
DAYUM

>>721884444
hungarian shitposting crew not even trying anymore

Couple hours after homecoming (14)

>>721892000

are you fat or ugly? how do you explain your situation?

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>>721880767
>Implying

>>721892195
just shy and from a poor as fuck family
can´t find a job and stay at home all day playing vidya

>>7218920000

Worked for me.

>>721890282

It boosted my confidence and have been doing really well on the dating scene after I used an escort.

>>721880767
32. To all the wizards out there: there is hope!

>>721881070
Congrats!

>v card
kek. havent heard that one in at least 6 years.

>>721881967
Fellow late bloomer. Anyone who thinks there isn't someone out there who will fuck them is wrong.

>>721882102
Yes, please.

>>721882188
I feel ya, anon. I was dateless in my twenties and regret it, too. But my life is so much better now, and I try to focus on that.

>>721884296
Sorry this happened to you. Hope you are healing.

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>>721881758
me and all but one of my friends are in the same boat.

>>721884393
You have sex by forming the kinds of relationships that include sex. If you are worried that you are unattractive, don't be. Think of what you have to offer and who might be buying (and be realistic). If you have female friends, ask them for feedback.

>>721886029
Ignatius Reilly? Is that you?

>>721880767

when I was 15.

>>721892453
With a prostitute or a normal girl?

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22, to the love of my life. She died in 2015 though on Christmas. She taught me everything I know about sex and how to please a woman. Fucked hundreds of times. Too many to count. Now, it's like I get laid once a year. Granted, the first half of 2016 I was too busy wishing I died with her to chase anyone.

Pic related.

Dude fag here.

13 to step-dad.

15 with dude my age down the street.

>>721893532
She's hot. Got any nude pics?

>>721891437
Marriedanon, but not that marriedanon...marriage is awesome. It can be very fulfilling, but it is also a lot of work. I think it's worth it. You will get tired of each other eventually. Keep jerking it to trap threads and you'll be fine. Can I see your gfs ass?

>>721892000
Up to you. If your virginity is hanging over you, don't be ashamed. It's extremely hard for most guys to get laid.

>>721892445
Glad to hear it worked out. Thanks for sharing.

>>721893528
My future wife. She even let me take the condom off to "see what it felt like." It was awesome.

>>721883907
Kurt

>>721882102
Do

>>721893532
Your girl is very pretty, anon. Sorry for your loss.

>>721883418
Greentext plz

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19

is that weird?

>>721880767
13

>>721893705
Yeah but they're from when she was a bit more chubby and I wouldn't post them anyway. It's disrespectful.

I wish I knew where her phone went. It had more nudes on there and even a video. The ones i have right now don't do her justice. She looked like a pornstar naked.

>>721892410

try to move your ass and doing sport on a daily routine, not necessarily hit the gym, but it's gonna make you fell better and fight against your shyness

22 still virgin. ive been with girls but never one that ive wanted to fuck. maybe im gay? i dont think i am though.

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23 yo still virgin...
I'm ugly and fatty (I try to loose weight (now: 1.83 for 81kg)), no confidence, very shy and awkward with girls.
I've no job and I live with my parents. I don't have friend in my town because all people have already move.

I don't know what I need to do... Call a hooker? Visit some website where people are single?

Sadly, if there is no event in my life, I'll become a wizard and more

>>721893708
She said if your not gonna pay her, then no lol

14

Kissless virgin here. 17 about to be 18 in 2 wks. Any tips? I'm a pussy when it comes to girls

>>721894716
Then get off your ass or stay that way, natural selection.

>>721894716
I love fatboys, don't give up.
Every vCard I took was from a cute fatass, there's nothing better than watching thier eyes light up when thier dick finally goes in.

>>721894716
Awnn Post pics~ I bet youre a cutey chubby boy

18, she was 17. She was my date to senior prom. Fucked a bunch of times over the summer. Swaped v cards

>>721895105
you're probably a tranny

>>721895008
I report you reee

>>721895008
underage b& please

>>721895361
I wouldn't mind having a dick, actually. I've always wanted to know what a guy feels when he cums.

>>721892984
Yeah, that's the idea, isn't it? It's not like I had bad times back then anyway. And there's something to be said for dating women who actually have an idea of what they want in life.

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20 yo virgin here.. I could have lost it a few times, but because my socials skills are shit I fucked up and came back home alone.
Now with my studies and routine, I can't go out a lot and I feel like I'm just a nameless face in an infinite crowd. I've never felt this alone in my whole life.

>>721895335
I think I'll create my own topic to speak like a virgin shit when I should have lost more weight.

never

13

>>721880767
jan 1 2017
18 y/o

>>721895715
stop and start your pee stream a few times while pretending you're having an orgasm.

that's all it is really, just pulses of fluid squirting out and it feels really good.

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28 still virgin and guess ill keep it for a little longer. I might die a virgin tbh. There's a lot of STDs and people seems to be really promiscuous. Also, Every time I think about sex with real people, I stop everything I'm doing and have a look at this picture. Fapping alone is my fate

>>721880767

> I was 16, she was 17
> first time for both of us
> Bro gives me a ride to her house
> Her foster mom is in Cambodia doing volunteer work
> We're sitting on the couch, watching Devil's Rejects
> start making out
> Hand down her pants, under her panties
> first time feeling pussy, feels good man
> take it to the bedroom
> we get nekkid, she's so hot
> play with her tits, kiss her neck
> I'm rock hard, get the condom on
> awkwardly jabbing my dick at her crotch trying to get in
> aiming too high
> "is it in yet?"
> "I don't know"
> finally get it in there, feels so good
> kind of nervous, but it's good
> she smells like lavender
> 2 hours later I finally cum
> we both collapse in a sweaty, disgusting pile
> catch our breaths
> get dressed
> 10 minutes later bro shows up to take me home
> sitting in the car, reeking of sex
> bro gives the most awkward safe sex talk

>>721896737
How the fuck do you stop your pee stream? I feel like my bladder would explode. (or my urethra if I just pinched it)

>>721880767
Kissless virgin here....Im 20 :(

>>721897102

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise

>>721897102
well maybe it's not the same muscle that controls pee.

the muscles that flexes an erect clit are probably the same that's involved during ejaculation. one time I flexed my dick while a girl was sucking me and she playfully told me to "stop that" because she was tricked into thinking I was about to cum. heh

19 with my ex gf

>>721880767
Pending

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>>721887780
got em'

>>721893063
Best thing that's ever happened to me, idk why you people make such a deal about morals and ethics and blah blah blah

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I am 17 and I lost it last month on news years in the back of my dads audi.

21

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>>721898720
Very alpha

>>721898686
well now we need a story

>>721899464
I'm too lazy to put that much effort into anything, but just know that morals are a scam and pedophilia's pretty good

>>721899807
are you a girl or a fag

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>>721899962
fag

test

>>721880767
19

>>721897051
Dude, I had the same kind of issue about STDs. Honestly, just use a condom and you'll be fine. Call an escort/hooker, whatever, and just do it.

>>721899962
I am a male, and what makes you think I'm a fag, nigger?

14

26 fucked 8 girls since. im 29 now.

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19, im 33 now and i think its grown back though. Had nothing for 6 years now :(

Oral 18, Fuck 21

We not going to talk about the OP picture?

16

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>>721881758
Lost mine this year at 22.
No worries fam itll come

>>721882052
That's pretty much it.

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>>721880767
21 with ex

>>721881758
Keep hope my nigga, it will get better, I assure You

I was 13, she was 18 (fuck the police). Am 20 now and have been with 5 girls total

>>721880767
19. Is that considered late?

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>>721900931
Its fine the way it is. Plus, I won't lose my virginity with a manwhore or idk the equivalent word for a male prostitute.

3 months after 17th, now 20, 3 in total