WATCH THREAD Rate my watch poorfags and post your crappy ones

>>721859351
Nice AP did you find it on ebay?

Horrible, so bulky. You can go too small for a man but this is way too big and those side loops are horrible

>>721860114
No dude I got this beauty directly from AP store.

>>721859351

I had no idea they made wrist fedoras these days.

Good Show!

>>721859351
1/10
the watch is too big for your hand

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>>721859351

>>721860206
>beauty
Even if that thing did cost $20k, it still looks like trash. You have shit taste. I've seen $30 watches that look better than that fucking beast.

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>>721860359
My 2 baby's , not too high class or expensive but pretty smart all the same

>>721860359
>supreme gentleman

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>>721859351

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>>721859351
That's shit looking by the way

>>721859351
One of the worst fakes I've seen in a while.

I love watches. I get envious when I see a nice watch.

But that shit is ugly as fuck OP. I'd rather wear a shit tier MVMT than that ugly bulky piece of shit. Looks like a $10 ebay special.

Go buy a Patek and I'll be impressed.

>>721860463
badass
you must be the coolest kid at the skate park
did your mom buy that for you?

>>721860443
To me that screams obnoxious fat persian dude at the club

Inb4 "cheap" 5000$ watches and general circle jerking.

>>721860543

Ye..yes...

What a terrible looking AP.

But anyways Patek Philippe, Rolex, Piaget, Louis Monet make the prettiest watches to me

>>721859351
AP makes great watches. But that? No.
Actual richfag here, but even I wouldn't buy that disgusting piece.

>>721860561
Post yours then faggot

At work so only got my tag on atm, but I want to join the party so here it is.

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>>721860660
Fucking 2mb limit.

>>721860616
Oh yeah, and AP too, but not that fucking monster in the OP

>>721860206

AP, like all the other luxury watch makers don't sell their watches online. Besides, that watch doesn't even exist in their offer.

Watches are outdated and pointless

>>721860834
There is such a thing as online resale

>>721859351
God damn that's gross.

>>721859351
fucking ugly

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>>721860634
Don't mind if I do

>>721861003
ugly and overrated

>>721861003
>post picture in 17:33
>watch points 13:05
faggot confirmed

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>>721861092
Time zones are a thing faggot

>>721861286
nigga tell me one country that the minutes are different.. ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET
fucking retard

>>721860877
He said straight from AP website.

>>721861524
There are several countries with 30 minute deviations you dumbfuck. Not all time zone differ in 1 hour deviations.

>>721861724
yes they are.. except australia and shit around new delhi
but they are faggots so they don't count

>>721861823
There are even countries with 45 minute differences.
How do you go from "tell me ONE country that blabla..." to "oh yea you're right but they are faggots so they don't count." What are you like 12 years old? Making excuses like a little faggot.

>>721861958
12 and a half

>>721859351
Honestly I don't like it anyway.... I'll stick with my Fitbit cuz idgaf if it breaks

>>721861958
so you're saying that faggot with the yachshit is australian or indian?

>>721862088
Who gives a fuck? That's not even OP's picture you dumbfuck. Reverse image search that shit and you get links to a dozen websites selling replica watches.

>>721861233
excellent taste imma kop the dark side of the moon in november

>>721862207
that was my point

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Rolex master race reporting in

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Does your watch have GPS? No, I didn't think so.

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LMAOING AT ALL OF YOU POORFAGS LOL

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>these fucking giant wristclocks

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Nice nigger watch faggot

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tells 24 hr time, I'm an AD in the film industry, anything else is impractical

>>721862777
>AD
?

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>>721859351
Pfft. Your watch is tiny and stupid.

>>721862865
Are you sure that isn't a depth gauge for scuba diving?

>>721861233
why the wrong wrist?

>>721862830
assistant director, i do scheduling and run the set

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hell yea

>>721859351
Clearly your over compensating for something.... Thats why my watches are tiny as fuck. I under compensate. Bitches know whats up.

- Old man Jenkins

>>721862865
you just have small arms

>>721862540
nice try

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Samsung Nazi technology up in this bitch

- Old man Jenkins

Roast me, i'm not even Scottish or a fan of football

fucking pussys wearing watching. dont forget your hair bands as well little girls.

get a fucking phone poorfags

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>>721864273
forgot pic

>>721862540
Is that a pig's foot?

>>721859351
Ugly as shit/10

>>721863052
this anon gets it

>>721862535
>>721862540
>>721862777
>>721863052
>>721864265
How's the eighth grade?

>>721862540
WHALE TITS OR GTFO

>>721864423
Looks like apple is tagging ham planets
Kek

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>>721859351

>2016
>still buying shitty overpriced bracelets thats only function is what 99% of other goods can do

>>721859351
Semen proof Borg implant
Have you told your parents your gay yet?

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My Tag Heuer Aquaracer Caliber 5.

Understated and tasteful, it does not have six different dials, nor is it the size of a hubcap to highlight pathetic skinny manlet wrists. It is sort of the opposite of OP's watch in every conceivable way.

>>721864868
How's the dick in your mouth?

rocking the omega today, I only wear one 3-4 times a week and I like to rotate them.

>>721864986
>2016

nobody owns a Panerai?

>>721861233
such a beauty

>>721865551
Used to have one but I sold it. I just didn't wear it. I had a luminor

>>721865725
they are wonderfull watches

>>721859351
Do you refuel military aircraft? this looks like the key needed to open the tank. are you gonna mount a scope or lazer on to it? are you larping?

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My old casio. Looks nice, isnt crazy expensive.

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Got this one for Christmas. pretty happy with it, but sometimes i forget to wind it

>>721862493
Hurray, congratulations to you sir for posting the first gen watch in the thread

>>721859351
wrist watches are for faggots

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Hand-me-down from my grandfather

>>721859351
wrist watches are for old men.

>>721866669
oh really, Marie-Antoinette pocket watch was handed down to you lying faggot

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>>721862865
Not bad.

>>721859351
Well for starters that's a copy, the font on the inner ring is wrong and the case finish is rough as shit.

Bon voyage asslord

>>721861233

have one myself - excellent watch

>>721861233
Beautiful, I'm into Glycine at the moment but Omega is definitely on the list

>>721861524
Lots of countries are off by 30 or even 45 minutes, among others India, Myanmar, several Australian territories, a part of Canada, New Zealand, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, North Korea, Nepal, ...

ROLEX DATEJUST IS LIKE HAVING A PORSCHE BOXTER. FOR FOOLS THAT CAN'T AFFORD THE REAL THING. GO FK OFF POOR BOI

For everyone that keeps saying watches are outdated... that's because you are poor. If you had money, you would buy a nice "time piece", to show others you wear the value of their car on your wrist. this only applies to the 30k and up club... you infants with the GMTs, Submariners in steel... Date justs... just stop. Quit while you can..

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blue Orient Ray II

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Got mine 2 months ago

>>721862493
>rolex
>masterrace

let me guess, you won the lottery jackpot and were poor before?

>>721859351
Fake and ugly as fuck.

>>721869762
You are on 4chan, what the fuck do you know about it. You can't probably see your own dick.

>>721863052
how do i join al qaida

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solid gold mothafuckas

>>721862493
Cool you discovered China, how nice.

>>721873167
wrong watch idjot

The F91-W doesn't have the water resist.

>>721873350
lel my bad

>>721860495
This.

>>721862777
Lol, i have a couple nice expensive watches but i wear this exact one at my welding/boilermaking job :D

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>>721868191
Still not on my level.

>>721873293
IBEW is for faggots, I hope you get electrocuted at work you piece of shit.

>>721859351

Ugliest watch I've ever seen!

>>721860737

2mb limit doesn't matter, is a crappy photo anyway.

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>>721873647
Kek

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Rate it faggots

>>721875002
btw sorry for crappy pic, lighting is pretty shit atm

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Kronen & Söhne Imperial 060. A piece of crap watch, about $35 online. I wear it only when I visit my sister. Here is the story:
>I love her.
>She has job and earns own money, but is too much of a spender.
>So always asking to lend money, mostly like $10 up to 50, sometimes around $300-400.
>Always late to pay back: 'bought pair of shoes, had a 'girl's night out,' that kind of excuses.
>I hate that, I need my money back.
>After 10 times or so in a year, told her no more loans.
>Next time: 'I need 20 bucks, can I borrow from you?'
>'No'.
>Told me I was a shithead for not helping her.
>Getting fucking angry, made up plan.
>Bought watch, flashed it harcore next time I visited.
>Sis impressed by it's shine, 'New watch? Is it gold? What did you pay for it?'
>'Yes, is gold on stainless steel, about 1400 bucks. Worth it.'
>'But you couldn't help me with only 20?'
>'Nope, couldn't, had to buy a watch'.
>Shitty eyes at me.
>Every time after, I wear this watch, flashing it, and bragging about how expensive it was.
>She never asked to lend money again.
>Sooooo worth the 35 bucks.

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Who the fuck greenlit this into production?

>>721875281
pasta

>>721859351
It looks so big on your tiny hands

>>721875329

Of course it is.... from my own writing, you retard.

>>721859351
It looks like a toy that a kid would buy

>>721861616
Because store instantly refers to online store

>>721859351
what video game accessory is that ?

Tag every day. IWC when something a bit special is needed.

Or a F91W if it's something messy happening/risk of loss/breakage.

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dsäk

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>>721859351
rolex master race again

>>721876473
Compared to something classy like >>721861233 ; Rolex's look very, very bland and lack serious substance. Voluntarily I would pay no more than 50 Great British bongs for that anemic piece of shit, sorry.

>>721860206
Its fucking shit like something from a shitty old si-fi film

>>721876915
>submariner
>not classy

kek'd

>>721865178
Cool fake

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not unhappy about it, good feeling, nice easy on the arm, it's my favorite

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Best watch

>>721866461
Very nice anon, very cool

>>721860865
...And you are a hipster cunt

Take your Iphone and shove it up your twink ass

Wearing an expensive and/or flashy watch is for douchebags who want to put on airs.

Everyone thinks you're a douchebag.

When you loudly talk about the new car you just bought...
>Everyone thinks you're a douchebag

When you talk about the business deal you just made...
>Everyone thinks you're a douchebag

When you wear short shorts & a polo in the summer...
>Everyone thinks you're a faggot
AND
>Everyone thinks you're a douchebag

>>721859351
i think this world is a waste of my knowledge https://discord.gg/Sae7aJr

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Fuck your shitty AP

Rolex king checking in

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>>721859351
Not my hand

>>721866461
Vrry nice

>>721859351
I mean AP is sick but like is your watch supposed to be a diver or what? Whats with the bezel?

>>721877440
Classy, manly, useful. Great watch, anon.

>>721879255
most horrible fakes ever

Poorfag here. Maybe i want to buy this watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dTfuieigTQ

Tissot prs516

Good idea?

>>721859351

Dude, I assumed that was $100 watch you got from Target or WalMart.

>>721860948
fleshlight with watch built in, nice

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My daily driver.

>>721861003

I have a $95 Pathfinder with like 10 more functions than your shiny watch.

>>721878657

Very much this. The men who walk around Beverly Hills in suits and ties and Rolexes are the worker bees. The men in shorts and flip flops are the billionaires.

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winrar

>>721879615
Lol

What gave it away, anon?

>>721859351
That moment where the result is less than the sum of its parts.
gg ua thinking human beaing

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>>721859351

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Pfft ...get on my level...

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Check mine

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Rate

>>721883073
just realized 2016 was a leap year hence the date is wrong

>>721880141
and you're non of them faggot

>>721860427
Come on anon, stop collecting fucking shitters, one is enough