Why no secrets thread? Let's hear your depravity

>>721854695
I shot up a school with mai waifu

I make recordings of things to post online

I used to fool around with neighbour girl when we were like 6-10 she taught me everything about sex at a young age. I think she was abused cause she knew the lot.

Then mom fell out with dad and we moved away, never saw her again :-(

abdl is hot

>>721855389
Wha?

No takers?

I'm desperately fighting off the urge to kill myself prematurely this morning. I've been planning it for some time now, but this morning is particularly hard, for some strange reason.

I want to fuck my mom, she's 36 and my dad has a small dick apparently, worst part is my mom acts like a dumbass and always hugs me real fucking tight and l can feel it each and every time
God l hate this bitch so much for not having sex with me already

I can't stand Anime and weabs are the worst.

>>721857939
How old even are you

I have some weird fetishs

I constantly wish that I could switch bodies with some cute little female, preferably asian, white or mixed. I'd be a huge slut and life would be so much better. I hate myself so-fucking-much.

>>721858094
Such as? Couldn't beat the certificate diploma guy the other day.

1 - I can see into neighboring building apt bathroom and have camped out a few times to see glimpses of titless occupant

2 - I have videos of my old roommates female friend showering and changing... I want to post / blackmail for butt sex but don't want to risk marriage

I fantasize about being fucked by dogs and horses.

>>721858168
I have a fetish for gore, and the others are normal like trap and etc

I have sucked another mans dick...

>>721858142

this.

i'd love to be the cutest little slut in town and just fuck anyone i wanted.

Hello What do I do in 4chan site, do I post shit? or just comment shit?

It's not much of a secret, but i've completely given up. Fuck this world, society, humanity, all of it.

i cheat on my husband a lot

mothers car finger friend tried to back.

>>721858319

Me too.

I've been on autopilot for about 10 years.

i lie on the internet.

im also a fairly attractive woman.

>>721858272
I'll have another beer for ya. Cheers~

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

>>721858511
Bullshit

>>721858349
I have a huge dick

>>721857935
Protip: don't lean on /b/ for emotional support..ever. Take responsibility and get help.

I have put a sharpie in my ass

I've gone cock-to-cock, as in double barrelled to fuck this unbelivable slut in a room full of people. That was fairly out there, especially since half the people were clothed and the other guy came way too quickly...messy

>>721858242
>normal
>trap

Pick one

Deep web turns me on af

>>721858535

Mine's bigger.

I'm addicted to milfs

>>721858600
Nice dubs
I choose trap

>>721858614
D of Daisy makes me diamonds

>>721858531

no.

>>721858661
I challenge you to a cock fight then!

I want to purge all religious people and all the trump supporters. In fact, pretty much all politicians and stupid people everywhere.

>>721857935
Glad your here so you can add to this thread

>>721858537
Just sharing. Fuck help, I have drugs.

>>721854695
Fucked my daughter

>>721858727

the human brain is wired for religion. good luck with the future kids of non-religious people.

>>721858672
please kill yourself

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>>721858814

story time!

>>721858349
Whore

I wanna fucking die but I can't bring myself to tell my parents or my friends

i being wanting to try lsd for a long time but i got many dark bizarre thoughts in my mind so i'm scared they make me have a bad trip

>>721858826
Then we're doomed and I would nuke everything if I could. Wipe humanity away in a single moment. It would be glorious, but i'll never have any kind of power. So I guess i'm stuck here with you losers for a while still, huh?

Found my moms somewhat large dildo when I was 10.
Proceeded to blow it and then gradually eased it into my ass and pounded myself on it. Guess that's what happens when you're a degenerate with a pretty fucked up libido finding porn at a young age.

At 11 I started dressing up in her thongs and whatnot and just ride that thing like a bitch. Used to listen at nights for signs of her masturbating when dad was gone and I couldn't way to suck off her dildo the day after.

This pretty much carried on until I was 19 and moved out. Haven't told anyone before, still wonder what's wrong with me.

>>721858880
I was horny. She was available. She was cute. Whats to tell?

Don't tell em then; they're gonna find it out sooner or later

>>721859031

i am not religious, just pointing out the flaw in your plan.

its the same flaw people who dont like gays and want to "wipe them out" have.

best solution to your problem would be to engineer human beings from scratch.

>>721858349
Does he know?

I killed a man.

There's this one girl I fuck who I literally degrade to within an inch of her life. Pissing and shitting in her mouth, utterly destroying her... and she begs for it. Craves it.

Everyone thinks she's so sweet and cute.

She's my little disgrace.

>>721858349
tits or GTFO

>>721859304
How old is she?

>>721859304
pic or it didn't happen

>>721859261
those are sperm. It doesn't count

>>721859368

16 in UK

I secretly want to be blackmailed into being some guys sex slave

>>721859379

It happens 3 times a week, thank you.

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>721859456
How old are you

>>721859431

Blackmail involves money.

I'd rather just lock you in a basement for free.

>>721859431
grow up. every fucked up queer "secretly" wants that. Nobody cares. That's disturbing but not a secret

>>721859189
These are just fantasies anyway. I'm well aware the only actionable idea I could possibly have would be suicide. Humans will still mindlessly die off eventually without me anyway, so it's all good.

>>721859497

36

I have met up with a couple off a swingers website and allowed them to both blow me, finished with cumming in her mouth. Had a gf at the time (still do)

>>721859456
lack of pics says it didn't happen once

>>721859566

OK.

>>721859407
Nice, Brit fag here to. Them 16yo don't know any better.

>>721859484

i got killed by this guy in 88.

reincarnated as a millennial.

fucking sucks man.

Same

i'm a sad gay craigslist slut. Phoenix area.

>>721859630
>Them 16yo don't know any better.

if it makes you feel any better: 18 year olds dont know any better either.

better make sex with all women illegal, just in case.

thats deep shit

>>721854695


second time telling this, so here we go

>be me
>was 14 at the time, be 22 now
>i was taking my date to baskin robbins
>we got to baskin robbins, she ordered a big waffle cone, i ordered a small cup
>i only had enough for her waffle cone, my nigger brother raided my wallet
>paid just for her waffle cone
>she ate it while i sat there
>we stopped in the woods on the way home
>made out like a motherfucker who only makes out and doesn't fuck mothers
>she had great firm but tiny tits
>felt good in my hand
>hang on gotta go fap because remembering her little tits
>ok i'm back
>drop her off at her house, she goes in
>ask her can i call her tomorrow
>she tells me "no, you don't need to call, i have a bf, but i still want to be friends"
>me like wtf.jpg??
>decide to cut through her back yard
>notice that one of the supports to their deck is right next to fence with loose board in it
>come back that night with a saw
>saw through the fence to make hole bigger, then saw through deck support and knock it out
>next day girl's neighbor's deck collapsed
>mfw i sawed the wrong deck support
>but at least i felt those firm tiny tits and fapped to em today

>>721859630

They really don't.

I fuck one of her friends too and neither of them know about the other. Maybe one day I'll invite them both on the same night.

>>721857935

Do it. If it's been years plus, just do it. It doesn't get better. If it's been less than a year, shut the fuck up.

>>721858360
How do cow farm?

>>721860166
Going on 4 years or so now. Nothing is interesting anymore. I'm not seeing any other options.

Being with my girlfriend 8 years, we used to have great sex, 3sums and really dirty shit. We now got 2 kids, she has ZERO sex drive and let's me fuck other women occasionally. Sounds good right? Nope I fucking hate her. Literally can't stand this shit anymore but 2 kids...

I let my neighbor rub my wife's naked ass when she passed out drunk. My wife would be obviously pissed if she knew

Every time I am alone I soliloquise. I can only think in full force when I speak, but only to myself.

>>721860380

Do it then. It won't get better. There is no hope. The people claiming it gets better, have never truly been in that sort of depression. They have the "My boyfriend just broke up with me" depression, which is a good day to people who are truly depressed. They shove false hope in your face and don't understand why you call them out on their bullshit. They see through rose tinted glasses. Fuck 'em. Ignore them, and do what you want, if they give you shit, give them shit. Those people piss me the fuck off. Only a truly depressed person can understand, and they can't do anything except say what I've said - kill yourself. If I was stronger, I would.

>>721860380
Yes, it must be hard being a cripple. You do have 2 broken legs, right? I mean if not then you are just a loser who is scared of the unknown. Get up. Get out. Go hike the coastal highway or the great divide trail... unless you are a cripple then just kill yourself.

>>721859003
I'm supposed to try LSD tonight for the first time, and same - been depressed for years, and have all sorts of fucked thoughts. It has me contemplating it, but end all be all is - I want to try LSD, I'm going to try LSD. If it makes me freak out, who cares? Things can't get much worse, and best case scenario is has a therapeutic effect as seen in select individuals. As it is, I'm planning for worst case scenario - after tonight, I fully expect to be insane - anything less is a win in my book.

>>721858694
ok

>>721860697
Degenerative Disc Disease. i'm wheelchair bound, i walk with a cane now. I'm 27. I have to live with the knowledge that i will only get worse.

So fuck you too, i guess?

I'm going to try heroin the first chance i get

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>>721859051

I fap to pizza sometimes

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Can anyone please for try identify the raptor

>>721861374

anyone can please try for identify raptor the but not anyone will

>>721858445
Attractive women don't lie. Heloo m lady. Let's have some fun. Email me at john34@gmaildotcom

>>721858511
Prove it faggot

>>721861669
Raptor, type-1, C class. 2011, model #177768

>>721860625
Good point

>>721861374
Martial eagle.

>>721859978
There's an ally way by my house leading to some shops, the local chav kids hang around there drinking and smoking, a few weeks back I was walking through there when 3 girls asked me to go into the shop for them.

I said no, but then said what do I get?

One piped up and pointed at the chubby one saying, she'll show you her tits.

Went shop procured booze. Saw chubby teen tits. What an eve

>>721861669
Martial eagle

>>721861374
A rare sub species of raptor commonly known as the "trans Asian pacific raptor". The identifying signs are a large penis/testicles for both the male and female variety as well as heavily sloped eyes and the tendency to live in its own filth.

i'm a disgrace to my family

i keep lurking /b/, waiting for something interesting to pop up. But i know that that will in fact, never happen.

>>721861972
Same

>>721861972
It does. Much like heroin though you'll be chasing those first highs but never getting there

I race like a fucking mad man, Atleast thats what everyone says. I just focus and become a bullet, I do over 200 kmph in traffic, heavy traffic.

I have been doing this for about 10 years and I love it, Althoigh the fear of knowing in the back of my head that I can die from someone doing something I did not anticipate.

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I have a donut fetish

>>721859051
(contintued)

I also basically have no life and live on my own with my only interaction with people outside of 4chan being my barrista-customers at Starbucks and my occasional foray into the dive gay bars near last call to see if there are any leftovers.

I voted for Hillary, three times in fact, and printed out a Life-Hack sheet from pol on how libs can make fake IDs for Mexicans to get them to vote for Hillary then gave it to two of my Mexican neighbors and a Mexican co-worker who steals from the tip jar but that's okay.
I wear women's clothes often now and have a poster of Caitlyn Jenner in my bedroom whom I masturbate to often though find myself increasingly flaccid unless I visualize younger versions of him and involve scat play.

I come here daily and post Trump-hate threads full of fake news because I am so angry and butthurt and need to lash out at the world.

I have two boils that probably should be lanced on my thigh that are getting bigger and hurt everytime my balls rub against them. I should probably bathe more because two people have recently said I smell but I don't smell it so who cares.

I am basically an unproductive member of society and look to cause chaos about everything normal and want this country to sink to new lows as soon as possible.

I still wonder what's wrong with me, but most days I think I'm okay and it is everybody else that should be like me.

I keep pushing my mom and dad to let me move back in and told them I'd refinish the basement and would buy my own food but they don't seem to want it and told me I'm a man now. I don't feel like a man and just want my mom's used vibrator and to freeload off dad and spend my days here helping others understand the reality of politics and how bad Trump is for people like me and the world because the more of me there are, the more accepted it is for people like me mainstream, the better America will be in my opinion.

Have I been too honest here, b?

>>721862147
>just focus and become a bullet
fucking lol'd

I store all nudes I received or stole in last years in VeraCrypt container. For that moment I have more than 200 photos of 12 women I know. Its cool just to browse them from time to time.

So, I have a female friend that send me noodz every few weeks. She has a boyfriend now, but didn't before. Who knows how long they will last. I am in a committed relationship and have not or will not cheat. I just like getting pics. She's probably an 8 or 9/10 but also crazy to date I hear. She trusts me somehow with all the pics because I told her I would delete them. Pretty awesome to get no strings attached nudies ever so often just for asking. How rare is it to find a girl like this?

>>721861948
>Asian
>large penis/testicles
pick one

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My wife's 15 year old sister lives with us and I have been sleeping with her while she's at work since she moved in with us at 14

>>721862578
>moar

I'm one of those 'wanted to die for a couple years' people but just haven't found the best/right method
Preferably I'd use a gun, faster than some other common methods.
No one in my family knows, they just think I have mild depression.
The medication my doctor has prescribed me does nothing at all and I go back in a couple of days to (hopefully) get something different.

>>721862578

you are a god

>>721862578
You need to greentext this immediately, champ.

>>721862578
Now I'm diamonds

>>721862578
Fuck off and GTFO!
This is 4chan, not kiddie world.
Do you even know where you are?
We don't mask out pics, asshole.
Good job shitposting.
Now gtfo!

>>721859304
>pissing and shitting in her mouth
Yeah, I really doubt it.

>>721862320
No, your honesty is appreciated.
Tbh, you really didn't need to tell us you voted for Hillary.
Pretty obvious as you are a typical Hillary supporter.

>>721862578
isn't there at least 10 other threads on /b/ right now that you could have posted the to? be a little more creative, faggot.

>>721858142
>this

>>721862320
No such thing as "too honest" here, fam, although you're not doing liberals any favors.

That said, you're just gay and antisocial. I've known lots of bitchy queens and they're usually pretty awesome.

Question, though. My brother confided in me a while back that he's been dressing up in women's clothes since he was a teenager as a means to relieve stress. This always struck me as inherently gay but I don't judge. He's married, though, and is really into lesbians. Doesn't like porn with weiners in it.

Any idea what his deal is?

>>721859136
How old? How'd it happen?

I took my girlfriend to a sex shop and made her suck two dicks in the back gloryholes. Never told her I had invited her boss and coworker along to be those dicks.

Where to start
>Got and gave a gay foojob at 11
>Tried to fuck my dog once
>Tried to stab my cousin with a knife when I was 8
>jerk off to bestiality
>got drunk and discharged a shotgun in my neighborhood because I wanted to (more than once)
>fucked my gf in the back of my suv while my friend drove it
>jerked off on a beach at night

The list goes on

>>721854695
When I was in high school, it used to date wigger girls.

>>721863676
From the guy who let his dog lick his balls
That's gross man

>>721859304
Same. I slap her, call her a whore, make her cry and suck my dick.

Feels good, bro. She really is a piece of shit, though. She's a pill popping doctor.

>>721863754
I know, not proud of it

my ex was 23
her sister was hotter she was 17
i did her sister twice

>>721857939
Underage fag confirmed

>>721862578
>>721862694
>>721862751

I'm not very good at story telling but I'll give it a shot.

>Wife and sister come from an abusive home. Dad's gone and mom is crazy. When we were dating she mentioned several times she wants to take her sister with her when we get a place together.
>Finally move into shortly before we get married and after we get everything settled, we bring sister in.
>Sister is pretty cool, not annoying like your average teen. She likes to read watch vampire diaries/other similar shows and that's pretty much it.
>Wife works 3-11 on an odd schedule, I work M-F 7-3. So I spend a lot of time alone with sister.
>She convinces me to watch Vampire Diaries
>It's actually not a bad show.jpeg
>"You remind me of Stephan anon" "I don't think I'm as stuck up as him haha"
>"No, the way you love and treat wife-anon." "I guess so"
>Another episode or so goes by, we are binge-watching together talking about random shit.
>"Is it weird that there is like a 100 year age difference between them?" "A little if you think about it like that." "I don't think it's weird anon, anyone can fall in love." "I guess you're right."
>At this point she pretty much cuddles up next to me and falls asleep. I don't really think much of it, I've kinda taken on a father-figure role.
>I eventually pick her up and take her to bed, when I get her in there she asks if I can stay in her bed until she falls back asleep. I think this is a little odd, but I go ahead and do it.
>She really cuddles up next to me, rubbing her butt on my crotch, i'm trying to be professional. This is really the first time I've had any sexual thoughts about her, but I contain it.
>"I love you anon" "I love you too sister-anon" "Anon...I really love you" "I know..." Again, I wasn't thinking too much about her specific words.

Cont?

>>721863910
sick

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When my cousin invited me to a 'family reunion,' I declined by telling him I simply didn't want to go. He then said he's coming to my state to visit other relatives (whom I haven't spoken to in almost 10 years), and said he and his mother (my aunt) want to see me then, too. I declined and just told him to 'be careful.'

It's really part of a bigger plot to tell that entire side of the family that I no longer want anything to do with them ever again.

>>721861304

Nice

>>721858349
Go die in a fire

>>721864041
yess

>>721858349
Share the stories

>>721863376
He's gay like me.
Pretty obvious.
The only ones that believe there is anything but straight and gay (all those flavors in between) are closet-gays trying to justify their existence. The fact is that you are either gay or straight and there is no (real) bi or anything else. People who dabble are just scared gays or in denial.

>>721864465
I'm bi. You're an idiot, but sure, whatever floats your boat~ :3

anyone with diaper fetish plz tell me ur kik so i can add u

>>721861848
Unlike you faggots, my story is true. Just wish I'd have asked for more

>>721864465
That's what my gut told me. I don't know why he's in denial. We grew up in Miami Beach. I have loads of homobros. Nothing to see here.

I just hope he isn't all tortured inside from the repressed homolust because that's when gays go crays.

>>721864041
go on!!

I sometimes eavesdrop on chicks pissing/shitting at my workplace. Even though toilettes are completely seperated, walls are paper thin.

>>721864041
Yes, of course. Proceed.

>>721854695
Four months ago, I kissed a 15-year old girl I met on 4Chan.

>>721861267
I mean shit it's probably a serious mental disorder, but oh well, rather an hero than spend money on a fucking shrink. Or I just don't give a shit and give into it.

>>721862320
I'm the dude you quoted.
11/10, made my night.

I shot an unarmed civilian in Afghanistan just because I could.

Also, I fantasize about traps when I fuck my wife.

>>721864041
>>721864441

>She eventually goes to sleep and I go to bed and eventually wife comes home and the rest is pretty average night.
>Skip ahead two days, it's just me and sister again
>She's been saying she wanted to keep watching vampire diaries with me, so I figure we might as well make it a thing on nights it's just us.
>We are watching, sister is being more touchy and kinda cuddly than normal. Nothing is still clicking with me at all. We are just talking about life.
>"Do you think I'm pretty anon?" It was kinda out of the blue, so it threw me off "I think you're very pretty"
>"If you were Stephan and I was Elania (from the show) would you date?" "I guess haha"
>"If you weren't with wife-anon would you date me?" I was completely unprepared for this, "Uh...I mean, yeah sure...well you know, if I had met you and uhhh if you were a little older, and everything kinda worked out?"
>"I'm not a child." "I know you're not. I just wasn't prepared for you to ask that."
>"I would treat you better than wife-anon." "You're sister treats me fine...why are you acting weird?"
>"Because I love you anon." It finally hit me at this point. "Sister-anon....I'm really tired tonight and i'm just going to head to bed. I love you too, but i'm married to your sister." I kiss her on the forehead and tell her goodnight.
>So I go to my bedroom and i'm playing some vidya on my computer. I'm thinking about everything. I'm kinda overwhelmed at this point. After about an hour sister-anon comes in
>"Kiss me." What? "Just kiss me and see if you love me." "That's not how it works..." "Just kiss me anon...I love you and you love me..." I notice she's actually crying at this point so I say just ok...
>We kiss and it was a really passionate kiss and I do have some weird feels....
>After we kiss we just look at each other and I don't say anything and she leans in and kisses me again "See anon...I love you" and she leaves.
>I can't even sleep that night

>>721865486
Are you fucking serious?

>>721866471
Who is serious?

I'm a bi guy, mostly into guys. I met my best friend half a year ago, she's bi but mostly into girls. We're perfect for each other personality-wise and we both find each other super hot. She has a boyfriend of 7 years but I'm pretty sure she's going to dump him for me.

She's explicitly said I'm her perfect type, she'd fuck me, etc. When she's really tired sometimes she'll text me weird stuff like last night she said "If I get the nerve to do what I might do I'll let you decide on what to do"

She claims not to remember texting this stuff but I know that's bull.

>>721865486
Are there no repercussions to shooting random people? Did no one see?

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>>721866471

Now now. It wasn't you nor any of your family that was shot. Don't get offended.

>>721866471
Yeah, I'm serious. That probably makes me a closet fag or something, but whatever.

>>721865147
bullshit

>>721866603
I've greentexted the story before, and I can do it again if you're that interested, but tl;dr is that I was able to bullshit that it was self defense and no one investigated too hard

>>721865944
>721865944
holy hot cont mate more pics

>>721865944

>The next few days are really awkward. I can't help but to stare at sister any chance I get.
>The is the first time I've looked at her as anything but my wife's sister, I start to notice how attractive she is and how cute it is when I catch her staring at me.
>Worst part is wife is home for three days and we have no time to even talk about what happened.
>My plan is to tell her than this can't happen and we should just go back to the way things were before
>We finally get a night alone and as soon as wife leaves I say "sister-anon..." but she literally jumps on me and kisses me
>I'm not going to lie...I started thinking with my dick at this point.
>"Anon, I know you feel the same way I do. I love you and you love me."
>I just look at her and she is beautiful and like I said I have little blood in my brain at this point. "I love you sister-anon"
>"Do you love me more than wife-anon?" "Yes"
>At this point we start making out, she doesn't really know what she's doing but I lead her along.
>Instinctively I reach into her pants to start to finger her, not really thinking about who it is.
>"Wait anon, i'm not sure I'm ready for that." "I want to be your first." she just kinda nods
>I'm not even sure what I said, like I said i'm not thinking 100 percent clearly, I'm completely caught up in the moment.
>I start to undress her while we are making out and I am feeling every inch of her body.
>Eventually I take off my pants and she looks at me and just says "I love you"
>I start to push into her about half an inch and ask if this is ok. "Do you love me anon?" "Yes I love you" "I want you to be my first anon..."
>I push in slowly, it's tight, it's wet, and animal instincts take over. I start pumping
>I can tell she's a little uncomfortable but I keep going and eventually pull out and cum on her stomach
>Then we just lay on the couch and cuddle for hours.

>>721867008
god I'm so jealous, it's so hot, tell us more about present

claims hes never one it before, does dope green text story, seems like bait

I hid a friend in the closet and let him watch me fuck my girlfriend,

One time I blind folded her and let him feel her up. He wanted me to let him fuck her but his dick is shorter and fatter than mine so I was afraid to try.

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>>721867180
>>721867008

Things have of course gotten a lot less awkward in the past little over a year when that happened. We've gotten use to how to act when my wife is around. We do squeeze butts and kiss when she's not looking but that's pretty much it when she's home. We are more or less dating now. When my wife is gone we go on dates and do normal shit.

Honestly, I do love her now. I'm not sure if I did when everything first happened, but our relationship has changed. Here were we live age of marriage and consent is 16 and we have talked a lot about the possibility of me divorcing my wife and marrying the sister and at this point it's probably the most likely conclusion to all of this.

>>721858142
I desperately wish I could switch bodies with a feminine 8yo boy. I'd seduce and get bred by every pervert I could find.

>>721867860
it is so fucking hot, you'reo ne lucky fag, god speed anon, may I ask for more pics? she's so cute!

>>721854695
Fuck this planet

>>721854695
First porn I ever fapped to was some random futa doujin. Fucked with my sexuality hardcore.

Kind of my secret, I think my wife is planning to divorce me.

>>721867860
You don't think that's kind of shitty? Imagine your wife fucking your brother when you're away for a year and decides she's in love with him and leaves you for your brother.. You'd be pissed off for sure anon. Just admit. Kinda(by that I mean a whole lot of) fucked up /b/ro

..... im the one who let the dogs out

>>721869168
You fucking monster

>>721869168
lol god damn it. the fucking music video is actually dogs getting let out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM

I just pissed all over yield while fapping. First time I have ever done this and I came so hard. I think I may have found a new fetish but I'm also ashamed

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>>721868996

You're probably right anon, but what's done is done.

>>721869857
You reap what you sow. Did she ever have any suspicions? What about any stories you almost got caught?

>>721870197

I don't think so, the only thing she has ever really said is that she is surprised by how close we have gotten. She knows I take her out, but her sister doesn't really any close friends so she just thinks i'm being nice to her.

As far as almost getting caught, only twice have we really be caught or almost caught. Once was when I was leaving, I accidently just kissed her on the lips right in front of my wife but we played it off as a "whoops" moment where I missed her cheek.

A second time we were in my bed cuddling and she was completely nude when we heard my wife come in, but she went to the bathroom before coming into the bedroom and it gave the sister enough time to get out.

i cuckolded this neo nazi because i didn't know his wife was married and every day im terrified that they're going to drive up and kill me.

I fooled around with my youngest step sister for 4 years starting when I was 11 & she was 6. It started with her flashing me her vag & I'd show her my dick. Then went on to touching, she'd play with my dick like a door stopper & I'd make the "boioioioing" sound which made her laugh. Then I showed her how to Jack me off & I started rubbing her pussy. That went on routinely for 2 years to the point where I'd ask her if she wanted to feel "tingly" whenever we were alone & then we'd run upstairs go under the covers of my bed & touch each other. When she was 9 we starting doing oral & we'd hump each other, I wouldn't penetrate her but she would get on top of me, sandwich my dick inbetween her snatch & my stomach then "ride"/hump me. We stopped when she was 10 at her request. We never mentioned or talked about it after that for nearly 12 years until like 5 years ago. She wrote me a letter asking why I taught her how to do the "things" we did & shit. I ended up having a face to face conversation with her, made up some story about being abused by a babysitter, I even cried. She told me she forgave me & she still loved me like a brother & would never tell anyone about our secret.

>>721871602
>Abused by babysitter

Fuckin quick thinking dude

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I'm quitting smoking and it's really hard. I feel like I'm replacing the nicotine with coffee. I don't even like coffee. I just want the feeling of some chemical inside me.

I pray Im never drunk enough to do coke.

>>721858246
Who here hasn't? This is /b/

>>721854695
I get my kicks sniffing girls' bicycle seats.

>>721864134
Haha, I'm doing the same thing. I just don't like the drama on my father's side. Why don't you want to see them again?

>>721867860
Christ man! High five!

I've fantasized about banging my youngest sister-in-law (now in her early 30s) but she was, uhh, never as hot as your sister-in-law...

I mean it's kinda shitty what you're doing to your wife, but I'm still mentally high-fiving you, especially if your wife is just as hot as her sister.

Do you ever bang 'em both in a day, making those pussy juices mix??

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>>721872668

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>>721872673
They're from my biological dad's side of the family. If memory serves, my parents divorced when I was less than a year old, and that was way back in '89. Since then, my mom had pretty much forced me to waste a big portion of my adolescence on 'getting to know' them by spending one summer after another at their house, dealing with cousins, aunts, uncles, etc from that side of the family. Suddenly as an adult, I'm learning about/being 'discovered' by half brothers and sisters I never knew existed, mainly because those aunts and even my own mother did everything they could to make sure I didn't encounter them before (because 'dad' was afraid we'd gang up and take him out, despite him being in their lives 100% and not mine). Not only that, but his side of the family waits until I'm an adult in my late-20s with NO criminal record before they decide to continue engaging with me, after years of alienation and neglect for not fitting the 'ideal' of what they consider to be an "acceptable" cousin/nephew/uncle.

So really, I'm just done with the whole lot of them. As far as I'm concerned, any obligations I might have had to them as a member of the family ended in 1989, and now that I'm an adult, I have the power/authority to choose whether or not I want to continue dealing/wasting my time with them.

I don't, and can't wait to tell them all about it.

>no disrespect, but I really don't want anything more to do with you people
>but, we'z yo' family!
>no. As far as I'm concerned, your brother/cousin is dead to me.

>>721872424
unless you enjoy cigs you will never really leave them, i haven't smoked for a week, and the last time i did they felt really disgusting and now i can't imagine smoking again

>>721859407
How old is she in other countries?

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>>721872673
>>721873179
Furthermore, I already know how the conversations would go.
>Oh, you're an atheist still? You just need to go to church again.
>Why don't you have a girlfriend or wife? Don't you want kids? Don't you want your mother to become a grandmother? You know, you shouldn't be so selfish.
>Maybe you're gay? You know, God don't like gays (despite the fact that my own son is a gay pastor with full-blown AIDS and is only kept alive through donations, blood transfusions, and organ replacements)
>Stop being so political/anti-American!
>Why aren't you a soldier?
>You don't believe in God? I mean, the rest of us are Christians, but we have homes, families, friends, and are living out our dreams. Why aren't you, Mr. Super-Smart Atheist?
>You're too old to be watching those Jap cartoons and playing video games. That's why women don't talk to you!
>You should forgive your father.

Already triggering myself just thinking about this.

>>721862072
so true

>>721873529
are you lgbt too?

>>721865147
more?

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>>721874452
No, but I've been single since 2005 and have had NO luck with women since. Also, looks like it'll stay that way, while guys at my age (particularly in the family) usually have wives and kids by now.

>>721869857
Post pics of your wife

>>721874691
yeah...whats so bad about wifey? lets see her

>>721858349
I'm part of an affair, feels wrong but I love her so it feels right. Don't know what to do

I can only get off from sex when I'm in love with the girl. This has severely harmed my ability to date because I haven't yet met a girl who's willing to wait a month or two without thinking I'm some religious nutjob.

>>721873529
dont give up. try online dating.

>>721871019
Your sister is going to grow up and change over the next few years and leave you. Then you'll be alone, probably forever, because you'll be obsessed with what you fucked up. And you'll never get anything again that satisfies you as much as fucking your 14 year old sister in law.

Enjoy the rest of your life, dumbass.

>>721875113
Your sister in law*

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>>721875095
I have. Even in the virtual world, I'm a loser, kek

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Here is my wife for comparison...

>>721872699
I used to pretty often, but semi-recently there was an incident that cause the sister to get pretty jealous and she asked me to choose her or my wife. I chose her, but she understands that I kinda have to have sex with my wife every now and then to keep up the facade until she turns 16.

>>721874691
>>721874763
There's nothing really "bad" or "wrong" about her, it started because I gave into lust and now I pretty much have no feelings toward my wife but I'm deeply in love with the sister.

>>721875182
Your wife is hot as fuck. I'll take her.

>>721875113
Indisputable

>>721875182
Fucking her on the side is one thing, but thinking you're going to live happily ever after with her? You're fucking delusional.

>>721875182
holy shit your wife is hot. damn she gives me feels

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>>721875264
>>721875455
You can have her come October lol

>>721875413
I might be ,but, I do hope you're wrong.

>>721875659
what country are u from ?

i make my mother to suck my cock and i face fuck her hard very often and she will never tell anyone cause she's too ashamed of it, she is crying at the moment in her room as i am writing this.

>>721875659
He's not wrong. There is absolutely no way that relationship will last. If she were 30, sure. But she's 15. She won't be into you when she's 20.

Plus, you said she didn't have friends. She'll eventually meet new people and realize there are a lot better prizes out there than you.

You're fucked every way you turn. Your best hope is to get your wife into kinky shit and convince her to let you fuck her sister. And those aren't good odds, dude.

>>721875182
How could you cheat on a woman like that, you're a fucking asshole.

>>721875707
Your cock has never even come close to a woman, you lying faggotron.

>>721875659
If I were fucking that, I'd never even think about banging someone else.

Fuck you.

>>721862147
so your the asshole from yesterday

>>721859136
Tell me everything!

>>721874943
I can't even date a girl unless I know there's strong feelings both ways. Sex isn't all that hard this way but I'm 21 and have only dated 2 girls. Knew both of them as friends for months in advance

Posted in the past but ill post again.
>Be me 29, 30th birthday coming up
>go into same sandwich shop every day at work lunch time
>middle aged man, nice guy owner always dead chatty
>tells me how much hes struggling on rent for his business. Always genuinely grateful for my business
>idea.jpg why dont you do the buffet food for my 30th (having a family function)
>mans so happy he almost cried, saying how much itll help him and his family
>decide what to have on the buffet he says he'll sort it. Pay on delivery etc.
>fast forward 2 weeks. Not got enough people coming to justify the big room function etc.
>wife and i decide a night on the town with our friends is better.
>i never told the cafe owner
>never went back.
>his shop was shut for good 3 weeks later.

>mfw i ruined a guys livelihood

Im in love with her and im happy i saved her ass pics

>>721875659
>come october
she into submissives?

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>>721858814

>>721876698
You're a fucking douchebag

>>721876698
thats horrible!

>>721875707
wake up son, you're dreaming

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>>721876240
>>721876106

I guess I'm an asshole. What can I say?

>>721876901
Not really she's more of a submissive

I have to go /b/. I'll go ahead a drop one more of each.

>>721876912
I love when you see dad/daughter or mom/son incest porn and the two people are about the same age.

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>>721877111

I swallowed my niece's pee.

>>721877111
i wanna be your wifes cuck.

ironically shes your cuck.

>>721867008
You should breed both of them
fap fap fap

>>721867860
polygamy is the solution

I spread my juices in the forest once

>>721871038
you black right!? ;)

>>721877773
no im a tiny white boy who looks like a faggot

>>721856175
Adult baby, diaper lover

>>721855389
>>721878075
abdl is hot.

>tfw no boyfriend to lovingly diaper and tease

Fuck!

Op here. Made this thread at work cause bored, it's still going!

Good work anons

I had like 20 crushes and failed at telling them I had feelings all 20 times, had a lot of contact and made them laugh constantly, teachers and such always made jokes about me being their boyfriend/future husband and such, but no balls to come out and say ''Yo, I think we should be more than friends'' or some shit like that.

Currently resisting the urge to get another one at work, going with the whole ''improve yourself and the bitches will come'' deal I've always heard about.

The worst part is its so easy to make normalfags laugh and just force affinity overrall that resisting the illusion that I have a chance with every girl that laughs at my jokes is hard as fug.

I mean, how the fuck can my beta-self ignore all the compliments to my charisma these people are giving to it?

>>721858300
checked

>>721878546
Now it dies kek

I have stupid fucked up fetishes. Fat fetish, feederism, vore. Nothing gets me off faster than a hairy manchub mowing down on some hotwings and beer, burping intermittently.

>>721877111
I came to your wife.
And checked

>>721879640
i have stupid fetishes too.

>have hot girlfriend
>fart this one day
>she looks really intently at me
>.....okkkayyyy.....
>figure out one day she has a fart fetish
>confront her
>y-yeah.....idk, i just think its hot...
>asks me to fart on her face
>lol get into it, hey this is kinda hot
>we break up
>never going to find a girl that wants me to fart on their face again

Fucked my Aunt (dad's brother's wife - not blood relation). She is HOT!!

>>721861748
ok

>>721880020
Pictures or fuck off

∆
∆∆

Egg random people's cars, do really juvenile shit, cut people off in traffic just to slow them down, make girls intentionally uncomfortable. Sing loud at the gym, give people bad advice on purpose, break things of other people, be a general dickhead to people. Break toothpicks off in the locks of random front doors to random homes all the time. I have a battery powered hedge clipper that I use to fuck up people's landscaping. I pour bleach on people's coats at parties. I'm 57 years old.

I would love to fuck a 13 years old loli

Been single since 2010. No end in sight. Only a few kisses and breast grapping in all that time. I'll get my masters degree in 1.5 years. I guess my luck is running out quickly.

Can't tell anyone but my two best friends though, too ashamed of it.

I just don't wanna die alone...

>>721880905
Oh, and I'm a pretty well known public figure in Dallas Texas

>>721880991
I've cut girls hair without them knowing

>>721880905
>>721880991
ted cruz?

>>721880991
Mark Cuban?

>>721880953
Cash me ousside how bow dah?

>>721864041
lies

I don't seed my torrents.

>>721881361
Hopefully. I hope no one is that goddamn stupid.

>>721881396
Kill your parents and then kill yourself

>>721879502
Incorrect

I sometimes like to fap in uniform.
When I'm supposed to be doing soldier type things, I'm just fapping in the barracks.
Don't really know what it is.

>>721854695
>me 10, sister 5
>granda drove us to a park to play nd do kids stuff
>on the way, in the car i found an umbrella
>opens it and hides behind it with sis cuz it's fun
>she brought two barbies with her and i undress them and let them do lesbian pussy rub rub stuff.
>sis doesnt understand. cute
>starts kissing her
>sis kisses back like it's a normal thing.
>kisses a lot nd start touching her puss
>ask her to touch mine
>sis does but doesn't understand
>feelgoodman.png
>later that day: 8pm sis goes to bed
>go to bed one hour later
>feeling scared cuz she can tell parents what i did cuz she always asks for explanations for everything
>sis is sleeping
>puts my right hand on her mouth nd use left one to close her nose
>am sure this will kill her
>get more scared: i rly like my sis and dont wanna lose her even if parents will find out eventually
>stops
>sis still sleeping nd breathing
>goes to sleep
>still cry over this these days

I've had thoughts about drugging and raping my slutty neighbor. I also know where the key to their house is.

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>>721859945
Stupid cunts.

>>721882716
Stfu

>>721882098
Wtf

I grabbed my mom's phone one day while she was asleep and found out she's into really kinky shit. Wish I'd just left it alone.

>>721883543
Dump yo mom's stuff

By day I am Pooder Pooker, Coolige Stoodent.
By night I am Spoodermoon. Punch roobers in faceface.

>>721883635
No pics. Just her texting with a guy about how deep she wants it in her ass, that she wants him to leave bruises, that she likes the rope to be tight, etc. And apparently he pissed on her.

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>>721879347
Used to be nice to wimminz, like you. Make bitches laugh, be kind, caring, etc.. be a beta faggot.

Got friendzoned half a dozen times. Started being a douchebag. Literally state my intent in the first 10 minutes of meeting a sexy grill... treat them with minimal respect; as if they're pussy with legs. Whaddya know... multiple friends with benefits.

>nice guys don't finish last
>nice guys finish them selves to traps on /b/

Sometimes i shit on tbe floor of the public bathrooms at the mall. As in i drive my ass down to the mall just to shit on the bathroom floors. Sometimes i even throw my shit at the walls and ceiling.

>>721884452
You can still be a nice guy and just let them know you're intent initially. Works well enough for me.

>>721854695
I helped my ex gf to fuck a dog

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>>721885021
It appears that women at a certain point of being treated nicely seem to put me in the "absolute no fucking zone". Not taking the chance and overdoing it again. I get laid. I even have had to reject and 7.8/10 20 year old PT redheaded fire bush sporting girl who wanted nothing but a fuck buddy, because I have too much shit to do and I have my other FWB come to my place on demand whenever I need to bust some nuts.

>>721885845
I mean whatever works.
Personally I just hate being douche.
If all I want is some fuck, I let them know. If they say no, I move on. Well, a few of them I still talk to cause they're decent people.

>>721857935
Just do it. World is full of people enough as it. Doesn't need those who don't want to be alive

26 f and my parents are still waiting for my anime phase to end

>>721858826
In fact we are the evolved ones. New brain. No religion. Higher IQ. Clear enough?