AMEN

>>721846318

fuck off kyke

AMEN

what if i don't do either

>>721846388

then u r satan's child

AMEN

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MAYBE NEXT TIME AMEN

AMEN

AMEN!

What is going on in this thread? Did some faggy christian discord find out what the chan is?

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846855
lol just AMEN brah, its not hard to stay out of hell and junk.

hold on, jesus thinks i'm a child, and he also watches while i masturbate? awkward...

>>721846914
>stay out of hell
This is hell. There is no other unholy or holy dimension. Once you're dead you're gone.

>>721846855

Say it you fucking fag

AMEN

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>>721846960
No thanks. And next time I'm taking a big thick cock I'll make sure "gods" watching and he knows you caused it so you're sent to "hell".

>file related

>>721846290
Amen

>>721847053

>too obsessed with dick to even say it

Fags are more of a cancer than Islam.

>>721846855

>"the chan"


hahahhahhahhaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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>>721847124
>calls someone a fag
>proceeds to complain when said fag says something faggy

You christian cucks are all the same huh? Bitch bitch bitch and complain about everyone else's lives but cant keep your own in order.

This is the shittiest bait thread I've seen for a while. Congrats.

>>721847239

Keep crying bitch nigga but it aint gonna save you from Hell.

A M E N
M
E
N

MANE

>>721847239
Hold on,now,don't get your panties in a twist there, anon

GAYMEN

>>721847239

is it really this easy to trigger /b/ ? wtf

or is it just the fags that get so butthurt lol

>>721846290
This isnt facebook nigger


Prepare for intense bully

>>721847311
>still believes in a god
>believes in hell

How does it feel to be cucked by religion anon? I would hate to be getting fucked by a bunch of religious niggers.

HAIL SATAN.

>>721847239
That is one GREAT Futurama meme, my fellow chansmen. Would you mind sharing a few more?

>>721847053
yeah nevermind, we don't want you in Heaven

>>721847503
I'm baiting all you niggers. Its easy and fun. All I have to do is greentext and say shit everyone else has said a million times before.

Amen

>>721847572
No. I don't share with poorfags.

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>>721846290
A MEN

*hovers above ground*
*dark orbs fly around me*
*eyes glow dark black*
lol these kids still believe in a god
if you knew how bad the world really is, you would see just how STUPID you all are

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Can any one please try help to work identify this raptor??

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>>721846290
In the name of God, impure souls of the lurking /b/ shall be banished into eternal damnation. Amen.

>>721846290
yes amen

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>>721846290
AMEN

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>>721847996

I'll take the express

>>721846290
AMEN

AMEN

>>721846290
amen

Those who know have risen above the petty need for Gods or Masters of the Ethereal kind.
With enough true training no "God" is able to match the cosmic might of the Human Willpower. Gods are inventions, and that which is created can be destroyed.

>>721846290
amen jesus dude

>>721846290
AMEN

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AMEN and PRAISE TRUMP

AMEN

Amen, you faggots

AMEN

gAyMEN

Amen

ignore and scroll. hail satan.

>>721846318
Nice try child of satan. AMEN

>>721849162
you fucked it up retard

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>>721846290

>>721846290
AMEN JESUS!

ALLAHU AKBAR
AMEEN YA ALLAH
BISMILLAH
AL HAMDULILAH

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
Thats actually a good one. Ill bite.

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

Amen

Amen.

>>721846290
A MAN

Amen

>>721846290
AMEN
Fuck off satan

AMEN

>>721846290
I avoided both commands, I am enslaved to no one.

AMEN

>>721846290
666

>>721846290
Fuck off with this facebook cringe you massively lonely 14 year old retard.

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
Fuck you guys I do what I want

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>>721846290
AMEN

>>721851488
Nazi confirmed

Watch my dubs

>>721846290
AMEN

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>>721851520
>1488
Best get ever I got.

>>721846290
AMEN

AMEN!

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>>721846290
Ignore and scroll

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721847532

only one literal faggot got upset and posted a dick.

looks like /b/ is a Christian board after all.

A M E N

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AMEN brothers!

>>721846290
Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
This board is full of cocksuckers, sissies, Trumptards, liars, and general assholes.

OF FUCKING COURSE WE'RE ALL CHRISTIAN YO. AMEN.

>>721846290
Alluha ackbar

>>721846290
Fuck both of them. I belong to neither of them.

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN b o i

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Amen!

Amen

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>>721846290
fuk off godboy

Amen

Amen

Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
NEMA

>>721846290
ENMA

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

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AMEN AND FUCK YOU SATAN U BITCH

YAY SATAN!!!!!!!!! He throws way better parties than that mango picking faggot, Jesus. I'm so glad that fucker is getting kicked the hell out of the country now that Trump is in office.

Amen

Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

Amen

>>721846290
Didn't ignore, didn't scroll.
Fuck off with your gay ass cancer, faggot

>>721846290
Amen

>>721846290
AMEN i <3 u jesis

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>>721858626

He will not divide us

Amen

>>721846290
amen
the antichrist will lose (aka muslims)

Deus vult (AMEN)

Amen

i am not a good christian. but who wants satan to win? jesus is love and we need love. satan is hate and everyone hates hate
amen

AMEN
AMON
AMUN
ANU

AMEN

Amen

>>721846290
Amen

>>721846290
Amen
(because it's not clickbait on FB)

Amen, I am child of the most high God

Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

Ínstruccions to hard, dick got stuck in fan

>>721847228
>chan the AHAHAHAahahahah

>>721846290

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
amen

>>721846290
AMEN

AMEN

AMEN

Amen

ignore and scroll

amen
i love jesus. read the gospels.

amen

amen

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN send dem prayers to ma lord J E S U S C H R I S T

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Deus vult brothers. Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

HAIL SATAN!

amen

>>721846290
Amen

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AMEN!

>>721846290
AMEN

Amen

>>721846290
lol

AMEN

AMEN

>>721846290
AUTISM

Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

stop this shitty meme

AMEN

>>721846290
I'll just a kill an infidel instead.

DEUS HOC VULT

>>721846290

AMEN

>>721862690

NAH

AMEN

amen

>>721846290
Amen

how do i find back to jesus? i still somehow love him, but lost him.
AMEN

>>721846290
Amen

STFU Jesus

kys

>>721846290
amen

Then, a mighty wizard arrived and killed both

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721847503
Yes it is, and yes they do

>>721846290
AMEN

Amen

>>721846290
Amen. Fuck you Satan, go eat a demon dick you fag enabling coon.

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>>721846290
A-Team

i'm fucked and i know it. still love jesus and i know that he's the right way, but have no hope. it's just my mind telling me this. my heart is dead

AMEN

ANUS

>>721846290
Amen

AMEN

>>721846290
amen

Amen

stay away from me satan. save me jesus

AMEN

AMEN


Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

AMEN

>>721846290
Amen

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>>721858961
>Muslims
You do realise that the signs of the antichrist is that he's one eyed and will rally 70,000 jews with him?

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Praise YHWH

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>>721846290
Amen Ra.


You know what happened in the years from when Joshua was a baby until they come back at 12?

They went to Egypt. Mary and Joseph were royal and were a part of the mystery school there.

When they came back Josh is pwnng hrdC0rE the scholars that claim to understand that shit.

Then they leave. Huh.

Next up, East. Make a stop around India, Nepal, hell maybe even get as far as Thailand. (I dont think that they got to Japan or China, but if they did, they learned a lot.)

Then they come back to teach, at like, i think it was between 29 and 32 years old, (who knows when Joshua was really born, but it might have been during the summer because theres notes of a star visible to "guide to him", but astro records showed there might have been a supernova visible in the sky, which is pretty cool.) and teaches a lesson based on chakras, chi points, and how to use qi to manipulate reality and shit. Next Dimensional shit.

You know in church when you go a mass, you cross your forehead, mouth, and heart?

Foreheads the third eye, representing insight.
Mouth, or the throat chakra, represents truth.
And the heart always represents love.

>>721865468
the word antichrist is used for everyone who wants the opposite of jesus

>>721846437
But I didn't ignore post or type amen, so bam I am no one's child

>>721865468
interesting. can you show me the source of your believes?

Amen.

Amen

>>721865684
But dont muslims think that Jesus is also a prophet or something? I heard they also believe in the virgin birth of Mary and all that

!NEMA

AMEN

>>721865968
they don't read the gospels, but have their own ideas, who jesus was and what he did. they don't think that he died and resurrected btw. they believe, jesus was stolen from the cross and replaced by someone else lol. islam has pretty much the opposite values than jesus had

>>721846290
Obligatory Notice:
Jesus is not tempted (baited) by Satan after his trials completed.

AMEN

>>721846290
Fuck you anon for God tier bait

AMEN

Shit, he is onto me.

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>>721865600
and they smoked those funny brown Lebanese cigarettes and used a, lets say, "Annointed" oil, if you know what im saying.


Like alot.

i will just post something so i will fall off chart

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

Amem


>>721846290
Op, you are a queer. I got so superstitious that I had to post. I fucking hate you, I have never done this

Amen

Amen

>>721846290
God is dead

>>721846290
NIGGER

>>721846290
Ayy men

>>721846290
amen

AMEN!

amen

Lol>>721846290
Am ennn

Don't worry Satan. You da man.
HAIL SATAN

Ignore and scroll

>>721867297
i kekd

>>721846290
and amen

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>>721846290
Kek this shit ridiculous I'm not even athiest

>>721846290
HAIL SATAN

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

Amen

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

AMEN

>>721846290
Amen

>>721846290
Amen

>>721846290

AMEN

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
Hail Satan.

>>721846290
Neither of them are real, stop wasting your life.

>>721846290
AMEN

AMEN YOU BASTARD

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For the glory of Satan

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>>721864071

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آمین

If this post ends in a even number, there is a God.

AMEN

>>721868107
values are real. people with values are real. values affect peoples lifes.
amen

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>>721846290
Amen. Jesus Christ is the way, truth, and the life.
My life has been so much better because of him. I can't believe I once denied him. Amen, my lord.

If I get dubs then their is a God

>>721846290
Amen

AMEN

AMEN

>>721868508
Reroll

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Amen

>>721868935
Final Reroll

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>>721868977
THEIR IS A GOD!

>>721868935
>>721868508
‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’”
mathew 4,7

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>>721869066
You're right anon. I truely repent

>>721846290
amen

>>721868107

Within you, you know that there is good, and there is bad. Even though postmodern marxists will try to tell you that there is no difference between good and bad, you know that they are wrong, they are Satan's children. Praise goodness, praise Jesus.

Amen.

amen

AMEN

AMEN

>>721846290

ah fuck it,

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

Satan is a fag

AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
You got this shit of your facebook feed faggot.

Amen!

AMEN i guess

AMEN
Fuck satan didnt even help me win the lottery

Amen

>>721846290
im the child of god, not jesus!

>>721846290
Amen

AMEN

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

AMEN
M
E
AMEN

>>721871691

nah i'm actually your 4ch elder, kys newfriend scum

nemA

AMEN

Amen

>>721873057
amen backwards sounds suspiciously almost like enema

>>72184629
AMEN

>>721846290
come at me, u both lose

Amen

>>721846290
AMEN

amen lel

>>721846290
AMEN

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>>721847729
Amen bro

>>721848620
Isn't man natures invention?

>>721846290
I used to be Christian, but then some black dude told me Jesus was a nigger, so I quit.

>>721846290
Hail Satan
>666 get

>>721846290
Heil Hitler.

ALLAHU AKBAR
AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

Amen

>amen

>>721846290
Almond

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290
amen

>>721846290
AMEN

>>721846290

Thank you Jesus for this thread.

Amen.