What is the meanest thing you've ever done to a girl, /b/?

>>721844842
Show me

>>721844842
Say hi

>>721844842
I shit in her bed, woke up yelling, blamed her for it, and used it to break up with her.

Good thing (for her atleast) is now she refuses to drink or do any drugs now. Called me up a year later saying she was clean and how what happened was a wake up call.

I just got tired of her

>>721844992
Sounds like it worked out for the best.

>>721844992
Savage. Fucking love it

>>721844842
>flirt
>hang at her house
>she ready to bang
>me go home
>had to take massive shit
>didnt fuk her
>she mad

>>721844842
We were supposed to hook up, she sent me a pic of her pussy, it looked ery frightening, then I immediately told her I was gay. Fucked up part is that she was and probably still is madly in love with me. Told her that night I was gay, never spoke to her again.

Worth it.

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>>721844842
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>721844992
Copy pasta. although the pasta ended up with her killing herself.

I fucked my GF and her best friend while they both were high as balls. Came in both and her best friend (who had a BF at the time) got preggers and i'm pretty sure it's mine.

They both do not know the event in question occurred. I wish i had the HD with the pics, too bad that's encrypted and in her possession.

>>721844842
dubs gets ur post vid plz.

>>721845340
>encrypted
>in her possession
wat

>>721844842
more of the girl in the pic

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I fucked a mature jewish lady in mouth...she was a hooker, I felt bad after the fact.

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>>721845340

Ditched a girl because she was starting to rapidly gain weight and I spend too much time on fat people hate threads on /fit/. Her mom was also a little on the heavier side.

>>721844842
GF cheated on me, in revenge I hooked up with her best friend. She tried to get back together with me, but I completely chewed her out in public. She later attempted suicide and had to be instituted.

Got into this depressed girls Instagram snapchat and email accounts and fucked her life up even more for no reason. Made her two year boyfriend break up with her, sent her nudes to everybody and made her own family hate her.

>>721845431
She took my computer when we broke up, i had the files on a partition of a hard drive that needs a password to decrypt it.

>>721845477
Would you believe my GF eventually cheated on me (and then got together with after we broke) with the girl who got preggers BF. He pays a fuck tonne in Child support and i get to see the tyke because i'm the cool 'uncle'.

is a good situation all in all.

>>721845601
Post nudes or story is bullshit.

Was seeing a girl for 2 weeks, got her to blow me, cut things off a half hour later. Literally waited a half hour to go downstairs and dump her over AIM. I was kind of a shitbag in highschool.

>>721845267
Pussy doesn't scare me. Let's see.

>>721845298
Monster.

>>721844842
slapped my cunt ex for being a weak little bitch

>>721845340
Probably for the best.

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>>721844842
Told her I loved her.

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>>721845601

>>721845367
Be patient...someone here will post it. Or you can just search "4Chan girl eat shit" you know where and can find it. Don't even know who the poor girl is. Feel sorry for her.

>>721845623
Nope.

>>721845465
Did you shout OY VEY! when you came?

sent my exes dad a nude she sent her new bf through her own picture mail account online.

>>721845562
Sounds like she spun out of control. Sorry to hear that.

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>>721845630

>>721845601
Nudes you say?

Nobody ever believes me but I fucked a chick at gunpoint when I caught her breaking into my parents house trying to fuck my dog.

I was like, 15. Gun wasn't even loaded. Girl was dumber than a box of cocks also, lived down the road from me

>>721845640
I forgive you, now forgive yourself. Read each and every shitty thing that women have to put up with here as your penance.

>>721845820
hey, those are nice titties. Let's see some nudes with a face?

>>721845675
You shouldn't lay hands on a girl. "When you waste the wimp, you're nothing but a wimp."

>>721845712
Zozzle.

>>721845820
Nice tits!

>11th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing JNCOS) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and wonder what became of her. Did that incident make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?

I shared a flat with a female friend for a couple of years on my early 20's. I used to cum inside of her champoo bottle, I may did it more than 100 times.

>>721845847
Don't believe you, but would like any "real" stories you got though.

>>721844842
rape

>>721845866
The world is changing once again, Hanzo. It's time to pick a side.

>>721845811
She was already unstable when I entered a relationship with her, but she hid it well. I feel more sorry for her parents.

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>>721845974
what the fuck, man

>>721845974
kek

>>721845784
To make it worse her kitten had a cold, and needed to be taken to the vet....my hooker experience was ruined. Fuck life.

>>721845687
I'm impressed they didn't remember the night, and that the two didn't OD.

One day I was sniffing glue and got so out of it i jumped on my female friends back and dragged her to the ground and simulated fucking her. Tore her clothes. She went home crying. I don't remember any of it.

>>721846010
Sall I got mayne. Other than that the worst Ive done is fucked my exs friends when I found out she cheated. Y'all are the ones who asked for the "meanest" thing so.

>>721845974
Copypasta
>>721846051
>>721846113
Newniggers

>>721844842
This girl cheated on me and I found out. I wanted to leave her, but she didn't want. I figured I would get everything I could out of it. I made her gag on my dick a couple times and she even threw up once. Felt good. She kept cheating on me (it was with another girl) and I found out where they were at. I drove to the house and made her suck my dick and let me fuck her ass otherwise I would tell the girl. She went for it. I watched them through the window as they made out afterwards. Felt really nice.

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>>721844842
the question is, what did you do that prompted you to make this thread fam

>>721845974
fake

>>721846193
cool

>>721845974
I know this is copypasta, but dude Jesus fuck Christ...greentext and apology or something. If there is a God, you are going to hell.

>>721846028
Why?

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Can any one or all Pease l attempt to identify this Raptor??

>>721845866
Oh I've forgiven myself, I'm well past it. She still hates my guts though. She was seeing a friend of mine years later, I went to his apartment to party(he was living with 2 other friends of mine) and we made eye contact as friend was walking her out, if looks could kill I'd be dead. People noticed and I told the whole party about it, then friend came back in and was like "not a fucking word out of you." It was classic.

>>721846041
I hear that. Having a kid is hard enough (look at the averwge /b/tard). I've seen what mental illness does to families.

>>721846335
because women abuse everything they can to get what they want so why not me? Or maybe I just wanted to stick my dick with her and didnt want to wait for her to be ready for it.

>>721844842
asked her out

>>721846338
It's Tom a hawk.

>>721846138
There is plenty more pussy for sale out there, anon. Be a gentleman. It's a dangerous job, and they see the worst side of men.

>>721845623
fucking faggot

>>721846152
Elmers...not even once.

Blew a load on her ass wiped it up with her panties , her parents rock up now long after and she puts them on to out with dinner with them

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>>721846303
there is only one god

>>721846153
Fair enough. Doing something mean, but not terrible speaks well of your character. No need to apologize.

>>721845974
What the fuck man what's wrong with you

>>721846226
I'm a sucker for revenge anal. Any pics?

>>721846193
lol guys ive heard this story before im so cool xd

>>721844992
topayyy

>>721846238
Acknowledged that I have difficult emotions toward the fairer sex. I think it's therapeutic to be able to read how awful some guys are to women. Helps put things in perspective.

>>721846450
I'm an asshole, but i don't like dicks.

Projecting much?

>>721844842
>early 20s
>no gf
>doing office skills course while working on household demolitions rubble removal truck
>not even the driver
>annoying asian girl in apartment downstairs
>thick glasses
>baggy clothes
>keeps trying to make friends
>ok goddammit
>turns out she has amazing tits
>begin fucking arrangement
>quickly get tired of her
>one night she follows me to my bed
>immediately starts blowing me
>try to fall asleep
>can't do it
>turn on side and squeeze her tits, hard
>her moaning makes my dick vibrate
>start thrusting in her mouth
>squeezing tits to get that vibration with each thrust
>dick feels like tuning fork, sensation inside and all the way down
>actually fucking her face now, faster and faster
>she's gagging and moaning nonstop
>body tries to download my spine into her mouth
>lay back, she's coughing and has sperm all over her
>she apologises and goes to get cleaned up
>fall asleep
>dropped her a week later

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>>721845562
sure she did

>>721846410
Look around, fam. Men can be extremely cruel.

>>721844842
Married her.

>>721846338
That's dave he's pretty neat at parties

>>721846419
That's not that bad.

>>721846535
Yeah I have a few. She was super prudish like, but she was willing to take pics to 'make up for it.' I've posted them here once or twice. They are on my HD that's buried somewhere and I am way too drunk to find it. Sorry :(

>>721846480
Wow...I have a fantasy of doing this to a girl. Thank you, anon, for letting me love vicariously through you!

>be 25
>Meet this Argentine grill
>Start dating
>Sex is awesome
>Go out to club see friend who is grill
>Chat gf comes up loses her shit
>Jelly as fuck
>Same shit every where we go
>Attacks grill I known most of my life
>Fucking bitch is crazy
>At restaurant waitress smiles at me
>Crazy out of her seat ready to fight
>Enough of this shit I'm done
>Go back to her apartment
>Tell her I don't want to see her any more
>Ok anon no problem
>Strangely calm
>She goes in kitchen
>I get up to leave
>Here she comes with a knife
>Slashing back and forth
>Wtf.jpg
>Put the knife down you crazy bitch
>No!!!!!!
>Grab pillow off couch she stabs pillow
>uppercut her as hard I can, knock her out cold
>Leave
>Couple days later a friend tells me I knocked out a few teeth and broke her jaw.

>>721845974
Old pasta is old.

>>721846303
>I know this is copypasta
>you are going to hell

You're not the sharpest knife of the drawer, are you ?

>>721846589
fair enough. being humble is awesome man. godspeed.

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>started making out
>she took off her pants
>i turned on the tv
that's about the time she walked away from me.

>>721846694
No worries.

>>721846615
>body tries to download my spine into her mouth

>>721845260
This happened to me kinda but story goes:
>flirt for years
>throw st. patties bash one year
>like 20 people come and we all have too much to drink. Especially me.
>Walk into my room and there she is on my bed.
>I sit down next to her and she rests her head on my shoulder
>"You smell nice anon"
>I look at her deeply in the eyes and say, "I think I have to vomit"
That night I hit all the walls.

>>721846704
self defense my dood thats not bad at all, bitch was nuts

>>721844842
Punched her in the face for "jokingly" stealing my gym bag. Explained that I jokingly punched her too.
Became a school outcast for it.

>>721846786
Thank you. It hurts to read some of these things. When I get home, I'm going to hug my wife extra tight. If you are reading this and have a girl/waifu, please do the same.

>>721844992
That story makes no fucking sense.

How was what happened to her a "wake-up call" if she easily could've just figured out there's no shit between her asscheeks, therefore it couldn't be hers?

Worst pasta I've ever read.

I believe my... habit of assaulting girls while they're passed out is pretty dickish.

but the worst thing?

I fucked my moms best friend when i was 16. She found out because she walked in on us. Basically got the friend put away as a sex offender because i didn't want my mom to know i initiated it and she called the cops.

Laughing about it to this day.

>>721846789
How old are you, again?

>>721846902
(: my girl stays at my place a lot but right now she isnt, she happened to leave one of the bigger shirts she sleeps in over here and im wearing it just cause i miss her, hah.

>>721846882
did you get tested for autism afterwards?

>>721844842
promised my ex several times that I would never break up with her over a period of a week or 2, then do exactly that a week later. I've never been happier, no regrets

>be 8
>be in class
>qt 3.14 fairly sure she was british had elizabeth as her last name
>constantly do stupid shit like leave a knife(boxcutter) in her backpack
>she always wants to play footzies under the desk but I always kick her in the legs
>shes in pain, too much to say anything
>bullying continues into upper grades
>still never says anything
>usually just hit her face with snowballs and make fun of her when she walks by
>school trip, constantly push her into water and break her sand castles
>mfw she never defends herself and was too dumb to tell the teachers or her parents
I dont know why I was so mean to her tbh she became a 11/10 later on in life but I bet she fucking hates my guts still.
Im sorry D
>topkek

>>721847029
23

>In highschool
>a girl a grade under me wanted to fuck BAD
>not interested
>said if she let me piss on her, I'd fuck her
>said not the face
>okay
>pissed all over her body including her face - getting her drenched
>left with another girl
>never fucked her (too ugly)

>>721844842

I gave a girl gonorrhea, and twisted the story to make it look like she gave it me. We had broken up for a few days, a couple of weeks previously, and both had banged people. I used the situation to break up with her as she was a complete dickhead.

My worst was telling a girl I would marry her to take her virginity. After I dropped her off at the airport I waited until I knew she was on the flight and sent a text breaking up with her so, she can see it when she turns on her phone.

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>>721844842
Where the fuck did you get that screenshot of my sister? I swear to God I'll fucking murder you.

>>721844842
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>721847392
thanks man

Well... she's in my freezer so...

Bratwurst?

>>721847030
Tell her you miss her. She'll appreciate it.

>>721847216
Don't worry, anon. She's probably getting her pussy eaten by an 11/10 guy right now and doesn't really have too many hard feelings.

>>721847300
There's nothing worse than waking up with putrid, yellow, fish smelling pus dribbling from your dick.

stole phone from a friend on a party and posted her nude photos on fb, than throw away the phone into the river. she never found out it was me

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Forced a girl to cum multiple times when she told me to stop. Too bad she was restrained and had no way out.

>A random 3/10 hoe wanted to take my virginity on my 18th birthday.
>I kicked her out of the car 2 miles away from my house because she was wasted.
Went to a party and came back 2 hours later.
>She was waiting on my damn couch.
>Ended up fucking her in the ass dry.

>>721844842

Mothering me

>>721847686
what is happening in the pic

Had my girlfriends worst enemy suck my dick as I talked to her on the phone.

>>721847518
Probably, I bet he has a 20 inch cock too

>>721847705

Course you did.

Made this album hoping someone will recognize her

https://eroshare.com/l04chdng

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I don't talk to girls

>>721847820
101/10

Going to hell for this one;

Fucked my exs retarded 15 y/o sister whenever the bitch left me alone with her. Girl liked it too, and would make noises whenever i came around.

Ex never found out, but i'm pretty sure she suspected shit. me and the ex were 23

>>721847288
>>721847705
>>721847795
All of these are true stories from when I was in high school. Don't have to believe, but they're all real. >>721847811

>>721847830
That's not a bad thing though. Why post it?

>>721846902
Everyone in this thread is being super nice to each other. I'm laughing my fucking balls off at some of the shenanigans pulled because let's be honest, most of them are bullshit.

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>>721845601
>Satan intensifies

Been fucking my girlfriends sister and mom for about 3 years now. The mom and sister know I'm fucking all three but my gf is clueless

>>721848004
good for you

>>721848004
what the hell are you, a Hentai protagonist?

I dated a girl for probably only a month and cheated on her. I told her about it and apologized and she wanted me back. Another month later I broke up with her.

First let me start off by telling you a bit about myself. I used to be sensitive and scrawny as a child and it made me an easy target for bullying. Things didn't go well for me until the 9th grade when puberty hit me like a motherfucker and I turned into some hot shit that had tattoos at 15 (brother was a tat artist), the perfect combination to become popular overnight. I had seniors and Juniors begging for my dick by the end of my freshmen year, one of them being "V".

So let me tell you a bit about V. She was an uptight cunt who was a fat fuck during elementary and loved making me cry despite the fact I was like 3-4 years younger. She lost weight and turned into a beautiful petite doll.

Before my freshmen year ends, one of V's friends tells me she has a huge crush on me and that I should ask her out. I laugh it off and I tell my friends that the stupid bitch must not remember me because she's one of the cunts who made my life hell in the first grade. Then this brilliant motherfucker(let's call him OG) gets this amazing idea of playing the bitch so I can get my vengeance. Everyone agrees I should do it so I just hit on her for the remaining of the school year. I decide not to ask her out until summer ends and we're back at school because I wasnt even gonna be in town.

Summer ends and I am now a sophomore. I try talking to V but she just acts really shy and tries to avoid me. When I finally get the chance to ask her out, she tells me I waited too long and that she's seeing someone already. Guess who that someone was? Fucking OG. I confront him about it and this brilliant sadistic fuck tells me he's gonna help me play them and that I should go for the Cheer Cunt Club's leader, let's call her C.

Let's talk about C. This cunt stole my game boy SP when I was in 2nd grade and had her bitch ass boyfriend beat me up when I accused her of stealing it. Remember I was way younger than they were, I never stood a chance.

TBC

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>>721844842
Pretended a titfuck then took a dump on her belly. Was pretty funny since I pinned her down. Dunno why I did it, probably for the reaction. She did not break up with me tho.

>>721846463
You wot m8?

>>721848161
>3-4 years younger
almost missed it

>>721848140
>>721848140

Bad boy 4lyf

At a concert and the cum rag in front of me kept holding up a sign in front of me so I pulled out my zippo and lit her shirt up.

>>721848164
Seriously, i think i've even read that one.

She ends up finding out and they have a giant orgy and they get preggers....

I kinda, sorta raped my niece.

will greentext if you're interested

>>721848161
Boring.

Posted her phone number on 4chan and told everyone to call her the furfag she was. This was like ten years ago though. Saw her bitch about it on her MySpace page.

Talked to her about her feelings.

>>721848353
Jesus christ, man. Yeah...lets hear it.

>>721847392
>*autistic works
ftfy

>>721848206
Shits kinda funny anon

>be me
>17, just got out highschool
>asian
>got a service job, japs restaurant
>pays a shitty $200
>work for a couple months
>got enough money
>lady boss is hot af
>last day, pay day
>get out from the back
>took a deep breathe
>stare at the sky
>ayylmao be rollin in mercedes ufo benz
>elo us anunaki yu humin
>yu come with us
>so i went into the ride
>anunakis be transporting me to the orions belt
>halfway into outerspace
>we crashed inti invisible wall
>it was the dome, the firmament
>flat earthers be real
>anunaki and i crash landed into fallujah
>anunaki be truthful to me
>"space no real homie"
>"we from shambala, the womb of the earth, in the center of the world"
>here take this
>anunakis be dying from crash, hands me a gun
>iz uzi
>how i be defending myself with uzi
>land is filled with ak47 jihadist
>ALLA AKBAR
>insurgency be coming in
>i fought them solo with the uzi
>100s of them
>game crashed coz i got a shitty rig
>amd

cont.

>>721845267
you really are gay, son.
even if she had monster meat curtains, who gives a shit when you stick it in?

>>721848594
leave?

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>>721848594

fuck off

>>721845974
shit dude that one even fucked me up a little

>>721846938
You fucking pussy. Its not like that friend was family; no harm in fucking them.

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>>721848493
>aunt wants me to babysit niece so she can go on another date with another loser
>do it for the extra cash
>start watching tv with her
>she starts asking me weird relationship questions
>like "how do you know when a boy likes you?"
>and "is kissing like sex?"
>keep in mind she's WAY too young to know about any of this stuff
>the questions start turning me on
>go to aunt's bathroom to rub one out real quick
>notice she has xanax in her medicine cabinet
>get an idea
>crush up a xanax and put it in niece's waterbottle
>give her the bottle and tell her to drink because dehydration is bad or something
>she does
>she's out in like 30 min
>pick her up and take her to her room
>laid her on her bed
>undressed her
>caressed her cute body
>take my dick out
>put it in her mouth and gently bob her head back and forth
>want to fuck her
>don't want to take her virginity though
>roll her over
>grabbed some lotion from her bathroom
>lubed up my dick and her tight little asshole
>slowly push my way in
>never put my dick in something this tight
>fuck her slowly
>pull out to cum
>quickly roll her back over and cum in her mouth
>notice there's shit on my dick
>clean myself off
>clean her off
>dressed her
>tucked her into bed
>feel bad forever after

She complained about her butt being sore the next day and kept crying. Tell her mom that she slipped and fell on her butt in the kitchen before she went to bed.

Found out my gf had cheated, wiped her vibrator down with Carolina Reaper extract. Bitch thought she caught an std went to the doctor. Couldn't figure out what happened.D decided that wasn't enough.
Injected a few drops in her tampons. Couldn't keep from laughing as she was running around freaking out. She knew I did something. Told her I knew she cheated and I kicked her out

>>721848740
>16, friend of moms was probably 38?
>legal age of consent is 18 where i be
>Mom is super conservative and psycho
>She has threatened to kill me before for being involved with a girl
>legit feared for my life when she walked in

>No harm in fucking them

I'm just glad the friend only got a few years and I've since moved countries (where the age of consent is 16).

>>721845908
compelling logic. how could i disagree?

>>721847878
You ain't going to hell, but i do wonder what was your motivation?

>>721848747
Ever been high on bathsalts?

Pretty much that with more face eating.

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>>721848837
dude

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>>721848594

>>721847288
I believe you, anon.

>>721848594

>turned off the pc
>put my shorts on
>got outside
>got into storage cabin
>got into my bee suit
>stars the smoker
>got into the beehives
>collected some honey
>phone rings
>"HARO? JAHKEY??!"
>it's uncle
>me : "YES, UNKOW! WHAT IS IT"
>uncle : "YU KAM NAO, WE GOT COMPANEY"
>shit got real
>hurried to garage
>starts my Datsun 240z
>before leaving, brought my pet, a battle monster
>5 min later we got into uncle's shop
>le huge succubus is sucking the benis
>uncle is in both agony and pleasure
>apparently summoned a tulpa succubus in dream
>YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO
>didn't work
>so I sent my pet Ling Ling
>RING RING INTO BATTEW GOW
>FUWFILL DESTINY OF DA SOUWL
>won the battle, the championship
>Gaben hands me $5 mil prize
>got home, sold off my rig, got a new Intel instead

>>721848837
xanax is the real hero in this story

>>721847346
Savage. Did someone hurt you that bad or are you just a dick? What happened next?

>>721848916
Hot as fuck 16 y/o? Both the sister and the ex were like 8/10. Sister was just pretty much a foreverchild and never developed really speech or a mental state.

Think a 2 or 3 year old stuck in the body of a banging 16 year old.

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>>721848161
???

>>721847391
Whatever you do...do NOT go on...
(Hey, that's someone's daughter.)

>>721844992
this is actually perfect. love it

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>>721848837

>>721849105
>Really developed

I gotta start proof reading.

>>721847705
I was with you until you said you went in dry. That's how "I tried it once and didn't like it." happens. Use lube, for Christ's sake!

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>>721849082
>HARO JAHKEY
Fucking lost my shit, I feel so stupid laughing at this

>>721844842
Fucked her in front of her mother who walked in on us and dumped her a week later.

>>721846938

edgelord

I hope somebody fucks up your life that way. I hope you get innocent in jail for raping your girlfreind or some else.

was seeing a girl for a bout a year and it was slowing going nowhere, figured would have some fun before it ended with her and talked her into fucking two of my friends, did it a few times and then left her the whore

>>721847757
Women like mothering. There is this weird duality I see in a lot of feminists where they deny instinct by principle, end up calling men who accept mothering "children," and then fetishize pregnancy like it's going out of style. Tell your girl, "I want you to take care of me for an hour or two." You'll see.

>>721846938

you are a real piece of shit. And you know it. kys, literally

>>721847820
Sorry, can't help you. She has mannish features, but wears them well. Her body is amazing. How'd you get pics?

I tell her she's not fat and not bat shit crazy paranoid schizophrenic monster.

>>721847830
Not too late to start.

>>721847878
This is Satan. Remember to wipe your feet before entering my realm.

>>721849287
how does that make me an edge lord?

I mean it's dickish, and i'd prefer doing that over death, but it's hardly edgy.

If i felt guilt and cut myself over it, that'd be edgy. But i just find it funny.

>>721849351
Someone has a bug in their ass. Me knowing i'm an asshole, and me caring i'm an asshole are two different things.

I get laid, have fun with life.

>>721845974
Stronger probably. Failure in art created Hitler.

>>721847892
It is. There are girls out there who don't get love and attention. Believe it or not, your presence is a gift to someone, despite reading reports that you are "creepy" and should leave women alone. Give them the good kind of attention--compliments without expectation--and watch them shine.

>>721848004
You should tell her.

>>721849451
Fuck off Satan, you know you are just house sitting while i'm on vacation.

>>721848084
Zozzle.

>>721848140
Why did you cheat? Was it worth it?

>>721848594
Check'd

>>721849333

It's not what i meant, actually i was talking about the girl that gave birth to me, are you a woman btw?

>>721848161
I'm hooked. Go on...

>>721848206
Not very nice. You did it because you wanted to. Next time, just ask.

>>721844842
>Stuck up gf
>Don't like anything even remotely freaky
>One of the rare occasions I get to do her ass
>Pretend to shower afterwards
>Get dirty dick sucked next day

>>721848353
If it helps to get it off your chest and serve as a warning to others, go ahead. I hope you've reached out and apologized for your actions.

>>721848376
Zozzle...MySpace

>>721845974
old

>>721848390
That's cold. I didn't even know girls had feelings. What did she say?

>>721848594
Fucking brilliant!

>>721848929
No and don't intend to know.

>>721849403
Sorry, was in another window
Yeah, she's a bit weird looking, but it's alright. Really skinny, at least in these. I didn't post some because she reminded me of Marilyn Manson or some shit.
Stole them from her house when family was out of town.

>>721844842

My ex girlfriend cheated on me, lied for 3 years, fucked me over in the breakup, you name it. I had taken care of her, provided, taken her to Europe twice, did classical good shit. I'd also helped her through school. Part of Masters required her write 7 essays. She dropped the ball and I ended up writing 4 of them.

When she fucked me over in everything I sent logs, emails, copies from my computer, you name it, to the Dean of the graduate school she was in, the director of her program etc etc. She had her degree revoked and fucked her chance of attending a graduate school ever again. On top of all the debt she incurred.

no ragrets

i currently leak all my ex's nudes on a tumblr blog. If she found out she'll probably commit suicide lmao

>>721848837
You raped her, anon. You have to live with that.

>>721849863
Good plan.

>>721848899
I would have ended it, but I guess making her ladyparts burn isn't too terrible.

>texting with an asian grill
>invite her on a date
>have a somewhat funny and romantic date
>stopped writing with her for 3 whole days for no fucking reason and cancelled communication
i sincerely dont know why tf i just stopped it

>>721849923
She probably would have consented if she were awake.

>>721848944
Got no problem with this. This is justice. Feel sorry for any LE who has to read this shit. Hug your wife, be nice to your daughter...

>Be at festival
>grill 3/10 hitting on me.
>Not interested.
>Tell her not going to happen.
>She follows me everywhere.
>Fucking cock blocking bitch.
>Getting mad as fuck.
>Gets late go back to tent she follows.
>Tell her fuck off I'm going to sleep. >Wake up next day
>Today is going to be good
>Unzip tent step out side
>Jesus fucking Christ! Wtf!!!
>Bitch is standing across the way looking at me
>fuck my life
>Walk over to port-o-pot to take a piss
>Come out there she is
>Wait for me anon I have to pee too
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>She goes in and closes door.
>First thought I need to run but she will find me again
>FUCK!!!!!!!!!
>Run behind port-o-pot and flip it with her in it
>Run off

>>721844842
Being drunk as fuck and went to bed, ex going in and starts sucking me off. Feels like I am going to cum so fucking hard...

I have never pissed so much in my life.

>>721844842
I was once in a phase of making girls fall for me then blocking them

>>721844842
2 of my ex gfs killed themselves, I don't date anymore

>>721849082
Datsun = extremely unreliable brand of car, became Nissan because name was associated with shit cars. How old are you, anon? My guess: mid-40s.

>>721849547
I was just replying for the meme. But shit anon, you right.
I like to think I've helped a couple of girls lives.
Dated a girl back in high school. Now she graduated college, married, and moved to Japan. Talked to her again before she left, and one thing she said was "I never really expected make it past high school"

>>721850085
same: >>721849995

you know why we did this?

>>721848594
>>721849082

This mother Fucker is [Jacky Chan / Bruce Leee /Pokemon] Trainer wtf.

>>721849299
If you talked her into it, she probably wanted to do it but couldn't tell you.

>>721850000
Quads confirm

>>721850071
Is that what ended the relationship?

>>721848161
I'm just gonna greentext so I can sleep.
>I start talking to C
>by the end of the week we've already banged multiple times and we're officially going out
>Find out that V is still C's best friend and she's jealous about the fact that we're together.
>My boy OG starts to make V self conscious about her looks (remember that she was fat)
>V calls me one night crying and drunk telling me she wants to kill herself
>Rush to her aid pretending to be the whitest of knights.
>comfort her and sex her a bit before she starts puking
>secretly record her puking and spend the night with her still pretending to be Mr. Faggotpants
>she doesn't remember shit the next day and I tell her not to worry about it because nothing happened
>I show the vid to the boys and we begin plotting
>we decide we're gonna spread this video like wildfire and make up rumors that V is an bulimic. That's how she got so skinny.
>before we do this, I need to shit on C's relationship with V.
>I tell C that V called me last night and kissed me
>She loses her shit and I hear a cat fight ensued later in a class they have together
>good shit
>that night me and the boys spread the puking video with the rumors to everyone
>Next day I see her crying and sitting alone during lunch time. The administrators found out about the vid and called her parents to discuss the bulimic problem.
>eventually she realizes it was me who recorded her but I block her # and dismiss her accusations when she tries to talk to me.
>C ignores her as well but she does start getting suspicious about me.
>I can't lose her right now, she still needs to pay
> I decide to run shirtless on the football field with the words "will you go to homecoming with me?" On my chest during one of the big games while she's cheering.
>of course she says yes
>I get suspended for it but I also get famous for doing that. You might be able to find a video of it if you look hard enough, it made it to our local newspaper.
Tbc

>>721849648
No I'm male. Just trying to keep my feelings towards women in check, since I know they aren't to blame for my shortcomings. I'm older and married, of that helps you understand where I'm coming from.

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I contemplate leaking my ex's nudes on /b/ everyday. But she'd find out and know it was me and I'm too chickenshit for dat jail time.

>>721848929
It's nothing like that.

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>>721850061

>>721849726
Ew. Why didn't you just dump her ass? Also, because we all want to know, just how did you get a prude to give up her butt?

>>721850223
probably right, the relationship was just going nowhere, was fun to see her plowed by my two black friends. She was very upset that I broke up with her shortly after that " but I did that thing we wanted to try" she was pissed

>>721849888
Well, she cheated in more ways than one. Rough justice, but justice still...

>>721849898
Tumblr blog, you say?

>>721847238
I can just tell nobody likes you, anon.

>>721850000
It doesn't matter. She didn't consent.

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>>721844842
After my ex miscarried the child I didn't want, she went with her mother to do who knows what.
She was a bitch about it, so I boxed her shit up and locked her out
Said ex kept talking about going back to her ex and how she loved him when she was pregnant. Fucking gave me reason to

>>721844842
Ignoring her while she needed me.

>>721850061
Interesting to see that women aren't that different from men when they really want sex.

>>721850408
Yeah, it doesn't bother me that I did it. I think it fair considering everything I did for her.

>>721850454
She didn't say no either.

Accidentally popped my 8yo first cousin's cherry, because at 11 I was too dumb to know about hymen, all I've seen in porn is fingerfucking then actual fucking. Never got to the actual fucking part, the blood on my finger grossed me out.

tl;dr: Took cousin's V card when she was 8.

>>721844842
anal

>3 years ago
>17 years of age
>been together with girlfriend for around 2 years
>lie to her one night and go get high with our mutual friends
>she finds out
>we broke up bc she couldnt deal with that lmao
>one of the girls im with is someone who i've always had a soft spot for, even before the gf at the time
>she felt the same about me
>watching movies
>im sitting on the couch behind everyone else who was on mattresses on the ground
>start playing with her hair
>slowly progressed from that, cbf with details
>we make out in the same room as the other 3 people while they're seemingly asleep
>eventually she gets up and pulls me out of the room
>go to her couch, make out for a while
>have to stop because its 7am and we hear her moms alarm go off
>scramble back to the room
>no one seemed to have noticed
>she tells me to fix things with my ex and that she feels bad but doesnt regret it
>ff a month and a half
>almost fixed things with ex
>somehow someone found out what happened
>ex finds out, still don't know how
>ex loses her shit
>apparently i cheated on her but thats bs since we had already broken up at that point
>feel nothing but guilt for a while, got over it eventually though.
>worth it since i was into the other girl since before that relationship, and even during
the only thing i regret was wasting my time going after my ex again

>>721850289
Go on...

>>721850325
Don't do it. Respecting her is respecting yourself, even if you have hard feelings.

>>721850713
To add to that, it didn't feel good. crushed the poor ex.

>>721850325
If you're going to do it, at the very least blur/crop all the possible identifiable stuff in the images. However I'm not telling you to do it in any way shape or form, anything you do is through your own volition.

>>721850493
Probably best outcome. You two shouldn't be together.

The worst thing I ever did to a girl was create her by planting my seed in her meth-addicted mother's womb, then leaving when abortion was suddenly "out of the question."

I told a girl I was interested and she was too, but then I noticed she wasn't the best smelling person so I told her that "you smell like you keep dead animals under your bed."
She didn't like me so much after that. Not my fault, take a shower, cunt.
Not the meanest thing but I'm usually a nice person.

>>721850522
Because she couldn't, you dope.

>>721850618
Yeah, what are you going to do about it?

>>721850562
A common theme. It's becoming more common in heterosexual relationships. If your girl is a college-educated white woman, there's about a 50% chance she'll take it up the butt.

>>721846909
No, OP shit the bed..And he said he did..lol

>>721850596
So you took her anal virginity? Care to greentext?

>>721845974
Thanks, Obama.

>>721850894

I suggest you commit seppuku

>>721850831
Sorry to hear that. Wherever she is, she's probably in a lot of pain.

I'm not sure which is more mean... you tell me.

Same girl.. was going to dump her soon so on two different occasions i decided to abuse her innocence.

First one.. we had some drinks and while fucking I told her i wanted her ass virginity. So I entered her ass and fucked it until I came. She was crying the whole time.

Other one.. while she was blowing me, I grabbed her head and forced my cock all the way into her throat. She gagged and tried to vomit and get away, but i stayed in fucking her throat until I came.

>>721850647
I mean, any relationship has its ups and downs. Sounds like you found the one, and I hope the best for both of you.
One of the reasons why we split was she was a pretty big bitch. Had trouble with managing stress and anger and stuff. I couldn't handle it any more.
But in the few times we talked before she left, I could see it, but very faintly, and she would never lash out. She's come a long way.

>>721850968
*Sudoku

>>721846589
Aw did fatty get rejected one too many times? Yes read all this neckbeard fiction and believe it's a form of vindication.

>>721850555
8 and 11.. It could be worse. Better if was you rather than your uncle.

>>721847029
should have asked whats his age again....dumbass

>>721844842
Sauce?

>>721850944
Nah, it's pretty shitty.

>>721850968
So you're going to be a bitch and do nothing.

>>721846615
Download spine into her mouth.

> today I learned something new. Thanks, anon, will use expression and act like I made it up.

>>721844842
>be me
>be 22
>girl was 15
>Girl I was supposed to be seeing while her nig boyfriend was in prison.
>she had beta-orbiter friend
>she suggests going to cold spring
> i say ok
>have to take beta too
>get there, she's lookin fine in bikini
>10 min later "friend" happens to show up
>she spends all time with him in car
>i nope out and tell beta I'm out
>he of course argues against
>Fuck it you can stay
>he agrees
>we leave
>She mad cause fuck buddy had drove 40 miles to be there and has to drive another 20 to get her home
>her dad beats her ass
>be me, no fucks given

Girlfriend has cheating on so I got her pregnant

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>>721844842
made her give me a blowjob, cheat on her man, and go back home with my cum on her face and hair

I dumped a huge load on gfs face while she was asleep.

Also fucked a girl I found completely wasted at the bar. Put her in a cab to her place, fucked her in her fiancée's bed and came inside her all while she was completely passed out.

i think i made a really terrible roast out of one of her flanks...

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>>721850289
>Homecoming is tomorrow and everyone's excited.
>C won the homecoming Queen thanks to my lil stunt so it's basically mandatory for her to go.
>me and the boys get wasted and coked up and neither of us really come up with a good plan in time.
>Decide to break up at the last minute so she has to show up alone looking like a retarded Queen with no King.
>she just ends up taking someone else with her
>Fucking fuck, I fucked up
>Monday morning, everyone's being sympathetic with me and telling me she wasn't worth it
>wut
>Turns out V thought C was the one who put me up to it and have her recorded so she started spreading rumors that C was slutting around and that was the reason I broke up with her at the last second.
>AllAccordingToKeikaku
>no one wants to hang out with either of the cunts anymore and I'm probably the coolest motherfucker in the joint. Shit feels good
>That sadistic fuck OG still wants more, he decides he's gonna finish off C
>OG and C start dating
>we decide to throw a big ass party where I will 'unexpectedly' show up with a fine ass hooker pretending to be my gf
>C looks depressed as fuck when she sees me
>she gets blackout drunk
>start feeling kind of bad but fuck that, I have a hooker for the night and a bit of blow so I leave
>mfw these savages ended up raping C
>mfw I drop out of school to avoid the shitstorm
>mfw none of the boys snitch on me to the popos
>mfw I find out V became a stripper
>mfw I find out C killed herself 2 years ago

>>721844842
Cheated in monopoly.

I told her i loved her so I could take her virginity. Pulled out came on her face and left a few minutes later. Never called back

>>721849888
Check that!!! Ha! Bet she never got trips:

>>721846882
Wow sounds like you might be retarded

>>721851742
What does dropping out of school prove anything.
If anything it makes it more suspicious, but that was years ago right?

Silly question, ever get your ged?

>>721851742
Holy fuck dude.

>>721851742
any pics of these bitches

She liked her hands tied up now and again. Really drunk one night. Flip her to stomach apply handcuffs. Fuck hard the decide to rape virgin asshole. She screamed, but couldn't get away. I fucked her shit hole until I was finished with it. Didn't let her out of the cuffs til she calmed down. Had to lay there with my cum deep in her ruined asshole until I decided.

>>721851484
And put yourself on the hook for child support? You sure showed her!

>>721851501
Wrong and rape. Did your gf let you drop loads on her face while conscious?

>>721852068
I was already expecting coppers to show up at my door at any moment but turns out none of the boys snitched on me because I wasn't even involved in the rape and yes it was a few years ago.

I got my GED a month after dropping out.

>>721851742
Hahahahah...wait, wut?

>>721851756
Do not pass go, anon...

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>>721852129
Sure, here's C...

>>721852173
are you just going through this and pointing out the rape?

cuse this is a thread of the worst shit you've done to a girl, and odds are it's gonna be rape or rape related.

>>721852137
You should always ask first. What happened? Did she press charges?

>>721852306
Yes...what can I say? I calls 'em as I sees 'em. Didn't you mean to call me a "faggot," or something?

>>721845974
Had she turned it in that way it would've been an A. All she had to do was explain what happened and title it. The cruelty of society or some shit.

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>be 30 with gf 5 years
>find out she is cheating
>plan revenge
>ask lifelong friend to help
>he agrees
>comes to spend the night
>tell gf he is in town on business
>we all drinking
>gf gets horny when she drinks
>go in bedroom start fucking around
>pull out her bad dragon pic related
>she loves that dildo
>start shoving it in pussy
>anon squeeze some lube in
>shit I forgot to fill lube brb
>leave room hand give syringe to buddy he goes and cums in it and brings it back
>go back in room and fuck her with dildo injecting all his jizz in to her.
>she cums
>I let her suck me off because I'm not sticking my dick in that pussy
>play this game several times over the next week.
>friend leaves
>gf misses period
>anon I think I'm pregnant
>get tested. Yup
>Yay we are having a baby
>fast forward gf gives birth
>request paternity test
>not mine bitch gtfo my house
>she goes to guy she cheated with
>not his either
>bitches is losing her mind can't figure out what is going on
>begs me to take her back
>nope
she is single mom on welfare still doesn't know who daddy is

>>721852129
There were definitely pictures of the rape being spread around, that's the main reason they all got caught but because most of them were minors and C was 18, they werent punished that hard.

If you find the video where I pulled the homecoming stunt then you can probably find the pics of the girls and my identity as well but if you do, I just hope this story doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.

>Be me, 19
>Bitch in my class been giving me shit for almost the past year
>Get invited to end of year party, and turns out she's going too
>Ask a buddy of mine for a certain pill ;)
>Go to party
>Get a glass of alcohol
>Drug the alcohol
>Find the bitch and pretend to be buddies
>She takes the drink but continues to be a cunt
>I bugger off
>Some time passes
>Walk inside to see her on the couch
>No one is around, so I carry her to a room and lock the door
>Fucked the shit out of her
Kinda feel bad now that I look back on it, but not really.

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>>721852542
Fantastic

>>721851742
So this girl is 3-4 years older than you but still in high school when you're a sophomore.

Learn to math before you make up stupid stories, dumbass.

>>721852542
Pic of the bitch, blur her eyes out or something

>>721850930
except for >blamed her for it.

I took hundreds of pics of my step moms. She's always been there for me and has helped me through a lot of shit. She found out and told me that if I did it again I wouldn't be part of the family anymore, so I did and she said the same thing. Haven't taken any, but still want to cum in her. Her ass man, fucking goddess

>girls passed out in my bed
>finger her a bit
>cock gets hard
>finger a lift!e more
>stroke a little more
>taste my fingers
>pull skirt up
>pull panties aside
>stick cock in pussy
>three pumps and I'm blowing
>try to pull out but first spurt goes inside
>second spurt on puss
>get nervous
>put back together
>leave and go back to party
>hours later she comes out crying
>ohshit.tiff
>anon, I'm sorry, I peed your bed.
>mfw I see her wet pants
>mfw she peed away all evidence
>wewlad
>doesn't know I fucked her and came in her

>>721852603
He the story is cool, but I'm not gonna search for the vid, good thing you left the party

>>721852671
Ever heard of those retards who lose a year because they're born after the school year already started?

How about you learn the fucking school system you stupid fuck.

>>721844842
it wasnt a bad thing but i told her a lot of lies in order to fuck. she wasent even hot

judging by the way they acted, telling her that im not going to clean the cat piss that she could have prevented and which i asked her to prevent.

Hasnt talked to me in 4 months, which is a bit weird considering she is my little sister and lives in the same house.

>>721852638
Ya youre cool.

This totally happened

>>721850061
what festival was this at?

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>>721844842
pretty tame but here goes
>be me 16 y/o
>fuckbuddy comes over
>as usual decent sex / 10
>have dungeon defense on rappelz that night
>"yo girl you gotta bail I got a dungeon to defend"
>she thinks I'm joking
>mfw
>she has to take the bus at 1 am

I still feel bad for her, we even kept our stuff going afterwards; she acted like nothing happened.

>>721852707
pee doesnt come from the same hole that you cum in, considering you dont know this, i really doubt you have ever fucked a girl.

Punched her in the cock

Got an STD from long term fuck buddy. She lied to me about not having other partners. She gets treated for it. (Fortunately it was a curable one) Tell her I'm treated to. Get her reinfected. Still talk to her to this day.

>>721851384
those 2 lone capitals in your post are really hurting my eyes…

>>721845820
I still call bullshit, you'll need to provide more proof than that.

>>721850126
Datsun is also a meme so it's somewhat age-unrelated. regards, Finland.

>>721852826
coachella

>>721852173
No. She didn't like cum on her face at all

>>721846226
Ask your girl if you can get a threesome

flew out to spend xmas with the girl who was/is studying abroad. Dated serious for almost three years. She was heavily hinting at me to propose. Im... Im not proud of this... I pulled a Clinton and cracked under the pressure of sure victory one night. broke up with her a few days after xmas, packed my bags and left that same day, payed out the ass for a ticket back, then blocked her and her family on everything. This was just over a month ago, i have absolutely no idea what's been happening since.

>>721852306
Gave it a little mlre thought. If anyone thinks I'm sitting in judgment...well, I'm here, too. I'm genuinely curious what motivates someone to rape someone else. I don't buy the theory that "culture" makes people do it.

Also, I get off on this the same way some people get off on rekt threads. This is emotional gore.

>>721851501
>put her in a cab to her place

so your cabbie was a-ok with escorting around some random dude who is dragging around a passed-out chick ?

>>721846858
*Vomits in gaelic*

>>721851742
Wtf

does your name start with S and you have crows tatted on your neck????

i never did anything evil.

i never did anything mean to girls.

>>721853258
He didn't know and she didn't pass out until we got to her place. Cabbie was mostly concerned about her puking in his cab, which she didn't do that until her place either

>>721853258
lol'd at your stupidity, obviously she wasnt passed out in the cab, how else would he know how to get to her place or get inside?

Sometimes you gotta think before you post.

>>721853357
Yes... this guy knows.
>>721853351