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Daily offerings to the god of dragon dildos.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Daily offerings to the god of dragon dildos.
Do you ever get the hiccups and then forget what real life was like without them cause they last so long?
ahah tripple bypass would put anyone out of action for months.
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what offering is required

still at it bananaman

well one of them's jeff's butt, they're both pretty cute though

I think I'll try 7,9,10 then If I ever have the time for it

do you laugh at yourself for the same thing then?
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My grandmother taught me this neat trick for getting rid of the hiccups where you tighten a belt around your neck until you can no longer hiccup. Works like a charm.
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Your grandmother just wanted you to strangle yourself to death.
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No, I just hate myself.
As horrible as it sounds, it's kind of a funny thought :P
You bet
at least 7 and 10, 7 is my story boner game. 10 is most everyone's story boner game
it's been a half hour and this option is starting to sound feasible
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Final Fantasy 10 sucked.
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Yes. She had my best interest at heart.
Honestly though, try a cold shower if nothing else works.
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It would probably alleviate your suffering.
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Goodnight, faggots.
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has it fallen off at this point?

I might try ten first then

nite snarf
drinking more alcohol may help
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It was fucking retarded and linear as fuck, the combat system was garbage, the story was cliched, and the characters were annoying.
not a bad choice with 10, graphics are good. 7 was the beginnings of 3d graphics with terrible character models but the story is just fanboy worthy
>combat system
>literally 9 other games with the same combat system

Maybe its just not 10 you dislike
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Not 19, difficult to obtain consistently.
I've liked to dress up since I was 13. Back then you couldn't tell I'm a dude. No leather, yet

BL1 on PS3 & PC
BL2 PS3,4 & PC owned every DLC except skins
linear is what fucked it for me, that and 13 too. i liked 13 but the GO HERE no side anything or even over world stumble around and discover stuff was nah
what is BL? forgive me if it's obvious and im just stupid drunk
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you should just pull it off already then

it's probably a pretty long story right?

I have BL2 on pc with all the DLC

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You were able to switch out characters during combat in the games prior to 10? The Overdrive system was laughable and killed any sort of challenge the game had.

I stopped playing after 10. I lost interest entirely.
And hand it to you, cause my arm is getting tired

But BL i do
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10 takes roughly 50 hours and so does 7. 10 just does alot of cut scene to cut scene stuff you have to sit through I'd say it's about 65% game 35% cut scene and the game points you in the direction you have to go.
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Can you offer your first born child if you never have children.
you've missed nothing after 10 other than maybe the 11 and 14 mmos, they're not great but not bad
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just put it in something that vibrates if it falls off

I don't have BL at all
did you mistype that you had 2 for pc?

wow that's a lot of cutscenes. they seem good though

yes, you just have to be sincere in you offering
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Yes, when you have your first it goes to the recipient.
Semantics give or take on the deal claims.
it's worth the play through, love it or hate it either way
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sincere how?

I mean if you just never have one period. Never have a child but say you give your first born
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Eh, I think I'll live. I have since stopped playing video games entirely. I haven't played any of them since the start of 2012.
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honestly i've only been playing emulated games from nes - ps2. after graphics took over story lost out
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like, you just have to be telling the truth
even if you never have children

I'll definately give it a try some time

it'll take care of the job for you
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I stopped because they're a time suck. I wanted to focus on my work and on studying instead.
They will make you have a child.
I'll hide it in your locker
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I could see this happening.

It's not the truth though since I, in theory, never have children.
jesus fucking christ, I want to like pillars of eternity so much but I think I'm allergic to micromanaging
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same. fucking. boat.
Good night everyone.
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my locker doesn't vibrate
most of the time

well if they magiked you up one then you'd have to hand it over. they can't know the future though, or they'd think up easier ways to get a baby

see ya tiger
Nighty night tigerbutt
I'll hide it there anyway
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>walk into lighthouse
>fuckton of phantoms spawn around the party when I approach the door
>optimal play is to take paladin and fighter and move them towards the threat zone and put everyone else in a different fucking room
yeah I'm not gonna fucking bother

cash me inmelee howbowdah
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Can anyone please for try and identify this raptor.
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Paladin + fighter -> see image
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I'll lock it away so you never get it back

yep, that's a bird all right
Snek is Snek
This is why virginities have much more mystic sway.
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I replaced the wizard with the paladin because I figured having fewer characters that die from a light breeze was better and I wasn't using the wizard for anything since taking the effort to actually select him, position him, execute spells and then go back to my other characters was fucking miserable
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My work is the most important thing to me. My studies help me to better understand the place that my work comes from.

I told you already, his name is Jim and he's an asshole.
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What do you mean?
fair enough
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I dont play melee anymore.
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what does your work involve?
It'll be sure to squirt in your face before that
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It involves the human spirit.
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I figured out why I like tabletop rpg systems but hate them when applied to singleplayer games. If I'm playing pathfinder I get to spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about ~my~ character. Even when I'm thinking about what's useful for the party, I'm approaching it from the perspective of one character and his range of options (or I'm literally communicating OOC with another player or something). Vidya based on that model means I have to think on at least some level about every character, but the other characters aren't mine. They're just annoying little pawns that don't have intelligences of their own. That is unbelievably annoying. It's like management in retail or something.

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I'm heading off, see you all later
Do any of you fags rp fucc
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People come equipped with one. Like how virgin's blood is much more potent than whore'sblood.

You cant rejuvenate with whore'sblood.
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I only have a butt to offer.
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OH WELL, too late I guess. Like everything else.
I have both my jobs and class today but I finished writing my paper so I'm gonna drink some more ok it's a good idea

A virgin can't rejuvenate with their own blood, though, and the fel magics that allow one to exploit virginal essence are mostly practiced by the tainted.

I think that's more or less what's called for.
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That will do it, I liked playing rpg's that allowed AIs to take full control. added to the randomness and unpredictability that you had to make decisions around
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Depends on the RP honestly.

I'm always offering that I wont lie to myself.
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Could you take a bunch of your blood out in case of one of those situations happening and then have sex and lose virgin status? Would the blood corrupt or stay pure?
I fundamentally prefer games where you have control over 1 character and if you have a party, the others more or less do their own thing and you work around their quirks and what have you. I'm not really a control freak.

Pretty much every time I behave like a slut I regret it so soon afterwards and so strongly that I stop for long periods.
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Powerful beings like jews and vampires use virgin's/child's blood for rejuvenation. Power scars the spirit and one needs fresh souls and life-force to mend it.
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I would imagine most do.
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this nigga's thinkin on another level
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Its your essence, it would no longer be pure since it is bound to you.
hey, some of us non-vampiric goyim dabble, too.

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It's too late for me. I'm just trying to be the pioneer.

But how does that work with transfusions then? If you give blood to someone are they then, in a way, part of you? Does that make you part of them too?
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I'm just saying, be inclusive! It's 2017, gosh.
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No, Mother, do not weep
Most chaste Queen of Heaven
Support me always.
Ave Maria.
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Yeah, thats why id rather bleed to death than get blood from a faggot or a nigger.
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I dont care about your gay memes.
I don't regret it, I find it fun and its just in my personality.
I can't really help it.
I like sexual RP'ing but I always feel autistic trying to find people to RP with

I'm not actually autistic, I just need interaction in order to have a great orgasm. If anything that's the opposite of autistic.
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Im pretty autistic. I dont like looking at peoples faces.
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I envy your shamelessness. Every single time I've gotten laid I've hated myself afterwards, and then a little more time after that I've wanted to get dicked again. It's terrible.
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Far out. Why have you come here looking though? I'm sure there's websites for that kind of stuff so you can more readily have access to that kind of thing. Most people here at least know each other to some extent.
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Its because you want to be top but know you cant. Which is why you have to be the best at arguments, since they're the only thing aside from melee you can win, but im not so sure on melee since your word means fuck all.
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I can't slow down so I guess I envy your restraint, I've never found a situation where people really cared that I was so slutty but I probably should have by now.

I'm a submissive bottom always looking for dick, I've accepted that and its been a long time since its bothered me.
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Don't bring melee into this. Melee is pure, and I'm happy even when I'm losing if I'm playing good melee. I have never regretted playing melee in my life, it is the highlight of my existence.

The psychological difference between being on top and on bottom is noted but not valid, I think. I've topped before and the regret is still there.

My restraint is literally just born of self loathing.
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Domine Deus Noster, miserere nobis.
I'm too embarrassed to even look for those kinds of sites, and introduce myself to whatever communities lie there.

Really the only way I find people to rp with anymore is by spamming lewd binds on tf2
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>Really the only way I find people to rp with anymore is by spamming lewd binds on tf2
jesus christ you're THAT GUY
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Ah yeah well that's your only real issue, Hopefully one day you'll get past caring what people think including yourself like I did.

>>If I could find a bigger version of this gif I'd literally scream.
You have to cast 100 hooks before you catch a bite
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>I'm happy even when I'm losing

>I've topped before and the regret is still there.
Because your dick is small and shit. Which is why you have to win arguments and feel validated to win something since you cant win sex.
Its like the DotA/LoL Masochism. You keep going back for more even though you know you'l feel like shit after.
oh god why cant you just stop spamming lewd binds, im glad i can hide chat, but if i couldnt oh god
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You're too embarrassed to look for those sites, so you've decided to come here instead?
Look man clearly I don't make good decisions alright
I wish I knew where to start. My self-loathing isn't born out of any rational idea of immorality, it's something instinctive. I wasn't raised with traditional sexual morality either. This is raw and primal.

I'm quite serious. I'm as close to being immune to salt as someone gets.

I'm really not convinced of your argument/sex connection. I've been arguing for fun since before puberty.
Obviously. I think you should leave now.
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Everything you said is a lie to me.
you understand I have nothing to gain from lying to you, right?
Close enough, I appreciate more than I can tell you.

>didn't consider it being an edit.
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I find the embrace of sin implicit in the epithet "azazel" vaguely fascinating.

wow I'm actually way too drunk for 6:30 in the morning
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I was talking to one of the girls I work with today and said I really liked the book 50 Shades of Grey because it's when girls discovered porn and has such great lines as "If you cream in your jeans I'll flap slap you, you dick farting retard." She asked if I ever thought about what I was saying, to which I responded, "Not when I'm here." She is convinced I am psychotic.
Nibi's a literal paranoid sociopath, he thinks everybody is lying about everything and that everyone is out to get him.

because you are psychotic
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Which makes you lying much more curious.
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Most people I work with are convinced I am psychotic.

You have no legitimate claim on the knowledge of my mental state.
I mean yeah but christ alive.

I think the most interesting thing is you have a way you assume all people are and contrasting information is not only insufficient evidence to the contrary, it's active dishonesty to you.
>guys look at all the whacky crazy person shit I do irl
>I love garbage
>did I mention I LOVE garbage???????????????????????????
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no, this is fine. I can manage work like this.

barry teach me how to not be a self-hating homosexual please
wtf who wears pants here
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Because they are, there's always ulterior motives. Sometimes they dont even know what those motives are themselves.
Too stupid to control themselves so their subconscious controls them.
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tight pants are good for ass accentuation matty

well you've actually gotten slightly closer to something true but you're still laboring under the idea that anyone is ruled by their conscious mind
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A psychopath isn't capable of knowing and understanding what they are doing. I both know and understand what I am doing.
I wear pajama pants constantly.
ya but who wears pants /here/
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I wouldn't know because I loathe myself as a result of depression and anxiety disorder.

psychotic=suffering from psychosis
psychosis=an extreme disconnection from reality

Just because you know what you're doing and are doing it on purpose doesn't mean you're living in the real world when you do it.
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every day?

like in real life or while posting? because I'm usually in pajamas while posting at home or jeans when posting from class and work so

oh, do you? do you hate the gay bits though? Because that's the only bit I hate. I love most of myself. We can trade.
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Go be a cuck somewhere else, barry.

Are you? Im not.
This is your opportunity to one-up me, like how most humans fail to resist. How erecting.
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I've lost the trajectory a little bit here. For clarification, do you believe autonomy is mediated by intelligence or are they completely unrelated?
Oh, no I don't hate the faggoty part of myself. Mainly because I'm a pretty hetero-normative gay.

Quite. My issue in particular is every time I have sex I hate myself afterwards and want to die, but then very quickly want to go and get fucked again.
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I am fully engaged in reality, the same reality everyone else is living in. I also never once claimed that psychopaths are the same as psychotics, though in all honesty, psychopathy, as far as psychology is concerned, doesn't exist.

Your judgements are based entirely on nothing, you do not interact with me on a personal level and as such have absolutely no ground to form any judgement on either my mental state nor on my being in general. I will now kindly ask you to fuck off you pretentious moron.
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>my coworker is convinced I'm psychotic
>A psychopath isn't capable of [...]
Really, you never claimed it? Maybe not directly but you sure as shit got em mixed up lmao

Maybe your brain is trying to tell you to settle down idk.
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My mind works in scenarios. I am having trouble understanding you.
This is another perfect opportunity to one-up me and call me too stupid to understand things.

You look like that faggot "WHYTE MAYL" guy who screeched at the trump supporter. Cuck.
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w-w0w nobi thats one NICE me-me UwU
Very possible. Teach me how to do that, senpai. I wish to no longer be a slut.

Well actually I wish very much to continue being a slut but after I cum I am usually upset at myself for that so.

I think we're at the point of almost speaking in different languages on this subject, and I don't think I'm sober enough to bridge the divide here.
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bust a dank nut in my memehole
idk man maybe you just have a really high sex drive. Mine's never really been that big so I wouldn't really know one way or the other.
I don't have a high sex drive. I have a hyperpotent jealousy instinct that applies especially strongly to sex. Basically, if someone talks about their sexual experiences and I'm at all interested in doing similar things, it compels me to misbehaviors.
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Your dehydrated body will look like a leather sofa in 5 years tops.
I fully intend to kill myself before I'm 30 so that's fine.
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Oh, so I did. Regardless, the term psychopath isn't recognized by any psychiatric or psychological body anywhere in the world.

That being said, a psychotic has a disconnect with reality and is wholly unaware of what they are doing. I also have no difficulty with social interaction, have no problems carrying out basic daily life activities, can think clearly and rationally, and am not compulsive.

Again, you do not know me and are not qualified to make that kind of judgement. Now I am going to have to insist you go fuck yourself, you arrogant retard.
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I also said I was going to get pussy before 18, but look where we are.
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
please don't
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history would indicate that I get what I want more often than you do, for various reasons.


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You should. I want to soak up the salt from your faggot internet friends.
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christ dude I just turned 22 it's still a few years off, you don't need to panic, here.

you truly are a spiteful little gremlin
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Has katia dumped you yet? Jeff was telling me I should expose myself to more things that make me laugh.
don't make me sad please it's only 4am

Right, fine. Do you actually get sad, thinking about that? When my friends are suicidal I never feel sad...I just feel compelled, by duty, to try and help. Sadness doesn't really factor in for me. Not since I was a teenager, anyway.
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I feel compelled to help but I also get really sad. One of my big fears is losing people I care about so the thought to me is really scary and upsetting.
I've been through the process of reasoning with suicidal faggots so many times over that I think I'm sort of resigned to the trajectory and its repetitions. Since the follow through has never happened (to my knowledge, anyway) I don't know how I'd react to that. But the fear isn't there, now.
Remember when you wanted to give me something on steam during Christmas? You didnt know what since I dont do wishlists, but ive talked to you before saying ive wanted to try ARC. I was waiting to see if you remembered that conversation a year prior. Knowing you played it we would have a chance to try it out again and maybe ease tension.
But you forgot and brought up something that twisted my emotions to anger.

Opportunity lost, you fucked it up.

Of course others will say I never was giving the opportunity in the first place. That should give you solace. Take it like that, I just made it all up.
jesus almighty nibbles you're like the god king of petty
in all our conversations you literally never once talked about ark lol

You are a good boy, continue being good.
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the last time I heard "good boy" I had 6 inches of dick in me and was trying not to cry. something has to change.
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Looks like im lyin then.
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though I do notice that you unblocked me, as I can actually view your profile now. Unless steam's just being gay.

long story and I'm done talking about it in thread now since I don't like doing that anyway but also I'm not on steam since I'm going to take a nap and sleep off whatever...this is

Please take care, love you.
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I dont remember.
I can only get so erect.
Should I make a new thread?
I think they all fucked off.
I mean I'll post in it, But it may not attract anyone else.
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