Back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
>>721828199
man thinking about statting my IRL self is depressing
>>721828220
He's working on electrifying all of america's public boulevards just in case.
>>721828273
star wars is kool!
>>721828126
It's useless to be here.
I'll retreat for now.
Hope you have a good night, whatever it may be worth.
>>721828309
Only the first 2 movies. Jedi was eh.
>>721828309
I have maximum stats
>>721828332
Goodnight you cute little virgin loser~
>>721828390
With no due respect, I disagree.
>>721828401
do point buy for yourself real quick I'm curious
>>721828456
point buy 20?
>>721828456
At least I have my virginity, you filthy perv.
Night night.
>>721828609
da
>>721828639
>tfw u will never be a cute catboy demon mage
night
I wander through each chartered street,
Near where the chartered Thames does flow,
A mark in every face I meet,
Marks of weakness, marks of woe.
>>721828680
Taking in my current physical limitations into consideration
STR: 8
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT: 16
WIS: 15
CHA: 15
>>721828456
I bet you liked the prequels.
>>721828895
I think my irl point buy would probably be 10. At best. But this is more or less representative.
>>721828946
I did, but I don't think they're good movies.
ez $$
>>721828946
wow that is fucking rude.
>>721829070
where ya get this image
>>721829224
http://webpages.charter.net/tedsarah/Pathfinder/utilities/pointBuyCalc.htm
>>721829178
A wild jeff appeared
>>721829244
Go take that authoritarian libertarian left right test.
>>721829178
Subby's a horrible person.
Any one please can help with identify this raptor?
>>721829370
No. I don't like the questions on it.
>>721829280
banana
>>721829417
woof
>>721829419
how come?
>>721829417
And a wild wem appeared!
>>721829070
Looks about right I guess
>>721829446
I just want to see what you get.
I agree they're retarded and a lot are loaded.
>>721829083
lol nerd
>>721829178
hi jeffy
>>721829487
so actually my roll earlier beat a DC20 con check. Which tells me that I've never rolled a good check irl since alcohol always fucks my shit up, or I have a racial trait that gives me a penalty to liquor related checks
>>721829536
ugh fine
>>721829424
His name is Jim and he's a real asshole.
>>721829472
There is not a high enough concentration of orange juice in my home and I am not liking it
>>721829472
soup, lad?
>>721829480
soup?
>>721829571
You could assume with each successive drink, the GM increases the DC
>>721829731
Yeah but I'm usually boned after 2.
>>721829678
Pic related, soup you?
Bound was pretty short, but a nice little journey
>>721829733
>charisma 9
Sounds about right
>>721829541
hey matty, how you doin?
>>721829598
go out and get some then
>>721829678
not much, some underwear I ordered came in, and I have to do my workout. whatsup with you?
>>721829472
He enjoyed the Star Wars prequels.
shitty test honestly
>>721829733
wow, really? Surely not.
>>721829920
Not sure if the store is open yet
Sup sloot?
>>721829541
stfu and go drink your prayer pot
>>721829979
I think I might be a horrible person too
>>721830005
just walk there anyway, and hang out waiting for orange juice
got some underwear and need to do a workout
>>721829984
NICE AREA JULIAN.
also yeah, I use con to amplify cha
I am awfully un-dexterous.
>>721829832
spicy. I am playing socom.
>>721829920
pics of unders
just playing some game. I should watch a movie instead and i think I will do that
>>721829979
what's a roller?
give me food
>>721830144
>I use con to amplify cha
pardon?
>>721830144
>I use con to amplify cha
wut
jesus fucking christ I have this entire paper to write and I'm sitting here watching the cruz/sanders debate and drinking and fantasizing about being a wizard irl
why god fucking dammit
>>721830173
what movie are you gonna watch?
they're pretty cute
>>721830144
I think I'm purple
send link to test pls
>>721830373
The Place Beyond the Pines
i require piiiiiiics
>>721830357
You should write the paper
>>721830233
>>721830251
I am making a joke about persistence. >>721830385
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
>>721830139
Maybe I'll break it, take a pack and leave money on the floor
Don't mind if you catch a little banana staring at you c:
>>721830173
Think I've heard about it, looks realistic
>>721829920
still abit sick, hbu
>>721830061
drink ur little overloads with ur dharok lol thats old meta anyways with ur 2005 based easyscape setup bonus hhahah
>>721830485
break in*
>>721830139
Bad Jeff.
>>721830173
Hot dog roller.
>>721830462
Oh.
I don't think your dex and cha are that low. Certainly not cha.
>>721830438
Well, obviously. But I want to keep drinking. Maybe until I pass out or die.
>>721830462
STR: 8 DEX: 10 CON: 12 INT: 18 WIS: 10 CHA: 13
might actually be more correct for me
I actually think I have a severe dearth of wisdom
>>721830435
they're super cute and super comfy
>>721830485
just break into the cash register and leave your money there
>>721830496
I'm doing ok, not really up to much
>>721830546
but they weren't that bad
at least not when I watched them
>>721830485
it's socom 4. looks pretty okay for an old PS3 game. I needed to use some credits at a local game store and none of the PS2 controllers worked they I was trying to buy there so I decided to get a few games
>>721830546
give me dogs. all of them.
>>721830561
>>721830743
>>721830553
you also have some amount of bias.
>>721830496
>nmzing melee
pathetic
>>721830777
praise kek
>>721830800
you have a ground level of social competence that implies your score is above penalty level.
>>721830678
Yes, best plan I heard in a while, how do I turn on the scanner tho
>>721830692
My ps2 save card got corrupted with literally thousands upon thousands of Tekken 4 replays that my brother would save
That egoistical bastard
>>721830891
yeah that sounds accurate, I also wanted to offset just adding numbers.
>>721831009
like below 10 requires that you're unusually bad at something rather than merely mediocre. Nef is an 8 in two physical stats since he's a literal cripple.
>>721831072
Yeah but 18 is like a godlike supergenius
Honestly no one here should be above like 12 in any stat
>>721830678
hnggg I bet!
anything fun happen today?
>>721830930
lol that always sucks when they did that.
I have a controller, but I wanted a second one for playing with my buddies. Guess I will get one online.
>>721831191
he is kinda smart
Right where I thought I'd be.
>>721831191
redo it with 10 point buy then. I think that's more reasonable.
STR: 9 DEX: 10 CON: 12 INT: 15 WIS: 10 CHA: 12
>>721830678
any plans at all?
>>721830820
1v1 me fd no items
>>721830930
just guess at how much it costs and leave that inside the broken register
also break the cameras so that nobody will know it was you
>>721831259
other than the package finally arriving not really. you?
>>721831306
you have a helicopter ticket but it's low priority
>>721831386
fox
only
falco is ok I guess
>>721831442
what?
>>721831280
Yeah but like
>Genius-level intelligence, may invent new processes or uses for knowledge
>>721831335
That is more reasonable.
>>721831259
Speaking of which, did you know about this weird thing with ps4 controllers? L3 becomes more sensitive to the left while R2 in pushed down, got excessively prevalent in GTA for some reason, I thought something war wrong with my controller and bought another one
>>721831389
Shit you tell me about the cameras now?!
>>721831389
whatcha do today?
nothing here. kind of an annoyinh and frustrating day. PC issues and then those controllers not working ugh
>>721831442
ive only practiced falco. otherwise i would go marth instead, low risk high reward lmao
>>721830638
INT is too high.
>>721830678
They were terrible.
>>721830692
We don't have any.
>>721831518
>>721831543
Like I said, 20 point buy is way too high for any normal human being. It was a choice between making myself seem way better at stuff I'm legitimately not good at or overinflating the one thing I am.
>>721831588
I would ruin your marth. Marth is not a low risk character by any extent.
>>721831649
20 point buy, see above.
>>721831683
probably can, i havent practiced in a few months
>>721831771
I'm also siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>721831386
do a work out, that's about it
you?
>>721831556
oh well, just go and break into the server room and get the tapes
>>721831578
nothing really, did some shopping, and some homework.
what's wrong with your controllers? and controllers for what?
>>721831649
I haven't seen them in like 10 years, but I liked them when I did watch them
>>721831683
I guess that might have been somewhat amusing if I browsed /pol/
>>721831822
Fackfackfackfackfackfack
i find upsidedown hand grip almost painful
>>721831892
you'll have a few seconds to get the joke on the way down
>>721831683
What's average human, 10? You'd max at 11.
>>721831820
same, oh wait you mean in game
>>721831822
i want to get food and do my work at the dmv, but when i feel better.
yes yes get nice and strong so i can use you to hide behind
>>721832081
I'm probably sick in health terms rn too
>>721831556
i have never noticed that. hmm. I will have to check that out. what purpose would that serve?
>>721831649
wtf why
>>721831822
what kind of shopping? :3c
PS2 controllers. the ones at the game store were all used ones that didn't work and I returned them all and they had non left lol
>>721832162
i mean, i know why im sick, but you should see a doctor if you dont
>>721832324
I haven't gotten enough sleep, I'm stressed, and drinking to compensate for the other two.
>>721832243
Maybe it's just me, I have this habit of pulling the analog sticks outwards during loading screens, maybe has something to do with it idk
>>721831966
I laughed.
>>721831904
you've made a terrible mistake
>>721832081
if you get there really early you might be able to get in an out quickly
>>721832243
just some grocery shopping, and picking up cleaning item
that sucks, why do you need ps2 controllers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSMCRD35ch4
>>721832396
They're after me, they wanna take my orange juice!
>>721832370
you goys need to stop drinking so much, its not good
>>721832455
probably, but they like to take their sweet time at the DMV anyways. plus im in a largely populated area, so, everyone else probably has the same idea.
>>721832243
We don't have a roller.
Ffff mislink
>>721832599
>>721832455
>>721832606
literally my first drinks since the weekend ok
fuck it I'm out
let's try and write now
>>721832396
does your new controller do it too?
>>721832455
i found some green tea on clearance at the market today! best thing to happen it was great. i got 200 bags of it
i want another controller so i can play some of my games with friends. all my old ones eventually stopped working and I have one left now,
>>721832620
oh my god you said you had a roller and that's it!
>>721832658
rest in peace
>>721832629
>>721832658
oh okay. bye then
>>721832658
see ya
>>721832606
oo that sucks
how come you want to hide behind me
>>721832621
is orange juice worth it?
>>721832693
wow that;s a lot of tea
what kind of games do you play on the ps2
>>721832693
Not as much as the old one, it's barely noticeable, but with the old one vehicles would start turning left, then my character started walking left everytime I fired a weapon, don't know wtf was going on lol
>>721832791
DON'T SAY THAT, OF COURSE IT IS!! IT'S FUCKING ORANGE JUICE!!!!
>>721832791
why not, ive always wanted to hide behind a cutie
>>721832740
I will replace jules
>>721832791
truck yeah it is a lot~
I have a lot of FPS games. lots of Tom Clancy games.
>>721832823
yeah that sounds like a controller issue. you're holding the toggle too much in that direction or something. setting it face down maybe.
>>721832738
No, I said we didn't, then you asked me what a roller was.
>>721833029
You're the jewel of the thread
>>721833185
You mean put controller upside-down? I always put it like that, I do it to minimize risk of damaging cable in case of clumsiness
>>721833365
>>721833277
ugh. do you not have any food there?
>>721833386
wait wait
do the buttons and stuff lay facing the ground? or do you put the controller with the buttons facing up toward the sky?
>>721833484
None of my Yinglet pics have love hearts or anything so this is the closest I got
>>721832880
maybe your priorities are wrong
>>721832984
that seems like a pretty good reason
>>721833185
how long do you think it's going to last you?
my favourite on the ps2 was the star wars battlefront games
>>721833608
I'm not sure. a couple months maybe.
>>721833608
so lemme hide behind you <3
>>721833562
They face the ground? I mean it's on a table so dirt can't be the problem
>>721833608
NO! NO!! HELP ME ESCAPE THE FBI HERE!!
>>721833742
ok i am going to send you photos
>>721828265
Image source? Looks neat.
>>721833581
It's the thought that counts. How's neffy?
>>721833877
I skipped a class today. My body is being super grouchy about this new sleeping schedule. Once I get into it I should be fine
>>721833696
that's a lot of tea drinking
>>721833721
ok~
>>721833800
nah, it'll be fun to see the orange juice theif all over the newspaper
>>721833979
Skipping class is dangerous. I have gone to two math classes all term though so I don't have much ground to stand on regarding it.
>>721833980
and then i can cuddle you from behind while you have no idea whats going on <3
>>721833980
i fill a large bottle of tea every work day. 2-3 bags in it.
>>721834084
It's probably the easiest one, but I still feel dirty about it. Just too tired, was all
Also it's raining a shitload, which is really weird for Perth and Summer and Perth in Summer.
>>721833845
Okie
>>721833980
Screw yew!!
>>721833980
I Furry!
muncheez are fucking creepy
>>721834118
that would be pretty great
>>721834130
oh wow I see how you go through so many
how does it taste?
>>721834188
but I want to see it
it'll be funny
>>721834244
congratz
>>721833562
We're closed now.
>>721834402
so how you doing snarf?
>>721834188
baka
>>721834367
I don't know how this one tastes lol. hopefully good XD
it was an impulse buy.
>>721834175
Rain is good though. Skipping easy classes is fine but I suppose it's better to go than to not. Have you gotten your work schedule sorted yet?
>>721834367
I'm running through the woods, the dogs are after me! The helicopters can't get close to me while I'm under these power lines! I hear the sirens! More so than usual! Shit what do I do?!!
>>721834510
Soree senpai :c
>>721834367
cuddles forever
>>721834549
Nyet, I have work tomorrow so I'll be talking to people then.
Rain is good, it's just... odd. Perth usually has very dry summers
>>721834594
repent by sending me norwegian things I want
>>721834510
did they not have your regular version?
>>721834568
hey luc
>>721834594
dive into a creek, wash off your scent!
>>721834621
all day every day
>>721834646
Your country is so backwards you have summer in the winter. It's very odd all around.
>>721834681
Hello
>>721834454
Just got home. We have frozen pigs in the blanket in the freezer, so heating those up to eat.
>>721834681
they did, but I saw those and figured why not? lol
I have a decent supply of the one I like right now.
>>721834753
You know there is a whole southern hemisphere, right?
I suppose you can be forgiven for forgetting about most of Africa and South America. They're silly places.
>>721834666
Fucking Norway >_> Fiine, what first
>>721834681
I dropped the pack in the creek! SHIIET! It's water proof though, but I dunno how much time I- Oh SH-
>>721834681
i keep trying to edge but everytime i get close i dont stop.
im bad at this
>>721834863
I only pay attention to the USA, the rest of the world is just weird magic to me.
>>721834800
Sauce of this?
>>721834937
It does seem to be the centre of news right now
>>721834774
how you doin?
>>721834795
is hunnibuns there too?
how was your day?
>>721834807
I've run out of my two favourite ones ;~;
>>721834875
why are you buying packs of orange juice and not just bottles?
>>721834907
you just need more practice
>>721835020
That is because we are objectively the most important nation in the world.
>>721835048
Doing okay. Wondering about my action replay and when it will ship.
>>721835020
*center
>>721835062
You're the silliest nation in the world
>>721834875
the films Riverhead, and Svidd Neger, Lyckantropen.
then some snacks exclusive to the country. and tickets to the Norwegian National Opera and Ballet to shows that would most interest me.
>>721835048
oh no!! why didn't you get more today?
>>721835105
>simplified english
>>721835109
Quite, I take much pride in that.
>>721835048
i try to practice but everytime i stop, some seeps out and i think i keep losing some from my main load.
>>721835048
Packs are bigger! Heard of tetra pak?
>>721835120
As you wish, senpai
>>721835210
me gusta
>>721835249
(inaudible grumbling about Norway)
>>721835184
It's going to be an interesting year, at least
>>721835048
He's at home. Been a slow day. What's good with you?
Grinding for unlocks in Titan Fall 2 is so daunting.
>>721835321
they don't have corn mice though. and that's somethign special you will always have on them!
>>721835094
what games do you plan on using it on first
>>721835120
cause I have no idea what kind they were
I feel silly now for not getting more
>>721835202
no, that stuff comes out no matter what. it's meant to do that
>>721835210
oh, yeah
I though you meant like packs of orange juice
>>721835328
things are pretty good, some underwear I ordered a month ago finally showed up and I did some shopping
really empty all day?
>>721835485
okay ill try again
>>721835485
aww man that sucks!
I shed all my tears for you
i ran out of my teas from Montana :C
>>721835485
I am not sure, I plan on using it as an adapter for Japanese games.
>>721835476
That one took me a while to figure out lol :p
>>721835485
Noo, those small bastards are hard to drop
>>721835420
Kiss tail.
>>721835485
Mostly empty. Did you buy anything to show off to Iaw?
>>721835729
*Smooches your tail*
>>721835729
>>721835775
Dat gay
>>721835707
lol and they don't have hattifatteners!
>>721835420
Love me.
>>721835926
You told me you don't love me though.
>>721835884
I used to think hattifatteners were the digletts from Pokemon
>>721836000
I only love you a little bit.
>>721835650
just remember to stop early
>>721835662
now I'm out of peachy stuff ;~;
are you able to order more stuff from montana
>>721835670
why do japanese games need an adapter?
>>721835707
I don't know, a bunch of tiny tetra paks seem pretty easy to drop
>>721835729
that's not why I bough it, but I probably will
how's the schedule?
>>721836007
i guess that's a mistake that can happen lol
>>721836125
Not as easy as a whole carton
>>721836118
Not enough.
>>721835870
I'd smooch his tail.
>>721836150
Do you want diglebutt as a nickname? I find it a nice nickname :3 Diglebutt
>>721836171
I'll work on it.
>>721836125
awww
and I'm sure I could find stuff online from there, but I won't bother. it was more of a novelty i guess. Next time I go there I will get more!
>>721836125
has to do with a few plastic tabs. I didn't want to break them out so I figured I'd get a better cheat device then the game genie.
>>721836287
lol it's a great name
>>721836125
how long should i keep it up
>>721836257
*Blush*
>>721836291
This pleases me.
>>721836370
Good cause it's too late to say no either way lol
>>721836169
so how's the chase going?
>>721836339
you should just start collecting lots of tea from everywhere. get all the tasty stuff
>>721836353
ah, what games do you plan on playing?
>>721836381
an hour or two should do the trick
>>721836370
Actually no! HATTIBUTT! What do you think?
>>721836497
They took my orange juice
>>721836497
im gonna be blushing the entire time, fuck
>>721836497
Expensive ones that don't have a lot of text.
>>721828265
Erm
I'm already in a FUCKING CORNER YOU SHIT CUNT!
>>721836426
Good, I want to please you.
>>721836643
It's not hard.