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How you died in the last Video Game you played is how you will

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How you died in the last Video Game you played is how you will die IRL. How fucked are you?
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I got killed by a Scout Trooper in Kashyyk playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
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got crushed by a giant demon with two balls on chains shackled to its arms.. nice
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>>721820287
i got killed by petey piranha while playing super mario sunshine... that seems like a terrifying way to go IRL
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Shot in the head in CSGO.
It will be quick and painless
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Headshot on gaylo 5
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>>721820287
Ripped apart by feral ghouls… well fuuuuck
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Got run through by the bayonet of some dirty Hun bastard in Battlefield 1.
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>>721820287
I was playing fallout 4 and I thought I was throwing a grenade and it turned out to be a homing beacon for the chink sub nuclear strike. Fucking nuked myself.
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Ulti of Bane
>Dota 2
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>>721820815
This is how either Trump or Kim Jong Un will die
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Sniped by Russian rifle in Battlefield 1...so time travel could be real...always want to see the Italian coast.
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Can any please help in try for identify the raptor.
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>>721820287
my Gnevny got hit by too many shells
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killed in a shootout playing Arma 3 roleplay on NoPixel
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got sniped
easy way out, boys
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>>721820944
Redtail, juvinal
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>>721820287
100 archers + 50 horses + paladins + trebuchets came to my city a killed every one i had in charge then i died
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Entered the atmosphere at too sharp an angle and smashed into the ground at mach 1.5.

At least i get to go into space.
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Dark souls..... Its lookin bad for me.
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>>721820287
I wonder if it hurts getting your soul sucked out
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>>721820944
Looks like a kestrel
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>>721821072
dude what were you playing?
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Fought to the death with myself.
I lost.
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>>721820944
>>721821055
looks more like a coopers hawk
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Minecraft, deliberately jumping off from the top of a 200 meter tower.
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>Mount & Blade: Warband
Overhead strike to my head with a war axe. Ouch!
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>>721821072
goin out in a blaze of glory!!
KSP?
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Thanatos from Smite executing me with his ult.
It'll be quick.
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>>721820287

it's crazy because i was actually just playing RE4. didn't get the chainsaw, just chewed to death by one of the guys you have to shoot all the limbs off of.
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Got head punched off by Legion using Power Fist.
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Fallout 4. Super mutant rocket blew my leg off. As the screen was turning black a pair of mutants with melee weapons were approaching to turn me into a gore bag.
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Spawned 20 dremora lords in Skyrim

>Feels bad
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>>721820287
damn geralt would die if he would jump off a 2 ft. ledge.

Anyways, I was playing fallout 4 and got hit by a missle launcher out of no where. My character's left leg and arm blew off and I died on impact. Guess I'm fucked.
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>>721820287
Getting headshotted by a member of the Spetsnaz. Tight.
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Elite Dangerous. Left the throttle wide open and flew straight into the sun. Horrible.
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>>721821369
Just got this for ps4
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>>721820287
got hooked by this fat bastard
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Dante killed me... Devil May cry 4
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>>721820287
Stabbed in the face by a spy after they failed a backstab
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I just won a H1Z1 game, get rekt
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Die Flashing over a wall, trying to steal a baron buff.. League of legends
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>>721820287
Dark Souls 2

I'll come back to life, but I'll be undead. Could be worse.
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Nommed by Brute
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>>721820287
Sliced in half by Oryx, nice
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call of duty advanced warfare - zombies - carrier - single player, just defeated the "boss" had to die eventually.
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Hit by a helicopter blade 1200m in the air and flinging so fast i can't be seen into the empire state building. And die getting hit by a car.
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Shot by a skeleton
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>>721822018
You're still running Kingsfall?
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Burned to death while being pummeled by an impossibly large club - Far Cry Primal

sheeeit...
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Shooted up by the copperinos gta 5 style. Or crashing a plane I can't remember
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>>721820287
Lost too much blood out of my dick being ripped off by a ghost and passed out while flying 5000m over the ocean in a desperate attempt to get back home and see a doctor before I bled out. Official cause of death was drowning+broken neck from hitting the water at terminal velocity.

>another day in infernomoo
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I get ripped to shreds by a guard dog
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>>721821623
How's your progress, anon?
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Worms 3D so probably drowned
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>>721822222
Fuck you. I wanted those quints!
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Headshot by Jackal through a wall in Rainbow Six Siege
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>>721822222
oh shit nigga you gonna die
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>>721820287
I was playing roblox and some nigga bloxxed me
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>>721822274
Not great frankly. It is a little different feeling than the ones I've had for computer. I can't just raze any village I want even though I've got over 50 men
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ha ha! You cant die in monster hunter!
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>>721821795
roadhog is sexy, as long as he teabagged me after i'd be okay with it
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>>721822222
>still plays MUDs

what are you doing with your life
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>>721822222
What's your name ig faggot and did you play hellmoo?
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>>721821566
I've been looking very closely at this game for some time but I'm still on the fence. Do you recommend it?
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>>721820287
Did a no death run through Shadow of Mordor... Does the death before the game starts count? And if not, because I never died am I now immortal?
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>>721822222
fuckin checked
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I was incinerated at mach 20 when my shitty attempt at an escape pod slammed into the atmosphere and was torn apart almost instantly.
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blown up by an ogre's grenade - Quake
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>>721820920
Please, dont bring politics here, I came here to talk about vidya, not about any Politicians
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>>721822732
because you posted in this thread, yes, you are now immortal
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>>721822552
Fucking love that game. But to be fair it said last game you died in not last game you played
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>>721820287
Me and 5 buddies getting killed by a gold, 3 headed dragon.
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>>721822018
Who the fuck runs Kings Fall?
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>>721820287
Exploring some woods and encountering 5 aliens, 2 of which are incredibly powerful psychics that destroy my brain with a single thought.
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>>721820287
Crushed by Manus Father of the Abyss
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>>721820287
NCR Veteran Rangers swiss cheesed me, quite quick I'd say.
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Drowning in a lake with my best friend toejam
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>>721820287
>Kerbal Space Program
Those who have played the game already know where this is going: spectacular spaceship crash
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This Fucked
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Got killed by Santa Blanca Cartels sicario in Ghost Recon Wildlands CBT.
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Fucking mimic with a flying kick. Shit...
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Fuck, I can't actually remember the last time I died in a game...
Maybe... Oh, fuck. I got sniped roughly three times, then run over and eventually died when a car exploded next to me in Mad Max. This is going to be painful.
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Got smacked in the head after raping my cousin... Not that really bad dead.
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>beat to death in the world's largest super prison inside a city by 12 convicts in clown suits

Arkham city on hard really sucks when your Y button sticks.
>at least I get to see Harley Quinn in that tight ass outfit one last time
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Got hit by a grenade, crawled behind some stairs, placed Medkit, got ok, struck by mortar, stayed there with Medkit, got ok again.
Then I got out and a fucking tank shot a incendiary, burned to death.
I fucking love Battlefield
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Executed via scaphism by my retarded, inbred son...

Thanks ck2...
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>>721820287
Electrocuted by a Nioh boss. Extra crispy.
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I fell off a cliff into some corrupted ass water in Darksiders 2 Deathinitive... Shit.
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>>721823237
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Got smashed by a larvae coming from the floor I was walking. Poor meatboy
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If I didn't die the last time I played a video game does that mean I'm immortal?
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AT-AT laser cannon shooting through roch formation.
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Get sent to orbit by Giants
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>>721821029
>>721821351

>roleplay
>minecraft

So you will have lived and died as a stupid bitch.
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>>721823708
"The last video game you died in" no, just the last time you died in any game, no matter how far back you have to go.
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invaded china and started WWIII
>whoever guesses the game gets a cookie
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Effectively sliced in half by this cheeky cunt

Dark Souls 3
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>>721820287
either getting charged by a reinhardt or missing notes in Osu!
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Got smacked in the head with a shovel.
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>>721820522
Are you me?
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Falling off Deathwing's back.
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>>721822222
Fucking check, my dude
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>>721822635

If you want to pay good money for the ability to accomplish nothing, and have paid for it, then yes. ED is garbage.
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Far Cry 4. Shot an elephant in the ass with an arrow it turn around and trampled me to death
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>>721820287
I feel bad for anyone in the close proximity of my death because last thing that killed me was an edge blossom by reaper
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Rocket powered war hammer
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Asphixeated in FTL
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>>721824288
>If you want to pay good money for the ability to accomplish nothing, and have paid for it
The same can be said for literally any other video game.
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>>721822222
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Playing as Robin, I got beat to death by Two Face's thugs.
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I am T-rex chow
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>>721820287
my little ship, the blue triangle heart thing, blew up going too close to that red and white star. Not a bad way to go, at least I got to see space
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Killed by a fly hitting me.
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>>721820287
Skyrim: Was low heath fighting a dragon, got pinched by a mudcrab. Died.
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>>721824680
Fucking love this game! Only play single player because I don't have time to play much and I understand that the stuff you build in an online server are vulnerable when you're not online.
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Crashed my ship in a blaze of glory in a space hub in star citizen. Suicide dived the shit out of it
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Well shit, im gonna die via a mutated mother, thanks RE7
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>>721820287
shot in the foot by the tactical knife in COD
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>>721820287
>Playing Organ Trail
>Party members died of disease
Take a wild guess
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>>721823895
Fuck, well then probably shotgun to the face from a borderlands bandit
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>>721824440

I mean most games give you some sense of fulfillment, you know? Beat that hard boss, got that achievement, something. ED was just warping from sun to sun, and eventually crashing from boredom, into a sun. That and No Man's Sky are the only games I've ever really regretted pissing away money on.
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shot by a fucking cop! cyka blyat!
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>>721824928
Some servers have offline raid protection. I play on a private pve server hosted by a friend. All the fun, none of the griefing.
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>>721820287

Stung to death by giant hornets in Terraria.
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This boss can go fuck itself.
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>>721820287
Got ripped apart by chainsaw man in evil within
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My life points where reduced to 0
>mfw im dying because a yugioh card game
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>>721820287
Punching myself to death trying to stay awake while waiting in a line.
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Jumped from the top of fire link shrine 10x to increase hollowing
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>stomp -> knee'd by captain falcon
painful
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I tried docking my battle-cruiser with the ground based starport.

Today's lesson: You are provided shuttle craft and transporters for a reason. Learn how to use them. Never deorbit by any other means.
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Got shot gunned in the head by a jumping terrorist on csgo
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>mortal kombat
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>>721820668
That would be the most traumatic thing to witness...
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a huge, pissed off mother fucker with a chainsaw charging at me while in surgeons equipment
>kf2
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>>721820287
beat to death by an umbrella
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>>721820944
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>Skyrim
>So many mods edition
>Probably 20 different magic packs that interact with varying degrees of stupidity
>Mod that teaches most npcs with a few random spells from the massive spell pool.

>Walking down the road outside Whiterun
>Maybe I'll check the master chest at that one giant camp or something
>On road, that drug dealer Kahjit talks to me
>Law abiding citizen
>Play on Grandmaster because I'm not a pussy
>He casts a spell, but they're usually weird specific situational effects from alteration that do nothing.
>Hit him with my current shout
>ItsATrap.jpeg
>The spell he cast reflects all incoming magic
>Instantly hit with my own "Transfigure Sweetroll" shout
>Game crashes on third person view of a sweetroll lying in the road, being attacked by a Kahjit with an iron dagger.
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>>721826773
>"Transfigure Sweetroll" shout
I must add this to my skyrim!
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Getting gunned down by terrorists like geez 6 i think...
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playing fallout 4 and got bored/tired so i started attacking cars with a sword mod i downloaded, turns out the middle sized sword is super OP to cars cause it detonates them as soon as touch them, soo hitting a nuclear car with a sword and it explodes
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>>721825395
fuck terra
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>>721825562
kek
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>>721820287
>Falling into the abyss without putting on the right ring

How embarrassing
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Shot by a terrorist.

I guess saying "Counter-Strike is life" isn't ironic nowadays.
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Slowly starving to death on banished
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I got barbequed by a senior citizen.
[spoiler]Gwyn[/spoiler]
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>>721820287
I gave up and with that action my entire civilization crumbled and was forgotten to time. Sweet.
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Conan Exiles
Crippling poison x12 then a black rhino came and hit me once.
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>>721820287
Mauled by a Therizinosaurus
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>>721825626
Corollary: You have been provided a space battle-cruiser for a reason. Recite Richthofen's "duty of a fighter pilot" dictum, stay off the ground, and stop fucking around.
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>>721820944
That's not a raptor you dumbshit that's a fucking bird. Raptors went extinct hundreds of thousands of years ago.

How do you even get the two confused? Is this bait?
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>>721827712
they are so damn aggressive!
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>>721827712
I fucking hate those things. I build a small outpost in what I thought was a safe place but I came back from exploring the interior of the island and there were 3 of these things. Killed me and I can't get close enough to my body to get my stuff.
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got executed by a locust in gears of War. shits gonna be rough
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>>721827943
Just killed a Trex with my Pteranodon and was harvesting that sweet prime meat when it came up behind me.
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>>721820287
was killed by giant rat thing under bridge in boreal valley
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>>721822222
>infernomoo
Wow, that's still going?! Last time I checked there were like 5 players total.

Also, not using a brains build...
Nice quints tho.
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>>721826773
On a scale of 1 to 100: how stupid would you rate "transfigure sweetroll"?
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>>721827712
Love the Theri, I travel with a pack of three. Viscous, gathers so much stuff. Best mount.
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>>721820287

I lost in a children's card game...
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I cant tell the difference between glass and nothing until i plummet to my death, Mirrors Edge Catalyst
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>>721828203
During my first 5 or so hours in the game I mistook one for a terror bird and tried to bola it so I could tame it.

Bad idea.
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>>721820287
>You died... how fucked are you
Well, since I'm dead. Pretty fucked.
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God damn super mutant suiciders.
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>>721826773
TOP KEK!
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>>721820944
Is it in any way related to this raptor?
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>>721827834
You....I like you
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>>721820287
Apparently Goku is gunna spirit bomb the fuck out of me ..... im ok with this i guess
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>>721828418
That picture is the perfect explanation for that situation.
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Some overleveled laggy weeb cuck kinda cut me in half with his majestic as fuck weebsord
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Got beaten to death by Snoop Dogg. Def Jam: Fight for NY
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>>721820287
blown up by claymore is Planetside 2, not bad
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>>721822222
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>>721820287

I was the commander of a force of thousands of shambling undead fending off a force of thousands of demon-worshipping dudes in full plate. My fucking zombies started crumbling and a giant bird-man zapped me with demon magic.

I'm okay with this.
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>>721829430
what game?
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>>721820287
This guy named AOE Caps in ESO.
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Shot self in head with harpoon gun.
Apt.
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>>721820287
Shot in a tank by a bunch of other tanks from all sides. Thanks WoT.
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>>721820287
>GW2
>WVW
>Arrow Cart
Like a spartan
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anyone have that pic of heimer with a terrible score and he goes "i thought this was a bot game"
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>>721827834
Learn where the term came from. It was used to describe birds of prey and then was applied to dinosaurs which resembled them and are ultimately their ancestors. Maybe *your* post is bait.
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>>721829477

Total War: Warhammer

Playing with a shit ton of mods, pretty fun if you're into TW. Vampire Counts are a blast for me. AI cheats like a cunt, though.
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i got killed by a jew
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>>721829878
sounds fun, I'll have to check it out.
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>>721824216
shame that game went to shit
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>>721829430
Props. Love TW:Warhammer. I prefer to command the forces of Chaos myself.
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>>721820287
Playing resident evil 4 right now as it happens, so yeah, pretty fucked. Stuck in a house killed by a horde of parasite ridden villagers
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>>721829917

Def. Check out Tokshen's Mousillon Campaign on YT. Give you a decent idea of what a typical modded campaign can be like.

Have fun bud!
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>>721820287
Fucked up the throw of my molotov.. lighting me on fire. I panicked and jumped off the top of the water tower I was on.
I almost survived.. but the zombies jumped me. It was the only character I've lost on state of decay
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>Enemy destroyer is sneaking around up north.
>Is spotted by someone's aircraft.
>Sees me coming.
>Lays down smoke.
>Fuck you pal here I come.
>Charge into the smoke screen with mah trusty Yamato, gonna solo that can come what may.
>There's three battleships, a cruiser, and two destroyers back there.

Yamato can do epic, but that was a little too epic.
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I got run over by a mushroom
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>>721820944
its a fucking bird
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>>721830162

I haven't played Chaos yet... I've been through all of them except Chaos and Greenskins. Chaos is next up, their lords look awesome.
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idk how but it was in destiny, 6 v 6
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>>721820287
shot by a harpoon

also i'm a shark
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>>721830419
Ah so you're going to die of boredom.
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I get dissected by a necromorph....
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>>721820287
Could have been a lot worse.
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Dank souls, tried to run past everyone to light a bonfire but apparently they all caught up
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>>721820287
I got killed by one of those vomiting molders in RE7
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>>721820287
Ah fuck, aldrich devours my soul
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>>721829820
Not just their ancestors. The modern scientific consensus is that birds are modern dinosaurs.
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Wii Fit trainer rams both of his arms up my ass. Nice.
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>>721825395
>"IT"
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>>721820287
>shot in the face by an insurgent in insurgency
meh there are worse ways to die
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>>721830377
Protip for Chaos: Awaken the northern tribes, then immediately attack them again. Subjugate them and they will be much more obedient and useful.
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>>721820287
a full two billion percent I got space'd by a giant in skyrim but at least the view will be nice
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My last ruler in crusader kings died of natural causes at the age of 70. Not a great age by modern standards, but I'll take it over any other vidya death.
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>>721820287
deliberately crashed my TIE Fighter when a rebel pilot launched a homing missile on me.

>no regrats
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>>721829076
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>>721820287
Died in the explosion that took out the enemy Titan over Highway Tampa.

our deaths was magnificent.
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Some fag artyd my cv
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i can't really say that being torn apart by Skaven is up there on "nice ways to die"
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>>721820287
Got shot by Geth
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Sniped in titanfall 2
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>>721820287
headshot in csgo with an awp.
im ok with that.
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>>721820287
drowned in sanic

don't judge me
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>>721823937
Look! Its a plane? Its a dog? No, its a fucking flying skelleton!!!
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>>721831333
And also, Trips
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>Got stung to death by rad scorpions in the Nevada wastes.

Helping my kid tell time.

At least she'll know what time I died!
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>>721820287
Nazis in Wolfenstein:TNO

Difficult discerning which side I'd rather be on. It will be an honorable death for the greater fatherland
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>>721822222
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>>721820287
Bludgeoned to death by a cathedral evangelist from DS3. Could be worse but it could also be better.
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>>721828418
spinning around pressing the V.A.T.S button as hard as you can
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>>721820287
Sliced in half by a cavalry in battlefield 1

ouch
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>>721831563
what mod is that ?
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>>721828187
Are you kidding?

>Dragon attacks
>Transfigure sweet roll
>Take sweet roll, fast travel to whiterun
>Gift to child
>"Thanks pa"
>Await shitstorm
>>
Mauled by dinosaur. Seeing as they don't exist, paradox? Or genius breakthrough followed by dino park?
>>
Clipped through the floor and falling forever in subnautica, how does that work /b/?
>>
>>721832039
Just straight fallout 3 on Xbox.

Middle of nowhere so I didn't pause.

I get back and there are four of them stinging me.
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>>721832531
>fallout 3
>Nevada
Are you retarded?

>Xbox
Yep, you're retarded.
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>>721820287
Died from an invasion from over 3000 troops (wow) in a last stand to save my castle fucking imperialists screwed me over, at the very least i die with dignity.
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>>721821566
METAL
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>>721820287
Shot down in Dubai by 'Murican soldiers in Spec Ops The Line...yay?
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the legend of zelda nes. don't know how exactly, but killed by a monster in a dungeon. pretty comfy.
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>playing as Michael in gta 5
>drove a boat directly to the ocean until it literally just sank for no reason
>so far out can see land
>get fucked by a shark

I don't live near an ocean so I'm good.
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>>721820287
Shot to death. GTA V
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I didnt so much "die" as I was "written out of existence"
>my save file was corrupted
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>>721820287
Stealth sniper sole survivor in Fallout 4. A ghoul crawls out under a car and sets off a frag mine, car goes nuclear and kills us both
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>>721833027
It's the game's way of making sure you don't get out of bounds. Good job bro
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>>721820287
>Payday 2
fell off building and bled to death as friends watched
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>>721825484
Straight to the shadow realm you background character trash!
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I was defeated at a children's card game so shadow realm?
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PVE Ark Survival Evolved. Getting bullied by neighbors parking all their asshole dinosaurs all over my house to glitch it out. Build wall around them and hold them ransom.

I'm doing fucking great tbqfhwy
>>
Gandhi became a dick and nuked me.
>>
>>721824146
Heroes and Generals?
>>
I guess I'll be sliced open from balls to brains by a giant knight with a broken left arm.
>>
>>721821220
what game is that
>>
>>721833478
Harry Potter Kinekt
>>
Three Giant Bowsers and a Goomba in a Fire Koopa Klown Kar.
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Vixthra the dracoliches negative energy breath at least it was a cool boss
>>
crashed a flight simulator
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>>721821554
>21:53:46
Glaz
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>>721821251
Sounds like Kerbal to me.
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>>721822635
I do. It's a make your own fun sort of game. Which doesn't appeal to a whole lot of people. Set some arbitrary pointless goal for yourself like going across the Galaxy and do it. Currently I destabilize systems by supporting the underdog faction until war breaks out and then profiteering off the ensuing civil war.
>>
>>721820287
riven fed irelia
>>
>>721820287
Mantis boarders raped my Zoltan and Engi crew in FTL
>>
>>721833395
Fuckin Gandhi's a dick man. Love that they kept that glitch in from the old games tho.
>>
>>721833158
corruption kills
>>
>>721820925
I got gassed
Suppose that makes me a Jew
>>
>>721825171
You can get a sense of fulfilment. Its just a different type. Like bringing down a more powerful ship using nothing more than your own ships mobility. Or wrecking some poor trading ship that has a small bounty because you feel like it.
>>
>>721820287
Urzael from Diablo 3 expansion kills me
>>
>>721820287
If porn games count I will choke to death on demon tentacles while all my holes are filled.
>>
I was cut down in Fire Emblem Heroes.

At least I wasn't playing Waxworks before I found this thread...
>>
>>721835589
lol, what fucking difficulty were you playing on where Urzael actually managed to kill you?
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Bunch of Super Mutants fuckt me up...
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>>721820287
Killed by Ramsey Snow while trying to lead my noble house.
>>
Smashed into a wall at 150 mph in Assetto Corsa.
>>
FOR MALRIC, AND THE ORD- *Head crushed in with Maul*
>>
>>721835898
Expert, only got the game last weekend
>>
It was in Doom so I'm not going to be a happy camper either way
>>
I fell off a small ridge in the Mojave Wasteland.
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>>721820287
Doom 4 glory killing everything and bleeding out as my last enemy falls.

>TFW satisfied space marine death, fighting evil from hell.
>>
I got shot.

Okay.
>>
>>721820287
Got ddsc-ed by an enmaU

owch
>>
>>721821072
Must be Kerbal Space Program, fuckin quality game
>>
Face chewed off by biters in factorio. Damn...
>>
A markarth guard bashed a shield against my face.
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>>721835511
Lol yeah.
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>>721822635
There is a whole lot to do but no set story line, which sets it apart from games like most MMOs / RPGs. The competetive scene is somewhat weak in presence, which sets it apart from games like MOBAs or arena shooters etc.

If you want to have fun with the game, you have to enjoy flying around. The combat system. Playing around with different weapons. Investing yourself in the story / political system. Making a profit to buy bigger ships and make more profit.

A good advise is to join a peaceful clan, and not play open play.
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>>721823387
I'm trying to play Arkham Origins right now and holy fuck the reskin of the city and nothing new is just making me want to kms
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>>721820287
uhh it seems i will be immortal
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Being mounted and punched to death by this giant cunt
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>>721829430
I hate Vampire Counts. No archers or artillery.
>Noting can beat the Waaaaghh!!
>>
>>721832662
>Hatano master race
>>
>>721820648
Nioh is awful, get with the OG Dark Souls
>>
tried playing deus ex with its shitty keyboard mapping and got shot 2 mins in by the first mob
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i don't even know

probably trapped in a room with a spirit and then made to leave this dimension

how bad is that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcKchpzAuew
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>>721820287
Dysentary
>>
>playing ARMA 3 role playing server
>one of my buddies is in the passenger seat of my car with me
>cruising down road, when suddenly police checkpoint
>don't stop for checkpoint, fuck the police
>cop immediately starts chasing me
>"dude pull over he's right behind us"
>"bitch I have a warrant"
>police car rams back of my vehicle
>my car spins out, totaled.
>we both bail out of the car, firing at the police officer with our submachine guns.
>cop is dead, but so is my bud
>"take the cruiser and get out of there dude!"
>shot by random criminal that the police let through the checkpoint.

fucking ARMA man..
>>
>>721838265
would be equivalent to me becoming a quadriplegic and getting shot by a nigger
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>>721823866
'nopixel' is the name of a server in Arma 3
fuckin casual
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Killed by a faggot auto turret in a space battle in Battlefront 2.

Fuck you, auto turret.
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>>721820287
cs on dust2
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This fucker
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I guess I'm gonna get fucking gutted by a mutated hillbilly. FUUUUU.....
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>>721838535
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>>721820287
Getting shot in the head by american shouting ita high noon
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>>721838536
The Grandma is Eveline
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>>721834740
>>721834740
>>721834740
Yep
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>>721836562
>tfw I have it on console
>tfw since console and singleplayer there is no fast way to level up, just grinding
>tfw still going for the achievement to get all 6 classes to level 70
>tfw I had 5 level 70 characters
>tfw my game save was corrupted and I lost them all
which class do you main btw?

(former) demon hunter master race here
>>
>Get cut in half by NG+ Artorias
Ouch.
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fucked to death by a harem of Q waifus
>>
three or four of these bastards tearing me limb from limb.
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>>721823912
Hearts of Iron?
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>>721820287
Darksouls III, got eaten by a mimic.
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>>721837354
The political system is the best thing about the game. Being able to support whichever candidate supports your view of the Galaxy is fantastic. I saw the Alliance grow from a tiny speck in the corner of the galaxy to taking up a straight up third of the map and the Empire get chipped at from both sides.
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>>721839135
git gud

I bet you level up dex faggot
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>>721839250
Nah, I prefer the moonlight battlemage build, though right now I'm doing a regen paladin roleplay build. High faith, end, strength, and vit.
>>
I suicided to hellhounds in deep wildy because i wanted to remove skull after runecrafting...
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ESO Dark Anchor fun fest.
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>>721839363
>playing anything other than deprived
>being this much of a fucking scrub
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Burned to crisp in a fucking swedish tin can
Whitness mee!
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>>721839695
ah, whatever mate. I've been playing these games since the first one came out. Praise my sunny D and don't let the drake roast your sorry ass on your way out of my shrine.
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