I should read more.

You can read?

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Why no love?

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last pitybump

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Stuff and things

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>>721787624
That kangaroo's balls are on the wrong side.

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>>721787900
>posts emery
are you a god

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>>721788309
Once enough butts have been sacrificed on the altar of Snarf, I will be.

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>>721788516
and how many is enough?
and how many are you at currently?
if you don't know, why aren't you keeping track?

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>>721788849
I'm at 70+ right now.

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>>721788516
post more altar and you will revolve around butts
have2 go anon. maybe talk to u on the drive home

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>>721788982
you didn't answer how many is enough.

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>>721789054
Post your hubby's butt when you get home.

>>721789124
Once the word 'Snarf' becomes synonymous with 'butt' for all peoples, then the true power of a god is held.

>>721788982

freakish

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Reading is for nerds.

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The world needs more androgynous yet masculine young men.

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>>721790811
And it could be so much more...

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>>721781225
Agreed

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>>721792834
Who let you out of the mental institute?

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>>721793200
lolwut imposters!

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No I'm dirty Para

>>721793451
faggot

>>721793451
ok what the hell is that goat creature and where is it from? i see it posted in every god damn thread every day.

EVERY DAY

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>>721794105
Some anime.

tl;dw
Wolf is the dom, goat is the sub.
Wolf saves goat, goat offers butthole in reparation. Gay interspecies sex ensues.

>>721794423
interdasting

gonna need a more conclusive source on that.

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>>721794520
Nono, you just take my word for it.

>>721794681
aww
okay :<

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>>721794724
Good boy

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>>721794105
just an avatarfag, don't say things like that because you'll encourage cancerous behavior.

>>721794231
sparkledog is back

>>721794520
The goat in that story reminds me of Nibi; he shows his butthole to everyone for anything. But that's because he's under a gypsy's curse that changed the shape of his butthole, and can be broken by a penis that also shares the weird shape.

>>721795154

chained and gagged

>>721795174
>it can only be broken
Hate typing on the go.

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>>721795310
and yet you keep talking

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No one has or gets to see my butt.

>>721795638

it was gossamer metaphor

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>>721793451
Still trying to impersonate me, really? You're still doing a bad job man

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okay

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>>721793451
>>721795800
samefag

>>721795310
I bet you aint even wearing a chastity

>>721795800

you really are

>>721795914

i'd wear chastity if it was not physically harmful to the cavernous bodies

>>721796079
in what way would it be harmful? kinda hot imo

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>>721795928
Really Sparkle? You think he is me, you're letting him win.

>>721795889
yeah definitely

>>721795086
well, he's been doing it for so long, i don't think my inquiries will have much of a noticeable effect on it.
>>721795174
why would he want his butt broken

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>Break dick
>Never works again
>Cant orgasm
>Depression
>Suicide
Go ahead, put a chastity on.

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>>721796245
Because goats are the best Anon

>>721796140
they're talking about long-term use. if you wear them for extended periods, like days to weeks at a time, then you can suffer reduced size in the bodies as they're not being stretched like they're designed to. if you're only using it for short-term kink play inside the bedroom, it shouldn't have any effect.

>>721796329
u say that now but say it after i remove ur testicles

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>>721795800
Well you're not the one with the genuine trip I'm afraid

>>721795889
Very funny Nibi, but I think I'd know if I had multiple personality disorder

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>>721796496
You're askin to be cut apart, mister.

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>>721796548
This version of you doesnt, the other one does when you switch over.

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>>721796548
I have everything down, i just cant get the fucking real trip.

>>721796140
>>721796488

this is what they WANT you to believe..

>>721796199

well, you are calling me sparkle, which, regardless of the fact that parafirk has never spoken to me, he would not call me.

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Go be a fuckboy elsewhere, demos.

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>>721796771
How would you know?

>>721796823
YOU BLEW YOUR COVER

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>>721797047
Blossoming wizard powers.

>>721796697
shh accept your emasculation
>>721797005
its like saying use it or lose it, thats just a silly argument

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>>721797047
ik but you have been identified, no point in lying now really

>>721797005
Shit, i need to lurk moar

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>>721797245
Are you a-a real Parafirk?

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>>721797366
I-in due time dad, we shall be the same

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>>721797218
Ill gouge your eyes out the first chance ill get.

>>721797438
Why are the new Meowths so gay?

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>>721797005
because you'd know different because you've already lived all that and are now dead? good. please pass on to the next world.

>>721797600
your dubs will not save you from your lot in life.
give in

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>>721797584
Don't tell anyone, but I've always wanted to have my very own clone

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I too, wish he would pass on to the next world.

Faggot dom

>>721797778
D-damn dad, you were 1 off quads, you'll get them next time, i believe in you! Also your wish has came true, i'll be the you that you never had!

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>>721797706
The last thing you'd feel after your lost sight is your innards being mashed. Start with the genitals, work my way up.

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>>721797919
SHIT I MISSED THE SUB AND PIC

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>>721797646
because they were raised in a more liberal society

>>721797962
charming

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>>721797919
>>721797994
If you're calling me dad in regards to being a descendant replica, I'm fine with it.
But if it's in regards to a "daddy" fetish then I'm going to be very disgusted.

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>>721798279
Replica wise, daddy play isn't for me unless i'm being called it.

>>721798425
moter of good

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>>721797646
because someone funded all the money to make cat-girls for domestic ownership but ended up with meowths due to laws and marketing.

>>721798035
That would explain the obese Raticates.

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>>721798425
Alright, that's resolved at least.
Now, are you as miserable and depressed as is for the standard of Parafirk?

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Am I doin this right?

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>>721798754
Been on Luvox for 4 years and have contemplated suicide for a bit, but its slowly getting better.

>>721798861
Not Goat enough

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>>721798986
That'll have to do.
Now the last thing you need to learn is this:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

That's all, we're done here. I need some sleep.

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>>721799180
I-i love uuuuuu dad, you're the best.

>>721797218

it's more like slowly but not totally crushing your hand over and over until it doesn't work anymore

>>721797648

i cannot believe this underage person is insulting me on the internet.

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>>721798986
I'll gote harder.

>>721799180
>>721799314
ahh..
this teacher - pupil relationship is heartwarming and inspiring.

he's a goat, why does he have cat paws?

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>>721799667
cause tumblr

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why are there two paras

a pair of paras
haha

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>>721799899
the sweater meme hit the mastsus fuck

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>>721799921

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>>721800033 (check'd)
yah

>>721800082
very good

>>721799899
3

>>721800033
We're done here. You win, Japan, its all yours.

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>>721799899
>>721799666
checked and i'm the one, true Para, i have the genuine trip


>>721799769
>>721799550
Only Mei goat is allowed, no undertrash please

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>>721800309
WHY
THO

>>721800318
what have you done

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>>721800318
get out failgote

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dick

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>>721800544
>failgote
Mei is the one true Goat

>>721800544
>>721800775
come on, guys.
coexist, peace be upon ye, live long and prosper and all that shite.
just shake hoofs and be friends.

>>721801347
I'm bored.

>>721802615
same

>>721802836
Fuck work, tired of this job.

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>>721801598
I'll never shake hands with that failure

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>>721803180
can i buy you a fox and you can cheer me up with it

>>721804823
One of those domesticated Russian foxes.

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>that feel when have to start saving new dump collection

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>>721805884
the fluffy kind?
can you even have pets?

>>721806065
I have a cat and a dog already.

>>721806158
oh what the fuck

all i have is this plant and a bf who can't even into having a butt picture taken for the sake of charity

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Snarf definitely fucks one of his pets. Maybe both.

>>721806293
Get a dog.

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>>721803180
what do you do for work?

>>721806820
i'll never need one

>>721806858
Gas station clerk.

>>721806978
Yes you will, for baby training.

>>721807175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6TJKqvOxsM

>>721807652
I want a giant anteater, like Dali. But I can't afford the ant colonies to feed it.

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>>721807175
i can see how that'd get boring easy

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>>721807844
what did he even feed it, there sure wasn't a way to manifest melted sidewalk icecream every quarter mile

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>Works at a gas station
No surprise there.

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>is a pathetic virgin
No surprise there.

>>721808249
sugarwater

>>721808249
Dali probably had the power to.

He also probably just fed it to his pet ocelot.

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Nah I chose to. Since im not settling for dirty used up scum.
Everyone else is like "I-is it my turn?"

wat

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You're small time.

i'll never understand you nibi

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yay

>>721808517
He can't help it that the gypsy's curse prevents him from getting laid. Weirdly shaped buttholes are a turn off. And
>Nibi
>top
That won't happen.

>>721808933
>>721809066
check

em

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>>721809138
>Nibi
>sex
Won't happen since nobody is good enough for a god like him, obv. If only such an Adonis could wreck my anus.

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fucking 11 captchas

>>721809357
a pass is like a week's worth of ramen, what's gonna kill you faster?

Hi everyone I am new here and OMFG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT YOU ARE SOME FUCKING DISGUSTING PEOPLE I AM SCARED FOR OUR FUTURE AND SHIT

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>>721809501
Probably my cancer that came back.
>>721809524
Wanna yiff?

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Sex is worthless. It only exists to multiply and display your social pecking order.
Most useful idiots dont recognize this since they were line waiters, subject to the partner they lost theirs with before the alpha male reaped his bounty.

>>721809524
>doesn't know aliens coulda made people out of things other than monkeys

what are you, a neophyte?

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I'm sure someone will mistake you for an alpha male one day.

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Alpha males do not exist.

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>>721809524
Hope you're not from germany or the UK.

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>>721809851
If someone did that i'd beat them to death. I will not allow myself sex I dont deserve.

>>721809675
I think the strongest argument against intelligent design is that monkeys are a boring choice. It could've been octopii or mantis shrimp, but instead we came from monkeys, the safest choice in animals to uplift.

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>>721809966
Are those kebabs or furry kebabs?
>>721810073
Usually the self loathing comes after the sex.

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peck peck peck