Random dude just texted my number, dubs decides

Wanna see my pussy?

Sorry, bro. This isn't Karen. Looks like she gave you the wrong number.

>>721777063
this

>>721777063
roll for that kek

>>721776885
how fucking dare you rob

nigger

>>721777122
winrar

>>721777122
well you couldve fucked with him first and then told him that...

>>721777122
what a waste

>>721776885

Sorry, Karin can't text you right now, my dick is in her mouth.

(that used to be funnier on the phone, 20 years ago)

Why waste the fun on such a lame comment, try again bois

>>721776885
"Just finished sucking off some homeless dude, and you?"

>>721777122
winner here and i feel sad. that's a really wasted chance. dont reply that give us another chance. i retreat

>>721776885
I'm eating a microwave, what about you my nigga?

>>721776885
My day was just fine until you texted me, you cis male scum.

oh hey! its that really cute guy from last night ;) Been thinking about you all day...

>>721776885

send dick pic

fisting is 300 bucks

>>721776885
ask for his snapchat

I sucked a few cocks. How´s your day?

>>721777511
Oh my.

>>721776885

Sorry, I was drunk.. you're not really very attractive. I'm sure we'd never work out. Have a nice life. Goodbye.

>>721777511
kek

>>721777577

winrar

>>721777734
absolute madman

i wanna touch your brains with my dick through your eye

>>721777063
roll

Well we might have scared him off with that one bois but yall got his number now so send him a friendly reply to remind him about karen no?

>>721777734
kek. based OP

>>721778019
Did he at least read it?

Say sorry was responding to someone else.

>>721778185
This.

somebody text him and be like "that's my girlfriend you texted, i will end you motherfucker. unless you're into three ways and totally heterosexual male eye contact?"

>>721778185
This this.
Play it off as if you were texting a friend.

Only maniacs choose to have "mark as read" on their phones.

>>721778332
I was thinking a client.

>>721777734
Oh fuck that was meant for my dad srry

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Gonna try and salvage this shit

>>721778595
"No seriously, 300 bucks.
We doing this or what?"

have you been thinking about me?

GAS THE DYKES
RACECAR NOW
VROOM VROOM

>>721778766
WINRAR

Charge your shitphone

fuck, this morning sickness is kicking my ass

Im not gonna lie, lets be upfront about this. There was something between us. I know you had thoughts and so did I. It was sexual ... and im not opposed to it ;)

>>721778595
U fucked up, now he's gonna think karin is a lesbian.

the fisting really scared him off. must have had a bad experience

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Rob lives bois

Lets try keep him around this time, dubs again

>>721779890
>whats fisting
lol

>>721779890
google it Rob.

>>721779890
AHAHAHA
Who doesn't know what fisting is?

>>721779890

>the ass you retard

Hehe, nothing. Some dumb inside joke. :) send me a selfie. I wanna see that cute face again!

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>What's fisting

I hope he's playing innocent

Send him a pic of a girl fisting herself and say "It's when you do this"

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>>721776885
Have some fun.

Tell him you are so happy he texted and you fell asleep last night after masturbating while thinking of him.

>>721780077
win

>>721777046

>>721780107
roll

gimme sexy time or a fuck banana for you papi

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What did i just say about being nice

STOP BEING SLOW OP
HURRY UP NEWFAG

>>721780540

>>721780577
wasted

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>what's fisting

>the ass u retard

Topkek

your dick is a jew and my pussy's the oven, let's get busy ;)

show me your cock, babe. I'm so wet thinking about it

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Seems like robs got some game, dubs bois

>>721780703
fuck off faggot

You wanna dance baby blue eyes ahuahuu? boom lol jk i just dropped acid with my priest

>>721780632
rerollan

>>721780703
have a client from 6-8 then no plans. you?

>>721780755
hahahahaha

>>721780773
reroll

>>721780757
kek this

>>721780703

hey i made this: ezvz.co, it lets you spoof messages on verizon iphones, have fun

I think about you when I flick it to STILLBORN PORN

>>721780757
praise kek

>>721780755
W-w-w-WINRAR

got a pay for play date then free if fancy doing something?

wanna watch me get fucked by a nigger?

>>721780866
WinRAR again

>>721780755
jej

sometimes i like to fuck a jar

>>721780916
And again!

>>721780757
this OP
say youare acid

>>721780826
Reroll

>>721780994
how kinky have you been?

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Poor rob why we gotta be so mean? Keep it rollin

>>721777734
lol

I feel like the chick gave him the wrong number on purpose

Show me that cock, Robert

>>721781202
send him a dick pic, followed by "oops ;)"

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Fuck how old is rob lol

>>721781278
no shit you mong

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>>721781322

>>721781322


YESS

>>721781202
was wondering something, but idk if I should ask. Uhm roommate just left and I have this thing with uhmm.. Cock pics. Is it possible to see yours?

just how old are you?

>>721781322
this

>>721781339
either really old or really young.
text him meet me there and bring 3 sticks of butter

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>>721781322

>>721781409
rawl

>>721781322
KEK HAS SPOKEN

how old r ya, fancy pants????

>>721781533
PRAISE KEK

>>721781339
The fuck is Fiction?

>>721781322
Yep. Make it happen.

Send him a link to the thread/post his number

>>721781533
Double dubs it is

>>721776885
give him a quick rundown on the bogdanoffs

you should come! Me and my boyfriend will be there :)

What do you look like again? I'm sorry can you send a pic quick?

I'm sorry, this is happening too fast, I just really need some space right now. I haven't gotten over my father raping me.

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We're in too deep now

I have diarrhea.

ask him if he likes docking!

also attach image of docking

>>721781572
Probably a club. They usually have retarded, single-word names.

>>721781655
winrar

>>721781672
lmao

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>>721781672
MAD MAN

Hope ur not jewish

how did /b/ get so retarded?

I hope you don't mind me being jewish, you silly goyim ;)

>>721781655
Winrar winwinwin

>>721781699
another one

>>721781672
LOL

>>721781672
touch my donger

followed by "pls"

>>721781672
if that's your dick op, im calling the /pol/ice

>>721781811
this thread is great

PRAISE KEK

>>721781773
show me your circuscised schlong, goy-goy

The holocaust was a farse

op is a nignog?

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The jig is up bois, lets send him a nice parting gift no? Dubs one more time

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>>721781672
nigger
>>721781825
thx for the call

>>721781672
>Delivered

>>721781918
Winrar
Winrar

T-touch my penis s-senpai

What kind of a piece of shit human scumbag gives a guy a wrong number?

Kill them all.

>>721781942
say, im just kidding! anyway whats up

>>721781811
winner

>>721781942
send video of you jerking off and say yes it is

>>721781942
Sorry it's one of my client

>>721782004
hey rob

>>721781942
I feel so bad for him. He's just tryin to get some puss and the chick probably gave him the wrong number on purpose.

>>721782004
Hello Rob

>>721781339
bruh u going to fiction on a Wednesday? lmfao

>This isn't Karin is it...

>>721781942
Yes, i am Karin, are you assuming my gender?

>>721782150
It's still Tuesday where I living

>>721782122
lol

>>721782193
Rolling for this

>>721782004
>not calling the number right away to check

Hahahaha

>>721782193
Roll kek

>>721782193
Roll for this

>>721782193
Rolling

>>721782193
Fantastic

>>721782193
Cmon keku WIN

>>721782193
Do it.

>>721782193
Lol roll

>>721782193
roll

>>721782193
Kek does not want it.

>>721782193
Fucking roll

>>721782193
Shameless reroll

>>721782193
Rolls-Royce

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>>721776885

>>721782193
reroll

>>721782193
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Send him this pepe

>>721782476
>>721782471
>>721782457
>>721782420
>>721782406
>>721782396
>>721782395
>>721782363
>>721782339
>>721782306
>>721782193
wew samefagging hard

>>721782568
this

>>721782193
Raul