>SECRETS THREAD

>>721722344
moom fonger car frond

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Dope head. Doesn't completely suck. I love being high.

>>721722344
i once tried to rape my aunts friends kid but couldnt do it. scared ima actually go through with it in the future

>>721723080
AYYYYYYYYY I'm micro dosing on some gr8 lsd tonight my man so I'm right there with you

>>721723224
Cheers bruh. I'm catching a bit of a nod on 20 mg of hydromorphone. Feels bretty gud.

>>721723220
His/her age @ time of attempted rape?

>>721723612
she was like 9 i think, i dont really remember it happened a long time ago when i was in middle school

>>721723952
Should have raped the cunting whore, you shitsmear.

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>>721722344

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>>721724125

>>721723080
Fuck ya I miss green monsters

>>721724063
i got caught, her mom walked in the room when i had her on the bed

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>>721724154

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>>721724206
Was your cock out, you naughty bitch? Were her prepubescent, barely budding breasts exposed? Was there precum dripping from your rigid member? Fucking tell me.

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>>721722344
Sorry OP, That's classified

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Whoops
https://youtu.be/FmFIdQwYj5U

fucked my cousin when I was 12 and she was 11

>>721722344
I'm a regular at a gym/pool and can't help but glance at the young adult/adolescent guys that come through. Some of them are just gorgeous.

>>721724682
Did you piss in her mouth and stick your banana in her tailpipe?

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I lost my mdma, coke, and heroin virginity years before I lost my actual virginity (17 when secks)

>>721722344
I've been trying to cheat on my girlfriend lately and have had no luck. Mostly because I'm no physically attracted to her anymore, but she's a great girl and I do care about her. Maybe not having any luck is a sign I need to try to work Shit out with her. Any advice anons?

I tricked a woman who i think may have had severe autism and learning disabilities to send me nudes over facebook by pretending to be John Kransinksy from the office.
i posted them on /b for a few days then sent them to her brother

>>721725151
move on, if you have to "work shit out"
chances are it's headed toward an inevitable end.
Find someone you can connect with on a deeper level than just physical attraction but also has that.

>>721724354
i made up a "game" for us to play, I don't remember all the bullshit i said about it, but it started with us making out, which she didn't like. so i flipped her doggy style and flung up her little skirt which had been giving me hard-ons all day, then i slid her pantyhoes off, i was delicate not to rip anything so it wouldnt seem like anything was going on. she was just going along with it like a retard but to be safe i had her go under the sheets of the bed and i was kneeling above her getting my pants off when her mom came in. i dove under the sheets with her and began to roll around on top of her. her mom asked us what was going on and i told her we were playing in our fort, lol. AND SHE FUCKING BOUGHT IT. her mom leaves after telling us dinner is here. But I pussy out for the night. I often ponder how lucky i am that i'm not in a juvenile prison right now.

>>721725472
Fuck yeah....

Want to fuck this girl thats younger than me...but can't because am married. :(

>>721725471
I hear ya. I had that type of relationship before so I know it's a legit thing. It's just exceptionally rare to find it.

I guess I was hoping to have my cake and eat it until something better came along? Idk, typical selfish human desire shit. But I think you're right, I should probably break it off. I just don't look forward to breaking her heart like that. As inevitable as it is. =/

>>721725391
That's savage bruh lulz for days

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I've told my family I've been in grad school for 2 years. The truth is I go to the school's library and fuck around on my laptop for 6 hours a day. I haven't really thought of an end game expect an hero

I have thought about feigning a "mental breakdown", going inpatient, and telling them I need time before I go back.

Then don't go back and get an IT job or something

I keep going to AA because the girls are easy to fuck even though I relapsed.

>>721726607
this aint no secret dude hahaha

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I beat the shit out of a pillow for a couple minutes once or twice a day pretending it's Cara Delevingne

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>>721722344

I used to start about 80% of the Secrets threads. Then I stopped. So now you just get what this faggot OP does.

>you're welcome

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>>721724770

still not gay

>>721726349

grad school for what?

>>721722344
My best friend's wife is o bossy control freak that can't handle not being in control, literally goes autistic when she can't get something to do what she wants.

I've developed this fantasy of pinning her face down into my bed, pounding her pussy raw as my cock stretches her until she mentally breaks and becomes submissive.

>>721727171

anon has noooooo issues at all

>>721727523

asshole

pound her asshole to break her

>duh

>>721727523
Maybe he's into that cuz he's a submissive. You should definitely fuck her.

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i got a fever and the only cure is more whitbell

My buddy at work has a huge crush on this girl at work. Not really sure how to casually break it to him I've already took her out on a couple of dates and got a bj :/

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I've spent so a couple years of my life chasing after a girl who made me feel something. Who made me feel human, made me feel like I could be loved and be a part of people's lives.

She made me feel like a hero.

I tried reaching out to her once or twice or maybe 4. I needed her, I had depression and I didn't want to die. But she ignored me.

I found out she's "poly" now and has two girlfriends/boyfriends cause she's now some tranny fucker, both mentally and literally.

She's become so different from who she once was.

I don't love her anymore. I still get feelings of it, but I don't love her. And now I feel alone because of it. There are no heroes. Just people and monsters.

>>721727624
Why dip my stick in shit when a perfectly good pussy is there.

>>721727658
He's really non-conflict, but she'd never go for it. Delusions of the perfect wife and all that.

Yesterday I fapped over 12 hours without cumming, only edging. Now my dick is swollen and it hurts to touch it. So the only option for today is riding a dildo and cumming from my prostate.

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I used to come over to this friend of mine, and while going to toilet i cum in her and her mother's panties that were in the basket (used one)

>>721727924

you know nothing about dominating and wrecking a woman

>faggot wannabe

>>721722344
I brought a girl home once who was all depressed, got her drunk and doped and fucked her while she was asleep. The next morning she left, I didn't even say goodbye.

>>721728561
You know nothing about real life
>Neck beard basment dweller

>>721729198

kek

you kissless permavirgin

>>721729283
WTF did you just say, I'll have you know... Meh, all that meme shit I don't even care

i've cheated on my military husband around a hundred times over the course of a couple of years

>>721729062
Was sex with a limp chicken any good?

>>721729705
Leave him alone then, bitch. You don't deserve him.

>>721727909
>There are no heroes. Just people and monsters.

fuck

>>721727909
Jesus christ. That's fucking horrible man.

What made her so unique and special?

If you want me to go away then just say so. Stop playing games

>>721730028
There's never a straight answer to that question, and if there is, it never makes sense. They just are.

>>721725391
Did you get a reaction? What were you hoping for?

>>721723224
>goes to 4chan while on acid
i hope your life isn't as bad as it seems.

>>721730182
Do you feel bad for what happened to her and that you could have saved her?

And how are you doing in comparison to her? Wealth, education, career and etc wise.

>>721729918
i know i don't

>>721727909
i literally know that feel bro... remove all traces of her from your life and find a girl that not only makes you feel like a hero, but believes you are too.

>>721729705
Hey slut. I see you're back again. Can't sleep?

>>721722344
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 20 DEAD AFTER SUICIDE BOMBING NEAR SUPREME COURT:

http://www.politicaloutsource.com/2017/02/20-dead-in-afghanistan-after-suicide.html

CODE RED. CODE RED.

>>721730499
You need to tell him asap. I'm speaking from personal experience, betrayal is the worst fucking feeling, especially if it's someone you are in live with. Make things right. Make yourself happy in the process too.

>>721729705
You are the filth of this earth. I hope he punches your ugly teeth down your unloyal dickgobbling throat when he finds out. Fucking women.

>>721730649
i never can

>>721730678
i know but i'm pretty sure i wouldn't survive it

>>721730729
i know

I watch Dance Moms.

>>721730729
>sheds man tear of patriotism

>>721730853
Tits and the timestamp so we can judge if you're good looking or not

>>721730853
Yes you would. You're strong enough. I understand that even if you love the person with everything you have you can still cheat on them and it'll only hit you after you do it. Both partners can be equal victims. It fucking sucks.

>>721729705
Hannah?

>>721731070
This is the only way to absolve yourself you sick cunt.

>>721730853
Like I told you last night, until you come to terms with who and what you are and find a dom/owner that is good for you, you're going to keep going down destructive paths and never be at peace with yourself.

i'm married with a kid, and had an affair with one of my wife's friend and have a child with her now which her bf assumes is his. he now wants another kid, and his gf contacted me asking me to knock her up again so the kids look alike and arent half-siblings

>>721731234
This is a dangerous path, man.

>>721731234
Heard this before old shit

>>721731234
lol when she sues you for child support and she gets your whole 7-11 paycheck while you live with your mom

>>721731234
i kind of feel like i have to, just to forestall the inevitable fallout if the bf figures out he's raising someone else's kid when the new kid and old kid don't exactly look alike

>>721727909
>Just people and monsters.

so, just monsters then

>>721722344
I almost talked two lesbians on Craigslist into letting me fuck the pretty one for the sake of giving them a child. They originally wanted to do artificial insemination but I talk them into natural conception. The pretty one was a virgin. I couldn't go through with it, but my dick was diamonds through the whole process thinking of dumping my seed into that bitch.

>>721731096
you don't know my husband, he would literally kill me. hes an 11b1v.

>>721731150
no

>>721731305
yea, but what's life without some danger.

>>721731325
no, you havent. idiot.

>>721731372
i could afford the payments, and i dont live with my mom, she actually lives in my basement.

and i dont think the hussy would sue me anyways. we're good friends and have talked quite a bit about this scenario before the bf wanted another kid. i'm pretty sure i'm gonna plant that seed, but i do have some reservations about it

>>721731593
>i dont think the hussy would
never trust a hussy. your current wife would leave you and you would also have to pay her child support

My biggest secret is that im attracted to kids. Ive come close to actually touching some but i havent. I feel like such fucking garbage and i want these feelings to go away but loli threads and other real life kids i know keep pulling me back in. Maybe i need to move. I feel fucking disgusting

>>721731676
current wife knows we banged once, just not about all the other times that led to the kid. she'd be more ok with it than the friends bf. he would flip shit.

>>721731534
You can't keep it a secret. You also don't know that for sure.

>>721731676
and the daughter is three now and she hasnt said shit. im pretty sure i'm in the clear

>>721731969
it will all come crashing down, everything will be in the open, wife will leave you. youre story will be in a low budget lifetime movie

I love my girlfriend and I'm sure she's a loyal girl but I recently found out she had 2 FWB's before dating me.

>>721731790

there's always you could kys

or travel back in time to the Roman Empire

pick ONE

>>721732036
>im pretty sure
lol

>>721732041
none of those things seem that bad

>>721722344
I want to fuck and inseminate almost every girl I know. Too bad I'm a fat, short failure.

>>721732045

how fucking 14 years old could you possibly be anon?

>>721731790
It's not going to go away. Moving won't do anything but put you in a new location with the same problems.

Get help so you have the tools to deal with the urges, know where they come from, and know the cycle that leads to the impulses.

Otherwise prepare yourself for a life of solitude or jail.

>>721727192
fuck off back to your erotic literature

>>721732095
well, i can't be completely sure, you know. there have been a few panic inducing moments over the last few years, but her and i have been able to maintain so far.

Girlfriend got pregnant through two forms of birth control, but we had an abortion.

>>721732045
Wait, she actually had a sex life before you?! Get rid of the whore! You are such a fine specimen of human perfection that you deserve only untainted purity in a sex partner.

>>721731790
kids need love too

>>721729705
you're out a lot this week georgia, no good tv on?

>>721731790
Some kids are sexually curious and might want sex as much as you do. I personally enjoyed exchanging orals and masturbation every weekend with my 8 year old cousin, and she enjoys it too. The fact that it's incest and very illegal and taboo gives me more pleasure

Just relax about it. Try showing porn to a kid you're interested in, if they react negatively then just say it was a mistake and that you're trying to watch this other website or some shit like that. If they react with curiosity, then develop that bond.

>>721731976
i do, he's been violent before :p

>>721732427
idk i'm just spiralling emotionally. what's new? lol

>>721732427
The whore wants to rub her cunt to us insulting her before she goes to bed.

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>>721732582

Got no sleep last night, so I took a fuck load of amps and I'm still awake, I can barely eat because I'm sick, and I don't know how much longer I'll be able to do thisZ

>>721732603
Daddy took a lot more than your hymen when he fucked you. He did damage you're going to be dealing with for the rest of your life.

I was in 6th grade, stole some girl's ruler without her noticing. I took it home, rubbed my balls on it, came on it, gave it back the next day.

>>721732612
>whore
dude it's a 14-year-old guy, get with the picture

you think a real subby little whore like that wouldn't give in and start posting nudes at some point? no?

>>721732603
>idk i'm just spiralling emotionally
tell me about your father

>>721732582
Yep. You're going to be killed in jail before too long.The statute of limitations doesn't run out for a long time.

>>721732603
Go stay at a family member's house and tell him from there. As long as he doesn't know where you are when you tell him, you'll be fine. It'll give him time to cool down on his own and function properly. Idk. But you have to fix it somehow.

>>721732802
There are no women on the internet.

>>721732802
i'm not a sub and i'm not a whore, stop projecting. and i haven't seen my dad in a long time.

>>721732896
can't i just hang myself?

>>721732978
Denial is a hell of a thing.

>>721732978
>i'm not a sub and i'm not a whore

yeah yeah, I know. You're playing your role too straight, there's not enough depth of character. It's the same responses day after day. Where's the development? where's the coming to terms with things? where's any new grief to back up the 'emotional spiral'?

I like your work but come on man, you cant get lazy

>>721733150
i'm not sure what you mean but my life isn't a hollywood movie. i meant emotional spiral as in i'm just feeling worse all the time. i just come here for the verbal abuse. it's soothing.

>>721732582
Cool story

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>721733393
>my life isn't a hollywood movie
no, it's a shitty phonesex script right now.
I'm fine with putting on a persona and going online to get your rocks off anon, it's just how you're doing it that's annoying. can you make her husband come home? or have her come on drunk and rambling and fake a timestamped nude to post, then have her come on the next day mortified? just something other than the same 4 wooden responses.

I'm addicted to blowing my load for girls on omegle

>>721722344
This Valentine's day I'm doing my first threesome ever with my girlfriend and mutual male friend. I'm nervous as fuck.

been fucking my friends mom for a few years

>>721733682
he was home from august to january tho... and i told the thread. -_-

>>721732978
No. You're worth more than that whether you believe it or not. Work things out. Find someone new. Make a better relationship.

It's so much worse than the records.

>>721733860
also your classic move: answering half the question that you want to and pretending the rest didn't happen if you don't have something pre-prepared for it.

seriously lets compare these statements made in short succession:
>i'm not a sub and i'm not a whore
>i just come here for the verbal abuse

so which is it? are you accepting abuse or hating it? Pick a character trait and run with it, because that is a stupid fucking thing to lose character cohesiveness on. better yet - have her confront it and maybe even change her mind on something? act like a person?

Im kicked outta dchool snd lexy my love left me

>>721732582
Green text you fuck

I once dated a pedo mom.

Shit was cash for a few weeks, then it got to much.

My buddy and I have a thing for each others wives. We would talk openly about our wives and even show eachother naked pics of our wives. I love his wife's giant tits and he loves my wife's big ass. One weekend of drinking to much and our wives go to the bed rooms to pass out. Me and him are drunk and talking on the couch. We make an agreement that we will go check to make sure each wife is passed out then meet in the living rooms and go into the room with the others wife. We agreed to touch only nothing else. I check on my wife and can tell she's out so I go wait for him. I wait 5 then 10 minutes still nothing. But he comes out shortly after 10 min in his boxers out of breath. Said he had fucked his wife first to ease his tension. I smile and give a thumbs up but ask if she's awake now. He said she was passed out when he fucked her. We agree to come out again after 15 minutes. We go into the rooms and she is laid out on her back in front of me legs open and pussy dripping cum. I wasted no time I just dropped my pants and got on the bed and jammed my dick in her. I pumped her hard while mashing her tits In my hands m. In maybe two minutes I came inside her. I was lost in my drunk lust and kept fucking her after I came till I came again. I had fives minutes left so I got dressed again went out to find him already siting there. I was so worried he knew. He looked up at me sad and afraid and told me he had jerked off on my wife's but. I let out a huge and breath and laughed and told him it was ok. He and she still have no idea I fucked his wife. I feel bad but I plan on doing it again so...

>>721733866
you're cute but i'm confident that's the only out :p

>>721734323
>so which is it?
both, i've never been in a domsub relation and i've never attempted to be. and i'm not a whore, obviously

>are you accepting abuse or hating it?
i love it, always have, it's the reason i'm here. i've never denied that.

>maybe even change her mind on something? act like a person?
idk what you expect from me. do you hold your friends to these hollywood standards? i'm just posting my troubles on 4chan. what do i have to change my mind on? when i first posted about this about a year ago i got a lot of verbal abuse and i loved it. it's calming somehow.

fucked my sister, not hen she was young, but 24

>>721734755
I can relate to that. Probably going to end up doing the same thing to myself at some point in the near future.

>>721734755
>i love it, always have, it's the reason i'm here. i've never denied that.
yet you complain about the abuse being thrown at you. just pointing out that's a weird little illogical quirk in the character

>do you hold your friends to these hollywood standards
I hold hollywood to having believable people, same as you. if there are people walking around acting as much a two-dimensional cardboard cutout as the character you play here I'd get them straight to a fucking psychiatrist to figure out what was going on.

>when i first posted about this about a year ago.
I was here for your first thread. that's why your repetitive bullshit is fucking me off so much.
Like I said, I'm fine with your erotic roleplay. It's ok. Just, could you try and add a little more depth to your character? make them seem like a person sometimes? do it for me anon?

>>721735101
where did i complain about the abuse? literally?

>>721735057
somehow that's both unfortunate and soothing to hear. the bittersweetness of suicidal thoughts, huh?

>>721735227
Yep. I'm terrified of dying, but I sure as hell wish I wasn't alive anymore. Haven't wanted to be for a while. Things just aren't working out and I have no hope for my future.

>>721735057
Are you gonna b poosy about it or go out wit a bang?

I pull my 3 sisters' panties out of the hamper and smell/lick the crotch. I've done it to my mom's too.

It's gotten to the point that I can tell whose panties they are by smell alone.

When I'm done here I will go after those cult members. Why else would I train like this? Exposure ruins them all.

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>>721735489
Real feels.

>>721733827
Who suggested it?

>>721735489
let's do a romantic double suicide tho <3

>>721722344
Ive masturbated in every Barnes and Noble I've ever been in

>>721735716
Youre gay

>>721735716
Why not? That'd make it a million times easier.

>>721736328
well here's a long shot, are you in or near georgia usa?

I helped moot do 7/11.

>be me at work
>Muslim girl from stick family kinda hot for a sand roody
>get chatting
>tells me that she has a bf and her family would literally kill her of they knew
>keep this info going round my head for a while
>one day need to bust a nut
>her brother works same place
>I get into convo with girl once more about secret bf
>I joking say I'll tell your brother
>she gets upset says she will do anything for me to stay quiet

Bitch been sucking ma dick regularly for months now.

>>721736546
Lmao, no. California. I would say Skype but that's too much work. I'm still in school anyway, I'm just going to od on xannies or something in the middle of financial fucking math.

>>721736879
> just going to od on xannies
might want to look that up first anon. not easy to get a reliable fatal OD, you often just manage to completely fuck your body up

>>721736879
a skype suicide doesn't sound all that romantic. i read a story once about a couple who met online and went to norway. they hiked a mountain path and then jumped off a cliff together. that must've been the ultimate romance. <3

I love wanking and exposing my cock to anybody, men, women, children. I have a hole cut in my coat pocket so I can stroke my cock in public, and cialis prevents stage fright. When I'm going to cum I'll pull my cock out wherever I am. I pay kids in parks, boys and girls 7-12 yo, singly or in groups, to watch me wank and cum.

>>721737115
Wasn't a plan, just an idea.

>>721737211
What about that suicide forest in Japan? You could hang yourself like you want to, and I'd be fine as long as I jumped high enough to break my neck.

>>721737216
Pasta

>>721737211
there's a lot of nice suicide cliffs around. I've heard of some popular ones in japan, australia, south america

There's probably an opening for a niche tourism business of suicide holidays. you wouldn't get many repeat customers though.

>>721737425
lol

>>721737388
oh i know about that one. i saw a documentary where they went through it. and they found a couple of corpses. D:

>>721737491
We could be the next ones.

>>721732582
As a 7 year old boy I started sucking my uncles cock and swallowing his cum. Was always really excited doing it and grew quickly to love feeling his cock feeding me his cum. Was years ago before cameras everywhere and he let me suck his cock in public places where people could see me. I loved every minute of it.

>>721737579
we could. you know my reason, but what's yours?

>>721735695
I did.

>>721737418
Yeah, it's my secret so I post it in these threads.

>>721737655
Ex left me. Waited six months to tell me it was because she cheated multiple times. After pouring my heart out for those six months she finally told me to fuck off. I really don't want to have to live life without her, so suicide has been running through my head for a few weeks now. Grades are shit, I have no future plans. Drinking and popping pills hasn't helped, either.

>>721737890
um are you sure you want to be associated with me, then?

>>721725151
Why cheat on your gf? Just leave her you asshat

>>721737943
I've stopped caring at this point.

Lost my virginity to my mother (grew up in kind of a dysfunctional family)

Don't care if anyone believes or not.

>>721738159
Do you know if it's going to snow tomorrow?

>>721723220
Tell someone and don't ever let yourself be alone with that kid.

>>721729705
Holy shit please please please kill yourself and maybe God won't condemn you to eternal suffering where demons will stab your cunt with molten pitchforks and you will feel all the pain for eternity

>>721738252
Definitely not where I am.

>>721724154
That person is still conscious.

>>721738159
I did too. Dawn of puberty, she was a coma-sleep-drunk. Sorry, no story, I'm going to bed now.

>>721725151
Break things off. If you are not attracted to her, that is the right thing to do. Cheating on her is disrespecting yourself, really.

>>721738117
ok... how old are you?

I am married and have been having an affair with my best friends wife for the last two years. I should probably feel bad. But I don't.

>>721726158
Tell your wife and ask for permission.

>>721731234
Dude. You fucked up. Cheaters deserve pain. You and the cunt friend

>>721726324
If you cheat on her, you risk more than breaking her heart. Tell her that you don't feel the way you used to about her and you don't want to be in the relationship anymore. That's the truth.

>>721737670
So you fancy your male friend and want an excuse to see him naked?

>>721726349
Tell them the truth. They are you parents, even if they are upset, they will understand. Killing yourself will upset them a great deal more than coming clean.

>>721738464
Joke's on you, he was banging your wife first and the two arranged the sex swap.

>>721737890
So you're at school, a girl has left you and you think your life is over? You're a man-child; you'll never survive in the adult world

>>721726607
Greentext (big fan of anal, so if they are so easy they let you in third input, that story please)

I fucked a girl that had a crush on me since grade school cuz I just needed some pussy. Young and dumb no condom. See her again three months later and she's fatter (looks pregnant) let her suck me off then leave and never see her again. See on fb that she had a baby girl. I'm pretty sure that's my kid but she's never said so, she never tired to contact me after that last encounter either.

>>721727523
I fantasize about my wife's best friend like that. But it gave me some insight: she's a control freak because she is a very wounded person and doesn't get the attention she needs. I see her as more human after that, even though I dream of giving her rough, degrading anal sex.

>>721727767
Tell him you and she talked and she's not into him. If he's your buddy, he'll thank you.>>721727767

>>721726349
You seem well suited to IT

>>721722344
I'm worried about Trump's voter fraud investigation. I have activated a lot of my old alter identities to register to vote for shits and giggles ever since political morons decided to enact "voter fraud" laws. As a funny irony, I vote all Republican on them. If the investigation goes anywhere, not only years of chuckles is over but I could be in hot water.

>>721727909
Nobody "makes you feel" anything.

>>721738596
lol no. My best friendwwould never go for my wife. She's not his type at all.

>>721727924
Anal because it's hard for a woman to be dominant when you are sodomizing her.

>Duh

>>721737712
Best experience?

>>721729062
You raped her, anon.

>>721729589
Zoz...

I let my asshole cousin use me

>>721729705
At this point consider asking him to open up the marriage.

>>721729761
I fucked an ex fuck buddy's ass when she was passed out after starting fucking one late night (diabetic and drunk). Was fucking awesome. Had to reach down to check which hole I was fucking because she was so relaxed and loose.

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Have any of you b/ros tried Topkek? (The turkish muffins) how is it?

>>721738808
yes, because fucking around on a laptop and whining on /b/ gets you a MVP qualification and teaches you all about corporate networks

>>721738464
You fucked your wife and best friend over just for some pussy? What's with these low quality people? You and the dudes wife should slit your throats and throw yourselves into a volcano

>>721739139
Posted in wrong thread sry

>I think I am actually sexually attracted to some children. I'd never actually admit it to anyone though
>I fucked like 4 of my cousins as a kid and would always suck my one cousin's dick for fun until I was 12
>I had my dog eat my pussy sometimes when I was like 12 and 13
>when I was younger I pushed my cat off a 3 story ledge for basically no fucking reason and it hit railings the way down. Thank god I didn't badly hurt it
>I actually love catching rats in glue traps in my apartment and watching them die. I even stomped 2 to death with my shoe and it was really satisfying seeing something that was shitting all over my house and trying to give me diseases get crushed to death

>>721738928
4 girls about 11 yo paid to watch me wank and cum and they wanted me to keep going.

>>721739151
More like answer the phone and read the KB.

>>721739617
Oh...right...call centre. I thought you meant a real job

>>721739236
Post tits

I want to rape mi cousin

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Several years ago I was a single dad and had to travel for work. I met a woman from Peru who wanted an American husband and she had a tourist visa, something that young single Peruvian women don't get so easily.
I had her come live with me for several months at a time. She was trying to get me to marry her, so she gave me full on porn star sex.
She took care of my kids, and I had amazing sex and she would take great care of me. One day she was away and I figured out that she cheated on me. I then went to Peru, fucked two other Peruvian girls and filmed and took tons of pictures.
One time when I was on a trip my girlfriend uncovered the pictures. She then left me and took the pictures. She and and American woman spent a few months trying to extort money for me for the pictures. She must have been really pissed to find out that she was my free sex toy and nanny. Pictures of the anal toys that she used to prep for anal sex with.

>>721730729
She wants you to call her names. You know that, right?

>>721739236
marry me

I fucked some chick that one of my childhood friends brought by to kick it with me at my parents apartment when they were out of town.

My GF of 2 years was supposed to come u[ that night but I decided to tell her my parents havent left yet.

So I ended up fucking this hot blonde dutch girl for like 4 or 5 times bareback all night and in the morning. Now we're are trying to set up another time where we can fuck again..


Yet I am still with my gf, and the very next day she came over and I fucked my gf bareback too...

I hope I don;t have a disease or gave my GF something dirty

>>721733827
C U C K
U C
C U
K C U C

>>721722344
I lie in these threads

>>721739852
Ahahahaa, dumb fucking cunt....glad you did that dude...nice one

I'm in love with my older than me best friend. She's married and has a 10-year-old. I love her with all my heart but she can never know nothing about my real feelings. Sucks knowing you have no chance with her and you gotta just love her in secret the rest of your stupid, pathetic life.

>>721739852
Simon?

We've all been there before haven't we? I was visiting my colombian girlfriend and I was leaving that night and she had to work. I fucked a sexy dark skinned college student in the afternoon, not expecting that my GF would show up. As sore as I was from getting fucked so much, my girlfriend jumped on me and fucked me again before I flew out. It's been a few months, so I assume I'm clean.

>>721740390
Be brave and tell her dude...the saddest thing is to let life slip away and never say how you feel...


If you really love her, then do it and tell her what's going on and how you feel. Worse case scenario you guys take a break from being friends....

it's better than sitting there in misery every day wishing you could tell her..

>>721739915
shit, i've been found out

>>721740390
Take a chance. No regret is worse than the "what if..." regrets.

>>721740468
Oh, shit, I never tought anybody would actually respond... I can't tell her how I fell... She's afraid of guys telling her they wanna bang her or are in love with her. I know it because she tells everything to me... She considers me her little brother

>ugly and awkward in middle school
>in high school got off on rejecting the few girls that had a thing for me, made me feel desirable as fucking pathetic as that sounds
>there was nothing wrong with them, I just had low self-esteem and would be unhealthily fixated on one girl at a time and shut out the rest
>be in first committed relationship at 21, been together with this girl for almost 2 years
>Love her, but this past September she transferred to a University 300 miles away
>Though we visit one another, all this time alone has made me realize that I secretly regret getting into a committed relationship before dating a bunch of girls
>In high school I tried to trick myself into thinking I was desire; now that I've finally come out of my shell and lots of girls flirt with me I can't be receptive
>Biggest fear right now is that I end up marrying gf because she truly is someone I love and can see that happening with, but always regretting that I never had sex with or even was exclusive with anyone else in my life

I feel like a fucking asshole. I sometimes want to ask if we should try being open because of the long-distance shit, but I'm also possessive as fuck and it'd tear me up knowing shes going out with other people even if I did the same.

>>721730853
You're the 23yo sloot, Yeah?

>>721740596
sounds like me but there are a lot of 23yo sluts on this planet

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This is one of the girls I flew to fuck. I wonder what my former gf thought about when she saw this picture. No, that's not true. I don't care what she was thinking.

>>721740468
I don't want to take a break from being friends. I love her and if that means I won't be able to tell her how I feel anytime soon and stay in touch with her, I choose not to tell her.

>>721739852
Nice revenge friend. Show that cheating bitch you won't tolerate it

>>721740674
So... that regret... how will rock bottom come? Drugs, booze or mental breakdown? Will you live through it?

>>721740669
Small penis

>>721740461
Don't cheat my man. Karma is a bitch and one day you will feel the pain you caused others

>>721740758
None of that (although I think a mental breakdown is more likely to happen), I just spend my days thinking all day about her, we text each other a lot, obviously...

>>721740390
The people responding "you have to tell her" are fucking idiots with probably very little female experience in their life.

I've been where you are, man. The fixation isn't healthy and you need to just see other people. Give another girl a chance, it'll honestly take a few months with someone else for you to get over your friend, and during that process it'll make you sad knowing you're losing feelings for her (I know it did for me), but you deserve better than living a life without love.

>>721740468
>>721740538
Toxic fucking fairy tale dopes, SHES MARRIED WITH A KID.

>>721740669
You flew somewhere to fuck that? Jesus, man, have some self-respect

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Ha ha. It's down her throat. Penis size is the last thing that I lack confidence on. This girl had been fucked before and I still managed to draw blood. She had a nice sized mouth.

>>721741033
>Ha ha. It's down her throat
Not at that angle it isn't. You're 5" max, and not that girthy. Admire your misplaced confidence, though

>>721740947
Oh, man, I've been waiting a long time for somebody to tell me this. Thank you! Yeah, I don't really blame them since I was exactly gonna do what they're saying (except that I was a coward and I of course couldn't tell her because I didn't wanna fuck thing up between us). But anyways, I'm planning on moving on with my life, and if anybody comes into my life I'll have both arms open but still I'll always love her, obviously.

>>721741160
That sounds great man, I wish you the best.

I admire your obsession with trying to determine the size of my penis.

>>721741274
Same to you, anon. Have a nice life.

>>721741033
Also I can see the edge of your glans dude. You small. You getting some but you small

>>721741312
No obsession. You responded to an obvious troll, so you're evidently sensitive about it. Your response was clearly bullshit, so called you on it. That's all.

>>721741312
Why don't you fucking reply? And it's more than just me

>>721741033
>>721741312
Post a pic of your dick with timestamp

>>721740790
>>721741467
>>721741424
>>721741107

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>>721741533
See

>>721741504
Small dick

I can't get drunk or go to a party without doing cocaine, I'm fine for a little while but then I get moody as fuck and hate everyone until I get some.

>>721731509
You lucked out. You would have ended up on the hook for child support, anon

>>721731534
Get someone bigger there when you tell him. Get his fucking CO. Stop justifying your behavior. Not respecting him is not respecting yourself.

>>721731790
Stop looking at loli threads and ask for help. Stay away from children.

>>721732041
Yes, and this is as it should be. You think you are fooling everyone, anon? You are fooling yourself.

>>721732045
So what?

>>721732112
Fellow manlet here. Find a chubby cutie...they don't mind banging manlets, anon.

>>721732384
It happens. Hope she is OK. Hope you are OK.

>>721732582
Don't do any of this shit. You will end up in jail. Your cousin is going to tell someone, and she's always going to have issues because of you, anon. Fuck you.

>>721732603
Get help. It obviously weighs on you...that's why you keep coming here and asking for abuse. You are a human being, for Christ's sake. You did a bad thing, but you are not a bad person. Confess. Ask for forgiveness. Tell him you like dick too much and can't be with him.

Sweetheart, you are probably just very lonely. I feel legitimately bad for you.

>>721732612
Nailed it. She needs attention, but not that kind. You need someone to love you, because you don't love yourself.

>>721726324
i am/was in a similar situation, got to the point where I tried to leave her and after 3 hours on the phone she just couldn't let me do it so I'm going to go with the approach of do what i want (within reason) and see what happens, so long as i'm happy

>>721732696
You have a problem. Tell someone and ask for help.

>>721733821
As long as they are of age, have fun.

>>721742393
>Sweetheart, you are probably just very lonely. I feel legitimately bad for you.
what? i know how shitty i am

>>721734358
Sorry to hear that. Hang in there. It gets better.

>>721734651
Can we see your wife's big ass? Big booties are my kryptonite.

my best friend molested/groped me today. im not sure what to say or what to do but im very afraid of him, and im dating someone,

>>721729705
This is very common. Their called a dependapotmos. They're leeches of healthcare and typically are massive slurs.
I was enlisted in Kingsway ga and while the submarines were on patrol the wife's started a prostitution ring in base housing. If there was a bottle of laundry detergent in the window it meant they were available. Can't make this shit up.

>>721737216
Have fun in jail!

>>721743163
literally what?

>>721737890
Ask for help. You are suffering, which is normal in your situation. None of this is your fault, so your suffering is needless.

I love spanking girls on their bare bottom, as they lay across my knee.

>>721731790
Kill yourself or move far away

>>721743218
T9 is handicapping my text. Massive sluts. When the submariners were underway, the wife's turned into prostitutes for the rest of the base.

>>721739088
You raped her.

>>721742846
is the person you're dating someone you really trust or is it a bit early in the relationship? If the former, then even though I can imagine it's hard I would recommend telling him.

It's really sad, I'm not trying to discount the severity of what happened to you at all, but I imagine things like this happen more often than people think because people in your situation rarely tell anyone. In some cases I would respect wanting to keep it to yourself if talking about it bothers you, but you gotta tell someone for your own safety.

>>721739236
Tell someone. None of this is normal. Or healthy.

>>721743355
i've never heard that story

>>721740210
You are a terrible person.

>>721740583
Call your girlfriend and end the relationship. "I would like to date other people." You are allowed to say that. You are allowed to want it, too.

>>721740669
Don't be a dick. It's a terrible way to go through life.

>>721739168
This, best friend of 14 years' wife made a pass at me while he left for work and I stayed gere on vacation. Shut that bitch down wth quickness, ppl have no loyalty. If you fuck your best friends wife that person is not your best friend, no integrity

>>721743451
Kingsbay GA navy base. It was big. The CO's wife was actually the ringleader.

>>721737890
Start training at gym

>>721743669
oh ok... me and my husband are in georgia but we're in macon.

>>721743610
Thank you anon. You're a true friend. Id go a step further and tell the poor fuck, just a matter of time most likely till he finds out another way

>>721743395
>>721743395
i really trust him. weve been together a year and a half, but he has a trigger temper. he's army, and this friend that touched me is a really good friend of mine, and my bf is cool with him (but theyre not close) this just happened today so im really still processing what happened to me. im not sure what to say to him or if i should even talk about about it with him. i really feel like i shouldnt tell my bf. any other anons got advice?

>>721743555
Of course I'm allowed, but I don't want to leave someone I truly love either.
>well can't live your life with regrets, so just break up with her
is the generic response, but I would also regret walking away from this relationship.

>>721743779
Well since we're conversing, how has he not caught on?

>>721743610
Good job anon. I would have done the same and I would have told my friend. That makes me sad man. Which is why if I get marries I'm moving to a desolate location with my wife

>>721743918
That's healthy

>>721743869
i've only done it when he's on deployment

>>721743789
Secrets divide. Tell him every detail.

>>721722344
die, scum

>>721743945
Sure is. We'd buy a ranch house and live there. I'd also have lots of kids to keep her busy. More time with kids = less opportunity to cheat. Oh and I'd try my best to raise my kids right so if they see mom acting shady they'd tell me

>>721744004
That's really fucked up. Can't help but feel for him. My ex turned into a stripper, and people from work would go see her.

>>721742846
Ur best friend is a groomer. Also he/she is not your fucking best friend if they grope you

>>721743789
Tell him. Guys LOVE an honest open woman. Be transparent for your man ALWAYS. If he find out about it on his own he'd be really pissed. Think of it this way. Secrets in a relationship are like poison. Keep it to yourself too long and eventually your feelings will wither away. Tell him. He'd appreciate the honesty

>>721744087
Good plan. Sounds like a lot of work though. Why not just marry a chick that's really fucking ugly instead.

leaving to do a 3 year backpacking trip with my gf. we planned it together but now i think i wanna go alone.
its a serious relationship and we are super into each other but i think it would be good for me if i did it by myself. help m /b/

>>721722344
i spent hours the other night looking at a thread about people hanging themselves to talk myself out of hanging myself.

i'm really low but i can't tell anyone because i'm back at college and i can't risk going back into hospital.

so atm i'm popping valium like a boss to get through the day, i get home and have a huge panic attack and then i sleep. repeat ad nauseum.

i'm counting down my life.

>letting the faggot mods know all your shit

ya'll are dumb

>>721743918
>>721743780
Unfortunately I did not tell my friend, it was one of those cryptic passes where she can deny it and instead blame it on me. This is why I didn't tell:
>>yo anon your girl tried to fuck me
>>*he gets mad at me first in blind fury*
>>calm him down, he talks to her
>>she clearly denies it , says it was me
>>now there's a wedge between me and friend cuz it's he said she said
>>she lives with him so he will side with her out of convenience .

Sad thing is, while she was making a pass at me she would mention how he's been cheated on before, and how they haven't had sex in months. So I chalked it up to her being desperate for sex and I'm much better looking than my friend so maybe she couldn't resist. Truth be told, I still jerk off to the would be memories of me fucking her sometimes.. my girls got huge tits but his has a nice fat ass, no tits

>>721744272
>>721744018
ok but what do i say to the guy that did this to me? and how do i say it?

>>721725472
>juvenile prison
b&

>>721722344
i'm still trying to cope with getting raped. i don't have ptsd but i have a lot of the symptoms (ie i don't meet the full criteria)
i've only mentioned it to my psychologist once and i'm too scared to talk about it again because the moment i even think about it i start shaking and hyperventilating.

i haven't had sex in ages and i'm worried how i'm going to manage when i finally do.

>>721744273
Not alot of work. I want to have around 3 to 5 kids so it fits in with my plan. I'd have security cams everywhere and a key logger installed into every pc/laptop/tablet etc. Why would I marry a ugly girl? They would probably cheat as well so if I'm going to go big or go home I'd at her take the better looking girl

>>721744426
theres no way this will not end in someone getting their ass beat. josh shouldnt have touched me like that i know but my bf will fly off the fucking handle when he finds out. i dont really have anyone close enough that wont tell anyone or wont be mad at him. tahts why i posted on here for advice. i feel so dirty

>>721744559
Oh brother. I hate to break this to you but woman are inappropriately touched all the time. If all this will lead to more hatred, anger, violence... try to find the solution that brings love and understanding to the table first. You sound scared of your boyfriend btw, I don't think men in the military should have wives/girlfriends but that's my humble opinion

>>721744343
That is true and sad. I also have a friend who hasn't had sex with his wife in a few months. They've been to couples therapy and she says she isn't subtracted to him. She's chubby fat and he's obese +250lbs of flabby fat. Tried telling him to lose weight and get shredded but he buys into those pyramid scheme bullshit things. He's a good guy just not strong minded. His wife is loyal though as far as I know

>>721744504
Haha I keylogged my girl too... found out she likes the porn where jap girls make out or really curvaceous black women eating each other's pussy it was so weird and innocent.
One time I left a video of a girl fucking BBC on my phone and she snooped and saw it. She didn't say anything but the next day she saw a blacked video for 3 minutes, hah. Women are very malleable

>>721744652
thank you for stating your opinion respectfully. but i kinda need advice on how to handle this situation. my university has free confidential counseling and im thinking of scheduling a session to talk about this. but that doesnt solve my problem, just gives me an outlet. if you were me, what would you do?

>>721744769
I would schedule a free counseling session, break ties with the friend AFTER telling that person how they made me feel i.e. "Dirty."

After the fact it really depends: what kind of relationship do you have with your man etc. for example, I'm in a relationship where I would find that hot if you told me. But not if you felt torn up about it... chances are he will go into a blind fury. If I was you I would be flattered someone else is attracted to me so strongly that they couldn't resist putting their hands on me, but then again I'm a male and women are usually super confused about their sexuality and obviously not as forward as males.

>>721725114
fuck he's hot

>>721744559
That's unfortunately just the reality of the situation. Yea, schedule a session and I think it will at least help solve more than you think. A professional can you give you guidance on how to approach both your boyfriend and this Josh guy about what happened, and will hopefully help you feel better about yourself as well.

>>721744652
Shit opinion. Men in military should have wives/gfs. They are strong people with good genes. If anything these pussy whipped feminine men shouldn't be having babies. They will only create you guess it pussy whipped feminine men. It's woman that need to be put under control again but the government protects them because pussy whipped feminine men signed papers to give women those protections. Those weak men sold out theirs brothers for some pussy. Sad

>>721744697
Isn't it so strange how women are perceived on the internet and how they are in real life? No wonder so many people are interested in collecting porn and not making female friends. They're actually very loyal and caring to people that deserve it. So loyal in fact that most of them would self sacrifice themselves to keep another man happy. 1 man at that....

>>721744944
>I would be flattered if I got molested
>I would find it hot if my girlfriend told me she got molested

You're not just a cuck, but a fucking disgusting human being.

>>721745015
Jesus you must be military, that patriarchal language

I don't believe in controlling pussy, my woman is allowed to do whatever she wants to do so I don't relate to all that. inwould agree on the genes part though.

>>721745053
Thanks bruh

>>721744559
Tell your bf. Cut contact with the friend. Guys and girls shouldn't be friends PERIOD. If he gets angry so what? Let him blow off some steam. If he knows where the guy lives it might be a problem. If not then carry on and tell him

>>721726349
inpatient units are actually pretty fun

i spent 5 weeks in one, wish i could have gone back for a week before returning to college. they're just a good respite to straighten things out in your head
strict routine, planned things every day, recovery oriented.

>>721744766
Yes women are very malleable. I personally am not a cuck so I don't know why you'd get your gf to watch that, she'd probably end up wanting to fuck a black guy and thus cheat on you. If my gf becomes my wife and she cheats on me ill legit kill her and the guy

>>721745053
Don't cherry pick you faggot,
I said "not if you're torn up about it." Believe it or not women are different and there are different dynamics . Some women WANTto be touched , they find it flattering and they don't call it molestation. This entire issue is about communication and she's on 4chan and everyone is acting like ya Reddit. Meanwhile the people here are literally the least efficient at real life communication. Truthfully I don't feel things like jealousy, So the word cuck doesn't bother me. The fact you would say it does make you a follower, thus you aren't a leader or communicator so our convo will end here. Good day man child
>>721745362
Welcome to the new age, you probably don't get out much but they advertise orgies on the radio now. Especially down here in Miami

>>721727909
lol betafag

>>721738841
This, the term is called romanticising

>>721745414
>you don't like it when other men fuck your girlfriend, so you're not a leader like me
Holy shit this is gold. I can only imagine how socially impaired you are in real life, this whole post just reeks of fedoras and obesity.

I keep getting banned for things I never posted...don't ever care. Funny I got banned once then banned again while I was banned and unable to post.

I was never molested by any priests when I was a boy. I had to attend Catholic school and servedcas an alter boy and not once had my diddle fiddled..."blow" to the ol' ego.

I have no shame because I do not value other human beings completely negating their opinions...I just simply don't care.

I hate spoiled people who use fake illnesses such as OCD and ADHD as crutches for being socially inept and weak willed. Greater generations have had to withstand Wars, plagues and great depressions....tired of assholes complaining about their fuckibg depression.

I am vile.

>>721729705
winrar

lol all these butthurt beta cucks

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>>721745586
This is a common argument on 4chan, I am the path of least resistance. Live your insecurities through me, man child. I love my life however, you have a fault finding mindset. Hope you find a girl of your own so you would be too busy to comment about mine. Gg

>>721745600
I'm also not a leader nor a follower.

A lover nor a fighter.

>>721745712
Also...I am Omega.

>>721745586
>>721745695
You fee that twisting sensation in your chest? You feel your blood pressure rising and you're confused, don't know if it's from being angry or horny? Here's another of my angel, just for you.

>>721745125
Not military but thinking about it. I believe that most women want a dominant man and men can't be fully dominant because media says any masculine behavior is toxic and worthy of domestic abuse. women are being brainwashed and are on all these depression pills. Women need a good smacking every once in a while when they misbehave, just like children.

>>721730650
>http://www.politicaloutsource.com/2017/02/20-dead-in-afghanistan-after-suicide.html


:(

unfortunately no one gives a fuck bc that's not about murica

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>>721745790
How could a woman love me for being who I am and instead, you sit there and suffer hahahaha. Sorry friend

>>721745695
I mean, if I knew you two in real life I could fuck her whenever while you film it for me. You're a literal cuck.

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>>721745822
Here's a question, if you're in the military in cross fire and you accidentally shoot a friend in the shoulder or leg, would you want to be forgiven?

If a woman fucks up in her life by making a bad decision, she is heavily scrutinized especially by her male PARTER. You want a dope relationship? Love unconditionally, even through mistakes. Slapping around isn't love though but good luck!

>>721746031
>>721745822
you guys seem really smart. how do i talk with josh about what he did to me?