Whats /b/ smoking tonight? General stoner thread.

Durban poison.

gay

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Delish

OGK, ultimate purple

i touched a girls boob

>>721711413
so please stop calling me gay

ambrosia gang

>>721710538
Why are there Lego's
Under the weed

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>>721711413
nice
>>721711271
aren't you afraid of those things blowing up in your mouth?

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>>721711579
Bowl holder brah.

Nothing my faggot cousin got caught at school with my shit

>>721711815
i was thinking about making one of these about 2 hours ago when I packed a bowl lmao

>>721711815
Ooh

>>721711860
u trust the wrong niggas boy. get real OG's to back yo ass up. yo blood fam aint always shit nigga

>>721711860
if you smoke at an early age I hear it hurts your developing adolescent brain and you might not pass high school just saying

>>721712005
He lives with me and my family and stole it

>>721711748
No i dont smoke alot so i dont over use it
And im not alowed to smoke in my apartment so this is perfect it doesnt smell as much

>>721712275
you should have him executed. Snitches get murdered where I live. straight up we don even play on that shit no mo

>>721712436
shovel usually does it. but if you have creativty then a drill or a crowbar works too

>>721712436
Yo dawg im not gonna kill a nigga over a g

>>721712354
that's cool I just seen some crazy videos and that was enough for me. personally over the whole oil scene now too so I am looking to just smoke more greens, but I am even easing up on that too.. getting older is lame

>>721712436
>yea man cash me ouside we don play mafuka
fucking tool

>>721712716
he gone continue to do this shit fo the rest of his life. He don't understand. U gotta take him to school and show him that he cant go stealin' from bloods.

>>721712716
He stole 1000$ in cash from you? I thought it was weed shit

>>721713074
fucking tools indeed. up yo ass muthafuck

>>721711984
do it bruh. it fits perfectly and catches anything that falls through

>>721713074
where did this phrase even come from?

>>721710538
Smoking on some reggie moldy ass bud

>>721711815

Got some GG4 from my local dispensary, and I just ate a 160 mg red velvet cookie. It tasted like Aspergers but I'm starting to feel pretty lifted boys.

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Good oil. Suo bros. How you smokin

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>>721711748
Nice piece dude

Ive been smoking for over two years now.
I blow all my money on weed.
Everytime I buy a half/quarter I say its my last.
I dont know how to quit

>>721715166
do you have any other headdys beside the salt toob?

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>>721715359
That recycler and my tripod are the only other legit heady ones but this is all the decent ones

The rocket ship is dope tho hes one of a few in the series that Mike d did. The barrel is a collab between high tech and Dwreck

The cycler is a Whitney Harmon Io collab

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>>721715777
that;s pretty dope collection. still hitting the oils hard? I have begun to transition back to smoking more flower (honestly never smoked much flower to start with I pretty much started smoking wax back in HS)
thanks for the nice words here is another beach pic with my buddies piece

>>721710538
I have to admit that I smoke oil on top of tobacco in my bong. No green. What do you fags think. try it pussies

>>721710538
dat OG Kush

>>721716031
>What do you fags think.
it's your life so you can do whatever makes you content as long as it isn't raping babies or torturing small animals... I think you are probably torturing your bong too but hopefully it is just a throwaway and not a heady

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>>721710538
same things i smoked yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that
>pic related critical mass,cotton candy, white rhino, blue dream and nuken.

>>721716026
Oil is just always good from my homie. Flower isn't worth my time. It's never consistent and it's too expensive. For a g of fire errl I can get five of flower for 240 an o or so I can get almost 5 g of errl

>>721714917
that dumb cunt 13 yr old on dr phil

>>721716031
I smoke oil cigs but id never ruin a bong with tobacco

>>721717412
nice healthstone setup. I used to rock some healthstone glass but my friends never liked it so I was the only one. I used to get newbies fucked up at parties with the dry healthstone pipes

>>721717705
i have nails and halen honey holes and honey post and e nails but for my preference i love them stones. been using them over 5 years now. its my fave method tho i have many devices

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>>721717875
nice man glad to hear it. I've had nail/domes/domeless/quartz and everything but I still rock a ti swing like a straight caveman

>>721718045
that's positively neanderthal

>>721718529
haha I know it is. I could have gotten another new domeless again and done the low temp/cap thing but I retired the daily driver with my 10mm DI and I find quartz banger capping to be too tedious and stuff so I am really kind of over it.

Trying (and succeeding) to smoke less on the whole but I wish I had my own place and could just kick it and smoke bowls at night.. that's all I ever want

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>>721718045
Sup bro. I remember you.

>>721718894
im prolly old enuf to be your grandfather but i worked for 25 years so now i do just exactly that

Im taking in greesy taco bell shits tonight.

Not smoking, taking opiates. Didn't see a drug thread so I'm posting here.

From typhoid marry.>>721719299

>>721719224
my grandma will be 100 in august so you are probably just overstating things. anyways I envy your position gramps
>>721718931
hey man.. how goes it? doing swell I guess. or at least hanging in there

Was sipping lean earlier tonight now I'm lying in bed vaping weed and kief

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>>721719560
ok not your grandad, just an older anon that can give sage advice if asked

>>721719871
okay man I need advice. I work hard manual labor in a restaurant (back of house) long bullshit work for bullshit dollars

I almost have 3k saved up with no debt and I still feel like that is nothing considering how much money I have made but never saved or budgeted well. How do I make my money into more money? give me the adult secrets

>>721720203
first

3k is nothing. youll need that to live. work and scrimp til you have 10k. then you can take half that and make a score and turn that into some profit. there is no adult secret. by the time you realize that, youll be one so forget that bs right now.

>>721710811
Had some Durban lush last week, not bad. Had some hash flower (strong idica) fuck is all I can say, put me on. Y ass and my tolerance is ridiculous

>>721720203
obviously i dont know you or your situation but i worked back of house in a restaurant busting suds and stuff so we all gotta start somewhere.

>>721720906
>so we all gotta start somewhere.
I am 25 with almost 10years of work experience though I thought I already started somewhere.
>>721720604
I think I said 3k is nothing in my post you didn't have to post like a superior dickhead
>make a score
like sell meth? what the fuck I am talking like long term savings account and interest and shit. H&R block my nigga

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Had this the other night for $30

I took a tolerance break for 2-3 weeks (honestly i just didn't have money) and yesterday i smoked and after 20 minutes I really felt like i had taken a ttab o acid, i had weird visuals and hallucinations, lasted for one hour, and a bad one too

i even thought it was laced or whatever, i guess i'm kinda retarded and really high thats all

>>721721249
obviously still a child. cant read in context. you work 10 years breaking your back in restaurant. complain but dont do anything to better your situation. dont like what your imn, change it. wasnt trying to be superior in that post but dont forget you asked for the advice. dont whine and bitch coz you didnt like it.

>>721722629
I haven't worked for 10 years in a restaurant I said I have nearly 10 years of work experience doing odd jobs like restaurants, delivering pizzas, fast food, movie theaters.. you know basically all the shit that the 16-25yo crowd is relegated to...
I wanted a suggestion on how I could handle the little finances I have but all I got was "hurr change your job" yes faggot that is precisely what I wish to do

>>721721249
make a score means whatever you want it to. remember this when youre poor you work for your money, when youre not poor, your money works for you. im done with you.

>>721722877
so fucking do it and stop whining like a little bitch.

>>721722912
okay heisenberg.. I bet you got mad money and mad bitches posting on /b/ like a piece of shit
>>721722982
learn the difference between constructive advice and shitposting. not whining.. just asked an honest question and got a dumb answer.

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Sour Diesel OG
shits fire

>>721721889
Ended a 13 day streak of no smoking today. Took one hit off a roach I had laying around and high for almost an hour I love having 0 tolerance

>>721719450
downers suck bruh, stimulants and discs are the only way to fly

Smoked 2-3 times a day for a couple years now to keep the depression at bay, quitting for financial reasons. I'm 48 hours into it & want to kms so bad. Any tips on getting over dependency?

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>>721710538
2017, what's your excuse for not joining the dab master race?

>>721725124
you are like 7 years late to the party dude

>>721725312
Truthic. You'd be surprised how many people have no idea what that rig is or by the amount of people that don't dab

>>721717412
The dead live on

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>>721725124
Wheredoestheweedgo.jpg

>>721722877
>10 years work experience
>only has 3k
Nigga, im barley 21 and have way more than you, no debt either just basic bills.

Look into construction jobs or trades.
As in painter, plumber,electrician or even a trash man.
It helps if you are in a union too.
I was a painter/apprentice for a year and was started at $12/hr
My cousin got a certificate or whatever for plymbing and started at 15$/hr with a company truck in a year.
The thing is man that you are getting shit jobs that only teens do.

>>721727980
Plumbing*

>>721724084
Exercise, run, bike, sports, etc. I had to do more working out to get over heroin and heavy cannabis use.

>>>>>>!Question!<<<<<<<

So i just got my med card or whatever about 3 months ago.
(Never tried weed at all before getting it, im 20 and i got it for back pain and insomnia)
And im asking around for advice or tips, im not looking so much for a head high, but more body high.

I tried a juju joint* with 70%thc 1%cbd and only took 4 hits and got super fucked, paranoid and could not move or think straight for 2 hours.

I tried it again but only 2 hits and still the same, what should i start with? What strains do you guys recommend?

>>721724084
Damn dude, sorry to hear that.
Go work out find something to look forward to, anyone you know who you can talk to? Both financially and emotionally?

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Smoking on A bowl of Some jack herer x King Louie and White Fire 43
San Diego California

>>721728762
Ayyyy sd wat it do

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>>721728762
lmao nice pic

I smoke porn. all kinds of it. best addiction

>>721729044
whats good im in north county

My favorites, LSD and Alaskan Thunderfuck

Hey guys, I'm a amateur stoner and I was having some funny thoughts, so if ur an athlete would u benefit from using gatorade for bong water? would it taste good? Also, can you crush sweet tarts and other candies like them into dust and smoke it with weed for a good taste? sorry its so long.

Sunset Sherbert

>>721729728
No dude wtf, are you dead serious?

>>721729728
No use vodka like a real athlete. Pussy.

>>721729364
Near vista over here.

>>721728477
starting with 70% thc when most weed has AT MOST 20% (other than med weed) was not fucking bright. look up indica/sativa/hybrid and what they do and start at like 15%~ thc and just buy a 10$ pipe or something. you fucked yourself over diving head first in the deep end

>>721730328
stop being a dramafag there is nothing wrong with smoking some good shit it's just weed

>>721730222
alright but what if its shitty gatorade? so im not wasting it of course.

>>721730328
Lol man i know, i dont know what i was thinking.
Any other tips or advice for me brother?
Im very new (obviously) but any more advice would help too.

>>721730623
Nah man i think hes right, 70% THC is waaayyy to much for a beginner with possible low tolerance

>>721730628
Just use water you fucking noob. Gatorade or any sugary drink won't do anything but clog up your piece. Use ice cubes if you have a bong

>>721730628
Put rubbing alcohol instead. Or antifreeze so the smoke isnt too hot.

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>>721710538
Dmt bitch nigga

>>721730854
so he is going to have a high tolerance.. and then he can take a little break.. and then his tolerance will be nothing again?? it's just weed though, it never hurt anybody. ever

>>721730323
im in escondido!

70% thc lol are you buying wax? If not most flower doesn't have more then 30-35% of thc. I buy nor cal grade medical, highest I had was red dragon indoor and it was 31% tested, highest I've had that strand though. Average is 27-29%. I smoke indica more now, there's no way you're finding flower with anything higher then 40% thc if so prove it with source

>>721730328
Also it was oil, or some shit since it was a Pen so i assume they could up the thc easily? Idk dude im so new to it and not so smart on anything realting that much to weed. However i will say that after coming down from those two times i tripped, my backpain was gone and i fell asleep like a baby. I wish i vould do it again minus the tripping balls part.

>>721731005
First time smoking something with 70% tested THC? He will pass tf out

>>721710538
Monkey Paw, not too heavy, but puts you down

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>>721730919
Thanks for the advice!

>>721731112
Get cbd weed... indica or straight cbd strains. No high. But the relaxation and no pain is so nice

>>721710538
>
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 20 DEAD AFTER SUICIDE BOMBING NEAR SUPREME COURT:

http://www.politicaloutsource.com/2017/02/20-dead-in-afghanistan-after-suicide.html

CODE RED. CODE RED.

>>721731082
It was a Juju Joint, a weed pen or whatever they called it.
It was oil i belive.
I think the strand was called *something* Headband. It was sativa i belive.

>>721731066
Ayyyy lmaoooo did u ever work at a car wash there? Lol

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>>721731276
>Afghanistan
Nobody cares kek

>>721731154
he will go to sleep... and have a nice sleep
you must be 15 if you think that "high level THC" is anything to be concerned about

>>721715344
dont quit then

Smoking out of a oil pen. Tastes bomb but it doesn't get me that high

>>721731403
I know it wont kill me or i have much to worry about, but its the bad trip that i got that kinda fucked with my first experience with it. The paranoia and shit i got was way too much for me, but i have not given up yet, which is why im here for advice.

>>721731527
wait until you get to the point where your tolerance is high enough that you want the paranoia attacks to remind you that you are even getting high

then come talk to me

>>721731243
I 2nd this

CBD is a natural anti-psychotic

if i smoke weed without CBD in it I get super anxious and have feelings of depersonalization and shit.

I like to smoke stuff thats a mix of THC and CBD (they make pure CBD strains, but they are no fun)

I dont know much about pens/concentrates though, stick to flower myself

>>721731403
Lol calm down bud , I smoke the finest shit you could ever dream about getting your hands on. Nor cal buds. Thc doesn't do shit for me, I can only smoke indica or crumble /wax(thc or cbd)

>>721731604
Not in it to get high and trippy, just want my back pain and insomnia to go away.

>>721730770
be comfortable with flower before you dive into oil. dont get me wrong weed/oil wont ever 'hurt' you but if you miss use it (like not be comfortable with being high) it will bite you in the ass. just do flower for a while and then if you want to get super high try some oil. this is the type of shit you should be asking your dispensary though. also try out different methods of getting high, joints/blunts/bongs/vapes/etc. they are all different and pick the one you like best ya know. also dont sink a lot of money into weed immediately, if you grow out of it its a waste and you dont get THAT much from a 300$ bong compared to a 50-100$ piece. r/trees is an alright place to get some info and r/leaves (i think thats what its called) is good for if you want to break off from weed and are having trouble. just be mindful of what youre doing and you'll be good.
>>721731112
theres also tolerance so you need to do some research on this before you go a head with it but I never 'trip' like you said other than when i first started. id recommend staying with flower for a while though but do you man

>>721731611
I usually get high cbd or indica bud:flower and a thc concentrate (wax or crumble/shatter) and it's the best combo, super relaxing without getting stuck too bad. I'm about to order some tree tomorrow (ran out tonight so smoking resin) my med script ends in 2 days though :(

>>721731370
na i worked at a winery

>>721731716
Thank you man ill check that sub you put in.
Yea man not in it to get high and feel cool, this backpain is so bad and pathetic for a dude whos in his early 20's, and i feel like weed will help me with my conditions.
These pills aint working fam.
Thanks again bro, i appreciate it.

>>721731633
>finest shit you could eve dream about getting your hands on
>implying I am also not a cali fag
also smoking crumble? is this 2010?

>>721731879
Ahhh man, there were so many fucking stoners where i worked at man, would hit the bowl at the lunch table.
Esco is wierd man tryna get outta here at some point

>>721713068
I mean if your stupid people dont realize that they only explode with non regulated devices ie mechanical

>>721732117
I broke my dab setup(drunk) so I put crumble on top of my flower? Lol getting High is getting high my friend. Where in Cali? 916 here

>>721732225
none of that shit is regulated you dope a new vape company pops up every week and kids are making them in their garage and then "modding" them.
I am pretty sure that my glass pipe will never blow up in my face and nobody will call me a fag for using one. win-win

>>721732268
LA. and yeah I agree that getting high is getting high 100%.. that's why there is no reason to freak out about ehrmagerd 70% thc

>>721732157
yeah man it seems like everyone around here is stoned.

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>>721710538
This is what I have available to me tonight. Some dough, 2 gram's of blueberry kush, a 1 gram joint of J1, and a gram of cantaloupe kush.

>>721732380
I'm just not a fan of high thc unless mixed with a high cbd or pure indica. Most of my friends love just thc, I'm a recover heroin addict to indica makes more sense for me and was a huge stepping stone to get off H. I know trading one drug with another but I'm much more of a "normal" person on weed then I was before. And I remember my first dab that was an 8x% thc and I was lit off my ass, so yeah first time dabbing you will go down . My marine buddy did a weak nasty dab (it was butaning and tasted like shit , prob 50-60% max thc) and he was like I don't fee it, took another one and he passed out for 16 hours lol. I'm smoking resin right now so super bummed until I go to the club and get some tomorrow

>>721732445
Only way to get by in this city man, just a couple days ago some kid killed his mom dowm the street from me. It was on the news.

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>>721732268
I broke the downstem in the little bong while drunk. I was too drunk to realize someone had stuffed a habanero pepper in my mouth and once I started chewing, it was like death in my mouth, so I reached for the closest thing with water in it, my bong. When I tipped it over to drink, the downstem fell right the fuck out.

>>721732569
wtf is that dough? cookie dough?

>>721732631
yeah I am going to the club sometime this week too and I have some in the nasty claim game right now. afraid to look at my parchment slip and find out I have less oil than I even thought, you know the feeling lolz?

>>721732631
get addicted to working out

>>721732779
Fucking sucks! I know my roor is a beast, I've epoxied it and not flex-sealed it, my ex broke my dab set up. I fucked up my roor bong by hitting the base bowl on my bed frame super hard, after like the 10th time is finally cracked. Set up is ghetto as fuck right now, but I'm getting a new dab setup on my bday in 2 days. Probably going straight to wax right now, it takes me an eighth of tree to even start to get super lit.

>>721732631
Yeah but there are way to many benefits to smoking weed, one of which is the whole addiction thing, because you can't get addicted, you can form a dependency, but that's more likely to occur in teenagers with under-developed brains. I started smoking to get over an opioid addiction and that indica man, it would help lessen my tremors and chills, and stave my cravings. I've smoked at least 3 days a week for two years now, and I don't even feel like I need it, certainly not in an addiction-y sort of way, and I can go without it just fine.

I agree with you too on the high thc content. I usually buy hybrids, or grind up a nug of indica and sativa together and smoke it that way.

>>721732919
I used to go hardcore mountain biking (all-mountain and medium downhill some heavy shit) used to do 150-175 miles a week. Got into heroin, ruined that. But this spring and summer I'm going to get back into it, smoking a fat bowl and going riding is bliss. And I hate looking at a $4k bike that I built and not being ridden anymore. (Don't do hard drugs kids)

>>721732788
It's more like a super soft taffy to be honest. It's called dope dough, but like I said, more the texture of a taffy that you had in your pocket all day long.

>>721733107
Same here man, I was up to a gram of black tar a day. Got on methadone, left the program early at around 10mg a day (20mg total with half life/daily) and weed is the only thing that helped with withdrawals and the restless legs, can't sleep, nausea, puking, diarrhea, etc. opiate withdrawals are no fuckig joke and I wanted to die every day that I was getting off that shit.
But I got my script in Cali a few days after leaving the methadone clinic, it's been one year a couple days ago off methadone and it's been since sept 15 since I last used H.
I try to stay on indica and pure cbd strains just because it helps with that calming and relaxing feeling, I tend to mix some thc conc. To not get stuck.

>>721733107
And yeah I've quit smoking weed. Only issue I had was I had trouble sleeping a week or two after, melatonin works some (I was taking 5-6mg/pills a night to fall asleep though)

>>721733067
Sadly the roor pictured is a fake, I just got it, and had no idea. I mean, I had no reason to doubt it. The shop owner was a good buddy of my ex dealer/best friend, she's sold me both the little bong and that pipe too, and despite the downstem breaking in a drunken stupor, that is one solid ass bong, I've dropped it on a hardwood floor and not a scratch. Plus I didn't even know they faked bongs, for real.

That being said, I finally got to use it the other day, and it is a beast for sure. It may not be roor quality glass, but I smoked 2 grams and a couple small dabs out of it and no thermal shock issues, plus it's a real fuckin' smooth hitter. I never even found any blemishes, or major bubbling in the glass, so whoever made this fake did a bang up job for sure.

>>721733177
dope that sounds awesome, I love edibles on runs/workouts

it doesnt start to kick in until you are already doing the activity and then the runners high and thc high hit you at the same time

feelsgoodman

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>>721715288
Member me mr. Dope bong man?

>>721733677
My friend had a fake roor it broke but it hit so damn hard. Kinda sad mine broke, doesn't hit as good since I patched it, but I just don't wanna spend that kinda money on a bong again. Maybe an AMG piece, they have some quality glass. >>721733905
Yeah edibles are amazing, I usually smoked before riding though. Parking lot at trail head I would smoke a small Sativa bowl, ride for 9-10 miles, smoke an indica bowl and mellow out on the downhill sections thereafter (another 5-6 miles). I felt more concentrated just on what I was doing, not what was going on around me, just the line I was steering my bike in that direction.
Good times for sure, can't wait for this wet spell in nor cal to be over and I also need to change my ccv in my bmw which has limited me from doing anything for the past almost two weeks besides walking my dog and smoking weed. -_-

I wanna smoke so badly right now, but since I live in strict ass government housing, my only options are under a tree at the local cemetery, or the spooky ass vacant ghost house down the road ad it's snowing HARD out there.

I normally go to my sisters or a friends house but everyone is out of town.