Do I send it /b/?
>>721705070
Do it, fag.
sure
Send it
Change it to "We need to fuck" n watch the magic happen
DUBS = SEND
dubs has commandeth thou to send
>>721705070
No balls
>>721705332
You had one job you stupid piece of shit
>>721705070
NOTE: She has a boyfriend and I've been taking to her since August. One of the only steady friendships that I have.
>>721705133
oh shieet, checked.
>>721705244
This right here, other response too beta.
Do it
>>721705133
Dubs have spoken
Do it and post screens.
>>721705405
Do it u faggot! Do u want to be a cuck forever?? I've fucked mens wives with far less effort and thought u are putting into this beta bucks
>>721705070
Yessssss. Please. Let me live through you. I wanna sent that to this guy so bad.
>>721705699
>>721705133
>>721705722
three dubs have spoken, do it or OP is a fag
>>721705405
Hell with big enough balls u can fuck just about any woman u want once. Just MAINTAIN YOUR FRAME
Do it
Do it cunt
>>721705070
Op's not a fag guys just wait. I believe in you op
>>721705923
O SHIT
>>721705923
WHAT A MAN
Now we await the rejection
>>721705999
Trips has spoken, this shit was meant to be
>>721705923
Ahhhhhhhhhgghhhg.
Good Luck
>>721705923
God damn it you idiot. Never ask a woman questions like that! They want to be TOLD what to do. You'll never fuck like a chad asking questions like fucking sheldon
FeelsBadMan. No idea what to say now
>>721706111
Trips commenting on trips....I dont know whats real any more
>>721706244
dubs commenting on dubs inc
>>721706179
If it really goes for the worst, go for the plausible deniability and say some friend took your phone or some shit.
>>721706179
Yeah okay, but lets fuck. I'm coming over now.
>>721706179
$250??
>>721706179
Say "No I'm not into YOU. I just wanted to fuck you because you have low self esteem."
Trust me
>>721706298
this
>>721706244
dubs commenting on trips commenting on trips, ffs
>>721706179
Tell that bitch to fuck off and that your hand is probably tighter
>>721706179
Hahaha shit son. Ask her if "that's the point. I want to be INTO you"
>>721706179
ask for reasons why? Am Im not attractive
>>721706179
Dubs decides
>>721706179
i´m not into you but we're still fucking
>>721706338
he saves
>>721706298
I second this idea
>>721706328
Don't say this, that's incredibly autistic
>>721706298
Pretty gud
>>721706385
Don't say this autistic shit
>>721706388
Autistic but might work
>>721706392
DO NOT FUCKING SAY THAT
>>721706338
Wo that's on the edge but might be aight
>>721706388
This, so much this!
>>721706111
Maybe i'll get trips too if i comment trips..
>>721706179
Say "lmao it was a joke, im not into you either"
>>721706474
Sp what should be say then all mighty knowledge knower
>>721706501
*Lost Prophet plays*
>>721706596
Kek
>>721706474
>>greentext
>>this
COME ON ANON I NEED REPLIES QUICK
>>721706596
Nope don't say that, you gotta full blown confidence this to eternity till you win or lose, but don't let it get to the point where she blocks you, if its near there just stop and wait 10 mins or so and say sorry my friend took my phone or some shit (but only if this friendship is real valuable)
>>721706474
Shut up Darrel
>>721706293
This
>>721706734
D... did you just assume my name.. ?
How did u know my name?
>>721706179
OP youre already in the pool, might as well swim. Update plz
>>721706896
I have said nothing
did OP kill himself
>>721706179
Say to her, "Oh, OK. Pardon my language, I'll talk to someone else."
>>721705070
>>>721706596
>Nope don't say that, you gotta full blown confidence this to eternity till you win or lose, but don't let it get to the point where she blocks you, if its near there just stop and wait 10 mins or so and say sorry my friend took my phone or some shit (but only if this friendship is real valuable)
THIS OP. you should have listened to me the first time. She DID put a question mark there on purpose. You opened pandoras box now grab your balls boyo
>>721706896
Exactly.
>>721706928
Say this>>721706298
>>721706439
I'm going with this fuck it
>>721707003
FUCKING EXACTLY LISTEN TO THIS MAN.
>>721706179
tell her "nevermind"
>>721706179
Say "I'm not in you either....yet"
>>721706727
This right here op
>>721706179
Tell her it was a dare or some shit
>>721706928
Just say it was not you as always or just delete the whole conv and just think didnt happen
Say this is because of b
>>721706990
Pardon? KEK NO
>>721706841
I said shut up Darrel
KEK i think OP fucked up
>>721707128
>>721707128
This is a mother fucking get thread
>>721707185
Do it op it's your best bet
>>Ask her about her friends OP.
>>Starting a thread with the two pictures you already had. sitting and waiting til your self esteem was so low you seek 4chan to seem edgy i'm assuming?
>>721706928
OP... There is but one thing to really do. Go out in a blaze and send her a screen shot of this very thread!
>>721707362
Forever cucked.
>>721706734
How did you know my name?
>>721707333
another fucking trip, fuck saek
>>721707311 dubbies
>>721707311
Nice
>>721707362
Ur ded OP
>>721707128
So much kek magic. And op asks Marissa
>"What is the reason in which we have not had intercourse yet? I would like to inquire because I am no longer interested in maintaining this friendship. I am in fact pursuing you for A FUCK." poor op lurk more
>>721707362
Tell her: we not gonna marry stupid nigger
>>721707311
Blessed
>>721707433
Checked
>>721707362
Oh shit he did it.
Now listen up man, you have to be reading this thread and not hesitating. there's a couple redpill anons who are compiling the good shit for you so pay attention
>>721707466
Checked
>>721707383
Yes that , Blow it for the /b/ros
>>721706179
Alright listen up fucker. You have to close this fast. Make an excuse or take anons word for it. L-boi
>>721707500
Fuckin checked
>>721707362
Agghghghhghhghhhhhh
>>721707500
Check em
I'm linking the thread it's not worth the friendship
Are we posting dubs here?
Send her a dick pic. It's the only way. Write "this could go into you anyway"
>>721707614
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>721707614
Bahahah. Oh shit. ABORT
>>721705070
You alive?
>>721707614
"Just the tip"
>>721707614
Yes! My NIGGER
>>721707614
Oh Pee, Kek has joined us in this thread. With all these gets, you can get this girl. I believe.
>>721707614
U fucking idiot op lol u took b advice. Take the red pill before u sign up to have a woman fucking destroy your soul
>>721707362
>>721707614
Callin it, not OP.
>>721707614
Say "I wasn't asking for permission"
Too many dubs and trips to not be real. This is Kek OP, seize the moment, and send her a picture of a giant dong if you need to incentivize the interaction.
>>721707614
Tell her, "If you don't make me a sandwich, I will make you a cock sandwich and make you eat it!"
>>721707710
This
My autism has struck again /b/ros. Guess I'll still be a virgin for another day
>>721707614
Send dick pic.
did op died
>>721707422
Darrel Darrel Darrel you are completely retarded. I mean completely retarded. I told you to just shut the fuck up but you are so retarded, Darrel do you know what people would do to you in Siberia? Do you Darrel? Because I don't think you do...Darrel...Darrel I will fuck thing up for you, you must be so retarded Darrel. Darrel are you retarded, why are you retarded Darrel? Darrel 2things could happen. Either you shut the fuck up and stop being retarded. Or we fight. To the death. And I fuck your hot as fuck wife. Darrel are you listening to me? I said I will fuck your wife and then I'll piss on your corpse. Darrel just sit down, just sit down Darrel. Sit down and shut the fuck up you retarded idiot moron. Fuck you Darrel.
OP has abandoned us and is desperately trying to fix his cuck status right now.
Also checkem
>>721707710
Yes!
OP, are there any other women on your SC worthy of thy luscious cock?
I think op killed himself
>>721708076
Nigger
>>721708067
Now I'm scared. But I think it's fake because my wife is fat and ornery.
I'm not dead faggots
Don't worry all, OP always dilivers
>>721707614
my sides hurt
>>721708254
OP we missed you during your tour of the underworld
>>721708254
Proof Op is Tupac...alive
I'm not dead you cucks
>>721708237
Better watch out Darrel. That anons got it out for you
Well OP at the very least have her hook u up with one of her friends. That way when she is with her bf she will at least briefly think of ur giant (although extremely autistic) balls. And u can be a backup if she dumps him
>>721705070
Marissa who?
>>721708363
You called me a Faggot.
How dare you sir?
>>721708363
Op has delivered!!
>>721708363
Tell her, "Troll the fags who are making me say this shit to you. I'll give you the link to the thread"
>>721708363
oh shittttttttttt its legit
Diamonds
>>721708363
Sends risky message on 2%. This guy's pull out game is probably James Bond status
>>721708527
let's roll for this one
She is interested in 4chan. What have I done
>>721708583
Zozzle
>>721708588
check em
>>721708588
Dubs sets motion for rolling
>>721708583
Kek
Fucking Op tried to grab this blonde haired blue eyed chick by the pussy kek that only works if ur a billionaire. Bad call on sharing b with this girl tho. THEYRE ALL SISTERS U KNOW
>>721708363
>hurr durr I was just playing.
>just kidding about wanting sex
>please forgive me it was a internet joke
>hahahahahhaah
>im sorry
OP you are a fucking loser.
>>721708659
Tell her tits or gtfo
>>721708363
What a beta you are, OP. An alpha would have pulled that off.
>>721705070
Best thread on 4cyan by far. Much respect to you and your massive balls sir
OP IS A FUCKING CUCK I BET HE VOTED FOR HILLARY
>>721708659
>>721708718
Sorry tits and timestamp, or gtfo.
>>721708708
i know he's a bitch
>>721708659
I don't want to assume what people are thinking but.. am I accurate in my assumption that Op is a massive cuck?
>>721708721
Seriously. Fucking a totally unrelated Marissa that thanked me for calling her a brat and not texting her back. Just be yourself, unless u are the most beta kid on b
What a bitch OP... and now another normie introduced to /b/
>>721708659
Damn you pussy
Stay that ass in the friend zone
>>721708659
Tits or gtfo
>>721708794
Jew trying to prove hes got handfuls of pussy grabbing experience. I voted for DT but you smell like shekels
>>721708820
Nice to meet you Marissa
>>721708820
Hah! Hi marissa. You should tell everyone that OP posts on the largest collection of faggots and chicks with dicks on the internet.
Like the little faggot he is. Actually I think I've seen that guy in the "big black cock in little white boy" threads...
TELL HER TO POST ITT OP AND B WILL CONJURE UP TITS WITH DUBS. WE ARE ON A ROLL