Hi /b/
It's my birthday and I have no friends. Can I have some love? Mostly in the form of beautiful tits and ass.
Bumping for loneliness
lonely fag
>>721699836
ur not alone anon happy birthdayfag
>>721699836
happy birthday anon.
please don't waste your time on /b/ tonight,
go out and go partying.
or
go buy a shitton of beer and some booze, call some guys you know/coworkers/'friends'
...boom, you have free beer and booze, now you have a shitton of friends,...works for me...
do this like 5 times and this retards will start to consider you as a good friend.
Happy birthday faggot
>>721701344
Thanks, anon. Probably won't go out drinking tonight, but I'll shoot for the weekend.
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>>721702153
Hope youre enjoying soem of these...
>>721702318
I am, thanks! Appreciate the booby dump.
>>721702531
>>721702572
glad to hear , have some more
>>721699836
Happy birthday, my nigga
happy birthday mate
>>721702173
Sauce for sake god
maybe a camwhore will grace us with her tits ITT
>>721703375
>>721703412
Sorry no luck there
>>721703609
>>721703511
Heh, that would be cool. Calling all femanons!
Otherwise, we got a pretty good thing going here regardless.
>>721703872
Dear Lord.
>>721699836
happy birthday you lonely fuck
>>721703922
I uploaded that pic based on the thumbnail, but now that I look at it... I'm pretty sure it's a RealDoll
>>721703922
I've got a couple camwhores on my snapchat, none of them are messaging me back though, otherwise I'd try to get them to post ITT
>>721701784
Got more of her?
>>721702962
i kek'd
>>721704467
>>721704485
no, but i wish i did
>>721702153
hell no, you gotta go out and drink tonight my dude. its your fucking birthday live it up, get drunk, flirt with a girl, live a little.
>>721704396
Appreciate the attempt!
>>721704725
so... anyone want me to continue?
Everyone needs a little in the present
>>721705134
Sure! I've been enjoying.
I think this
>>721703872
was the cream of the crop. Though you have a considerable collection of hot asians.
>>721705382
>>721705134
I save all gems i come accross
>>721704689
Now that's a PAWG
>>721705804
>>721706214
Sauce?
Have some OC for your birthday anon
>>721706659
Birthday OC! Santa got my letter
>>721706560
>>721706794
Happy Birthday from /k/
>>721706878
>>721707021
>>721706878
>>721707015
hnnng
I might have too much porn... I'm pretty sure I have these both saved somewhere already. Might as well re-save to be safe!
>>721699836
Happy birthday <3
>>721707605
>>721707622
d'awwww
>>721707622
what a fat inside elbow.
>>721707734
well thats it for me, hope ur night is a little brighter and a little more stiff after all OP
ayyyy we have the same birthday
hbd dude
>>721708633
Thanks!
>>721709493
/b/rofist
>>721707292
D E P O R T
>>721709493
and some boobies for you, too
>>721699836
Happy birthday anon! I know what it's like to be alone on your birthday, and I do not envy your position. Plenty of people here who would want to be your friend tonight though, myself included.
>>721710048
Thanks man. I've had more social birthdays in the past, and hopefully will have more in the future. This one just kinda landed at a weird spot in my life.
>>721699836
happy birthday... tomorrow is mine, I'm thinking of killing myself... on a brighter note here's tits
>>721699836
Do you like my friends tits?
>>721710843
Why yes, yes I do. Ever give those nipples a tug?
>>721699836
Hey man, keep your chin up. You don't need anyone else. They're all fake as fuck and just gonna hurt you. Better by yourself. At least you can trust yourself. Plus, if you feel lonely, just know you're the baddest motherfucker ever because ain't nobody betterthan anyone else and that's the real truth. Go out there n get grab em by the pussy
>>721710843
>>721711194
I actually have. Glad you like them. What would you do given the chance
>>721710751
Nice little vid, yo. Don't kill yourself... make a birthday thread and I'll post some titties to return the favor.
>>721706424
Looks like Aleenuh.
>>721711302
Given the chance? Shit, I'd blush just typing about it. Wouldn't mind grabbing one between my teeth and pulling back just far enough to make her squeal. Then I'd let her go... I'm a nice guy like that.
She a friend with benefits, I take it?
U can live vicariously through me if you'd like.
>>721711875
Sure, I'll make some popcorn!
>>721711728
Old friend with benefits. About a year since but I did love her ass. She had a nice large wHite girl ass
Keep letting me know what you'd do and I'll drop another
>>721711875
Tell her to buy collar and chain herself to her bedpost. And to wait for you.
>>721712007
I like it, will consider
>>721712000
Picture
Happy day of birthing anon, from another lonely fag
>>721711373
nah no amount of tits makes a difference now man...there's nothing left for me... I've done all the shit I want to do... my exisitance was simple and I don't feel I need to be around anymore... side note unsaucable boobs
>>721712068
I can confirm that being tied helpless for a guy is the most 1) terrifying b) arousing thing a girl can do.
>>721705134
Yes ... Moar !!!
>>721699836
Enjoy a nigger christmas. Happy birthday anon.
>>721712433
This got to be photoshopped...
>>721701784
>>721704467
>>721704549
if you didn't notice, there is a word in the picture
reverse google search it with that word
>>721712263
I assume you're a femanon. This being a nice friendly thread, I won't do the tits/timestamp thing (but you know... birthday...)
>>721712072
>>721711728
>>721711194
No more interest?
Happy birthday lonely anon
>>721712747
I have a bf though, I'm afraid. I'm pretty flat anyway. :(
>>721712782
Got distracted.
>>721712072
I'd bury my face in that crack, because YOLO. Then I'd give it a hard spank or three to see if I could get a nice pink hand print.
>>721712975
Probably lying but what the heck show tits please
>>721712975
bf not cool with exhibitionism? I mean, it's kind of flattering for you both... we get to lust after you, but only he gets to fuck you.
Flat chesticles are great, btw. Very underrepresented.
>>721712673
nope. Niggas gonna nig. Stop trying to ruin my birthday gift.
OP go walk the bad parts of town or do something that lets u know ur still alive.
no drugs tho there not good for people like us
>>721712975
I think we can judge that...also send him the pic too he'd never know
>>721712235
Well from one random anon to another, I think you should talk through that with a professional before you do anything irreversible.
Or you know, you could stick around to send more tits my way.
>>721713067
Dude.. boyfriend
>>721713371
Haha that's a new way of looking at it. Well he sometimes talks about threesomes etc. He's just dominant so I think it's more control/humiliation/use than wanting to share me.
>>721713383
Happy birthday OP
>>721713823
>>721713841
sorry, forgot you like tits more
>>721713627
last time that put me on pills that made everything worse...honestly it wasn't worth the other 9 years it added...and hey more tits
>>721713590
I don't cheat tho
>>721713733
Thanks for the birthday wishes. If I had any hot guy pics, I'd post one (1) for you.
One last push for OC birthday titties, then I'll stop...
If your bf is dominant, then A) exhibiting yourself is very naughty and erotic, and B) if you're caught, you'll have to be punished. Win/win.
hippy barfday
>>721714155
>>721714265
Unf. He's got some nice equipment.
I mean I'd like to and I would if I was single but I like to think of myself as his sexually. Idk I just like pleasing him, making him moan, etc.
Actually when I was like 16 I liked two guys at once and ended up cheating on one a bunch of times with the other. Hated myself for it.
Bewbs.
>>721714403
More bounce to the ounce!
Ex girlfriend, got pics of her ass too if you guys are Curious
Best tits in the world.
Best woman in the world.
>>721714961
fuck off, she sold her soul to moloch and the "illuminated" she is nothing more than a sex symbol
>>721715238
She's a fucking inspiration
>>721714123
Could always try another pill regimen. I didn't like sertraline, but had decent results with buproprion.
You really want to miss out on the hilarious shitshow that the next 4 years will be? The presidential tweets alone are worth sticking it out.
FWIW, I think you should hang in, anon. Most likely you live hundreds of miles away, but if you didn't, I'd grab a beer with you right now.
p.s. tits
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>>721715349
She's fucking hideous six ways from Sunday.
>>721715349
for low energy people who would rather be a rich slave than a poor free man
>>721715429
I'd do all kinds of dirty things to her and let her do anything to me, and so should you.
OR I'd straight up switch places and have her life, that'd be a blast.
>>721707309
Tan lines so sexy
>>721714961
>>721715349
>>721715429
>>721715464
>>721715585
Regardless of what one thinks of her antics, she has a pretty rockin bod. Shave those pits though.
>>721715414
>>721715585
If she didn't have the piercing where it didn't belong, I'd be downloading her pics!
>>721715703
ikr I'd love a taste of what's between her things
>>721715857
Nah I'd change absolutely nothing on her
OP still here? Your thoughts?
>>721715388
I live in the middle of some shit woods in a valley half in america and half in canada... honestly the politics are just stupid and if we could have a war I'd throw myself at that...but honestly I'm just tired of watching this slow fucking descent,,, and we could roll up too where I'm at we can smoke haha
>>721716404
OP here, this was also me:
>>721715703
Not really into her music, but I dig the photo shoots!
>>721716404
Piercings where they don't belong are a mental & physical turn-off for me, so anyone with piercings where they don't belong I do not consider to be Human!
>>721699836
Sorry about getting older. hope these help
>>721716850
>>721716585
I've spent almost my whole life in the US states that border Canada (currently in WI). Fucking worst region ever. Should get your ass to someplace nice. Me too, come to think of it.
>>721716717
Glad ye like
>>721716847
>where they don't belong
Didin't realise you owned the human race, forgive me.
Although sadly I don't have much Miley so unless somebody else wants to help a /b/ro out we're done with bae.
>>721716959
Something about that pose is really hot.
>>721716585
implying that fascist SJW bullshit was not the descent into utter insanity. so glad your dipshit racist/sexist Hilary lost the election, i can actually bear to talk to people again. if you're part of those morons just leave this planet.
>>721716850
>>721716959
>>721699836
>>721717361
>>721716959
>>721716850
there you go OP have a good rest of your day/night
>>721716850
Yes they do!
Know what I like about that pic? The visible imprint of the bra is below the edge of the areola. They were peeking out.
>>721717392
the fuck's up with that bathroom
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>>721717361
sauce tho bro ham
>>721699836
Some vintage Julia Hayes for you anon. Happy birthday, faggot.
>>721717888
Thanks, yo. That was a nice time for vintage. Landing strip, but not full jungle
Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes and the company. Will bump a bit and then let it die with dignity.
>>721718684
do you know the name of the girl in this photo? she looks like a girl named Morgan Lux or highestheaven on IG
>>721718900
Sorry I don't. Was saved from /b/
Happy birthday
>>721704549
Nigger bait.
>>721712673
You don't know many black people, do you?
>>721719263
Thanks!
Would slam that kitty like the world was ending.
Happy birthday!
Me to
>>721720254
Thanks!
The image limit is nearly upon us. My first successful thread. Truly I have reached a milestone in my life.
>>721720540
>>721721038
pmsl great final image hope you're proud OP
>>721721038
.>>721721101
Trolled gently. I'm not even mad
>>721721357
In a way it's the perfect ending. Hope ya had a blast and came buckets, OP.
>>721716959
fake??
>>721720958
Am I the only one mesmerized by how smooth her skin is?