S/Fur Thread No pants edition.

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>>721623336

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>>721623446

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>>721623462

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>>721623480

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>>721623480
pants. disqualified.
>>721623633
she's a dude, man.

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>>721623745
wait really? Always thought it was a chick.

Also those arent pants by any definition. Ah, you mean bottomless. Gotcha.

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>>721623862
equines?

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>>721624094
a horse is fine too.

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>>721624094

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>>721624233

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>>721624270
alrighty im out. cheers folks.

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>>721623336

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>>721625915

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>>721626047

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>>721626083

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>>721626102

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>>721626153

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It's a huge pain in the ass to do.from mobile, but bump.

>>721626604
>phoneposting

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>>721626687
>spectating

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>>721626761
I only post when there's conversation.

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I have posted as many as I saved.

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Hey dudes. How's things?

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>>721627050
Things are as usual.

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>>721627050
Slow night. Could use some sex or a handie. Might happen, probably won't.

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>>721627130
Wish the same was for me. I've been so fucking tired lately. Walking with a cane is not as easy as it was with crutches.
>>721627161
I could go for the same really. I've been so fucking stressed since going back to work

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>>721627161
I've never given or received a handjob before, despite sucking dick so much.

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>>721627216
Mmhmm: beer, jay, and a quickie. And some morons will waste thousands on therapy and sleeping pills.

>>721627223
Can't relate to the implied gay, but giving a schlick while getting a handjob is plenty fun.

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>>721627216
A cane? What's happened?
>>721627558
I wish I could get women. I can only get men, because in a christian nation like the US, all the straight girls are christians who want marriage.

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>>721627558
fucking A. although I'm drinking Wild Moose, which is kind of like Canadian Club.
>>721627647
Got run off the road last year and hit a dry riverbed face first. My mountain bike got wrecked and so did a couple of my ribs and my leg. I'm off the crutches and my old english teacher is loaning me his cane until I can walk perfectly fine again. Although if I can I may swap it out for a cane sword.

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>>721627647
I can half-get women. This one also half-got me, so it counts as one get. Then we got rings and paperwork. Now she lives here.

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>>721627786
I can get women provided I'm in a foreign country that isn't Australia. Chicks love me just because I'm a kiwi. I'm exotic.

If we made a vagoo from a dick, literally. Take one dick apart and made from those bits and pieces a vagoo.
And then put that vagoo on a person.

Is this person a woman, man, herm, gay, bi, retard... ?

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>>721627842
It's a post-op Tranvestite woman.

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>>721627749
I really hope that you're kidding about the sword-thing.

If you're going go full weeb and weaponize a walking stick, put a gun in it.

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>>721627907
I'm not going to go out of my way for it, but should the opportunity arise I'd get one. And it wouldn't be a weeb thing anyhow. Cane swords are british as fuck.

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Post sluuuuuuuuts

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>>721628033
I prefer centerfolds.

>>721627898
Yeah, that was to simple for you guys here.
I'll try to think something trickier.

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>>721628005
So are trilbies, stovepipes, bowler hats, riding coats, epaulets, monocles, pocketwatches, powder, wigs, and men's heels, depending on the era.

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>>721628033

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>>721628163
Here's one. Is it gay to have sex with a chick. But you dress up as a sissy and she buttfucks you with a strap on.
>>721628168
Trilbies are more of an American thing. But my point still stands. And I should incorporate all of those into one outfit.

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>>721628111
Fine, let there be balance.

You post cuties, and I'll disappoint my ancestors.

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>>721628230
I like the sound of that.

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>>721627749
Ahh, I remember now. That does suck.
>>721627786
>marriage
Yikes.

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Dirty sloots with ruined coots.

ñ_______________ñ

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>>721628343
It's a good way to, like, um.

Not.

Be alone forever and also to stop not having sex.

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>>721628557
You can be monogamous without marriage, or even better, have a romantic, affectionate, and loving group relationship.

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Phoneposting is a huge pain in the ass and I am going to watch TV.

Later.

>>721628225
Totally, why wouldn't it be?

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>>721628603
>even better
See, I'm sure that it's a lot.of.fun in.rp and whatnot, but I've yet to hear of anybody making it work. Even remotely. And I know four people who have tried it.

I would support the premise if there existed any evidence to support it.

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>>721628839
Same. I know a few people who have tried it but none of those relationships have worked out.

test

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>>721628839
Well, the only person I know IRL who tried it is still in it, and it works fine.

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>>721628742
Eh some dudes consider any butt stuff gay no matter the circumstances. Although when it comes to what's gay and not gay I use this song for reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ

>>721629129
Dat music probably just made me gay...

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>>721629363
Probably.

>>721629418
Post ya dick.
We need to make sure.

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join in the fun and spam this discord with pics and memes of whatever your heart desires.
https://discord.gg/n9dey3Y
......
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>>721629485
No thanks. I'm no Guinea Pig.

>>721629510
i really really like this image

>>721629629
Take the fucking responsibility!
First you do things to me, then you back away like nothing happened. You all man are the same.
Coward!

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>>721629753
save it
its all yours my friend

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>>721629791

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>>721629808
thanks lori

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>>721629766
I know it's what we men do best.

>>721629753
>Anthropomorphic banana, solo, male, naked, playfully covering the kinky bits, sultry grin, bedroom eyes, shamelessly discarding clothes.
>9.5/10 furry gay art
You're gay...

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>>721630047

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I heard the most cute-lewd scenario I've ever heard of today
>crush recounts when she ended up sleeping curled up on the floor in the middle of some drama class or something, not fake sleeping as part of acting but actual sleeping
>ends up having lewd dream
>everyone notices
Even if stuff like that was a risk I wish I had lewd dreams.
I've only had lewd dreams twice and they were lewd in an abstract way.

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>>721630556
That's not "cute-lewd scenario", that's disgraceful, shameful, will be called names behind the back till the end of times scenario.
For normal people, that is. Go back home, bathtub slash wrists scenario for weak sensitive ones.

>>721623336
Consider suicide you autistic fucks

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>>721627749
More partial to umbrella-swords myself. Of course I have functioning legs. Combine em all maybe?