Family Danger Roll >dubs Why havent we fucked yet? to a relative

Why the fuck would I roll on this or even bother delivering?

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Haha I never get dubs

xD

>>721607650
cause u not a pussy

rioll

>>721607425
rollin in my 5.0

no dubs

>>721607800
Lol

>>721607800
winrar...let's see it faggot

LOOOOOL

listening to mom roleplay audio. have always wanted a tit job from her fat tits. dubs pleaseeee

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pshaw

>>721607956
one off

c'mon dubs don't fag out now

>>721607922
winrar! let's see it fag

Not me

>>721608266
Win rar

rollio

roll lol

>>721608266
>>721607800
>>721607922
WINRAR OP CMON OP

>>721608266
dubs

>>721607956
>>721608095
Just do it anyway

I'm a faggot who won't deliver but I'll roll anyway.

>>721608468
Come on

Rolling.

>>721607425
kek

>thinking id ever get anything but singles
high quality meme!

>>721607425
rollerino

>>721607425
satn?

>>721608429
Are you fucking stupid

>>721607425
Nice dick

Ill digiorno.

Rollercoaster

whats a shingle

>>721607425

anyone got the chat of the dude who kept on until his mom finally sent pics?

>>721608887
holy shit
near quads
lol

No ty

>>721608922
winrar lol
deliver cuck

Oh my

Nobody will ever deliver

OP = fruitcup

bbrtrbt

>>721608922
Oh you mean the guy that googled 'fake text generator' and made them up? If not, make them yourself.

fine
ill do it
inb4 dubs because whats a luck
pussies

Looks like we got some cowards too afraid to deliver

>>721609355
Do it.

>>721609355
oh fuck
i only have like 2 members of my family on my phone
mom and dad
wtf do i do
they are NOT viable

>>721609508
Send dick pic to mom with "hey (someone elses name) was thinking about you"

>>721609508
mom obvi

666 get

>>721609508
Don't fag out now

Satan

>>721609613
IM NOT DOIN THAT SHIT MAN
WHAT DO I FUCKIN DO

>>721609699
You have to do both now.

>>721609699
Dubs again fgt now you have to do it

>>721609699
Just fucking do it.

>>721609613
>"hey (someone elses name) was thinking about you"
Nigger, that defeats the purpose

>>721609699
fgt isnt going to do it

>>721609699
Pussy.

>>721609699
Pussy

>>721607670
>Thought I wouldn't notice it says overpowing
I did faggot

>>721609798
The dubs rule is lame anyway, it's leaving it open-ended without naming them specifically so they can play it off. Might as well send a dick pic with it.

>>721609355
>>721609508

>Says he will do it
>calls people who haven't pussies
>doesn't even have anyone viable to send his dick to
>gigantic faggot like this whole thread
>sage

>>721609644
Dubs

>>721610079
Nice

>>721609933
You do it

>>721610079
Doubt

>>721610079
Went well.

i don't have relatives

>>721610079
gay and fake

>>721610079
time stamps?

>>721610203
Nah man, they would clearly speak broken english to each other rather than their native language.

>>721610079
F&G

>>721607425
Roll

>>721610079
fake as shit

>>721610377
Dubs

>>721610377
>>721610355
Do it

>>721610377
Fuck the one time i get dubs

ghmghjg

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Nobody is delivering. Retreating to Judy thread
>>721609064

>>721609699
Just apologize profusely afterwords and say a friend stole your phone.

>>721610609
You gotta do it. It was meant to be.

Somebody needs to be the hero /b/ deserves.

I can't though, no living family

me and my sister had a sexual relationship up until 15-16, til she decided she was over it and wanted to move on.. i miss those days.

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>>721607922
Wat do anons

Kek this thread is people baiting

>>721611055

i'm 21 and she's 20 now

hubert

>>721611060
Trim.

>>721611060
Kek tiny dick

>>721611060
keep posting responses. We're a little skeptical due to all the horseshit in this thread

>>721611060
Time stAmp in message bar for proof

Lilchipmunk

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bobby is a nigger

*rolls begrudgingly*

rolling for your failure

>>721611426
Can someone explain what I'm looking at

>>721612894
A horse hit by a train.

I don't have and sisters but I have a cousin

666

>>721613389
Rollre

Literally no one is delivering because everyone's a pussy.

>>721613752
Again

>>721614211
Dubs

OP is a mega fag

ITT: no one delivars

Did anyone really expect anything else?

>>721607425
duberino geterino

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cunt

>>721614577
dubs

>>721614577
I'll wait til my cousin responds, then send screenshots

ok

>>721611246
your fucking retarded if you think that actually looks like a legit iphone screen cap

>>721615366
dubs

>>721607425
Danger! Danger!

>>721615771
you...
you lack the power to wield the dubs

some faggot dox'd me one time and posted all my dick pics to a tumblr account and emaild it to my mom. only reason i found out was because it was on her browser homepage because it was one of the top 5 sites she visited. my dicks over 7 inches. cleared her cookies and never said a word.

>>721616018
Cool story bro

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>>721615483
There

>>721616017
good i didnt want them

>>721616831
Thats prob not your cousin

>>721616831
Bruh more

i have never gotten dubs

>>721617021
fuck cares just play along, think it's his cousin, and his dick

>>721617021
She's a step-cousin but it's the closest I've got.

>>721616831
>>721617391
get that win anon

>>721616831

now what?

what am I rolling for?

>>721617922
Delivar fagit

>>721616831
MOAR

>>721617391
Update us fool

Whatever

Rolling for satanic trips

>>721618209
>>721618292
>>721617048
>>721617600
>>721617659
She won't respond anymore. Tell me who else.

>>721607425
K

>>721607425
kekeke

>>721618582
mother?

Why are none of these faggots delivering?

>>721618661
almost

>>721618668
jesus christ dodged a bullet there

>>721618582

Friend? Guy friend. One you suspect or know that is gay.

>>721618668
Never in this lifetime

>>721618582
How does your cousin just not respond to a dickpic? How about you send it to your mom.

>>721618582

how about a girl you think you actually have a chance with?

>>721618582
the fuck do you mean she won't respond I thought she loved it
keep pressing her

>>721618582
Any other girl in your contacts who you are relatively close to, but no lovers

dubs for nudging cherish to reply.

>>721618807
You clearly underestimate how ugly I am. But I'll try to find just a random girl.

>>721618844
DOUBLE DUBS!!!

>>721607425
rolling,

>>721618844
I'll do that.

Im out, this bread is stale.

>>721619688
Make it less stale with your dubs

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>>721607425

>>721619764
no living relatives

>>721619947
How convenient

>>721607425
rolle

>>721618844
the double dubs have been GET

sit rep soldier?>>721619170

>>721620223
Tfw off by 1

>>721620262
Nope, not even read.

>>721607425
rollzeez

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>>721610079

meh

yjtrsf od frf.

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I sent pictures of my cock to my sister while drunk a couple of months back. She sent back a snap of her biting her bottom lip (and her lips are all that's visible) and asked who this was. I sent another photo and said "you don't recognize this?" and she sent back a snap of her licking her lips and said no, she'd remember that. Oh, and she's married.

Con't?

>>721620836
what do you think...

>>721620836
Yes, this thread is shit, maybe you can help

ITT nothing will happen

>>721620836
Do it anon. Save this Kek-forsaken thread.

>>721607425
Roll because i wont deliver anyways

Gogogo

>>721607425
singles for dayz

No one will ever deliver.

I unfortunately can't deliver, but I've fingered my grandmother

>>721622065
I don't wanna know...
But I need to.
Story?

>>721611060
she is embarrassed her son has a tiny dick

>>721607425
Rolling

Roll me daddy

>>721622499
ayyyyyyy lmao

>>721622220
Holy fuck close quints

>>721607425
Rollin

oh god

I CAN say that I collect panties of my friends and cousins and other relatives. Should need delivery, my /b/rothers?

pls no trips

hopefully no trips

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>>721620977
>>721621010
Now like I said, my sister is married to her high school boyfriend, who was already a chub but has gotten much fatter and she's left him once to fuck some guy for a month, but of course he begged her to come back once she had her brains fucked out.

>she won't show anything, despite me jerking my cock off for her, she guesses two times who I am and gets it wrong
>she asks me if I'm about to cum
>tell her I'm waiting for her to show me something so I can finish
>"Like what?"
>tell her I want to watch her undress, after like 15 minutes she sends me this snap of her in the bathroom, starting at the lips and moving down to her breasts, which she unhooks her bra and exposes, squeezing and playing with her nipples
>asks to see my cumshot
>I record me finishing, fucking enormous load, but I also get my arm tattoo in the video a bit. she can't make it out
>talks about how big my load was, how she wants to feel it on her, etc
>I'm skimming quite a bit of convincing her that I'm not trying to scam her, etc
>she's about to go to sleep (she's a nurse and works early) and asks if she's gonna hear from me tomorrow, I say we'll see

Woke up the next morning and remembered what happened, but apparently she hadn't figured out who I was. Around noon I get a snap of her in the bathroom showing her perky nipples and asking was I "up" yet.

>>721622721
you know you want them

>>721622777
trips fag, do it

>>721622777
YOU GOT THEM

Oi i aint gonna roll for no ponce

I hope I don't get identical digits

>>721622868
you can have them. all my family is dead

>>721622106
She was asleep and I was really into her, I was like 15. She started waking up and then hammered her faster. She was high on ambien

>>721622945
masturbate at their grave

212/12 great roll thread guys.

>>721622945
Not true. but quit fucking posting if you're not gonna do anything, faggot.

>>721623059
I do that all the time. nothing special

>>721623102
Don't cut yourself on that edge

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>>721622760
you telling me your sister does not know your number?

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Rolling for quads!

>>721623214
how2readingcomprehension

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>>721623214
It's snapchat you fucking turd. Eventually it was kik. I guarantee she doesn't know my number by heart either.

Anyways,
>>721622760

>asks me to show her my tattoo, tell her nah that would be cheating
>spend most of that day trying to get more than breasts out of her
>she's replying very quickly too, obviously getting off on it
>telling me about her sex life, that he has a small dick, doesn't know what he's doing, she hasn't cum in ages
>obviously very frustrated and pent up
>towards the end of the day she gets in a bathroom stall and takes off everything, shows me an up close of her playing with her pussy
>when she gets off work she spends almost an hour in her car masturbating, us shooting vids back and forth
>she wants to meet up and fuck

ima roll even tho I wont do it

>>721607670
lol brown should be
Shit
Indigestion
Skid marks
and Diarrhea

>>721623775

Do we get to see any of this stuff she sent you? Also rolling.

>>721613039
So that's the Train? It's messed up, that Horse must have been huge. C===3

>>721623775
type quicker. i need to go to bed dude.

Im rolling bc I know I won't have dubs

>>721624063
And I won't having again

>>721623971
Everything on /b/ is fiction

>>721624105
And never

>>721624144
Kek

>>721623775
pretty hot even if just a story

>>721612894
Someone was a little low when they shot this cow

>>721623775
Yeah, let's see your sis so we can beat it to her too

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>>721623775
>I keep avoiding meeting her in person, can't think of a way through this, she's wondering if she even knows me at all but doesn't seem to care that much
>our conversations aren't even all about sex, she tells me about her day, her marriage, and all kinds of shit I didn't know about my sister
>two weeks later it's christmas eve
>me, my sister, my brother and her husband go out to a local bar to play pool and everything
>my phones on silent but she's still messaging it
>I think I'm being super slick and funny
>as we get more and more drunk I keep asking things of her, public masturbation, flashing, etc
>she's getting up so much that they're asking her what's up, says she has a small bladder
>every time I want to reply with a picture or snap I have to get up too
>I'm teasing her and provoking her, getting her all riled up
>she sends me this video from the girls bathroom, she's soaking wet, got her tits out and pants down, touching herself and begging me to show her my cock or to come fuck her
>now I'm really wanting to fuck and drunk so I'm thinking I can pull this off somehow
>once she comes back I get up and go to the bathroom, using the women's so that when I take my snap she might recognize the bathroom, get a bit of my tattoo in the shot (literally just "Choose Life" I got it after kicking heroin)
>don't finish but get really fucking close
>when I come back she gets up almost immediately, doesn't say anything to them just bolts to the bathroom, I see the "seen" notification a few seconds later
>she's in there almost half a fucking hour
>when she finally does come out her husband asks what's wrong, says she's not feeling well, doesn't say much
>sits down and doesn't even look at me, except at my tattoo
>panic mode engage
>she sent a video in response
>sitting there sweating bullets before I can check it

>>721624568
awaiting dinosaur walk

>>721624568
Even if this is just a story, it's cool bro. Wat next

YOU MUST ALSO send the word nigger faggot if i win

cachow

>>721624039
summer fag

>>721624568
Haven't seen a bel air in awhile.

>>721624700
WINRAR
WINRAR
WHY HAVENT WE FUCK YET NIGGER FAGGOT
SEND TO YOUR MUM

>>721624801
it's 7 am you mongoloid.

>>721624568
CMON ANON FINALE IN THIS BITCH

>>721624568
>inb4 walk like dinosaure

>>721625006
Oh im terribly sorry sir, didnt know that you were living in nigeria

Rolleroo

>>721607425
roll

Rollin, and
>>inb4 everybody walks the dinosaur

Dont die on me now sister bro. Finish your tale

>>721624651
>incoming

>>721607425
rollin'

Rawlin and I'm wagering it's the ol tree fiddy loch nessy

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>>721624568
>brother wants to play pool with me and her husband, I tell him I don't really want to play then run off to the bathroom again, lock the door behind me
>open the video and it's immediately her moaning and panting, she's got one leg up and resting on the side rail next to the toilet, and is rubbing her pussy as fast as she can, I can hear how wet she is schlicking through the camera mic
>close up of her pussy as she's fingering it, "look how much I want you"
>I'm so relieved that jerking off is coming so easily, I"m really getting into it to, telling her I want to spread her legs and fuck her right, stupid shit I know
>send the vid
>immediately get a string of messages from her
>"I know it's you"
>I don't reply immediately
>"I saw your tattoo"
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
>"How could you do this to me?"
>"Was this just a fucking joke to you?"
>"That's sick, you're disgusting."
>my mind is in fucking flight mode, so scared of what's going on outside, is she telling them
>I come out and my brother is playing pool with her husband and some fucking randy's, husband says she went outside feeling sick, but pulls me aside and asks if I know of anything wrong with her, she's acting weird
>"I dunno bro I'll go outside and smoke and talk to her"
>thanks me and shakes my hand, I'm a piece of shit
>go outside and sister is vaping, when she sees me she walks to the car and I think she's about to pull out, then looks back and, still obviously upset, asks "well are you coming?"

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OP posted 4-2

>>721625399
OH SHIT

>>721625399
kek wills it

Anon waiting finale you piece of shit hick

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>>721625451
>>721625459
don't want to get your hopes up, this is just the story behind OP's pic

>>721625406
Loch ness monster is something I haven't seen recently

>>721625561
you rolled doubles, you still have to do it

>>721625406
Place your bets folks!

We've got Fresh Prince:
>>721624820

We've got Walk the Dinosaur
>>721624651
>>721625246
>>721625257

Hell, we've even got Nessy!
>>721625378
>>721625576

>>721625406
Well, it was about that time that I notice that my sister was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

>>721625406
Moar

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>>721625589
nope I've already done it with my sister in the past, not doing it again

>>721625406
Go on

>>721625670
I'm betting on Fresh Prince

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>>721625728

>>721625406
Anon cool story bro tell us more

>>721625406
Inb4 "She pulls me into her car and totally lets me do her!" If anything sexual happens this shits fake. And why does she still send the video of her fingering herself and then immediately tell him that shes disgusted with him right afterwards.

>>721625728

>>721625755
>>721625800
>>721625855
Now you really have to, faggot.

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>>721625891
no

>>721625594
Jesus christ anon thats not even cool

>>721625883
Send another cock pic you pussy. show her you mean it

Singles

>>721625973
Nigga wut

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>>721625973
MEIN GOTT

>>721625973
have her guess how many inches you are. make her think about that dick some more

oh lordy, dem bootleg fireworks

>>721625973
its happening!

>>721626005
is this actually happening?

>>721626005
I feel terrible for your mother (if that's you)

>>721625973
>>721626005
Fake and gay, but like >>721625406
it's the FUN kind of fake and gay. Godspeed you glorious LARPer

>>721626057
Lmao

>>721626057
nice copy pasterino faggot

>>721626024
>>721626018
>>721626041
>this new

>>721625449
>>721625561
>>721625594
>>721625728
>>721625755
>>721625780
>>721625800
>>721625826
>>721625855
>>721625883
>>721625934
>>721625973
>>721626005
>>721626057
whole thing is going too fucking fast, and it's obviously orchestrated.

>>721626070
>>721626077
>>721626041
Autism

You have to be full up autistic to believe this is real

>>721626057
Ok this is fake

you fucking idiots he obviously said he was finishing the story from op's pic, thats not his fucking oc its old copypasta

>>721626079
Its not

>>721626124

It's a years old repost you tard.

total fake

My mother/sis arent hot though

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>>721626175
This

>>721626005
LITERALLY SHAKING

>>721626131
such horseshit and yeah I know it's a copypasterino

ok fuck this troll. it ramped up from 0-100 too fast to be real

>>721626057
Yeah that proves it, fake, but still had me hard. Was a good fantasy trip anon

>>721626124
It's copypasta

NEW THREAD IF THIS DIES TOO SOON
>>721626220

>>721625406
Mooaarr

>>721626239
What's title, Mobile fag here

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done

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>>721625406
The entire car conversation part went on for a while and involved her driving around, parking somewhere else when she started to cry and get worked up, some shouting, but eventually back to the bar
>during that whole time she brought up all kinds of shit
>when we were little our mom was a pill addict and neglected us all the time, so me and my sister were really close, and when she used to babysit me sometimes she'd fondle me or have me play with her breasts or kiss her
>she asks if that's what this whole thing's about and I tell her no, it really isn't, I'm just attracted to her and we're not even fully related (different fathers but we were raised like full siblings).
>she's really upset because this whole thing had been an escape from her shitty marriage to a guy she doesn't love, she felt like she made a friend and now lost him and a brother, because things will never be the same
>I try every fucking direction I can come at her, pointing out she obviously enjoyed it when she didn't know it was me, so on a base physical level she likes my cock, my body, and I'm not ugly so there's obviously a physical aspect
>she acknowledges that but points out you can't just act on those things when you're family
>which, I mean, yeah
>tell her I want her to be able to talk and be open with me, that I felt really close to her while we were doing this, and that I'm ultimately glad she found out so I could stop pretending
>"Really!?"
>says I just want to fuck, she can't believe what a pervert I am and starts getting worked up again
>remind her she was begging for my cock
>she punches the car wheel, getting really upset, says she knows what she said and she knows how she feels but this is a complete fucking betrayal and mindfuck
Next post will be quicker. Hold your cocks, boys.

>>721625406
Still waiting, faggot