Share your biggest secrets, the things that you keep from everybody.

>>721597750
my biggest secret is I don't check the catalog before I post a thread
>>721587989

My sister let our dog mount her, and I watched.

When i was a kid a friend with the same age sucked my dick

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*idubbz voice* I'm bisexual

>>721598905
Ha me to also we tried anal my dick was 3times bigger then his pretty cash

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>>721597750
I've been leaving work to fuck this chubby whore I met on bumble in he back of her Honda Element

I have a girlfriend who is much more attractive but I cheat on her all the time
Because I get off on it

gay

sharing my wife sexually

I spend my spare time on /b/...

When I was 14, I stole my brother's friend's panties. She thought that he stole them and got pissed at him for years. No one knows it was me.

>>721597750
I accidentally found out my dad had been googling a brothel of the town he was going to on a business trip
never will bring this up

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My cousin and I have been seeing each other for a few months. Our family would kill us if they knew.

>>721601118
Forgot some info: My brother and his friend are way older than me. (I also still have the panties to this day)

I've been fuck my sister (she is older than me by 10 years). That's all.

Have had gay sex with someone I met off craigslist in his car.

I am madly in love with my 20 yr old step daughter. For years ive been jacking off to her. Thinking about her when i fuck her mom. Love it when i get a chance to see her nude.

>>721601405
Pics?

The bosses 13yo grand daughter comes in and likes to.sit on my lap and geing and gyrate on me. I get a hard one and she clinches her ass on it and looks at me and smiles.

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>>721601534
sorry for the long time
for some reason I couldn't find anything to write with

>>721599366
Any more pics of dem titties?

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>>721602058

>>721602058
Breed her anon

Herpes. Caught it from this guy I hooked up with 2 nights in a row. He's ~50 and married.

>>721600986
this is the fucking worst.

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>>721602058
Traced.

>>721602058
I would love a greentext or story

Why should I OP? You're just a nosy girl, tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine.

I sucked a dick once... I'm a guy

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>>721602438
Really edgy and out there man. Do you know how many guys have done that? You're not special.

>>721597750
I'm dating an amazing girl and I haven't told her I love her yet even though I really do. I'm gonna say it soon

>>721602683
Get ready to either make it or break it. Saying that always takes a relationship to the next level, or it is all down hill from there.

I think it's ok to hit women in certain circumstances.

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I stabbed a guy in highschool. I got off with only a long suspension in part because I pretended to be mentally ill and said I just "blacked out" and couldn't remember it. Even my parents bought it. Truth was I had the whole thing planned out. It was such a rush.

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>>721601437
What would you do if she got knocked up? Also, what would SHE do?

I was out one night at like 3am cause I was really into graffiti, and i walked passed this girls house that I was talking to for a while. We lived in a safe white neighborhood and most people would keep there car doors unlocked. For some odd reason I had a very strong urge to go inide her car. After I got inside the car I then fucked it up by throwing shit everywhere, pissing on the seats and I also stole 30 bucks and an iPhone charger. Couple days later I went out to the movies with the same chick and she told me all about it and I acted sorry for her. We stopped taking after a while and I haven't seen her since.

I also beat the shit out of a pillow for a good five minutes once or twice a day pretending it's Cara Delevingne.

>>721602533
Yeah I get that. Just my secret that I feel self conscious about.

I agree with culling the global population to ease the strain on resources, and I think we should institute global eugenics programs through forced sterilization.

>>721603022
It's all good. I actually understand. Gayfag here, but even I feel like "straight" guys aren't supposed to experiment. That it is supposed to be a chick thing only.

>>721602937
i read this yesterday kek

>>721603100
I would not be opposed to mandatory vasectomy if they paid me. If done right, it could be good. I'd get a small pay on a regular basis, plus less babies in the world. We already have enough people. By 2050, we are going to be over 9,000,000,000. Not a stat I made up. Google it.

I steal my friends pictures of their gf's or wives off their phones or pc's.

i literally shake with adrenaline when i do it. best high of my life.

I secretly enjoy consensual intercorse in the missionary position with the lights off for the purpose of procreation.

>>721602197
The rest were snaps and I didn't cap them

This ain't my first rodeo the key to heating and not getting caught is minimal evidence

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>>721603367
I'm not judging at all. I'm just curious, why? Are they nudes?

Mam konto na wykopie

>>721603367
i would like to know how you do it

Clogged a mcdonalds toilet with paper and then took a shit in it. Not sure why but I felt bad after

>>721597750
can't really think of one
I steal a lot? I guess, I don't tell people, but I steal from homes. If I admitted it to someone they might be more wary and catch me. I've stolen a used fleshlight, a lot of weed (in small amounts over the years), trinkets, lighters

i'm just a normal dude who likes a few weird kinks like getting peed on and hit in the balls. other than that there's not a whole lot to me. sorry

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>>721603552
da fuck chick speak is this?

>>721603653
>just a normals dude
>likes getting hit in the sack
good one mate

>>721603620
I work at a genomics lab. I steal lab equipment from time to time. Shit that nobody uses ever. They honestly will never even notice it has gone missing since we get so much funding.

I support Blacklivesmatter

>>721603749
it's called cbt. it's a thing.

and besides if my gf can get punished why can't i sometimes too?

i wear my moms bra and panty's when i'm home alone

>>721603653
I literally don't understand pain for sex at all. It is the best way to kill a hard on. Gayfag here, and I could literally stare into the gaping black hole of a 90 year old vagina without getting turned off before I stay hard after pain.

>>721603893
just saying you aint normal man

My friend has AIDS and doesn't know how he got it, because I gave it to him with a needle while he was asleep

>>721604033
Why you do that?

>>721604030
yeah, everyone thinks I'm really weird. I guess I just feel like a normie

38 yo Mkt VP of an international company who makes more than 150K a year; I browse /b

>>721597750
The youngest I would fuck is a 7 year old

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>>721604033
I do not believe this to be true.

>>721604033
You are scum

Ran over neighbours cat and his body,

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>>721604033
>>721604177

>>721604033
Pretty sure thats a murder charge or something.

1. Sucked my best friend's dick at around 12, he sucked me two, Still best friends, NEVER talk about it after 25 years.
2. Also stole a friend's sister panties and bra when I was 14.
3. Cheated on my wife, once. I fucking regret it every fucking day.
4. I eat my boogers

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>>721604033

>>721597750
I accidentally killed my sister and got rid of the body.

Its currently a missing persons and has been for 8 years.

>>721597750
no

>>721604355
I think there is a law against knowingly infecting someone with HIV. It's certainly not murder/attempted murder. But there is a law.

Obviously it never really gets used.

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>>721604396
need I say more?

I pick my nose and then I fling it away because I think it magically disappears

>>721604477
>accidentally

>>721604033
good job, hope you aren't my friend, but good job

>>721603344
You know howmany people don't want kids, are gay, nor can have kids? By 2050 half the populations going to be gay and liberal.

>>721604631
We were in an argument she tried to pull out of my grasp fell and hit her head on a cement edge.

My sister's friend would sometimes sleep over and I would finger bang her while she slept. One time I'm fairly sure I gave her an orgasm while she slept. Another time I ejaculated into a cup and then inseminated her with my fingers.

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>>721604477

>>721604801

yeah im sure thatll narrow it down.

>>721604477
A lot of these sound iffy but I'm calling outright bullshit on this one.

>>721604696
I know this sounds like bullshit, but given that trend, it's actually accounted, it's still going to hit that.

The biggest contributor is not the US. We actually have improved exponentially. It's countries in Asia to be honest. I read a lot about China, but as I understand, a lot of western Asian countries will be major contributors.

I had a female best friend back in high school, we used to stay at each other's house a lot, she was a very heavy sleeper. So I got away with looking at her tits, feeling them up, taking pictures of her tits and pussy and cumming all over her! Her feet were amazing and that was my favorite spot to blow my load. I would clean her up after. This went on forever until she moved out of state. Those were some hot moments for me! Never took advantage of anything else just kinda liked to cum on her, especially her feet.

>>721603367
>shake with adrenaline
This happens to me too, when i play certain video games. Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I ask people about it constantly and they all tell me it never happens to them.

1) Think transgenderism/sexualism is a mental disorder
2) Very into tranny porn

Also find gay porn gross and am almost unhealthily attracted to women. Have a girlfriend of 5 years and can't help but check out every woman I see in nyc.

>>721597750
My friend's wife is a horrible control freak, and nothing make some harder than fantasizing about shoving her face down in my covers and pounding her pussy raw, breaking her in and owning her.

>>721604932
It was an accident, she slipped and hit her head and died convulsing on my floor.

Knew I would get hit with murder or manslaughter so I got rid of the evidence.

I actually dont feel as horrible about it as I thought I would.

In elementary school I used to smell like literal SWAMP ASS EVERY SINGLE DAY. Pretty sure the reason was that I didn't shower daily and didn't know how to wipe, but no one really liked sitting next to me like ever

There was a girl in my HS who I thought was gay but turned out to be straight and wanted me bad. I was in a relationship but she was bad af. I had the key to this back storage room behind the stage and she kept wanting me to go in with her, she woulda blown me super hard. One period we traded phones and she took mine into the bathroom and took nudes on it, so glad she didn't accidentally text my gf or some shit. I still fap to the thought of her

>>721604786
link to her obit, you lying autist.

>>721605035
Agree with you on everything except #2.

I find it difficult not to check out every woman I see. I don't know what it is, just have to do it. Gf of 1.5 years and I feel bad about it, still can't help not looking at a hot femanon.

>>721605150
why the fuck would I ever do that.

>>721605035
I feel bad about it sometimes, but have resigned myself to the fact that I am just wired to constantly want to fuck pretty much any decently attractive girl. Still can't figure out the tranny thing though... guess it's just that I find it so weird?

>>721597750
Thinking about going out to abduct, rape and possibly murder someone. (not sure about the murder part)

>>721605085
good, forget it happened, and don't reveal information until your deathbed

>>721605028
China and India, last I heard. I remember a few years back, everyone was freaking out about Indias population boom.

>>721605209
Yeah, exactly. See: >>721605224

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i want to go to a nudist camp
maybe outdoor bdsm

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>>721605222
confirmed lie. lurk more.

>>721605367
i'd like a girl like this to piss down my throat. maybe even fart in my face. doesn't have to be some big huge scene, just do it while she's sitting there.

>>721599366
+1 for Honda Element

>>721604477
Holy fuck...Ages? and any remorse?

>>721605239
I have this fantasy too. Like real bad. I could never do it though.

>>721597750
i'm blue

dabadeedabadie-dabadeedabadiedabadeedabadie...

>>721604786
>>721605085
>cement edge
>in your home
>that allowed her to die on your floor
2/10 for making me respond. if you're going to lie, be consistent.

I jerk off in the office bathroom stall.

>>721605557

I was 26 she was 22

Ive told the story on /b/ before.

>>721605487
thank god i finally found one of you freaks. what could possibly be attractive about piss/shit?

>>721605693
>never been in a modern building

nigger there are plenty of homes/condos/apartments with cement edges in them

>>721597750
I have a slightly vanilla / slightly degenerate fantasy.

Basically it starts with my dick increasing in size, maybe 7-8 inches in total length but exceptional girth. Then my balls would grow to rather large sizes but not incapacitating me. The last two conditions are that any female I copulate with in any sexual manner has the best sexual experience possible, and the last is I'm able to breed with any species ever. Dragon seed if you will.

>>721605703
most everyone

did a lot of weird shit when I was adolescent. Licked a friends dick, killed one of my friends frogs for no reason secretly, lied pathologically, watched hardcore cp regularly when I was about 12 via limewire (this really fucked me up). Also have faint memories of being molested by a girl when I was around 6 or 7. She was probably 13. There's a lot more I just can't think of it

>>721605577
Yea same with me, Id only do it if im prepared to die or go to prison for 25 to life. the urge is getting stronger everyday that passes too

I think I would suck a dick, if it were actually just a feminine penis on a hot chick.

>>721597750
When my cousin in law visits i use her panties to jerk off

>>721605721
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Besides you're telling me that your 22 year old sister passed away and no one asked any questions or dug deeper than "it was an accident kek"? Barring your claim that you "got rid of the evidence", like a fucking edgelord. If she hit her head, theres no evidence to hide.

>>721605721
I still don't believe it. And aren't you giving away too many hints at her identity? If this had happened to me I wouldn't be sharing ANY details. Aren't you worried that someone can track this down to you just from what you've said?

>>721598756
we need pictures...

>>721605721
So any remorse, or do you still sleep good at night?

>>721605802
That might be sample bias here...

I have virtually zero desire to be in a relationship. I'm divorced and can think of nothing a woman can bring to the table to make me interested. I don't know if it's my lack of sex drive or cynicism.

>>721605798
>never been in section 8 housing
you fucking poorfag. no link to obit. you're a fucking liar.

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>>721604801

>>721605848
Jesus, dude. Go see a shrink and ask what they would say if you told them you felt that way.

>>721605703
You want a fucking medal or something? I did that today. Will probably do it again tomorrow.

>>721605888
>>721597750

I'm perceived/believed to be 100% straight by nearly everyone I know minus two very close friends. I often fantasize about dominating effeminate males/traps and also about frottage with other men in general a lot.

>>721605239
>green text your plan anon

>>721605983

>>721605984

Its an ongoing missing persons request, nobody knew she came over to my house that night

As far as the police know she stormed off from her BF at the time and was never seen again.

>>721605997
I did at first but it faded quickly and self-preservation took over.

>>721606043
or you know just like a modern apartment building built in the last 15 years.

>>721606149
Weird fucking word, dude. And just come out of the closet already. Or at least experiment and figure your shit out.

I've fucked two of my girlfriend of 5 years' best friends and also sucked my friends dick when I was drunk. Feel like a faggot now though, much regret

>>721606120
Fuck that if I do that i can say goodbye to my life and my career where i have the potential of making over $250,000 a year, why would i ruin myself like that?

>>721605703
I think everyone's done this. High school bathrooms as well.

>>721601490
Do you get the panties though, and high heels?

>>721605239
>green text your plan cmon

>>721606304
>modern
>modern modern modern
I live in a fucking "modern" apartment building and there is no "concrete" anything in this fucking place. Every unit is identical or mirror image of mine, and there is no concrete anywhere but OUTSIDE. Using the word "modern" means literally nothing.
>you're a "modern" faggot

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I posted a few fb pics of this girl I used to be very close with online on a website called thedirty along with a pretty dark secret about her in the description. I also talked shit about her, mentioned her hometown and her first name. Not many people know this secret and she'd easily know who did this if she ever found out. I did it just out of pure edgyness. She was important to me but our friendship was dead/dying already. I can't begin to imagine how fucked up I would be if she found out.

At least 10000 people saw it and it got a lot of comments, but for the most part is now pretty buried.

Worst part is, the risk of getting in trouble is sexually thrilling, and I expose/share the link occasionally. I pretty much discovered a new fetish doing this. I also occasionally share candid pics I took that include deep cleavage and her face for the same reason. These were pretty obviously taken by me, and once again, I'd pretty much get screwed over if she found out.

It's been so damn long without anyone finding out that I don't even consider it a possibility anymore. But it's my own retarded fetish for exposing it occasionally that makes me think that eventually I'll slip up and show it to the wrong people (candids included).

>>721606304
>ongoing missing persons
Fucking liar.

>>721603815
then you are a nigger or an idiot or both

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>>721606545

>I dont know what burnished concrete flooring is

fuck off poor faggot.

>>721606322
Weird word? Frottage? Yeah, I guess it is but it's the word that describes the action I wish to perform.

Nah, life is easier this way and I have enough shit going on without hillbilly family drama.

I'd figure it out if I had the opportunity though. Probably doesn't help I'm a complete virginfag though.

>>721606329
What sort of job do you have? That's pretty good money.

>>721606665
Link us to the story/pics?

>>721606665
welp. i need a link now...

>got regularly fucked by my stepdad throughout my teen years
>I'm a guy
>felt guilty and ashamed about the whole thing though, obv
>but honestly, I enjoyed it
>still spent a lot of time trying to convince myself that I was somehow "straight" though
>chased after girls nonstop, put up a very macho and homophobic dudebro jock persona
>very confused about my sexuality at this point
>have fucked plenty of girls, but feel like I've never been "in love" with one
>want to try messing around with other guys my age
>but feel like I can't take my "straight dudebro" mask off, it's too ingrained in my personality

>>721607011
>>721607106

I've privatly shared it here and there but obviously never publicly on 4chan. What is there, like a hundred thousand people here right now?

>>721606767
>implying you live in a house like that
>lying to cover up the lies
whew lad. you don't even come close to affording an apartment like that.

and spoiler: its "modern interior design", not just "modern" you fucking autist.
>if i had to tell you that, you had no idea what the fuck it was either

>>721607283
You said you found it thrilling. Think about how thrilling it would be to up the ante a bit.

So I was at the dentist and was on nitrous getting a filling done. I started thinking if it would be possible to asphyxiate on the nitrous alone. While high, my inner voice told me I wouldn't let that happen because I'm a pussy, which I accepted as a challenge. My head started pounding after a while and I kept hearing this super-loud oscillating noise. I started to black out, but the dentist shut off the nitrous and turned on oxygen because I had started to hyperventilate. Turns out, the nitrous was up too high.

I didn't know it at the time, but I was never really in any danger. But the fact that I THOUGHT I could die and took absolutely no action to prevent it still shocks me.

>>721607318
you are a turbo autist if you think there arent thousands of apartments with that kind of floring.

>>721606275
>Be me
>meet 10/10 woman thats way out of my league
>she accuses me of being some fucking crackhead drug abuser because i look like shit
>get mad because she wont touch me with a 100ft pole

Plan starts:
>Go to her office where we will be alone
>pull out gun or big ass knife
>kidnap the bitch and steal her car
>drive to someplace i havent figured out yet
>see if i have it in me to possibly ruin a innocent beautiful woman forever
>If i do i rape for hours even days
>after the fun has been had i let her go or kill her (havent decided if she deserves it or not)
>Post pics to /b/ because fuck it
>an hero once and for all by bullet

I have not made a real plan yet but thats the basics i guess

when my step daughter's tits were coming in, I showed her how to do self breast exam. Hands on. She didn't enjoy it, but I did

>>721607283
If she hasn't found out by now, she'll sure as fuck find out about it if you post it on 4chan. we're pop culture now. everyone comes here. she probably comes here. this place is cancer. you're the cancer that ruined it.

>>721607538
Will you guys get off this please? You're hijacking the thread you fucking autists.

>>721607538
and you're just wasting my fucking time. heres the last (You) you're so desperate for.

>>721607273
Just go into a gay bar and start drinking
Tell the first one that gets into a conversation your story

Then keep drinking

Go back to his place

And let him make you eat all the eggs

>>721604033
That's what people get for being friends with LGBTQ or HIV positive people
>lesson learned

One time I was high with my buddy and I had a reason to look at his phone for a while. He was right next to me while I was looking for nude pictures of his girlfriend. Got that adrenaline high going and its really trippy knowing I've seen her in ways she doesnt know

The thing is i'm horny af and i'm drunk at ireland cork, please gurls hit me up so we can fuuuck

>>721606960
Military, all high ranking members and medical personnel get paid anywhere from $4000-$20,000 a month

>>721607816
kek, I get that reference.

thanks for the advice, anon. I guess I should just bite the bullet and go for it. It's not like I don't already know how to take a dick...

it's just that with my stepdad, I always sorta had the excuse that he was "making" me do it, even when I was the one who actually started it. doing something with another guy is like a final confession that yep, I really am a faggot, gimme that dick...

i fucked my housemaid back in highschool.

>>721607975
dont say all medical personal only officers and e-7 above make that cash lower enlisted make garbage unless you are working the marriage angle and somehow pay no rent as an e-4

>>721608146
>final confession
so?

For so long all I have wanted to do is fuck the living shit out of my cousin. Like legit just get a boner just typing this shit. She always wears these spandex volleyball shorts and you don't know how good that makes her ass look.

The step daughter going through puberty is the single biggest source of joy for any hetero man. She's lost and confused and needy.. adult male role model can literally do anything to her and she will accept it.

>>721607975
makes sense

>>721608313
yeah I know I'm being dumb. my last excuse to myself over the last few years has been "I'm not really bi/gay, he just messed up my sexuality!" but I know that's bullshit. it's just a big step for me to take.

Cum on moms shoes twice and once on her toothbrush

>>721608443
make us not need to imagine, anon

>>721608518
it reads more like you're just confused about whatever sexuality you have. not that anon but obviously you need counseling before pursuing any of this shit further. not for the aha! moment, but just for your bearings.

I failed dual enrollment and never told anyone

>>721597750
My cousin molested me a few times when i was 6, she was 12.

I can't do basic arithmetic and I'm getting a Ph. D. in Environmental Engineering....

When I was first hooking up with my current girlfriend, she came over after a night out and gave me a drunk blowjob. Another girl I was hooking up with had just left after we fucked. I hadn't had a chance to clean up yet... Felt kind of bad about that one.

>>721597750
Sometimes I have anonymous sex with males.

>>721608232
Yea it was a estimate where i am E4 is where the money starts to come if you are commissioned, if you are non commissioned then you will not make shit, Here a medial personnel can get anywhere from 4 to 22 grand it all depends on the rank like you said

>>721599038
I used to keep it a secret but at some point I just said fuck it and stopped caring. So much easier being a smoldering bisexual and not needing to worry about who knows. Just remember if you make fun of yourself people will laugh and not give a shit if your a degenerate.

>>721608902
Fuck you for cheating on your "girlfriend" says the white knight in me

Realistically this is what girls actually want or they wouldn't be constantly in relationships with the ass holes who couldn't care less about them

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>>721603815
NIGGER SPOTTED
>KYS

>>721603448

>>721608784
thanks for the advice, that's not a bad idea

kinda reluctant to tell a therapist "yeah my stepdad raised me as his personal cockholster, but I was into it" though

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>>721603448
Outrageous!

>>721608485
plus i dont wanna be locked up in a retard house with a bunch of metal fucks, i can control wants wrong with me thats the best part...I have 100% control

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>>721597750
Stuck between 2 secrets.
>Fucked my aunt bareback on the beach
>Got gangbanged by four thug black guys in Section 8 housing for practically 3 days straight (and didn't even get AIDS)

>>721609824
How can you be alpha and such an enormous cum guzling faggot?

>>721608846
kek
poor you...how do you even remember this

>>721609452
Never cheated before in my life. This was back before we were "dating" and had just started to see each other. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

>>721609824
You're obligated by 4chans unspoken etiquette of green texting both events

>>721604520
nah bro, its straight up murder....

>>721609927
Not faulting a player, it's what they want, girls constantly cry about cheaters and men being pigs because it's what they actually want from a guy

>>721609627
Thats the thing. A lot of child molesters will convince the children that they're the ones who wanted it, or that they're in some kind of special relationship, or that they love each other like no one else can. Its common for them to raise their own victims. Its called "grooming". At this point, you might be so confused you don't know who initiated it or how you actually felt/feel about it. All we can offer is an outsiders perspective, and from the outside looking in it reads like you're too confused to know up from down at this point. Besides any therapist worth their salt will hear "i was kind of into it" and think the same thing. Its their job to understand situations like this.

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>721610053
not sure about that... I think they just generally want a guy who acts like a man, rather than a little bitch.

I wanna be forced to suck a man's cock while he looks at pictures of my exes. Moaning their names and using me like he wants to use them. I have never sucked a cock before and consider myself mostly straight. I wanna cuck myself with ex's pretty much

>>721610312
rapey time or was she into it?

>>721610312
Dont see the issue there to be honest...

>>721608847
so? not exactly a math heavy occupation.

>>721610312
Story?

>>721609926
I dont care much about it so it doesnt comes up very often. Plus deep down i liked it ;^)

>>721610053
gee i wonder why you faggots are still single

>>721610409
Its called being bisexual. faggot nigger

>>721610411
was consensual

I am attracted to girls as young as 10

>>721610629
disappointed..

>>721610530
Try to blackmail her get them greenbacks for the pain and suffering

>>721610673
Chomo...unless you are 12

>>721610673
congrats! you are normal

>>721610070
I mean yeah, I realized he "groomed" me, even at the time I knew it was a fucked up relationship. doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it though. all my biggest&best orgasms have come from riding his dick. and I've (willingly) taken more dick from him than I've given to all the girls I've been with put together. not looking forward to explaining that to a therapist, y'know?

sigh, I guess this what they call "daddy issues". thanks for giving me a chance to get it off my chest at least.

>>721597750

My penis wishes it was a vagina.

>>721610384
>>721610547
Thanks for proving my point shit stains

>>721610884
use a razor blade to fix that

ITT stories detailing WHY this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent
is still a thing.

>younger than the age of consent legally means "too young to consent to sex"
there is no "consensual" sex with a minor. its always rape. you deserve to feel like shit because you are shit and you raped a child. dont lie to yourself for comfort.

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>>721610884
YOU wish your genitals were different. Your penis does NOT have a brain, Faggot.

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>>721610880
we've all got 'em.

>>721611003
kids like rape. otherwise why did God give them the ability to be raped?

>>721611003
Factpinions and blanket statements, the way of 2017 America

>>721611138
Tru dat

>>721611003
Any underage child who's tried as an adult for murder should be allowed to have sex with an adult.

>>721597750
every one thinks im gay but actally im straight

>>721611138
Just rape a woman faggot, its way better fuckface

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>>721607599
please follow the instructions

>>721610969
As they guy with a history of balancing a rolodex girls when I am single, and maintaining a relationship now, I think I at least know a little about what women want.

>>721611274
>tried as an adult
That is a VERY rare exception to the rule.

I prefur furry porn instead of normal porn

>>721611274
Matter of fact, not only is it rare they're only tried as adults in MURDER cases. not sexual assault.

>>721597750
i like getting high and thinking about somebody with a bigger cock fucking my girlfriend.

>>721611324
I have a bullet and a gun cockjaws...If i were to an hero it'd be that way but i have a few things to do first faggot so follow your own gay ass instructions

>>721611326
>I know a little bit about what women want

When was that questioned?

>>721611186
>denial of legal facts
the way of the alt right in 2017.

I like skirts and despite my fiancee and best friend knowing, I fear to tell my parents because they would think I'm gay, despite my fiancee, and probably disown me like they did my oldest brother for about 10 years when he came out as being gay.

I had sex with my cousin, she says i knocked her up but i had a condom on and didnt cum. I heard rumor she was raped and she silently blames me for the baby she aborted. but she still sends me nudes.

>>721611644
Legal facts are not directly indicative that children are "incapable" of consenting, it's just the law in place. Laws are formed by morals and most people accept that children "are too stupid" to consent. There are no actual scientific documents and research backing this, it's all self righteous fueled assertions.

>>721608466
Been there, done that!

>>721611326
>rolodex
No wonder you're still clinging to ancient notions of dating. You're a fucking dinosaur. Probably still idolize Hugh Hefner even though hes got one foot in the grave already.
>all women care about is money and fast cars
Still think the Earths flat, you fucking ancientfag?

>>721611726
She's crazy AF, green text?

>>721611694
....How do you look in one?

Also, kilts bruh, those are manly skirts

>>721611726
greentext that shit yo, sloots crazy

>>721611865
You realize you're mixing targets, right?

Also, those ancient views will remain until girls stop feeding it

>>721611966
I think I look decent. I try. But with them kilt or skirt, doesn't matter, it's not pants.

>>721611827
Laws are not open to your interpretation at the time you commit your crimes, faguette. They're rules to follow. And the rule is, under this legally sanctioned age is TOO YOUNG to consent to sex. A child cannot fully grasp the consequences of its actions, and it cannot distinguish between its desires and those of the person molesting it. It simply doesn't have a frame of reference for what to "expect" in that scenario. This is why ALL molestation stories include the child feeling ashamed of "liking it" or "but i initiated it so its all my fault". This is why most molestation victims end up killing themselves. This confusion right here.

>the law is just self righteous fueled assertions
whew lad, we're done here. its there, in black and white. what you're allowed to do and what you're not allowed to do. basically the definition OF a law. you are a criminal if you do not OBEY the laws. meaning you're a fucking rapist if you molest anyone under the age of consent. thats how this works.
>i had to explain the legal system to you like you're 5 because you just called it "liberal factpinion"

When I was 14 and my brother was 9 I had the worst farts of my life one morning.The nite before I had eaten pork liver ,scrambled eggs and pork and beans,all leftovers .Woke up with literally the worst farts ever.
Walked by my brothers room and saw that he was face up asleep with his head rite at the edge of the bed.Carefully timing the fart I put my asshole half an inch from his open mouth, him being a mouth breather.As he inhaled I gave him a lungfull of death.As he choked and gasped I mad ea quick getaway into the hall outside his room and looked in ."Did you fart "?? he gasped. Well yes ,I told him ,I farted out here in the hall. He sreamed "SHUT THE DOOR!!!!" and I obliged shutting him in his tiny bedroom with the fart of death.
Now he is a MMA fighter who is much bigger and could kick my ass and he still does not know.

>>721612144
Its called confirmation bias, you fucking degenerate. The only women you TALK to "feed it", and they're only "feeding it" because you're interpreting everything they do to fit that pre-modeled stereotype. You pick and choose what proves your notion right, and then say "all women do it!" No. Just the sluts willing to fuck with someone like you do it. Fuck with better chicks and you'll see how fucking antiquated that notion is.

>>721605800
You want to be able to fuck pigs, have a big dick, and people enjoy sex with you

That's 2/3 normal, not bad

I stole a bassoon from my highschool and i still have it

>>721612290
Not arguing interpretation of law, stating the fact that laws aren't scientifically backed 99% of the time, they're put I to place by morals and beliefs or more often then not, self interest of the governing body.

So using " the law" as your argument that underage consent literally can never be is autism. Find a better argument.

You really struggle with comprehension don't you?

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>>721609939
Aunt story
>Aunt stays at family beach house for a week during the summer
>body like pic related and wore revealing outfits
>couldn't help but stare
>she complimented me and started getting flirty
>every night when everyone was asleep she'd come down for her "midnight snack" which was a banana and she always ate it slowly
>last night she's there she comes down and decides to watch tv with me and sits close
>I decide fuck it and start groping her thigh
>she makes no indication of noticing
>ask her to go on a beach walk and she agrees
>grab a blanket and we head to the dunes
>start making out and groping the second we hit the blanket
>tell her I don't have condoms and she says it's fine
>fuck her bareback for about 1.5 hours and cum inside her 3 times
>next morning she leaves with her daughter without saying goodbye
>never speak of it again

Gangbang story
>one of my slam pigs was a huge assed "trans man" I met online (just a butch woman)
>invites me to a DP with a black guy she knew
>we fuck the shit out of her and the black dude is actually pretty chill so we exchange info
>tells me he loves straight white guys and invites me over
>open minded so I say sure
>go and suck his cock then he lubes me up and fucks me
>cum the hardest I ever have in my life hands free in seconds
>we take a break and ask if i want to chill and drink and play video games with friends
>say sure and his friends come over
>we chill for a bit but then my friend talks about the sex we had and how I'm a good bottom bitch
>apparently theyre all DL because they wanna try and I say sure
>they take turns fucking me and then eventually all join in together
>spend long weekend chilling, drinking, playing video games, and getting gangbanged
>cum more than I any other period in my life
>never shit quite right again

>>721612488
Pleeeenty of trash t.v. to back me up on this one lol not to mention the stigma that women think men are penis driven pigs that care nothing beyond getting laid, and yet marriages still happen? Okay

>>721601405
That's hilarious. Hahaha

>>721609452
And the second part is the neckbeard in you

>>721612591
Pigs, horses, aliens, you name it and I'd fuck it. Why not if I can produce viable, healthy off spring? Fuck it

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>>721597750
>blew $30k going to strip clubs and fucking bitches in the VIP and in hotel rooms over the past six months

>wife doesn't know but get super wet when I tell her to imagine licking her girl friends' ass holes while they're sitting on her face while I fuck her

When I was 15 I had sex with my 13 and 8 year old cousins, at different times.8 year old in the early morning from 6 to 8 and 13 year old one at passed midnight from 1 to 3. It was the greatest moment of my life and I really miss seeing them

>>721612896
Nice, thanks for sharing. All my aunt's are nasty fucks, I'd never consider it, even makes my cock wilt at the thought.

>>721601227
Don't be like that guy
Keep the Secret

>>721612966
It's amazing how little people can accept reality, even anonymously. Also, projecting, a neck beard would be defending "went" against me... Kind of like you are...

>>721612998
Haha dude you can't be legit

>>721613427
"Women"

Godamn autocorrect sucks

If sex addiction is real, I'm pretty sure I have it. I have fapped to the filthiest, most degenerate thoughts in my head. Like a huge list of them. If people could see the shit in my head, I would be disowned by everyone I know

>>721613040
You blew $30,000 and your wife didnt notice...Is she just naturally dumb or are you a richfag

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>tfw no secrets worth mentioning

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spam it with pics and memes

https://discord.gg/n9dey3Y

>>721602255
this feels like old 4chan again :')

>>721613526
We have separate bank accounts.

>>721605239
Would you cum in her? Let her live and grow your seed inside her

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>>721602058
haha yes! Tell me exactly where you live op haha!

>>721605035

same bro

>>721607273
>but feel like I can't take my "straight dudebro" mask off

you can be gay and still have that till you find yourself. the first step is knowing what you want and going for it. if youre into both, cool bruh - do it

if youre not gonna enjoy what you want now, youll regret it when you cant get it

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>>721604033
lmao how'd you get the needle

>>721613502
I have an impregnation and domination fetish, and while I'm not going to "just fuck anything with a hole", I do see an occasional animal that just.. does something for me, most of the time though they don't do anything for me at all. Idk, my brain is fucked but I don't really care.

>>721613770
Fuck yes, I hope the bitch doesnt abort it aswell, Id make sure she is untouchable after

>>721613726
So you blew your own money, You are fucked and rich so i guess it doesnt matter

I have a diaper fetish, which is pretty weird even for /b/ standards.