>>721575195
>>721575358
Did he died?
Could any of you degenerates explain what you get out of rekt threads? Is it a fetishistic thing or sadism or do you just find them funny? I've seen anons say that they're desensitising themselves for the future but I don't quite get that.
>>721577463
Holy shit I think this guy may have died
>>721579529
Might start with asking yourself what personal degenerate part of you that compelled you to click on this thread in the first place anon...
>>721579465
not very motherly of her to completely ditch the child instead of trying to shield him or grab him
>>721579529
what else? pleasure and satisfaction? Some like apples and some bananas, some like seeing people getting rekt and some like seeing people getting saved etc. I love them both. I dislike cruelty to cats, but to people its awesome
>>721579570
Nah, he was still moving. I think he's going to be ok!
>>721579465
that baby lucked out
>>721579570
Doubt it. You can see him move a little when the bullet goes through his skull 8 seconds into the video.
>>721579465
is that blood on the floor after the car backs out?
>>721580512
>fingers.webm
looks like wine
>>721578764
gonna need to know what happened
>>721579465
>not keeping the car where it was and going around the other side to pick up the child
I need the webm of the chinese guy who get his hand stuck into an elevator please
>>721580231
Babies and young kids are stretchy as fuck and usually wrap around things instead of resisting. The kid probably got some scrapes and bruises but was saved by the fact that he rolled around the tire and didnt just eat rubber.
>>721581021
>asian drivers
Same lame as fucking bullshit. No new material just constant repost of the same borish shit. There is reason rekt no longer disturbs us, it's cause we have all seen the same shit over and over and over and over.......
>>721582214
and not a shit was given...
>>721579529
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.
The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.
Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.
On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.
>>721582476
I like how you justify your morbid curiosity anon.
>>721582476
Holy shit.
>>721578764
Trump's America
>>721579465
Remember to always vigorously pick up someone who had a car crash on top of them. Agitating the spine will increase chances of recovery.
>>721575195
>>721583109
Dr: "what brings you here today?"
Me: "I had a car crash on top of me"
>>721583066
The robber would have gotten away in Hillary's America.
>>721581495
How's about you go make something new yourself you cock mong. Ain't anyone complaining but you
>>721575358
background story on this?
>>721582476
These beautiful and decorative copypastas are hand-crafted from crushed and powdered words bound up with only the finest pasta. Every copypasta is completely hand made, from the basic raw materials through to the finished product every process is carried out by hand. The only exception is a cleaning and polishing process in which the copypasta is put through special machines. Even these machines have been developed for particular use in the preparation of the copypasta, for, although the copypasta is quite durable, fine details such as noses, horses ear's, swords, daggers and flag staffs could be snapped off if treated too roughly.
>>721582476
Beautifully explained anon.
>>721584727
I whole-heartedly agree, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment. For all intents and purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a dime-a-dozen, true virtues are a blessing in disguise. We often put our false morality on a pedastal like a bunch of prima donnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granted. So I ask of you to muster up all the strength you can because it is a dog eat dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge chip on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw in everything but the kitchen sink, and even though you are having a field day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sixth sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blind eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero tolerance when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around goes around, and when supply and demand fails, you will be the first to go. Mark my words, when you get down to brass tacks, it doesn't take rocket science to kill two birds with one stone. It's clear who wears the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through trial and error but I swear on my mother's maiden name that when you put the pedal to the metal you will pass with flying colours like it's a piece of cake.
>>721584565
How about you shut the fuck up you retarded shit stain. These threads suck and you suck. Goddam fucking 12 year old trying to be edgy. Do the world a favor and KYS. Post it here so there's fresh content.
>>721585308
Oh so that's funny to you? Is that it you fucking pathetic faggot? Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.
>well..
>>721585602
Holy fuck I can't even finish the entire thing
>>721582476
Bravo.
>>721585602
Fuck you. MODS!
>>721585602
brutal
>>721585441
The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it?
>>721585324
>12 year olds being edgy
>KYS. Post it here so there's fresh content.
pick one
>>721585859
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.
>>721579529
Its kind of interesting
Rekt.
>>721585823
Some one explain wtf is going on here? Why is there a story I must know!
>>721585823
What the fuck?
>>721586353
>>721585823
It's a girl bungee jumping after winning a charity contest for the disabled. The cord didn't snap or anything so unfortunately she's still o.k.
>>721586353
Darwninists getting rid of inferior breeding stock.
>>721575195
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny copypasta" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this rekt thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a rekt thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with copypasta.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any rekt thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the copypasta. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting copypasta. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level shit day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating rekt threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every rekt is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this copypasta shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>721586574
>so unfortunately she's still o.k.
Watch out lads we've got an edgy fucker here.
>>721586593
lel
>>721575195
Does anyone have the vid where a car (driver's POV) drives around a town, randomly striking other autos from behind and hitting pedestrians?
And his window wipers are on?
>>721586687
The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
>>721583659
>>721585602
cans dot dispense that way, candy does
>>721587195
cans dot do is. candy isnt no
>>721585823
Is there a story to this one?
>>721587440
you u got me m8
>>721587363
Yes
>>721587440
Hey,this is a rekt thread,not a place to pull your sick thoughts and sick content you fuckin sociopath
>>721583066
Correct.
Trump's America: Civilian is shot and civilian shoots the shooter.
Hilary's America: Civilian is shot and civilian shoots the shooter.
Having an ape as president changes nothing you fucking goon
>>721583659
Why did they change it?
>>721575195
>>721588002
WTF IS THIS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZlYzMehohQ
>>721587440
Dude, I was in Cleveland when the UH rescue chopper crashed. Two schoolmates of mine died in there, among the 7 others.
You want to post dumb people getting rekt and gore and murder and shit, fine, but don't put American heroes up for your own sick perversions.
>>721586923
Story?
>>721588160
What did he steal?
>>721575195
I've been here for like 8 years and I still don't understand why people like watching gore shit..
>>721588377
That's some top-notch camera work
>>721587902
oh shit, it bit his balls off
>>721579529
How to avoid dying - for dummies.
>>721588427
A webm, click on it mate
>>721588664
I bet they NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can they think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.
I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK
Never coming back to this website AGAIN
>>721585602
my next slideshow to my patients is right here. Thanks anon
>inb4 what kinds of patients
Im a group therapist who specializes in getting socially axieous persons into a more socially comfortable atmosphere.
>>721588850
they're ruining his afterglow
>>721588861
ikr. why even bother saving it
>>721588422
>filename
>>721588543
most bad ass creature on earth. i was hoping that lion would get him
>>721588230
he pissed his pants
>>721588563
Gloves.
>>721588291
Damn that's horrible. Women are stupid though
>>721589409
kek
>>721578764
>>721580900
>>721584032
Looks like one swampnigger went to confront another swampnigger at a grocery store to continue previous dispute, and briefly into the continuing argument, deciding the proper counterargument was to shoot the swampnigger 3 times in the center of mass and walk away. However, the wounds were not incapacitating, and as he walked away, the other swampnigger took out his open-carry (which apparently the aforementioned swampnigger did not think to notice) and shot him back.
Which just goes to show you to those who EDC a firearm: if you're ever in an argument, no matter how small, with someone you suspect may also have a firearm, always shoot them early, often, and lethally the second it gets at all heated. Doesn't matter if it's over a parking space or a presidential Cabinet pick.
>>721589409
yeah thats what happens when you die lol
>>721588422
wht the fuck
>>721589765
how do you know? Did you die?
>>721588605
>>721588731
story on these!?
>>721588422
I'll say to you madam what I say to them all;
Tits Or Get The Fuck Out.
No excuses, no exceptions, no sick bags.
>>721577463
If your going to shoot some one that many times why not make it count and have them feel it
>>721588605
Story?
>>721578180
critical hit.webm
>>721588801
Yup. That's brutal.
>>721581495
i agree i have seen these fucking videos millions of times here already
>>721590059
filename should be "MINECRAFT"
>>721588422
Why doesn't she just kill herself fuck how can anybody live like that?
>>721590030
kek
>>721589136
Are you also a vegan?
>>721589704
Clearly the only solution to this is fewer restrictions on guns in cities and more people with concealed carry.
>>721586728
He might need an aspirin.
>>721589409
Id personally be more concerned about the bullet hole in his neck
what the fuck is up with the slow ass loading times. god damn
>>721588291
"oh shit i better slow down theres a person"
"nvm, just a sand nigger"
>>721577463
Is he OK?
>>721587902
Kek'd when they dropped him at the end
>>721588160
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, YOU DIDNT EVEN GET IT OFF ALL OF THE WAY!"
>>721590115
obviously, he is mining for brain tissue, thats harder to find than diamond, atleast in those parts of the world.
>>721590416
if by OK you mean dead
then yes he is OK
>>721588112
Wtf did the guy shoot himself?
>>721590018
Bitch owed someone money and she was saying gibberish in Portuguese but her tone wasnt to the liking of the dude with the gun.
>>721588850
worst position to die
>>721590830
did you not read the filename?
The question you should be asking is "why didnt he shoot himself in the head instead?"
>>721588605
Oh hell yes. Anyone else got anything involving a woman getting maimed/killed?
>>721580166
>>721591110
Ah didn't notice the filename my bad.
>>721588422
>why muslims wear a hijab
>>721586923
More like Obamacare's Death Panels.
>inb4 there are no death panels
Next you'll say Obamacare wasn't written by the insurance companies...
>>721587152
drove over a banana peel
>>721586728
he died from eternal bleeding
>>721588002
>just hold it over the trash bin, mate. We'll squirt some raid on the cunts.
>>721581495
Complaining about reposts on /b/. Jesus. "pics you shouldn't share", "trap thread", "ylyl", "creep thread"...shit on constant rotation. Same content over and over.
>>721589927
>>721590018
>>721591219
This isn't even the worst of them.
Basically, some chick couldn't pay her drug debts so they killed her. I'm assuming.
A.) Brazil
Or
B.) Mexico.
You guys should see the one where they cut the girls head off while she screams...over a drug debt. They do NOT fuck around in Mexico.
>>721588489
Muh country, muh feelings
Cry more faggot lolol your tears are delicious
>>721587902
look at all those left over shoes at the end. TOP FUCKING KEK sand niggers.
>>721590830
Looked like the person with the gun shot themself in the heart on purpose, but the instructor was in the line of fire when the bullet went through the person shooting.
>>721585823
Why the fuck wold they throw the chair?
>>721591872
>>721591745
In the US if you can't pay your drug debts they just enslave you and only kill you if you steal while a slave.
>>721591745
Can you post it? I need a good fap.
>>721579742
>>721580065
>>721586213
>>721588989
y'all niggas just got b-b-b-baited
>>721592497
>>721586709
You're in a fucking rekt thread. How little self-awareness can you have?
Sports rekt!
>>721586709
shut up you fucking faggot, I'm 21 and have a job, have been posting on this chan for 2 years, and have sex regularly, don't fucking call me edgy. I'm going to take thirty fucking Kershaw kerambit knifes and furiously stab you until your screams of pain are reduced to gurgles and then in your death throws find the biggest knife wound and fuck it until I orgasm, using the blood as lube, and I hope all of you other liberal retards get cancer and in your final days bleed out in a car crash so I can jack off to the images just like I did where the Starship Troopers where Diz gets ripped apart and chokes to death on her blood, you'd better fucking run before my penis is covered in your blood, and be a lesson to all of these faggots who think the fallacy of calling me edgy is a legitimate tactic for arguments
NIGRA REKT
>>721589069
That's what I used to tell myself... See you in a few months anon
HOUSE REKT
>>721588291
Maybe she would have seen better if she didn't have the towel on her head
>>721592887
Kek
UNDERWEAR REKT
>>721575195
Islam, the religion of pieces.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND rekt!!!!!!!
>>721585602
>the dvd and the gas one
GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY MOOOOOOOVE IT also i'm white
>>721580166
I can fap to this
>>721590675
The guy beating the faggot had a raging boner lmao!
>>721586574
>she's still o.k.
she may never walk again though
>>721592887
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>>721575195
JUST RELAX. WATCH SOME SEINFELD, AND START COLLECTING HUBCAPS
>>721575358
>bombalama
>>721588981
They slayed a fucking giant in their village. Holyshit that's a bigass head.
>>721587363
you bet
lulz
>>721593293
JUST RELAX. WATCH SOME SEINFELD, AND START COLLECTING HUBCAPS
>>721591872
>being this retarded
>>721592887
Edgy teen is edgy
>>721592805
Slenderman: The Early Years
>>721592805
That thing ain't human. Most convincing video of aliums I've ever seen.
>>721592965
Based grandpa
>>721592745
What can I say? It's my fetish.
>>721588112
wrong file name
two for one.webm
>>721577463
Just watching this and thing I could do this to somebody and not really care
>>721593615
Baby the chillest in the room.
>>721579529
adults with the mentality of a prepubescent boy (and actual prepubescent boys) pretending to be edgy psychopaths online. however, as soon as a nigger shows up doing something, they break out into a sperg rage, revealing themselves to instead have autism
>>721591422
there were no death panels and you have no evidence to prove otherwise feggit
>>721583066
Niggers in Trump's America? Did you even vote? Only respectable men and women regardless of color live in the glorious land of Trumpland!
>>721592805
guess who became a professional! thats right #16!
>>721590830
he was black
>>721575195
you might like this
protesters getting hit/run over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrqxVwc3vGY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZsYhSb66YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Nyoev0JgM
>>721591867
I like how we pretend these countries are civilized
>>721592805
So Obi Wan did fuck one of the cloners
>>721588427
Some sort of necrosis right? (Not medfag)
>>721593824
MY GOD. looking at that hole at the end makes me feel ill
THEY DONT
First of all, what were they doing in the middle of the street like that? I mean nothing good comes out of kneeling in the street like that. Second of all, that old gook lady comes out of no where
>>721594060
But... what of me?
VR REKT'D
>>721593776
Wow,we found the edgy boy
>>721588112
What a fuck up
>>721588605
a nigger did it. obviously.
>>721593069
Kekt
>>721593978
this is why you should switch to the other side of the road when you see niggers.