I translate shit into English from a language spoken by only about two million people...
lol, it's funny... cause you're unemployed!
I'm a food taste tester.
Living the life!
I... I'm not even entirely sure. I guess I'd either inform criminals about how to get past company's security, or I help criminals proof their operations against intrusion by the police.
I murder people after torturing them.
I dismantle electrical equipment and replace working parts with failed parts like burnt fuses and capacitors, short-circuited coils and wiring, faulty switches and I/O modules, burnt bulbs, etc. I then leave the equipment de-energized and walk away.
Destroy customer's windshields/windows and tell them their life does indeed suck, and that their accident isn't my problem, and that they should fucking kill themselves.
I leave stone tablets with news and entertainment. I rip out wireing aswell. fuck everyone
Is that the opposite?... Do you have one, or?... You know what, forget it. Who the fuck cares....
I'd be laying in a hospital bed slowly dying while I hope and pray someone, anyone, would come and see me...day after day would be filled with pain and confusion and the suffocating sense of a life coming to it's end. Opposite day would suck.
I run a truck that cools water down and sucks it out of oil wells, causing wax to form and gumming them up.
I do some sort of job that involves sitting by myself, talking to nobody, not writing, and nothing that involves math, financial systems, or information systems. I think I'm a painter or sculptor, or some other nonsense such as this. Ah abstract painter.
>I take the concrete and compose things in an orderly fashion according to an exact formula with no room for deviation.
You see this is why a designer should never go to site... it would hurt their soul too much
Still sounds like fun i was just listening to the 352 special operations wing doing some exercises around the north Norfolk coast ( England ) Google planeplotter to find out how we track them
>Go to college full time
I guess I get progressively dumber?
I guess I'm a teacher now?
Almost went into short range, but stuff happened and I didn't, they're actually trying to phase out that mos.
But I'm supposed to crosstrain too, so I do some IT, networking, basic electronic shit too.
I make systems as vulnerable as possible to make sure as many hackers and criminals can get hold of companies private information as possible. Of course, I also love my co-workers who always ask for tech-support.
>I put chemicals in strategic locations so the most number of people get infected
I'm a goddamn super villain
The shortwave is almost over the reach flights are thin on the ground these days and the RAF using ascot callsigns are also disappearing iits old tech and the latest stuff doesn't even have it fitted
I take modern, CMS-based, social media integrated and well optimized websites from clients and turn them into static pages with wacky backgrounds, comics sans font and marquees all over.
I create animals by grafting steaks together.
I help Satan consume the souls of the innocent.
I don't really care as long as I get paid. Wordpress is the hype for the last few years, probably got a few more to go. If this is what clients want, this is what I give them.
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I found electrical installations that are working and make shit out of them, so nobody can ever fix it.
“It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.” Mark 2:17
I carefully unpack pallets of kiwifruit and remove them from their boxes before driving them to the orchard and placing them back on the vine.
Then I monitor them as they shrink into nothing.
I go around the world and put seemingly useless things together so it becomes something useful.Then that thing gets bought for a bargain from regular people whose lives are now better.
I am a trader, I move money around and create nothing, but more money for me.
I come round to your house and break your pipes and make your taps leak. Occasionally I will block your toilet by jamming a massive shit wrapped in toilet paper down the pan.
Often I will come around and wreck your boiler so that you can enjoy cold water.