Share yours. Post some original shit.

When I was 15 I persuaded my 10 year old brother to jerk me off.

>>721559285
I haven't been feeling as dandy the past few months, as well as years.
I haven't been sleeping well the past few weeks, as well as months.
I redesigned a new piece of equipment, and started working on making it.
I also spent some time with a new musical composition.
I slept late, less than an hour late, but that was enough, and upon awakening, I didn't feel that bad. I was awakened earlier than usual, but despite that, still felt not too bad.
I canceled my responsibilities for the day, and thought that I may require some more sleep, but did not feel very tired.

Correlation is not causation; so, perhaps, I should study into this a bit more, in order to help myself.

>>721559285
9 year old cousin rode my dick a few nights ago. We were clothed though, no naked sex involved. She asked if I liked how it felt, and I said yea it's amazing. So I then told her to touch my hard dick (albeit clothed) and she smiled and giggled. Goddamn irl lolis be so sexually curious, so tempting...

>>721559653
Details?

My gf is shy.
All I can think about is sharing her and cover her face of cum.

TFW it'll never happen

My wife fucked my car

It would be nice if for once I wasn't the one who was more interested. If I was the one being pursued. If I wasn't the one making all the moves. Really makes a girl feel bad.

>>721559285
My station wagon floingered me me in the back of my mom's uncle

>>721559869
god dammit, I woke you up sunday morning, I'm just not a night person

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I have had full sex with my 23 year old daughter about a year ago

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

I skimmed $3,000 working at a food stand one summer

I'm the retarded social phobia wizard in harry potter that Rowling forgot to mention.

I rode the short train to Hogwarts.

>>721559869
I have exactly the reverse problem

I just pissed in my mouth while wearing my daughters panties. I have never cum so hard. First time I've ever done this

>>721559999
g e t g o t

I insulted my already depressed girlfriend to make her cut herself. I watched it and jerked off to that. Best climax ever.

>>721559285
>>721559285

>be me
>24
>living at paid apartment
>from rich parents
>they think I'm poor and just some dumb college dropout failure and all I do is make websites every now and then for people
>they don't realize I make around $30k a month
>haven't told anyone
>only my lawyer and my cpa know, both of which signed strict NDA's.
>just collecting money at this point

About two years ago
>Went into a Family Dollar to buy some dog food.
>Walked up to the checkout, which had a display for candy and shit below.
>Happen to notice something
>A big wad of rolled up cash in the M&M's.
>I grabbed it, clerk didn't notice.
>I was about to tell her, but figured she'd just take it for herself.
>Go out to car and count it.
>$466.
>Can't decide what to do with it. Take it to the police department? Advertise online in a lost and found section?
>Two days later a friend reposts on Facebook that some woman lost a shitload of cash at Family Dollar, all she had in the world, desperate to find it.
>Click on it. Woman is a fucking bitch who used to work in the same place as me. Always shit talking about other people to make herself look good.
>She finally got fired for stirring up shit at work.
>Unemployed now.
>Went back to Family Dollar. No cameras in the place that would have seen me.
>Went to the bank the next day, deposited 400 of it, put the rest in my wallet.
>Fuck her.

I like to post nudes of my wife on /b/. I've even made pictures where I've changed the filename to look like a 4chan image number so I can post her in "Pics you've saved and want more of" threads to see if anyone else has saved her

>>721559999
???

>>721560116
Fucking sucks doesn't it. At 1st he was all hot and heavy with how much hed reply and saying sweet things. Now it's way less but every time I start to back off they say something to get me hooked again.

>>721560459

post a closeup of her pussy to prove your story is true

it'll be my secret

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There is a guy at my work who is stealing parts and i am the only person who knows

>>721560694
>Fucking sucks doesn't it.
I wouldn't go that far. She's nearly always up for it when I make a move, we've done all sorts of kinky shit and have fantasised abot some pretty dark stuff.

It'd just be nice if she made a move on me a little more often and tried to persuade me - not that I take much persuasion.

Tricked last gf into taking an abortion, then dumped her.
Wife doesnt know. She also doesnt know about that time a weekend after we started going stedy when i tumbled drunk into my x's room for some fucking.
In my defence x was a hag (but good at sex) and this was the first time i was supposed to be in a monogamous relationship. I simply lacked training in not fucking.

>>721559285
I'm addicted to sex
I'm married and I love my wife, we have sex everyday at least once unless she's on her period (after 3 years of marriage and after being parents of a beautiful girl)
And I also cheat my wife once or twice a week with different women, to avoid trouble I started hiring escorts (they will never call me, or stalk her on facebook or whatever)

I have a fucking addiction

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i broke into my friend's sandwich trailer and took a huge liquid dump in the middle of the floor - On visiting him the next day i watched as he and another lad tried to clean the mess up - all retching. I don't know why i did it.

>>721560843
Only in "pics you've saved" threads. You'll have to guess which one I am - I'm not having you out me when I'm having fun and collecting (You)s

>>721559855
Inside or outside?

>>721559431
So, last year?

>>721561086
The car was outside, she was inside the car

>>721560958
We have fooled around as well. Not as much as I'd like and always initiated by me. Once I make the move he seems really interested.

>>721559285
I somehow barely react to recreational drugs

When I was 13 y/o I cyberbullied my ex into slitting her wrists while at a party and framed this guy who was at the party. She died from blood loss. I'm 20 now and still have not been caught or heard of that guy since.

>>721561038
I feel you. I just fucked my wife this morning and I've been online looking for a hookup while I'm out of town later this week. I fuck a random girl and often couples on almost every business trip. I love my wife, but I can't stop

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She was my flatmate years ago. I found a rabbit vibrator in her bedroom and I fucked my ass with it

>>721561156
Try talking to him - perhaps he's concerned that you might not be interested when he is - he clearly knows you are when you make the moves. Or he could have a lower libido than you. Or it could be it turns him on to be pursued, but doesn't realise you'd like to be pursued too.

Communication is king

>>721559285


>be me
>was 27 at the time, was living in MD
>now 31, live elsewhere now
>was fishing in chesapeake bay
>was alone
>am foreveralone
>whatever
>fishing most of the day since morning
>mid afternoon, hook something heavy af
>not fighting, can pull it in, but wtf is it?
>finally big plastic bag with rope around it comes to edge of boat
>wtf?
>bag partially torn open
>horysheetbatman, mucho cash inside
>start looking around like a manaic
>closest boat has to be at least 1/4 mile away
>pull bag full of money into boat
>cut bag open
>holy shit it really is full of cash
>loads of it
>heart racing
>break down cash and stuff into my two coolers
>take boat back to marina
>load boat
>drive home
>sweating like a 15 yr old virgin in a whorehouse
>get home
>count money
>holy shit, i just found $500K
>quit job next day
>living large ever since
>still have more than $300K left
>still sweating bullets
>rarely leave house anymore
>but still all dat cash

>>721561038
You don't love your wife; you love subjugating women

>>721560325
nobody believes you

>>721561454
I honestly think he's just not that interested. He'd fuck me if convenient but I'd have to put in all the leg work. The planing and figuring out when we could. but I want sex and cuddles.

when i am feeling down or need a good laugh, i watch the election night coverage again and laugh at the liberal left melting down.

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Shared my secret with /b/ today, been called a faggot.
Finally got this off my chest

>>721561651
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1001508/

>>721561807
Fuck you, Trump cuck

>>721562050
lol go burn a Starbucks faget

>>721562042
Yeah I know. Going to fuck him at least once though. I better at least

>>721561612

Then don't.

>>721562050
aaawwww poor little baby still crying.....

One time I went on a walk with a girl and she lied down in the grass and said 'cover me in grass' so I obliged by ripping up grass and setting it aside while I jerked off to her perky little butt

>>721562050
dont you have someone to spit on or sucker punch that doesnt agree with you

>>721562174
could fuck me

>I was 16 (three years ago)
>there was some weird guy at my school, very shy and into anime. I'm sure he lurked /a/
>I hated him, dunno why
>he was in love with a pretty average girl of our class. That kind of dumb, shy love some weeabo shitlords can develop
>so I asked out the girl. I'm not handsome, but above average
>we started dating and I really enjoyed kissing her and being really affectionate everytime the otaku retard was close and could see us
>he was really sad, everyday he looked worse and worse
>one day I was really bored, so I started talking with the retard and told him in detail how I fucked the girl he loved
>I told him how I took her virginity, my cock was diamonds, the retard's suffering make me hard
>he was crying and I'm sure he didn't tell anyone
>then he tried to commit suicide, he failed because he was fucking useless and I had to hide my smile when a friend told me
>he used to be my friend when we were kids. But I can't remember why I started hating him

>>721562354
Except he is what's got me sexually frustrated right now.

I'm currently living in exile with my aunt and uncle because my parents disowned me after catching me and my sister messing around.

>>721562439
I'm sexually frustrated

I'm a Latino from NY who secretly loves country music and votes republican

I was at a friends house watching football a few years back. He drank way to much and passed out cold on his couch. I fucked his wife on the living room rug literally right in front of his face. It was very quiet, very intense and fucking AWESOME!

>>721562622
He's the itch I need to scratch though

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>>721559285
I wish the Nazis had won WWII, but I can't say it in front of anyone really, since my fellow Americans are all thoroughly brainwashed into controllable sheep for the Jewish banks that rule us. I don't think the Holocaust is real. I have to bite my tongue when people say shit like I heard yesterday: "Germans are genocidal maniacs."
>Germans allowed the British army to escape at Dunkirk when they could have massacred them
>Germans had Jews in internment camps because Jews had risen up and tried to overthrow Germany in a Communist uprising between WWI and WWII
>Germans could have killed all the Jews they captured if they had wanted to, but didn't
>Germans could have slaughtered countless Soviet soldiers in the initial offensive against the USSR, but they tried to take them prisoner without sufficient means to do so which ended up allowing many Russians to escape
>We are all enslaved under an immoral and anti-Christ Jewish banking cartel and under Zionism, because of the outcome of the war and the failure of Hitler

>>721561593
>subjugating
why?

I mean, I can understand the part of "you don't love your wife", but subjugating?

I try to be a good husband a good father and I think love is not as easy as the movies show. Emotionally my marriage is perfect, she is happy and I'm also happy, but there is that dark worm eroding my mind, it's a perverse idea of making me desire other women, more women, diversity

I enjoy making love to my wife, with the other women I enjoy sex but I prefer the thrill of a new, private encounter, casual sex

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About 5 years ago i went through a breakup, and whilst going through it i had to move somewhere and settled on a room in a house, owned by a grumpy old cunt. Evry morning when i took a shower, i did a massive horrible shit whilst showering and poked it down the plughole with my big toe. I don't know why i did it.

>>721562236
No. It appears Trump is the one crying. Stupid little bitch sits in the White House alone at night while someone else fucks his wife. Just sitting around in his robe watching TV. What a fucking cuck, just like his voters.

>>721562781
I have thought the same while watching Man in the High Castle. How glorious would it be to live in a world of German domination

>>721562570
Do your aunt and uncle know what's up?

>>721563116
They do and also frown upon me. My uncle isn't too hard in me but my aunt treats me like some guest now. BS I say, plenty of sibling mess around and don't deal with what Im dealing with

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>>721559285

>>721563325
Damn that sucks man. I got caught fingering my sister and my mom just lectured us a little and that was it. Is your family super religious?

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>>721560007

>>721561593
Who doesnt? ;)

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>>721563535

>>721559285
>at work
>about a month ago spot a laptop
>no cameras
>leave, decide to hide it in a close by area, so if someone finds it it was just misplaced
>week and a half goes by
>check on it
>still hidden, lets check it out
>guy sitting in corner, farting around on his phone
>make small talk and leave
>happened fucking twice, i'm slipping, my face has been seen
>turns out hes a project manager
>obviously his laptop, but he seemed fine with not being able to find it
>prob can buy another
>go back later in the week at closing hours
>hes gone
>pack it up and take it out
>don't touch it for a month
>wipe and reinstalled os

>nice laptop mate

>>721563535
No they're not. And you're lucky anon. My mom walker in on my sister giving me a bj. My dad came home early that day just to beat me. Got the silent treatment for a week now then told to pack up and that I'm dead to them

>>721563787
what about your sister is she dead to them also?

>>721563325
But you got caught dipshit. That was your mistake, right there.

I hide and sleep 80% of every day at work for the last year and a half.

Goddamn I love my job.

i have CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

>>721563881
Idk, I haven't heard from them since November
>>721563991
That's my biggest regret in life, not locking my door that day

>>721564048
Go see a doctor tomorrow.
Tomorrow is the day anon. I mean, what the fuck were you going to spend the day on anyway?

just went on my first panty raid last weekend at my sister-in-law's. found a yellow lace thong and a pill/bullet vibrator. wore the thong, switched the vibe and wrapped it around my dick. hard ejaculation.

>>721564130
19* not 29.

>>721560325
Can I borrow some money??

>>721564211
Remember to not get caught.

>>721563787
Man, that blows. Were you and your sister really close? Do you have a way to keep in touch?

My sister and I were always really close so I don't think it was a huge shock to our mom, but we told her that our fooling around was limited to just touching, which was true. We never went beyond fingering/handjobs.

>>721564388
Not yet anyway.

>>721564281
"borrow"

>>721564439
This was 18 years ago.

>>721564388
Been trying to contact her. Yeah we were clone. I'm older so I've always been protective of her and we bonded a lot. Just seemed natural and ok with what we were doing

>>721562394
fuck you

>>721564528
:(

>>721564281
Post your Paypal and hope.

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>>721562394
Doing God's work anon against those weebo faggot. You earned this

I take Tramadol for my depression.

>>721564584
Yeah, it was always pretty natural to us. We were worried about pregnancy risk, so sex want an option and we worried if we did oral, we'd cross that line to sex more easily.

But a hand job feels way better than jerking off yourself and it was even hotter that it was my sister, so I wasn't about to me up a good thing by pushing it. We did it basically every day.

I hope you can contact her soon. How old are you two?

>>721564747
I love tramadol. I can fuck forever on that stuff.

>>721564906
I love how its speedy at first then mellows out to a nice opiate buzz on even 100mg

I'm married and have kids, but for the last year me and my best friend have gotten steadily closer to the point where I want things to go further but don't know how to approach it, they definitely feel the same way

>>721564653
Are you him?

>>721565057
Both dudes?

>>721564906
sounds good to me. how do i get some?

>>721564826
I'm glad our parents didn't walk the two times we were being intitmate. I'm 19 and she's 16. After the second time we decide to keep it to foreplay and oral. Sucks not being able to see her or my parents. Feels shitty not being wanted anon

>>721565087
Nope.

I caught my wife blowing her brother at Christmastime. I don't know what's going on. They've always been a close family but I pressed her about it and it turns out they used to mess around as teens. They were both drunk and she's trying to convince me that that's all it was but I just don't fucking know. I don't know how to proceed.

>>721565057
for it's worth to know, i'm married with kids as well and i want to suck my friend's dick so freaking bad! i have no interest in having a "relationship" with him though. just want to try sucking dick and if like it then i'd become his friend with benefits. :)

>>721565475
femanon or faggot

>>721560414

Sounds like karma to me

>>721565283
If you live in the US
It was way easy to get before they scheduled it in 2014?
but its still the easiest opiate to get for pain

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>>721559285
>fat virgin loser.
>had what I considered a perfect gf, though she was a tumblrite.
>I left her due to depression. Crippled my life for about a year and a half. During my darkest days I reach out to her.
>think I'm gonna kill myself, scramble to get in contact with her. Want her to make everything okay. She ignores me. Cold as ice.
>become a bit obsessed, I just want her back. Feel sorry for myself constantly.

>ff to this week. Finally find her tumblr. Can finally get in contact again, see how her life is, make everything right.
>knew she was fucked but her page reveals her how fucking vile she is.
>Doing the whole "trying out new name thing", "pan sexual", "poly", into vore. Taking "a break" from college.
>fucking dawns on me the two people in her life are probably her two fuck bois. Both of them are also in the sjw shithole.

>something fucking snaps.
>she isn't a goddess. She isn't the girl who placed on that pedestal. She's some fucking degerate.

I'm fucking going to become more than she ever was. She had a perfect fucking life, perfect opportunities and she threw them away. She's a fucking degerate who I praised.

I'm going to find my redemption.

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>>721565635
Orrrrr, hear me out anon, you can always an hero and do us all here a favor

>>721565320
Yeah I can't even imagine being separated from my sister, especially back then. I feel for you, anon.

I've posted my face before in one of those tribute threads cause I was curious.
Some guy came all over the picture and I found it really hot.

>>721559285

My dad has been in & out of mental institutions for decades. I completely cut him out of my life 8 years ago. He has never met his grandchildren.

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>>721566035

>>721565475

I would back out of this if you're financially secure.

>>721565865
Been thinking of running away from here. I been saving up some money from helping my uncle at his shop. May not make it back home but if my life is over I rather start over on my terms than rot here in this shithole

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>>721565849
No u.

I'm gonna become better than her. And I'm gonna be doing me better than you doing you.

>>721566035

post your titties

>>721566136
We just got married last year, I bought a house the year before, and I work for a company that has a lot of uncertainly around it because Trump likes to tweet about it. There's absolutely no financial security or certainty.

>>721566211
>is
Think sis would go with you once she's out of school?

>>721566081
>>721566227
I'm not derailing the thread. I just wanted to get that off my chest.

>>721559285
I found a bunch of texts on my mom's phone from a guy who isn't my dad. Lots of really nasty shit including talking about all the sex they'd been having.

>>721566528

had to use "chest" there....

so did you masturbate to the load on your pic?

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>>721566222
>gonna be better than you anon
>you'll see, so will she
>posting in /b/

Sure you are anon

> start seeing this attractive younger girl
> around same time discover she is set to receive a six figure sum
> stick around because her mood improves because of money
> over this time it continually degrades into psychopathy
> realize she has zero common sense and is going to blow through it all
> would buy shit, change her mind, and give it away
> burns $10-$20k a month
> I try to talk sense to her
> she insults me and threatens to end relationship
> couple of weeks of odd behaviour
> hiding her phone etc.
> *I know what's up*
> sneak a peek at her Passcode
> snoop phone while she showers
> bitch is cheating, planning to leave
> figure "fuck this retard"
> check her online banking
> retardation confirmed. Same pin as phone
> email myself enough money to max out etransfer limit
> $5,000
> text myself from her phone
> "I sent you some money for being a great bf! Xoxo"
> over the next week and a half.. Do this two more times.
> halfwit doesn't notice
> she says "Anon.. This isn't working out" claims to be going to her mothers
> a couple months later she figures it out
> I play dumb af over messenger
> go to coffee to discuss it.. "Prove it bitch."
> threatens lawyers.. Nada.
> been three years.

Basically had my credit card, car loan, and about three months of bills paid.
She was going to torch the cash anyhow, at least I could use it correctly. Also.. Cheating whore.

>>721566505
I can only hope. Right now I'm just trying to at least contact her and move outta of here

Ok here's the thing.
I'm 25. I dropped out of college 3 years ago. I glad I did it because I enjoyed my job and the only regret I had was not quitting earlier. Everything was going well and no complaints. Recently I've spent time in Japan and I got a girlfriend over there. We are doing the long distance thing for a few months now but I still haven't gone further in life.

I wanna be with my love but I can't because I don't have a university degree.. I'm not gonna ask her to come live here because she doesn't have to change her life because of my failure. Also I'm in Belgium and it's shit here. I don't know what to do in life now and I'm having a midlife midlife crisis. Going back to school would mean 3/4 years of studying which is difficult for me especially in Belgium on a mental state. Doing it in Japan is too expensive. What we do now is travel when we have time and money together but this can't go on forever. I don't know what to do about it. If I go back to work it can take months before I can get some days off to go see her and vice versa.
Also I feel like I'm throwing away my youth and am too old to be in this position because many of my age or even younger have their shit together.

Advice?

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>>721566802
Your also on /b/.

But go ahead and doubt it.

>>721566927
I'd offer to put you up if I had a room. We could share sister stories. Good luck.

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>>721566528

>>721567069
I accept I'm a /b/tard. Just pointing out how autistic you sound trying to be superior when you're also a basement dwelling ass hat like the lot of us

Car fingered me in mom's uncle

>>721566764
Multiple times lol
I just found it really flattering.

>>721559285
I helped my ex gf to get fucked by a friends dog

>>721566528
OP here. You have permission to derail thread with tits.

>>721567449
Story?

>>721559285
I was raised up believin I was somehow unique like a snowflake unique amoung snowflakes unique in each way you can see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaZGHcFTTHw

>>721566927
Give up. If you have any hope of one day sitting with your family go find you gf somewhere else. If you were only experimenting as siblings do then accept you were caught. You're not telling me this is real love and you want to settle down with your sister. Your parents over reacted sure, and you're concerned for your sis I get that but it's too soon given the position you're in. Not fair man.
Got any pics?

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>>721567306
>trying

Going. At the moment, sure I'm nothing. But I will be better.
Keep feeling bad about yourself Anon. Keep feeling like your in control.

>>721567530
Can't believe it took so long for someone to ask for pics of the sis

>>721559285
made a club penguin account and I used my own email instead of my parents

I sniffed my friend's mom panties at a party

>>721567724
You fucking animal

>>721567015
there are so many girls out there dude.
if you want to have a movie-style romantic i-will-save-you-my-princess life with this girl then do that
but dont get caught up and change your life for her man. make your own decisions

>>721566748
same except my dad with another girl

>>721567530
Im not trying to sell a love story here. I just miss my family. I haven't seen them since November. I want to apologize to my sister that we got caught and talk it out with my parents. And sorry no pics, my parents took all my electronics when they kicked me out. Had to buy new shit out here

>>721567825
i'm sorry man but i just wanted to be cool

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>>721567559

>>721560414
keep it, life is giving you a freebie.

ran a red light today

i trap in privat and do webcam shows been like this for years

>>721560414
good i would of done the same thing
if its all you have how the fuck did it end up on a candy display in a family dollar. must not of cared about it enough

>>721567925
What was the best text? Any nudes?

>>721567921
If you've not got pics I don't really care.
Greentext might get my interest

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>>721567980 (You)
Have your (you)

>>721567860

I know and you're right but she's the one man.. I honestly can't imagine being with someone else. Not even that but I really like Japan and I feel like I'm just more productive in general there. My life now is so boring.. I wake up I get breakfast and I go to my computer. Been doing this for years now (except for work). Because there's just nothing to do here I feel like I'm wasting my life.

I'm getting a TEFL certificate in march but still..

I work at an elementary school as an IT tech. Been fucking a married teacher since the beginning of the year. Been trying to end it because I think more people at work are starting to figure it out. I think her husband is clueless but he visits her at work ever now & then, I'm constantly paranoid someone will tell him. She's 10 years older than me & she's currently the only pussy I'm getting, I can't resist sucking on them milf titties though. If her husband finds out & complains to my principal, could I lose my job?

We never fuck at work, just at my apartment.

>>721567999
check'd

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>>721568214
God damn /b/ro are you making class entertaining. Keep the keks coming

>>721568214
Learn to reply

>>721568200
yes, loads

I leave the blinds open sometimes so my neighbors (older guy and teenage son) can watch my wife walk around nude, or when I fuck her etc. She has no idea and would be pissed if she found out

>>721568214
have what?

>>721561389
Fuck shit mega macaron. I used to be her moms gigolo.
>>mfw when she refuse to help her daughter pay for a new phone but buys me a sterling silver cock ring

2 secrets for ya /b/. 1st one:
>be me about 13-14ish
>go to some kind of get together. lots of family, but friends of family, too
>see super hot grill
>hard penis
>try to plan approach to grill as to not get burned
>dad introduces me
>"this is grill. she be your cousin"
>...
>Can I still fuck it?
>chose not to approach grill cuz scared of backlash if not interested
>thought about boning her every night for a couple weeks still.

I interact with her on occasion and always think "she has no idea I wanted to bone her raw for weeks."

2nd story
>me on /gif/, obv super horny
>"webms that make you wanna suck cock"
>Oh yea? Challenge accepted bitch, aint nothing gonna make me wanna suck cock
>Decent bj webms
>after many visits, slowly develop want to try it
>after a long time of bitching out I go for it
>guy never sent pics but was super chill and cool so I went with it
>he was fat, pretty hairy, and small dick
>sad face
>well he's got it out, might as well
>did what I could with his ~2-2.5 inch cock
>he keeps making me stop when he gets close to cumming
>fuck off m8 and just nut already
>I lay back and he fucks my face slowly
>he eventually cums
>heartrate>9000
>cum=notbad
>decided if I ever met a clean guy with a decent cock I'd try it out again for sure

If it wasnt for fat gross guy I might have really liked it. who knows...maybe in the future

>>721568208
I suck at these so bear with me

>be me
>close with sis
>develop intimate bond
>start with foreplay
>innocent
>hey anon can I suck it?
>sure as long as I can lick yours
>end up 69 my sister
>ff a few months back
>getting sucked
>hey anon what do you want for dinner?
>mom walks in and freaks
>drags sister out and calls dad
>dad comes home and beats me

When i was 10 we used to have macbooks in school.
My macbook adapter's cable was broken, so i had to borrow one of the faggot of the class thier adapter. I broke his adapter too. Last school day he asked me where his adapter was. I say he'll get it end of the day. Fucking ran home. Got call from school, mom picks up. She asks me if i had anything to do with his missing adapter. I shrug and said: "I dunno mom, i think the guy had it out for me on day one".
I dumped his adapter in the garbage a couple days later.

>>721568420
Post that shit, anon

>>721568434
not quite the same thing, but just sharing --- i let a friend of mine see pictures of my wife nude one time. he was totally jacked up about it! let's just say that she would be jacked about it in a bad way.

>>721559285
I want to dominate and break my friend's wife.

>>721568646
yeah Ive considered doing that too. Maybe I will

I've being stealing panties from my bf for the last 10years. I have 25 panties maybe. One day she was in the bathroom and i started masturbatibg with one dirty thong of her. She caught me and said to me that she knew i was the one stealing her thongs. She doesnt even get mad about it. Anyway that was one year ago. Havent talked about it yet

>>721561519
The players involved in those kinda deals usually go month to month. If its more than 60 days ago you can stop sweatin bro. They moved on.

I found my sister on a sugar baby website (it showed up in the history of our computer). I made a fake account posing as a wealthy guy, sent her 30 bucks as a show of goodwill. Had her facetime me while she stripped and I recorded it from my laptop. Jacked off to her masterbaiting in the room right beside mine on video for me. She doesn't know, I have about 8 videos of her and dozens of pictures. Spent 80 bucks for all of it then felt bad so deleted the account. Still have all the pics and videos. She's not even that good looking maybe 4-5/10 but it's hot cause she's my sister. She's almost the only person I've jacked off to in a year.

>>721568544
Not bad start could use some work, reads like bullet points. Good ending, left me wanting to know what happens next
Cont?

>>721568902
Post em

>>721568902
Be a /b/ro and post those pics and vids

>>721568434
does she lack eyes? Or is she incredibly retarded - to the extent that she doesn't even notice?

>>721568804
Give them back if she knows then.

>>721560134
F or M?

No you didn't.

I think i achieved every 14 yo kid's fantasy. I fucked my 23 yo spanish teacher with 2 of my buddies. She quited 3 months later because she was paranoic as fuck. Shes 30 now

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>>721566867
nice, gave me a justice boner

>>721569061
yeah not the entire blind. Just leaving the miniblinds turned so you can see in from the windows higher than our house.

I'm an autist who drives.

>>721569000
Not much happened after that. I got kicked out the house a week later

>>721569353
Please no

>>721569365
Fuck off then

>>721569397
Oh yes, I have cool jacket too. My mom made it.

I have some but most interesting is this on because is still ongoing

>be me 20
>Be in uni so out of town and in a flat with some people I know nothing of
>In a relationship with current gf, 4 years now
>In the flat there´s one gay dude, and 3 girls, one that has a boyfriend, one from Poland as a exchange in the uni ,and one with some masive milker I could not stop staring at
>get to meet em and shit, gay guy is pretty chill and we´re studying the same so we get along pretty easily, the boyfriend girl never appears in the flat cuz bf, the Poland girl is a lost cause because she´s like a little kid on a 36 y/o body that doesn´t know how to take care of herself, and then there´s big milker girl, which I start getting along with
>Shes in her hometown smh and she gives me a ride from here to there to show me the place, we get some drinks and she starts getting flirty,
>Time goes on, and time to time she comes to my room because she´s bored, sometimes says she´s lonely and wants to sleep with me,but I had a gf so I did nothing
>we ´re friends, she accepted there would not be anything and, at the end of the semester we moved along, but in before I went out, I managed to steal some of her bras and panties because I still loved those milkers

Fast forward to today

>still on uni, different one same subject
>big milker messages and says she´s near and if I want to hang out time to time to get on to date, she´s single and let me know it, so I understand she still wants me

I´m completely shocked and don´t know what to do, maybe I do it , maybe I dont
This is my first ever gf so I haven´t experienced anything with any other woman but her so I´m realy tempted

What to do

>>721569494
It could not have been that bad if you got a license right?

>>721569142
And where did you fuck her? That sounds interesting

>>721569643
In her house. She was modeling her new bikinis to us, and then she grabbed my friends hand and take him to her room

>>721569556
Can you repost this in English?

>>721568902
Man I totally get that, I sneaked peeks at my sister all the time, just cuz it being my sister made it so much hotter than if she weren't related to me. I wish I could have catfished her like you did.

>>721561519
stop spending it you fucking idiot, do you realize you could put 10% down on a 3 million dollar business that makes at least 750k profit a year

>>721568544
if you only locked the fucking door...
I swear little mistakes can ruin your entire life

>>721569643
You take turns on her or did the guys play too?

>>721559431
I did it with 13 lol

>>721569959
This was in response to this
>>721569845

I found my step father in law's online porn email account and started chatting with him. Eventually showed him naked pics of his step daughter (no face, obviously). Now I have a few vids of him jerking over her. I feel bad at family gatherings now

My mom caught me beating my meat when i was 14 and my sister caught me a week later. The funny part is that the thing happened 10 years ago. Anyway my mom caught me 3 days ago again

>>721563011
Germans were thriving under the NSDAP, now we're mostly living in poverty in the USA and I'd imagine other countries too that live under the rule of the immoral banks. It would have been a lot better my friend, a lot better, even for non-Germans I'd imagine.

>>721569142
I'm not stupid enough to believe that. What kind of degenerate worthless piece of shit whore would have sex with three teenagers. It sucks that this board is full of "trolls"

I have been living in a small town that sometimes feel like a modern day western just with tweakers and people who have a diverse criminal background. No ones a saint here. The shit people get away with here is unbelievable. People openly carry guns in their hands like it's nothing and some have gotten into shootouts they never last long as someone almost always gets shot. Some die some live. I love it, it feels like you can do whatever you want. Cops are lazy and don't have big influence. I should just start a meth business, tweaked around here don't give a fuck about the quality but as long as they're high. It's like sandy shores in gta 5. Its antisocial paradise.

>>721561519
Send me a gaming PC then richboy

>>721570029
Ibwas the younger one. Anyway any of us had a idea of what to do. I was le last smashing tho

>>721569933
I will always regret not locking that damn door

>>721569586
Who said I had a license?

>>721570192
It actually sounds great.

>>721561519
Wait a minute, how would you explain to the government where you got the money? No job and some how making money, government doesn't like that

>>721570029
And i was 14. She could easily be in jail by now

>>721570178
Plenty, apparently

>>721570274
Was it a nice BJ at least?

>>721570562
They don't know any it if it's cash

The cops of my town ocassionally come to my house to smoke pot. I fucked the only female cop of the town. These guys are fucking junkies

>>721559285
Once... I done bought a donut in a store.

Another time... I chewed some gum... very slowly.

I'm in love, not just interested or infatuated, but in love. The problem is the age difference is moderate, she has a boyfriend and now due to work it's going to be difficult to see her on a regular basis. I want to make a move, and have made my feelings all but clear through actions and words, but I know that we'll never be together. So instead we text, and may hang out more in the future, but it'll never be enough, and I feel like I may never feel the same way about another person, at least not anytime soon.

>>721570178
Im not trolling m8. Back in the time i was pretty innocent. It was a couple of years ago that i realized that shit was illegal. I was 14

>>721569858
>Be me 20
>Move out of town because collage
>New on town, know no one , have to share a flat with people I know nothing of
>We´re 5 in total, 2 dudes counting me and 3 girls
>The other dude is pretty chill and is studying at the same campus as me, so we kinda of get along quickly
>There first chick has a boyfriend and I´ve seen her in the flat maybe 5 times, no more
>Second chick is a Poland student that comes into our college in exchange, she´s pretty dumb and doesn´t know how to take care of herself, being 36 y/o this is a big flag
>And last but not least, the chick with the big boobs I could not stop staring at
>As this last chick , lets call her F, is in her hometown, she offers to give me a visit and tell me where the supermarket, laundry and all that stuff is.We start getting along , but I have a girfriend, which still have (4 years now), and don´t want the "bond" to be more than friend status.
>F still asks me to go out with her and time to time knocks on my door and says she´s bored
>"anon come on, lets go do something fun"
>I was studying as the subject I selected was not a easy one (mechanical engeneering), but my dick couldn´t say no to those breasts
>Other times she came directly from the shower and into my room so I could Help her with the dryer
>Time goes on and she even asks if we could sleep thoghether as she is lonely
>Enought is enought, I tell her I have a gf and can´t do those things, she accepts itand moves on
>At the end of the year, we move on and separate paths,but we exchanged contact info before so we´d be in contact. Me being a horny little slut, manages to steal one of her bras and one of her panties before moving out, while doing the baggage

Fast forward to this week

>"Hey anon, this is F , Im in x and I´ve seen you´re pretty near, would you like to hook up sometime and get to date"
>conversation continues and she let´s me know that she´s single and still wants me

I don´t know what to do

>>721562394
fuck you. you're not a man, you're a pathetic pseudo-man. Don't drag people into your sexual dominance fantasies unless they ask for it. I hope someone fucks your girlfriend in your bed

>>721569556
ask your gf for advice and see what she thinks about all this

I caught a friend of mine literally raping my best friend who was drunk as hell (who is a girl). I beated the shit out of him and told the girl the next morning. Hes in jail now.

I ocasionally smoke with my mom and sis. If my dad knew he would instantly divorce my mom and disown us

>>721571460
Was he drunk to??
How do you know she didn't want it?

>>721561038
In the same boat as this anon have wife that fucks on regular but also seeing a few chicks on the side one knows about wife and hangs with us but wife doesn't know we are fucking other one is kinky little fuck slut that thinks I'm single and lets me do all kinds of stuff to her

>>721571815
Dude, she was snorting. Im not dumb, if she was taking it by her choice i wouldnt even care

>>721571815
I know she wanted it but I wanted her. Whiteknight the shit in there. My friend was too drunk to know better. No one believes him. Worked too

My foot is sore.
I enjoy walking.

I often refill a small Pepsi bottle with chilled water from my refrigerator, to drink while I walk.

I took the label off it.
It's not Pepsi.
It's for water now.

I enjoy walking.

>>721560325
PayPal me 200? Would really help

[email protected]

I blow my nose in my hands and wipe the boogers around my apartment

>>721572085
Stop pretending to be me, you nigger.

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>>721572076
>>721572085
I imagine you like so
>

>>721572244
Did you get in with the girl after? I bet you did. You know

I have robbed a bank with five other friends when I was 26.

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>>721560414

>>721572158
you sick fuck

>>721572329
Ya, i know i sound like a whitekinght. But it depends on which person are u taking care of.

>>721572410
Well, yeah.

>>721565635
fuck ye nigga

>>721569556
you don't cheat on your gf. period.

maybe ask your gf to help get some distance between you and the other girl

>>721572547
Good job. Dont lie to yourself though. You ruined your friends life. Own it

>be me, mid-2000's
>like 10
>town does this thing called "Just for the love of it"
>week-long day camp at the public school with artistic activities, blows complete ass
>go anyway because basically live innawoods in Ontario
>excuse myself on the last day, go to shitter
>fuck this camp fuck this school
>one tap in the bathroom doesn't shut off, just pouring out wasted water
>plug drain with tissues someone left on counter, mostly on impulse
>didn't think anything would come of it
>room, part of hall gets flooded
>organizers give all the kids huge speech about respect of others, of property etc.
>ends early, sit in gym for an hour because Ontario and everyone's parents are at work four towns over
>they never run Just for the love of it again
>never gold a signal soul that it was me