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Odd tinder bitch thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Odd tinder bitch thread
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>>721525061
>>721525090
I'd personally be dtf if I had a big dick
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>>721525061
>>721525090
>>721525144
>>721525287

fucking white women...
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>>721525331
Could this person be any more unattractive?
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>>721525388
You know that thing has a Y chromesome right?
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>>721525061
Yeah that's a man.
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>>721525061
I know this girl.

She's everywhere. Vanessa Feltz

https://youtu.be/gZPQzQZP76g
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>>721525287
>dog groomer

Atleast she looks after herself. Kappa
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>>721525509
Look again, anon! That thing is a girl trying hard not to be a girl and even says she'll "end the conversation" if you call her one.
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>>721525061
'reply to this post's incoming
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>>721525144
I don't think i could swipe right fast enough
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>>721525675
nice fivehead
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>>721525675
>I can read minds
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>>721525742
Is swiping right the one ending or the bad ending?
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Interesting people are on tinder
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I have a shit ton of stupid tinderbitches, all german, but who cares, right?
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>>721525675
Her head looks like a giant pimple waiting to be popped
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>>721525876
Swipe right means you want to match with them
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>>721525479

What? It is a bad picuture, but she seems to have attractive features. Loves anal? Is completely nuts?

Hells, yeah. Just use a fake name and meet at a hotel. That one's a bunny-boiler.
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>>721525908
That's a pisspoor example of a German tinderbitch
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>>721525908
> german
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So what about this one then..
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>>721525908
Your being here has lowered the standards.
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>>721525144
/redpilled/ would wife.
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>>721526116

>first thought was "trap"
>then remembered: "German woman"
>vag probability calculated at 89.687%
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Traps you say?
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>>721525675
My child...
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>>721526116
>>721526163
>>721526208
>>721525908

Fuuuuck, now I know why Hitler wanted to create an Aryan race. German bitches are ugly... Hitler was just trying to get some thin, tall, blonde strange.
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>>721525675

But can she see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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>>721525061

>you will never be a bull
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God help him
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>>721526328
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>>721526383
When I see people like this who say they're transgender I think

>Maybe being transgender is a symptom of a more serious underlying condition.
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>>721525675
Let the fiveheadwar begin
>still german though
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>>721526203
+70 Scat und Piss
+25 Submission
+33 Rape Fantasies
+99.95 Recidivating
-99.95 Take Home to Mother
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>>721525331

I think I'm in love...
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Text is stupid bullshit about her having to hearts and a german joke about pineapples when you have nothing to say
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>>721526387
The fuck?
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>>721526600
>Friends with Alex Patton

Hello Alex Patton, you dun goof'd
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>>721526619
Russian mongrel rapebaby
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Guess the vulgär as fuck is okay for you to read, the rest is:
If someone asks, we met in prison.
#iknowidon'thaveknockers..
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>>721526710
I'm not Alex Patton though...
That is a mutual Facebook friend, retard
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>>721526454
>>721526343
funniest thread ive been in in a while thank you anons
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Oh yeah and we have those "people" too
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>>721526756
She also doesn't have teeth.
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>>721526756
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>>721526852
Nah, bruh. Nah... looks like a face lift gone wrong.
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Oh fucking so happy I was born in 88. Just long enough ago I dodged all this horseshit.

It occasionally leaks into my age groups but they're swiftly fucked off'd. Any cunt that says non-binary gender whatever doesn't get a pass, its not normal, we don't care, fuck off.

We need a war already.
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>Screencap repellant beast profiles
>post on /b/
>left swipe
>continue search for qt3.14
Thanks for making me feel better for being single /b/ros
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>>721526296
Gute interesse hahahahahaha
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>>721526852
Fuck Germany, I though English women were ugly...

Sweden/Norway/Finland are the only places with quality women.

>Clearly the theory that the vikings stole all the pretty women from Europe is entirely accurate.
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>>721526428
im in love
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>>721526852
Wow.. this is something very special. .

Also this wrestlingbitch who just want to find the one True love and likes eloquent people
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>>721526859
I usually match these and proceed to write something along the lines of "I'll tie you up and rape you".

It never ceases to amaze me how many girls will respond favorably.
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>>721527003
What part of that post is German?
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>>721526619
Wie sogar 2? Verstehe nicht
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>>721526328
Should probably put a hat on if you're cold love...
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>>721526974
>I murdered my grandmother four years ago
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>>721527003
>Not German. Bitch is Viking.
>Lol.
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>>721527003
That ugly fuck is Danish. Just sayin'...
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>>721527023
that's my queen. Shame on you
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>>721527121
kek
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>>721525061
>fuck her with condom on (i dont want aids)
>tell her i voted trump
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>>721525331
moar from her?
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>>721527137
>>721527132
>>721527082
Whatever, some filthy mainland European dograt country with ugly women. So fucking glad I'm American, I mean even dealing with Trump is better than being surrounded by nothing but 4's.
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>>721526387

You win.

Thread's over, guys.
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>>721525331
>Sailor Cap
>Cap'n Morgan
>Chicken Suit
>Is that a Ryobi?
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>>721526354
Anna der Brecher
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>>721527230
She's from one of the countries you listed as being universally attractive.
Dumbass Republican. You can't just lump everything into one group and bitch about it at a 9$ buffet.
Also, go back to blowing guys.
You were much happier then.
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>>721525675
Ayyyyy lmao
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>>721526383

>I am an extremely beautiful

Beautiful people don't need to make that claim explicitly, sweetie.
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>>721526852
Fucking Danes, yo.
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>>721526314
Don't let her near the Interocitor!
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>>721527230
Wanna something german more than a 4? Here you go
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>>721527230
Kek, American women are fat
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>>721526454

Transgender people do exist, but they're quite rare. They seems to exist about a 1:1 ratio of genuine trans people to... whatever that thing was.
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I thought European women were supposed to be attractive? Letting me down guys.
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>>721526710
You really are autistic aren't you
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>>721526428

Holy fuck, wife material right here.
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>>721527444
Yeah, he's just wrong.
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Alright.. this girl is just plain german cancer. Got some more
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>>721527357
lel

You're right, tho.
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>>721525991
>That's an excellent example of a German tinderbitch
ftfy
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>>721526387
is that FUCKING HERPES
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>>721527537
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>>721527556
>tfw I read "curry"
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>>721527088
Es ist trächtig
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>>721527604
>>721527537
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>>721527604
>>721527537

Hideous. And fat.

Whenever a girl doesn't post a bikini picture or wears a really tight dress, you must assume she's a landwhale beached on Tinder.
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>>721527637
>mfw i read "pre-op transgender"
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>>721527683
meant for
>>721527630
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>>721527671
>>721527604
>>721527537
I'll always remember how I wtf'd seeing this for the First time
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>>721527742
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>>721527637
>be proud parents
>name girl "Celeste" bc she's gonna be a real looker
>years pass
>a wild CELESTZILLA appears
>it uses GROW
>IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
>time to kill oneself
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Oh yeah, Nevada isn't the only place with aliens
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>>721527738
I'd... hit it.
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>>721527796
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>>721526156

Yoreu're*
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>>721527738
this bitch
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>>721527683
>>721527715
I thought as much.
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>>721525874
Fucking kek'd hard, nice work!
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Germans everywhere
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>>721527742
>my gag reflex is as absent as my waistline
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>>721527808
would fuk
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>>721525908
Take a stand join the Klan
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>>721527738
so fake
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>>721527937
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>>721527819
>fat-positive land whale with blue hair
>bernie supporter
it's like she has no idea she's a meme
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>>721527023
Never judge a book by its cover, also i bet you couldn't defend your sorry ass but she could and would do that lol.
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>>721526859

Wait, I thought Tinder's raison d'etre is finding fuckbuddies.
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>>721527986
>>721527937
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>>721527983
thought she was just trying to be "le so random xD" - seemed plausible but who knows
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>>721526387
I have no mouth and I must scream
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>>721527991
>I'm a cancer
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>>721527991
*left left left*
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>>721528102
she doesn't know how right she is
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Oh yeah, found another one from "Francis"
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>>721528056
>cutter
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>sweden
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>>721527023
Zarya confirmed
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>>721528133
867 miles away.. thank god. Stay there please
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>>721528176
>meme queen and art slut
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>>721528109
Who nose, might be a nice bloke.
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>>721528147
With a cargo of beers I'd be willing to hit that
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>>721528297
yeah 'm sure he's a keeper
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>>721527808

where is this bitch from?
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>>721528133
She's retarded but man I actually think she is really sexy
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>>721528342
How does people like him even try to pass? He's more masculine than I am and I'm the fucking captain of my team
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>>721528147
Looks like her dad's about to give a better blowjob than she could ever give
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>>721528369

I've seen this before and refuse to believe it's real.
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>>721528369
holy shit
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>>721528434

never put your dick in crazy
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>>721528392
>recommend Carole to a friend

tfw you lost a friend
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>>721528500
>>721528527
oh it's realer than a mf
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>>721527991
> I enjoy... working out

Working out that jaw you fat fuck
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>>721528426
>don't like sports
yeah no shit
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>>721528564
top kek
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>>721528056
>meme queen and art slut
>4'20
>constant existential crisis

High quality covert bait looking for beta cock
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This shit is why the Third Reich was okay.
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>>721528536
>ICH BIN EINE TRANSVESTIT
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>>721527983
Gay male here I'd like that to be my anus. Having a nice cum filled goopy anus pleases me.
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>>721525675
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Fucking germans..
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>>721528614
>cute af
i'll be the judge of that thx
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>>721525061
>>721528620

http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF
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>sweden YES
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>>721527819

Growth is a non-damaging move, it can't be super effective you filthy casual
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Right in the weird part of my tinder screenshots.
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>>721525061
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>hey look at me i'm so eccentric and unique
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god i hate these people
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>>721525890
I want to date her
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>>721525287
Why is it okay for bitches to groom dogs, but when I do it too kids the police shows up?
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>>721528056
>>721528133

Confirmed, that INTJ whatever mumbo jumbo psychology definitions are on the same level as astrology.
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>>721525331
"Don't worry if you don't look like your pictures, I'll drink until you do"

I don't think I have enough vodka to let her accomplish that
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>>721528949
Wood fuc
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>>721528996
GODDDD NOOOO KILL ITTTTTTT
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Remember back in the day on Messenger, you could safely ask "ASL" and not be afraid.
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>>721528996
GOD WHY
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>>721528583
I wonder how many times she's, opps, I mean they've tried to kill themselves.
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>>721526852
The only thing I can see that's wrong with her is that she likes Copenhagen - a shithole filled with faggots and immigrants.
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>>721529101
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>>721529147
>I wonder how many times
not enough
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thanks for this thread, been married for 9 years and never used tinder and this shit is hilarious to me
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>>721529190
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Oh yeah, another erika
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>>721529258
wooooooooo gl with that degree you stupid cunt
looks fun tho
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>>721526387
The cancer had spread to the outside?

dafuq!!!
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>>721528536
I thought that was Rob Lowe from the thumbnail
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>>721527808
She's a prostitute, right?
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>>721527991
>I am a cancer
On society
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>>721528785
i'm sure if you wife this one you never run out of firewood again
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>>721525675

shame. would be pretty with a decent hairline
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>>721529337
>music
>women's studies
when one meme degree isn't enough
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>>721529359
or a fake account
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God this thread just fills me with pity. Like this about how fucked all these people are.

They all have desires and dreams and someone to love and chill with and shit, but holy FUCK the cringe factor just makes me want to kill myself.

Maybe they'll grow out of it or something? Life is a process? Jesus Christ this thread is depressing.

>mfw I'm too high for this shit
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>>721526328
>BEST TEETH IN THE FUCKIN GAME
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>>721526852
+1 We are number 1

- Dating a literal goblin wouldn't be so terrible,endless supply of stolen children.
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>>721528426
She will brag so hard if anybody asks for nudes.
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>>721526710
Mutual friends you fucking moron
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>>721528785
Ya I'm not seeing a problem here
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>>721529453
open your mind you bigot
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>>721526852
>tfw no plastic norwegian gf
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>>721529489
underrated post.
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>>721529190
I'd take her out to a nice curry dinner followed by a bucket of KFC for dessert.
A few laxatives and roofies and I'd be eating that delicious ass fudge for hours.
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>>721529522
Obviously not majoring in maths.
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>>721529597
kek
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>>721529611
>still quoting Kerouac in the current year
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>>721529610
>tfw to smart for gender studies
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>>721528785

A true Aryan maiden
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>>721529610
these queer chicks are sad to me
waste of good pussy meat
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>>721529707
>asexual
>is on Tinder
do words mean nothing anymore?
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>>721527444
Trips! ...and this guy has cancer in the brain. He does not realize 'murrica is just a collection of a bunch of runaway europeans 300 years ago which ended up being a collection of ghetto's with left over slaves and hills with a lot of incest hillbilly buttfuckers.
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>>721529668
It was 2015 but Sure. She's a unique and special snowflake without eyebrows after getting up in the morning
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>>721528785
That's just Matt from Dude where's my challenge.
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what a great thread
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>>721529850
i died laughing thanks
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>>721529768
I was just thinking that, why would someone disgusted by sex be on an app like tinder?
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>>721525287
u can do a goku cosplay when fking her...
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>>721529833
the "refugees welcome" shirt is the worst turn-off. Really? that's your tinder profile?
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>>721525908
can somone photoshop their hair to look like their skin?
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>>721529788
>>721529611
You realize a whole lot of "girls" in this thread is german right?
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>>721527871
Whats "transfeminin"?
I am german, we still have only male and female, so could someone pick me up on that?
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>>721529453

Once they run out of welfare or daddy's money, it all comes crumbling down.
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Why do they even make a Tinder profile?
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>>721529495
>>721527478
>>721526790
>>721526710
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>>721529983
>Whats "transfeminin"?
it's fucking NOTHING, that's what it is.
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>>721529917
She only wants attention, not actual attention.
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>>721525675
>>721526467


THE GATES OF OBLIVION HAVE OPENED
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>>721530053
Whats wrong with Liz?
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>>721529917
She also looks like she wears this but without the moustache
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>>721528487
However anon, i do believe it's her.
I am German myself, and i really think its a woman
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>>721530053
I can smell her unwashed vagina from here.
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>>721527230
lmao 50% off America is Overweight clearly all america girls are 10s gtfo
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>>721530135
girls with dreadlocks are 3rd-world tier. I'm sure she refers to the earth as "Gaia"
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>>721527230
Hint: topic.
Glad i dont have to deal with stupid fucks like you every day.
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>>721529917
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>>721529504
some are men some are boys, boys are scared of real woman, they seek anime girls.
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>>721530053
>>721530135
>Dreadlocks on her pussy
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>>721530313
"Ich töte dich." kek
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>>721530330
>still pursuing 3dpd
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>>721526859

it's a simple technique to weed out the losers who believe that shit
so she can get straight to the action with the others who don't
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>>721530313
>>721530387
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>>721525874
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>>721530314
I'd hook up with the joker
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>>721525890
>weird once you get to know me
You m-mean ... this isn't the w-weird part?
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>>721530442
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>>721530313
kek
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I'd suck this one's tits for life giving milk.
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>>721530412
Unlike the most here I actually do have a girlfriend, you should try it, it has (some) benefits.
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>>721530612
>looks like Barbie
Klaus Barbie?
>>721530625
>falling for the gf meme
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>>721530625
Been there, evolved.
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>>721530612
>look like Barbie
Topkek
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>>721530715
>Klaus Barbie

/thread

That's it guys he won.
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>>721530602
lel
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>>721530729
"Bite the oblong, I'm going in dry"
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>>721530715
>assuming I fell for old weeaboo meme while giving friendly advice.
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>>721530729

she's funny
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At least I could make some keks of my tinder pics. Thank you and good whatever time it is around there..
Hottie on the run!
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>>721530848
that's a heartwarking picture right there
>>721531165
i was implying that having a gf is a meme but hey, to each his own.
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>>721529109
>we're great in bed

What makes fatties think they're great in bed ?
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>>721530625
ding ding ding
we found the insecure one
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>>721531313
Because the only guys that wanna fuck em make them feel like a queen, which in turn make them a niche and with that comes self importance.
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>>721531313
no hangups cause they're desperate
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>>721527937
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>>721531251
Anne Frank looks like a good lay...
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>>721531446
what a mess
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>>721531446
Imagine the smell, the coffee breath.. the white thick fluids discharging from her gash.. the cheese smelling skin just rotting under her tits..
Would smash/10
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>>721531484
plus i heard she's used to confined spaces
>>721531623
love the twist ending kek
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>>721528369
>live authentic
Biggest poseur I ever saw.
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>>721525675
"Now showing Prometheus at a head near you!"
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>>721531444
Nice trips.

Also, kek at the desperate cucks who not only enjoy sex with these ugly things, but actually compliment them.
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>>721527537
Oh come on, man. Just because she didn't say LÄDERLAPPEN...
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>>721526156
i can't agree more m8... i used to filter girls there now i would even fuck some fattys and traps =| fkng /b/
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>>721529391
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>>721525675
Ei vittu :D
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>>721532784
Bit more. Almost there.
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ooooh goddammit I had this fuckin' freaky thing that I found once that I've since lost. Took like, four screenshots to get the whole text and at the very end of it, the only bloody thing I can remember was the sentence
"I am a raver, and this is my manifesto"
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>>721528056
>if she got dicked right, this one looks like she might straighten out and-
>gauged ears

Fucking dropped
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>>721528133
Double negative Trump supporter
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>>721528426
>never shuts up about the wage gap
>lol i repaort yu
>over emotional
>fat
>pansexual
>constant headache
>sick of everyone
>no desire to make a positive
>don't like sports

Here she is, fellas: the perfect woman. Where do I sign up?
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