feeling like a worthless shitbag, so fuck it, old-fashioned foul bachelor frog thread.
>>721519609
How does FBF not make you feel more like a useless piece of shit?
>>721519609
No date again OP?
>>721520112
>>721520028
i never claimed it didn't
Hey faglords you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply "Hello Paedo" or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep.
>mfw i managed to convert OCD tendencies into laziness
I lost my fbf folder in a hdd calamity.
>>721520330
>>721520496
Oh come on, That's the only way
>>721520727
This is very real
>>721520540
Kek
>>721520891
This one, ffs
tbch i was gonna an hero tonight this thread made me kek and relate so much imma give it another day. love my /b/ros, thanks guys.
>>721520039
Kek
>>721520953
Kekkity keks
>>721521023
Kek af
>>721521037
hang in there, my man
>>721520793
The only random fapping thought I've ever looked up is how to extend the male orgasm to one minute.
>>721521091
Sad
>>721521143
Kek
MercWMouth is shit.
>>721521210
Haha
>>721521210
This isn't fbf
>>721521205
>>721521210
>>721521147
I've never kek'd at a FBF thread so much before
+1 interbuttz
shit!
haven't seen one like this in years.
And know I don't relate to any of these, sucks to graduate and have a normie life.
everything was so easy; it was like:
> At a job interview
Using shorts and without a bath.
Now I have to use this "uniform" every single day.
>>721521146
god dammit its my day off asshole
*Kek as fuck
>>721521294
i keked audibly
>>721521414
I go for my gun 1st, then pants
>>721520727
Fucking true
>>721521383
Wat
>>721521294
you know? why does a 70 year old man go by donald?
>>721521484
nigger detected
>>721521533
you mispelt as fuck so i corrected it
>>721521460
Also very true
>>721521460
MYLIFE.JPG
>>721521580
nah, white trump voter
>>721521534
Rolls of the tongue better; his last name is one syllable, I guess.
>>721521618
the white would be implied in that statement, niggers by law can only vote democrat or they become a house nigger.
>>721521585
It's an abbreviation, turd-stuffer. Quit trollin.
>>721521705
good to know
>>721521739
im not trolling im keeping facebook shit out why are you afraid to swear?
>>721519858
It's surprising how relatable some of these are.
>>721520324
Other people do that, too?
>>721519858
Lol I always fucking do this with different instant meals
Most times they are the same ' zap for 5 minutes' but I always check anyway
>>721521913
you are not alone my friend
>>721521692
literally me a couple hours ago
>>721521841
>im not trolling
>persists to troll
shitty, shitty, fag, fag
There, I said bad words for you. May I pass?
>>721522076
im not sure you know what trolling is son
>>721521947
It's a vicious cycle.
>4pm? Well, there are still eight more hours before midnight. I have time.
>>721521193
Google "prostate orgasm"
This guy just gets me....
>>721520696
my life for the last two months. Suffered a sprained ankle and bruised/cracked(?) ribs. For both, there's no real treatment except pain management unless it's so severe it needs surgery, so I just rode it out.
This frog and I should od on some oxy or something and have the most fun we can before we're done
>>721520339
Cool, i care about that.
>>721522131
>>721522076
>>721521841
>>721521585
>Holy fuck hiro, I was supposed to post this 15 minutes ago, fix your shit
>>721522076
Can we get this made?
>>721520039
Pretty grimey fam
>>721522914
This tho
it's been fun, /b/ros. g'night
>>721521091
Fuckin wish this one didn't hit so close to home
>>721525191
this
>>721522999
i get criticized for this by all my guests
where the fuck is blast it with piss?
surely i am not that old to be the only one remembering it
>>721526986
>>721527724
I think this was the original, and if not, it was the first that I ever saw. Best nostalgia.
>>721522037
For me
>Wake up 1 minute before alarm.
>Turn off alarm.
>Fall asleep for 2 more hours.
>>721527724
Classic.