Post your secrets

Beat the shit out of a retarded kid in grade 9 and only got suspended for a week

Once or twice a day I'll beat the shit out of a pillow and pretend it's Cara Delevingne

If nobody is around I'll touch light switches with my feet

Was talking to this i liked girl for a while and I used to do alot of graffiti so I was out at like 3am and I walked passed her house and her car was unlocked and i fucked everything up and stole 30 bucks. Couple days later I hung out with her and pretend like I never did anything

>>721512160
I also used to fuck a Spiderman doll alot when I was a kid

Roommate A owes me $150, and he owes Roommates B and C about $200 each. We have been running spoiled milk and other shit through his Brita when he leaves the apartment.

Want more shit roommate A stories?

I've been spending at least $300 a month on hookers and I work a minimum wage job.

>>721511563
there was this one time in band camp that i blew this other kid and they loved it

>>721513334

Damn man, you need financial planning

>>721511563
So you can archive them? Fuck no.

I don't think I actually love anyone.

For some reason people just trust me and tell me things they shouldn't.

This girl I know told me that sometimes she daydreams about killing her 2 kids.

Then immediately said she had no idea why she told me that.

I am fairly certain im a sociopath.
I have an On again off again relationship with a Crazy arab girl. I Have Black Mailed most of my exes and I once got a Indian girl beat up by her family. I Pretty much am white and converted to islam for the Lolz

Searched my friend's computer for nudes of his girlfriend and found nudes of my own girlfriend. But they're not consensual, he taped her in the bathroom when she was over one day and took screenshots of her getting changed (we were going swimming, putting on bathing suits).
I can't tell him that I know he taped her, because then he'd know that I was looking though his computer and I can't tell her that I know because it'd ruin everyone's friendships and he'd know I went through his computer.
I'll take this secret to the grave.

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>i stole 20 dollars from a nigger in my class when he dropped it
>after class he went full gorilla and started interrogating everyone as we left
>starts directing his rage towards me since i sit behind him
>"you must have seen something, or is it that you took it?"
>start to sweat since he looked like hes about to tear his shirt off and beat bananas out of me
>fuck it last chance
>i think i saw clayton pick something up as he was walking by
>he immediately turns around like a predator looking for his meal
>sees clay walking along not one bit interested in the drama
>mfw he went full ooga booga and sucker punched him
>mfw he found 20$ in his wallet
>mailed him from fake adress with 30$ a few weeks later since i still felt bad after 3 weeks

>>721513238
no

>>721514344
dubs checked
anyways

this is when you think like a businessman. you want his gf's nudes, he wants yours.

>come clean and tell him
>tell him why u were on his comp (to get at his gf's nudes)
>then reciprocating with "if u want, ill get u nudes from my gf"
>"but in exchange, i want ur gf's nudes"
>make a deal
>both dudes are happy

cmon fam

never really got over my first girlfriend. broke up almost a year ago and ive have two girlfriends since but i never got over my first one. combined years and relationship was 8 years. Now, we dont even talk....

>>721511563
my my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my fingers

>>721513334
>$300 a month on hookers

is that one half-decent hooker or 10 crackwhores per month

>>721511563

I faked my own death.

>>721515086
Two half-decent hookers

>>721515104
Storytime?

>>721514344
I have a solution that benefits everybody here anon
>start thread
>dump pics in thread of 'girl you filmed in bathroom'
>somebody 'recognises' her part way through
>'anon' sends pics to you and her
>you both confront him with thread as evidence
>he knows somebody fucked him over but not who

if it's been a long time since you were at his computer he wont suspect you.

>>721514839
What happened

I have a shit ton of creep shots of girls in my grade 9 class stored in a private photo vault that requires a passcode to get into.

>>721515698
share!
i have fapped at my work to a lady washing dishes. my secret btw

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>>721515698
kik share, ill trade?

>>721511563
i took over the world
>it's a secret

>>721514344
Dban his hard drive

I wish to end my life, but I don't want to hurt my family.
Nothing really makes me happy; at best I get temporary relief from feeling simultaneously sick, tired, and like I'm the scum of the earth.
I feel selfish for even typing this.

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>>721516033
>>721516087

I have weird sexual fetishes ever since I was a kid. I've put anything on my dick that you can imagine, paint, nail Polish, grease, ants, mosquitoes. I'm also fairly certain I'm schizophrenic

I am a guy and I like 1D

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>>721516033
>>721516087

k

For years you all have ridiculed me for my looks and weight well now you've gone too far. I've been collecting every possible cold and flu medicine off the shelves of local businesses for the past few weeks. Using the medicine I take small amounts of medicine, soon I will create the ultimate flu virus immune to all cures. After my child is ready I'll go to local restaurants and theaters and share my gift to the world.

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>>721516033
>>721516087

This ones my fav

>>721516466

Kill yourself newfag

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>>721516033
>>721516087

still goin

My secret is: I still love all my chaturbate girls :)

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>>721516033
>>721516087

ayy

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>>721516033
>>721516087

Keep changing text cuz autistic anti spam

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>>721516033
>>721516087

done. My vault has like at least 100 of them but I'm lazy af

I stole panties from my friends sister when I was housesitting for them

I broke into my friend's house when I was ten years old. I took a Colt with me in case anybody happened to be inside. The only reason I did it was because I wanted to use his internet connection to look at porn.

Four years later, I burglarized a dozen houses. I was eventually caught and spent three weeks in juvenile detention. Sometimes, before, during, and after that period, I'd fantasize about murdering people. Once I almost did it, but realized that I was a stupid teenager and would probably get caught. Another time, I brought a fold-up saw to school with the intention of cutting a bully's head off in class; he didn't show up that.

I don't think I'm a terrible person. Almost a decade has passed since all of that happened. I have feelings and cry when I lose out in relationships or make mistakes which hurt other people. However, I'm relatively sure that I could probably put a bullet in a bad stranger's head for a few thousand dollars. When one of my close friends died, I was shaken for about a month. I drank for a while and then got over it.

I don't know what was wrong with me when I was a kid. I feel like I've made a lot of emotional progress since then, and try my hardest to be honest and decent to all around me. I pick up trash, am nice to animals, and don't go behind anyone's back.

But my past and previous fuck-ups still make me wonder.

>>721516671
hihi,
shoutout to mah bros 2

>>721516555
trips of terror

>>721515492
became friends during an annual summer camp and eventually we started dating. we lived on state apart but i had family in the same town she did so visiting was easy. years go by and yaddah yaddah. fast foward to last year.... said some shit in that i just kinda blabbered about and she was offened big time and we never really recovered. month and a half later i fly out to her prom.... shittiest night (and week) of our lives. In may she comes out we can attend and extension of the camp toegher. that was may and alsowhen it all fell apart.... talked to her maybe once over summer. Never got over her 100% and i think about her all the time and shes in my dreams fairly often. theres a chance we will cross paths in may and honetly i want to see her although i know how shitty it will befor me ....

I had a fuck buddy (gay) from when I was 12 to when I was 15, he was 19 when it started, never felt like I was being raped or abused, but now I have a rape fetish, so I think it might have messed me up in the head even though I didn't realize it at the time

>>721517094
this...is an option I didn't realise existed

>>721514796
hello mr trump

>>721517313
aimed at >>721517394

Also, feel free to ask me anything about it. I know pretty much everything about being a known sperm donor. It's funny how most 25 year old guys are trying not to get women pregnant while I am lol.

>>721514362
had a good laugh out of this lol

Yea, had to reupload it was giving me issues. Lol yep, honestly so many guys on the site just want to get laid and many of them do. Most admins look down upon it, but some women prefer to have sex with guys to have a child.

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>>721511563
>>721511563
I cum into little plastic cups of hard gum, freeze it to harden over, and give it to my ride passengers

Uncle molested me when I was a kid. I fucking loved it.

>>721517762
thanks 4 rp i cam

sometimes i bump threads

>>721517394
did you delete your leddit profile just then out of fear or was that a while ago

A friend of mine pised me off and i dosed his shot with a gram of tina. And he let me face fuck him while his gf was at the hospital. Now when he gets any kind of high he goes gay for me. Nobodyy knows

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>be me
>15 years old, sophomore year
>write a list of girls I'd date from my school.
>list comes up to 15 girls.
>best friend (who was also number 1 on the list) finds it in my notes.
>Asks what it is.
>say its a list of people I still need to get gifts for (christmas time)
>She falls for it.
>Have to buy gifts for everyone on the list to make her believe me
>buy little things or christmas cards with money
>totally falls for it and calls me cute for it.
>Every other girl on the list eventually finds out I have a thing for them.
>number one still clueless
>Still hopelessly in love with everything about her
>Be me as I write this
>18, Nursing student, life is good.
>She sits next to me in my classes cause she doesnt want to feel alone.
>Totally still in love with her.
>Still have the list.
>She's still number 1
>Shes still clueless

>>721511563
I finger fucked a dog

I masturbated and came to human cake.

>>721517945
Speak engrish prease

>>721517394
>>721517094
dude relax I'm not doing anything, just found your profile on the site so I could see if I can do the same thing. you're not being doxxed

Aveces fantaseo relaciones sexuales con mi mejor amigo y me gusta la idea de besarlo

>>721511563
When I was little I used to make a game out of faking injuries and blaming it on someone/something else. The worst offense is when I faked a dog bite (as best a 7 year old can) and blamed it on the neighbors dog. The dog ended up being put down. Still feel guilty about it to this day.

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>>721516995
When I was a kid I became addicted to breaking into houses in my neighborhood. These were small houses, barely bigger than trailers, and it was a new neighborhood being built up on the edge of town so there weren't many people around, we were off on our own.

I stole a key to my neighbors house where two girls my age (one a year younger and the other a year older) lived with their single mother. I didn't steal money or anything, I just liked exploring peoples houses and snooping on their secrets. I found all kind of stuff in their house.

>stole their keys but wait weeks to use it, go into their house one afternoon everyone is gone
>literally just come in the sliding glass backdoor, no beeping alarm or anything, didn't even consider silent alarm
>just wandering their bedrooms, starting with their mothers
>find thongs, lingerie, and eventually a dildo and fuzzy handcuffs
>get one of my first hardons and don't know what to do
>go into older sisters room, peak in her underwear drawer, read her journal (where she talks about wanting to watch me and my best friend make out and jerk off, which blew my mind at that age).
>end up getting naked and rubbing my dick all over her sheets and pillow
I snuck into there so many times, I've got a load of stories of finding them home or catching them doing weird shit.

>>721518408
who got spooked?
what was it?
I can't find the post

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>>721511563
I have masturbated once in walmart

>>721518872
it was a guy who screenshot his kinks from fetlife

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>>721511563
I sometimes check the Facebooks of people I went to high and middle school(s) with to see how their lives are going. I see how much farther behind I keep falling compared to others, and use the anger from that to stay motivated about weight loss and studying Japanese.

>>721518910
how can you even jack off in dirty bathrooms

Molestation runs deep in my family, atleast back to my grand parents. They abused my mom and aunts and uncles who then abused my older cousins who did the same to me. It didn't feel wrong it's just what my family did.

>>721518846
what stories?

>>721518975
>studying Japanese
uh oh

>>721518846
Tell moar

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>>721519098
*sigh*

What?

And I already know about the culture, xenophobia, society, etc.

>>721519056
I actually find some peace inside those bathrooms. I work at one so I spend some time hiding in there.

>>721518412
Nice
De donde eres?

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>3rd year of highschool
>the week leading up to valentines day
>a few acquaintances and some less than friendly individuals I know are in
relationships
>singing chorus delivering candy grams for $5 a pop
>idea.7z
>bring 35 sheckles
>spend it all on candy grams
>send them out to the aforementioned people
>write the name of another one of those people as the sender
>for example: A is dating B and C is dating D, send D a candy gram from A, and B one from C
>everyone is against everyone
>two fights happen between some of the more aggresive fellows who felt their bros were going after their women
>sit back and watch it all
>never found out

>>721519179
it's not that.

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>>721519501
Yes, I'm a weeaboo.

>what?

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>>721519179
Please don't tell me you're a weeb

>>721518975
I have a friend who moved to japan a few years ago after studying the language.

he now works for a computer game company in tokyo, has a smart and pretty japanese wife, and just had his first kid

he was attractive and funny tho

>>721519559
Please educate me

Why are people so obessed with Japan? Is it because of the anime?

I carry a gun but i am sad because there are very few black people where i live so i will probably never get to use it

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>>721519602
>he was attractive and funny tho

>>721519750
also tall, forgot to mention tall
like 6'5" tall

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>>721519590
Card-carrying, in fact.

>>721519602
Kinda what I want to do, though I'm unattractive and not worried about women anyway.

>>721519665
It's been this way my while life. I respect other countries nearby as well (the Koreas will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart, since I spent my early-20s in one of them), but Japan has always 'stuck out' to me, and not just for the popular culture. On many days, I often just want to stop and focus on learning Mandarin and re-learning Korean instead, but I'm in too deep at this point.

>>721519880
thats ok, you fit on the trains better

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>>721519880
Me too. It's not fun.

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I constantly talk trash to my friends about furfags and how they are disgusting
Even though I am a furfag

>>721520038
whats a furfag

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I still love you Lexi. Even though you have moved on. I'm happy you're happy, but I will always love you

>>721520038
I had a friend who shit talked bronies before being exposed as one himself. He's since reformed though.

>>721520154
it's like a fur bag but more feminine

I let my cousin fuck me.. not proud of it, mixed emotions about it that just led to disappointment.

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>>721520154
This shit newfag

>years ago, be 15/16
>on omegle
>be desperate and horny
>'asl?'
>17f us
>awfuckyea.dwg
>we chat for a bit, I ask her if she wants to 'do dirty talk' or something dumb like that
>she's into it
>I lead and make a dom/slave rp for us
>cum a lot
>chat some more, then round 2
>she takes the lead, now she's domme
>hottest rp I've ever done
>painfully hard cumming
>'anon have you heard of kik? Add me'
>make a kik profile and add her
>we chat for the next four nights
>both get REALLY involved, she sends some nudes
>suddenly realize this is not healthy to RP with some random girl I've never met and get immediately attached through it (might have overreacted at the time)
>tell her we needed to stop and stopped answering her
>felt extremely, EXTREMELY guilty for like a month, might have been some sort of depression
>eventually snapped out of it

I've never told any of my friends any of this happened

i jerked off in class in grade 9 while making eye contact with a girl sitting in front of me.
to this day nobody noticed
(i came in my hands and wiped on the chair)

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Hey fags you have been visited by Paul the Britbong Paedo. Reply "Hello Paedo" or he will rape all the children in your family in their sleep.

>>721511563

I really dont have that much secrets. I dont have too many either tho

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>>721519992
Facts

>>721520213
Yeah but like I never thought I would be a furfag, sure I watch like he Tai and stuff every now and again. But still,

I raped and killed a man in 1992

they never found the body

When I go manic I cackle aloud randomly.

Sometimes I get so depressed I hallucinate.

>>721520432
My only fear is that I will get caught. I almost did when my brother opened my computer and I had some files saved but I left I quick. I think he saw but It was really fast so he dosen't 100% know

>>721519069
>>721519147
Alright,

>>721518846
con't

>staying home from school "sick" one day, after having discovered masturbation
>want to go over and jerk off into the sisters underwear, they're at school
>go in through the sliding glass back door, go into older sisters room and get completely naked, climb into her bed and hump her pillow, folding it over and fucking it
>taking my sweet time because I have all day
>then I hear the door slam shut across the house, and loud voices
>think someone's arguing at first then I can hear really loud moaning, creep on my hands and knees and just barely peek around the corner long enough to see their mother bent over the kitchen bar getting fucked from behind, her shirt pulled down below her breasts and her pants and underwear on the floor
>some random guy is fucking her and beating that pussy up
>I'm trapped for like three hours before they finally go to their bedroom and shower
>scared as fuck but keep my cool as I sneak out and run home

Later on the older sister caught me, but never got mad about it, I"ll tell that next/

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>You're my secret, /b/..
>You're my secret

>>721520578
the stories are pretty creepy, but still there nice to read

My 3 year old daughter is constantly trying to suck my dick after catching me watching porn... I really want to let her

>>721518280

fuck man, say something

1/10

My only secret is, I hate 4Chan, but i'm addicted to it

I sucked another dude's dick when I was nine. I don't know if I'm gay, but I am that much of a people pleasing pussy ass faggot.

I got fucked by a dog and loved it. I want to be knotted again.

I also fantisize about being made a human toilet.

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>>721520683
keep in mind I was really young (12-13) and wasn't interested in stealing shit, just exploring. I didn't like knowing there was a place I couldn't go.>>721520683

>we would also explore the houses being built by going in through windows or whatever
>after school I usually end up hanging out with the sisters and a black girl that used to live on our road
>if any of us are locked out we don't leave the other behind until someone comes for them or a parent of theirs comes home
>so one afternoon we're in a house that is still under construction and the younger sister decides she has to pee, but she's scared to do it in the empty house
>convince her there's nothing wrong eitj
"okay watch me"
>all three of them come along and watch as I pee
>they're literally lined up watching me unzip and pull my dick out, younger sister giggles but it staring at it without looking away
>older sister keeps looking from it to me, and it gets rock solid, like harder than ever before
>"does it always get like that when you pee?" younger sister asks, older sister says no, that I like them watching me
>so then younger sister goes and pees, we watch her,
>then older sister says she needs to do, unzips her pants and pulls them down with her underwear, showing a nicely trimmed little bush, boner comes back again
>so from this we all decide we always use the bathroom together or in front of each other.

>>721521596
holy shit
this just reminded me when I was about 6 as my friend jessica took a dump right next to my house in the yard

completely forgot about that. I checked months later and it was still there

bumps

>>721521596
>>721521596
what 13 year old would willingly do that?!?!?!

>>721521859
Glad I never saw any of them poop. It was really just an excuse to keep flashing our privates at each other, which of course escalated.

>when we were alone, black girl would show me her breasts just as they were starting to form, would ask to touch my dick and would just rub her fingers across it until one day she kisses it
>the older sister learned about this and was upset with me, and during this time she found some of her underwear gone and my cum in her sheets, she asked me if I ever came into her room when she wasn't there and I denied it and walked off, avoided her for a day or so before she told me she didn't mind
>oh
>we both like each other
>this whole "showing our privates to each other" graduates to her holding my dick while I pee, which got it really hard and she asked "what do I do now"
>was in no way ready to fuck, but she let me unbutton her pants and pull them down, first we hugged in the woods with our pants down, then layed down on the dirt with her rubbing her mound against my dick
>felt so fucking good
>I actually came and she asked if we had sex, I;m just like "no, def not, but dont get any in you and we both left

>>721522273
This was 20 years ago in the south, we did all kinds of shit you'd never get away with now.

>>721522308
weird as shit

>>721513586
Same. I never fell in love and never will, considering how I almost have a psychotic hatred of women. But hey, atleast I can maybe become a famous serial killer one day? One can dream...

>>721522399
right

I would like the world to end.

Raped my friend (who friendzoned me originally) at 21 to lose my virginity, got her super wasted and did everything I'd every dreamed about with her. Super hot and wish I took pictures could do it again :(

> be me
> realize 4chan is getting pretty damn boring
> I mean like seriously fucking boring
> You know, like a goddamn monkey is hitting a keyboard randomly
> Wonder, from a philosophical perspective, just how far off that is from the reality
> Realize, wait a minute, if it's boring why am I still here
> Tell yourself, stupid fucker its the porn
> Realize that this line of questioning
> Go ahead on with it one more line

Oh, and was really tempted for a second to share pics and info of my daughter, yes over 18 faggots, but escaped because nobody could distinguish real from not real. But isn't that par for the course.

Wub a lub a dub da

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>>721520740
Wish I could man... I wish I could. But she's too pure for me and I definitely don't deserve someone as perfect as her. I just want to see her happy, you know?

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I use these almost every night

>>721518282
cunt and ass fucked a dag

>going with girl for 8 months
>falls pregnant
>freak out
>stay around but at distance
>son born
>most amazing thing ever
>work hard to be good father, buy house, begin serious relationship with mother
>life good
>son get sick
>needs surgey and transplant
>sign me up
>doctor pulls me aside - boy isnt yours
>rage quit - cancel insurance
>child has to go on waiting list.
>child dies 2weeks later cause mother cant afford hospital fees
>find out - lose it
>what have i done /b

>>721522774
when will you end this meme

I'm terrified he won't like my vagina. That it's loose and my innie isn't raunchy enough looking like those ones with butterfly lips. I'm terrible to the point where idk if I'll have sex

I put my dick inside an egg omelette. Then had my dogs lick my dick

>>721522814
You didn't allow yourself to be further cucked, that's what you did

>>721523080
well, maybe. unlikely though.
pls provide
a) virgin y/n
b) age
c) any specific reasons you have for worrying

>>721523080
Post and we'll judge

i've cheated on my military husband too many times to count and i can't stop

>>721523363

Hot. I love fucking someone elses woman.

You have never lived.

>>721523363
hey there georgia, how have you been

>>721523190
Virgin no.
26
Idk it's been a panic of mine since iv started being active. Iv had terrible lovers. They are not responsive and have never done much for me. Or anything. Iv been faking it forever. So it makes me think that maybe the problem starts with me.

>>721523404
Shows us that pussy or gtfo

>>721522814
You killed your son. That's what he was, after all. His mother is a bitch, but he was your son.

>>721523347
No. I have freckles that make it recognizable

>>721512160
>>721512405
go turn yourselves into the local nuthouse, please

>>721523080

Show us we can judge

>>721513334
are they attractive? where you do pick them up?

>>721523403
haha you do know my name isn't georgia, right? i'm well under the circumstances. how are you?

>>721523404
odds are it's not your pussy. A nice pussy can be hot, but out of the parts of a woman you can actually see while fucking it's pretty low down the list.

There may be something horrible and fucked up with you that puts all the guys off, but the way you described it sounds fine.

The fact that you're just starting by assuming it's a physical problem makes me think its mental. Most shitty sex is because of a lazy or boring partner, not an unattractive one

>but post timestamped pussy and we'll judge anyway

>>721523455
it's an innie, though? those are the best.

it's bad when it's a flop of roast beef

>>721523481
Until you tell me your real name I'm going to keep calling you georgia.

and fine thanx cant complain

>>721523512
I make a point not to be boring in bed. Do their kinks, be responsive, take control, make them cum. Yet they have never been able to make me cum. Ever. It's awful.
Also, I think being on this site since I was 18 has been giving me all kinds of fucked up fears

>>721523080
Pics?

>>721518280
Get that girl, anon. Get that girl.

>>721523580
Well obviously I don't mean the really massive roast beef lips. I mean the small ones that look like a butterfly. I keep reading that guys love the butterfly lips

>>721523752

Both are awesome. Seriously.

>>721514143
well you know fs you're a sociopath the moment you convert to islam, the rest is irrelevant

The Diamond Dogs are real, and a few of us run them.

>>721523664
just pussy pic with timestamp and we'll judge it lol not being desperate or anything but we could literally tell u what we think

>>721523664
>Yet they have never been able to make me cum
then yeah, pick one of these
>you pick shitty guys who dont care
>you're fucking hard to get off in bed
>you give shitty instructions about what you need
>you aren't turned on by the situations you're setting up

What you've said makes no sense though. If you can get them off fine and they just aren't getting you off, how the fuck could the problem be how attractive your pussy is? Is it not motivating them enough to get you off or some shit?

>being on this site since I was 18 has been giving me all kinds of fucked up fears
yeah I get that. Been here since 18 myself and my main fear is somebody finding out I go on /b/

>>721523613
i live in georgia, that's why some people here call me georgia, i guess. are you a regular here?

>>721523889
Nah, iv never sent/posted nudes before. Gonna keep it that way. Shit is for inperson use only

>>721523915
You have correctly identified why I call you georgia

regular enough to remember when you started posting

>>721514796
Told him that your gf know that he taped her and have nude stash in his drive. Blackmail him for his gf nudes, or let everyone know he is a perv.
Win win

>>721523915

Hello from Alabama.

>>721523961
>26 year old girl
>never sent nudes before
yeah I'm going to have to call bullshit on your story right there, does not fit at all with the rest of what you've been saying
get your b8 str8 before you post m8

>>721523914
Oh many people have found out I'm on this site hahaha

>you aren't turned on by the situations
And picking shitty guys

I think this is it. I do what I can to turn them on but it never seems they are ever fully invested in returning the favor. Guess I need to pick better guys that actually seem interested in me and then I'll feel more attractive.

You miracle worker.
I'm a dumb ass hahaha

>>721524118
Kek doesn't really matter what you believe. Iv been called a never nude many times on /soc/

>>721524002
that's cool. i dig that.

>>721524039
hello neighbor

>>721524315

Hello neighbor.

So how did you start cheating on your husband? Sometimes I want to on my wife.

>>721524315
>
hello from Australia

My leg is dying/getting worse, and I dont wanna believe is real.

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>>721514966
this is what I understood

In High Scool I catfished a bunch of chicks from my classes and got nudes from a lot of them.

I stayed at a friend's house for a week while visiting another city, I stayed in his sisters room and would frequently just rub my dick on things and ended up masturbating with her panties

In college I liked a girl and accidentally stalked her for about 3 weeks before police got involved

>>721524172
yeah being too giving only works if you get off on the other person getting off. Unless you're particlarly subby that probably isn't the case

If you're having the conversation where you're finding out what they like, that's when you tell them what you like. if they don't give a shit that's the time to back out and pick another one.

oh, and try to get yourself off before you get them off. I always try to make sure the girl gets off first because when I'm horny and unsatisfied I'm more motivated, after I cum I give far less of a shit.

>>721524246
so post non-nude with timestamp to prove femanon

>>721524432
hello from iceland

>>721524553
hi

>>721524582
hey

>>721522724
then say something.

Either she likes you, you end up together and both are happy. Win.

Or she likes you at first, you start dating, then break up. You will be heartbroken, but it will go away, not like your current oneitis. Win.

Or she friendzones you, or tells you she wants to be happy with sb else. If you really "just want her to be happy", even this is a win.

Thank me later.

>>721524478
Sucks anon how did it get kill

>>721524723
small bad accidents that kept happening,
accident on a party when I was a teen cause i was a damn idiot.
a rainy day slip on a hill.
I refused to get a cane cause I didnt believe was a problem.

I couldnt afford to pay to get help so I just shrug it off back then, now is getting worse despite I can pay for insurace/clinic to get it checked.

>>721524393
he was on deployment and a guy hit on me at the right time at the right place. i highly recommend against it, because you will feel like shit. guaranteed.

>>721524432
hello!

>>721523690
I want to... I just don't think I have it in me to keep her happy. I've done some bad shit to my exes that I could never imagine putting her through... All I want to do is see her happy.

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>>721524533

>>721525020
you just got this from /soc/ you retard

>>721525020
100/10 would smash so hard that it would move earth out of orbit.

>>721524988

So why do you keep doing it then, neighbor?

>>721525020
pussy appears fine from here

>>721525094
i'm addicted to it

>>721525149
adickted

>>721525073
Hahaha go find it there. If you try saving and posting it, I can just post a different photo time stamped and the different IDs will prove you wrong.

>>721525084
I could use that about now hahaha

>>721525095
Kek

My wife cucks me. It was fun at first but now she has been with 15 different guys.

>>721525149

So you enjoy it more than you don't like it.

>>721525280
>Hahaha go find it there. If you try saving and posting it, I can just post a different photo time stamped and the different IDs will prove you wrong.
the fuck are you even trying to say
next time you want to prove you're legit, write down the post no. you're replying to on the piece of paper.

>>721525350
i hate myself afterwards, i've thrown up afterwards only because of how disgusted i am with myself.

but the thrill and the sex is like nothing else

>>721525020
tits or gtfo
>>721525073
>>721525084
>>721525095
white knight faggots

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>>721525280
I can't help it, the glasses and the hair make me diamonds.

>>721512160
>Once or twice a day I'll beat the shit out of a pillow and pretend it's Cara Delevingne

that sounds very healthy anon

>>721525416

That's kind of what I'm looking for, neighbor. I want to blow a load so huge it floods her.. even if I hate myself after..

>>721525416
nothing like the thrill of the taboo to get you off

that's why I like to fuck my neighbours dogs in the middle of the night, so much danger and sexy

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>>721525386

>>721525423
I don't mean the poster specifically, I mean the girl in the pic.

>>721525562

dem fucking glasses. I wanna cum on 'em.

>>721525562
accepted

now thats out of the way lets talk about your tongue: does it look like that all the time or is that a weird photo

>>721525530
that sounds good :p

>>721525546
what the fuck

>>721525605
Come on now, we're talking about what I want sexually now

I still have nudes of my ex that I broke up with in four years ago, most of them taken without her knowing
>inb4 share faggot: never, don't even ask
I have dated one other girl and slept with a few anothers since then, but she keeps popping into my mind
been single for last half a year, thought a lot, decided to mend my ways
so far I've been able to do it
also thought about past relationships
There are many things not to be proud of, but nothing to regret, save one:
I seriously regret breaking up with this girl

>>721511563
I have no secrets. We're all one being under the illusion of separate minds, body, matter and energy. The separation is simply to produce a better self. When we obtain the final perfect self we will become nearly godlike. At that time we will know everything that ever is, was and will be. We will fully know ourselves/myself in oneness of mind, body, matter and energy. At that point no secrets shall exist. Everything will be tied together in the tapestry of life.

Since I know that moment will come, I know there are no secrets. The one pantheist god is always watching, always here, and I am one with it and everything else including OP and all the other anons.

>>721525562
OK NOW I would smash so hard that the impact sends waves through the air powerful enough to level small countries flat... Gotta love a girl with spunk ya know?

>>721525620
All the time. It's too big for my mouth so it's always pressed against my teeth.
Leves marks

I got cucked once by my sister and two of my buddies. not sure if I want that to happen again or not

I'm a functional porn addict

>>721525639
I was in your exact same position. Had screenshots from skype sex she never knew I had. Deleted them hard with an eraser program to get rid of them for good. Trust me dude, it sucks at first but you'll be glad you did.

>>721525638

Well, tell us what you want sexually.

>>721525630

I know. I want to go into another woman bareback and just fill her up and leave her smell on my cock after I go home.

>>721514966
Why am I laughing so hard?

>>721525700
...interesting

but either way, nothing obviously wrong in that pic that'd cause shitty sex. You're just making bad choices

>>721525712

Were you fucking your sister?

A haemophiliac of my school, hit me many times and for fear I did not respond,I do martial arts for 5 years, One day he can not abide his shit
result
anon, out school, hemophiliac broken nose and 3 fingers broken to
sorry for my english im french guy

>>721513334
>spending at least $300 a month on hookers and I work a minimum wage job.

si that's...what.... about 90% of your income?

I thought I was bad for spending that much, but I make about $1,000 a day.

>>721525753
that sounds good, neighbor ~

>>721525691
Would we salt the earth of the lands we flattend after?

>>721525753
I just want a fucking orgasm by this point

>>721523752
My cousin dumped a guy who thought the idea of going down on a girl was gross.

If you're with a guy that does not like pussy, or has some sort of problem with it, he's possibly literally a faggot.

Stop reading that crap, wherever you found it. Hygiene is all that counts down there.

>>721525562
Well regardless of other posters' bs, how your vagina looks is not a cause for concern. I hooked up with a ton of girls early in college and I probably only made some of them happy. Then I got into a relationship with a girl that I initially had a lot of trouble satisfying. (She has a beautiful pussy, btw, but again that's not really relevant at all). Initially, she was suuuuper self conscious about me going down on her and wouldn't let me. When we built up enough trust that she let me do that, I started getting her off regularly. She just couldn't cum from regular sex. I have heard that the distance between your clit and your vagina matters re: whether you'll cum from penetrative sex because if it's too far it won't get stimulated, but that means you're like 90% of women and need oral. Also if you're like my gf, you also need to relax and really trust your partner. Above all, if you freak out about orgasming, it won't happen. Women need to relax before it can happen. So it's very likely that your fear about your vagina is actually the problem, and not your vagina itself.

>>721525810
Well I haven't done nudes so at least I have that going for me.

>>721525712
>>721525811
no, not even close

>>721514796
This >>721524027

>>721525823

yeah. I don't know why the thought turns me on so much, but it does.. even better if the other girl knows I'm cheating.. and wants me to do it.

>>721525858

Can you get one by yourself or nothing at all?

>>721525858
>>721525858
muh dick, vocaroo ur sexual frustration and/or b8

>>721525946

then how the fuck did she 'cuck' you?

>>721525924
This sound like my completely. I'll work on relaxing and trying to enjoy it more.

>>721525858
we will salt the charred earth so that nothing may grow there for generations

some girls just find it hard to get off during sex tbh. I've got an ex who I needed to get off manually with a vibe ahead of time because she just couldn't cum while being penetrated.

>>721525925
>at least I have that going for me
how is that something that's going for you? a girl who sends nudes is great, keeps shit spicy when they're not around

i've been fucking my friends ex girlfriend who also happens to be my ex girlfriend's twin sister.

>>721514796
Dumb stupid idea

>>721526054
did you think of the twin you fuck now when you were with the other one?

>>721514344

beat the living shit out of him without saying why.

If you don't do that, then cut off your balls - you don't deserve them.

>>721525972
I don't really much care for masturbation. Unless it's to get off my partner.

>>721526035
Because if I am with someone, we should be fucking so much that nudes are not needed.

I'm god incarnate in human form and I'm trapped here with all of you for reasons I cannot even begin to understand.

>>721525972
you have hot fantasies, neighbor

>>721526155

That's not what I asked you. I asked if you can get yourself off if you try. If you can't, you might have an actual, physical problem.

>>721526222
Oh. Yeah I I can. Just not what I'm into so it's not that enjoyable

>>721526102
no they're fraternal. i'm currently fucking the hotter one

>>721514966

I like girl and I think girl like me. Let's hang out on vacation. "we can give it a shot" but always too busy when I want to hang out. but she like me right? everyone say she like me. just busy.

>>721526189

Thanks, neighbor. My wife never lets me do anal, either.. I would cum multiple times without ever going soft if I found a side girl that would..

>>721526007
I had an after party at my home (she was out with me and my friends)

they were acting like they're fucking obsessed with her and decided to fuck her there right in front of me and she complied

>>721526155
>we should be fucking so much that nudes are not needed.
kek
yeah that's one of those lovely fantasies that doesn't hold up in any relationship over a couple of months

Even when it's fresh nudes are great. Some nights you're not near each other, and one way to ensure a good fucking is to sneak into a bathroom and take a few sexy pics to send me while I'm at work.

>>721526263
>Just not what I'm into so it's not that enjoyable
so you don't enjoy masturbating because it's not what you're into, but you've never managed to cum during sex with somebody else?
still a fair chance there's some fundamental problem at your end

>>721524711
Hey anon... Thanks. Not sure why I had to come to /b for dating advice but you're right. I gotta do something sooner or later.

>>721516483
>I have weird sexual fetishes ever since I was a kid. I've put anything on my dick that you can imagine, paint, nail Polish, grease, ants, mosquitoes. I'm also fairly certain I'm schizophrenic

what could possibly go wrong?

>>721525925
I'm the same poster as 721525924. One other thing I'd note is that especially if we're talking about hookups vs relationships, the thing that makes all the difference is clear communication. I am the same person all the time, but I know for a fact that there are some girls out there that think I'm terrible at sex and some who think I'm the best they've ever had. And that's not just because some have low expectations and others have high expectations. The #1 most important thing for you to do as a girl (and to a lesser degree for guys as well) is to clearly communicate what feels good for you and what doesn't work. No matter how good they are(and I fancy myself a very giving lover), guys can only get so far by themselves. The best hookup I ever had was almost shocking to me because the girl was very direct about what was working and what wasn't, but as a result both of us ended it extremely happy and satisfied. (Though unfortunately it did end with a broken condom. >.> )

TL;DR--If a guy is doing something and you don't feel it, tell him how to do it better. Or just tell him it's not working and to try something else. Be sexy and adventurous, but be confident enough to be direct about things. Tell him right off you want to cum, and tell him what to do to make you feel good. Guys need to be pointed in the right direction, but if you've picked a good one he will move heaven and earth to get you off.

If he doesn't care about getting you off, kick his ass to the curb sooooo fast.

>>721526347
maybe you should find someone to do all the kinky stuff with, and then go home to your wife. lots of girls do anal!~

Am addicted to fapping on omegle for teen girls

>>721517762
Whoa.

>>721516555

what makes this the best is you actually think you're doing it and that it will work.

doesn't work that way Skippy.

>relax everyone, take it from a certified medfag here, Skippy be tripping.

When I was 10-11, my best friend's chubby older sister let me hump her pussy on several occasions, but I had to wear her old panties and nightshirt and pretend I was her baby sister.

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I've been growing more detached from society and entering this state of social complacency because of it. I can't seem to care about anything and that complacent feeling mixed with societal disconnect is probably turning me into a sociopath

>>721526416
I'm not into masturbation because I wanted to be pleasured. I want someone else to do the work and make me cum.
Doesn't mean i can't come when I touch myself or when I'm being eaten out.

>>721526359

That's not cucking.

>>721526453

That's what I want. I want a complete freak to have on the side and just fill her up with my cum, then go home to my wife. I love my wife.. but she won't do much kink-wise

>>721525858
Damn straight, leave it as a reminder to humanity of what a hot girl can do to a man... Ah, reminds me of losing my virginity... Jk

>>721526453
this
my wife isn't that kinky, gets boring

there's a policemans wife I know, though, who is the kinkiest fucking girl around. He's not into it, so we occasionally catch up for a few hours of proper BDSM

sometimes when im jerking off in the shower i put my finger up my butt

>>721516995
>for a few thousand dollars

going rate is a few hundred, loser

Once I accidentally stole a make a wish from a dying cancer kid

>>721526532
so what have you actually done that you really, genuinely enjoyed getting off to?

>>721526440
Ok. I'll keep all of this in mind. I don't think I have been selfish enough in bed.
Gotta start doing that.

>>721526540
you should make a list of all the things you wanna do and then find someone to work down the list with, neighbor. i know someone who would be up for it.

>>721526561
nice

when I fuck with my gf give my phone and call her friends for talk

>>721526649
>i know someone who would be up for it.
is it you

>>721526631
I get off to the idea of a wonderful cock fucking my right and making me cum. Nothing crazy. Just the idea of great sex gets me going

>>721526679
that's classified

>>721526649

Who's that, neighbor? And it's a long list.. I have a lot of kinks.

>>721512160
I never understood why kids in school get suspended. "You fucked up, have some holidays". Just give them extra lessons instead or something.

>>721514344
Nice dubs. I have a buddy who secretly taped another buddy's wife. The married friend and I found the videos on his computer after he passed out drunk. Awesome shit show. Somehow they're still friends.

>>721526720
>I get off to the idea of a wonderful cock fucking my right and making me cum
>I get off to the idea
I asked what you'd done that got you off, not what fantasies get you off.

Unless you've actually cum during great sex, that remains a fantasy and may or may not actually work for you.

>>721526776
that's classified, neighbor. but you should rank the list by how likely it is someone would do it, then go down the list. get the high score, neighbor. can i play?

>>721526532
This is perfect for my post about communication--if you know what you have to do to make yourself cum, you know what another person would have to do. Once you coach someone through it, they'll work to make everything better every time. I know my gf and I just continue to have better sex all the time because now I know what makes her tick and sometimes she even gives me real information now about what she likes (hallelujah praise the lord and save us from inconsistently bashful women).

>>721519058

aint life in Kentucky great?

>>721526858
Implying thinking of fansties isn't what I do to get off. You are over thinking things.

>>721516483
Have you tried paint followed by paint stripper?that could be an interesting combination

>>721526949
so what you want is to receive sex while fantasizing about great sex?

>>721526900

That sounds like a fun game. want to email or kik me to play, neighbor?

>>721526646
Yes! Be selfish! If you have a good guy, half to three-quarters of his pleasure should be derived from your pleasure--just like you get most of your enjoyment now from making him feel great. Being "selfish" in bed, as long as it isn't real selfishness where you start only caring about your own pleasure (which doesn't sound like it'll be an issue), will start a positive loop where both of you have increasingly mind-blowing sex. I've been living that for about a year now.

>>721513426

>i blew this other kid and they loved it

let me fix that for you faggot

>i blew this other kid and t̶h̶e̶y̶ he loved it

it's "he", not "they". singular, not plural. and don't give me this gender blah blah blah shit you faggots think is relevant. it's not, it's grammar.

>>721527062
yes. post your kik.

>>721527059
What? How did you get that. You asked me what I have done to get myself off.
I used the fantasy of great sex. Really that simple

>>721520257

gril or faggot?

>>721527122

kallish1, neighbor.

>>721527086
Will keep in mind. Thank you.

>>721520460
>I raped and killed a man in 1992

I am that man.

>>721527123
>You asked me what I have done to get myself off.
yeah I see what happened there. I was trying to ask what sexual acts have got you off other than masturbation to see if you had a clue what gets you off in reality vs fantasy, you read it the other way

either way I'm fucking off now good luck with your vagina

>>721527167
No birth control for a little whore like you of course. If you don’t want to get bred, then you better just learn to beg well enough that whatever man is using you decides to shoot his cum in your tight ass or eager mouth instead – or all over your face or chest so that you get to walk around showing the world what a little whore you are. Or maybe you'll end up there on your back, legs up, spread wide, showing off how full of cum you are because you know He likes to see it... regardless of how risky it is.

Sooner or later your belly will swell… It’s just your place in life. Cleaning the floors on your hands and knees, belly swinging and tits leaking, ass bared hoping that whatever man or dog is watching you will decide to let you have a short break as he uses one of your holes for his pleasure.

If you're a submissive girl who gets turned on by depraved thoughts as the above and are looking for something more than just play then kik me at kallish1 and let me know how old you are, where you’re from, and how deep control over your life that you want to surrender.

>>721521458

gril or faggot?

>>721524432
hello fellow Australian

My 7 yr old cousin knows what my cum tastes like.

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once playing truth or dare when i was like 7 or 8 i was dared to put my finger in friends anus, and i fucking did.

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>>721519058

>>721525820
>si that's...what.... about 90% of your income?
What piss poor country do you live in?

>>721527187
One last thing--it sounds like you specifically want to cum from penetration. Many women have no luck with this, because there really isn't all that much real sensitivity inside the vagina. Meanwhile, the clitoris is more sensitive than a guy's penis. That means if you want to cum from penetration and you're not among the lucky chosen few who have no trouble with that, you'll either want to choose positions that allow your clit to be naturally stimulated (like you on top with him sitting up a bit) or use a vibrator/fingers while he is inside you. This can totally be something he does so your fantasy can be for real; you just need to introduce the idea.

>>721527290

Ok?

>>721527512
thats right bitch

>>721527636

I'm super intimidated, you found an archived thread. *Golf clap*

>>721527187
Also I will second b's opinion that you are super cute, so if you aren't fucking guys that worship your pussy you need to aim higher and have no fear in doing so.

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked