I HAVR A REQUEST TO MAKE. Respectfully, dear artists of b, can you make trumps face into a black and white picture like obamas not bad face and jackie chan wtf face and yao mings hilariously happy face??
Requesting her seductively presenting her abs.
Or one that you think it better
Wicked you say...
props if you get the reference
>You fucking weeb.
Aw geez, you flatter me~
Also nice sweater dork, really brings out the color of your everything
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any one pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
Just be happy I'm not demanding the Statue of Liberty riding the Washington Monument in full view of the Reflecting Pool while a bunch of Japs take pictures....
Which looks like pic related... in case you were wondering.
Went to pee and now theres a new thread......fuk
/r/ this Sneasel using their Weavile costume as their toilet.
Scum? Why am I scum? I'm just trying to inform you of local hunting laws so that you don't get into shit with the MNR.
Those cunts will fine you big time for hunting game out of season. They can even imprison you!
Scary the power they have.
Anybody else got a request for me to fuck up?
Does anybody have a Krita tutorial that's up to date and won't put me to sleep? I've been drawing traditionally for years, but I can't seem to get the hang of digital to save my life.
you got the wrong spider, i don't have a home
Damn... I'll get you to draw a sexy hitler eventually. Mark my words!
No matter how many weird attempts you have to make along the way....
And thank you! Always good to see requests filled in entertaining ways.
I remember you
Can I request a drawing of Homura
Not lewd please
also, i made him home, now he is sheltered spidur c:
i'm sorry, i should've worded that better. i don't eat bugs.
i don't know, there's nothing but a white void from here on
oh i guess i'm home instead
sure m8, gib me tiem and I will make those pol memes soon.
...I need to sleep.
That house is pretty small.
Seems more like a decorative cage if ya ask me.
Can you draw Papika
She's the orange hair girl
>Implying you can hold a fucking pencil
Fuck I forgot to draw the left hand, hol up
>If not bugs, then what?
i'm a vegetarian, use your imagination
>And I've seen a moth in your web before
i have no connections with said moth
eh, it keeps me sane
Sorry I got distracted, I was also never good at anime
Eh? Who the heck is this? How do you rememeber me?
>eh, keeps me sane.
I'm pretty sure being stuck in a cage would do that opposite of what you're expecting really...
Okay, see ya in a bit then.
Y u gotta be so r00d?
Bugs from down the hall keep migrating! My spiders aren't doing nothing about it! Not sure why I let them live if they're not going to eat the bugs....
And then this spooder, who I've seen catch big bugs before!!! refuses to teach mine a lesson....
>Implying you can hold a fucking pencil
Don't have many drawings saved to my computer, but I drew this two years ago.
I request this little rodent but with arms.
>how did you remember me
Because you look like suwako
Then you should probably get a more full-proof plan, rather than trying to get a vegetarian spider to try to teach your spiders how to kill other bugs.
Showers are gud, you guys should try em
I dont even wanna know! I bet itd be catastrophic!
You could just, y'know...
GET NEW SPIDERS?
Ones that know how to make a proper web?
My dog broke it
(nah, i threw a punch at the air and...it just....broke....)
>I'm looking for more of a, "I want to fuck Hitler" sort of sexy Hitler.
does you spoken English?
but do you still draw now?
This is a possibility, yes.
BUT! Then I have big noticeable spiders walking around that might actually bite me on a regular basis. I don't want that.
Was bad enough that one time the little fuckers bit me.
It's too quiet, I don't like it
WHOA THAT IS SPOOKY COINCIDENCE
Now I gotta know where they're from, sauce?
We'll see what I can cook up
Well if you don't want to be bitten by spiders, you could also just call an exterminator.
They're useless for me. As my bugs are migrants from the hoarder down the hall.
Always going to be a few running around from time to time.
Luckily, it's rare that I see more than one at a time.
I only have twitter, but only for shitposting propuses.
mein furher tittens
You're an odd one.
The fact that we've had this conversation for so long only cements that fact really.
Here you go, its hidden in the subtext or some shit
Seems about right.
I'd consider myself True Neutral.
If I were to use DnD as my reference.
And how am I odd exactly? There's plenty of "odd" people on /b/, what makes me any different?
1. draw frames
2. put frames in timeline
3. set speed
4. export animation
if your program of choice doesnt support gifs, im sure theres sites that let you upload frames individually and then makes it a gif for you
Mainly because of your methods at dealing with pests and bugs.
We should hold a music festival on the drawthreads.
Let's call it the: "I Love & Respect Chrishop-Fest"
draw what good? anatomy? lines ? colors? be more specific man.
whats wrong with cartoon porn?
hey it's that cunt who can't draw
anybody want something drawn awfully?
There's nothing wrong with cartoon porn. I'm just tired of it being called r34 when pic related is much more accurate to the term.
Respect should be perpetual.
Nobody deserves disrespect.
But super respect should be earned.
However, basic respect should be given free!
I give it out free to you all the time
Just seems like a bit more extra work to me.
I don't think you actually know what respect is. Respect is never given out for free, nor should ever be given out for free or else it loses all meaning and becomes pointless.
I keep getting distracted, this is why I never draw in draw threads
I'll look into it later, thanks though
What a weird coincidence
i'll do one more req before i tap out for the night
hit me with your best meme
Whatever man, you do you.
Imma just chill, might end up falling asleep, can't say for sure though.
Life has no meaning, and that's why I give out respect and love to you, despite how you abuse me all the time.
Bawble is amazing tho :o
I'm not abusing you, I'm merely telling you the truth, you have done nothing to earn respect so you deserve none, if you give it so freely (which you don't, you don't respect anything or anyone) you don't understand what respect is.
>I'm not abusing you, I'm merely telling you the truth
Fine, but can you understand that I love you? Nothing you can do will make me not want to care for you.
>you don't understand what respect is.
Maybe not idk
>waaah i dun like her artstyle she's literally hitler
She hardly does anything, she just posts artwork and asks for requests.
The fact that you think she's anywhere close to being as bad as chris proves you're delusional.
aight if thats nothin than im out
stay safe stay in school see you tomorrow
Fuck off chris
then what else should r34 be called? as far as i know theres no better term for it
hit me fam
with the bird painting?
you cant be serious .
go t'sleep if you're tired friend
>not knowing all the suicide scares and stupid blog posts shes posted here
She draws shittily, almost never does requests, instead just posts shit from her shitty stream or talks about killing herself. Shes fucking scum.
if i ever met bawble in real life, i'd pay her to ballbust me
don't be mean to me!
Not taking requests tonight, but I drew this for a friend today.
I'm just saying cartoon porn threads should call themselves cartoon porn instead of r34. Leaving r34 for the truly entertaining and strange.
Like suitcase porn... or something.
Or jet and tank porn! Before they became popular enough for their own threads.
>hit me fam
Okay. Don't say I didn't warn you...
Yes I am guy with bord painting, can u help me draw better Jews?