About to off myself. Trips decides how I do so.

aging

Natural causes

Break into relative's house,bringing gun and camera, recording it all
Masturbate in their bedroom while they sleep, scream their name as you cum. After they wake, shoot them. Then put down the camera and shoot yourself.

old age

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No you arent, faggot. Go back to ifunny.
Sage.

walk into a walmart and start beating your dick.
right before you cum
blow your brains out

Don't do it.

>>721489823
daily getting older

Don't do it anon,
There is porn and videogames.

not being a fag

By cop

>>721489823
Amonia and bleach mix. Inhale it.

hang yourself live on webcam
also timestamp

>>721489823
masterbate to death

>>721489823
go on quest to find yourself

>>721490215
Rolling for this. Holy fuck

Butt chugging

>>721489823
off yourself to bed and sleep on it

>>721490215
Roll

>>721490410
>>721490497
Who says /b isn't good at giving advice?

>>721489823
shooting up a school and getting into a shootoff with the police

>>721489823
starvation

>>721490215
This plz

healthy life style

by shutting up and doing it instead of being an attention whoring faggot

p.s. you won't

p.p.s. sage

Molotov cocktail a libtard protest until the cops kill you

trump assassination

>>721490215
get

>>721490215
Reroll

>>721490215
rolllllo

stop being a cuck

live a long and hapy life

>>721490215

trips get

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Shoot yourself while streaming after posting the stream link to /b/.
This is the only true answer.

Roll, my /b/rethren! Roll!

Old and happy from natural non-self induced causes

become a fire fighter and have ladies swoon over you including your body pillow waifu

>>721490979
rolland for justice

dont

>>721490437
This

>>721489823
drink too much dihydrogen monoxide

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don't do it anon
life sucks but it can get better

Marshmallows up the ass until something breaks

Life sucks, but death is worse. Don't do it

Drowning in cum

>>721490979
rolling

death by snu snu

>>721489823

seppuku

>>721491139
>I know what actually happens after you die and it's worse than life
nah you don't

>>721490979
rerolling for this

Mix bleach with sugar and milk, freeze it, dry it, turn it to flakes and inject into your heart and brain.

Taking a nasty shit...

>>721491309

Masturbation everyday

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buttplug

At the age of eighty with a belly full of mead and a girls mouth around your cock

>>721489823
shoot up a university and then shoot yourself\

#betauprising

>>721491380
ready roll

>>721489823
Drown yourself in your toilet.

>>721489823
>>721489823
Killing spree! Get a list of violent sexual predators in your area and off them one by one until the police catch on then suicide by police.

Make your life worth something OP. Be my hero

>>721491410
REroll for game of thrones

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>>721489823

>eat yourself to death
off by one

>>721490215
I'll roll for this

>>721491532
Rolling begins now

jump out an airplane with no parachute while masturbating cum as your crash

>>721490979
Rolling.

>>721491554
Off by one rerool

>>721491532
Roll

just lay in sound and hope you die soon until you die however

>>721489823
Sharpie in pooper, to death

>>721490979
>>721491309
Either of these is good, your pick OP. But you gotta stream it

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>>721491659
no need

Slit wrists till you bleed out.
Live stream it.

>>721491634
*you reroll

>>721491532
Rollinggg

>>721490979
Roll.

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I'd say put a knife though one of your vital arteries, but I know that you are a faggot that wouldn't do it, otherwise you wouldn't be considering suicide in the first place.

Over excercising

>>721491668
God damnit
>>721491532
Roll again

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watch animu till you die

>>721491532
Rolio

>>721491756
Roll

choke on own balls

>>721491634
re roll

Set fire to your crotch

>>721489823
Vacuum cleaner in anus on max suc

>>721491634
re rolls

>>721491532
Rollit

posting for time reference

>>721491532
I'm gunna keep doing this. Roll

>>721491756
Rolleroni, jabroni

>>721489823

on the toilet, surrounded by as many screens as you have access to all displaying loli, dumb slut written on your forehead with a note that says I hope you're proud of me now dad

drown in own cum

>>721490979
>>721491532
rolling for one of these

>>721491532
One more roll again

Self inflicted GSW to head after taking communion at the alter next Sunday standing beside the priest.

>>721491532
Cmon roll

livestream hanging

>>721491988

dubs close enough? /reroll

>>721491634
holy shit can i get trips

Try harder pussy

op hasnt responded yet

>>721492110
why me

>>721489823
by having an android crush you in her thighs desu

>>721491997
>>721491993
>>721491966
>>721491773
>>721491668
God fucking damnit
>>721491532
Roll cmon homie

>>721492123
No one's gotten trips yet.

tie yourself to the back of your car and put a weight on the gas pedal

>>721491532
Roll. Make the world a better place OP

>>721491532
rollerino.

>>721489823
Feet first into a wood chipper.

Call 911, get cops to your house. Attempt to rape the police officers.

>>721491532
This

>>721492301
rollerooni

don't?

>>721491532
Do it!

Call 911,
Don't.

>>721490979
ROLL

>>721492110
damn son

by posting more android 18 r34

sell your organs and donate them to a charity

>>721491532
I like this idea.

OP should do it anyways.

Don't kill yourself! If I get trips I want you to hire a prostitute instead.

Get AIDS and slowly die naturally from it.

>>721491532
Thissun

don't,, talk to me :)

>>721490353
Too fucking true,

>>721491532
Yeah this

Hire a gang of nig nogs to rape you to death

>>721489823
starve to death

be black then commit a minor crime

>>721491532
I'm not gunna get trips.

anything that makes big enough news for you to be "local man" in your nearest newspaper

>>721492110
>>721492110

hold your breath

>>721492557
so close

>>721492557
so close

>>721491265
This. Restore your family's honor, OP.

>>721491532
Alright this is my last roll. I'm gunna try and time it

don't.

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>>721492602
>>721492618
mivehind

>>721491532
I mean one more

>>721492110
magic word is nigger

>>721492667
so close

do an instagram live of killing the person that lives closest to you then yourself

>>721492665
please don't

Post more r34

Watch, I'll get trips.

kill yourself to death

>>721492707
>>721492667
this shit is getting too meta and weird

>>721491532
Yeahhhhh

>>721492799
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>721490215
Rolling for this

>>721491532
Rollinirinit

>>721492782
re roll

do an instagram live of killing people then whip out your dick and jerk it until your about to climax then off yourself

Death by too many live hamsters in asshole

>>721492847
OP said trips, dumbass.

>>721490979
rolling

>>721492782
last roll then im out

>>721490215
Rolling

>>721489823
Handgranade in pooper

>>721492667
>>721492665
>>721492885
something wants to keep OP alive kek

slit your own throat

eat own poop

eat ur own poop

>>721491532
>>721490215
rolling for either of these evens is 1st odds is 2nd

eat own poop m8

Continue life happy

>>721492955
No shit dumbass? You see how many times I've rolled? It was frustration ass serpent.

Also roll again for
>>721491532

>>721489823
choke yourself to death with a dragon dildo

die by eating ur own poop

>>721493065
slit your throat neck

You should eat a full container of shaving cream

eat ur own poop op

Shoot up a pre-school. Then shoot yourself

>>721490215
rolling for this

>>721489823
old age

eat ur own pooooop

>>721491532
Do ittttt

>>721493222
winrar

>>721493222
winrar

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>>721493222
winrar

>>721493222
OH SHIEEEEEET

>>721489823
>trips

nigger you aint doing shit

hold up a sign that i voted for trump then shoot yourself in your fat fucking face

kill yourself by dying to death

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>>721493222

>>721493222
shiiiit

OD on American cheese

Let old age take you away in your sleep.

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>>721493222
Do it, Onee-chan!

>>721493222
op will defenitely not deliver on this kek

please live stream the shooting

>>721493222
IF I GET QUADS YOU CAN'T DO THAT, INSTEAD YOU HAVE CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP LIKE YOU DO EVERYNIGHT OP

>>721493222
We'll shit at least I get something out of this.

Leave a note that says it's Trumps fault and viva la antifa or some shit

Do it OP. Don't be a fag

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>>721493222
Destiny

>>721493399
Looks like you failed the childens

>>721489823
>>721493330
Hah, I hope your general quality of life improves, nerd.

>>721493222
oh shit

>inb4 there's no way OP can deliver

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was all just a b8, OP is dead

>>721493222
That's it right there OP

>>721493496
that's not trips you fucking retard

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Fuck dangerous animals until one of them kills you

>>721493530
Can you follow suit?

Hot soldering iron up your peehole

>>721493579
wat

>>721493555
Oh jeez

>>721493567
Lololololol

OP here,
You guys pay attention to the news, especially if you're living in Kentucky.
I'll be making the front page, and you /b/ros will be in my suicide note.

>>721493222
>>721493222
>>721493222
>>721493222
>>721493222
>>721493222
WINRAR STOP ROLLING

>>721493555
Trips of confirmation.

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>>721493222

Write Hitler did nothing wrong in the suicide note and you'll be my hero

>>721493555
>>721493222
Double deliver

>>721493623
And die. Like OP

>>721493708
Rolling for this

>>721493708
Roll

>>721493662
Rolls for redemption trips...
Instead of shooting up pre-school, starve yourself to death, and when people ask why, tell them the problem you have with the world.
Or become a martyr

IT'S TIME, OP. IT'S TIME TO DELIVER OR YOUR SOUL WILL BELONG TO A DEMON FOREVER.
THE CONTRACT IS SEALED

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>>721489823
Suicide by cop, make the evening news while you're at it

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>>721493662
Hi America!

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>>721489823
With no way out of it.

>>721489823
Old age.

>>721493708
Roll for this

>>721493662
What county OP?

So we know it's you

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shiiiet

>>721494321
Jefferson

>>721493662
christ

>>721494321
Nigger hed be retarded to post that. No element of surprise.

>>721489823
You should plug in to charge so you don't go off

Make Columbine look like a god damn joke

>>721490215
Rolling for this shit

OP is faggot. No balls to follow through

tempted to alert Kentucky state police

>>721493708
rolling

>>721493222
WINRAR

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>>721493222
plz happen

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>>721494821

>>721493708
Rolling for This cmon OP

>>721490215
this

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>>721493222
well shit,good luck op

>>721494916
kek

Someone cap this thread so we can make a larger collage when OP an-heros in a pre-school.
OP, a collage of your deeds will live on forever.
Die like you lived: a fucking faggot.

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>>721490215
>>721490979
>>721491532
>>721491634
>>721493222
DO IT FAGGOT

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how do we know op isn't lying?

>>721495179
Nah. You cap it if you want it done. In the time it took you to write your post you could have literally downloaded a browser extension to cap the page

What county?

>>721495260
OP is always lying, and always a faggot.

>Don't do it.
>Maybe try to do something with your life instead of ending it.
>Eat a whole pizza, because why not?

>>721493222
Next Sandy hook???

>>721490097
>>721490190
Still rolling for these

>>721493708
roll

aids you fucking faggot

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>>721495352
if quads,op must provide time stamp with gun

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>>721495546
gg

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You're gonna see a lot of pic related OP

>>721489823
Live a full life and die normally of old age

>get glass cup and smash
>swallow shards

>>721489823
divide by ZERO

>>721489823
damn, who is the artist of this?

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take this

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Provide picture of gun with timestamp

>>721497714
http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/Android-18-NSFW-optional-652366371 link to dev art pretty sure the tits are shopped

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Old Age.

>>721489823
live until you die of old age

natural causes

POST PROOF OP YOU FUCK

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Tie Steel Twine around your neck and to a telephone pole 50 meters will do

Bumper ride a Bus while you wear faggot rollerblades

SHNIHHK

painless and confusing

>>721497714
looks like sakimichan

did an amazing Jinx

>>721489823
DEATH BY SNU SNU

>>721489823
Go choke on a nigger dick

>>721489823
Karaoke

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>>721493222
>>721493222
>>721493222


someone already rolled trips, so many faggots posting in a dead thread that dont bother reading

Go to Salinas and pay someone money.

>>721493222
MUH NIGGA

fap until you die of a heart attack

Proof or you're a bigger faggot than usual, op

>>721498199
it even looks way better without the nude thing

Roll, don't you have so little to live for