YLYL
>>721418106
INCOMING PICKLE CANCER!!!! REPORTING FOR DUTY!!!
>>721419146
Damn it
Happy black history month ylyl
>>721418106
Wew
>>721420650
Happy Black History Month!
>>721420843
>>721420446
After all those pickles, the banana is kinda refreshing.
>>721420939
>>721420882
triggered
>>721420746
kek I lost
>>721420515
>>721418106
>>721421265
I can't tell what I'm looking for in the uppermost circle.
>>721421291
Too** late
>>721421374
I think he's pulling out a mag
I have literally no more pics since my last pc wipe. I have given you good shit OP so fucking contribute you lazy fuck. You do not start a thread and only post 1 pic
>>721421374
that's because it's a shitty picture and the person that posted it is an autistic faggot
There I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
>>721420762
might as well be real
muh
>>721420882
what was the original source im intreagued
>>721421466
THATS NOT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>721420882
I don't get it
>>721420898
lost so hard
>>721421655
filename should have been "youlose"
>>721420992
I lost
>>721418106
You Puke You Lose?
>>721421672
>head job
>>721420951
Underrated.
>>721421855
>>721420843
fucking lost it.
>>721421968
>>721421265
>>721421374
you're not supposed to point gun at yourself or on you buddies, even if you think it's empty.
That's first and most important safety rule, they beat into you, and most militaries is very serious about that. If she was a guy, she'd likely had her gun taken away, punched in face second later, and given few moments to figure out what dhe did wrong
>>721421265
"I was in the military and you weren't"
Lol xd so funny
git in here fagots
>>721411744
>>721421777
C H E C K E D glorious trips glorious pic
>>721420882
Sauce
>>721422236
>>721422145
I remember in basic if you didn't keep your rifle pointed down range they would com whack you in the helmet with a small bat. Usually only took one hit for people to figure it out
>>721420951
I knew instantly that that was a fake.
There's no reason they would print the MGM logo to be transparent or mirrored on the other side.
>>721422396
Someone at my basic actually got the shit beaten out of them for pointing a rifle at me on the firing line. That poor female didn't see it coming.
>>721422277
This.
I was in the army, and even I think its pathetic when little desperate inside jokes are made that arent even that entertaining but military people are like LMAOXDDDD, because they want to seem like their super in on the exclusive joke
>>721420762
last time i read this many made up words in a sentence, it was shakespeare
>>721422386
>>721422145
That's a flashlight, anon
>>721422515
you are the .0001% of ex military dudes who recognizes that the army is 100% pure faggotmode
>>721420703
Nice 9gag logo you have there...be a shame if someone noticed it...
>>721422500
GOOD JOB MAN YOU GOT IT
>>721422500
God you must be a blast at parties...
>>721422587
Getting discharged for my back in 2 months. The army is a joke, hopefully President Trump kicks it up a notch.
>>721422500
I hate you for putting in the effort to reply with an accurate statement. I hope you stub your toe
>>721422577
>flashlight
>with magazine and ejector
they sure changed a lot since I used them
>>721421672
Now you have 5.
Two guys can jizz towards each other.
>>721422236
Why wear the hood.... top kek
>>721422692
i think u completely missed the point of that post, but oh well, at least you said the army is a joke
>>721422500
>>721422365
>>721421694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
>>721421860
I laughed pretty hard at this.
>>721418106
how fucking old was her grandma that she still had her periods
>>721422500
You actually made me laugh
>>721422835
Kinda drunk at the moment, but really. These NCO's now-a-days are just pure shit. I know E-4's that do a damn better job at leadership.
>>721422512
my buddy was shot at firing range. Lucky for him, bullet only grazed his helmet. It was back in 90's and we still used steel helmets from times of glorious USSR.
>>721422500
High grade bait, or god tier stupid. We will never know.
>>721422515
kek
>>721422705
>I hope you stub your toe
dude
>>721421696
>>721421854
>>721422500
that's amazing, bro, kudos
>>721418106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmseXJfNr6E
>>721422577
Look lower and see the barrel pointing up
>>721422943
Hurrr im retarded
>>721421291
>When you decide to stop supporting white "civilization and decide to return to africa
Oh shit... every airport will shut down cuz Tyrone and Shanequia ain't working for the TSA no more! Lordy Jesus help us all! Help us all!
>>721423230
oh shit, I didn't notice the rifle. So she pointed TWO guns on herself?
>>721418106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjKiUHr6gK8
>>721418106
Grandma, as if she could still bleed and didn't go through menopause.
Then I noticed it was a nigger, so yeah her Grandma was probably 36 and could still have kids. Touche'
>>721423880
Virgin detected
Women still bleed after menopause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M
Watch to the end, from 3:00 onwards.
>>721422277
Your not supposed to point a gun at yourself... Thats an inside joke.... And its obvious how here senior are behind her giving looks.... I ... I dont understand how cant you crack this joke
>>721421446
Hard to know without context but it's a female.
>>721421777
>>721421855
>>721421964
Wew red pilling me today lads
>>721420939
soon a swahili nigga will make that poor mathematician have nigger babies for welfare sheckles
>>721420762
fake. Who's jewing who anymore?
>>721421655
Kek
I guess newfriends are immune
>>721423045
any requests
>>721424816
More puss, more mouth
>>721422515
>>721422277
those were just /k/ memes you hyper reactive cunts
use your GBP to buy a fucking Xan
>>721425008
I'm running low on realistic mares, but I have plenty like this
>>721422556
lel
>>721425201
You lost me
>>721422927
given that you can be a grandparent at 24, its not entirely unreasonable that she still had them when that freak was old enough to remember her
>>721424574
nah, it's just not funny
>>721418106
Delete this
>>721425277
>>721425392
>>721424087
>>721423765
The fuck is your thing with pugs?
>>721423880
Holy fuck anon, you made me lose my shit. That shit was funny to me.
>>721420992
Lost, this is fucking awesome.
>>721421265
She also has her m4 pointed up her abdomen. In front of general and SNCO.
>>721418106
Lost.
Where can I download my certifaggot?
>>721420877
trump and his moron supporters last ones to talk. trump, grabbing america by the pussy.
>>721422917
What is this?
>>721422681
Sauce ?
>>721420882
where can i find the full vid
>>721427041
Spider man
>>721427435
Why I didn't see that coming ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoOyY28Fz1I
>>721420843
I dont get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfUrCeWYtGI
>>721425201
God damn, why dont you just end it you furry fucking faggot
>>721427599
Have you ever heard about Rosa Parks ?
There's a videogame about her.
>>721421672
Lost
>>721421842
Filename kek
>>721422577
its a fucking gun you blithering idiot
>>721423248
That's a bad copy a zack braff meme
>>721421777
u can always go back to europe.
>>721421860
>Lips deflated is left, inflated on right.
>Lips size large is left, small is right.
Not putting small on left and large on right is worse enough, but at least be consistent damnit. Those lazy UI designers really fucked up.
Just wanna start off by saying I don't have anything to contribute. Now, onwards.
The absolute fucking state of /b/ humour these days is a joke. Haven't been here in months and I came on today expecting some new stuff but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you dumb cunts are still reposting the bollocks you were posting 4 months ago. These threads should be renamed "YLYW", because laughing in one of these threads is a real fucking challenge. I hope you all die.
>>721428558
> been here for 4 months
> I'm an oldfag
Just kys
>>721420951
>not using such a device to fuck lions
>>721428681
Let us re-examine my post and let's see if you can't spot where you fucked up and showed us all how dumb you are.
>Haven't been here in months and I came on today
>still reposting the same bollocks you were posting 4 months ago
You somehow managed to turn this in to "I've been here for 4 months". You absolute retard, you make me sick. Cut your wrists and post the picture, cunt.
>>721428558
whats funnier than that poster is the amount of people that thought it was real
>>721422705
Jesus dude! Ease off there!
>>721428872
And you took the bait like a champ, godspeed new friend
>>721420882
It's better with sound
>>721425093
BUT I NEED THEM FOR TENDIES YOU CUNT
>>721428769
Under8d comment
>>721428939
It's bretty good though isn't it, and to be fair it wouldn't be surprising if it was real.
>>721428992
Oh, you were just pretending to be retarded were you?
>>721429231
And now you are pretending that you were pretending. Oh the irony!
I like your post, where's the upvote button?
>>721421696
It is so sad that an artist that has the chance to make something beautiful creates such shit.
>>721429442
This isn't going to work, you're a spastic and now you're trying to save face by making me out to be the spastic. Stob it.
The upvote feature is a Diamond account only feature, which you don't have because you're a poor cunt.
>>721421105
Kek lost hard
>>721421655
I LOST TWICE
>>721423963
no they don't you massive faget, unless they are on HRT
>>721423247
That happened to me onceโฆ. :/
>>721420703
lost
>>721429654
Don't have any face or reputation to save here, kiddo. This is not reddit.
Get back another thread trying to pretend you were here since 2001, you flaming faggot
>>721429927
Been here since 2002 actually, so you're not far off. Stop acting like a child, and just admit that you fucked up thanks to your child-like reading ability.
>>721422500
if you canยดt distinguish the difference between a joke & a hoax, you must be really awkward to spend time with.
>>721422500
lost
>>721430008
I've been here since 1995, I remember posting from my pager
>>721430214
Stop lying, this website has only existed since late 2000. Not to mention you can't post here from a pager, you fucking louse.
>>721430289
Newfag detected. Thanks for exposing yourself
>>721430289
pfffffft, you donยดt know jack shit, ive been here since the internet existed.
>>721418106
wtf
>>721422401
not fucking funny
>>721425813
moar
>>721430358
I doubt it, the internet existed before it was open to public use. So unless you were a scientist back in the early days, either working CERN or as a developer then you're a liar, and I don't like liars.
>>721430351
Wow, you're insecure. Why do you feel the need to call everyone a newfag when they say something you don't fully understand?
>>721424282
not gona happen, asians and especially chineses are racist as fuck, the comunities in central africa are very restricted
>>721430462
terrible bait.....
#ImWithHer
>>721421655
fuck
>>721420882
How could I look at the moon, even if I wanted, it's fucking 2PM here
>>721422500
Autism is real
>>721427041
Pocahontas Jones
>>721428769
Implying they are not
>>721422500
It's still funny because it's a CAT scan.
>>721430289
Im here since the punchcards were invented. Btw in my time the computer bugs were actual bugs that messed the circuits.
>>721420446
lost
>>721431631
Back in my days, you had to post actual mails to reply to threads.
Good old times
>>721420939
Africa: not just for blacks anymore!
>>721422500
Autismo, the Noticer.
>>721421540
But still, we got the MnMs, and Ozzy went on stage, and did an amazing show.
>>721420703
>9gag
Kys you fucking fag
>>721421152
how did I lose to this?
>>721422997
Jimmy I'll leave your fucking car on bricks Corkhill
Laaaaar
>>721422500
Lost.
>>721430410
*hilarious
>>721424358
We are the jews now
>>721433359
>>721433386
kek its bdtv
>>721422705
>I hope you stub your toe
>>721422943
in the Corps, E4 is an nco, you shouldve been a Marine, I got corporal at 20
>>721426517
G O O U T S I D E A N D S E E
>>721425432
Fuck pugs.
>>721422500
10/10
>>721428558
I won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPcC_1jkgNk
>>721421777
If the united states let you vote in their elections, get welfare benefits and get driver's license if you're an illegal, I got fucked over for not being able to do any of that shit until I became a citizen 12 years later.
But then again this is just a shit meme made by a over privileged white boy with no idea on how immigration works in their country so i shall just say,
Top kek m8, quality meme posting.
>>721421105
>>721421071
You cut off the part where the guy is reaching down; The floppy disk is labeled "Black Stuff".
Shame, man. Shame.
>>721428300
Well, that is an option, but then we'd have to deal with the rampant muzzie problem.
>>721422917
Last minute or so ruined the whole video
>>721422312
All kidding aside I could see this being more fun than mario kart
>>721428265
keked
>>721431237
sun and moon dont change place for day and night. the moon is visible even at day sometimes.
>>721422500
Poe's Law in action... beautiful.
>>721421842
That iPad is unsecured.
>>721422577
Can't tell a gun from a flashlight?
You're Sherrifs department, aren't you?
>>721422277
i understood it and i've never even held a gun
>>721433551
What's up with this kid photos hopped onto stuff?
>>721428300
so can mexicans, theyre also of european descent
>>721420446
Hello darkness my old friend
>>721431175
hey that's my post! I feel simultaneously honored and horrified
>>721422556
kek xD
>>721422515
I wasn't in the military and still got it. Go be an angsty welfare whore somewhere else
>>721422943
>Chinese cartoons with Trump hats
Seriously fuck off you retarded creep. You make the rest of us look bad.
>>721421105
Lost for the first time in awhile
>>721433621
holy shit got me
>>721434033
>filename
>>721421265
Guns are a mistake
Now any faggot with some money can have one
Real man kill with their own hands
>>721428300
Underrated
>>721423247
lost
>>721425201
report for mlp shit
>>721428520
This autistc pug shit isnt funny and got no wit to it kys fag
>>721428558
You must be new here
>>721422917
Those weather service sounds always put me on edge. Something about them doesn't sit well with me. Even when its a test, the fact that other sounds suddenly cut out and the harsh beeping is the only thing you can hear. It just, ugh. Makes me sick to my stomach. Shit, it used to be worse too, there'd be a nearly inaudible voice saying its a test or whatever. Fuck that specific sound. Its worse than the screams of someone who's being tortured or the sound of a car crash. It just fills me with dread and pure fear.
these are great, my dudes
https://youtu.be/4XsLgBsMRew
https://youtu.be/5Ru-UZNmiw4
>>721422556
Nice work.
Those lefty journalists must have their face smeared with their own excrement
>>721424816
Yea, kys
>>721425813
>>721421655
I don't get it. How is reading "the game" suppose to be funny
>>721425008
>>721425277
>>721438267
Since other anon was a pussy ass bitch
>>721436559
we can't all be monkeys like you
>>721422943
You aint foolin anyone francis
>>721431472
>>721431721
Shopped. The the marks left by the tire do not make that pattern.
>>721437099
there's nowhere else to post it, you retard
the horsefucker board is blue
>>721439120
I knew what it was, still watched it
>>721421265
Looks like she's putting something in her pocket while holding a flashlight... I Dont see a rifle, shitty image is shitty. I think the real issue is she's not making me a sandwich.
>>721433466
someone needs to mode this pic and say Make America great again
WOMEN - THE DEGENRATED GENDER.
>>721433740
lost
>>721435077
No one else crying but salty little dicked trump supporters =(...
>>721438615
newfag
>>721439120
fuckin stupid dude, kill urself.