I have literally no more pics since my last pc wipe. I have given you good shit OP so fucking contribute you lazy fuck. You do not start a thread and only post 1 pic
There I am in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door and mentions there's a little sweetshop on the edge of town. So, we go, and - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby breaking into this little sweetshop right? Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. Well I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son, that's a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...
you're not supposed to point gun at yourself or on you buddies, even if you think it's empty.
That's first and most important safety rule, they beat into you, and most militaries is very serious about that. If she was a guy, she'd likely had her gun taken away, punched in face second later, and given few moments to figure out what dhe did wrong
I remember in basic if you didn't keep your rifle pointed down range they would com whack you in the helmet with a small bat. Usually only took one hit for people to figure it out
I knew instantly that that was a fake.
There's no reason they would print the MGM logo to be transparent or mirrored on the other side.
Someone at my basic actually got the shit beaten out of them for pointing a rifle at me on the firing line. That poor female didn't see it coming.
I was in the army, and even I think its pathetic when little desperate inside jokes are made that arent even that entertaining but military people are like LMAOXDDDD, because they want to seem like their super in on the exclusive joke
Getting discharged for my back in 2 months. The army is a joke, hopefully President Trump kicks it up a notch.
i think u completely missed the point of that post, but oh well, at least you said the army is a joke
Kinda drunk at the moment, but really. These NCO's now-a-days are just pure shit. I know E-4's that do a damn better job at leadership.
High grade bait, or god tier stupid. We will never know.
>When you decide to stop supporting white "civilization and decide to return to africa
Oh shit... every airport will shut down cuz Tyrone and Shanequia ain't working for the TSA no more! Lordy Jesus help us all! Help us all!
Your not supposed to point a gun at yourself... Thats an inside joke.... And its obvious how here senior are behind her giving looks.... I ... I dont understand how cant you crack this joke
fake. Who's jewing who anymore?
I'm running low on realistic mares, but I have plenty like this
Holy fuck anon, you made me lose my shit. That shit was funny to me.
>Lips deflated is left, inflated on right.
>Lips size large is left, small is right.
Not putting small on left and large on right is worse enough, but at least be consistent damnit. Those lazy UI designers really fucked up.
Just wanna start off by saying I don't have anything to contribute. Now, onwards.
The absolute fucking state of /b/ humour these days is a joke. Haven't been here in months and I came on today expecting some new stuff but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you dumb cunts are still reposting the bollocks you were posting 4 months ago. These threads should be renamed "YLYW", because laughing in one of these threads is a real fucking challenge. I hope you all die.
Let us re-examine my post and let's see if you can't spot where you fucked up and showed us all how dumb you are.
>Haven't been here in months and I came on today
>still reposting the same bollocks you were posting 4 months ago
You somehow managed to turn this in to "I've been here for 4 months". You absolute retard, you make me sick. Cut your wrists and post the picture, cunt.
It's bretty good though isn't it, and to be fair it wouldn't be surprising if it was real.
Oh, you were just pretending to be retarded were you?
It is so sad that an artist that has the chance to make something beautiful creates such shit.
This isn't going to work, you're a spastic and now you're trying to save face by making me out to be the spastic. Stob it.
The upvote feature is a Diamond account only feature, which you don't have because you're a poor cunt.
if you can´t distinguish the difference between a joke & a hoax, you must be really awkward to spend time with.
I doubt it, the internet existed before it was open to public use. So unless you were a scientist back in the early days, either working CERN or as a developer then you're a liar, and I don't like liars.
Wow, you're insecure. Why do you feel the need to call everyone a newfag when they say something you don't fully understand?
It's still funny because it's a CAT scan.
If the united states let you vote in their elections, get welfare benefits and get driver's license if you're an illegal, I got fucked over for not being able to do any of that shit until I became a citizen 12 years later.
But then again this is just a shit meme made by a over privileged white boy with no idea on how immigration works in their country so i shall just say,
Top kek m8, quality meme posting.
Those weather service sounds always put me on edge. Something about them doesn't sit well with me. Even when its a test, the fact that other sounds suddenly cut out and the harsh beeping is the only thing you can hear. It just, ugh. Makes me sick to my stomach. Shit, it used to be worse too, there'd be a nearly inaudible voice saying its a test or whatever. Fuck that specific sound. Its worse than the screams of someone who's being tortured or the sound of a car crash. It just fills me with dread and pure fear.
these are great, my dudes
Since other anon was a pussy ass bitch
Looks like she's putting something in her pocket while holding a flashlight... I Dont see a rifle, shitty image is shitty. I think the real issue is she's not making me a sandwich.