New tinder match, help me out /b/

tell her to show you her dick

Tell her tits or gtfo

She looks like a whale, ask to see her tail.

Ask her if you can cum inside

>>721384576
I'm strokin

>>721384880
Roll

I can be your Blue.

Wanna fuck? I'm bored

Ok so for the past three years now, I have been steadily been watching the list of Islamic Terrorist attacks grow and grow and grow to a hideously large number (over 2000 dead this month oh my), and yet NOTHING is being done about vile scourge that is Islam. no one has done anything about it since Isis came to power. Everyone constantly ( Our president included) ignores the threat that Isis poses to everyone it doesn't like ( anyone who's not a Muslim in other words).
I'm so fucking tired of this politically correct, virtue signalling Bullshit. I happily and freely admit I don't want any islamic culture here in the United States nor will I ever. My father almost died at the hands of these fucking animals! So what exactly is our solution people? How many more have to die?I despise Islam. I live in the Netherlands and my heart goes out to our neighbor's.
It's so bad in the cities of Western Europe. It's not just the attacks. It's whole neighborhoods having (semi) jihad law. It's thousands of people in my city who think violence, intimidation and threats are the way to communicate.
It's women being scared to walk some streets alone even in broad daylight.
It's gays and Jews putting their health on the line when they openly identify as what they are.
It's the progressives who betrayed me. They lost there way. They now openly defend religious extremists. Well of the religion is Islam that is. They go on about gender pronouncing and genderless toilets for ever. But when you bring up the women hate in Islamic culture you're called a bigot and a racist.
The liberals and neo cons aren't better. They speak out against extremism. Yet they keep being buddy buddy with fascist Islamic countries. No wonder the far right is n the rise.
I want my progressive country with freedom and true liberalism back. I want our anti violence stance back. I want my freedom of speech back. I want my secular country back.
Fuck Islam and those who are pandering it

I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Islam. The most gruesome, violent, sadistic, xenophobic, discriminatory religion out there. The recent attacks in Paris have removed the last bit of pity i feel toward muslims, why do we only see Islamic terrorism? Why don't we see Christians blowing themselves up in the HQ of the freedom from religion foundation? Why don't we see Atheist beheading christians? Why is it only Islamic terrorism that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with extremism, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile prophet (piss be upon him). I am sick and tired of this religion, i am sick and tired of western countries having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking welcome them in our first world countries and all they do is blow themselves up in the name of a fucking psychopatic sky daddy and claim Sharia Law to be imposed and above the governement that welcomed them in open arms from misery. Throughout my life i have always defended moderate muslims (which i am now doubting their existance) and told people to not generalise the whole muslim population, but this is fucking enough, this religion is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal" muslims stand up against these fucking psychopaths and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of non muslim countries. I am so sorry for any liberal accepting muslims out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, Islam is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a baby to the ruler of darkness because atheism.

>>721385171
Kek, reroll

>>721384576
I don't like sand

Will get overturned.
Judge's need to make rulings based on the law, not on political temperature.
The President fortunately or unfortunately has the law on his side.So, I voted for Trump (or rather, voted against the Clinton Crime Syndicate... I was actually a Bernie supporter), but I wish that Clinton had done the following during one of the debates.
She should have looked over at Trump and asked very plainly, without an ounce of her patented snide shit, "How does a bill become a law?" And when he tried to dodge the question, just go back, plainly, to the original ask; "How does a bill become a law?" And just don't let up for the entire 90 minutes. Make it crystal clear that Trump has zero idea what civic duty or responsibility looks like.
The guy is a fucking clown, and he has no idea what checks and balances are about. What a cluster fuck. Still glad it isn't Clinton, but damn

>>721384576
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

KEIJO IS THE BEST ANIME EVRERE80ERUYISVYADFIHEW

>>721385298
Roll

>>721384576
Just playing with my dick and watching cartoon porn with my cat. You like computer games?

>>721384662
This

>>721385171
>allahu akbar

dick in the puss?

>>721385554
So close.

>>721384576
Ask her how many toes she has
If it's less than eight don't even bother

Wanna se ma winky lul xD =P ;) ;) ;)

>>721385554
So close

>>721385554
reroll

>>721385649
Rerolls

you're at work and you realise you forgot to put any pants on, what do you do?

>>721385554
Rollers

can you teach me how to fist?

>>721385554
Rerolling

>>721385125
Reroll.

Also, where the fuck are the dubs

>>721385748
rolling

>>721385748
and again

>>721385125
Reroll

>>721385554
Mcroller

>>721385748
and again again

>>721384576
permission to pop the puss?

What is your feelings about Donald Trump?

>>721385125
Rerolling

>>721385748
reroll

>>721385866
WINRAR

>>721385866
RARWIN

>>721385171
roll

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>>721384576
I'm so lonely and the inevitable time of death comes every second , plz respond, and let me have some sexual intercouse with a female pussy before you or I die...

>>721385554
Another reroll

>>721385866
Uhh. Winrar I guess? That's lame :/

>>721385866
Fucking finally, jesus

>>721385951
>>721386005
tryna get this kid some pussy

so fuck off cuntlicker

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>>721385866
Fucking finally

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Seems like she's going to reply pretty quickly, so hurry up with those dubs faggots

GET EXITED TO SPACE LETS GO THE LATEST OBSESSION! JOIN THE FLOW? I'LL HOLD IT IN MY HAND. I WANNA LAUGH LIKE A CRAZY! I'M USED TO BEIN CONFUSED! I CAN'T GET NO SATISFACTION. BOREDOM BECOMES A STONE BEFORE IT GETS TOO HEAVY AND FALLS LET'S SPREAD OUR WINGS OF EXITMENT! LET'S GO TO THE NEXT WORLD. THE DOOR OF POSSIBILITIES IS STILL LOCKED! OH WELL. I'LL BREAK THROUGH THE WALL AGAIN! NOW! SHOOT PAST THE LIMIT! SHOUT "IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!" THE INVINCIBLE ME IS STILL WAITIN THERE! EVEN ZEN OH WILL BE BLOWN AWAY!

>>721386231
pretty normal for you to run around with no pants on eh?

>>721386231
My mom says I have a big peepee

How much do you weight?

>>721386330
rolling again

You know most of the country supports the temporary immigration ban right? Its just maniacs like you who think calling our president a Cheeto is somehow edgy

>>721386362
and again

You're uh... how do I put this.. fat. Am I right? Haha :)

>>721386393
and again again!

>>721386231
send newds

>>721386231
i'd bring your pants to you in exchange for a bj ya cunt sniffler

>>721386395
Rolling

>>721386331
Roll

>>721386231
Is that because none of your pants fit on your fatass anymore?

Pardon my ignorance, but can someone explain how it is against the law? The Executive Branch has the discretion to restrict visas to foreign nationals.
And don't explain it using platitudes like "hateful" or "xenophobic". With existing law. And no, Constitutional rights for freedom of religion doesn't factor into this one.

>>721386330
and again again again

>>721386330
>>721386393
>>721386427
stop samefagging

>>721386444
top kek! WE HAVE A WINRAR

>>721386444
Winrar

Where do you work then, i would certainly not miss that.

"i love to lynhc niggers"

>>721386444
Oh shit. Winrar

>>721386487
make me dud cunt

I once ordered a skirt from eBay from one of those Chinese sellers. It came in the mail shortly. Then again... And again. After a month I had five identical skirts and they kept coming. I emailed the seller, got no response, but at some point it stopped. I think I ended up getting 8 or 9 of them in separate packages.

>>721386463
This is not going to get him puss, eh?

Ur a celebrity right?

A box full of sand from the Sahara Desert.
Friends visiting there sent it to me with a note saying, "Use this Sahara sand at the bottom of your aquarium as a base for your tank ornaments - it's thirsty."

>>721386444
KEK im glad you winrar

>>721386444
WINRAR !

>>721386555
winrar?

>>721384576
Nobody is impressed by is you was born, why even breathe.

do you believe in god?

>>721386718
SNIFFLER

>>721386555
NEW WINRAR "make me dud cunt"

>>721386844
WINRAR

>>721386846
I predict she's gonna stop responding

send nuds plz

>>721386844
Double winrar for the winrared winrar

>>721386846
NO FUCK8NG WAY DID THAT WORK HAHAHA

>>721386846
Or you could just hop in my pants. We'd each take a leg and Pacific Rim it out of there.

>>721386555
ha. all those samefag rerolls and now u finally get a win

Hey Warren you needed to grow a backbone when it was time to back Bernie and you didn't! You little yellow coward. Better luck in 2020 the right?!? That's a great time to start fighting after it's fucking way too late!! You got a lot of fucking damage to control and a lot of shit to fix that you broke, Warren!

>>721386846
well thats not a flat out "fuck off" or "no". now to just wait until you forget to put some pants on ;) wink wink nudge nudge aye?!

>>721386991
I love it haha serves him right

>>721386991
that was my second win, retard.

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hwo big is ur pee pee

I know that you're just looking for something to be mad over, and a reason to hate Hillary, but she actually still has a huge amount of support.
Remember, Hillary defeated Drumpf by more than 3M votes. She won the election.
It was only because of an outdated technicality that Drumpf was given the presidency.
Hillary seriously needs to run again in 2020, and this time I hope she actually picks Elizabeth Warren as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUNoIElfkQVice President. Seeing the way Warren absolutely humiliated Drumpf over the twitter feuds, I think those two ladies together will be unstoppable.

>>721384831

Underrated post

>>721387043
and again

Hello, my messages are being written and rolled for dubs on /b/ of the 4chan forums, all of them who following this thread would appreciate it if you could send nudes to me.

I don't usually go for fat girls but I'd let you blow me

so what do you say? nudes roughly now?

>>721387095
OP here, I'm declaring that these guys wins don't count out of spite

>>721385214

This.

>>721386846
If I was had a dick I'd fuck you with it

>>721386846
Can I see your feminine penii?

>>721386846
Send me a picture of those cock sucking lips of yours

>>721387110
kek

sapnu puas
Turn your phone upside down ;)

When this poll is as accurate as the election polls than the huge majority loves trump. When i go out (not to places were the lefties are rioting and looting) under normal people everyone is super positiv about trump and his first few weeks. I think the truth is beyond fake news trump is maybe the most favored president ever.

Title should read, "100% of the snowflakes that were butt-hurt about their candidate losing still think they get to change the election outcome."

>>721387174

>>721387259
this

fuck or nah?

>>721387209
Rollerino

>>721387198
well you're a dumb cunt as well, you posted my first win, the pants one.

>>721387209
Roll

>>721387130
Cringiest pasta

>Outdated technicality
IT'S LITERALLY THE BASIS OF THE ENTIRE ELECTION

>>721387342
Wow you're salty you're playing right into our hands

My penis has never been touched by a real girl. Would you do me the honors?

Would you pls bring a strap on and fuck my boy pussy

How slutty are the girls on Tinder? Like straight up blue waffle?

>>721387209
Rollarskates

>>721387259
Rolling for this

>>721387451
This. For the love of god, this.

>>721386986
Kek roll

The new villain looks like the transformed state of the referee froEverything must be done to stop le Drumpf and the white supremacist republicans from destroying this countrym the Universe 6 vs 7 tournament. Probably revenge for everyone breaking the rules.

>>721387451

>>721387473
Nah, they're actually pretty normal the ones that do go on for sex though, are just like level 1 slut. Level 2 at most

>>721386846
would you fuck me with a strapon? all the other girls say no

>>721387419
Rerolling!!!

Do you like anagrams?
Figure this one out:
sned em ndues cnut

>>721384576
"I'm strokin right now wbu?"

I will never vote for the candidate who colluded with the DNC to cheat in the debates and steal the primary from Sanders.heil gokuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUNoIElfkQ He was our candidate. Bernie supporters who plan on voting for Hillary should be ashamed of themselves. I would rather give the Presidency to Trump than reward Clinton and the DNC for what they have done.

>>721387544
YO I AM ON FUCKING FIRE THIS THREAD

>>721387562
You fucking c-nut

>>721387544
Winner winner, chicken dinner

>>721387544
ayyyyyyyyyy

>>721387209
Rollerinoanski

A vote for clinton is an endorsement of crime. If you cant see that, you choose not to.

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Fucking hell guys

Please come over to my house, m'lady. I have some Screaming Eagle wine that's ready to be consumed!

>>721387562

never seen a thread with so few dubs...
reroll and check em

>>721387768
roll

>>721387745
I'll stop asking these fucked up questions once you send me nudes

>>721387562
reroll

>>721387768
reroll

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT PITTY FUCK ME BITCH

>>721387910
reroll lol

I want to give you my heart and my seed m'lady

>>721387910
ppls

things that are a scourge: islam, fatass amy shucmer( she jumps the world snaps) soros warren (literal baby temper tantrums) my father and Naoki tate

>>721387899
win

>>721387910
Reroll

>>721387899
Ayyy

if i told you i was a virgin, would you still like me? Asking for a friend

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>>721385370
FUCK OFF

I can't run, alright? Why make me embarrass myself in front of my athletic classmates?

If you don't accept unlimited Somalians you are literally hitler.

>>721387948
>I want to give you my heart and my seed m'lady
yeah we're trying to fuck her or scare her not make her laugh at us

>>721387948
Rerollin

>>721387745
I'm conducting a study. Please send me a picture of you pussy and asshole. I'm collecting data on how many centimeters both your fuck holes are from each other.

>>721388072
i know where you fucking live cunt

Germany would know a lot about beheadings...they can't wait for Muslims to do it to them

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Nice job

>>721388166
WINRAR KEK perfect triple reply

The police will never find the body of the last girl who didn't reply to me on Tinder fast enough. Better hurry.

>>721388166
WINRAR

>>721388166
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR

I'm sorry for all of this nonsense I've been writing, m'lady. I am a real gentleman and just wish to spend time with you and get to know you.

As we stare into the bright light of the moon and time passes without remorse, I know that this dream has come true. We slowly go to sleep as each of us holds hands. I wake first the next morning, noticing your head on my left shoulder and how your smooth, long hair flows like a river over my arm. You sleep so fair, so quiet. With every breath you take I notice more and more that yes, you are the one. I caress the locks of your hair ever so gently. Smooth like silk. You suddenly awake, and smile to see that I am the first thing you see. We talk about things that don't matter, but I really could care less. You are the best I will ever have and I think, no, I KNOW that I am the luckiest man in the world. Oh fuck fatass amy shcumer, she should be hung, a maiden so fair. Your imperfections are perfect. Your voice is melodic, like that of an angel. Your beautiful eyes ever so entrancing, your skin as smooth as that of a newborn's. We are trapped on this island, but neither of us could really care. We are happy, and that is all that really matters. As I stare out into the ocean waves, I imagine our future. Bright, like the sun. We are the perfect couple, and both of us know it. We love each-other unconditionally, and our love is everlasting like the very universe we inhabit. We are never sad, always happy. We never argue, only love.

>>721388235
ouch

>>721388166
WONRAR

>>721388376
roooollllllllling

>>721388235
i dont want a relationship i want a sex slave

>>721388344
Winrar...

>>721388376
Ayyy roll

if someone replies and lands trips, OP has to fuck it up no matter what.

You wish to bear children, but I cannot bring myself to think of polluting something that is so innocent. This does not stop me however, of thinking of how those beautiful beings would be. Three boys, all with the eyes of their mother and the nose of their father. They would be mischievous but we would love them all equally and unconditionally. I would teach them how to fish, and hunt, you would teach them how to love. We would name them; John, Isaac, and Thomas, and they would all grow to be strong and intelligent. As you and I grew older fuck fatass amy shcumer, she should be hung, our love would never wane. It would be as strong if not stronger than the day we both met. With every kiss, every embrace, our love would grow one hundred times stronger than before, and it would further strengthen our already unbreakable bond. I sometimes ask myself if such a vast amount of love could make a human immortal? I certainly hope so, living eternally alongside you would be everything I would ever need. If I could make a wish right now it wouldn't even be for you to fall in love with me, but for me to get the opportunity to meet you. That alone would make my life already one that is fullfilled..

>>721388376
Roll

>>721388295

>>721388471
deal

Kuu zen Zetsu Go (The greatest of all time) Lyrics

(00:10) Shall we compare what are Kame Hame has
(00:12) Shall we compare our size of our dreams
(00:15) Vs. Your greatest rival is yourself
(00:23) Boil your blood running through your veins into fire
(00:28) Take your excitement and power to the max
(00:33) If I force open the rusted door to the future
(00:39) Then history will call it a miracle!
(00:45) Every time I get hurt, I get back up stronger
(00:50) My kindness does not mean that I'm weak
(00:57) Step on my cute little limits and jump
(01:00) Give my sweet little despair a hug and a dance
(01:02) My Gorgeus Rivival
(01:05) Will be left up to the dragon balls
(01:08) Shall we compare what our Kame Hame has
(01:11) Shall we compare our size of our dreams
(01:13) Vs. the future is a shocking spectacle
(01:20) The greatest of all time. <------------ (Ku Zen Zetsu Go)
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Mustache D. Luffy
Mustache D. Luffy2 months ago
+SANIC BOOM mostly gotten from GoGoAnime blame them. All though with Japanese words have different syllables than American words you can't sing this in English without being out of tune and it being off
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Mustache D. Luffy
Mustache D. Luffy2 months ago
+SANIC BOOM that's why a lot of English dubs of songs are different. Compare DBZ English and Japanese intros of songs. They don't have the same song it's all just a different song
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Sonic_the_Saiyan
Sonic_the_Saiyan2 weeks ago
Honestly, the animation made for this opening was a bit better than the song. I'm a fan of japanese music and all, but Mark de Groot's fandub is better
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The Inbred Cheez it
The Inbred Cheez it3 months ago

>>721388442
niggas talk shit, then abandon ship

>>721388376
roll. maybe this can give you a chance

Sorry I didnt mean that last comment its just my ptsd justs gets to me sometimes, we can make it work right?

>>721388376
Reroll

Look. I'm a virgin you're fat so we make a good pair let's forget about what I've said so far and please fuck my boy pussy

"I have a boyfriend"

>>721388607
yes

>>721388644
wiinnnnnnn

>>721388688
double winnnnnnnn

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Son Goku
Son Goku1 month ago (edited)
HowmeetAlex They are what you might call crap.
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Ganjar X.X
Ganjar X.X3 months ago
1:10 BEST PART OF THE OPENING.
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Gazelle
Gazelle2 months ago
Goku destroy SAITAMA!!!
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Gazelle
Gazelle2 months ago
Why? You're too strong compared to him.
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Ngoako Morapa
Ngoako

>>721388644
Another winrar

tell her you work for the islamic state of iraq and al-sham

She is called lady liberty, not Lady do whatever left leaning people think is right.Propaganda. It isn't even good propaganda because it isn't truthful.The hysteria on the left is downright embarrassing.Meanwhile, their women are being raped and assaulted by all the migrants who will be their new gene pool. Well done Germany, you successfully ruined your country.

i love you

Never mind I actually think you're beautiful and everything I've been saying was just some idiots on 4chan telling me what to say. I'm bisexual btw

>>721388908
this

Can i tongue punch your fart box while my best friend fucks you?

My cock is the thing of legend

I’m a transwoman and am sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another person to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a transwoman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better’. You describe transwomen as ‘cumdumpsters’, quite frankly I’m enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a comma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this ******* guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ****ing coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, transwomen's rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you transphobic bastards.

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>721389115
lmao roll

"Do you like anime"?

Can I fingerflubble your knuckle muffin?

>>721389115
Shut up dude, you're just a mentally retarded guy.

Tom ho' ichemandiyakui want a freinf d to hug and im missing one : (thanda

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God I'd love to smeel your boi pussy *his nose shivers in euphoria*

>>721388485

cut down on the addys kid.

>>721389115
rolling

Fuck me

people who make lady liberty wear a hijab should be killed

Is your dick cut? if not can we do some docking together?

Try not to cum bby

OP has given up

>>721389339
Roller

Never once have I been unwillingly redirected to the App Store and thought "Wow, I should totally download this app!"Nerf darts cost more than most bullets do.If I eat my meal from the frying pan at a restaurant, it's sophisticated and a sign of quality. If I do it at home, I'm lazy and disgusting. I'm like super cheap. I live next to a bekery, and they throw out the leftovvers at night so i go and take them

Have you tried to cunnalingus training app?

>>721389909
Folly pollllyyuuyuunhug

>>721384576
Wanna fuck?

Solved.

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>>721390000
Yo I got qauds do I get a sticker

>>721390000
Winrar

>>721388471
kkk

>>721388644
OP do something

Send tits or I am heading to your house.

>>721388442
I wanna slip you the hod rod until you become rowdy!

>>721391046
Reroll