Horror story in 5 words

she will not get abortion

She has rainbow colored hair.

this was only the beginning

yeah, but who was phone?

Condom broke, not on pills.

Poked through the toilet paper.

your crotch is on fire

he opened the door and......

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

Now introducing, President Hillary Clinton

With super realistic angry eyes

>>721369128
Anon, you ARE the father

Yup,she got a dick.

premature ejaculation was his downfall

Hillary won the presidential election

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>>721369128
I am all alone again.

Then anhedonia consumed the world.

But what if Bernie won?

every single day for me

Repeating yesterday over and over

>>721369128
My thoughts are not trustworthy

Watching porn, parent walks in.

YLYL is dominated by bananas.

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>>721369482
>>721369468

how do i shot web

>>721369861
>Watch groundhog day

Shits myself in parking lot

b has died. move along.

Indifference is here to stay

>>721369128
the mysterious hacker named 4chan

I said she loved me....

>>721370267
just saw my reflection blink

>>721369128
She started talking about yaoi

your browser history is public

everyone you love dies.

>>721369128
OP was not a faggot

whatever you do,dont blink

>>721370471
THATS FOUR WORDS

The nigger ESCAPED FROM JAIL!

>>721370989
4 words is still in 5 words dumbass

Too late 5 seconds ago

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>>721369244

>>721370047
KEK

But then who was phone?

>>721369128
You will wake up tomorrow.

Sale: Red splashed baby shoes

this thread is gold

I thought I heard breathing.

I think they've heard me

>>721369128
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

>>721369128
Do not look behind you.

Donald Trump is your president

>>721370411
good one

>Where did my penis go?

my rare pepe was stolen

>>721369128
liking traps is totally gay

Wifi/Data Plan terminated forever

You just deleted whole internet

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Eat all of the eggs.

>>721370989
That's three words you faggot.

>>721369128
I really like this image

>>721374383
horror? that would be fucking amazing

>>721369128
Ex cut your dick off

the driver was an alcohol

jury, here his internet history.

>>721369128
i cummed on her arm

They had nothing to lose

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>>721369460

Niggers become members of society

>>721369128
Fake

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>>721375279
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>721369128
i haven't gotten my period

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>>721369128
saw your mother last night

>>721369128
walk down alley see nigger

Your pussy tastes like dick

Hitler never came to power

>>721375672
Op here Fuck you cunt

>>721369128

She bit my dick off

>>721369128
The test came back positive.

>>721369128

Original poster is a faggot.

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>>721369128
Tought she was 18 officer.

Celebrating my wife's son's birthday

I used to be jew

>>721369128
You won't wake up tomorrow.

>>721369128
4chan is no longer anonymous

>>721369128
the red headed step child

She shit on my dick

Do you like anal bro?

Piss in my mouth please.

Mom im a Anime fan

>>721374562
Kek

SHIT ON ME SHIRLEY PHELPS!!

911 was a inside job.

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>721369128
and then you woke up

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But I am not black.

you are the only consciousness

>>721369128
condom broke,
she dead,
wut?

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I thought she loved me

>>721371199
no numbers, six words, loser

Enjoy the go with Charmin

Chris Hansen is behind you

Trump Was The Right Choice

Not really a horror, more of a feel-good / chick flick

>>721369128
We're doomed to die alone

>>721377385
>roll eyes
The state is after you

Sorry, your account is overdrawn

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"your runescape account was banned"

Hershey squirts while in traffic

The driver was an alchohol

My two dads love me

How do I up vote

Star Wars One Two Three

vi is better than emacs

Niggers gonna rape yer ass

"As a feminist," she began...

Look at my python hacks

I accidentally tapped the ad

She's an hour late now...

>>721369128
Grandma's ashes have become sentient

>>721369690
Weeeeeeed :D

>>721369128
"I am pregnant," he said.

>>721369128
Aids demons around the world

>>721376020
Nice...

Think my son is gay

Love you like a brother.

>>721369128
Amazonian Probiotic Seance Water Torture

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probably Mexican will comming tonight

>>721369128
It burns when I pee.

>>721369128
Canibus Lyrics Broken Down Properly

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>>721369128
and the liberal spoke

It's a boy! Uh oh...

the driver was an alcohol

>>721383552
>Reply
4 WORDS FAGGOT

There is nothing beyond death

you cant hide. it follows

Trump wins a second term.

day after tomorrow is monday.

Dungeons and Dragons Third Edition

>>721369128
Op will die a virgin

>>721377798
Was banned a couple days for botting magic to 94, totally worth it

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>>721369128
Kikes, Gooks, and, beaners exist.

>>721369128
Donald Trump is the President.

horror story in five words

>>721369128
The
Human
Race
Was
Born

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>>721369128
Liking traps is totally gay.

The wall did not work.

>>721369128
Posted again on /b/ tonight.

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>>721369315

Being gay is not bad

An ancient evil have awakened

I forgot to fucking save

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>>721369128
Literally nothing wrong with jews.

The toilet seat is warm.

>>721369128
I wish I had dubs

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>>721369128
The ride does not end.

No tendies from mom... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>721369928
oh god

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>>721369128
Brony best friend for life.

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>>721370003

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>>721369928
Thaz fuckin haunting mang.

>>721369128
Jews will get deported

>>721369608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCdZsK1GCX8

>>721369861
That's basically already what I do anon. Try something spookier.

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You may be HIV positive.

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The tendies, they are burning.

>>721386604
that's four words faggot, learn to count

Hillary has won the election

Let's see your browsing history

You've really activated my almonds

News flash: traps are gay

i forgot to feed her

Elephantitis can affect any man.

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I found it that way

>>721369128
Niggers are fucking your oneitis

She bites on your dick

Dick is now in half

You punch her in eye

Sues for physical assault, wins

You lose, with no dick

>>721376669
God off topic but I finished Deadman Wonderland today and the "ending" pissed me off

>>721390568
>ylyl thread
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>Anonymous 02/04/17(Sat)21:28:53 No.721390513▶
sage

>>721390568
you win the inernet

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But I poop from there

Hillary Won the Presidential Election

I'm out of dick juice

Based on a true story.

She wouldn't leave in morning.

World restarts. Everyone is Jewish.

>>721369128
Blackboard assignment due by midnight.

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"Trump suspends the 22nd Amendment"

Itchy red flakey sore bellend

she fucked a black cock

Reply or mom dies sleeping

followed through and sharted myself

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>>721391737
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Giant gay rapist enters house

I can't fucking count

>>721369128
I totally f*cking love science

last of the drugs gone

She knows your darkest faps

>>721369300
I don't see how that is bad.

Skid marks on my neck

One off from my dubs

>>721369128
He has a fucking tail

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>>721392671
President for Life Donald Trump

Stuck in my ass again

HIV-Positive sneezes in your eye
>count HIV-POSITIVE as one word.

Virgin with HIV from birth.

There is no more porn

Toilet paper roll is empty

I forgot to pull out

>>721369128
Dad called but died yesterday

Found corpse he smiled wryly

>>721369928
Still living with your parents...

Everyone here will die alone

O P is a fag.

my reflection just raped me

We have ALREADY divided us

As in ...oops.

>>721369128
She's suing, and demands custody.

>>721369482
>hyperrealistic

>>721371496
dear god no

My name is tyrone, bitch

Hard drive failed, no backups

open up, it's the FBI

gotta bug up yer bum?

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I thought she was 18

>>721379515
>>721370411
>>721369861
winrars

>>721369128
hillary won the popular vote

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The tendies were fucking raw!

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>>721369128
there are only two genders

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People still believe in God.

>>721369128
was all because of you

Women's studies required for graduation

do not go back home