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alcohol related violence thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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alcohol related violence thread
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i wish i had some alcohol
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We should ban alcohol and make it legal only on special events.... Alcohol makes everyhing worse.
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>>721351994
literally taking a shot just to express the depth of my disagreement with this bullshit
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>>721352034
Have a great time then
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you buncha' alt-rightist cis men
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Here, I'll get us started.

tfw no bf
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>>721351995
You don't have steam?!
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We operational now?
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>>721351994
Had an annoying drunk/drugged up loser at the shop I worked last week, fucker robbed the shop
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>>721352223
I feel bad for you
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>>721352086
will do
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>>721352356
Atleast dont be idiot and dont drive/do any bullshit
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>>721352329
I just work there, not own the place, still its policy not to confront them but he still got on my nerves
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>>721352430
Don't drive
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>>721351994
I like this idea. This is a very good idea.
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>>721352578
i waited for this. good one anon
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>>721352185
Nope, just skipped that whole thing. I'm not even on Facebook anymore, deleted it over 5 years ago. Not at all anti social, often out and about and plenty of mates.
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im drunk anyone wants some of this <3 ?
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>>721353048
steam is the only private place I chat.
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>>721353478
I'll just have to miss out then ;_;
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>>721353936
Bad puppy!
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>>721354115
I'll just head back to my cage
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>>721354493
you better mean chastity.
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What's with everyone getting drunk so early?
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What does getting drunk feel like?
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Hello, am a very sore and sorry bear
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>>721354857
Question is which one? I have 3. I do have an old steam account I used to use from ages ago
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>>721354993

get stupid, can't walk, things are funnier
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>>721355387
Sounds scarily similar to sober me, except the can't walk part
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>>721355220
tell me
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>>721355669
Name was Avalon or ninjajaden.
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>>721356006
I don't think I'll find it; there's a million of the first and a few inactive ones of the second
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fffffaggots
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https://discord.gg/X6jrS

furry discord
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>>721356373
Ah, I could always try finding you if you want?
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>>721356507
tis nialiss
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>>721356401
hi para
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>>721356755
hi effin top dog
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>>721356788
when you type it out like that it looks like you're calling me an elf
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>>721356902
nah, i don't trust elves. or imps. or fairies.
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>>721356902
that's your panzy-ass pathfinder race.
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>>721357033
I don't play pathfinder

I play Castles and Crusades
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>>721357302
ghey. next you'll tell me you stick things in your butt
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>>721357524
nope 100% dominant top
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>>721351718
Horse artillery
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Afternoon!
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>>721357571
oh please, you couldn't top a fleshlight.
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>>721357802
Hey.
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>>721357980
>
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>>721358035
What's up lately? I was cooking some rice, and it turned out well.
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>>721358783
That's not the right way to fondle balls with your lips.
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>>721358783
if you were a horse, you'd be a gelding
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murrrr~
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jesus christ I hate horses
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>>721358883
A gelding isn't a type of horse, it's a man-made monstrocity.
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>>721359013
so?

I don't think I said or even implied otherwise
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>>721359013
also kangaroos balls are above their dick so your picture is inaccurate and SHIT
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>>721358158
Waiting for the dish washer so I can make omelettes for hunnibuns.
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>>721359113
Furries are just humans with fur taped on.
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>>721359176
no taste/10
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>>721359233
Sometimes they have animal dicks taped on too.
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>>721359175
hi snarf
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>>721359175
Your omelets are bad though.
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>>721359782
Savage.
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>>721359703
http://i.imgur.com/h5ykMyf.jpg
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alcohol related garbage
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>>721359703
Hello.

Hunnibuns wants to know why he has to marry your hubby.
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I have nothing to contribute with, but can I be garbage too
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>>721360040
that's what your mom said when she first looked at you
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>>721360250
it's if we double date, snarf. try it sometime.
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>>721360506
i wouldn't be surprised
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>>721360576
that means double penetration later on.
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>>721361035
the joke was if we got married on a double date we'd call it the quadruple peneration
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>>721361285
sounds like para's dream.
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i was about to say that's fucking terrible
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>>721361480
>coming from the guy who likes to get fisted
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i've never been fisted and frankly i don't ever want to be

you're just taking the piss out of me again aren't you
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>Para likes to get fisted
Thats disgusting, para
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>>721361793
you can see here where he got spanked a bit before getting fisted later.
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>>721362085
>Disgusting slav lips
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Some furries have animal noses taped on, too.
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>>721362382
slav lips don't look like that, retard
t. half-slav
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>>721362458
>Butt-hurt Slav detected
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>>721362415
post animal toeses
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>>721362458
Chaplain go to bed
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>>721362534
feet are ugly
>>721362602
Who?
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Some furries have paper mache animal dicks glued on, too.
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hello fellow faggots
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>>721360576
But who tops the chain?
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>>721362633
paws either? i always thought human feet were ugly. but that's a fair opinion
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>>721362877
i can just top you
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>>721362846
shh its nap time
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>>721362999
All feet. The ground is pretty dirty, and anything in regular contact with it gets dirty too.
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>>721362846
How goes the Arctic expedition? Fine more cool stuff under that ice?
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>>721363273
its never nap time, it's tea time forever.

>>721363371
???
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>>721363284
literally last week got into the habit of washing my feet every night, since i live in the city now. what would you do if in a dream and you had access to clean paws???
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martin more like
FARTin
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>>721363558
I'd put the paws away.
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>>721363788
>an attempt was made
You get a gold star sticker.
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>>721363859
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>>721363788
We can call him, "Reek."
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>>721363179
That'd have to be taped and put up here for the furfags, then.
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>>721363524
Stop the games, Illuminati.

Why does Soros want to turn Europe into a arab/white mongrel state?
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>>721364029
>there is no furrytube
what has this world come to
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>>721364252
I meant here, in these threads.
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>>721364533
yeah i mean you won't put it on youtube. do you have an account somewhere?
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>>721364252
There is, though.
http://yiffy.cz/tube/
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sometimes you boys need a spanking to keep you in line
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>>721364951
that's appropriate
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be back soon.
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>>721365161
fap break?
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>>721364963
Hit me hard, I hate myself
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>>721365224
food maintenance downtime
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>>721365478
same thing.
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>>721365907
why is she naked in front of an open window
have some decency you multicoloured whore
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>>721364683
I don't normally make porn of myself.
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>>721366001
Nudity and sexuality are beautiful things, not to be repressed.
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How to come up with a Korean LoL screen name: Name a body part or appendage then add an "S" to it.
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>>721366132
selbow
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>>721366186
to the end~
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POST MORE DOGGO
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>>721366277
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>>721366186
No this doggo
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>>721366035
Snarf, you must continue without me. If kitty arrives, I need you to sing him this song for me:

Take me to your heaven,
Hold on to a dream,
Take me to your heaven,
When my nights are cold and lonely
Flying high together,
On a journey to the stars,
Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart
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>>721366416
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>>721366542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D4hCjz2CL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8XHPVUlNbg
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>>721366663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AX-3e4YWww
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>>721366542
This is the gayest thing i've read.
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>>721366828
You had to get in here NOW?! Fine, I'll stay up for a bit longer
Does that mean I qualify?
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>>721366796
ABBA ripoff
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>>721366796
Eurovision is globalist cancer.
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>>721366545
Danke schoen
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>>721366948
No i was lurking for some time while doing my sunday morning routine. Then this got posted and it was so gay i had to comment.
Goto sleep.
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>>721367072
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>>721367049
>implying Lordi winning in 2006 wasn't fucking great
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>>721367077
I'll still take that as you deeming me worthy fagmaster tho!
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>>721366001
fuck off
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>>721367167
It's all garbage than needs culled.
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>>721367175
Yes you gay in the head AF. :)
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>>721367365
Yess!! I can now sleep peacefully, goodnight ^_^
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>>721367350
You're garbage that needs to be culled.
At least you won't procreate

>>721367326
Just saying
She should close the curtains
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>>721367496
absolutely not.
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I haven't been on 4chan for a whole month, and the idea of catching up on all /jp/ posts that have occurred in a month is daunting.
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>>721367496
Brussels needs nuked
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>>721367535
slay my pussy, daddy!
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>>721368077
>imblyng you have a pussi
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>>721368462
>implying you don't have a small dick.
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Hoorah, called into work.
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>>721369231
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>>721369247
Hope it's okay today. What sort of work is it?
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>>721369346
this needs to be updated.
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>>721369688
no it does not
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>>721369389
Clerk at a gas station. Have to close tonight.
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>>721369688
I suppose. It looks like it was done in microsoft office. I don't know a lot of tripfags anymore though.
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>>721369760
Ahh, okay. Cleaning up places isn't too bad, I used to do opening, closing, and everything in between at an art museum oriented towards young kids. You can zone out and think, even though it's not a great use of time.
I'm probably being too obvious.
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>>721369738
updated as in more people added, surely there's more people than ones on that list.

>>721369782
layout of it is fine imo.
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>>721369924
>updated as in more people added, surely there's more people than ones on that list.
It's like 5 years old
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>>721369887
Its not hard, its just annoying. Plus it means I can't spend the evening with hunnibuns.
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>>721369782
None of those are royal flushes
your filename is shit
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>>721370131
Ah, I'm 20 now, so if I saved it five years ago, huh.
>>721370162
>its just annoying
I understand! I do.
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>>721370198
I used the same name the person who posted it used.
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>>721369924
the chart is shit until someone comes up with a reliable way to measure everyone's circumference
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>>721370220
Where you at on the chart?
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>>721369760
Why does that artist always make it look like their skin is stitched on, look at that guy on the left

its unsettling
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my dick is the same length, still waiting on 2nd puberty
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>>721370383
I believe the guy on the left's skin is stitched together.
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>>721370266
Well that person is wrong

There is a 3 of a kind (Aces), a straight flush (hearts to 9) and a daisangen

Also not your fault and totally unrelated but the 8 of hearts looks wonky, it should look more like the 7 than the 9

>>721370220
Well I don't know when you saved it, but it would have been made early 2013 at the very latest. So at least 4 years old.
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>>721370345
fair point, having double bars for both length and circumference would make it too large.
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>>721370345
Wrap a string around your cock and mark it. Then measure the string with a ruler.
>>721370362
I'm Martin.
>>721370383
Looks like a doll or frankenstein, and it is clearly intentional.
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>>721370548
I know he's wrong. I've played poker before, and it's fun! I'm not very good though.
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I'm drunk on some Russian standard right lmao
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>>721356702
would lik to skewer a peep... pis into from both ends... continue pumping till explode load.... so gud
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>>721371138
get out of here you slav scum
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>>721371419
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>>721363859
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>>721371419
I'm Irish but I'm trying to enter the realm of good vodka and this is where I chose too start. I can drink it straight easily enough. such a nice change from that Smirnoff shit
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I hate niggers
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I have hate-sex with niggers
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>>721372234
I hate when niggers don't cum in my mouth soon enough, deepthroating for a long time gets uncomfortable.
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>>721372234
>>721372292
but which one is the real katia?
are they both real?
is neither real?
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>>721372543
I would never miscgenate
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>>721372638
you're misscing out
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>>721372638
I think there is another e in there or something
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I have very good friendships with mixed and fully black girls
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>>721372819
you are right.
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>>721372834
Cuck
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>>721372834
I don't have any friends offline anymore since I'm NEET.
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>>721372889
did you ever see that magical girl ww1 anime thing I linked you?
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>>721373119
yeah it was cool
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I haven't sucked a dick since September.
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>>721370345
Dollars measure both length and circumference. And if you're bigger than a dollar then who cares?
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>>721373388
ugly short fingernails
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>>721370754
There's a lot of names. Took some searching to find.
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>>721373747
I guess so, sorry. I should measure again since I haven't measured in years. I wonder what's a convenient format to make an updated image in.
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People are idiots: how could they possibly not be disgusted by how bad snapchat, discord, and skype are?
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snapchat and skype are disgusting but discord is okay
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>>721374926
>discord is okay
discord is literally skype
>>
>>721363859
nice feet.
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>>721374118
Not mant for the amount covered. Just need to put in new ones and update any that changed. And you should post pics if you remeasuring.
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>>721375029
i don't see it, it's got some of the same features but i don't see how it's literally skype
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>>721373331
get rekt kid
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>>721375211
It's as bad as skype. It has misfeatures like message editing and deletion, and it is also closed-source.
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>>721375516
i like the UI and the feel more
i don't see how message editing/deletion and closed source is a problem though, plus it's got an ingame overlay and more customizability in terms of servers as compared to skype groups
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>>721375192
I'll post pics sometime.
>>721375226
What are these retarded filenames?
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>>721375650
You should post your stats for the updated chart.
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>>721375749
what?
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>>721375675
my dick irl I just saved it to imgur first
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>>721375650
They're problems since they take away your control of your computer.
>>
>>721375841
what?
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>>721375923
If someone can edit your message logs, you message logs aren't yours.
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>>721375947
only you can edit your messages, others can only delete them if they have permissions depending on their role
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>>721376037
No, anyone can edit messages. Let's say you're A, and another person is B. B sends something to you. You have B's message on your computer. Then B edits it. You have lost control of the messages on your computer.
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>>721376269
i don't see how that's a problem for me
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>>721375788
>>721369346

>>721375675
Should post them now, thread's dead.
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>>721376430
is someone updating it?
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Katia has a small dick, which is why he wishes he was a woman and will never be a real man.
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>>721376452
Martin was talking about it.
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>>721376544
ah, neat. not sure if i want to post my stats for it though
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>>721376675
Smalldick
No wonder you're a bottom.
>>
>>
>>721376752
i was cursed by negromancers to have a small dick
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>>721376675
You should do it, so Nibi can fantasize about it.
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>>721376856
that would be a reason not to post it
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>>721376430
Fine.
http://softdoge.asuscomm.com/stuff/IMG_0001.JPG
This is Martin's dick.
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>tfw you will never hear Nibi laugh at your small dick
Why even live
>>
>>721376841
You dont deserve your dick.
>>
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>>721377128
i didn't ask to be born, i didn't ask to be born male, i'm not sure where you're pulling that from
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>>721376989
Lies. The chart says you're uncut.
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I want nibi to sit on my face
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>>721377268
Shutup bitch, I didnt ask for your opinion.
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>>721377511
Lick my boots with your tongue, bitch.
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>>721377585
That's pretty hot, fam.
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I don't really have any good dick pics, since I normally take photographs of my whole body.
http://softdoge.asuscomm.com/pstuff/
>>721377402
That is uncut. I just have my foreskin pulled back when erect. That's how cocks work.
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>>721377585
only if you let me lick your balls after
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>>721377718
You suck AMs asshole.
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wow martin is a camwhore
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>>721377780
I would not an AM
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>>721377751
Looks cut in the shot.
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>>721377814
I always was one.
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>>721351994
I agree, it could be a real racket
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>>721377892
Did you look at image 156? Do that now.
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>>721351718
one time i got drunk, drunk for the first time in my life, and then proceeded to beat the ever loving fuck out of my girlfriend. She was being a cunt anyway.
>shes in hospital
>arrested
>bailed
>spent big money on great lawyer
>1 year probation
>month 4 of 12

would totally do it again for the lulz, relief of stress
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>>721377922
disgusting
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>>721377869
I didnt ask for your opinion. Suck his asshole, you fat fucking pussy.
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>>721378152
hes actually very skinny
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he needs your opinions
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>>721378152
You silly fucker, you.
I can never understand why you don't just die already.
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>>721377999
Ok, that's uncut.
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>>721378242
So I can put a bullet in you.
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>>721378072
Sexuality is a good thing.
>>721378347
Yup. A normal cock. Still a nice one, I'm glad I have it. Gay sex is fun.
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Nibi doesn't die because he's a wannabe edgy fuck who projects his fears of what others think on others actions and tries to act better than the people he's around to justify his ego in the face of people annoyed by his consistent bullshit
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>>721378516
Oh bby
Let meet up; I'd be glad for you to do me the pleasure.
Got any guns, babe?
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you people posting this furry shit, you are disgusting. How can you lust over something thats not even possible? Like, when i jerk off to a big titted porn star? one in a million chance, maybe, that i could fuck her. maybe one in thousand chance i fouck fuck a girl that was "porn quality" When you jerk it to fucking human animals, what the fuck are you thinking?

im being serious this isnt a troll, can someone give me insight to this?
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>>721378703
Animals are cute, humans are sexy. Combine them for something cute and sexy.
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>>721378807
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>>721378549
Im so tired of you and everyones bullshit you dont get anything else. Go get cucked again while your boyfriend sleeps with other men.
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>>721379044
>>721379044
>>721379044
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>>721378703
Im never getting sex with real people regardless so every type of porn is fantasy.
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>>721378807
This
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its fitting that this thread ends in disgust.
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>>721371520
Read slaves first time around. Was about to get salty/10
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