Nope, just skipped that whole thing. I'm not even on Facebook anymore, deleted it over 5 years ago. Not at all anti social, often out and about and plenty of mates.
steam is the only private place I chat.
What's with everyone getting drunk so early?
Hello, am a very sore and sorry bear
Question is which one? I have 3. I do have an old steam account I used to use from ages ago
I don't think I'll find it; there's a million of the first and a few inactive ones of the second
Ah, I could always try finding you if you want?
What's up lately? I was cooking some rice, and it turned out well.
That's not the right way to fondle balls with your lips.
A gelding isn't a type of horse, it's a man-made monstrocity.
Waiting for the dish washer so I can make omelettes for hunnibuns.
Furries are just humans with fur taped on.
Sometimes they have animal dicks taped on too.
Hunnibuns wants to know why he has to marry your hubby.
the joke was if we got married on a double date we'd call it the quadruple peneration
i've never been fisted and frankly i don't ever want to be
you're just taking the piss out of me again aren't you
you can see here where he got spanked a bit before getting fisted later.
Some furries have animal noses taped on, too.
Some furries have paper mache animal dicks glued on, too.
paws either? i always thought human feet were ugly. but that's a fair opinion
All feet. The ground is pretty dirty, and anything in regular contact with it gets dirty too.
its never nap time, it's tea time forever.
>an attempt was made
You get a gold star sticker.
That'd have to be taped and put up here for the furfags, then.
I meant here, in these threads.
There is, though.
sometimes you boys need a spanking to keep you in line
I don't normally make porn of myself.
Nudity and sexuality are beautiful things, not to be repressed.
How to come up with a Korean LoL screen name: Name a body part or appendage then add an "S" to it.
Snarf, you must continue without me. If kitty arrives, I need you to sing him this song for me:
Take me to your heaven,
Hold on to a dream,
Take me to your heaven,
When my nights are cold and lonely
Flying high together,
On a journey to the stars,
Won't you take me to your heaven to your heart
This is the gayest thing i've read.
No i was lurking for some time while doing my sunday morning routine. Then this got posted and it was so gay i had to comment.
>implying Lordi winning in 2006 wasn't fucking great
Yes you gay in the head AF. :)
You're garbage that needs to be culled.
At least you won't procreate
She should close the curtains
I haven't been on 4chan for a whole month, and the idea of catching up on all /jp/ posts that have occurred in a month is daunting.
Brussels needs nuked
>implying you don't have a small dick.
Hope it's okay today. What sort of work is it?
Clerk at a gas station. Have to close tonight.
I suppose. It looks like it was done in microsoft office. I don't know a lot of tripfags anymore though.
Ahh, okay. Cleaning up places isn't too bad, I used to do opening, closing, and everything in between at an art museum oriented towards young kids. You can zone out and think, even though it's not a great use of time.
I'm probably being too obvious.
Its not hard, its just annoying. Plus it means I can't spend the evening with hunnibuns.
Ah, I'm 20 now, so if I saved it five years ago, huh.
>its just annoying
I understand! I do.
I used the same name the person who posted it used.
Why does that artist always make it look like their skin is stitched on, look at that guy on the left
I believe the guy on the left's skin is stitched together.
Well that person is wrong
There is a 3 of a kind (Aces), a straight flush (hearts to 9) and a daisangen
Also not your fault and totally unrelated but the 8 of hearts looks wonky, it should look more like the 7 than the 9
Well I don't know when you saved it, but it would have been made early 2013 at the very latest. So at least 4 years old.
Wrap a string around your cock and mark it. Then measure the string with a ruler.
Looks like a doll or frankenstein, and it is clearly intentional.
I know he's wrong. I've played poker before, and it's fun! I'm not very good though.
I'm Irish but I'm trying to enter the realm of good vodka and this is where I chose too start. I can drink it straight easily enough. such a nice change from that Smirnoff shit
I hate when niggers don't cum in my mouth soon enough, deepthroating for a long time gets uncomfortable.
but which one is the real katia?
are they both real?
is neither real?
I think there is another e in there or something
I don't have any friends offline anymore since I'm NEET.
did you ever see that magical girl ww1 anime thing I linked you?
yeah it was cool
Dollars measure both length and circumference. And if you're bigger than a dollar then who cares?
I guess so, sorry. I should measure again since I haven't measured in years. I wonder what's a convenient format to make an updated image in.
People are idiots: how could they possibly not be disgusted by how bad snapchat, discord, and skype are?
i like the UI and the feel more
i don't see how message editing/deletion and closed source is a problem though, plus it's got an ingame overlay and more customizability in terms of servers as compared to skype groups
I'll post pics sometime.
What are these retarded filenames?
No, anyone can edit messages. Let's say you're A, and another person is B. B sends something to you. You have B's message on your computer. Then B edits it. You have lost control of the messages on your computer.
Katia has a small dick, which is why he wishes he was a woman and will never be a real man.
No wonder you're a bottom.
This is Martin's dick.
>tfw you will never hear Nibi laugh at your small dick
Why even live
You dont deserve your dick.
Shutup bitch, I didnt ask for your opinion.
Lick my boots with your tongue, bitch.
I don't really have any good dick pics, since I normally take photographs of my whole body.
That is uncut. I just have my foreskin pulled back when erect. That's how cocks work.
Did you look at image 156? Do that now.
one time i got drunk, drunk for the first time in my life, and then proceeded to beat the ever loving fuck out of my girlfriend. She was being a cunt anyway.
>shes in hospital
>spent big money on great lawyer
>1 year probation
>month 4 of 12
would totally do it again for the lulz, relief of stress
I didnt ask for your opinion. Suck his asshole, you fat fucking pussy.
You silly fucker, you.
I can never understand why you don't just die already.
So I can put a bullet in you.
Sexuality is a good thing.
Yup. A normal cock. Still a nice one, I'm glad I have it. Gay sex is fun.
Nibi doesn't die because he's a wannabe edgy fuck who projects his fears of what others think on others actions and tries to act better than the people he's around to justify his ego in the face of people annoyed by his consistent bullshit
Let meet up; I'd be glad for you to do me the pleasure.
Got any guns, babe?
you people posting this furry shit, you are disgusting. How can you lust over something thats not even possible? Like, when i jerk off to a big titted porn star? one in a million chance, maybe, that i could fuck her. maybe one in thousand chance i fouck fuck a girl that was "porn quality" When you jerk it to fucking human animals, what the fuck are you thinking?
im being serious this isnt a troll, can someone give me insight to this?