Fluffy abuse thread
>>721341696
wtf how the sketti machine is empty? it grind foals and posioning the mare
>>721341696
>>721341696
I prefer weirdbox, but whatever...
>>721343553
then post weirdbox
>>721344254
wow on point today it seems
>>721341696
I have yet to understand what drives any kind of popularity to these "fluffy abuse threads".
Like, wtf, it's just badly drawn pics of caricatural fluffy mlp ponies, that just don't know how to speak that are forced to eat shit, their babies, often get murdered or mutilated.
What thrills you in this ? I am genuinely curious here.
>>721346482
You've been answered a thousand times before.
>>721346763
I wasn't there a thousand time before, since I don't ask much on /b/, and actually don't care much about fluffy threads, so I generally ignore them.
Also, on /b/, threads disappear really fast, so I can't just search in old threads for my answers.
What's with the duck
>>721347757
at least its not spiderman
>>721347844
Kweh.
>>721347055
Fuck off with the bird alread autismo's
>>721348106
wow, wasn't waiting that kind of answer.
Hell, it is the same kind of reason as to "childs are just so happy, I want to kill them all" or "pacifists are just so pacific, I'm gonna declare war to them just to show them how wrong they are !"
I really thought that you guys into fluffy abuse were mentally sick, or just monumental assholes, and I can see that I was right.
And you are the kind of people that would outright punch someone that reads something you don't like, if you even read, because it is too calm, or aren't you ?
>>721343809
Deal.
>>721350237
Hey chocha\b\ro
>>721350607
heck, where do I think I am again ? yeah, /b/, the biggest asshole coalition aside america, and some sparse colonies around the world.
>>721350930
Kweh.
>>721351012
ALLEO AKBAR
>>721351143
Kweh.
>>721350607
It's just the edgy answer.
It's really just happy tree friends run through a grimdark filter. With a dose of soap opera. George R. R. Martin does Watership Down or Plague Dogs and then it is drawn as mlp.
>>721350927
>>721350930
Ignore the trolls and spammers, post fluffies.
>>721351264
litterpal edition? post your litterpals
>>721351427
Kweh.
>>721351432
You first.
>>721351545
>>721351603
>>721351655
Fluffies aren't the smartest critters...
>>721351336
Should have used this.
>>721351336
hmm, I understand that, but I wanted to hear it clearly, thanks for replying seriously
>>721351475
That sums it up perfectly for me, thanks.
Now that I have my answers, I may leave you be, if it entertains you, so be it.
>>721352059
>>721352211
I love that one! Makes me giggle like a catholic school girl on her first date every time I see it.
>>721352479
>>721352378
>>721352191
Dun stawt enf yu nu can finish dummeh, smawty enf yu!
>>721352586
>>721352211
>>721350607
Nope. I'm actually way too kind in real life, which leads to a lot of pent up aggression. Fluffies are a way to satisfy all of the deepest, darkest desires without causing harm to anyone in real life.
>>721352758
>>721352593
Is that the best you can do?
>>721352554
Dude, don't feed the spammers/trolls. It only encourages them.
>>721352726
go man go!
Shameless self bump
>>721352919
Shaddup dummeh mawe
>>721352773
I can understand that, I personally play some fighting game or go out and run if I feel too agressive, but to each his own method huh ?
>>721353242
Sadly I only have those two pages saved.
>>721353416
Weak.
>>721353591
Yu nu even enf an tawk wike hoomin, dis game dum.
>>721345231
who
why
Fist me harder daddy(づ。‿‿。)づ
when you realize that people think you chuckling at a cartoon is worse than their lolita and baby fur rape fantasies.
Fist me harder daddy
>>721354024
Fwuffy nu unnastan dat.
Fist me harder daddy(づ。‿‿。)づ(づ。‿‿。)づ
>>721353591
Remember to read the narrator in the voice of a nature documentary narrator like David Attenborough.
>>721354299
Put your paw up my butt fluffy
>>721354356
Finowa can get behin' dat...
>>721354435
That really rustled my jimmies.
>>721354437
>>721354613
>Thefuckamidoing.jpg
Fist me harder fluffy
>>721354613
>>721354613
Why?
>>721354398
Moar weirdbox.
>>721354785
>>721354799
>My sides.png
Nothing...
>>721354989
>sendhelp.avi
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...It....Feels,so, good...
>>721354799
Cuz Finnowa wuv yu!
>>721342253
noodles, sauce... poison.
>>721355302
>>721355493
NO.JUST FUCKING NO
>>721355493
This is making me question my morals, I would be pleased if you would kindly stop.
>>721352586
You're forgetting one
>>721355493
Spwecal huggy's?
>>721342253
How the fuck do you reach that conclution?
>>721356004
There have been strips with that, albeit independently from each other.
>>721355741
Don't feed the trolls, they crave attention, do not give it to them. Simply ignore them and move on. >>721355972
Thank you, I was missing that one.
>>721355493
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=575/1
Thank me later
>>721356286
More weirdbox.
>>721355493
My erection is confused now.
>>721356656
>>721355493
>>721356286
I see anthro as legitimate fluffy content. I wasn't trolling him. It's just more fun to chain images into little pseudo related strings along a vague "conversation".
>>721356869
Would further it, but public opinion seems against for now.
Help yourself with the link anon provided.
>>721356306
>>721357005
wark
>>721356869
I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
>>721357077
Kweh.
>>721357003
I thank you for getting rid of my erection, and starting my murder boner.
>>721357182
This feels like a picnic.
>>721344254
That's a chocobo, not a fluffy.
>>721357025
Eh, to each their own. Personally I couldn't care less, but it tends to bring out the trolls in force if they see it, which scares of the newbies.
>>721356983
Moar Weirdbox.
>>721357386
Kweh.
>>721357386
Don't feed the trolls, it just encourages them.
>>721357003
"For what's the sound of the world, my pet?
You brain the fluffies that you can get!"
>>721357654
I enjow DGO's and Goatvoids stuff. Sad that people treat them like they have GOTIS.
>>721357654
I'd watch the shit out of that musical.
>>721357622
>>721357622
Ffs you guys know spam can be reported, right?
>>721357966
I have made a few fluffyverse songs. One unfinished is "Fluffy - the Musical" themed.
>>721358284
You know this is /b/ right? Spam is expected. Dumbass.
>>721358428
It's still a global rule. Instead of pissing and moaning like an impotent prick maybe you could help
>>721358359
I'll be looking forward to hearing them.
>>721358428
>>721358428
I report banana, spiderman or furfag stuff. Chocobo is just mildly annoying.
>>721358540
You really don't understand /b/ at all, do you faggot?
>>721358618
And I have no intention of stopping you, you are doing "whatever deity you believe in"'s work, but it is still best not to talk to them, it just encourages them.
>>721358560
It is basically all rewritten actual songs.
The unfinished abuser villain song:
"Don't give a thing about your pleads and screams.
I don't care about your naive dreams.
All the abuse I do, I do for myself.
Why would I care for a rat, such as yourself?
No one will save you, go on and cry
I will just watch, and you fucker will die!
Let's start this shit; do I use the torch or spade?
No -you retard- no one will come to your aid!"
"I can't stop now, am I insane?
My mind is blank, I just can't abstain.
I will torture, I will abuse
I will cut legs, till he's no longer of use!"
"What the hell do you think that you are?
You're just a toy, free to break and scar
I've had enough, let's settle our score
Let's play rough, that is what you are for"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD0JuJr0a4I
>>721359232
You have excellent taste in music, I approve.
>>721358919
>>721358744
no way you've been around that long
>>721359462
I feel like posting some Sadbox.
>>721359838
Want to know what's sad about that?
>>721359768
Bwahahahaha! That one is great.
>>721359838
Moar sadbox.
>>721359942
Oh, yes. I would love your insight upon the sadness that is those to young to fend for themselves have been abandoned due to the (likely) untimely death of their mother.
>>721359956
Part 2.
>>721360110
part 3.
>>721360230
Part 4.
>>721360331
Final...
>>721360331
Thanks for the feels. i remember this one.
>>721357182
I never got this one. Was her old owner a hooker? Did the pimp bring food in the mornings? I don't get it.
>>721360434
What? I never claimed the end would be serious. :P
>>721360110
They aren't dead yet.
>>721360564
You know the story of the Grasshopper and the Ant? Its like that, except it's fluffies.
>>721360475
No prob. I like it. It shows the relentless nature of the life that would realistically happen to an invasive species in an urban environment.
>>721359232
Other song, they get considerable bumpy in fluffyspeak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Hewwo shewtah, my owd fwend,
Fluffy come ta tawk wif yu 'gen,
'cause a babbeh softwy chiwpies,
Hoomin caught Fwuffy when sweepies,
An' Fwuffy wemembah da wast time in da sowwy box
Stiww da same
Nu pretty smeww of shewtah
In sweepy piksha fwuffy wawked awone
Nawwow awwey of hawd stone,
Nu su scawedy unda shiny wamp,
Fwuffy su cold an' fwuff is damp
When cowwar snap awound necksie by hoomin who nu smeww wight
Fwuffy 'fwaid of night
An' nu pwetty smeww of shewtah
An' in da shewtah fwuffy saw
Su many four fwuffies, mabbee mowe
Fwuffy fwends without daddehs,
dummeh fluffies without leggies,
Fwuffy mummahs wif babbehs dat nevah shawe miwkies
Am su scawed
Nu wike da smeww of shewtah
"Dummehs" said smawty,
"Yu nu can put in dummeh, nu pwetty sowwy box
wisten tu smarty, ow give sowwy poopy tu yu,
Take out of sowwy box, meany, smawty hatchu"
But hoomin nu wisten, wuz quiet when boxie cwose,
Nu wike those...
In da back of shewtah
Nu fluffies hugged ow pwayed
In da shewtah da hoomins made
So babbeh hafta wemembah dis wawning,
Babbeh must wisten when daddeh tawking
An' den daddeh said;
"What the fuck, Siren?! Quit thraumatising your foals
with those creepy songs, rescue fluffies I swear..."
Otay daddeh...
"Dun wike da smeww of shewtaaah...", Siren wispered to herself.
>>721360564
Praying, it said praying, it's one of the examples on why fluffy speak is shit, even for them.
>>721360564
I think she missed the words "play" and "pray", but I'm not 100% sure
>>721360962
>>721360962
That would make a pretty funny cover actually. Or at least entertaining.
>>721360908
>>721361424
>>721359232
Getting a scawy thought; Fluffy version of James Bwown!
"Waw! Wha am it gud fow?
Absowu , umm , fwuffy mean, weawwy nuffin "
>>721358284
I report chocofag everytime
>>721362042
That would be fucking hilarious.
>>721361839
How to deal with feral fluffies in a humane way: Put them to work.
>>721362042
"Sowwy stick! Wha am it gud fow?
It ain nuffin bu a poopie pwace ache!"
>>721362556
And the thread is officially full.
Later fuckers!
>>721362791
see
>>721362611
you dick.
Wiwd Fwufffy
Yu make heawt sing
Yu make ewything gwoovy
Wiwd Fwuffy
Fewaw Fwuff, think Fwuffy wuv yu
But, wanna haf babbehs fo suwe
Come on an hug speciaw fwen tight
Fwuffy wuv yu
Wiwd Thing
Yu make Fwuffy heawt sing
You make evything gwoovy
Wiwd Thing
Wiwd Thing, think yu move taiw
But, wanna haf haf babbeh fo suwe
So, come on an huggy tight
Yu move fwuff
Wiwd Fwuffy
Yu make heawt sing
Yu make ewything gwoovy
Wiwd Fewaw
C'mon, c'mon,
Wiwd Thing
Hug it, hug it,
Wiwd Thing...
>>721345131
I need more smarty abuse like this.
>>721360564
Are you seriously that retarded? The old owner PRAYED every night and told her fluffy that THE PRAYING was what brought them food. Fluffies, being slightly less retarded than you, actually believed that.