Sup, 4chan. I am from Russia and I bought the realistic sex

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>>721321938
Over here in freedom land we have real women that can hide themselves

ну ты и хлебушек

>>721321938
Why would customs care if you bought a sex doll? Is it illegal in Mother Russia?

>>721321938
that's a lovely looking doll man. i am jelly!

Does it feel like the real thing?
Also moar pics

>>721323044
we have the same SPIRITUALITY, people do not understand

>>721321938
Looking at how worn out those holes look, I'd say customs did find it and took her out for a spin.

>>721323044
You never know what might be illegal in Mother Russia.

That's the fun part of living under authoritarian regimes.

Не проще было "фонарик" взять ?

>>721323343
I guess I don't understand well.. I'm willing to learn though!

>>721323423
Already two lights changed

>>721323453
>I guess I don't understand well.. I'm willing to learn though!
In our Russian society is considered unacceptable, abnormal, abnormal (to fuck a sex doll)

How do the holes feel compared to the real thing?

Also do the tits and ass cheeks feel real or no?

>>721323543
I think it's safe to say it's like that almost anywhere in the world. It's definitely considered strange in America.

Regardless, you're never going to meet the people working customs right? And, just because they think it's abnormal doesn't give them the right to confiscate it..

>>721323639
>How do the holes feel compared to the real thing?
>Also do the tits and ass cheeks feel real or no?
Breasts and butt 1:1 as live. The holes are very realistic, only cold.

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>>721323670
To confiscate, they have no rights, but will laugh if they see the contents) and I was lucky they did not inspect the parcel.

>>721323858
Yeah maybe but.. Those people see the weirdest shit everyday. I highly doubt a sex doll would be a big deal. It's probably "normal" as far as weird things go.

>>721321938
more pictures on different positions please

What model Doll is that? who makes it?

Wont the doll come in a box?
just store it in the box and put the box under your bed, make sure to cover anything suspicious that might be pictured on the box.
buying a sexdoll won't better your chances of getting a real gf in any way and you might just end up hating yourself and the doll.
I'd suggest sticking to the hand or an onahole

>>721321938
Tie it up, gag it, and rape it. Post pics

>>721323049
that list literally describes /b wtf

>>721321971
this pubic hair is disgusting.

>>721321938
can't you dress it up and sit it in the lounge and act like all is normal went people come and visit.

съеби на двачи. А не, ты и там всех заебал уже с этой пастой

>>721324055
The owner makes it, whenever he fancies.

>>721324382
зашел на форч, чтобы проникнуться муррикой, но и здесь пидорахены.

>>721324466
Может мне начать переводить другие пасты? Но их адаптировать нужно, а то не понимают.

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>>721321938
Just buy a Hot Toys body and then buy some clothes.

I still live with my parents but am so desperate to buy this because there is a hot kpop singer that I wanna create the lookalike of.

Will be awkward though buying it so what do I do

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>>721324521
These shorts would look so good on

>>721321938
In my country, we rather buy real russian bitches. They're cheaper.

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>>721321938
2000$ for that?
Top fucking kek

>>721324466
мурикой тут не пахнет давненька

>>721324516
реквестирую батю с травами, ясен хуй

>>721324656
That is a perfect price. You seen other sex dolls? Many of them look so fake with not much of a realistic body but this one is so worth 2 grand.

Only thing I would change is the head. Looks a bit too small

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>>721321938
I'm just content fucking my fleshlight right now. Just run some warm water through that bitch before you wanna use it, use lube and you're feeling great!

That doll looks too expensive and cumbersome for my liking. I would rather try my luck with a real woman.

pic related, it's me fucking my fleshlight.

>>721323049
>this pic belongs in a category of things I don't like
>babycrying.sperg

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>>721321938
>probably neighing

>"Hey Bojack, should we check parcel?"
>Horse proceeds to buck and shit everywhere.
>"Very well."

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>>721324905

>>721324855
>I would rather try my luck with a real woman.
I doubt this will ever happen for me.

Besides: what do you do when all you want is cuddling or sex but nope: bitch demands you buy her expensive stuff always, do everything she wants and demand you to either ask to marry her or leave her because she doesn't like just "hanging".

Woman are not that good sadly so the sex doll life I understand why some prefer that.

sex slaves in your imagination.......so deep

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>>721321971
Dat gape though!!

i bought a fleshlight when I was 16, already preparing for a lifetime of virginity and masturbating, I guess.
got a girlfriend a year ago at 22yo, sliced up the fleshlight and threw it away because it's a kind of shameful product. i'm kinda regretting that now, it was fucking 60 bucks!

>>721324968
This is why it's ideal that you find a fuck buddy. Easy said than done, but that's why I stick to my fleshlight. The vortex sleeve with the butthole orifice is the best combo imo.

>>721324846
Looks like shit tbh

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>>721324855
I'm a legs and feet person.

What can I do to satisfy my fetish?

I am the most antisocial lonelinest person on this site who has hardly ever spoken to a girl and now I am so desperate as to try and ask this MILF at a software place I am helping out at if I can touch her legs...

Yeah my life is so shit and I hate myself.

Would buy a sex doll or stuff like this
>>721324521
>>721324586
but living with my parents sucks and I need own place but I am poor and unemployed

>>721325030
using the same fleshlight for 6 years??????????????

>>721325030
Jesus dude, I was fucking plastic bags and 3rd party off brand pocket pussies, but I bought my first fleshlight that my girlfriend at the time helped me pick out. When I got another sleeve in the mail, she wanted to open it and feel what it felt like to stick her fingers inside..

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>>721325030
Found the jew

>>721325104
My current sleeve is still going strong and I ordered back on 11/28/2013

>>721321938
Всего за 120кусков? Серьёзно? Я помню что они до увеличения курса были по 400к. Сколько рост у неё? И сорри фор май бед инглиш, но я не понял в чем проблема была на таможне..

>>721325349
Рост 140.

Цена зависит от роста, модели.

С таможней могли бы быть проблемы, если бы потребовали бы заплатить сбор и приезжать лично на оформление.

>>721325104
i'm not saying i'm proud of it, but kind of. i used it a lot in the beginning, then I hid it in my closet for like 2 or 3 years, then used it like twice again, moved into my own house and took it with me (cuz hey, it's a pussy) and used it a few times in the last few years. the hassle of heating it up in warm water and then lubing it and afterwards cleaning it up was too much effort when I could just jack off.
but yeah, it was 6 years old eventually, when cleaned it's... not... that... dirty... right?

>>721325493
>140
Круто. За такие деньги, действительно круто. Я когда-то копил, но забросил, но ты мне прям надежду подарил.
Алсо. Из японии или штатов заказывал?

>>721325749
Из Китая.

>>721321938
i'm saving my money for genetically engineered loli sex dolls

>>721326200
>i'm saving my money for genetically engineered loli sex dolls
Not in this life

10/10 would bang

>>721321938
пиздуй на сосач, быдло

>>721326348
what about loli sex-robots?

>>721327114
They do not invent.

>>721325629
It's not a pussy you massive fucking faggot

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>>721321938
Hi OP.
On my 5th doll atm.
>pic related

I was living alone when I got my first doll. It got wrecked due to negligence. Along with the following 3. On doll number 4, My parents had to move in with me. My mother being as nosy as she is, i had to move my doll to a storage facility. Cost $50 a month. I would fuck my doll there. Unfortunetly, fucking the doll there was difficult. She was hard to clean, I had to use condoms to fuck her, and I cant count how many times, Im in the storage unit thrusting away at my doll, and people walk by, and DEFINITELY had to hear the SLAP SLAP SLAP of my pelvis skin smacking against the dolls ass at 100mph. The employees were getting suspicious and asking questions. Then the doll ended up getting really dirty with dust, and dirt from the storage facility. The same lube had been in her holes for months, (which is why i used condoms) It was time to retire her. So i did.

I went a month without a doll before I bought my 5th one (pictured).
I do something simliar. She stays at the storage facility still. But instead of fucking her there, I take her to a motel 3 or 4 times a week. Just like you, I spent about $500 the motel last month. Oh well. I NEED doll pussy, So ill pay whatever it takes. Plus I can clean her there, and not be disturbed when Im pounding away at her rubber pussy, throat, and asshole.
My parents have bought a new home, and will be finished being built soon. Im counting the days man.

>>721328359
Why not just hire an escort if you have that kind of money to throw away? Jesus man.

>I NEED doll pussy

No dude. You need REAL pussy.

>>721328359

Why not pay a whore like any other normal male?

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>>721329043
>>721329214
Doll fucking is my fetish. Ive been sttarcted to mannequins, and barbie dolls, female action figures ect, since as far back as I can remember.
There isnt a living breathing female whos attraction comes close to that of a doll to me. I understand its weird. But I can change the fact that the two times I did hire an escort, I couldnt even get it up, and each time I opened a new box for a doll, my dick was rock hard, throbbing, dripping, and purple, like if I took 10 viagras.
It just is what it is man.

>>721329822
Haha, people have fetishes. Fuck away my friend.

>>721329822
post more realistic sex dolls plz

>>721329822
Respect from Poland slavic bro You are my Real model :)

I hoph one day russia And Poland will be friends

Fucking russian i dont know if i should kill You all or fuck You

>>721321938
Ну нет блять, мало того, что ты в б Двача насрал, так ты ещё и тут хуйню постишь. Съеби с моих борд!

>>721329822
So You You are a Lalka fucker ??

>>721329822
Respect from Serbia lol Sick fucker

>>721329822
You got any pics of your previous dolls?

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This subject always gets to me.
Sex dolls are a rubber corpse.
Doll forum is depressing. Thats a rubber doll not your girlfriend. Sexbot enthusiasts are really lonely people who want a relationship with a thing. Programmed AI is an aspect of the programmer your trying to date yourself?! Wierd.
Robot fetishists are turned on by toasters. donotfistandroids.gif

I would like to think somewhere someone else would want a sexrobot. A masturbation tool that looks good in lingerie. Im one of those visually stimulated weirdos, i need more than a hole. Pocket puss is fun but a hole in your hand aint bent over buttocks or spread legs.

Women can be happy with a vibrator and some dirty thoughts. Guys will get turned on by a crook of a treebranch or a smooth rock cast in the right light. We are visually stimulated and we more often take of the active/dominant role in sex play. So laying back and taking it doesnt scratch the same itch it does for the ladies.

Real women have needs, desires, feelings and thoughts. Not suited for sexual release purposes. Love making, relationships and procreation sure. But they aint things and shouldnt be thought of that way. They are human beings.

Remember that a sexrobot does not objectify the female.
It feminizes the object.

>>721330497
Jebu ti majku svima Serbi na verbi

Slava horvati

>>721330581
Are you really that stupid?

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>>721323543
if it's abnormal to fuck a sex doll in Russia, then wtf do russians normally do with a sex doll??

>>721330904
in russia, sex doll fucks you

>>721329822
You can afford all this shit but can't afford to move away from ur parents? Pathetic AF anon

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>>721330067
Check out the ass her.
>>721329908
Thanks man,
>>721330226
Thank you sir.
>>721330373
not sure what that is.
>>721330497
Haha thanks

>>721331106
It's his parents who moved in with him - learn to read, fuckface,

>>721327563
they already exist... they're just not lolis at the exhibitions

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>>721330575
3rd doll

>>721329822
hold cold hearted must you mother have been lol

>>721331348
i have an attraction to dolls and such too, never bought a doll like this though but very tempted

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>>721330575
4th doll.
I dont have pics of doll 1 and 2 though.

>>721331106
Parents moved in with ME. There home was basically falling apart, so they leveled the old house, new one is being built. Theyre staying with me for the time being. Its been a brutal 6 months tbh.

>>721331581
where do you buy these dolls from? the previous one with the ear tunnels and pierced nipples looks amazing

>>721323858
LOL. Now I think you're fake, though.

>>721321938
Go hire a hooker you useless fuck.

>>721331774
this

>>721321938
This is fucking stupid. You could have spent that money on hookers and created some enticing memories to jerk off to, and instead, you now have a $2000 albatross that nobody can know exists but you.

>>721331966
kek

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>>721331646
WM dolls. Doll manufacturer from china.
Yeah. My favorite one by far.

>>721331774
>>721331926
>>721331966
I get you guys think doll fuckers are creepy losers settling for rubber pussy, and for the most part, that sterotype is not exactly false, but some people, like me, fuck dolls bc of their sexual preference.

Like I said earlier in the thread, It is what it is. I hired 2 escorts in my lifetime. My dick wouldnt even get hard. And one of them was easily a 10/10.

>>721324931
> sides = orbit

>>721331774
Hookers == STDs, Drugs, Pimps, and cops, Public humiliation, then Unemployment.

Dolls == Lube, cleanup, storage,

Easy choice.

>>721329822
she doesn't happen to have a different set of eyes, does she?

>>721330581
you're on a slippery slope, Mr. President.

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>>721332400
>but some people, like me, fuck dolls bc of their sexual preference

Big day for you op, the GOP House repealed a ban on mentally ill people buying guns.

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>>721328359
>that off-center butthole

>>721332400
well.... the fact you didn't get hard probably doesn't mean anything. because a lot of guys don't get hard when they're first about to do it with a real live woman because of nerves or whatever.

and if all you've ever tried are escorts, that might be another problem.

anywho, it doesn't matter. I don't really care for sex much at all, myself... I'm perfectly content just jerking off once and awhile.

>>721323049
Wtf do you have against dubs. I mean like, just check them

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>>721332893
only off center because one leg is lower than the other in that pic.

>>721332899
But ive had sex with real women. No nerves about it. Not that you or this guy:>>721332713
believe me. This is the internet after all.

>>721332726
why would you assume OP lives in America.... when he clearly stated he lived in Russia.

go back to /pol/ you fucking retard.

>>721333182
never said anything about believing you or not.

just saying "not getting hard" a couple times doesn't really mean anything about your preferences. but hey, if a doll is what gets you hard, whatever.

>>721329822
How did you dispose of the previous 4 dolls? Seems an odd thing to be dragging to the dump or leaving in the trash.

>>721332400
Do you have any pictures while fucking them?

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>>721333361
The boxes they came in were sturdy as fuck. Honestly, I did just dump them in a dumpster. Box and all. lol
Garbage sorters probably find dolls and dildos, and fleshlights all of the time I imagine.

>>721323858
It's a gang rape waiting to happen.

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>>721321938
for 2500$ you could fuck so many hookers... instead just dive deeper in your twisted little world where fucking a doll is normal. 2000 BUCKS FFS

>>721321938
If I paid $2,000 for an awesome doll, I would dress her up in fancy dresses and sit her down on my couch in the living room, and if anybody didn't like it, they could get the fuck out of my house, lol

>>721332713
kek

>>721333572
How did you ruin them? Just not keeping them clean?

>>721328359
>5th
What the hell do you do that you have money to burn like that?

>>721323049
dropped my pokeball reading this

>>721324931
Holy shit kek

>>721321938
$1,000-$2,000 is about right for a quality doll, but $500 a month storage? Fuck no. She'd be in my bedroom and if you can't do that you're fucking up somewhere. Spend the money on moving into your own place, ffs instead of buying an apartment for a doll.

А качек -анимешник с куклами только на дваче сидит, здесь не палился?
ОП, да съеби ты со своей брухлей уже

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>>721333548
Not many with my new one

>>721333786
Just wear and tear man. First one fell off of the sink in the restroom after I cleaned her. Like every important joint in her body was broken.second one, I tore my dick through her back, while violently fucking her in the ass. The 3rd one was getting her pussy destroyed cowgirl, and the inch or so of rubber between the pussy and anal orifice tore through and just created one giant orifice. Thats what happens when those holes get fucked nonstop for months and months at a time. 4th one just got stained REALLY bad at the storage facility, and had old cum festering in her mouth for months.

Treating my new one like a fragile piece of glass now.

>>721333838
sales.

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>>721333548

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>>721333548
all I really have with the new one.

>>721333712
Its a stigma to display your sick sex fetish. Normal people just use their hands.
Yet no one has problems with exposed hands (most common sextoy) and its rude if you dont offer to rub your sextoy with a strangers when meeting them?

This makes sense? Right.

>>721334756
...what?

>>721331348
would fuck.

>>721334552
Post vid

>>721329822

How the fuck do you take that to the motel?

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>>721334756


if you love Trump, what is the least amount of money you'd take to fuck this doll?

>>721321938
If I ever got to the point of buying one of these and bringing it home. I'd fuck it once and then hang myself from shame.

>>721331278
i'd fuck that

Are there dolls that resemble a loli or that are small breasted?

I would probably get one if my actual relationship went sour

>>721333572
>Garbage sorters probably find dolls and dildos, and fleshlights all of the time I imagine.

Can confirm this, I remember dumping a giant black dildo a few years back.

>>721321938
>It is physically impossible to hide due to size.
>what is a wardrobe

>>721323858
This is actually the same packaging Trump uses to have his women imported

>>721325101
quit fucking cucking yourself saying "i am the most antisocial loneliest person" is a fucking crutch to be a beta quit being a faggot man up and talk to a girl you cant expect women to walk up to you and talk to you its just not how it works

>>721334524
More with cum

>>721325101
Someone please help me out

Damn all the dolls you have posted are beautiful, i really want one but damn they are expensive af...

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>>721323049
Sooo... all of 4chan is cancer?

>>721335254
feminism would force women to make the first move to promote gender equality

>>721335347
only all of /b/ you newfag

>>721335313
they arent that expensive if you compare it to a prostitute, the more times you use the doll, the cheaper the fuck gets

>>721323049
that image is cancer

>>721335252
That's why he hates fatties. Costs a bundle on shipping.

>>721323049
Stop liking what I don't like :The Post

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>>721323049
>help put and end

>>721331348

Personally I think the names you are giving to these dolls is completely degrading.

>>721324855
who the hell has hair growing on their crank?

>>721335738
this

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>>721321938

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tytKO3HoRz4

>>721336266
That's actually really common. You're just used to shaved porn actors.

OP any used dolls i can buy from you?

>>721331278

hnggggg

>>721331581

I've definitely seen this picture before somewhere....

>>721321938
dress up as wife and sit on sofa

>>721336376
is that a pic of a doll?!

>>721330581
>Remember that a sexrobot does not objectify the female. It feminizes the object.

Interesting point.

men pass a video fucking that doll

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>>721324521
that doll looks like shit
it doesn't even have nipples

if you're gonna perv out buy a Volks 27cm body
look at that superior sculpting quality

>>721331581
this one's gorgeous
what model/ where did you get her from?

>>5th doll
do you give them funerals and bury them?
or unceremoniously chop them up to fit in the trash?

>>721321938
HOW DO YOU CLEAN THE CUM OUT?!?

>>721339305
I think you can remove the the parts that you fuck, then just wash them

>>721331278
Take a picture or video of doll footjobing you

>>721329043
Maybe he doesn't wanna go to prison? or get Mouth Aids

>>721325295
Why do you know the exact date

>>721328359
I died so hard laughing this is screenshot of gold.

>>721334756
This right here is why I come to /b/. I'll never be able to shake someones hand again without thinking about this post.

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>>721328359
Shit!!

>>721334494
>>721334552
hows it feel realisitic?

and would you ever get a butt toy where it's just the butt?

>>721321938
looks like shit

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>>721324969

>>721335200
Oooooh yes. There are.

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>>721328359

>>721323049

was eagerly expecting a "reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight" at the end, would have been of fine irony

>>721334494
>second one, I tore my dick through her back

Women, amirite?

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>>721341088
>IMG_1388
>Hitler dubs
mfw

>>721335738
Yes. A cat goddess doll and i would sell my soul

amazing how many of these dolls they sell on Amazon

>>721340945
link!

>>721341676
No clue. Ive seen em but only on /b/

>>721341794
got any image saved?

>>721341928
Negative

>>721342044
gosh darnit

>>721321938
Would be nice if you could 3D print these at home.