When's the last time you had sex?

>>721313900
1/17/2017
And it'll peobably be a long wait till next time Feelsbad.jpg

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30 minutes ago with her

>>721313900
a year or two ago

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Yesterday

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Thursday

>>721313900
Like, 4 hours ago?

>>721314349
lol i read peobably as pedobably

Night before last

>>721314381
>>721314479
More?

thursday

>>721314534
You'll read what you want to read haha

3 weeks ago

>>721313900
Friday morning

>>721313900
>When's the last time you had sex?
Tuesday

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1 hour ago

With her

>>721313900
yesterday morning. she was not that into it but said to go for it, and it was a very nice wake up.. would recommend.

Nearly two years ago

>>721315146
u can always rape a hotter girl, leave your options open

>>721313900
thursday, in a river next to the road, i fell over but she fell on me, i didn't let her be hurt... i love her

>>721315409
Thanks anon, I never thought of that.

>>721313900
Sometime in 2007

>>721314381
cute cat.

>>721314975
did you pull off half her right eyebrow during rough sex?

>>721314349
Same. It sucks.
1/10/2017

About a year ago, dating this underage cutie soni have to wait now

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>>721315921
ya is cool kitteh

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33 year old virgin

>>721316204
Who talks like that? I've only heard fat people talk like that

>>721316360
cool story

>>721313900
About 2 weeks ago, girlfriend is sick, sad days

>>721316401
Oh no, answer the question.

>>721313900
A little over a month. about 5/12 6 weeks?

I'm getting ready for the military right now anyways, need to be focused. Besides my car broke down and I'm driving my moms minivan until I fix it and also I opted out of moving into my own place in December when I left my shitty office job to get ready for the military. I can have sex but it's just not worth the effort to try and get laid right now.

>>721313900
two months ago

>>721316527
Are you going to try dick in the military?

>>721316328
why didin't you consider turning gay? you could have plenty occasion nikka

>>721316599
nah, dick ain't my thing. It's been offered to me before. I don't mind the gays, I think they are fun, polite, clean people. But I like the vag.

Start of December, but im gonna be fucking a lot in February

>>721316527
Way to stay focused--congrats!

>>721316611
I did but just got made fun of by gays. I would just want a predictable rape scenario with no romance, just hardcore assfucking, on the receiving end only.

>>721316686
Thanks man, not even my friends have been that positive. They just say "good luck?".

What's amazed me is how many people don't know anything about the military. Everyone says "but you'll be digging holes and die!" or "The marines are tough dude". Despite the fact I keep telling everyone I'm going into officer school in the Navy or Airforce and Probably working a an engineer or para rescue man.

>>721316741
post ass

4 hours ago with my hot DDD fwb.
>doubters will doubt
>got laid anyway

>>721313900
N/A i'll be 30 in July. I'll be a wizard. You ready to face my might?

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>>721314349
>mm/dd/yyyy

Early 2011. Used to be a male slut, new girl every few weeks, sometimes two or three relationships at the same time. Then I settled for one, serious relationship, although the relationship started to piss me off pretty quickly. Lost contact to many friends. Broke up after three years. Hell yeah, freedom! No girl ever since. Not even remotely interested in having sex, cause chicks are too boring in bed, too demanding in everything else.

>>721316943
I haven't gained any powers. In this guy >>721316328

>>721313900
About a week ago. I'm married.

>>721314381
Congrats! She's a cutie!

>implying

Never, i will be a wizard *-*

>>721314975
How old are you? How old is she?

>>721316661
proud of you bud

23 year old kissless virign
I had a girlfriend in highschool which I never got to fuck
I thought me and her were super hella close emotionally and a perfect match but then one day she asks me if she can date mr. muscular weightlifter in school and im like I dont give a fuck your a person who can make your own choice and you better choose what you think is best and she fuckn left me for some smash.
I blame myself for trying to move to slow in the relationship (like 5 months)
I had like plans for my future with her which included not having kids and leading a debauchery sex life and focusing more on economic stability but i should have voiced those and been more open.
her relationship with muscle man never even took off and she ended up alone for a few years before settling with some guy who was 25 when she was 18 and it irked me that they were different ages because I felt he was taking advantage by having a place to live.
I felt like he was just fucking her because she was 7 years younger than him and she was all hot but then she had multiple kids
she messaged me on facebook that her marriage was falling apart and she wanted to be with me because im the only person who made her feel happy. I told her to go with her husband because it was the thing she choose and she didnt choose me.
im not sure she knows this but after high school my family moved away but I ran away and bicycled 800 miles to go back to her but when I tried to message her, her husband intercepted the mesage
I told myself it was gonna be fine if he can get a hot 18 year old at 25 then I probably could do it too but I been a shut it neet ever since then focusing on my goals
all I ever wanted to do was become a engineer and shape the world around me so I could have a giant family and still support a entire town with food water and energy while making bank and fulfilling my every dream but without a waifu I feel like shit
all I wanted was unlimited power and a waifu to hand over the world on a platter.

>>721316993
Well shit, I aint got nothing to look forward to then.

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>>721316998
Does your wife peg you? I'd love to get pegged to sleep every night

>>721313900
New years on the 2016/2017 border. So technically I guess Jan 1. Got a date tomorrow, may kek have mercy on my soul and deliver me the pucci

>>721316328
I lost it at 32. Now I'm married. Don't give up hope.

>>721313900
Ask yer mum.

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>>721317027
thanks, she is really cute

2 nights ago, and the night before that.

>>721317079
I think you're looking for a cringe thread

>>721317079
Jesus Christ. You're 23, man, calm the fuck down. You haven't even reached the end of your 20s, life has a lot left for you.

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1 year ago, I'm in a real dry spell. Though I fap like crazy, does that count? :-/

>>721317079
Hey, I had a very similar tumultous relationship when I was 19. It made it very difficult to form close relationships, and I carried my virginity well into adulthood. I really regret all the things I missed out on, because there always were people who I could've dated and some of those people would have formed relationships that lead to sex.I read your story and see someonewho is deeply hurting. I would urge you to getcounseling if you are open to it. I did a course of therapy at age 42, and it helped tremendously. Alternately, if you just want to talk to someone who was also hurt that badly, I'd be willing to listen. I don't have any formal, training, though.

>>721317079
tl;dr?

>>721317492
He's hung up on a slutty high-school gf because she left him and he wants to save the world, or at least the small amount of one that pertains to him, and be the hero to some broad

>>721317559
Just like you

not since the start of november

>>721316611
Former adult virgin here. I had a same sex experience. I enjoyed it forwhat it was worth, but it just showedme that I wasn't into men. It was fun.

It is incredibly easy to find a willing partner. You can have a guy at your place quicker than a pizza. I'd encourage anyone who is hard-up or feels undesirable to try it. You'll understand what women mean when they say sex is "empowering" and you will understand some important things about sex from their perspective.

>>721317646
Really? Cause I'm
>>721317164
And it sounds to me like I just want more puss

>>721313900
Sometime in May, 4 years ago

>>721317719
Insecure response

5 more years till I gain magic wizard power.

>>721313900
Its been bout five years

>>721317749
Your trolling is bland and uninspired

>>721317818
And uninformed

Pretty sure it was august 2014

>>721317079
interesting

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>>721313900
like a week ago with her, OC gf

3 years ago with the only person that has ever found me remotely attractive in my entire life
Havent found anyone else willing to even care for me since then.
I want to die

>>721317974
A hooker can at least pretend anon

>>721316810
You're not really going then, you said airforce or navy. Means your Fuck ass isn't even enlisted

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>>721317703
Yeah tried it and I got spit roasted twice (two different sets of guys) in one night and then again the next week by a couple more guys. It's fucking awesome

>>721316985
I am the opposite of you Mr. Thundercock. What's it like to have that much sex?

>>721316328
I lost my Wizardhood in what turned out to be a one-off encounter with a vile succubus at 32.

It was a huge mistake.

>>721316977
Go away Eurocuck

>>721318091
I dont have money for hookers.
Even if i did , i live in such a small and shitty town that there isnt hookers here

>>721317423
I fap like crazy and I'm married. Don't beat yourself up about it.

>>721318232
A succubus sounds like fun. I'd love to have my balls drained by a girl and not be able to get away from her cocksucking and pussy grip

>>721316810
That's why I tell everyone who enlists, "You'll be packing fudge until the cows come home!" It cuts straight to the point.

>>721318256
What do you cum on? Towel, blanket, floor, bucket?

>>721316741
Yiu need to find a gay Trump supporter. They hVe no problem with assrape.

>>721317114
Is it just the angle, or does this bro have tiny balls?

>>721318357
There is a towel next to my bed that zi keep between the wall and the bed. My wife and I have separate bedrooms, so I can get privacy whenever I need it.

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Every guy should cultivate multiple friendships that guarantee him casual sex when he wants it

>>721318447
What do you expect, he's getting pegged

>>721318232
Doesn't matter, had sex.

>>721318239
>Go away, 95% of the world!

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Month ago with trailer park whore. Pic related

>>721313900
About 2 weeks ago. My girlfriend puts out about once a month. Not the greatest, but the way I see it? At least I get pussy once in awhile. Could always be worse.

>>721318609
It is ungodly to write the date that way

>>721316943
Yiu've got plenty of time. Whatever is holding you back: low self-esteem, incredibly high standards.,.you've got time to fix that. Now go out there and do it!

>>721313900
Last night while my gf was out with friends. Barely got the piss covered blankets washed before she got home.

>>721318686
Make me

>>721318447
I thought I was the only one who noticed. What a relief!

>>721318110
No I'm not enlisted. But I am going. I've been doing my research, working out. I want to get top marks. I'm going straight into the officer program if I go Navy. I've already been in contact with my old highschool teacher was a colonel. He's helping me out a ton. I'm not going to show up to a recruiters office and just sign a paper herp derp. I'm going in prepared. It's not my fault so many people jump into unprepared and are filled with regrets.

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>>721318614
Smelled really weird

>>721315992
Kek

>>721318755
Learn a trade while you're in then gtfo

>>721313900
It's been 3 months, couldnt commit to any other girl since

>>721317114
Shit, sorry...I didn't see that the question was directed at me. My wife isn't into assplay on me. We have tried pegging, but she lasted about two strokes and then stopped. I would like to try it again, but I need to ask her for it, and frankly I am afraid to do that.

7 hours ago with gf. In about 3 hours with side chick.

>>721318571
I'll get right on it. In my twenties, I cultivated multiple friendships that led to talks about how the girl I wanted to fuck "didn't want to ruin the friendship." You are right, though...everyone should have more sex. It feels good.

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>>721318755
You're not going, you're stealing valor. You're hoping people will be impressed by your intentions but you won't follow through.

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>>721317079

pic related its her in the yellow

>>721318126
Glad you enjoyed it, It is waaaaaay easier to get sex off a guy than it is a girl.

>>721317937
She looks very nice. Thanks for sharing.

>>721318996
How am I stealing valor? If that was the case than almost everyone who ever thought about joining up is stealing valor. No one is impressed except my mother. I'm doing this for me, and for country. I quit my cushy office job already. I've been doing nothing but studying for the ASVAB and working out. I know you are trolling but nonetheless it's still being extra queery.

Last weekend, 50yr old black guy bareback. Going over again tonight.

>>721318881
I have a college degree. And I already know how to do construction/ carpentry and a plethora of tradesman jobs from my fathers business. I'm considering a career in the military.

>>721319143
Some people might hold you in the same esteem as if you had actually already gone.

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never

>>721318614
She kooks both cute and trashy. I'd fuck the shit out of her. Anon, I'm actually kinda jealous.

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>>721319190
Post pics

>>721319246
That's stupid. And that's not on me, it's on them. I left my job and didn't tell anyone about my intentions until a buddy of mine asked me. So I told him. He harassed me telling me not to go. (Because of reasons I mentioned earlier about people not understanding there's more to it than guns). He then proceeded to tell everyone I know I'm going to the marines to die. Not my problem still.

>>721318653
Find a new gf. She's not meeting your needs, anon. You don't have to put up with it if you don't want to.

Late December. I know I'll have more opportunities, but I just want to focus on getting a job first.

>>721318709
No. It's your job.

>>721318767
Who cares? She looks like she'd be even cuter with a dick in her mouth.

Earlier this morning. If you had to use a condom out of the fear of pregnancy, you failed. Guess I cannot blame you if she's an STD ridden whore.

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Early November, I've had plenty of chances to have sex since then but the women haven't been attractive enough and I really can't be bothered putting in the effort at the moment

>>721319353
No it's your problem. You're putting people in an awkward situation by trying to elicit praise for your intentions, but when you end up not going, they will look at you with contempt.

>>721319272
It'll happen to you. I guarantee it.

7 years ago.

>>721319510
Can yiu give us an example of someone who wasn't attractive enough? I want to weigh my standards against yours.

>>721319590
I think that's actually kind of sweet.

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>>721314975

>>721319546
An awkward situation? Why? I'm not trying to elicit anything, I'm just brutally honest with people. They can feel or think whatever they wish. It's really not my problem at all. People will feel and think whatever they want. I've got a meeting with an Air force recruiters office next week. And then I'm dropping into the Navy recruiters office after that. At the end of the day you are just some guy somewhere on the internet. So whatever man. Believe what you will.

>>721319143
If you know he is trolling than why do you keep responding. Call him a "faggot" and get on with you life.

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A girl punched me in the back and I got a boner. I am not allowed to get boners so I eat a whole pretzel salad

>>721318707
Tell your gf, anon. You are neither respecting her nor yourself.

>>721313900

3am last night with a (21yo) bamid single mum i fuck casually i'm 25 btw

>>721319962

Barmaid*

>>721319901
Thank tou. I am incredibly high and this was much appreciated.

I had sex maybe 2 years ago with a woman aged 38, me being 25. I loved her very much and the lovin' was gooduntil we started getting apart.

The funny thing is I can fuck everyday different girls, but I want true love, where you are not fucking, you are making love. Nothing sweeter than a girl who sucks only your dick, because you are special. Nothing worse than some hoe who uses you and you use her.

Fuck sex, find love.

last time was with a tranny, about a year ago, 69ing if that counts

>>721319726

Yeah but i'm cringing so hard i look like fucking igor.

>>721319962
Is this Russian?

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>>721319670
My standards are all over the place but sure. She's attractive in photos and has a nice body, but her personality is horrendous (smash a brick over her head horrendous)

Last time I had sex was a week ago. It was with a girl I had already fucked one other time. Wore a condom both times. Now I have herpes, no joke.

>>721320069
Good. I hope she kills me.

>>721320048
If that's yiu and your gf posted that and told the whole world she fucks you, that puts you light years ahead of most people here. It msy be embarassing, but that's part of the sweetness to me.

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like 2 and a half weeks a ago with this girl. still the best girl i've ever fucked

thats a stupid question OP
never
;_;

>>721313900
5 hours ago

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>>721320176
about 3 weeks ago, she's really chubby, kinda sweaty and also pretty trashy.
don't know if regret but would do again

>>721319036
Anon, she isn't that attractive. You could go to your local bar, throw a rock and hit 10 girls who are better-looking than she is. Why are you so hung up on her?

>>721320253
She looks like fun. Does she have a big ass?

>>721320162
She has a nice body and a simple "basic bitch" look. Does she do anal?

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>>721320359
her ass was actually really big.

here's the only pic i could snap of it

>>721320018
I want to put this on a coffee mug.

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What are some tips for saying NO to sex? I don't want any but I don't want to get bullied or tricked into it

>>721320069
I think she's really cute. You must be very good-looking to turn away a girl who looks like that.

>>721320658
Just have it. feelsgoodman

>>721313900
3rd March 2011

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How do I get a bomb ass bitch like Nikki Minaj? I want to fuck her and have an otherworldly experience

>>721320537
Looks nice! Thanks for sharing.

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>>721313900
Never.

The only woman who gives me the time of day is a lesbian dominatrix who takes my money and then flips me off.

She denies me all sexual pleasure just because it amuses her. She won't even let me have her bra, and I've given her thousands.

>>721320770
Drop acid and fuck any girl.

>>721320804
If that's what gets you off, then fine.

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2 days. gf.

>>721313900
2 days ago. I hadn't had sex for a about 5 months before that.
Plot twist
I'm married.
Fed up of my wife not being up for it. I've almost cheated a few times. Sent a video of me jacking off, to some fat ugly bitch the same night.

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>>721320312

I dont know
I feel weird being extremely introvert and finding a girl who is perfect and is outgoing and wont notice me apart from her 300 other friends
I am just a worthless worm.

>>721313900
about 12 hours ago

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>>721320804
That would turn me off. I'd need her to be at least bisexual. I'd want to know that there were cocks going into her and that mine is not going into her.

4 years ago. Guys that are saying a week and a day ago, where do you meet your girls?

>>721321064
I have a gf.

>>721313900
August 2015. Probably get none this year either.

>>721321122
hot tits. moar

>>721317079
you sound like you are obsessed with her. I cringed so hard reading it.

>>721321122
dubserboat dem titties

>>721320804

maybe you need to reevaluate some things in your life, son.

even the ugliest faggots can get some actual pussy/girlfriends if they set their minds to it (and don't let some dyke bitch emasculate them).

but it sounds like you enjoy this kind of shit... which really gives you no cause to complain or even comment unless you're fishing for attention.

>>721313900
10/2015
Also worst sex ever.

>>721313900

last night. buttfucked my female roommate after she came home and passed out. not the first time and i know she knows what happens because she complained about shitting cum in the morning.

>>721313900
I think it was about February/March of 2009.

Fuck it was probably July of 2016. Join the military they said, you must finish with this thing,they said. FUCK

Never did.
kinda feels bad at 23.
Kissless aswel

>>721317079
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/5mn970/why_i_stopped_asking_for_cell_numbers_my_rp/

>>721322130
all of you betas need to read this

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>>721313900
last night, pretty great.

Yesterday with my girlfriend. Probably today, too. I've just introduced her to long term edging and she's very excitable about getting to cum again.

>>721313900
never, 24

>>721321633
So she's ok with it? Why not try fucking her while she's conscious? It's generally more fun.

>>721322356
>It's generally more fun.
says who?

Had my 1st time yesterday but the problem was i could'nt get hard.. so i just fingered her and ate her pussy i felt and still feel so embarased idk if it was because i was drunk or too nervous

>>721322765
a lot of guys over 40 have erection issues

>>721322884
Well played

>>721323138
thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week...sadly.

>>721313900
Last night. Wife pus smell like bbq sauce. Wtf?

>>721323346
niggers

>>721323240
kek

never

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>>721313900
Huge List of Darknet (TOR/Deep Web)
>>Hidden Websites 2017

>>721318522
Are you both hambeasts or something?

>>721318126
Split roasted... By a retard with a beer can dick. People should publish this stuff.

>>721319370
I second this. You're digging your own grave. Redefine the relationship before it's too late

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Never. 21
Probably never going to happen, too beta to talk to women

>>721318996
This

never, 13

>>721324263
you could always catch a train...from the front

>>721313900
I went 22 years without having sex, lost virginity and 17 years later here am I. Hope Ill have sex in next 5 years at least.

>>721313900
two weeks ago

>>721320069
I know your pain anon. Was with a vapid, self-absorbed bitch for two years..did it all for the nookie..to all that happens to read this, uphold your standards and don't lead into a relationship with your penis.

>>721320086
Sorry to hear that anon, but heroes isn't the sexual death sentence it used to be. Get some Valtrex, inform your partner, and go nuts. There's a girl on reddit's splendid random acts of muff dive who has herpes and tells everyone she still wants her box munched on. Maybe you two should meet.

Fucked my woman this morning, nutted in'er cunt. Feelsgoodman

>>721321330
No, I think this is a relationship that he chose to be in and that both parties are getting something out of. Maybe she was raped and hates men. Teasing, then denying him, and taking his money on top of it gives her a sense of satisfaction, helping her control a situation where she felt powerless. Maybe anon doesn't get much female attention and is worried that he is unattractive. Being led on in a roleplay, blueballed, and having his bank account drained is possibly his way of dealing with his feelings of worthlessness. If one party were doing it to another party that was being loving, it would be wrong...but these two are actually very likely confronting their demons together. I think this can be healthy.

>>721316046
Good job on doing the responsible thing. I don't know why 4Chan gets such a bad rap...wait, oh yeah.

>>721325775
pics? If not, next time take pics.

>>721313900
Not since April 14th, 2012...

>>721325169
Judging someone for talking about doing something that feels very good seems harsh and unnecessary.

one week and I'm mad about it, I need it 2-3 times a day about to replace my wife, no joke

>>721323702
I am a manlet and she is my slam piggie.nI enjoy sex with her tremendously. We have separate bedrooms because our work schedules are very different. I have a much higher sex drive than my wife, so I masturbate to satisfy those desires when she is not in the mood. She is in the mood often enough for me.

>>721326488
i'm kinda the same way, i pretty much stopped masturbating after meeting my girlfriend but eventually i started it back up and now I masturbate daily again, sometimes twice a day. Basically because we only have sex like 1 or 2 times a week. I'm considering breaking up with her because our sex needs are just really different. it sucks. hard. (just like her sometimes, which i will be missing).

>>721326437
eat a fat dick you double nigger

>>721326615
oh I'm married right now to a woman who wants to have sex 2-3 times a month and it basically escalated to the point of her sincerely shaking my hand and asking for a divorce today - so fine and dandy, I'm a tall white guy with a good job who likes to work out, I have a whole fucking list of unhappily married friends and single moms who just want to experience the hip motion so whatever, yeah it's been uh actually closer to 3 weeks, so I'm done done done I don't play this shit

>>721326633
Hey...go fuck yourself.

>>721321052
Whatever floats your boat.

October

>>721313900
Last Friday.

>>721313900
Jan 2016
no longer in a relationship and I don't like to have sex with people I'm not dating

>>721319590
I bet the sex smells of somethimg atrocious

>>721326615
1-2 times per week is pretty average, though. You should tell her you have a high sex drive and ask her to work with you. You won't get what you want unless you ask.

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>>721324263
I'm 21 too anon, i feel you

>>721327361
*All* sex does, so I wouldn't be surprised.

>>721319384
kek.
What an ugly, degenerated family.

27.12.13

>>721327124
Sorry to hear you had such a bad experience. If sge wasn't meeting your needs, then the divorce was probably the best thing for both of you.

>>721327424
>>721324263
Guys it's not that hard i am an ugly motherfucker and my social skills are terrible but just lower your standards get drunk into a bar start talking to some chick don't be too pushy and you there is a high chance to get laid if the girl is drunk

>>721316985
Time to try fucking a qt Twink. They know how to please dick.

>>721327629
I agree with you, when i'm drunk at parties i'm feeling more "idontgiveashitwhatcouldhappened.jpg"
I plan to go in some clubs, solo or with my friends (virgin fags too)
try to talk with people, socialise and, obviously get laid

>>721327124
it'll all be uphill from here bro, enjoy all the sex you're gonna have.

>>721327366
I know, I told her a while back and we have sex a bit more but that made it feel a bit more 'forced' when she initiates, you know? like she has the thought of me wanting sex in her head and she doesn't want me to feel bad, so she "complies" instead of having the sex drive herself and literally wanting me then and there. as I describe it now I actually sound like a whiny female bitch but damn, I need someone that wants sex herself a lot and not just agrees to sex.

>>721316527
Vetfag here.

Get ready? For what? You show up, they give you uniforms/housing/food, and tell you where to be all of the time. No preparation required.

Stop being a puss, and go get your dick wet.

>>721316599
Definitely.

>>721327629
Don't be so hard on yourself. Your social skills can't be half bad if you can get a girl to take her panties off. You are right about one thing: the key to a high partner count is to have absolutely no standards whatsoever.

>>721313900
Last week. Sugarbaby is out of town

>>721328013
Well, if she is having more sex when you request it, then she *is* meeting your needs. Your problem is a lack of communicated desire or enthusism. That comes from her sex drive, and isn't a reflection on you. If anything, she is very loving and is willing to do something that feels unnatural for you just for your sake. Keep all of this n mind when you evaluate the relationship.

>>721328333
May we see? Always curious about what kind of girl does this.

>>721313900
About three times in the last 5 years. My wife is frigid as hell.

>>721328113
Do it for your country, anon. I want you to yell "don't ask, don't tell was a crock of shit!" when you come.

>>721328598
Why not ask her to open the marriage? Your situation is not normal, and is probably unhealthy.

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>>721328578
The pic she sent when she replied to the ad

>>721328493
Thanks, that's really insightful. I know I'm conflicted about this and your response is actually very helpful for me. didn't expect this on /b/ so thanks, anon.

>>721329034
She's very nice. Hope you are looking out for her and encouraging her to get an education. I've heard of sugar babies who act like they can do it forever getting kicked to the curb and finding out that they don't have any marketable skills. I have no problem with what either one of you is doing, but I'd encourage you to at least pass along the wisdom if all she does is party,

>>721328209
Well most of the time i just seem like a nice guy and girls come to me sometimes some of my friends are like dude do something she is clearly into you i'm terrible at realizing when a girl is flirting with me

December 15th 2014

2 days ago

>>721329334
Our education system recently changed to a loan based system. Lots of girls are doing this to make ends meet.

>>721317243
how gud she suck dick?

>>721330251
I'm probably in the same country, are you using the website that has 'arra' in it? I saw it on a tv-show (with the blonde that dated that rich guy) but the site seems a bit fake as a young guy seeking a sugar woman.

>>721320055

check'd and nope British as a yorkshire pud my mate

>>721330588
I had a sugar baby for a year and a half. It was my first one, and her second. It was absolutely the best sex of my life. Mind you, I've been with about 50+ working girls, so I know great sex when I get it. But this was really good. On an emotional level, and the fact that I got to be with her for so long, we really got used to each other, what we liked, how we got off. It was very organic, and I was sad to see it come to an end.

ftr, she was in law school, and was a gorgeous latina, 5'6, 36D, 125lb. Real tits, long legs. I really couldn't have asked for a better experience with a hotter girl.

My life right now is a bit boring, because I've gone back to my regular working girls, but the commitment to a sugar baby was a bit steep. I thought about her ALL the time when I wasn't with her. It took a toll. I still think about her today, but it's not obsessive, it's just about good memories now.

>>721330588
No I use a site with "jobs" in it. Tinder works sometimes if you make a dedicated profile for it.

1 or 2th of February...I don't remember exactly. With my girlfriend, raw

Last night.
My gf fucked me up the ass

>>721331556
Ah okay, that seems like a better website for that stuff indeed. I made a Tinder but can't seem to find a lot of 40-50yo women on there that I can "like" on so there so there aren't a whole lot seeing my profile probably.

Almost 3 years ago.
Going to a party tonight, probably won't get laid.

>>721313900
12h ago

>>721313900
3months
should have broken up earlier

>>721313900
6 months I think? im not really hung up on it, im more upset about the abundance of self absorbed cunts I cant stop running into

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>>721313900
yesterday

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>>721313900
Last month.

>>721332823
Its really a hit and miss with Tinder. But sexjobs is easy. If you dont have a click, just look for another. Sex markt is okay as well. Kinky is more for one time dates.

>>721313900
2006

>>721313900
still waiting for my first time