Waifu claiming thread.
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>>721255683
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>721273666
Trips confirm we should do that.
>>721273869
HOT
>>721273020 (Flandre)
It's a pretty common fish used for food around here. Doesn't have too much taste on its own, but you can pretty much use it as a blank canvas with various seasonings and sauces.
On another note, is all this talk about pineapple pizza being good some sort of twisted meme?
I will go get something to eat.
>>721273426
YESTERDAY?! Please eat more jeez. You need all those calories and shit.
>>721273427
Nice, do you have some place out of here where you post them? So I can listen to them after thread. Like Soundcloud or something? And no, I do not know if you have one..
>>721273538
Do not!
Nowa claimed.
>>721273536
Its you!
>>721273538
I have to get a fucking horrible procedure done in 2 weeks
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI
>>721273538
>>721273579
Pizza tastes like an old dusty house no one's lived in a long time otherwise
>>721273869
Fuck, stop trying to make me a pedophile.
Claiming BEST of the best girl.
still here
and
>>721273950
hi
>>721273992
>Pizza tastes like an old dusty house no one's lived in a long time otherwise
Nah, it's actually much better if you don't put fucking fruit on it :^)
>Claim
>>721273894
Sweet, what time?
>>721273932
jk bb
>>721273950
Can I ask what it is...?
>>721274082
Heya!
>>721273992
Not supreme
https://discord.gg/Jc84J
https://discord.gg/Jc84J
https://discord.gg/Jc84J
>>721274227
Whenever you want.
>>721273950
how many more will gift you chocolate ??
>>721274084
Hi there. Nice smug! What should I drink?
>>721274227
They are shoving a tube down my fucking throat
>>721274307
Hmmm, I am not sure. I think you would be the only one if you did it
>>721274176
Pineapple is the only fruit you can put in a pizza without it tasting like shit.
>>721274393
Tomatos are fruit
>>721274393
FUCKING THIS
but not all pizza goes with pineapple
Share what you and your waifu are listening to pls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hOA-2hl1Vbc
>>721274388
that would be cool but I don't think I would actually be the only one
>>721274082
hi
>>721274287
?
>>721274388
what are the options
>>721273928
I never said they were.
And interesting. So it's like that one fish we eat in Russia that tastes like nothing but with a few sprinkles of that and that turns godly... Interesting.
>>721274227
Alrighty!
>>721274636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
>>721274176
So no tomatoes, peppers or olives?
Claiming BT
>>721274668
Then you will just have to come up with something that will really catch me off guard!
>>721274706
Well let's start simple. Wine, beer, or liquor?
>>721274476
tomatoes are too obvious so I ignored them.
>>721274636
Canon is so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKcVgwFxMfU
>>721274920
Best conquest girl
>>721274636
ah the memories you just gave me with that ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQwMRNT3lV0
Did you remember to give your waifu a hot and tasty breakfast?
Well goodnight now. I had my snack, time for bed.
Please eat more Tomoko.
Saya, treat yourself a nice meal.
>>721274752
Cooks actually classify tomatoes as vegetables.
But yeah, scientifically they are a fruit, and they obviously go on pizza.
And same with peppers and olives.
I'm just saying that pineapple on pizza is just so off compared to those other "fruits".
But people can like what they want, I guess.
>>721275073
Oh shit, forgot to let her out of the cage.
>>721274911
nothing lewd if that is ok
>>721275203
kek
>>721274731
Which fish would that be? As big as Russia is, I wouldn't know where to start. There's some native fish here that are pretty good, but their uses are a bit more limited.
>>721274636
A couple of songs sung by the waifu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMhliLcx6bQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbxKdnPoglE
Followed by one of my all-time favorite vidya OSTs (Castlevania Symphony of The Night)
>>721275204
That is perfect!
>>721275141
Nite nite. And no. I'll continue eating bread and canned or instant meals mainly because I'm too lazy to cook or go out to eat.
>>721275141
nighty cutie
>>721275202
Is something wrong with Pineapple on pizza?
>>721274911
I dont drink so whatever you like most?
>>721275202
I agree with you about pinedapples, I was just being a wiseass ^.^
>>721275434
From italian people point of view, yes, there's a lot wrong with that.
But people can like what they want, as I said.
>>721275232
At least she'll be warm down there unlike me.
Weather ain't nice in Northern Michigan.
>>721275343
great now the hard part, thinking of what that could be
>>721275612
From an itallian perspective, American pizza in general is an abomination
カラミチーマス
>>721275634
please don't say that was real and you fuck dogs
>>721275830
I don't fuck dogs.
>>721275586
I like them all!!!!
>>721275754
I am sure you will come up with something great!
>>721275816
That's also true.
I mean, any pizza that isn't italian, really.
I ate pizza in austria once and it was like I was eating cardboard put together with glue.
>>721275949
or any living animal , riiiight ?
>>721275962
well uh beer i guess
>>721275962
don't get your hopes up what if I die before that date or the internet gets shut down or aliens blow us up
>>721276102
I will know you have my best interests at heart and will die happy
>>721276022
What are you trying to get at here?
Where do you think I live. Minnesota?
>>721275816
Same could be said about many cuisines we get our hands on here in Burgerland, just fill in the blanks for the cuisine, and the food item.
Tex-Mex is reviled by some, but I don't mind it. Same with American Chinese food, though I enjoy the more traditional things as well.
>>721274636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn8PHhJXERU
>>721275434
Nothing wrong with that. It's really up to you what you want on your pizza. Whatever floats your boat.
>>721275586
>>721276052
Why you don't drink? Go with liquor.
>>721275988
You just got the pizza from wrong place.
>>721276213
I'm just trying to talk with an semi sane person here that does not fuck animals, or wants to kill them or people because they think it would be fun
>>721273994
She only looks 14
>>721276365
Im 19
>>721276189
don't say you will now. hopefully we'll live past that day
>>721276469
..You can't drink yet?
>>721276404
That shit is too fucked for me and plus I got a job so I'm usually tired by the end of the day.
Just want to play hockey and shitpost.
>>721275988
Yeah, needles to say the country where food originates makes it best
>>721276311
America would be one of the greatest places for food if it wasn't the most commercialized industry to exist, fast food kinda screwed everything up
>>721276404
Well it would be fun, ok!
>>721276693
Legal age is 21. Ive had a few sips of vodka and whiskey. thats all
>>721276804
good then we can continue
hokey you say ? never saw anyone play that in person
>>721276914
We have farmer's markets too.
Just look at these dragons wiggle!
https://youtu.be/gpj4fhQs86Y?t=17s
>>721276918
please no ...
-sits on the floor in an oversized Jets jersey and squeaks-
Murder claimed.
>>721276967
>21
Is that for beer too?
>>721277099
*smells the jersey and wonders if it is Ikaros*
>>721277049
Yes pls!
>>721277038
>those cheeks
fuck it now I have to watch this
>>721276982
Yeah, got season tickets to see the Spirits play. Shit is cash.
>>721277099
Red wings are better.
>>721277228
I am not really a fan of comfy anime, but this one had me a bit hooked. Everyone is very likable
>>721277099
GIT THE FUCK IN THE BAG
>>721277228
It's pretty decent
>>721277473
>>721277388
does that ass have nice screen time ?
that is all I want to know now
>>721277168
That is for all alcoholic beverages in the US yes
>>721277188
-squeaks and shrinks back. Is just a Sonata-
>>721277318
-likes butterfly wings the best.-
>>721277400
-can't, is too late to get in the bag. Beg getting-in times has ended for the week- 0.0
>>721276990
It's more about frying everything
But apparently making everything as unhealthy as possible is an American artform
>>721277654
Then burn that Jets jersey and put on a Red wings one.
>>721277733
I blame those assholes in Washington.
>>721276967
You should be in prison right now.
>>721277620
That sounds harsh. 18 here for up to 22%. 20 for stronger.
>>721277137
>>721275962
same anon?
>>721277835
-would not burn the nice hand-egg people's jersey- ;.;
>>721274731
>>721275057
>>721275071
>>721275336
>>721276365
Thank you all!
>>721275336
SotN is so good, it probably has my favorite rendition of bloody tears
>>721277852
for?
>>721277874
Ehh its not big deal i think.
>>721278186
Then I'll burn it myself.
>>721278329
I didn't do anything
>>721278329
Who is dis?
>>721278339
Ehhh... but you could be destroying your lives much earlier.
>>721273787
>>721277543
Decent screen time. So does the giant titty dragon monster in general
>>721277654
*wonders why you have a jet's jersey on*
>>721277917
That anon claimed me. I am murder
>>721277099
Only a natural born masochist would root for the Jets, you are one sick mother fucker.
>>721278740
claimed you ?? what ?? he's your valentine's too ??
>>721278435
;.; -does not want to ruin the shirt and hides from you-
>>721278740
-thinks is nice shirt-
>>721278794
-likes the part where all the hand egg people try to get the egg. Thinks it's the best game for Easter.-
>>721278630
Dont worry it happens anyways
Why do Mexicans pronounce "pizza" so wrong?
>>721277620
you should try a beer some time tomoko
>>721278896
No, they just like to give me attention
>>721279131
*wonders if you stole it from Ika*
>>721279373
why is that ?
>>721277917
No thats my husbando Murder.
>>721279213
Because Mexicans can't even bathe properly,
Why would they be able to speak properly?
>>721279213
Do you want me to teach you how to pronounce it? :0
>>721279131
Are you from NY, dude?
>>721279432
Gay
>>721279435
Racist trump supporter -_-
I guess calling you racist and trump supporter is redundant though
>>721279480
Italians are just fancy Mexicans :o
yes please
>>721279213
whinny bitches
>>721279429
I honestly don't know. I attract all sorts of people
>>721279515
Husbandos are proven no homo
>>721279432
now this got interesting
>>721279730
why the murder thing ?
>>721279373
-looks guilty and tries to run away- o.o
>>721279488
-is from here-
>>721279320
why? Also I cant
>>721279612
>Italians are just fancy Mexicans :o
Maybe the southern ones.
Northerns are the pure race :0
>>721279730
Man on man is gay.
Simple as that.
>>721279612
Not my fault you don't clean yourself
>>721278329
I'm not done yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6CGujQIqdk
>>721279152
Drink responsibly. Don't do stuff that might make you feel like an idiot later more than once. Try to avoid ruining your life.
>>721279320
Liquor is better than beer. Most beers taste like piss.
>>721279213
How do they do it?
>>721279990
>not dirking both
>>721279943
>>721279435
Liberal shit spewing retard BTFO
>>721279688
LOL I remember that holy moly :o
>>721279838
I want a large pizza from papa johns :0
>>721279943
what time of day do you shower? -_-
>>721279990
Pixxa
>>721279763
He will never know who I am though.
>>721279213
I say it with "zz" / "tz" barely met anyone with "x" sound or "cs"
>>721280167
Typically the morning
But time of day is irrelevant, I actually thoroughly clean myself
>>721280167
American pizza is disgusting :0
>>721277733
>frying everything
Sounds about right, if it has the holy trinity of grease, sugar, and salt, it's American. The Scots are also fond of frying shit too. I won't lie, a deep fried Mars bar is delicious.
>>721278329
Oh definitely. The OST as a whole just adds to the atmosphere of the game itself.
>>721279802
So you're from NY or what?
>>721280326
Showering at night is more efficient, do you clean your dick? :o
>>721280290
I say peecksa
>>721280358
That's why I want it from an Italian papa johns :0
>>721279802
*grabs your waist and stops you in your tracks. Looks at your sternly*
>>721279873
No one is on anyone... Yet
>>721279763
So I have posted on 4chan for 9 years now. Was just a normal anon for the majority of it. I kind of really enjoy murders and other odd things. Someone noticed my posting patterns and called me "murder bro" for awhile. The name got shorted to murder and here we are 4 years later.
>>721280513
weird
>>721280513
I make better pizza :0
>>721280513
No, it really isn't
I do, but it's not even that necessary because I'm cut
>>721280514
Who's this semen demon?
>>721280231
a stalker ? fan ?
>>721280521
you wouldn't murder your valentine's right ?? right ??
>>721280610
what's your favorite flavor of pizza?
>>721280613
Make me a pizza, papa :0
>>721280686
Why not? -_-
and I'm uncut and uncensored
>>721279990
well i dont have anyone to do it with so it would be by myself
>>721280686
He's a myth - find him. Find that Semen Demon.
>>721280803
pizza flavor ? what ? you are weird
>>721280803
What kind of pizza? :0
>>721280686
>>721280803
It's irrelevant, really
I prefer to go to work feeling clean though
Yeah, we know you're uncut
And I also know it's so coated in cheese you can't peel the skin back
>>721280885
Why do you tease me so...
>>721280514
hot
>>721280753
No, but I will dream about it~
>>721280903
The things that go on the pizza :o
>>721280927
meat lovers :0
you are what you eat
>>721281017
I don't put cheese on my dick -_-
I did use butter as anal lube once though
>>721273787
CANCER THREAD
>>721281131
>you are what you eat
I see what you did there :0
>>721280447
-is from the broom closet-
>>721280521
:< -promises to put it back after laundering it-
>>721281271
WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU FAGGOTS DO HERE?
>>721281131
It's not literal, dumbass
It just means you don't clean it
>>721280859
Hey Yuuki, ready for Sunday?
>>721281329
*believes you and lets you roam free for the time being*
>>721281131
Pizza , I'd eat any kind but not a full pepperoni only one
>>721281445
>>721281453
CANCER
>>721281078
why.... why not snuggles or sharing chocolate instead ??
>>721280753
Secret~
>>721281271
You're just thinking lewd ;0
>>721281361
How was I supposed to know? -_-
white people come up with the weirdest words, Spanish is much simpler
>>721281469
Pepperoni is the worst pizza topping so good job
>>721281329
You're not from NYC are you.
>>721281715
That's because you love dick :0
>>721281715
Clearly mexico is based around simplicity
Cut corners anywhere you can, like with bathing
>>721281715
not really , I like it too but I just don't like it as the only topping or too much of it
>>721281445
HELL YES! I'm going to a friends house to watch the game! I don't own a Falcons shirt though
>>721281453
-didn't lie and hurries to the laundry room to wash the shirt- :<
>>721281757
-is from here-
>>721282064
Okay you're from NYC then. Why don't you like the Giants? The Giants win more.
>>721281852
How big is yours? :0
>>721281877
Efficiency* -_-
>>721281959
What's your favorite food?
Too slow to be a Friday night tbh
>>721279807
Because it's tasty. When you're old enough of course (or not, your secret is safe with me).
>>721282327
sea food
>>721282327
See? That's all you think about :0
>>721282352
/shrug
>>721282327
If that's what you call being unwashed
>>721282059
Part of me wants to see a curbstomp by the ATL offense, but I wouldn't mind a close game either. The weather is gonna be spring-like, perfect for throwing a ton of meat on the grill and having a good time.
>>721282484
Its a bit too eerie...
>>721282504
Can I touch the butt?
>>721282352
Hello kamikaze
>>721282059
Yuuuuuuuukkkkkiiiiiii
>>721281445
Hello friend
>>721282352
nah its just a nice night
>>721282424
I guess so. I mean I cant buy it and I would only do it by myself so it seems kinda ehh
>>721278329
Have some more!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcobguGC5yY
>>721280851
That only there's less people to disappoint.
>>721281000
>she
>>721281545
We can do that while I strangle you?
>>721282064
*is happy you didn't lie*
>>721282666
Lewd
T. Tali
>>721282551
I just want a Falcons win, I don't care if it's a blowout or a close game. My heart has been broken too many times by Atlanta sports playoffs (aka every Braves postseason).
>>721282639
TALI! What's up?
>>721282728
I'm not into that at all and I wouldn't want to get murdered
>>721280851
>>721282706
>That only means...
>>721282162
0.o -squeaks with confusion- ?
>>721282728
-folds it neatly and sets it in the clothes basket to be put away once the other loads of laundry are done-
>>721282479
Mine is bread :o
>>721282484
I think about you too :0
>>721282504
How long do you shower? -_-
>>721282639
Hello tali
>>721282666
>SATAN
I guess so but it's still a strange feeling ya know?
>>721282899
Whats a Sonata?
>>721282926
like garlic bread ?
>>721282352
It'll probably pick up again in a bit. There's a small group that usually shows up around now.
>>721282639
Hey Tali, how's it going?
>>721282824
>Braves
Yeah, the Rangers are just as bad with the postseason. When Seattle lost to New England because they didn't run the damned ball (REEEEEEEEE), I immediately had flashbacks to Game 6 of the World Series against St. Louis. On the other hand, when you see your team finally win one, it definitely feels awesome.
>>721282620
What?!
No, you can't!
>>721282926
You ask an awful lot of questions
On average 20 minutes
>>721282781
thats not lewd
>>721282894
means what?
>>721282939
nah this is pretty normal
>>721282969
Just bread in general
>>721283166
I just like talking to you, even though you're a bully -_-
>>721283346
you are weird
>>721282824
>>721283109
Eating a bretty good burger
>>721282939
Hows it going
>>721283205
It is for your standards
>>721282899
The New York Giants are the other New York City NFL football team.
>>721283346
Not really bullying
I just call an unwashed spic an unwashed spic
>>721283205
*That only means there's less people to disappoint.
Tried to fix >>721282706 in a weird autistic way
>>721283109
The Pats need to know what it feels like to be an Atlanta team lol. The most heartbreaking game I've seen wasn't even in the playoffs, but in the wildcard game. Chipper Jones' last game and the umpires made THE WORST CALL ever. Look up Braves/Cardinals infield fly call.
>>721283439
Damn I want a burger now, I'm drinking some beer and eating chips and dip
>>721283734
Ever heard of the restaurant BJs? It was big and had bacon
>>721283439
Nice, where from?
>>721283734
What the hell did I just watch? Damn that was bad.
This moment summarizes Rangers baseball growing up- a home run off of Canseco's head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbIHRGUesZQ
>>721283439
My standards?
>>721283697
thats good then right?
>>721284221
^^^
>>721284331
Hand holding is pretty lewd for your posting
>>721283377
rude :o
>>721283651
But I showered before I got on waifu -_-
>>721283109
Ah, alright
>>721283166
Why not? ;~;
>>721283205
I'm not on as often so I don't really know.
>>721283439
It's going good, just sitting here.
>>721284426
That doesn't mean you're clean
>>721284453
Well why would you want to?
>>721283907
I have not, but my god that sounds delicious
>>721284221
Yeah, apparently you can be halfway into the outfield and still have the INFIELD fly rule called. I was pissed. That play is so sad to watch, he was so close to catching it!
>>721284407
Nah you dont see my posts when Hanako is about
>>721284453
I think its normal at least
>>721282939
-is a me- ^_^
>>721283549
-likes hand egg-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C49UYJEspp4
>>721284331
That's for you to decide.
Did Murder leave?
>>721284453
Sitting where?
>>721284674
Its a brew house restaurant they make their own ales here
>>721284727
Thats not untrue
>>721284610
Why wouldn't I? It's all round and plump and begging for a good ol' touching.
>>721284727
It's starting to speed up
>>721284808
Ok
>>721285055
Looks like it
>>721285234
In my chair
>>721283907
Yeah, those are pretty good. There's a few locations in the area, but it's been some time since I've had a burger from there.
>>721284453
Timezones and stuff probably slow people down too, along with Friday night vidya.
>>721284674
I still don't know what the hell I just watched. I guess if the refs had an equivalent of NBA/FIFA flopping, this would be it. I'm sure Sunday will have at least one questionable call go Bellicheat's way.
>>721285272
Yes, but flattery gets you nowhere
>>721284808
Then why do you like the Jets?
>>721284973
Probably better that way.
>>721285234
Ok then
>>721285272
It is going pretty decent yeah
>>721285272
Thats not a chair, it's my lap.
>>721285300
Same here thats why i got one
>>721284426
weird
>>721285234
That sounds delicious as hell, there's a growler place around here, but I haven't been there in a while. They sell local beers and drinks on tap
>>721285300
So you know how the infield fly rule works? It has to be an ordinary infield pop fly that can be reasonably caught by an infielder. He was like halfway into the outfield, and the ball dropped in between two fielders. I guarantee there will be something questionable throughout the night, whether it's the game or the half time show
>>721285272
o.o -holds up a cup of tea to you=
>>721285418
-thinks they make good hand egg-
>>721284610
well now you're not even arguing just saying I'm dirty -_-
>>721285749
who are you? :o
>>721286140
you but cleaner
I claim Mayu
Not like the competition was really stiff or anything...
>>721286021
They suck. You should be a Giants' fan.
>>721285403
Well, it got you to respond. That's enough for me really.
>>721285595
Oh, thats not ok.
>>721285566
I guess so
>>721286021
What is tea? I only drink coffee.
>>721286256
What is she from and why does she look familiar?
>>721285982
It was delicious plus i got an oreo pazookie
>>721286325
It is unless you move alot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMKSsLGdgJo
>>721285566
Yeah. I'm not one you should take advice from.
>>721286256
she looks cute
>>721286140
you don't clean your dick
My expectations aren't high
>>721286325
well played
Go ahead Nemo, touch the butt
>>721286474
why?
>>721286509
My dick is protected my very tight foreskin -_-
>>721286212
mothe?
>>721285595
If I wasn't feeling so lazy I'd go and drive up the street to get some Whataburger, but some junk food from the freezer will have to do for now.
>>721285982
Yeah, shit was ridiculous. I'm halfway expecting the halftime show to turn political somehow and then there will be a mini meltdown over that alone. Maybe a Trump tweet if we're lucky.
>>721286256
Cute claim, where's she from?
>>721286723
That... sounds awful