but this isn't
Ahahaha, when was this made? I'm saving it.
i'm not into it, but i don't really care if anyone is
everything is infuriating
People who try get fuckin stabbed.
i deed too...>>721264838
a bad man
Im the top.
Paragon still driving you nuts?
i don't think what position you prefer means they have any less chance of getting a stab wound
it's not just paragon, everything i play is infuriating
That logic dictates that I am Asexual.
Probably 0% since I usually do an xbox360 walkaway.
Spare keycard plz.
I don't like to maintain eye contact.
You can have a spare knife in your abdomen.
Fine ill go to HoP, faggot.
Everything sucks forever.
I can't into such acronyms.
Want me to top: You're probably fat and ugly so xbox360 walkaway.
Want to top me: Get stabbed.
Wow, you're the captain and you dont even know who the Head of Personal is?
Create a smurf account and find friends to play Paragon with. Use it to dick around.
;AI OPEN CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS
i remember you saying that i was cute a while ago, i think i screencapped it actually
i've got a smurf but my friends don't want to play paragon and i'm probably going to just take a break from it for a while anyways
Im not worthy to top you.
And im not letting you top me.
You 'bout to get ROBUSTED and put in the brig, HoS has my back. so does the clown.
i wasn't planning on doing anything sexual with you anyways so it's alright
Life finds a way... ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵃ ᵛᶦʳᵍᶦᶰ
stab life in it's stomach, that'll show it to make you a virgin
Okay, we will put you in the gibber and turn you into burgers.
Go be stupid somewhere else.
Why? It honestly doesnt matter.
Thankfully there'd be plenty of flavorful fat.
We will feed you to the Lizard Janitor.
I'm done with this RP captain death fantasy.
I didn't sign up for this.
Maybe you shouldn't of signed up as the captain, you faggot?
I don't wanna.
I wanna drink.
Maybe you should've signed up for some English classes, you worthless degenerate.
Hope you have fun being "asexual," fag.
you don't stare people in the eyes, you stare them in the eye
I'll do a few.
But I refuse.
Because it's always good to know the truth and be realistic.
Putting your furry ass in the disposals.
I will do one few.
I'm not a furry.
Well, duhh. I could lose it to some mongrel within a week, but that doesnt count if I try to brag about it to other people.
Cait stop lying.
Barry will never grow a penis or be a man.
>I'm not a furry.
Precisely! It's your choice to be virgin. For me, I've sadly only had sex with shit people with good bodies. Still shit people though. But black dick is nice.
I've never lied in my life.
A few pushups and then a few drinks, I suppose.
It's just good art.
i'm gay because i just literally cannot stop sucking cocks
Id be happy with that. I dont care about personality long as I penetrate them.
Exactly, there are many good artists and also good fap material. But I'd never spend money on it, nor would I go to a convention of my own impetus.
It gets really tiring. You hear the same dumb shit from the same double-digit IQ guys. It's frustrating and annoying.
I'm playing more video games than usual, which is a good thing. Going to jobsearch soon though.