>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love." I say; "Cancer is life."
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really, really, really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
Stupendous cancer. Astounding, all of it. This shit is NEXT LEVEL ON THE CANCER METER and a big FUCK YOU for posting it. You fucking homos.
Find some better material, or don't post at all. Seriously, do us a favour and instead of posting the same shit over and over and over just DONT DO IT. That means no more 9gag, no more memes from Reddit, no more shit your gf sent you on Facebook, no more shit your mom emailed you. ORIGINAL CONTENT ONLY. Are we clear? Good.
OP will love getting blacked.
ok get your cock by the balls and make some oc, faggot. nobody's stopping you.
Should I lie to the MEPS about some of my medical history. Say everything goes smoothly and I never raise any alarms for them to look further into whats the chance of them finding out. Do they go through every little piece regardless?
ITS THE CIRCLE JERKING
BY THE SAME FAG PROBS
i actually 'dawwww'd' audibly. but it's ok. i dud not lose.
Read the two sentences I highlighted in red, dipshit, no one is asking you to read it all.
Anyway, that's all I've got to post so whether you like it or not I'm back to lurking.
Still, the only funny thing is you spent so much time and energy having a really stupid argument on Facebook and then thought it would be funny to post it here.
Really, it's more sad than funny. But it's kind of funny still, I guess.