Best of who would win

>>721179942
land mower would win

>>721180047
retard it is obvious that canis would win, the lawn machines couldnt even get close to canis before the melted

>>721180273
>>721180280
Huh, well then.

>>721179996
how much magma

>>721180033
the paper towel rolls would soak up the waterfall at first but after some time itd be game over

>>721180392
only 1 magma

>>721180300
what if they went at night?

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>>721179942
>lawn machines

>>721180280
Ive seen this long ago

>>721180392
Dude 1 magma. it says it in the meme

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>>721180392
more than 0 magma less than 2 magma

>>721180300
if the lawnmowers was in a giant mass then it would push Canis away from the mass.

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>>721180448

>>721180392
0
1<- this much
2

>>721179996
well if its 1 magma I'd have to assume that speaks for all the magma on earth so I'll go with the magma on this

Since an electric eel is about a foot long and theres 5 quintillion square feet on earth, I'd say theres more than enough magma to win

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>>721179942
VY Canis Majoris wins by a factor of about 4,000.

>>721180758
Not all the magma on earth autist, just 1

>>721180273
>Marines
>Picture of army

>>721180833
Code didn't account for them going at night when it's dark. try again fag

>>721180864
magma is an uncountable noun

>>721180954
>kek

>>721180864
THAT ISNT A CORRECT MEASUREMENT OF MAGMA, ITS A FLUID

>>721181040
1 person, 1 dog, 1 magma. all the same turbofaggot

>>721180280
what if you burned the stick

>>721181172
Stick becomes a million tiny sticks, all with airborne powers and invisibilility

Stick win

>>721181146
would you say that for water? 1 water (not bottled)

>>721181172
Then you have 100,000 burned mini sticks. stick wins

>>721179942
They would both lose. A black hole would be formed.

>>721181249
Okay what if one of the soldiers uses the stick as a weapon? Thus, capturing the stick.

>>721181282
"can i have 1 water please"
"yeah sure here ya go"

>>721181282
ever been outside your moms basement and in a restaurant?

>>721181436
"Can I have A GLASS OF water"*

>>721181399
no because then the stick gets the kills, thus becoming the winner as it is more deadly than the marine

>>721181532
>>721181436

thats totally incorrect english, "a water"... water is already plural

>>721181399
>implying the stick can be captured

>>721181657
So you have always said "can i have one glass of water?"

fuckoff trap lover

>>721181657
you're being baited pretty hard m8

no pic, but who would win

>the sun
>one billion cast iron skillets

>>721181436
King of the keks

>>721181811
OHHHHH

>>721181811
Are we talking with or without eggs in skillets?

>>721181811
iron has a melting point of 2,800°F OUR sun is 9940°F

>>721182012
And are the eggs sunny side up?

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>>721179942

>>721181399
how do we know the stick hasn't actually captured the marine and is now using him as a puppet? stick always wins

>>721181040
Actually 1 of magma makes perfect sense, it means exactly as much magma as it is.

Consider 1kg of magma. If you had another 1kg of magma, and you wanted to know how many times heavier one bit of magma was than the other, the answer would be 1. Not 1kg. Not 1kg/kg or 1m or 1 anything else. Just 1.

The same principle applies here. The only physical quantities that don't have dimension are ratios of like terms that DO have dimension.

Therefore, the expression "1 of magma" must mean "an amount of magma such that the ratio of that amount to X is 1, where X depends on the context of the expression." Since this particular expression has no context, we can only assume "1 of magma" means "an amount of magma such that the ratio of that amount to ITSELF is 1." In other words, absolutely any amount of magma, so long as it's not none.

>>721181811
Do they have those hand protector things on the part you hold?

>>721182050
>implying they lose when they reach melting point

>>721182050
He said CAST iron you fucking autist

>>721182289
so the melting point would be 500°F lower
>>721182272
of course they lose, there no longer skillets if it melts

>>721182012
>>721182078
no eggs

>>721182188
are you fucking serious.. this is totally incorrect.. okay so if im taking about saliva, I can just say 1 saliva instead of 1 cup of saliva?

>>721182207
>ifunny

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>>721182207

>>721182202
idk, no?

>>721181811
average iron skillet has a mas of 3.6 kg, so 1 billion of them would equal 3.6 x 10^9 kg while the sun is 1.99 x 10^30 kg so the sun would absorb the skillets.

>>721182499
They have transformed into something else. just like /b/ loves dudes who has transformed and got implants

>>721182611
but perhaps lower its heat enough to make the sun unstable

>>721179942
Depends if you bagged the grass or not

>>721182499
So? A bomb is no longer a bomb after its won either, nor is the fragmented shards of lead a bullet.

>>721182830
kek

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>>721179942
I like this one.

>>721180033
Depends if the rolls were Bounty, the quicker picker upper

>>721182818
Best guess is no with the sheer size difference, 3.6 x 10^9 kg would be like a grain of sand to the sun

>>721182936
we already know who won
bad meme/10

>>721180273
What kind of wood is the stick?

>>721183207
tree wood

>>721183155
kek

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>>721183254

>>721183333
nice quads

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>>721182936
The United States

>>721182543
Mathematically, yes. Meaning: "as much saliva as I am talking about, though I will not tell you how much that is."

Grammatically, no. You'd say "saliva," not "1 saliva." Same thing with magma, really.

>>721181811
>sun absorbs skillets
>Fe travels to sun's core
>sun's core can't handle Fe
>sun explodes

This is actually what would happen

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>>721185102
DING DING DING
you win, you get one image from my porn folders. what do you want?

>>721185102
14 sheckels have been added to your account

>>721185931
you have kevin spacey porn?

>>721182207
in court white cop

>>721180033
Waterfall

>>721186647
kek

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>>721185931
"Kevin Spacey" "porn folders"

>>721185931
deliver kevin spacey porn

>>721187158
Questioning this as well

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>>721186267
>>721187158
>>721187377
>>721187563
not actual porn, just 6000 of this image and didn't know where else to put them all

>>721187693
if dubs you post all 6000

>>721187693
this just raises more questions

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>>721187693
>6000

>>721180392
literally says it in the fucking picture idiot

>>721187693
let's say you found each of those pictures in 30 seconds, that means you spent roughly 50 hours collecting kevin spacey pictures.

>>721187693
why the fuck do you have 6000 kevin spacey pics.. of the same pic?

sorry 500

>>721180033
What brand of paper towels? It matters.

>>721187693
21.3 days collecting pictures.

>>721180865
Boot fuck detected.
No normal Marine cares.

>>721187805
>>721188012
>>721188177
>>721188319
anyone else remember that thread screencap where an anon accidentally uploaded a dropbox folder full of nothing but kevin spacey? yea, it still works

>>721188546
>accidentally

>>721188692
he said it was an accident, but I decided to test the link. It still worked, and now I'm stuck with 6000 images that took an hour to download, and it will take an hour to delete them all I'm guessing.

>>721187693
y=mx + b

So after doing my calculations, if i'm correct, you are an autist

>>721188888
Why did you download it in the first place

>>721180273
Marine break stick

Then u have 2 stick.

Stick win everytime

>>721189040
because quints

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>>721188888
CHECKD

>>721189442
Obviously a draw

>>721189442
1000 1 degree knives
1000 degree knife will be too weak from the heat and the 1k little niggers will fuck it up

>>721189442
it would be a draw. youd end up with 2 thousand 2 degree knives after conduction

>>721181816
Quite newfag

>>721180833
lawnmowers charge in, can fusion persist with that much lawnmower?

>>721182207
there's a hole.. so cop already shot it.. cop win