How do you clean up after you fap?

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>>721166237
....what do you mean by "clean up"?

Don't need to, your mother licks it all up. Dirty bitch.

>>721166386
you know like the dolls and shit

>>721166386
As in what do you do with the jizz load you just shot

i shoot my load straight into the trashcan. then i wipe off my dick

Napkin on the landing zone

>>721166443
use fucking tissues you dipfuk

>>721166237
cup tissue on the end of my nob or wank into a condom, no mess

>tissue method doesnt work if I havnt fapped or fucked my wife in a week or so, still gets messy

>>721166237
Directly in me own mouth. No clean up needed.

i put my dick under the fosset and then mourn for my children

Cup my hand, cum, if im lazy i just swallow it

I fap over to toilet...no clean up

I stack 2 tissues over each other. Use them to stroke my dick. I nut directly into tissues.

>>721166617
same

>be me
>cut hole in the middle of a towel
>put dick through towel
>lay down and knock one out
>jizz is free to fly wherever it wants

>>721166617
>>721166747
>toilet fetish

>>721166237
Dirty shirt. Always and forever.

>>721166443
Flush

pinch the end of my foreskin closed, cum inside, travel to the toilet, dump the goods, wash my dick, no mess

i open my gf's mom panty drawer. cum buckets. close drawer

>>721166761
Are you me?

>>721166950
Show mum?

>>721166953
you do this too?

i thought i stumbled onto some breakthrough method of knocking one out

fuck.. there go my dreams

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>>721166606
>fosset

>have no neigbors
>stand by window and fap
>jizz thatfeelsgood.jpg
>every time i fap i give mother nature a facial

>>721167066
Straight up. Sometimes, when I haven't jerked it in a while, I lube the fuck up, fold the towel over and tuck it under my arm and just fucking abuse myself.

Whipe up stayns with cat, then flush cat down toilette

>>721167065
i dont have pictures of her. shes never here. she only comes home when her relationships go to shit

I pull the sock off my dick, y'all make this shit so complicated.

Lay on back, toilet paper on stomach. Fire onto landing zone

If I'm on the toilet I just put the paper on my thigh and bend my dick to the side

>>721167265
Grim. Next time a relationship fails, get her drunk and fuck her. Do it for me anon. Make me proud.

>>721166533
>not eating your own cum instead of wasting tissues
Faggot

>two select-a-size paper towels, folded in half
>jizz normal to the plane of the first towel
>foreskin up and down to clear excess
>wipe and fold
>second towel dabs and dries
>fold main jizz towel into second
>hobble to trash can with pants half on

I come in my hands and rub it around really fast to the point where it dries out and continue rubbing until the dried come falls off in little pieces. Alternatively just leave it dried on your hands. Just like lotion!

I blow my load into the sink or toilet.

>>721167324
sock method masterrace

Into the undies I am wearing

>>721167330
dude, ive been thinking of this, shes an alcoholic. so getting her drunk would be easy. but i dont want her telling my gf

>>721167482
i do this sometimes. but after a few hours the smell becomes unbearable

>>721167625
She would be either to embarrassed or too turned on. It could become a kink of hers.

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>>721166855
underrated toast

>>721166237
I fap in the shower like a gentleman.

>>721166606
>fossett

Keep walking and please don't reproduce.

>>721167625
Your fate has been presented to you anon. Kek will be disappoint if you don't do it

>>721166386
>A non-animated gif
You filthy animal

>>721168031
anyone who doesn't call it a tap shouldn't reproduce

putt asshole directly on back of toilet seat, aim dick down and shoot right into toilet.problem solved

>>721166525
This

>>721166609
Kill yourself

>>721167214
That is the exact thing the bible tells you not to do

>>721166761
Sounds clever but I would need a blanket cause id over shoot a towel.
I just cum into my dirty laundry.
I use to think that it was disgusting to hear people cum into their laundry or blow their nose in it and I would assume they were retarded. Now I cum into my dirty laundry and im retarded.
Won't blow my nose into my laundry though.
Sometimes I cum on the carpet if its to late