whats the quickest way to an hero?

>>721150144
Go right now to your nearest highway without engaging seat belt and swerve at high speed directly into oncoming semi truck.

>>721150144
don't think quickest, be thinking most painless. helium my friend

Traintracks lengthwise
So the tire goes up your ass down your spine crushes your head.
It's literally perfect

>>721151300
>Traintracks
>tire

kek

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>>721150144
nice dubs, but the quickest way would be the jumping from a tall building (it would probably be pretty fun as well)

>>721151573
You got a problem faggot?
Suck tires from the tip of my cock bitch

>>721150144
It doesn't matter because you're too much of a pussy to do it

>>721151689
Wrong you could hit somebody
Traintracks r better

>>721151789
Nigger I'll drive my boat through your living room window.

>>721151789
I'm tired of your jokes...

>>721151893
kek

>>721150144
Using a gun. I've researched throughly for the best way to not come back to life and bullet to the head became the most plausible.

>>721151893
I will stick my dick so far up your mamas nigger maker she will die. Then str8 down her throat to clean it up

>>721151918
Fuck you faggot

>>721152053
I'll stick my dick in your pa's dickhole and swirl it around.

>>721152037
This OP. Just research where to shoot first so you don't end up a veg

>>721150144
Join the Army and die for your country.

Pic related

>>721152156
Your a major faggot
Go suck logs of shit from Andy sixxs asshole bitch

>>721152213
You fucking kidding? That'd take months. He wants to zero to meat in under 60 seconds.

Stand at ground zero of nuclear explosion.

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OP didn't say anything about preparation time, resources, and effort.
So i'd say beeing blown up by a nuke you sit on seems faster then all the methods that are proposed here.

But let's take it one step further, because the expansion rate of a nuke can be topped with other methods.
I'm thinking of an array of strong lasers all aiming at the persons head beeing turned on simultanously.

>>721151873
Wrong!! You only have a very small chanse to die as you are more likely to just be extreamly hurt and just go to the hospital. If you dont put your skull in the tracks i guess.

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>>721152326
Nigger what did you just say about my a major faggot?

Learn to spell you monkey.

>>721152390
Traintracks are literally the best.
Absolutely nothing wrong withit

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>>721151789

>Tires

double kek

shotgun to the head

>do it

>>721150144
>What is quickest way to kill self
>Posts picture of quickest way to kill self
what did he mean by this

swat yourself and act menacing when they show up

>>721152488
You can suck a dictionary out my dickhole next bitch
You cocksucking methaddict

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>>721152488
>>721152326
>>721152156
>>721152053
>>721151893
>>721151789
>>721151573
>>721151300
i am enjoying this

>>721152707
You're the one who needs a dictionary, nigger.

And stop sticking things up your dick you mega-fag.

>>721152438
You lie lengthwise so it cuts you in half from ass to head.
The other way means your looking for attention, like them faggots who cut the wrists the wrong way
Shotgun is more complicated

>>721151873
>>721150144

Nah man, think of the poor bastard driving the train, he doesn't need that on his conscience for the rest of his life. Also, train line gets shut down for at least a day, everyone get ts stuckmon their way to or from work, total nightmare for hundreds of people. Don't be a dick OP.

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>>721152707
You also need to learn to use the space bar

>>721150847

no fool why put other people at risk unless you are a gay drama queen? just quietly jump off a cliff or something away from others. better yet kill some enemies or bad guys first and then go jump/go down in hail of cop bullets like a man.

>>721150144

Swing from the trees. Even if your neck doesn't snap, you'll be unconscious in very little time. Dead in 20 minutes

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Go to nigger area and pic related.

>>721153084

Bruce Willis?

>>721152872
It's all for you faggot
Seriously you suck dicks for meth all day everyday.
Ya can't go 5 breaths without tasting cum or meth

>>721150144
just stop breathing...

>>721153163
>meth meth meth
>suck dick for money
>my dickhole
Be more original you super nigger.

>>721153150
yep, that's him - scene from a movie where the bad guy wanted him shot by gang nignogs and forced him to walk in this nig nog neighborhood like that

>>721152988
I've suggested this to others before, they all worry about the driver, fuck him. He will take pictures and post to a rekt thread most likely. He didn't fuck up. So why would he care?

>>721153163
Logic?

What about the other four breaths, how does every fifth reintegrate the taste and smell?

>>721152923
yeah, cut you're shotgun lengthwise

>>721153311

That sounds hella cool what movie is it?

Inject blue shit in your veins like that one idiot fucking did

>>721153364
Imbecile

>>721153364

wat about when car boy ncrs off truck and kills your moms car? then ill have to find a new fukmate. ill be inconvenienced.

>>721153291
Don't fucking tell me what to do faggot
Your mom sucks dogs dicks for pesos down on the beach in Mexico bitch stfu
What?

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>>721153568
>Don't fucking tell me what to do
Go write some poetry you edgelord emofag.

>>721153447
'die hard 2' i think...

Just a bunch of faggots posting in here

>>721153665
This is turning into a rekt thread

>>721153447
die hard with a vengeance

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>>721153364
Well except they aren't completely cold about driving a train over a human. There are support groups for traindrivers who drove over suicidals, some get over it, some don't.

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>>721153462

What this guy? He's not dead, I know him and spoke to him just last week

>>721153699
Says you, the ultra fag.

>>721153665
Yee you butthurt now huh faggot

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>>721151689
Play Free fallin' in the process

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head first dive into one of these bad boys, make sure to place a blank canvas at the other end to leave your "art" as your legacy to your family.

>>721153786
Filthy dumb, newfag scum.

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>>721150144

>>721153751
yeah, i know him too, he owes me money...

>>721153737
Those that don't such major dick
Cut themselves like faggots

>>721150144
Overdose on pasta.

>>721153848
like in the movie
'tucker + dale vs. evil'

>>721153867
Beat you faggot
Lie down bitch
Gag on my cock