>walk into bedroom after long day >see this What do?

>>721144784
Vomit

>>721144784
Whale pussy

>>721144784
Go find my harpoon

>>721144784
lure it out the door with a twinkie and lock it fast

Empty clip. Reload. Repeat.

>>721144855
>>721144933
>>721144955
This is now a get thread.

>>721144784
whos that?

>>721144784

She cant' even spread her legs to see the fucking thing... dafuq woman, those legs.... they've consumed your vagina!

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>>721145127

Sleep in it

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>>721145102

This.

>>721144784
sauce? would fuck

Damn she's let herself go. She used to be so hot.

>>721144784
Fuck her hard.
With a chainsaw.
Soaked in lemon juice.

get yer dubs rite hyeah

>>721145655
>>721145700
Checked

>>721144784
Do a 360 and walk away swiftly.

>>721144784

source

>>721145927
360 would mean your walking right at it stupid

>>721144784
Smells like curried Salmon...

>>721144784
kill it before it lays eggs

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>>721145976

>>721144784
Guido puking.jpg

>>721145976
cant tell if new fag or just being ironic either way pls stop

>>721144784
disgusting/10

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>>721145976

>>721145976
You must be new here. Welcome to 4chan.

>>721144784
Not trying to be edgy here, but I'd still fuck.

>>721144784
I like whales. Would fuck inside her fluffy pussy

>>721146142
Just wanted to see the reactions. Love it.

>>721144784
ask that guy to kindly leave

who is that person

>>721146199
yeah me too probably. I don't have high standards. I'd hit anything with a pulse tbh

>>721144784
I'd turn around 360 degrees and walk away

>>721146284
of course you did

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>>721144784
ugly ass nasty ass fat sweaty pussy

>>721144784
Gas that filthy kike.

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>>721146431

>>721144784
>be me
>see chubby bitch in my room
>rip off her clothes
>bend her over
>shove my diamond hard cock inside her pussy >fuck her raw while degrading her
>creampie her
>make her fix me a sammich after

>>721146460
You're right, I'm faking it. It's so much more likely that I'm the one idiot that hasn't heard of that meme.

T H I C C
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>>721146649
i wouldn't be surprised if you hadn't

>>721144784

who dat

>>721146933
Welcome to /b/, where you can be trolled for trolling a troll who trolled you.

>>721146199
>>721146933
Cheeeeeeeecked

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>>721144855
>>721144933
>>721144955
>>721145655
>>721145700
>>721146199
>>721146933

>>721144784
Shoot her then go check on my kids make sure they are ok then call 911

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>>721144784
Pick her up, kick the chair, spinebust her ass on that couch and pin that fat whale pussy. It's like she's challenging me.

>>721144784
IF and only IF this is a woman with a vag; then I'd get on my knees and slurp her honey hole.

get?

>>721147499
damn .. i like my get.. this thread is magical

>>721145976
Newfag detected

>>721147499
Checked

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>>721144784
Roger, Ro... dear god.

>>721146003

Smells like stale piss.

>>721144784
Tweet that I wish I had the experience of an abortion

No, seriously, sauce?

>>721144784
Would harpoon with my D

>>721148195

No one here knows.

Jesus fucking christ anon, have some standards.

>>721144784
puke and leave

>>721147687
All I can imagine now is a LenaXDroid Lewd story. Can we have this?

>>721144784
Man the harpoons, y?

>>721145104
>clip

>>721148354
Sad. Bigly sad.