I broke up with my psycho gf and when I came home from work,

>>721126540
Well, personally, I wouldnt kill her.
But I would get law enforcement involved with charging her for destruction of property.

yes kill her lol.

>>721126540
prove it.
also, horse pussy

>>721126610
like that would get me my shit back

>>721126610
this

>>721126540
looks like she farts a lot. does she?

Why isnt this one of the paid, astroturfed threads about black dicks or hating trump or cutting your penis off or whatever the faggots that for some reason still browse this board like? You realize this place is done right

>>721126813
i never really noticed tbh
also we were together for 3 months, mostly just fucked, she moved in since I'm at work alot, looked after the house, was like having a maid who you occasionally fuck

This is what the cops exist for.

>>721126540

more pics ?

>>721126843
you seem bleak man, go kys

>>721126540
well, you have to do something.

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>>721126959
here you go anon

>>721127039
yeah, I could kill here, no one would miss the cunt

>>721126685
Small claims court with police report...will get new ones

>>721126540

Not worth having any contact at all.
Jusy erase her from memory and move on.
This is coming from a guy who had to work late one day and his phycho ex put his ps3, wii, and associated peripherals in the bathtub because she found working late "suspicious."

>>721127226
she can't even afford a wired mouse, she's broke as fuck.
nah man, I have to take destroy something important to her... like her face, I could cut her face up... but then she could rat me out...

She's probably mad that she has no legs

>>721127423
she's mad cos she thinks I'm fucking around with a 17 year old

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>>721126813
Are you retarded?

>>721127049

nice!!!
would fuck that hard

Why is her pussy and anus so dark?

>>721127667
Because you are too young to be on this site.

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>>721127667

tanned

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>>721127744
>>721127855
consecutively

>>721127744
Are you implying he's too young because he hasn't experienced enough dark horse pussy in his time? That's fucking gross. But I guess you'll take what you can get right and play it off as normal to feel better about yourself.

>>721127407
the charges will stick with her for the rest of her life. whatever petty revenge shit you pull won't.

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Go slash her tires in the middle of the night. Judging from her freshly done fingernails she's probably a prissy stuck up rich cunt anyways. Probably has a nice car without insurance against intentional damage. Probably 400 bucks a tire. That'd fuck her up pretty good. You should post those pics on Facebook as well. If you can get her password or into her account by other means you should post them on her account. God speed OP.

>>721127961
I remember when I was a normfag myself, thinking only blonde pink pussy was the shit. I bet you're into missionary position as well, emirite?

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>>721127961
You are also revealing yourself to be a boy, and not a man.

>>721128045
I already said she's poor as dirt

>>721126540
Yes, kill her. Spike her drink, then start slowly torturing her as she regains consciousness

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>>721126813
Oh great, it's the fart fetish retard

Inb4 he asks 20 more questions about farts.

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she kept the ring though, maybe I should cut her finger off?

>>721127049
Fuck yeah. Any BJ? Show us her face

>>721128323
Report it to LE. If she is really broke you wont get any money, but you won't get any money hurting/killing her and if you do that then she could report it and then you have to learn to like butseks. Also like other posters have said it will follow her for a long time.

>>721126540
so why do you let your gf keep your key when you broke up?

>>721128546
I can show you her face but no BJ pics, I only have some that she sent me while I was at work. Like I said, we were into some weird shit that I don't feel comfortable to have it immortalised in film/pics

>>721126909
okay that's just stupid. letting her move in within 3 months

>>721127049
nice white cheese on her pussy lips.

she did you a favor OP. sorry about the electronics.

Oh, and don't kill her. Not worth it.

>>721128686
She was at home, and we broke up over the phone. She trashed everything on her way out. I know, I'm a classy guy!

>>721126935
>>721128668
also this, that is what police is invented for

>>721128775
you could have handled that better champ

>>721128740
like I didn't know that, but I'm barely at home and she got evicted... I was like, hell, noone is staying home anyways...

>>721128848
I'm not a cop kind of guy, I would prefer if they wouldn't meddle in my shit

Cost of doing business.
If that all it costs you...win.

>>721129013
Well they definitely will meddle in your shit if you kill her.

>>721126540
Getthelube.com

>>721128775

Judging by you wanting to cut her, kill her, fuck her up, her nails and pussy color. I'm assuming you guys are Hispanic. How many sports games did you lose when she did this?

Btw you probs live in LA or something like that, just let your pitbull tear her ass open.

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>>721129033

First take a picture from the smashed shit and best if you don't touch it too much, then go to her home and check if she's got any security measures, if not, then smash every relevant object you find to bits

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth

>>721129123
We got Sherlock Holmes over here. I'm european, I don't play sport game, I have a cat! But other than that, you're spot on!

>>721129234
she is basically homeless, she's staying at a sluts house. maybe I should rape and kill both of them...

>>721128687
Post!
I'm edging over here

>>721129371
de donde eres. le visto el movil Orange y immediamente se que estais en Espana. No?

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>>721129940

moar?

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>>721130027
I don't have more, only some pussy shots she sent me

>>721126540
Of you do decide to kill her take a chainsaw to her vagina

>>721129940
Let her live you god damned pos.
She is way too hot to die.

>>721130236
sluts like her are a dime a dozen

She broke your toys and you want to kill her?
Might be a bit of an overreaction?
Are you like 15 or what?

>>721130572
I was killing animals at 15 mate

>>721130738
Edgelord confirmed

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>>721130738
Ugh.
>Is a sadistic, childish asshole.
>Gets hot pussy.
Kill me instead then.

>>721130786
>>721130738

kek

>>721130786
the biggest one around

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>>721130738

>>721130937
hot pussies don't come to you for your personality or looks! I'm a 6 at best! They come to you for the social status and $$$.

>>721126685
It appears you are either also a psycho or just plain old retarded, both cases explain how you got yourself a psycho gf.

>>721131014
I'm listening sir

>>721130138

would fug this crazy bitch

>>721131198
I've been told by professionals that I'm a bit... eccentric. She's a golddigging homeless trump, it just so happens I got more gold than she can dig. Also don't give a shit about gold!

>>721131387
eccentric =/= wanting to murder a bitch cause you were enough of a dumbass to break up with her while she was in your house
and if you dont care about gold then why give a fuck that she broke your shit, just buy new ones you fucking child

>>721126540
Cut your losses and move on. Not worth the jail time.

>>721128687
Do tell!

>>721126540
Call the cops, press charges.

She is somebody else's problem now. Move on.

>>721126909
Welp, this is all I needed to read. Threads dead bros.

>>721128474
Show tits and her smoking topless if possible.

>>721128472
My sides, thanks man

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>>721131863
I said it before...
i take that shit personal

>>721127407
Are you retarded? You'll fuck her almost any job forever. Don't be a fucking beta nigger, rise to the call of the alpha.

>>721132188
so your a fucking child then

>>721126540
Yeah, ruin both your lives over a PC and a ps4. That's a great idea you fucking moron.

Have her arrested and have her pay for damages. Done.

>>721132226
You could call me that, I wouldn't mind

>>721129940
That is not even the same female.

>>721132296
you niggers just refuse to (most probably can't) read that I don't care about the stuff, I would hardly play on that ps4, only got it for the BB meme

>i broke up with someone and left them with access to my property and was shocked, SHOCKED i tell you when she destroyed some of my stuff

fucking duhhhhhhhhhh

>>721132457
I would rather have the lasting effect of knowing she could never work for a company with company vehicles and taxi of any sort.

>>721126540
If you want revenge expose her full nude face and all. Then when she finds out tell her you'll got to the cops about her breaking your stuff.

>>721132524
you are the most omega on this board. no wonder you think that attitude is normal, I bet sluts walk all over you and you would let them for a chance to suck the last cock that fucked them

>>721131192
Tell that to my awkward autist personality.
I look above average and could have money if I wanted.
I can't take much care of my social status because I can't stand being around other people. fml + sage this shit

>>721126610
This retard, sitting 20 years behind bars isn't worth it

>>721132719
thats just if you get caught, amateur

I WANT MOAR PICS

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>>721132188
What's more valuable to you: Your freedom or short-term satisfaction?
Go and consume the anger away like everybody else.
A good life is the best revenge, but you've probably heard that one already.

>>721132696
do you think I enjoy being around other people? It's torture. But you suck it up faggot

>>721132808
Ex-bf murders ex-gf after breakup.
What do you think are your chances of not being caught?
Retard.

>>721127049
smegma!

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>>721133140
last one, make it count

>>721133209
Okay, I'll consider being more social. Thanks for the advice faggot.

>>721126540
Lol how do you go out with someone who has a degenerate back tattoo like that

>>721133482
you're welcome you extrachromosome waste of skin

>>721133598
see
>>721130738

>>721133598

she was a sick twisted cunt, I'm into that

>>721129940

whats her IG or facebook?

>>721126540
there are worse things than death, anon
get creative

Sue her also call the cops it's theft over 1000 or 500 depending on how much you spent fuck her shit up with cops and the inconvenience of the American justice system this will haunt her for years

>>721133659
also I killed my mother in childbirth

>>721133674

more details anon

>>721128323
Does she have a car? If so fuck it up

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>>721133617
>extrachromosome waste of skin
That's the most random insult I've encountered ever.
>>721133957
no
>>721133728
european

>>721133822
she let me cut her, was into hardcore bdsm and humiliation. Oh, and necrophilia.

>>721129112
Actually lol'd

>>721132639
This

she called to tell me that she is sorry and is coming over to talk it over. now is my chance!

>>721134089

explain the necrophilia part

>>721134784
She'll let you punish her. Have fun.

>>721134784
>>721134904
Tie her up and go a bit over her limits. Should be enough.

>>721134852
she found out she is into it when she came to visit me to work and sucked a young dead guy as a joke! after that, she came regularly to fuck corpses!

>>721130319
a diamond dozen**

>>721134784

take a real fucking picture of her and post it here

>>721135148

fake and gay

fuck off

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>>721128474
She has no right to assimilate your property. Jewelry, which you paid for legally, is documented and stolen items are easily identified. You should contact the police if she refuses to return your personal property. It doesn't matter if you gave it to her as a gift while in a relationship. Britney Spears took back a sports car from her boyfriend after breaking up with him.

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>>721135281

Press charges!

>>721132306
you dont have to mind, just seems to be the truth

>>721134784
>>721134089
+ That she's broke af.
I'm 80% sure that she has a death wish.

>>721135898
I'm not very inclined to honer her wish so fast. Maybe I'll bleed her a little first, like the filthy swine she is

>>721132457
>>721134089
>>721135148
>>721136185

gr8 b8 m8 r8 it 0.00/8

>>721136185
That is so not cool man. Do what you must but please let the lady live.
I've lost a friend of mine to murder. It's no good I can assure you.
He was the murderer. Killed his parents.

>>721136616
so you're saying I should be a betafag and let this slide?

Revenge is way better when you slander the shit of her and (if you're feeling particularly nasty) her family.

You're posting on here so you know about proxies/tor and triggering people. Use your imagination.

Getting someone fired and hated without leaving your computer is fun

>>721136185
>>721136616
He's in jail forever.
No chance of ever being released ever.
Do you want to die in prison?
Chances are high if you're brutal and cruel.

>>721136875
she has no family, she is nobody, just a pretty face I took in out of pity (and because was a mean fuck, not gonna lie), she is jobless, homeless, stayed where she could and fucked her way around

>>721137092
That's sad bro.

>>721136921

I haven't been caught so far
also chances are no one will report her as missing

but nevertheless, she has to pay somehow, maybe taking her life is a bit... extreme

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>>721136921
my grandfather died in prison, he was a good man though

>>721133445
damn i love kebab

>>721137848
There are a lot of good people in jail.
For example drug trafficking is punished way too hard.

>>721126540
Post. Her. Whole body. And . Face. Pics.

>>721137319
Go murder her you fucking psycho.
Murder your way through society.
Run freaking AMOK!
The sooner you end up in jail the better.

If you value a life as little as a couple of pieces of electronic, maybe shes not the psyco...

>>721126540
face?

>>721137319
Don't worry man after a while when the police start looking around they would never think to look at previous boyfriends you are too smart

>>721138590
Go kill yourself you paid liberal shill

>>721138590

not everyone is a spoilled edgylord like u... everything comes with a cost

>>721138787
>murders someone about 500$ worth of electronics
>calls other people edgy

OP here, she arrived, starved and pretty scared.

>>721139020
that wasn't me faggot

>>721139110
Give her a hug and make her a sandwich. That poor thing.

>>721139020
and I would kill just for the pleasure

>>721126610
Yups. This will do.

>>721139189
she is eating and tells me she wants to make it up to me... how the fuck should she do it faggots?

report it, because psycho exes are never done fucking with your life or personal space but her minor felonies give you credible doubt if she tried to get you in legal trouble later on.

>>721129112
This. This is the kind of post I come here for. Fuck everything else.

since you cunts apparently are above killing, how should she make it up to me? trips decides

>>721129371
You lack understanding of the concept of sherlock holmes. other than that, you're spot on!

Not that I mind the pussy, but where is the picture with the smashed PC & PS4? OFC you took pics for evidents right?

>>721129441
Sounds like you're the virus. Let the poor girl be, you fucked her life up already. You should be trying to help her not hurt her, are you 14?

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You all disappoint me, /b/ should have been able to track her from all this. Game is week yo

>>721130319
The Truth.

>>721130738
That makes you more of a moron than was previously apparent. Karma is waiting for you friend. You better run and hide.

>>721131192
Same (6 at best) and get laid like a rock star. And yeah social status more than $$$ unless you're spending you $$$ on whores. I don't even buy chicks drinks.

>>721139621
Hatefuck her like a normal human being.
Oh damnit this thread and OP are fubar.

>>721127049
How about showing her tits & face so I know what I'm fapping too

>>721140006
you seem like a triggered nigger faggot? are you a nigger faggot?

I know that tattoo.

>>721131264
It says lighten not listen you autistic autism-infected autist.

>>721132188
Then don't.

that's a familiar looking tattoo

>>721132188
You're an idiot.

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>>721140322
>>721140424

>>721126540
>I'm debating if I should kill her over this...

There should be no conflict. Either kill her or ruin her life.

>>721132296
This.

>>721140292
I smell cheese!

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>>721132213
this
or infect her with pic related

>>721126540
she has a tattoo, no wonder she's psychotic.

>>721132524
This. Op is clearly missing basic deductive reasoning skills.

>>721140727
>>721132524

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan fuck that shit. Most people no matter how bad you do them will not resort to breaking expensive shit like that.

she lols at your comments you beta faggots!

>>721132696
That's just laziness. Get out there and force yourself for a while and it'll become a habit or you'll make friends with people like you which will lead to getting laid.

>>721139564
this is the only reasonable thing to do

>>721132808
You're a moron.

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>>721140871

>>721139466
Spill crystal meth in her drink.
It has been done to me and it seriously fucked me up.
3 days high.
Forever crave.

>>721130738
Keel bro

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OP out! peace faggots! stay beta!

>>721135479
>assimilate
Are you a fucking borg?! Resistance is not futiel. Fuck off locutus.

>>721129940
She's hot

>>721133445
Barf

>>721136875
He is behind 7 proxies.

>>721138590
This.

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>>721141360
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE

>>721139564
Best recourse in most situations. This guy has experience or prior knowledge.

>>721141360
Funniest thing I've read today.
Thanks anon!

>>721137848
The red ripper.

>>721141909
finally! been waiting for you this whole evening! I tip my fedora to you anon!

>>721140861
Heard too many stories about women's (cowardly) rage. They break shit all the time and throw valuable shits out too.

>>721126540
There is only one acceptable response to having your toys violated in such an atrocious manner. However, you will need to get some supplies, and you will need to prepare.

1. Obtain bathtub. Enameled metal preferably.
2. Connect bathtub to drainpipe
3. Obtain a large vat of fluoroantimonic acid
4. A box of rohypnol and some duct-tape

- Optional, but recommended:
5. Obtain a large butcher's knife, a hatched and preferably a bone-saw (a coarse-toothed hacksaw will work in a pinch)


Now you will need to find the bitch and get enough rohypnol into her so that she will pass out, but not enough to kill her. It is preferable if she passes out when she's already in your car, so plan for this. Next you bring her to where you have your bathtub and vat of acid. Proceed to gag her, then tape her arms and feet together to keep her from resisting too much. At this point I might add that you should probably cover the entire room in plastic sheet (yes, like on Dexter). When she wakes up it is time to go to work.

Place bitch in bathtub. If you got the optional instruments, then start cutting the bitch into more manageable pieces. Remove arms, legs and feet. Try to keep her alive as long as possible, but the blood loss should kill her quickly. If you want her to be alive for the next step you will have to do something to cauterise the amputation wounds in order to quell the flow of blood.

Now, pour the acid into the bathtub - enough to cover the bitch entirely. If she is still alive at this point she will do whatever she can to get out - do not let her splash you with the acid. It would probably be a good idea to fashion some sort of lid for the bathtub - preferably glass so that you can watch her dissolve.

Just leave her there. The acid will reduce basically anything organic to sludge, and you can just empty everything out through the drain.

Problem solved.

>>721126540
fuck off you attention whore, you consider 20 years inside is worth doing for $200 piece of electronic shit? that $200 won't buy you a coffee and a donut when you get out, there was a crime prog on today about someone who murdered someone over a $20 phone bill back in the 70's, he's still inside.

>>721142203

Jesus christ