Smoke break
It's my birthday and I'll chug rum before breakfast if I want to.
diamonds are a fags best friend
except for lube
>>721117853
Happy birthday, fag
>>721117907
They told me you shouldn't TA a class and grade quizzes drunk but I wouldn't let them put me down.
my dad literally texted me "you're getting so old" before I woke up and I have been unsober since.
>>721117976
Well, you're not nearly as decrepit as me.
First week of school almost killed me
>>721118030
When is he due?
So are you old and wrinkled and ugly now?
>>721118070
I'm not decrepit. I might even be healthy. But I am aging. Silversun Pickups would sentence me to the guillotine.
Yes, I tend to measure my age in song lyrics.
>>721118137
I'm basically darth sidious.
>>721118151
hot af
>>721118208
Electrifying, really.
>>721118151
>I'm not decrepit
Give it time.
>Yes, I tend to measure my age in song lyrics
I'm listening to Mr Cash at the moment so I guess I'm pretty fucking old.
badj i think you got me sick
>>721117853
happy birthday
>>721118262
Oh I'm looking forward to it.
Johnny Cash is a legend and I've been listening to him forever, so I guess by that standard I was old at 16.
>>721118297
to meeeee~
>>721118240
Electricity tends to warm things up, so yeah, that. Also happy birthday etc.
>>721118297
Oh, sorry...
>>721118389
Maybe for my birthday uncle pence will shock the gay out of me.
>>721118323
I mean right now though
>>721118297
>badj i think you got me sick
Next time use a condom
>>721118432
What, are my bones about to start cracking?
>>721118487
Yeah man the moment you hear the strumming guitar and that voice you lose bone density
If you wanna stay young forever you need to listen to trashy pop music.
>>721118422
That seems highly unlikely.
>>721118323
yes, to you
what have you been up to today, mr birthday
>>721118389
it's so powerful it gave me a cold over the internet but it's okay, i'll live. how did those meds work out? what did they give you?
>>721118432
thanks, i'll keep that noted
>>721118612
Oh damn, I'm fucked.
Fortunately I listen to ABSOLUTELY GARBAGE pop also.
>>721118678
;_; a boy can dream
>>721118768
drink
work
so far anyway
anyway bye bye cutie pies
>>721118785
Cya dickhead
>>721118768
They're just regular painkillers and some cough medicine, but so far they're working alright.
>>721118785
>boy
That's a funny way to spell old, decrepit faggot.
TIME TO HAVE FUN HERETICS
FURFAG BLOOD WILL STAIN THE LAND
i'm unsure of what to do today
>>721118785
seeya
>>721118932
that's good at least.
Abusing systems in games so you don't have to actually do much is fun.
>>721119269
Doesn't that sort of ruin the point of playing the game?
>>721119269
unless it's done to you, then it feels like bullshit
FILTHY FUR ENJOYING HERETICS
>>721119336
It's a port of the 3DS Kingdom Hearts game.
I already beat it so I kind of just want an easy ride.
>>721119354
Solo games though.
>>721119207
Yeah, they told me to be in contact if I don't get better by Monday.
>>721119269
Depends on the game.
>>721119336
Depends on the game.